The 7 Deadly Sins Theory! - SpongeBob Conspiracy

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  • @Mr.Cinian
    @Mr.Cinian  3 роки тому +198

    Check out my other DARK theories - ua-cam.com/play/PLxahuY2bkRV4MjG4IDpFatcWCnrc9uX9F.html

    • @bhadbozo5615
      @bhadbozo5615 3 роки тому +3

      i think larry the lobster should've been on pride as well

    • @emmaclouse6352
      @emmaclouse6352 3 роки тому +3

      Uh, "treats" shouldn't be used to help your case on Gary, sure he did all that, but he said he would have stopped if SpongeBob just said no

    • @yafeee1072
      @yafeee1072 3 роки тому +1

      OK

    • @AZGo69
      @AZGo69 2 роки тому +1

      ?

    • @classicsupersonic1217
      @classicsupersonic1217 2 роки тому +1

      Pika

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 2 роки тому +1608

    I can confirm that in Texas we do indeed call ice cream “frozen cow juice.” It’s to distinguish it from the popular drug, Ice Cream.

    • @serauris
      @serauris 2 роки тому +46

      What is the drug “Ice Cream”?

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 роки тому +58

      @@serauris look up “cream drug”

    • @Lasagnamuncher61
      @Lasagnamuncher61 2 роки тому +39

      @BradynLee09 well, it doesn't actually, just asking your mom for ice cream doesn't really make you look 7, you could also be afraid of going alone.

    • @viricorn
      @viricorn 2 роки тому +10

      I lost it half way through that comment

    • @ItsMovie_Sonic1
      @ItsMovie_Sonic1 2 роки тому +5

      @@wolfetteplays8894 ayoo

  • @benedict0902
    @benedict0902 3 роки тому +1075

    Also, Sloth can also be defined as "the inability to use one's talent to the fullest or at all", fortifying Patrick's sin.

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY 2 роки тому +6

      Ok

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 2 роки тому +15

      I think that's a bit of a stretch given how some people are literally unable to to achieve said talents due to physical, mental, emotional, or even social limitations. For example; I would absolutely love to learn how to drive a car but because of my mental health and inability to focus very long? I would probably be just as bad as spongebob on the road.
      As for talent? Yeah I would love to learn to sing in Spanish but to do that? I need to learn conversational spainish then memorize the words to where it's on Par with my native language English. And because of my learning and focusing issues? Yeah that's never going to happen. Hell I only know one song in a completely different language but that's because my sister taught it to me when she was dating her ex.

    • @benedict0902
      @benedict0902 2 роки тому +33

      @@iceluvndiva21 i obviously meant that laziness is the inability to achieve the fullest of oneself without hindrance outside of their control.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 2 роки тому +14

      @@benedict0902
      Oh. Well then that's a choice. So personally I'd say "unwillingness" rather than "inability". Inability makes it sound like it's not within Patrick's control or choice. But unwillingness is more accurate because Patrick has been shown to be good at stuff. He just chooses not too.

    • @venomfan2020
      @venomfan2020 Рік тому +2

      Patrick's secretly a genius

  • @x_junk0ox622
    @x_junk0ox622 2 роки тому +521

    2:13 lust 5:40 pride 8:12 sloth 9:08 wrath 9:52 gluttony 12:32 envy 13:14 greed

    • @x_junk0ox622
      @x_junk0ox622 2 роки тому +20

      Thanks for all the likes

    • @bill5467
      @bill5467 Рік тому +9

      thurl

    • @thatonegamer_4168
      @thatonegamer_4168 Рік тому +5

      thanks!

    • @TychoL
      @TychoL Рік тому +2

      Chad

    • @aarkproductions
      @aarkproductions Рік тому +3

      Lust: peppy le pew
      Pride: fog horn leg horn,
      Sloth: slow poke Rodriguez
      Wrath: Yosemite Sam
      Gluttony: porky pig
      Envy: Elmer fud
      Greed: daffy duck

  • @sickmate1979
    @sickmate1979 3 роки тому +650

    I would say Mrs Puff is more wrath than Gluttony because she literally despises SpongeBob so extremely that she jokes about killing him or herself all the time.

    • @Fbih2o
      @Fbih2o 2 роки тому +16

      Gary is a strong wrath

    • @moon_wei
      @moon_wei 2 роки тому +40

      So does Squidward. Literally everyone around Spongebob other than Sandy and Patrick hate him. Squidward, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton hate him lol

    • @jenniferbender7588
      @jenniferbender7588 2 роки тому +25

      @@moon_wei But Mr. Krabs said Spongebob was his best employee. He just underpays him and forces him to work.

    • @miyeonidlee
      @miyeonidlee 2 роки тому +31

      @@moon_wei Mr. Krabs does like SpongeBob in fact but he is very greedy so he underpays him and forces him to work besides SpongeBob likes working.

    • @personalgamers2241
      @personalgamers2241 Рік тому +6

      I kinda still agree with mrs puff being gluttony. I mean legit in one of the episodes they fried spongebob and mrs puff ate him

  • @amandapanda5087
    @amandapanda5087 2 роки тому +525

    Lust: Spongebob/Pearl
    Pride: Sandy/Squilliam
    Sloth: Patrick
    Wrath: Squidward
    Gluttony: Gary/Mrs. Puff
    Envy: Plankton
    Greed: Mr. Krabs
    The devil, who brought the sins to Bikini Bottom: the Flying Dutchman
    The God: King Neptune

    • @thedraftingax5963
      @thedraftingax5963 2 роки тому +24

      Yes, this is so true. These are the right sins for the main 7 Spongebob characters.

    • @krisisswag
      @krisisswag 2 роки тому +5

      No spongebob represents pride, not lust

    • @jaketane1717
      @jaketane1717 2 роки тому +16

      @@krisisswag Can you explain please?

    • @heavenlucilla9392
      @heavenlucilla9392 2 роки тому +4

      Thank you for showing this bro Jesus coming back soon

    • @boyjmfalt7118
      @boyjmfalt7118 2 роки тому +5

      In the new spongebob movie they basically literally meet Jesus in their dream so that's interesting

  • @obamahimself2885
    @obamahimself2885 Рік тому +156

    I think squidward is more sad than angry, often people who are heavily depressed are really really angry toward others.

    • @axelinedgelord4459
      @axelinedgelord4459 Рік тому +8

      there’s a reason red mist is a thing

    • @MrSkiPR
      @MrSkiPR 9 місяців тому +2

      He's just a divorced middle-aged squid

    • @AmazonPackage
      @AmazonPackage 3 місяці тому

      @@MrSkiPRdivorced?

  • @kidphlame
    @kidphlame 2 роки тому +168

    I remembered I had this SpongeBob trivia book I found in a Goodwill about maybe 6 years ago, and from what I remembered, the book had a chapter that actually mentioned the seven deadly sins. They assigned each character with the sin that corresponds to their personalities.

    • @Goremasterhelsing
      @Goremasterhelsing 2 роки тому +6

      Really?!😱😱😱what's the name of the book?

    • @kidphlame
      @kidphlame 2 роки тому +6

      @@Goremasterhelsing unfortunately i don't remember, but i might have the book lying around somewhere.

    • @Duckyone123
      @Duckyone123 2 роки тому +4

      Wait I remember that book-

  • @TheChronicHistorian4real4real
    @TheChronicHistorian4real4real 3 роки тому +220

    This reminds me of alex bale like the edeting and stuff so great work man!

    • @trup160
      @trup160 3 роки тому +21

      They have the same voice

    • @TheChronicHistorian4real4real
      @TheChronicHistorian4real4real 3 роки тому +10

      @@trup160 yea mabye this is part of the lore bc its. The same thumbnail as he's 7th theory teaser vid

    • @TheChronicHistorian4real4real
      @TheChronicHistorian4real4real 3 роки тому +2

      @@twitchman8287 oh good i where getting worried thanks for imforming man! Just the talent of alex bales lore like spreading it out it's a good job

    • @justclip7035
      @justclip7035 2 роки тому +14

      It Actually Looks Like Hes Trying To Copy Alex Bale's Content Dont AYA Think

    • @bad6220
      @bad6220 2 роки тому +7

      That’s the point, he’s trying to get views and profit and views off Alex bales theory’s

  • @aceindisgrace5482
    @aceindisgrace5482 2 роки тому +122

    Honestly I wouldn’t say there’s a limit on just how much lust a sixteen year old can feel… They’re terrifying

    • @adam.n-steve
      @adam.n-steve 2 роки тому +8

      rule_34 and AO3 are examples of it

    • @o2cool264
      @o2cool264 Рік тому

      Ain’t that the truth but you should see the kids at my school. I don’t even wanna think about what sexual things the girls and the gay boys think about doing to me. It gives me the creeps, well the gay boys thinking about having sexual interactions with me gives me the creeps, the girls certain ones I’d gladly let them do whatever they wanna do with me tbh I mean c’mon they sexier than a Hooters girl!

    • @shellbeeyourshells
      @shellbeeyourshells 11 місяців тому +3

      “Teenagers scare the living 5#!7 outta me” 🎸 🎶

  • @Jahnae906
    @Jahnae906 3 роки тому +268

    Although this theory is good. I dont necessarily believe in the gluttony theory for Mrs.Puff. We see very little scenes of mrs puff eating. As for what you said about her eating diet cake, everyone has times where they have something sweet to eat, so that could've just been a personal craving. As for the apple, yeah she ate it one bite, but apples are healthy. Also in the ferral friends episode, they turned into fish with natrual instincts of real fish, so of course they were trying to eat everyone without thought, on that note everyone was eating each other.

    • @inkfernado9114
      @inkfernado9114 3 роки тому +3

      And the only reason she looks “fat” is because she’s literally a puffer fish

    • @ultraliquid
      @ultraliquid 3 роки тому +31

      Gluttony also applies to being a horder of things, perfect for puff since she is a kleptomaniac and literally hoards what she's stolen. Where greed is wanting to aquire more wealth, gluttony is more in tune with wanting to aquire things they can be seen as similar hence why I mentioned it

    • @kendrichbadando7950
      @kendrichbadando7950 2 роки тому +6

      Gluttony doesn't always mean eating, it also means overindulgence and hoarding.

    • @itshypherplayzanddraws3787
      @itshypherplayzanddraws3787 2 роки тому

      Or any of them

    • @emeraldemperor2601
      @emeraldemperor2601 2 роки тому +1

      I feel like she's wrath

  • @AngelicJazz
    @AngelicJazz 2 роки тому +17

    1. Spongebob, Pearl - lust
    2. Sandy, squilliam - pride
    3. Patrick - sloth
    4. Squidward - wrath
    5. Gary, ms. Puff - gluttony
    6. Plankton - envy
    7. Mr. Crabs - greed
    Mastermind: the Flying Dutchman

  • @anabominationagainstman3597
    @anabominationagainstman3597 2 роки тому +37

    Patrick is NOT lazy. The dude can build a TV OUT OF SAND.

    • @ArcadeN9
      @ArcadeN9 5 місяців тому +1

      Patrick need a break from hate

    • @Mike-vz6xg
      @Mike-vz6xg 5 місяців тому

      Patrick has his own show now

  • @teagankoth-jw9ps
    @teagankoth-jw9ps Рік тому +14

    I don't think that pearl is lust, shes just a teenage girl

  • @clairegheill2944
    @clairegheill2944 2 роки тому +34

    The Flying Dutchman being an underwater version of the devil makes sense when put it like that.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 2 роки тому

      Not really. There are several problems with this. One in order for him to be the devil he cant have existed in a physical form. The fact he died disproves this. Add to this since Neptune is king of the sea this takes place in roman mythos, the roman ruler of the underworld is Pluto. Sending only bad fish to davy jones locker would not work as all creatures are sent to the underworld, its tarterous (the lowest points of the underworld) where bad people went.

    • @PaperBanjo64
      @PaperBanjo64 6 місяців тому

      That's how I see the Flying Dutchman, underwater Satan.

  • @shellbeeyourshells
    @shellbeeyourshells 11 місяців тому +5

    I’d like to 2nd this theory with another cartoon that does exactly this!
    Bob’s Burgers
    1. Lust: Tina Belcher - In the show, Tina is often depicted as having a strong interest in romance and a desire for physical affection. She frequently fantasizes about romantic encounters and exhibits behaviors associated with lust.
    2. Gluttony: Gene Belcher - Gene has a love for food and indulges in it frequently. He is often seen eating large quantities of food and enjoys experimenting with unique culinary creations. These traits align with the concept of gluttony.
    3. Greed: Mr. Fischoeder - Mr. Fischoeder, the landlord of Bob's Burgers, is portrayed as greedy throughout the series. He is constantly trying to find ways to make more money and often prioritizes his own financial gain over the well-being of others.
    4. Sloth: Linda Belcher - Linda is known for her laid-back and easy-going nature. She often takes a relaxed approach to life and avoids exerting herself unnecessarily. She is often seen lounging on the couch getting wine drunk.
    5. Wrath: Louise Belcher - Louise is depicted as being mischievous, cunning, and sometimes prone to outbursts of anger. She enjoys pulling pranks and causing chaos.
    6. Envy: Teddy often admires Bob's close-knit family and their relationships, wishing for something similar in his own life
    7. Pride: Bob Belcher - Bob takes great pride in his burgers and his craft as a restaurateur. He is often seen defending his burgers, maintaining high standards, and refusing to compromise on the quality of his food.

  • @benedict0902
    @benedict0902 3 роки тому +59

    Although we can view Spongebob as a good person because of the Verse "Love the unloveable" which Spongebob shows very often. So, its not Spongebob as lust, but Pearl.

    • @YukisnowZ
      @YukisnowZ 2 роки тому +4

      Yea,but the thing is the way he express it

    • @thedraftingax5963
      @thedraftingax5963 2 роки тому +1

      @@YukisnowZ yeah

    • @fancymustache3793
      @fancymustache3793 2 роки тому +6

      Lust really is just an intense passion or love for something/someone its not always sexual and its not always a bad thing to be associated with the sin of lust. Spongebob loves everything and everyone with hardly a single hate in the world unconditionally to the point of creepy sometimes.

    • @o2cool264
      @o2cool264 Рік тому +1

      @@fancymustache3793 facts. Also and this is coming from a guy who has hanged around lustful girls and who has also fought with the Devil and got down on his level many times before, I can agree 100000000% as I have seen it in person face to face, and I have even had a intense love/passion for a personal thing, not in a sexual way of course.

  • @7saa_s223
    @7saa_s223 2 роки тому +8

    Why is this so entertaining, why is theory’s about a childhood show so entertaining?

  • @pika1222
    @pika1222 Рік тому +23

    I don’t really see SpongeBob as a being of Lust, mostly because Lust is more than just “having a strong sexual desire” or “I love everyone.” Lust as a sin is defined as “seeking sexual experiences for personal pleasure.” SpongeBob is a character who doesn’t spread love to everyone just for himself, he clearly does it for other people. Plus, sexual desire is kind of redundant for a being that reproduces asexually. Pearl makes much more sense as Lust, especially because she isn’t a very.. selfless person so to speak.

    • @shelbydaniel4066
      @shelbydaniel4066 Рік тому

      My reaction to that information:🦧

    • @Conerdon2
      @Conerdon2 Рік тому +2

      Ain’t readin allat but true 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @shawnnbits
      @shawnnbits Рік тому +2

      Yeah if anything along with his color, SpongeBob i gluttony. Hes literally never satisfied even when hes put himself in everyones business and lives

  • @johnii5959
    @johnii5959 Рік тому +6

    That episode where they argue about land creatures or sea creatures being better seems to be a reference to that old quote “if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree you will forever think it’s stupid” from Einstein

  • @Ministry_and_mission
    @Ministry_and_mission Рік тому +8

    Now we must know: who are the characters who represent the 7 heavenly virtues?

  • @savannahvarns2126
    @savannahvarns2126 2 роки тому +24

    When you think bout it, Bikini Bottom is literally in a Cold War. It’s King Neptune (The USA) with the background fish (NATO) vs the Flying Dutchman (the Soviet Union) and the 7 main characters. (The Warsaw Pact)

    • @arturokaintz8153
      @arturokaintz8153 2 роки тому +8

      You smoking sum better shit than me

    • @your_dad7816
      @your_dad7816 Рік тому +2

      ​@@arturokaintz8153 nahhhhhhhhhhh he ain't smoking
      His lungs are perfect

    • @KV-88
      @KV-88 9 місяців тому +1

      Spongebob even has the shape from the GDR.

  • @ReformationRamblings
    @ReformationRamblings 19 днів тому +1

    I think the random extras, such as the anchovies, flatts, chocolate guy, and basically all the customers would also be good representatives of gluttony.

  • @JesusMoreno-jq8ys
    @JesusMoreno-jq8ys 2 роки тому +16

    3:57 this scared the living shit out of me

  • @FoxFaeez
    @FoxFaeez 3 роки тому +19

    I was thinking about this when I saw showering today. UA-cam knows.

  • @SpongeSebastian
    @SpongeSebastian Рік тому +6

    This theory was actually confirmed by Mr. Lawrence in the season 1 DVD audio commentary for "Plankton!"

  • @arieltales8952
    @arieltales8952 3 роки тому +98

    I love Squidbob theories, but I can't stop thinking in the creepiness of moving to the same street and working on the same place your crush works in.
    When it comes to Pearl's birthday, the episode ends with Mr. Krabs threatening gesture like if he was about to punch SpongeBob. It's possible Mr. Krabs didn't have all the money of all the gifts in his account. SpongeBob used a credit card, so Mr. Krab owned interest payments as well. I wonder if Mr. Krab returned all the gifts minus the band concert and made SpongeBob pay this last gift. SpongeBob doesn't need money to work and he is very rich. He has money to pay a house, the Krusty Krab, a futuristic boat that didn't require a driver, all the clocks of a store, etc, etc. So, it's very likely SpongeBob agreed to pay all Pearl's whims. Like a sugar daddy. 😂 All these words to ask you if you think Pearl is Mr. Krabs sugar baby, which is a very popular Internet theory.
    Mrs. Puff might be very lustful as well. It's possible she failed SpongeBob driving test because she didn't want to stop seeing and making love with him. I've read this theory as a joke in a comment but it was deleted. Mr. Krabs can be mashochistic (bad written on purpose) since he is dating a dangerous woman.
    There's one episode Mr. Krabs invites Mrs. Puff to dinner at home. Squidward and SpongeBob have to prepare the dishes, but SpongeBob ends accidentally inside the oven, Squidward serves him accidentally to Mrs. Puff and she eats him not so accidentally. Also, in My Two Krabs Mrs. Puff says she likes chum smell. So, Mrs. Puff gluttony is canon.
    Squidward and Plankton are very proud as well. One about his art and the other about his plans to destroy the world.
    I don't think the Flying Dutchman wants to rule the sea. I believe he just wants to take souls of sinners and he isn't the only ghost who does it in Bikini Bottom as shown in Money Talks. There isn't any evidence of Flying Dutchman tempting people to sin. Neptune may have created sins if the created Bikini Bottom citizens from fishes. He is not good.
    Happy New year and see you soon!!!

  • @5spec
    @5spec Рік тому +5

    In the Plankton! episode audio commentary the creators confirm this theory, so yeah the main characters do represent the seven deadly sins it's always been that way

  • @iceluvndiva21
    @iceluvndiva21 2 роки тому +60

    it's pretty obvious that Pearl is experiencing an intense case of wish fulfillment in the episode A Whale of A Birthday and the infamous Prom episode. Given her upbringing? Its not unheard of. I mean her dad is a massive cheapskate and he literally puts in next zero effort to help. I'm honestly amazed at how child protection services hadn't been called so she'll be better taken care of. In a few episodes she's shown taking jobs of her own accord to pay for herself; something her father is elated by even saying that her food, clothes, and education are trivial. So I don't think it's really fair to put her in the category of lust given her circumstances.

  • @prototype0z19athesaturdaym9
    @prototype0z19athesaturdaym9 3 роки тому +60

    Lust - Spongebob, obviously obsession with squidward. And care everything in binki bottom.
    Pride - Sandy, always make herself smart than everyone in binki bottom, by her ideas.
    Sloth - Patrick, lazy and even acts like a jerk sometimes. Only eats and sleeps, really do nothing at all.
    Wrath - Squidward, gets really angry at spongebob and Patrick, when they keep getting in his house.
    Gluttony - Gary, gets hungry, there a running gag when spongebob says "time to feed gary".
    Envy - Plankton, jealous of mr. Krabs because he owns a money making restaurant than his dead beat restaurant.
    Greed - Mr. Krabs, obviously he cares about money more than everyone, even his own daughter or family.

    • @mugglymoo
      @mugglymoo 3 роки тому +8

      There's a theory that Mr. Krabs killed Pearl's mother and used her flesh to make Krabby Patties

    • @gambleglass
      @gambleglass 2 роки тому +5

      @@mugglymoo chum bucket v2

    • @gambleglass
      @gambleglass 2 роки тому +1

      @@mugglymoo In the episode "JailBreak" why is there someone that looks like pearl

    • @revaslatts4301
      @revaslatts4301 2 роки тому +3

      @@gambleglass °□° Holy $#¡%...
      WHAT IF THAT WAS PEARL'S FATHER?!?!?!

    • @jed1458
      @jed1458 2 роки тому

      I disagree with the mr. krabs one, in the literal last episode of season 1 titled hooked, he tries to warn spongebob and patrick and stop them from playing on the hooks, he also at the beginning of the episode ran into his restraunt shouting that the fishers are back. Then he and squidward decided, in attempt to stop him they used what he loves to scare him.

  • @urmybabyandiloveyousomuch
    @urmybabyandiloveyousomuch 8 місяців тому +3

    i always thought that mrs puff is umm… a glutton
    patrick: g i v e-h e r-t h e-a p p l e
    mrs puff: *eats it whole like she hasn’t eaten in 4 weeks*

  • @hanako4484
    @hanako4484 2 роки тому +23

    Im a bit skeptical about the Ms.Puff part i think she is pretty much wrath even neptune's moon "devolves" every fish so im assuming she lost all form of common sense and forgetting the fact she was dating her prey she attacks him on pure animalistic behaviour.

  • @bricollins
    @bricollins 2 роки тому +20

    I've always thought Mr. Krabs was terrible.

  • @Blue-Rose-25
    @Blue-Rose-25 3 роки тому +12

    Alex bale in an alternate timeline:

  • @ZaydenAdriel
    @ZaydenAdriel 6 місяців тому +3

    You can't call Patrick lazy he some how got a working tv with sand💀

  • @Wildcardstudios64
    @Wildcardstudios64 2 роки тому +66

    I think spongebob is supposed to be a angel among a bunch of sinful people, he always does the right thing and almost never does anything wrong but he does has moments of anger which even angels had

    • @o2cool264
      @o2cool264 Рік тому +8

      Coming from someone who has fought with the Devil and got down on his level but never gave in which made him give up on me, this is VERY true. How I know it’s true is because of one man, God.

    • @marlonthemightysmith7836
      @marlonthemightysmith7836 Рік тому

      Hes gay. Angel s aren't gay

    • @pizzaboibob224
      @pizzaboibob224 Рік тому +1

      And how is SpongeBob gay I may ask?

    • @imaspookycat
      @imaspookycat 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@marlonthemightysmith7836 what

    • @Frycook-kb4co
      @Frycook-kb4co 3 місяці тому

      They can be gay you know as they say gay means happy.

  • @tronexkiller
    @tronexkiller Рік тому +3

    Lust: spongerbob
    Pride: Sandy
    Sloth: patrick
    Wrath: squidward
    Gluttony: Gary
    Envy: Plâncton
    Greed: Crabs (obviously)

  • @jordannn34
    @jordannn34 2 роки тому +15

    Ima try to guess before watching the video
    SpongeBob: lust
    Patrick: gluttony
    Squidward: envy
    Mr.Krabs: greed(odviouslly)
    Sandy: pride
    Plankton: wrath
    Gary: sloth
    Edit: bruh I only got 3 right😭

  • @reverse-flash3914
    @reverse-flash3914 2 роки тому +5

    There’s also that one time puff got so hungry she ate SpongeBob. She then tried to do it again once he escaped.

  • @GIJOEFAN-ys8gp
    @GIJOEFAN-ys8gp 2 роки тому +10

    Imagine if the Spongebob characters lived in the world of Seven.

  • @Camoroy0400
    @Camoroy0400 Рік тому +7

    I was expecting Patrick being Gluttony while Gary being Sloth. Since Patrick literally alway is hyper only to become more hyper when he sees delicious foods, while Gary is just an annoying meow snail at his owner aka spongebob's home most of the time possibly just sleeping after eating the food.

  • @jaydenjohnson8810
    @jaydenjohnson8810 3 роки тому +16

    Congrats on 8 k man love your vid I know you can make it to 1 million you make my day thank you have a good day

  • @bigbud2332
    @bigbud2332 3 роки тому +3

    Sonc the Blue Rat says "Stay in your lane...fwend."

  • @Fnaf_creator1982
    @Fnaf_creator1982 7 місяців тому +1

    Honestly I can say that Ice Cream in Indiana is called “Juice that we froze that also comes from cows, y’know?”

  • @megasponge3038
    @megasponge3038 2 роки тому +4

    Are we not gonna mention the time Mrs. Puff at SpongeBob by technical accident then wanted to eat him again.

  • @sendmedemnudes
    @sendmedemnudes 2 роки тому +2

    Ngl making a house out of sand takes a crapton of dedication and effort.

  • @banette0819
    @banette0819 Рік тому +1

    "Patrick's house is literally made out of sand, showing no dedication whatsoever."
    Bro literally made a working tv out of sand, show him some respect for his hard work, please.

  • @ThePresnece
    @ThePresnece 2 роки тому +13

    Even though I agree with this theory, I'm not going to stop watching Spongebob.

  • @ALiteralCatfish
    @ALiteralCatfish 3 місяці тому

    the editing of this video makes this so funny for no reason dude what 😭

    • @outofprintgaymes
      @outofprintgaymes 2 дні тому +1

      LMAOOO why is bro displaying it like a video essay on a cult

  • @thewerianwarrior2944
    @thewerianwarrior2944 2 роки тому +3

    Lets get this man to 100k!!

  • @YukisnowZ
    @YukisnowZ 2 роки тому +9

    Okay so i thought that spongebob being lust is pretty reasonable but just because this scene 3:28 i now definetely believe spongebob is lust now bc its sus

    • @Mr.Cinian
      @Mr.Cinian  2 роки тому +1

      yea he is

    • @YukisnowZ
      @YukisnowZ 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mr.Cinian oh wow you commented, yay

  • @debrabrown1495
    @debrabrown1495 2 роки тому +1

    You are amazing! I've watched a few of them and they are very intriguing

  • @Hailey_dinosfr
    @Hailey_dinosfr 8 місяців тому +1

    2:45 SpongeBob chill 😂

  • @feetona20
    @feetona20 3 роки тому +11

    great video!! please never stop making spongebob vids you’re the best

  • @mindseyemusicreview
    @mindseyemusicreview 2 роки тому +14

    It's tough because a good bit of them could fall into a few categories.
    Patrick is definitely sloth (he won a trophy for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone) or gluttony.
    SB is most likely pride. Not much explaining needed
    Squidward could be envy vs squilliam fancy son or wrath pretty easily as well.
    On second thought Plankton is easily envy or wrath as well due to Mr Krabs secret formula and wrath towards most people in Bikini Bottom for not getting his way.
    Mr. Krabs is 100 percent greed. No doubt. Not sure about the others.
    Guess I'm gonna have to watch and find out.

  • @Hello86257
    @Hello86257 2 роки тому +9

    Larry could also be pride, he’s so proud of his muscles he even has his own gym…

  • @Landermill
    @Landermill 2 роки тому +5

    This was confirmed by a writer of the show except for the Flying Dutchmen part

  • @kendrichbadando7950
    @kendrichbadando7950 Рік тому +2

    Pride - Sandy
    Greed - Mr. Krabs
    Lust - Spongebob & Pearl
    Gluttony - Mrs. Puff
    Envy - Plankton
    Wrath - Squidward
    Sloth - Patrick

  • @SabertoothflashTypt
    @SabertoothflashTypt 7 місяців тому +1

    I don’t think I would be worried if I realized the world is a simulation

  • @calebp01_
    @calebp01_ 2 роки тому +2

    “I’ve decided to create a new theory” bro I remember reading about this in like 2004

  • @hannahnewell850
    @hannahnewell850 2 роки тому +5

    major miss for me as an a kid and adult is the fact that sponge-bob appears in his underwear in the opening scene that highly inappropriate in a kids show alot of nudity throughout the series as a matter of fact ye they are sea animals but they wearing clothes for a reason. Not to mention how sexualized sandy is

  • @Fbih2o
    @Fbih2o 2 роки тому +23

    Arent pineapples also a symbol of fertility and lust in some cultures also?

    • @Foxfancy357
      @Foxfancy357 2 роки тому +5

      Omg good point

    • @Fbih2o
      @Fbih2o 2 роки тому +1

      @DoctorVemina yes. Its an esoteric symbolism used often in murels and paintings throughout history in europe and other countries

    • @coolsomeash
      @coolsomeash 4 місяці тому +1

      No way yall believe SpongeBob is lustful his is cannonly asexual

  • @scaryghost2300
    @scaryghost2300 3 роки тому +5

    Cool like always l love ur vid . And ur theories very interesting and mysteries 👍👍👍👍 happy new year

  • @zee.lovessGod
    @zee.lovessGod Рік тому +1

    Video: Squilliam Fancy son
    Captions: Squill Yum Fancy Son 💀

  • @lucstar49
    @lucstar49 3 роки тому +63

    Alex bale has destroyed this theory...

    • @takillyfishing6792
      @takillyfishing6792 2 роки тому +3

      Wym

    • @shadowking4139
      @shadowking4139 2 роки тому +9

      @@takillyfishing6792 He revealed that it didn’t make much sense

    • @YukisnowZ
      @YukisnowZ 2 роки тому

      @@shadowking4139 but with no actual explanation

    • @Ash-nh6li
      @Ash-nh6li 2 роки тому +2

      @@YukisnowZ the rob agar of spongebob for those shining fans.

    • @coolsomeash
      @coolsomeash 4 місяці тому

      Whats the title called

  • @Dertyboi
    @Dertyboi Рік тому +1

    But that’s just a theory, A SPONGEBOB THEORY

  • @Life_lol007
    @Life_lol007 Рік тому +1

    Iv been falling asleep to SpongeBob theorys wtf ☠️🤣

    • @Thelucky_ducky
      @Thelucky_ducky Рік тому +1

      Falling asleep than hearing the most out of pocket creepy stuff😂

  • @PawberryTocaOfficial
    @PawberryTocaOfficial 8 місяців тому +1

    As soon as he said greed I’m like “Mr crabs.”

  • @Benusr
    @Benusr 2 роки тому +5

    I think Patrick is definitely sloth, but an argument can be made that he is also gluttony, not just sloth.

  • @AbyaaJones
    @AbyaaJones Рік тому +1

    THESE VIDEOS ARE SO ENTERTAINING💯💯💯💯💯

  • @Lisa-nx7zw
    @Lisa-nx7zw Рік тому +2

    SpongeBob was the best thing since Saturday morning cartoons.

  • @stereotipicalyoutuberanter9813
    @stereotipicalyoutuberanter9813 3 роки тому +65

    Imagine being an Alex bale clone

    • @reeseman1932
      @reeseman1932 3 роки тому +1

      Is this part of the ARG?

    • @zarthy4169
      @zarthy4169 3 роки тому +5

      @@reeseman1932 Nope, Alex Bale confirmed that it isn’t.

    • @reeseman1932
      @reeseman1932 3 роки тому +2

      @@zarthy4169 oh I meant the Alex bale clone

    • @zarthy4169
      @zarthy4169 3 роки тому +3

      @@reeseman1932 This channel isn’t connected to the Alex Bale ARG.

    • @phineas3704
      @phineas3704 3 роки тому +17

      Its basically the way he kinda talks, The way he introduces the theories, And kinda the whole layout of the video, But this channel doesn't deserve hate!

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper 3 роки тому +12

    2:19 this pissed me off
    lust is only caring about sex. love and lust are completely different. this entire theory is a joke

    • @jayv9070
      @jayv9070 2 роки тому

      It IS a joke... I'm pretty certain most of these theories are purposefully farfetched and borderline satirical.

    • @coolsomeash
      @coolsomeash 4 місяці тому

      Fr

    • @coolsomeash
      @coolsomeash 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@jayv9070 Doubt it's a joke

  • @plaguii
    @plaguii 3 роки тому +29

    the funny thing about it is that it's
    confirmed by creator of spongebob

  • @WrathgoddaMemer
    @WrathgoddaMemer Рік тому

    Mr Krabs being greed was pretty obvious to me, as he just loves money. A example is in one of the SpongeBob movies, when asked why he open a new restaurant right next to the original, he just replied one word, money

  • @Urban_CREATOR
    @Urban_CREATOR 7 місяців тому +1

    "Spongebob is lust"
    Also Spongebob: Canonically Asexual

  • @michael1206rivera
    @michael1206rivera 9 місяців тому +1

    Mr krabs is the worst sinner in bikini bottom
    Wrath: Yells at spongebob amd squidward
    Pride: Loves his business and money
    Lust: Needs his money and more money
    Envy: hard to say but probably rich people like squiliam
    Greed is obvious to say
    Sloth: Bro cant do his own patty and needs spongebob for him to be a success
    Gluttony: When he ate all the chum and also he lost his shell in one episode for being fat

  • @rpageiiithefourth6534
    @rpageiiithefourth6534 3 роки тому +7

    spongebob almost married a patty

  • @Smoke-gi2pi
    @Smoke-gi2pi Рік тому

    I felt like my heart stopped and restarted when you said that the Flying Dutchman wants to take over the seven seas😦

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper 3 роки тому +4

    cartoon character:
    *breathes*
    AS YOU CAN SEE, MR KRABS IN THIS CLIP IS BREATHING FAST IN THIS SCENE, SHOWING THAT HE IS GREED AND GLUTTONY

  • @littlevoidling
    @littlevoidling 2 роки тому +7

    That's so weird... It seems like you put on them every sin not suitable to them as possible...
    Spongebob will be lust
    Patrick is gluttony
    Squidward is sloth
    Krabs is greed
    Sandy is pride
    Plankton is envy
    Ms puff is wrath

  • @tristarcol
    @tristarcol Рік тому +1

    2:54 its called dying for pie not dying for a pie

  • @UrbanaGaming
    @UrbanaGaming Рік тому

    Ah. Poseidon and The Flying Dutchman. The classic Cain and Able story. 😱

  • @Mister_Cheese
    @Mister_Cheese 2 роки тому

    Cinina Trends LANGUAGE

  • @corporatemagician1
    @corporatemagician1 11 місяців тому

    LUST - Pearl(extremely in love with men)
    PRIDE - Sandy(wanting to be the best)
    SLOTH - Patrick(usually lazy)
    WRATH - Mrs. Puff(very angry at SpongeBob)
    GLUTTONY - Gary(Eats so much snail food)
    ENVY - Squidward(Jealous of SpongeBob and other people)
    GREED - Plankton((Wants everything from Mr. Krabs)

  • @thatoneguynamedjohn824
    @thatoneguynamedjohn824 2 роки тому

    You know what I realized? If you pay hard enough attention the man wrote out a hole ass high school paper.

  • @1_D_K_W_N
    @1_D_K_W_N 2 роки тому +1

    Talking about the 7 deadly sins reminds me of shazam the movie version for no reasons

  • @waffledwaffling
    @waffledwaffling 7 місяців тому

    just got a 'the seven deadly sins' ad before this.

  • @tomcrumbles744
    @tomcrumbles744 2 роки тому +3

    I think bubble bass should be gluttony. But usually it's Gary or Ms puff

  • @Superluke27
    @Superluke27 3 роки тому +2

    Almost at 10K!

  • @Snow_vr00
    @Snow_vr00 9 місяців тому

    These theroys just get more scary because there is screaming in almost every spongebob theroy

  • @akiro_25476
    @akiro_25476 2 роки тому

    "Hey, you wanna watch seven deadly sins?"
    "Sure"
    ...
    "This is SpongeBob, what are you-"
    " *Did I Stutter* "

  • @batcat2338
    @batcat2338 3 роки тому

    GREAT job man
    GREAT VIDEO

  • @somerandomguy4766
    @somerandomguy4766 2 роки тому +3

    6:45 literally my Pakistani friends when I say America has the world's best military and/or Russia is the biggest country and/or other countries have way more inflation and we should stop taking it as such a big deal and be thankful for who we are

  • @Midori-Chan-t2k
    @Midori-Chan-t2k 8 місяців тому +2

    Now, where are the 7 heveanly virtues?

  • @w.neuman
    @w.neuman Рік тому +1

    "Don't TaLk To SquirreLs BiLLy, You'LL Catch Their Stupid" ! 🐁

  • @GOALLLIO
    @GOALLLIO Рік тому

    The Flying Dutchman really can’t live his life 😂☠️

  • @brandorrrrgaming1544
    @brandorrrrgaming1544 Рік тому

    In one episode, the flying Dutchman lives under the cemetery. Sounds like reference to hell

  • @nanerpusjay
    @nanerpusjay 10 місяців тому

    Bro has a dozen phds in yapponomics. Whole lotta silliness in this video.

  • @darkknight6108
    @darkknight6108 Рік тому

    The episode where it explained why the Flying Dutchman wasn’t in the German Nickelodeon