when the High School Football Coach has to teach Sex Ed
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- Опубліковано 29 тра 2024
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the local HS football coach: WE WOULD'VE BEEN STATE CHAMPS
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This actually happened at my high school and is forever my favorite day at school ever.
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Sex is stepping on a brown leaf and hearing it crunch.
I think I just nut from dis comment alone 😭
We love a good ✨crunch✨
Do you mean _Cronch?_
C҉r҉o҉n҉c҉h҉
Mmmmmmmnnn
Sex is an extra Oreo in the pack when you thought it was empty.
Lol🤣
Sex is the fry that you found under the liner of the Bojangles box.
i believe this is called “double stuffed”
Remember me when this comment gets a lot of likes
P U R E S E K S
Sex is when you walk into school, and the teachers who’s homework you didn’t do, isn’t even there
that's even better
The most accurate feeling
Is being a Knicks fan?
The most accurate analogy I have come across in these comments lol
@@xivinrah sometime's the subs collect homework
Sex is when you still remember the password to your old online gaming account you haven't used in years
Damn, sex is when someone agrees to your comment .
FACTS
Ok, this is so true tho xD
Now I have to go back to ruin my life by playing LOL 14h per day
Sex is seeing that a comment you wrote a couple of years ago got a 1000 likes
Sex is making a joke and the whole class laughs. Even the teacher.
@@rabihonov no its sex, and its american
I wish I was High on potenuse
I'm both proud and confused at how this is my most liked comment ever
@@quamosa2 thank you. You're a hero.
RabihMusic - uh wut
Sex is checking your bank account and seeing that you have $7 instead of 5
You Good?
600 likes and 2 comments
Jackson Wright 3 comments 1k likes
@@lilsins656 4 comments and 1.4k likes
5 comments 1.5 likes
"Sex is submitting your work at exactly 11:59pm when it's due at 12:00am"
Yop
I'm getting laid every Friday night in that case.
“Taking the perfect crap and not having to wipe afterwards” 👀
I love that feeling
"Shout out to my fibre" lol
That’s the best
:)
Wtffff 🤮
Sex is driving through a town and hitting every single green light
Especially after you get off work. God damn shit feels good
Yes
Idk why, but I thought you were gonna say "hitting every single person" lol
@@austinmoser5056 same feeling either way
That feeling is so good 😫😫😫
“Sex is walking into a home depot at 7 am and not asking for help” the greatest quote of all time
Ron Swanson be like
That's hilarious
Still and to
V so at City yzz sure
True
I feel like america was poured onto me aggressively
Good we'll steal your oil next
We're coming baby try and stop us 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
"And your Golden Retriever is barking, not at the fireworks, but at America" that line and then Ryan flipping off the coach caught me off guard, funniest parts of the vid
This makes me so proud to be American….
I’m not even American 💀
for me it was "multiple turkeys getting stuffed tonight"
I thought he was flipping off Mr Rainman in front of him
Sex is getting free pizza when you didn’t even order it
Oh yesssss
Paul Crocs this has never happened to me, oh wait-
So every birthday at the daycare you work at-
Bruh these replies i-
@@pr0ptic4l virgin I guess
“Getting an onion ring in your fries when you didnt order onion rings” that is sex actually
lol
Well, yes, but yes
Definatly
It's what you do with the onion ring and fries
The onion ring is a pregnant woman
“Parallel parking your F-350 without using your backup camera” felt that
“Sex is putting on a pair of new balances, and it ain’t even your birthday”
I chuckled
The fact that I learned nothing from this coach is the most relatable part
I would like to let everyone know that I am the 1000th like. Thank you that's all.
What do you mean? Was the golden retriever analogy not enough?
ij137 Thats sick
I learned a lot, you must not have been paying attention
Apollosgotwrinkles Gaming we didn’t have the same teacher as you. It’s good that you actually learned something but a lot of didn’t because they didn’t bother.
“Sex is Parallel parking in a Ford F-350” could not be any closer to the truth😂
*"without the backup camera"* 🤣🤣
I was ur 1.6k like
“Talk to our offensive line.” 😭 so true why they always blame the big fellas
And they don’t get any love either.
Because we are a easy target most of us are big and fat and slow so let’s blame it on the linemen when the RB is running through the wrong whole or the wrong way or it’s the QB who can’t throw a ball far enough or they missed their chances to hand it off
Sex is getting the high score on an arcade game, when you weren't even trying
Sex is beating the game in hard mode on your first try.
“Sex is when you’re a dollar short and the cashier tells you he will cover it”
Thanks bro.
ⓊⓃⒹⒺⓇ ⓇⒶⓉⒺⒹ ⒸⓄⓂ︎Ⓜ︎ⒺⓃⓉ
@@user-ds6gr2pc6q burger
no thats lucid dreaming
While at the dollar store
This is how Europeans think every day in America is
I can confirm
They’re not wrong
Only 50% of the time
The football coach was the biology teacher where I went to school and he was just as fat and arrogant as this guy
Well, they’re not too far from wrong
As someone who had a Football coach as a sex Ed teacher, this is super relatable. For anyone interested, the coach was later fired after being complicit in the creation of a Freshman fight club using the football weight room (they used his key and showed him videos of the fight).
4:30
His belly enters frame before he does
Student: * tackles teacher *
Teacher: now that is sex
I’m dying😂😂
**U.S. National anthem intensifies**
2nd reply
Oh god
Bro do you realise some people read comments WHILE watching the vid
Naman Khandelwal sorry
“You put me in with a torn ACL and I’m fifteen”
😅😂
Heaheahea
Yeah , I so Glad that I play tackle and not Guard or Center
mynameiscarlosjr _ in high school I was guard but then I went to défense playing nose guard/ tackle depending on formation and I feel fo them centers especially with a nose
Glad I play wideout
Glad I don’t play football
As a former offensive lineman who tore his ACL, I can relate. 😂
1:57 "and your golden retriever is barking, not at the fireworks...... but at amurica"
LMFAO
🫡🇺🇸
Riding a John Deere in a backyard with no fences and no limits
Truest thing a person has ever said.
I didn’t think it would get that many likes in a day lmao
Aye y’all check my page out too, sex is what my music sounds like
It's the dream
Haha
Sex is when you wake up thinking it’s a school but you find out it’s a Saturday.
oh hell yeahhh
Omg yesssss!!!!!!! The best
Unfortunately I have school on Saturday also
@@keshavj4827 lucky
“I respect her privacy” sounds so accurate fro gym teachers
"Riding a John Deer in a backyard with no fences and no limits." Damn thats deep.
Still don't know why every Coach is fat
All the coaches at my school are ripped
@St. Yeeter Haha that makes so much more sense. Thanks for telling me XD
@@marounboumelhem3984 same lol
My dad coaches and he eats things like he has a bottomless pit for a stomach yet is the skinniest person who works at the school
Idfk at this point
St. Yeeter nah he’s fine. He’s diabetic and on medication to keep him in health otherwise. It was caused by the absurd amounts of Gatorade he drank for a few years but they give him yearly checkups and say he’s doing fine.
“Hes barking not at the fireworks... but at america”
I cant- i cant😂
Definitely the best one.
im confused what cant you do he just talking about sex
I love it
@@ishachan I love America
@@tfyk5623 I LUOVE AMAREICA 🤠
I love how P.E teachers are usually obeise adults and engourses you to work out,When they just sit and watch.
@4:00, really got me with the "Not you dickhead". I guarantee you every single teacher on the planet has probably thought this exact sentiment at least once per semester.
The dude with the comically large water jug has been at every school I went to
There's always that one guy-
Actually five-
No wait it's just every athlete
yeah im just that guy that brings a 2L bottle of water and refill it 3 times a day in school lmao
@213 whats wrong with it unless i hold it in?
@@showmesomethingrandom4163 as a swimmer, I can relate
@213 *dies*
Sex is aceing a test, you didn’t study for.
So every test outside AP classes
Schools usless Lmao
@@theprodigy9617 yea, but it’s still impressive
@@williamking6787 you needs study for algebra
@@vevobob7945 Are you joking? I never even did my homework in Algebra
And I was in the honors class and depending on your point of view I was taking it a year early
Sex is when you and Elton John sing "Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer" at the same time.
2:45 LMFAO THE BOARD
My health teacher is obese, my speech teacher has a stutter, my history teacher has dementia, and my PE teacher in a wheel chair. Literally. Welcome to America.
Brody C. Your history teacher has dementia? How are they still teaching/functioning at any job? I find that hard to believe
Strider 3 America is a weird place buddy
Enderlord 365 They just made that up, man. America has lots of great teachers and many terrible teachers, just like every other country on earth
Strider 3 I know, I was making a joke, don’t take things too seriously haha
Strider 3 bro don’t ask me... she asked how to look something up we told her go to Google and she LITERALLY typed in google on UA-cam🥴 it’s public school in Cali🤷♂️
Trevor is so dedicated to his roles he just gained 50 pounds for this video 😩😩
Lol true
Nah he just tucked his balls into his shirt
G G thanks for that image
He is literally Christian Bale
@Phry3 tura what really? no way..
"sex is parallel parking your F350 and not using your back view camera"
as a Texas man, that right there is the truth 🤠😤
1:21 has to be the funniest part. 😂
Sex Ed Student: If coach played me in the 4th quarter we would've been state champs
FINGER MMEEEEEE
State champs no doubt in my mind
No doubt in my mind.
Ahhh one of my favorite youtubers
How tf did you get verified
SETTLE! SETTLE DOWN
Sure thing coach
Dont you mean sex is settle settle down
Slyratchetcooper Yes!
no
Ugh
The football player coming in late with a huge water bottle was so accurate 😅
Sex is being at the bar when 2am falls back to 1am on daylight savings and you didn't know it was daylight savings.
Sex is opening up a movie on Netflix and skipping to a random point that just so happens to be exactly where you left off
Bro you have 2 comments that are just fax
Or, just click play and it will already start where you left off. Crazy, right?!
@@MrFoxxx47 and sometimes it doesn't save where you were. Also "sean"
GOD that feels good
@@MrFoxxx47 ya honestly Sean I think you missed the point here. S E A N
The water jug bit KILLED me. So accurate. There's always a fat football kid carrying a water jug in EVERY american high school.
Jake Hill damn... I was that kid
For me it was always the JRTC kids that were fat
Always
Why tho?
Gotta drink 2 gallons of water before your drug test so it comes back inconclusive.
I love when my Coaches teach my classes. They’re always super chill
“Sex is taking a perfect crap and you don’t even have to wipe.” Had me dying 😂😂😂😂
The water jug thing is so accurate for football players. I don’t know how they aren’t going to the bathroom every ten minutes.
we are trained in over 3000 different ways of holding it some of these ways if they ever fell into the wrong hands bathrooms as you know it would be destroyed
It’s called discipline! You see the first lesson we are taught on O-Line is how to forcibly stretch out bladders
And they carry this huge duffel bag BUT the water always has to be in the other hand 💀
They sweat it out
Most people who play sports drink that much water not just football players
I love how the coach says "Now that is sex." after getting tackled by the fat guy.
Oh wow
@@johngoodwin9475 did you just reply to your own comment?
@@_outkastfan_2882 oh 🤦♂️
Which fat guy there's too many because it's the us
@@ashe_xox England be like: Am I a joke to you?
Most relatable sentence lol 😂 2:04
I love how one of them starts recording before it even started
The "varsity sized water jug" needs more appreciation in this comment section.
no it doesn’t i’ve seen the same comment about it like 15 times. btw you’re comment got 715 likes so far and no comments yet though
It is sooo on point
the fact that my sex ed was literally taught by our school’s football coach.........
How was it😂
Matthew horrible and not informative
Right.
Mine to,he just turned on a 5 minute video that explained nothing and if you had questions he would just say ask your parents. then we just played dodgeball in the gym
@@illuforce sounds pretty fucking awesome to me
“Sorry kids I’m a little buzzed here” is underrated
1:40 the town I live in was freaking out because the local sex shop put a sign out for Thanksgiving that said "The turkey isn't the only thing getting stuffed today". I live in the Bible belt 🤣
Bruh, I Live in the bible belt also. We still have sex shops, and no one cares🙄
@@666mephistophelesgaming Well obviously you don't live near me. It made the news and people were bitching about it
Sex is finding out you’re positive for COVID 19 and not coronavirus
HAHAHAHAHA
Good try
Best one yet
😂
Coronavirus is covid 19
"Riding a John Deer in the back yard with no fences and limits"
God that appeals to my 30 y/o boomer heart
People born in 1990 are boomers?
they arent, hes probably just talking about how old he is
@@WmG2004 it's a state of mind
... Youre not a boomer...
@@user-ju8tl8md9v No, really? /s
Sex is going through a monthly server on rust without getting raided
"sex is crapping without needing to wipe"
Ikr
Sex is waking up late on accident, but the thing you needed to attend was canceled
This is definitely my favorite out of all the comments
There really is no better feeling, holy shit dude.
As an offensive lineman, let me say this is dead accurate
+1😂
you can tell he is a lineman coach😂(the nice one)
The words chop em and line stay after practice will forever be in my nightmares
Isaac Shepherd We have to hit the sleds after practice every day but skills get to go inside ;-;
Lukas Wilder We have weights when they play pass😂
From 2:50 to the end is Andy Reid talking to his OL post Super Bowl 55 game.
i love you guys so glad i started watching your videos
“Sex is walking into a Home Depot at 7:00 am and not asking for help” This guy is gold.
Heaven
As I just get off my shift at home depot I fucking lost it lol
"Putting on a fresh pair of new balances and it ain't even your birthday...." LMAO
him saying sex with that accent does not make me feel uncomfortable HAHAHA
I’ve learned so much
"Sex is putting on your varsity lettermen after 3 years, and it still fits like a glove"
Holds up 2 fingers
I like how he calls it “the sex” instead of just “sex”
😂😂😂😂😂
"Sex is when there's fourth of July fireworks in your backyard and your golden retriever is barking-
_not at the fireworks, but at America."_
"Taking the perfect shit. Shout out to my fiber " 😂😂😂
I lost it when he said "sorry kids I'm a little buzzed."
if sex is so good why hasn’t there been a second yet?
the profile picture makes this comment so much funnier lol
*sex 2*
*sex 3*
Yeah, ive done both. I did all of them
Ywah im cool
Now that’s Sex...Congratulations Son, you have made America 🇺🇸 proud with your comment
Not only did mans come in late but he gets roasted in the film room and the school room
i watch this video at least once a week, literally the best skit on youtube
"Sex is walking into Home Depot at 7AM..and not asking for help" 😂😂😂 I'm convinced Trevor can play anything at this point
wow very cool you're the 5th person to quote that part of the video
Is your profile pic lebron with makeup?😟🤨
Caleb Boonzaayer true
EAN SMELTSER wtf
@@jermychee191 No one cares
“You put me in with a torn ACL and I’m 15” Yep, that’s how coaches were at my high school. And then they get mad that nobody wants to continue playing in college
LMAO
Plus his reaction is spot on
Lol, so we're my coaches but we won alot.
No joke man, when I was 13 I had to play a basketball game on a dislocated kneecap, partially torn acl and mcl. Insult to injury it was only a rec league playoff game and my own dad was the coach.
Shit happened in baseball too, had to pitch 5 innings with a strained rotator cuff on my throwing arm.
Dudes still had the audacity to ask why I stopped playing sports tho lmao
Why am I just now realizing that Trevor went to my highschool, and these skits are litterally about coaches I know💀
I always watch your video and click on another before the ending. I need to start watching the ends they're great
really not gonna talk about how every high school football coach is just a junior high history teacher cause the school needs him to do something during the day other than drink *diet Coke*
That’s literally spot on.
Literally my fucking frosh year history teacher except he taught at the high school.
At least the coaches class is fun
Holy shit... you fucking nailed it. Was your Varsity Coach / History teacher also in every single branch of the United States Military and never shut up about it?
I feel like my coach is a rare exception. He came here specifically to coach football, and ended up being one of the gym teachers to make more money.
I am so disturbed at how closely this resembled my sex Ed class omg. The baseball coach taught it, carried a bud light, and spit his Tabacco into a quick trip cup. I wish I were joking....
Do you live in Texas because that sounds like h.S. coaches here.
Burningredroses Georgia 😂 so close enough I guess 💀
@@chloeboynton2800 thats funny I moved from Texas to Ga recently but went to high school in Texas.😂
how did he carry a bud light, how is that legal?
Texas schools are a whole other world i assure you
Bro looks like every high school coach ever
5 seconds in and I already know this is the most accurate skit I've seen in a while. 😂
Sex is like getting an extra 2 nuggets when you ordered 20 nuggets
"Sex is puttin on your varsity Letterman after THREE years, and it still fits like a glove"
*holds up two fingers
hip thrust*
"Note to self, never take Sex-Ed at coach Reed Miller's house."
- Gex
Sex is like dropping afk and somehow still getting the win in Warzone.
"Stuffing multiple turkeys that night," yeah, Trevor Wallace is my favorite person.
the “sex is” bit with the american flag is the funniest thing i’ve seen on youtube in years
The beer belly in the shirt made me die laughing as soon as he walked in because I remember that😂
“Riding a John Deere with an open yard and no fences” I felt that
"You put me in with a torn ACL and I'm 15" that hit too close to home haha
I was surprised they didn’t insert a back in my day
“Sex is walking into a Home Depot at 7 am and not asking for help” lmao
What does that mean?
Ganesh Adhikari it means you know what you’re doing and where you need to go to get what you need to do the job
@@core3481 😂 thanks
Your not worried about my torn heart or torn record your worried about my torn shirt
dude okay so off topic but mad respect for whoever came up with the idea of the one kid wearing the Zelda shirt. i'm obsessed with zelda