Anaconda - Phelous

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  • @michaelliotta5983
    @michaelliotta5983 8 років тому +330

    "They discover why the anaconda has been so pissed and that's because Voight has been strangling everyone with his legs and framing the anaconda." I think I like your version of this movie more than the actual film.

  • @IsaacCollector
    @IsaacCollector 6 років тому +141

    The Anaconda only killed the Panther to get a hold of his DAIMONDS as bait for humans

  • @AnvilPro100
    @AnvilPro100 9 років тому +66

    "Boyd's been strangling everyone with his legs and framing the Anaconda"
    The sequel would have been better if it starred the son of the Anaconda trying to clear his fathers name

    • @lainiwakura666
      @lainiwakura666 8 років тому +10

      the wrongfully acussed anaconda was the real victim in this

  • @jaqjynx
    @jaqjynx 8 років тому +110

    That poor woman! Death by head between john voughts legs while he makes that face. That poor poor woman.

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 6 років тому +9

      She should have used her abilities to use twin pistols and blowing up vehicles from Red Alert 2/Yuri's Revenge.

    • @Manx-lb1oc
      @Manx-lb1oc 5 років тому +1

      Would it have been better if she had died between the legs of Famke Janssen (she played a villain who's modus operandi was strangling victims with her legs, in GoldenEye)? I think Owen Wilson would've preferred to be killed by her.

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 роки тому

      @@Manx-lb1oc Owen Wilson and Famke Janssen were in I Spy together

  • @Airus1
    @Airus1 9 років тому +146

    I still can't believe, that "Stupid surprised panther" didn't become a thing :(

    • @Airus1
      @Airus1 7 років тому +11

      not outside of Phelans channel :)

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +2

      I do use it myself, as often as I can. :P

  • @cytorakdemon
    @cytorakdemon 7 років тому +34

    When I saw this as a kid, I came to the conclusion that the reason for John Voight's face in that scene was him "trying to summon the anaconda with his mind".
    And to this day, I still believe that's what he was trying to do.

  • @ThePistons4life
    @ThePistons4life 9 років тому +135

    I'm sorry I fucking died laughing on that surprised panther scene LMAO...I lost it

    • @BalloonSage
      @BalloonSage 9 років тому +30

      Oh, there's plenty more "stupid surprised" animals on the way.

    • @silent.houseplant
      @silent.houseplant 7 років тому

      ThePistons4life yeah it was hilarious 😂

    • @spindalis79
      @spindalis79 7 років тому +3

      Panthers aren't even from South America, sooooo......

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 6 років тому +27

    Phelous's John Voight impression at the end is part of why this will always be one of my favourite reviews, haha!

  • @JustinJTime
    @JustinJTime 9 років тому +102

    I just find it funny whenever Phelous says "Ice Cubes".

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 років тому +19

      They probably call Ice Cube "Ice Cubes" up in Canada for reasons.

  • @munromister777
    @munromister777 9 років тому +35

    The Narrator is actually an Egyptologist from the first Mummy movie. The snake is just part of Imohtep's curse.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 5 років тому +9

      Interesting idea. Turns out Imhotep was just following the Jewish interpretation of the plagues, where one of them was wild beasts.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +4

      Huh! I knew that voice sounded familiar. Even this far from Egypt, the curse got him.

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 8 років тому +33

    That's a pretty good Jon Voight impression.

  • @jakobstarkey9960
    @jakobstarkey9960 6 років тому +13

    8 years later to the date and its still one of my favorite reviews. Never stop phelous, we dont care how loud you sound!

  • @zachwillas6329
    @zachwillas6329 5 років тому +14

    Everytime the panther shows up, I can't help but to crack up laughing. 😆😆😆😆

  • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
    @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 9 років тому +8

    Whatever you think of the movie, you got to acknowledge the cinematography is beautiful.

  • @Miss.Eclipse
    @Miss.Eclipse 9 років тому +91

    Jesus, I DIED at the surprised panther part !!!! XDD

  • @dragonmaster5106
    @dragonmaster5106 Рік тому +2

    The snake having Yoshi's sound effects just made it adorable.

  • @coolcatkim22
    @coolcatkim22 9 років тому +25

    My mom actually likes this film. Then again she liked Sharknado too, so I guess she just likes this genre.

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 7 років тому +36

    All joking aside, Jon Voight was awesome in this movie. The perfect mix of charismatic and sinister.

  • @BalloonSage
    @BalloonSage 9 років тому +104

    Even when I saw this in theaters as a little kid, I realized Voight's wink after being regurgitated was one of the dumbest things I had ever seen.

    • @tenkaistern5549
      @tenkaistern5549 9 років тому +12

      Balloon Sage Same to me. I almost missed it and was like: Wait did that guy just wink? Is he now dead or isn´t he?

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 6 років тому +5

      This was in cinemas?

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 6 років тому +3

      Paranormal17 it was.

    • @in_vas_por8810
      @in_vas_por8810 5 років тому +11

      I remember it too. I didn't start getting really cynical until I was older, but that wink was corny AF for that time period, and thats saying something.
      I think my other theory was that he was so bloated and fucked up that it was an involuntary wink, which would have made it creepier, but I don't think thats what was intended.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 5 років тому +4

      The fact you were a small child when you saw this is pretty odd.

  • @TheBormotunchik
    @TheBormotunchik 8 років тому +47

    The Ending Part just killed me XD

    • @TheMovieCuban
      @TheMovieCuban 4 роки тому +3

      It’s my favorite part of the video. When John voights character kills Phelps with his legs

  • @Pooky1991
    @Pooky1991 9 років тому +2

    Killer Snake movies are my guilty pleasure. I remember seeing this in the Drive-in movies when they were still around and loved the hell out of it.

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 8 років тому +69

    Apparently the snake scream was done by Frank Welker.

    • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
      @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 8 років тому +14

      Love that guy.

    • @quentinkaasa47
      @quentinkaasa47 8 років тому +10

      The snake vocals were actually done by two guys. Frank is one of them.

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 років тому +2

      At least he didn't play BB in Deadly Friend.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 4 роки тому +2

      Cries and Screams are music to this snake's ears

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 роки тому

      That is cool.

  • @CommanderViviax
    @CommanderViviax 3 роки тому +7

    I love this film. It is shamelessly schlocky and silly.
    John Voight is amazing in it. Even though he's a insane hunter, etc. He's still the most sensible there.
    The video is funny though.

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 9 років тому +9

    I remember seeing this movie being advertised on TV when it was coming out in theatres. I thought it looked scary, but after seeing clips of it on TV, and watching this review for the first time, I discovered it was anything BUT.
    1:32- Cough, The Haunting, cough.
    2:07- I know how that worked. When Owen caught Voight, Voight's weight made Owen turned a full 180, which caused Voight to land on his back.
    I love how you pronounced Kari Wuhrer's name.
    5:04 to 5:07- For some stupid reason, your Jon Voight reminds me of Marlon Brando saying "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse."

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +1

      Same here, and I love how Phelous can make all these horror movies I was afraid of as a kid seem ridiculous and stupid.

  • @Angrykitty19
    @Angrykitty19 6 років тому +5

    I come back to this review sometimes as it makes me laugh so much. Particularly the Jon Voight acting casual and legs of steel moments. And the review ending is the best!

  • @CatzBell
    @CatzBell 9 років тому +71

    My anaconda don't
    cost a thing

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +2

    10:45 - Phelous missed it here, but they actually killed the anaconda when saving Ice Cubes. The anaconda that shows up afterwards is a second, bigger snake.

  • @MrBofinn
    @MrBofinn 4 роки тому +6

    I want a see a whole movie with Phelan doing his Jon Voight impression, playing it straight.

  • @jakebryant3445
    @jakebryant3445 9 років тому +15

    XD that panther's face he was like"Oh Shit"

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому

      That's how Ravage died in Beast Wars. "Decepticons FOREVER!" (gets eaten by a snake)

  • @kingvulturo
    @kingvulturo 9 років тому +12

    I'll never forget seeing this film in the theater with my older brother and it was only us and two other people for the film! My brother and I were happy because we got to put our feet up on the chairs in front of us.

  • @Hauptseite
    @Hauptseite 5 років тому +7

    In order to salvage Anaconda, I'd re-write it that the snake isn't actually an anaconda. In my alternate fantasy version of this film, the snake is actually a demonic creature that is either guarding something or simply here to feast on humans for a time. The group slowly come to this realization partway through the film and though some want to simply leave, others decide they must stay and fight the infernal creature or else this thing will continue to "go on a RAMPAGE".
    • It's freakishly huge and yet moves with lightning fast precision even by anaconda standards.
    • It attempts to eat full grown people, which anacondas don't do.
    • After it has killed and eaten someone, it should slow down and rest somewhere, but it keeps going and seems to digest people far quicker than a normal one could ever hope to.
    • It screeches.
    • It shows heightened awareness, problem-solving, and has a creepy sense of determination to maim and kill everyone.
    Jon Voight's character knows what it really is and he's the only one that knows how to stop it, but the problem is that he doesn't want to kill it. Not yet. He's on to some great discovery, perhaps you could somehow work this whole "fountain of youth" thing in there from the Blood Orchids that were introduced in the later films, but just axe all this super-science-silliness that never made any sense. Just have the flower (or, if you wish to get biblical, we can make it "forbidden fruit") be the MacGuffin, Voight wants to capture the "demon" perhaps because he knows its true nature and wants to steal its power or make a trade with it? This would give him a vastly more valid reason to go all crazy with the crew, but not want to outright kill it even when the opportunity presents itself.
    As for all the other flaws in this movie? I don't know, just make the dialogue and characterizations less stupid. The FX of the flick aren't bad, especially the practical ones. The cast is overall much better and I genuinely like the look and "feel" of this film, it's just a shame that they never address the fact that the anaconda doesn't behave anything like a real anaconda. Could have been the supernatural "Predator" of giant creature features. Still the best one of the whole series.

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 років тому +4

      Sounds great.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 роки тому +4

      That actually makes sense. I mean, a lot of the stories of giant anacondas make them pretty much river gods and supernatural

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 роки тому +2

      So you just want to make Deep Rising?

  • @Laveticus
    @Laveticus 7 років тому +14

    I lost my shit when you made that face at 5:04!! Haven't laughed that hard in a while! Especially since I've had a lot of bad luck recently. Thank you Phelous :)

  • @Smokingwrecker
    @Smokingwrecker 6 років тому +9

    3:26 Stupid surprised Panther! XD

  • @FabledHeroes3351
    @FabledHeroes3351 8 років тому +9

    While this movie wasn't bad it wasn't that good either but fairly entertaining

  • @RheaStorm
    @RheaStorm 8 років тому +115

    Oh no, the anaconda got all wet. Now it's useless.

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice 8 років тому +1

      Wish Master what's that from even?

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 8 років тому +9

      +AllyOJustice
      It's a running joke from Old Man from the Good Times, 'Beauty and the Beast'.

    • @Hazard1007
      @Hazard1007 7 років тому +6

      Wish Master So is the river. And the boat that's in it.

    • @cyborgparrot1996
      @cyborgparrot1996 6 років тому

      Wish Master
      Wheres your Avatar from?

  • @U014B
    @U014B 5 років тому +5

    1:39 I think the joke was that she was responding as if he meant, "Is it me or the jungle that makes you horny?" But that might be giving the writers too much credit, so iunno.

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac 9 років тому +15

    At least they didn't have Sir Mix-A-Lot in this movie.

  • @erinthedemonhog2090
    @erinthedemonhog2090 7 років тому +10

    3:25
    *laughs hysterically*

  • @atlanime
    @atlanime 3 роки тому +2

    3:24 STUPID SURPRISED PANTHER!!!

  • @k.artware
    @k.artware 6 років тому +5

    4:59 The Voight Face. Jennifer lopez's reaction shot was probably inserted later, otherwise she wouldn't have been able to stop laughing. I know I wouldn't.

  • @rorylumley4727
    @rorylumley4727 7 років тому +13

    I fell bad for the anaconda he just wants to stop John vought and clear his name but is killed

  • @Mazaroth
    @Mazaroth 8 років тому +45

    That ending skit with Jon Voight character coming in, i am dying of laughter.
    PS: what was the original song in the "man legs of steel" part?

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 8 років тому +12

      It's a cover of SHE'S Got Legs by ZZ Top XD

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 років тому +8

      Phelous's Jon Voight mug, for some reason, reminds me of Marlon Brando from The Godfather.

  • @T5ComixCartoonz
    @T5ComixCartoonz 7 років тому +15

    "Anacondas aren't really known to attack people."
    Well, neither are sharks to be perfectly honest, but that didn't stop them from making "Jaws".

  • @christianpatterson1174
    @christianpatterson1174 4 роки тому +2

    😂😂 what the heck man, this whole review deserves a reward, had me laughing all the way through

  • @KaoticReach1999
    @KaoticReach1999 4 роки тому +3

    These reviews are a masterpiece

  • @CptMuttonchops
    @CptMuttonchops 9 років тому +8

    It breaks my heart how this video doesn't appear when searching for "anacondous."

  • @Epipon3
    @Epipon3 4 роки тому +4

    Is the guy who played the narrator character in this movie also one of the guides for the American “cowboys” in The Mummy 1999?

  • @Readingrebel
    @Readingrebel 3 роки тому +2

    "Special No Thanks: Jon Voight's legs" 🤣

  • @RudiW1510
    @RudiW1510 6 років тому +6

    In all seriousness. I really hold thisone close to my heart. It's a guilty pleasure. Though I don't mind the second one, but I think that the sequels are shit.

  • @jeffersonthompson4235
    @jeffersonthompson4235 5 років тому +2

    Phelan to this day your Paul Sarone impression cracks me up. xD

  • @Parasiteve
    @Parasiteve 6 років тому +4

    i like how there were no bugs on their amazonian adventure and i like how the snake just keeps eating people even though it takes a snake days or even weeks (depending on the size of it's meal) to digest. if it's a big enough meal the snake can go without eating again for a long ass time so the fact the snake eats a human whole and then in like 4 hours eats another one is total BS, that thing woulda exploded

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому

      Indeed, after one human, the snake would have to digest it for weeks, and be all sleepy and reclusive. I know, I worked with snakes in a zoo.

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 9 місяців тому

      @imblefoot In the sequel it was established there are many giant Anacondas from consuming that "rare" flower in the Amazon, but I'm sure they thought "slasher movie with ONE snake" was the best selling point.

  • @PokemonHaloFan
    @PokemonHaloFan 6 років тому +3

    I actually saw part of this in my best friend's basement when I was like seven or eight. All I remember is walking in when give the guy a tracheotomy and the snake fence getting blown up.
    So wish I'd known Fred from Scooby Doo was the snake back then. Would have probably resulted in me remembering more of the movie.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому

      Not just Fred, he is also Scooby. It's even funnier when you consider Owen Wilson is in this, who later played Fred in the live action Scooby movie!

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 6 місяців тому

      @@SwiftNimblefootno he didn’t that was Freddie Prinze Jr

  • @jblask2
    @jblask2 3 роки тому +1

    "Anacondas aren't known for attacking people but this one does... because it was having a bad day?" Well now I just feel bad it!

  • @davidhylton7528
    @davidhylton7528 6 років тому +5

    Those legs are so powerful!! 😂😂

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 2 роки тому +3

      @9:51
      Phelps’s singing is killing me 😂

  • @whackink
    @whackink 6 років тому +1

    It's almost 2019 and you're still the best at mugging for the camera! EAT IT VOIGHT!

  • @TheBlueBaron
    @TheBlueBaron 7 років тому +1

    4:45 "Ice Cubes" is probably unfamiliar with the concept of "Bush Meat". On the other hand, boars are pigs, so I'm sure it would just taste like pork.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 8 років тому +18

    HUH. Reading the wikipedia, it seems they DID kill the snake when shooting it in the head (you can see parts of its brain flying around) and the snake that shows up at the end is... a different, bigger snake. They never even explain this, or hint at there being more than one giant snakes

    • @quentinkaasa47
      @quentinkaasa47 8 років тому +13

      Really though, it doesn't need to be spelled out for us. Both snakes are different colors.

    • @Mudoh415
      @Mudoh415 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, it was extremely obvious that it was a bigger and differently colored snake.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 роки тому

      Them looking differ could just mark of laziness.

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan 6 років тому +1

    He's got legs!
    And 3:25 - Stupid Surprised Panther!
    (Which shouldn't be in the Amazon unless it's a black Jaguar, and btw boars aren't native to the Amazon either)

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 роки тому

      It's almost certainly supposed to be a jaguar: black panther refers to both leopards and jaguars. Boars actually are an introduced invasive species in South America like they are elsewhere in the world BUT they live in Argentina, not Brazil! There are javelinas in the Amazon, but not boar.

  • @megaboss8140
    @megaboss8140 7 років тому +3

    At least the black guy survived.

  • @thejoe_snotbombsskateboarding
    @thejoe_snotbombsskateboarding 6 років тому +2

    I ♥️ the kerri chick, she's AWESOME! Loved her in that other classic hellraiser sequel. She made that movie!

  • @culiyopenha
    @culiyopenha 2 роки тому

    I so loved the part with the Yoshi sound🐍🐍
    Also your videos are helping me through a depression🌟

  • @5TailFox
    @5TailFox 7 років тому +1

    😆😆 I love how it made Yoshi sounds when he swallowed Voight.

  • @Decenium
    @Decenium 7 років тому +2

    Well the line was "is it just ME or does the jungle make you really horny".
    She answers with "its definitely the jungle" I guess indicating that she is horny as well and its not just HIM.
    I also believe the "how can you forget about the wasp" line is a joke on Void's part making fun of her claiming this as all a setup.

  • @Targon117
    @Targon117 8 років тому +5

    Just for the sake of documentation, heres a link to the original piece of music that played when John Voight used his "Old man legs of steel!" in the original version of this review ua-cam.com/video/qaBk631mmgA/v-deo.html
    Always loved this review Phelous!

  • @Yukinoomoni
    @Yukinoomoni 3 роки тому +3

    I think Tommy Wiseau was inspired by Voight's acting in this movie.

  • @Volosous
    @Volosous 8 років тому +4

    3:25 DO NOT WANT! HLP MEH RITE MEOW!

  • @jekblom123
    @jekblom123 7 років тому

    I remember this being out in theaters and my brothers and their friends went to see it, but I couldn't go because I was too young so I stayed home and played Shadows of the Empire.
    Those were good times.

  • @cryptix23
    @cryptix23 7 років тому +1

    I just referenced 'Stupid Surprised [noun]', then realized I couldn't remember where it was from and wound up back here. Why, of all things, has THAT phrase stuck in my vocabulary?

  • @RaptorofRex07
    @RaptorofRex07 4 роки тому +2

    The snake pukes up Jon and he winks at Jenny are you kidding me lol

  • @bijanthegr91
    @bijanthegr91 2 роки тому

    Even though this was unprompted, but I feel like I should bring it up; The Larger snake, it would be more sluggish in its movement, so, not much of a threat. They can't scream/roar, mostly they can hiss. Anacondas can eat people, but they have to be lucky as fuck to ambush a human, but if the human is quick enough, they can outrun the damn thing, because they can only slither at 5 mph, or swim at 10 mph, and they pretty much give up when they fail the ambush. So, this movie's antagonist can only work if it was Voight the Snake Poacher, because Snakes maybe scary, but they're not fitting threats to use in movies. Poisonous snakes make more sense.
    So, in short: Voight should've been a crazy poacher who hijacks a documentary crew's boat and wants to hunt a rare giant Anaconda, and yes, he uses his legs of steel to murder everyone to continue his insane quest of poaching animals, after everyone dies.

  • @ladydeath4437
    @ladydeath4437 7 років тому

    Saved by the Voigt...😂😂😂 Good one Phelous!😉

  • @deadmaster9360
    @deadmaster9360 8 років тому +15

    I don't think Danny Trejo knows what movies he's been in.

    • @seanmatyas3938
      @seanmatyas3938 5 років тому +2

      Yes it would be funny to ask some of these actors to list all their films

  • @Xenosaurian
    @Xenosaurian 9 років тому +2

    Um, didn't you see that Owen turned as Voight jumped on him? Thus landing on top of Voight instead of vice versa? Anyway, I don't see much wrong with this movie as I do with the last two horrible sequels (what were you referring to with the beginning credits?).

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 3 роки тому +2

    03:32 - well, "to be fair" it's stupid surprised jaguar... panthers only live in Africa and Asia, and Anaconda takes place in South America, where we do have the occasional black jaguar. ;)

  • @visoredgruntR34
    @visoredgruntR34 7 років тому +4

    I still think Voight winking after being puked up was a great moment

  • @Hazard1007
    @Hazard1007 7 років тому +5

    My anaconda don't want none, unless you have decent films, hon.

  • @iKadaj
    @iKadaj 3 роки тому

    one of the things i remember best about seeing this as a kid is having no idea what to think of that stupid surprised panther.

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 8 років тому

    11:02 One of the best Phelous jokes ever. :'D

  • @eddiedingle767
    @eddiedingle767 6 років тому +3

    And who’s idea was it to make Voight Venezuelan?

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 7 років тому

    This movie made me afraid of snakes when I was little, but now I realize the scariest thing in this movie is Jon Voight's face!😨😨😨

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d 2 роки тому

    Anaconda turns 25!
    I can't remember if my dad bought the dvd
    They made sequels but this is the more enjoyable entry
    Made $136.8 million becoming a cult classic
    Almost forgot Jennifer Lopez was in this next to Jon Voight
    Ice Cube is kinda outta place as is Owen Wilson
    Apparently filming had to be halted for several weeks because the rain levels in the Amazon rose so much after a massive drought making boats inaccessible
    The animatronic effects for the snake are kinda fun given the brazen silliness
    A few jumps but not downright scary
    Voights performance is delightfully slimy too

  • @maximillian1109
    @maximillian1109 7 років тому +1

    Anacondas only eat once a year. So, why would it need so much food in like a few days?
    Oh, what am i trying to do? It is Anaconda I am talking about. Silly me...XD

  • @Razyrazer
    @Razyrazer 7 років тому +3

    "Asshole in one."
    - IGN 9/10

  • @CrazyGamingYT56
    @CrazyGamingYT56 2 роки тому

    Love your content keep up the great work

  • @YuuMonMusuedo
    @YuuMonMusuedo 9 років тому +3

    12:31 - lmfao!

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 6 років тому +3

    Danny Trejo without a mustache!? I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!!!!😲😣

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 роки тому +1

      Without his mustache he's helpless

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 6 місяців тому

      @@Tareltonlivestrue. If he had his moustache, he would’ve used the power of Machete to make the snake his bitch

  • @lwright9690
    @lwright9690 4 роки тому

    "Anacondas aren't really known to attack people." - Phelous
    Same with sharks, but Jaws was made anyway. Lol

  • @HarperStl
    @HarperStl 7 років тому

    Man, Phelous does a good Jon Voight impression.

  • @ShatteredHawk
    @ShatteredHawk 9 років тому +3

    13:52 HOLY SHIT hahahahahahHhH

  • @Volosous
    @Volosous 8 років тому

    6:36 Did the anaconda seriously just snap that guy's neck? what, was it worried he might break free before it could crush all his bones and eat him?

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 3 роки тому +2

    So Jon Voight is called... Sauron??? Be careful he might turn into a pterodactyl-man and steals your life force. :P

  • @smb-c3po
    @smb-c3po 9 років тому +14

    Another great video, Phelan.
    You should review some bootleg Pokemon cards.

    • @phelous
      @phelous  9 років тому +4

      Sora Song phelous.com/2015/04/25/phelous/bootleg-zones/bootleg-zones-pokemon-cards/

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 9 років тому

      Phelan Porteous Cool.
      When are you gonna get around to uploading it to UA-cam?
      I'm not sure why, but something possessed me to play the 2009 Ghostbusters game late last night and it's like something was possessing my PS2 controller for a bit to make Rookie moonwalk on his own.
      I am wearing my Ghostbusters shirt right now.

    • @mcclada
      @mcclada 9 років тому

      Sora Song Love the bootleg vids, and all the movie reviews I haven't seen for awhile from your site. Keep up the good work!

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 9 років тому

      Daniel McClain I think you mean Phelan's site.
      I don't have a website.

    • @MrPrestige350
      @MrPrestige350 9 років тому

      +Sora Song Well you better get one! SoraSong.com .org :p

  • @phantom8906
    @phantom8906 2 роки тому

    feel like a fxk up countdown is needed for this seriously

  • @HaileyBabi
    @HaileyBabi 6 років тому

    That end skit was Hilarious.. :D Lmfao

  • @DirtPoorWargamer
    @DirtPoorWargamer 6 років тому

    Well, to be fair, it was Voight who told them what's-his-name needed medical attention, so he could have just been bullshitting to get them to go where he wanted.

  • @Unownshipper
    @Unownshipper 8 років тому

    8:13 Looks like the music company wouldn't let Phelous use 5 seconds of the song. Goddamn unnecessary copyright disputes.

  • @justindenney-hall5875
    @justindenney-hall5875 9 місяців тому

    Phelous: Ice Cube is apparently unfamiliar with the concept of food!
    Toby Fair: It was a boar, and Ice Cube is a Muslim, and his religion forbids eating pork.

  • @SeanOfTheDead5326
    @SeanOfTheDead5326 8 років тому +7

    lol I love the how he call ice cube, ice cubes XD

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 років тому +1

      I remember when this was originally on TGWTG someone commented "his name is ice cube", and Phelous replied "s".

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

      @@handsomebrick I love it😜

  • @UltimateOmegaRed
    @UltimateOmegaRed 7 років тому

    You should see the Rifftrax version!

  • @starvingmartian3037
    @starvingmartian3037 6 років тому +2

    Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?