HFY Story :We went to them.. & The most terrifying ships in the galaxy | 2371~War, Terran and Humans

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @Norbrookc
    @Norbrookc 6 місяців тому +98

    Nice to see that xenos have learned "Under not circumstances attack a hospital ship." I'm sure at some point that lesson was rather ... brutally taught.

    • @sysbofh
      @sysbofh 6 місяців тому +13

      With extreme prejudice AND the Geneva Checklist.
      Scratch one little finger of a medic and Woe Betide You.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 6 місяців тому +9

      Off one of their suns for the first offence, two for the second...

  • @SLEPhoto
    @SLEPhoto 6 місяців тому +12

    "We don't need to defeat your fleet, we can just vaporize your star system."
    "Uh, we surrender?"

  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 6 місяців тому +53

    "THREE superfreighter-scale mobile hospitals just showed up out of the blue. It's a good day to wear brown pants."

  • @davidragan9233
    @davidragan9233 6 місяців тому +18

    Now you see why Trall EARNED his captaincy. Smart enough to know why that many Hospital ships are a bad sign.

    • @silverbird425
      @silverbird425 6 місяців тому +4

      like call the crew to battle stations and warp out when you have the information and dropped all the supplies they can to their ground forces.

  • @danarose2677
    @danarose2677 6 місяців тому +14

    That second story was one of the best in a good while.

  • @robertstoneking7916
    @robertstoneking7916 6 місяців тому +46

    1. When delivering an ultimatum bring enough force that they believe you can carry it out.
    2. They have learned not to attack our medics, and they also learned what it means when a bunch of them show up.

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar 6 місяців тому +13

    An hospital ship : One of the most feared ship of the Galaxy. Make that three of them arriving simultaneously, and you have quite a situation.

  • @TheLastRhapsody
    @TheLastRhapsody 6 місяців тому +48

    We’re not planning an assault, but they are expecting a massive battle. We need reinforcements *yesterday*.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 6 місяців тому +7

      Do you mean last MONTH ?

  • @ArronRatliff
    @ArronRatliff 6 місяців тому +1

    Yep when the Doc's show up in mass you know you fixin to have a bad week.

  • @snidecommenter7117
    @snidecommenter7117 6 місяців тому +36

    Story #2: Clever trick. Spook the enemy by making them believe an epic battle was on the way.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 6 місяців тому +10

      Who said it was a feint?

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 6 місяців тому +7

      @@mattbrown5511 Who said it wasn't?

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 6 місяців тому +9

      @@merlinathrawes746 Hope for a feint, prepare for the real thing.

    • @firedirewolf
      @firedirewolf 6 місяців тому +6

      If it is a feint, somewhere else in the universe there are a lot of people getting their teeth kicked in...

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 6 місяців тому +8

    First story: Nice capitol sector you have there, would be a shame if anything happened to it.
    Second story: You have to wonder how many times they got taught the lesson not to fire on our hospital ships before they got the message? Also nice that they understand we war apes are willing to take that many casualties to push them into the void.

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 6 місяців тому +9

    "Get everybody and I mean everyone", the xeno admiral cries in desperation.

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 6 місяців тому +24

    Aliens…. “Sure we’re at war but we weren’t planning any war crimes today…?”
    Humanity “That would be our job!”

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 6 місяців тому +4

      It's only a war crime if you lose.

    • @dragon_games1657
      @dragon_games1657 6 місяців тому +3

      It's not a war crime the first time @mattbrown5511

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 6 місяців тому +6

    Somebody is learning a hard lesson.
    I can understand wanting to preposition hospital ships, but it's either giving away plans or it's a huge bluff to draw resources from other areas.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 6 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for giving us yet two more great stories. Your voice is sounding fantastic!!!!

  • @scotthinger6397
    @scotthinger6397 6 місяців тому +3

    Good stories! WITH ENERGY!!

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 6 місяців тому +7

    For DA SKWERL and his Nest!

  • @ScotttheCyborg
    @ScotttheCyborg 6 місяців тому +3

    Story One: "And to clarify, we will be firing this weapon into your sun as soon as we arrive, and your empress will have about 7 minutes to order all of her forces in system to self-destruct AND for them to comply before it will be too late to cancel the weapon. Should there be resistance after compliance, understand that we will be bringing more than one. Choose wisely."

  • @leonievanheerden7090
    @leonievanheerden7090 6 місяців тому +2

    For the Squirrel, the authors and the algorithm 💐⭐💐⭐

  • @adamwatson5949
    @adamwatson5949 6 місяців тому +5

    NEED MOAR DAKKA!

  • @ufoe20011
    @ufoe20011 6 місяців тому +2

    For da skwerl
    For da rythm that is algo
    FOR THE ATTACK CATAPILLIARS

  • @GaryPaschkeSrGaryFPaschkeSr54
    @GaryPaschkeSrGaryFPaschkeSr54 6 місяців тому

    Looks like someone's going to be put into the hurt locker!

  • @danijelandroid
    @danijelandroid 6 місяців тому +3

    Ah, yes. Logist. If you know your enemy's logistics, you know their capability and can predict their actions.

    • @mhoffman52
      @mhoffman52 6 місяців тому +1

      A saying I read in a book. "Battles you talk tactics, war you talk logistics".

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 5 місяців тому

    l
    The Squirrel does Sarcastic voice very well.
    I Love that Sarcasm.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 6 місяців тому +5

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Story 1: We only wanted to be left alone
    Story 2: At least they heeded the warning

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  6 місяців тому +3

      Wowzer , thank you very much for the massive dono. It is very much appreciated

  • @silverbird425
    @silverbird425 6 місяців тому

    for the embodied voice!

  • @jnorth3341
    @jnorth3341 6 місяців тому

    For the algorithm and the Squirrel.

  • @nachtwaya8721
    @nachtwaya8721 6 місяців тому +6

    Instructor in Military Xeno Studies:
    "AT EASE! Now, continuing our studies of the Terran Culture, we will discuss the reasons that they will go to war. All cultures have the basic causations for engaging in war, such as politics, defense, resources.... but Humans.... Humans have reasons that will make them fight like demons, and woe be unto they who cross the lines where these are concerned.
    The first being their non-combatants, including the sick and wounded, their elderly, and, most especially, their children. We have seen non-military females arm themselves and fight MORE fiercely than the male soldiers, and the trained female troops .."
    The instructor shudders.. then composes himself and continues.
    "Now, on to the trigger that will get your homeworlds nuked...
    Do not, under ANY circumstances WHATSOEVER....
    Do NOT, if you value your souls.....
    Never, EVER purposefully and maliciously kill their pets... Particularly, their Dogs...."

    • @dire9084
      @dire9084 6 місяців тому +1

      RIP AND TEAR is there war cry run. Thear is no hiding from them in this state.

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 6 місяців тому

    Here is a like and comment for the stories, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @Sam-black
    @Sam-black 6 місяців тому +1

    Great narration as normal
    Thank you

    • @sysbofh
      @sysbofh 6 місяців тому

      We ARE getting spoiled here. I actually look for his face on the thumbnail. No face, no dice.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 6 місяців тому

    Great stories; Excellent narration!

  • @jeffhall4228
    @jeffhall4228 6 місяців тому +1

    All hail the algorithm

  • @deussalt4479
    @deussalt4479 6 місяців тому

    For the Agro-rythm!

  • @666stonewall
    @666stonewall 6 місяців тому

    Great stories!

  • @jackett17
    @jackett17 6 місяців тому

    For the sirst story the author posted a part 2 the day after this video was posted

  • @grasstypeswag5548
    @grasstypeswag5548 6 місяців тому

    Listening to the first story and how it ends my mind instantly leapt to the data packet being the super weapon and it’s demands were simple. Total Eradication.

  • @larrythompson8630
    @larrythompson8630 6 місяців тому +1

    I would think distance would still matter. If you have 3 self contained medical shops. You have an enemy that strongly follows rules of not harming medical areas, or transports. You still cannot transfer injured thru heart of battle. Would you not spread the hospital ships over an arc? So Injured could get to one of the ships as quickly as possible?
    Unless a tactic to force enemy response, encourage surrender…. Why show your intent and lose element of surprise? Unlike ground based MASH. I would expect hospital ships of size indicated could emerge from wormhole ready to accept patients in minutes.

  • @firstlast-kz5ll
    @firstlast-kz5ll 6 місяців тому

    Why would you put the belt on the rock? He's not even a part-timer, he's a some-timer...LOL

  • @seanbolster7603
    @seanbolster7603 6 місяців тому +3

    For da squirrrreeeeellllll!!!!!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 6 місяців тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 6 місяців тому

    cool

  • @danijelandroid
    @danijelandroid 6 місяців тому

    "Nothing much." It's going to cost them, right?

  • @gxr7777
    @gxr7777 6 місяців тому

    Love your stories and voice not sure why you add music its like reading a book with the radio on, makes no sense.

  • @garysymons9262
    @garysymons9262 6 місяців тому

    Agro, Love ya, big fan. I have a short chapter series, and I was wondering if you could do my first chapter. Please let me know.

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 5 місяців тому

    😊

  • @hdcandela5697
    @hdcandela5697 6 місяців тому

    for the algor rythm

  • @bfwilley1
    @bfwilley1 6 місяців тому

    Agro Squirrel I have finely remembered to ask, what's the back story of your name? 😀😀😀😀

  • @tyrindel
    @tyrindel 6 місяців тому

    for the algo

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 6 місяців тому

    3rd, 20 April 2024

  • @MrSirwolf2001
    @MrSirwolf2001 6 місяців тому

    4/20/2024

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic 6 місяців тому

    If any cosplayers or their fans read this.
    Cross promotion with agro squirrel for his thumbnails!
    AI art needs to be curtailed as much as possible. I don't want my sister's kids to be Elon's brain dead serfs

  • @talyn3932
    @talyn3932 6 місяців тому

    "Monkey" "primate" "ape" the laziest of lazy writing terms in all hfy.
    No alien would have a clue what a monkey, primate, ape, or mammal even is. The initial contact with terran forms of life would be humans. We would become the template for their reference.

  • @korinogaro
    @korinogaro 6 місяців тому

    2nd story, if not bluff than very stupid.

  • @michaelernst3731
    @michaelernst3731 6 місяців тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤