Grand Theft Auto V (GTA5): Chakra Attack Full Radio Episode

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2013
  • Gta has done it again with their radio talk shows lol. this was pretty funny it was random that i heard it but im glad i did. UHMMMmmMMmmmmmmM.
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  • @brucethompson4011
    @brucethompson4011 10 років тому +126

    I would pay to hear more episodes of this. This is hilarious.

  • @Eon_621
    @Eon_621 9 років тому +108

    Rockstar really should record the making of these talk shows and post them online. I'd love to see what's going on in the recording studio when they're making these games.

    • @Don-tg1ns
      @Don-tg1ns 9 років тому +5

      Ikr?

    • @Turismoshepard
      @Turismoshepard 7 років тому +4

      Luminous i feel like that would break the magic of it a lil bit though.

  • @OldWorldPhoenix
    @OldWorldPhoenix 10 років тому +25

    "You call every damn week, runnin' yo phone bill up, talkin' that BULLSHIT" Best line in the game.

  • @fah7362
    @fah7362 9 років тому +49

    23:00
    "DONT YOU GO DISSRISPECTIN' COCONUT WATER!
    Dats the nectar of the gods!"

  • @pofict
    @pofict 10 років тому +22

    "Many are called but very few are chosen correctly out of a police lineup."
    My new personal motto.

  • @lrr138
    @lrr138 10 років тому +59

    My Favourite parts:
    4:40
    5:15
    7:30
    12:27
    13:25
    14:46
    16:58
    23:01
    23:28

    • @kingsonone
      @kingsonone 9 років тому +1

      lrgamerad99 "You cannot partition the lord with a time stamp"
      This is *brilliance* from the word go
      And like all the GTA radio chatter, you hear it over and over and it's always brilliant, that's excellent writing performed by excellent characters.

    • @Sigismund5765
      @Sigismund5765 6 років тому

      22:57-23:30

    • @SWATRIOTCNTRL
      @SWATRIOTCNTRL 6 років тому +1

      16:58 lol

  • @UneXDesigns
    @UneXDesigns 10 років тому +45

    the best radio show I've ever heard!!!

  • @NikkiWrightVGM
    @NikkiWrightVGM 9 років тому +29

    I've seriously started drinking coconut water now because of this and I go "HmMMmmMMmmMMmmMm" afterwards :3

    • @NickLegatay
      @NickLegatay 7 років тому +1

      Nikki Wright coconut water is the nectar of the gods

  • @purpleson00
    @purpleson00 10 років тому +21

    RIGHT CHERYL? THAT DAMN ALIEN WILL COME DOWN THROUGH THE CEILING AND WOOP SOME HUMAN AAAASSSS! BODODODODODODODODODODODO

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X 10 років тому +44

    Was on a long drive with my GF and had this on a CD. I put it in and told her it was my favorite radio show. We listened to the whole thing in silence and when it was over she looked at me and said "You know he is really deep. What he said makes a lot of sense"

    • @pollywer23
      @pollywer23 10 років тому +8

      You literally deserve a fucking metal (no sarcasm whatsoever)

    • @JazukaiX
      @JazukaiX 10 років тому +7

      pollywer23
      What kind of metal? Iron?

    • @crashbashify
      @crashbashify 9 років тому +8

      Yeah, you're gonna have to go ahead and dump that girl, bro.

    • @jakeen229
      @jakeen229 9 років тому +1

      JazukaiX Pretty funny if someone got a piece of metal as an award.

    • @xamguti8481
      @xamguti8481 9 років тому

      pollywer23 *medal

  • @StoicThePariah
    @StoicThePariah 10 років тому +3

    Cheryl's attitude is what really makes this work.

  • @badwinkles7896
    @badwinkles7896 10 років тому +17

    YOU CAN ONLY GO TO HEAVEN AS A DAMNED ANGEL

  • @SWAGdropsMyCar
    @SWAGdropsMyCar 10 років тому +17

    HIT ME WITH THE RAIN STICK!!

  • @peterpopel7597
    @peterpopel7597 9 років тому +20

    Oooooooommmmmmhhhhmmhhhmmhh I would pay money for more of this, this dude is a freaking good entertainer
    Kifflom!

    • @bunnygames2283
      @bunnygames2283 9 років тому +1

      Jb smoove is on real husbands of Hollywood with Kevin hart

    • @ShadowRealm124
      @ShadowRealm124 9 років тому

      BUNNY GAMES Thank you CAPTAIIIIN OBVIOUS

    • @MaDMAnHD3
      @MaDMAnHD3 9 років тому +2

      Kelvin Parker not captain obvious to everyone...

  • @Charizacus
    @Charizacus 10 років тому +27

    DON'T CHU GO DISRESPECTIN' COCONUT WATAH!

  • @jfunful
    @jfunful 10 років тому +18

    And i will say "DAAAAAAAAD, i made you a sweater."

    • @nickotine7285
      @nickotine7285 2 роки тому

      AND it may not fit very well, but he will wear it proudly

  • @kevinmartin5969
    @kevinmartin5969 7 років тому +7

    you cannot go to heaven as a human...you can only go to heaven as a DAMN ANGEL!!!

  • @mbdrizz
    @mbdrizz 8 років тому +16

    JB Smooth right??

  • @gamesdean130
    @gamesdean130 9 років тому +8

    "You have killed. That. Turtle."

  • @Hybrid_Punk
    @Hybrid_Punk 10 років тому +35

    JB Smoove is hilarious!

  • @stephenpope8185
    @stephenpope8185 9 років тому +13

    This is so nonsensical. and i love it.

  • @YoshiBugatti
    @YoshiBugatti 5 років тому +2

    I don't know how or why but this gives me sanity...

  • @Yoter2
    @Yoter2 10 років тому +1

    Chakra attack is the best xD thank you so much for uploading this.

  • @dabombthautamurge
    @dabombthautamurge 9 років тому +16

    DOLPHINS MMEEEEEEMEMEMEMEMME MEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMMEME

  • @hetistony1024
    @hetistony1024 2 роки тому

    Every now and then I go back to this video. Chakra Attack, the Fernando Show and Beyond Insemination are by far my favorite things on GTA Radio.

  • @DannyPhilipsen
    @DannyPhilipsen 10 років тому +37

    This is the best show in the game :D

  • @joshuacarpenter7447
    @joshuacarpenter7447 10 років тому +3

    The part about the aliens is definitely the funniest or when he talks about hydration and the animals peeing in his mouth lol

  • @djmey5339
    @djmey5339 5 років тому

    This is my favorite channel on grand theft auto

  • @DCTRZoom
    @DCTRZoom 10 років тому +1

    This is so underrated! I love Chakra Attack, haha!
    Thanks for uploading.

  • @GVankov
    @GVankov 8 років тому +14

    25:35 ..."And sometimes I get so into hydration that I let animals pee in my mouth"

    • @YoshiBugatti
      @YoshiBugatti 5 років тому

      "I just love me some organic water"

  • @ragers12
    @ragers12 10 років тому +12

    I am calm, but I'm also angry. Haha

  • @jekienanragland6030
    @jekienanragland6030 9 років тому +6

    You call every week...you call every damn week!!!...talkin that bullshitttttt! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pattywagon313
    @pattywagon313 10 років тому +10

    I went deep, I went too deep.

  • @Kuza01
    @Kuza01 9 років тому +4

    ''That damn anti-spiritual bootybox will suck the life out you in a minute!''
    One of the best parts.

  • @glovemafia937
    @glovemafia937 10 років тому +6

    THAT DAMN ALIEN IS GOING TO DROP DOWN THAT CEILING, AND KICK SOME HUMAN ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kohaku487
    @kohaku487 10 років тому +5

    SOMETIMES I'M A WARRIOR AND COMPASSIONATE AT THE SAME TIME!

  • @kevenmonteiro8511
    @kevenmonteiro8511 7 років тому

    I never get tired of this XD

  • @kristicordray
    @kristicordray 8 років тому +3

    this is funny as hell. I'm glad I found this when I started playing gta v. uuuuuuuhhhhhhhmmmmmm.

  • @ReptillianHighPriest
    @ReptillianHighPriest 10 років тому +4

    Dr. Ray Diangelo Harris has the Shining. All black people have the Shining.

  • @izDatVibe
    @izDatVibe 7 років тому

    I never heard this before until a few weeks ago and it always wake up from depression.

  • @MrStilwater
    @MrStilwater 10 років тому +2

    25 MINUTES OF THE SAME DAMN BULLSHIT YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE... and i love every minute... this show is awesome

  • @ericcartmen5509
    @ericcartmen5509 6 років тому

    I can listen this whole day

  • @hybrasil3421
    @hybrasil3421 5 років тому +1

    in gta 5 this is the only station i listen too love it so much they need to update this with both of them love J.B Smoove
    and Annie Lederman

  • @DhallowMC
    @DhallowMC 9 років тому +3

    Just stare at the ceiling and shut up lmao

  • @rowenadavid7892
    @rowenadavid7892 9 років тому +4

    What are you in for?.....Triple homicide...Completely by accident....but they deserved it!
    -Hahaha! Always gets me!

  • @DragonElf01
    @DragonElf01 10 років тому

    ROFL i always crack up when i hear this while driving. imo this, the judge show from GTA IV, and nurse bob from VCS are the best talk shows.
    i always come back to them if i need a good laugh

  • @TgonIziAhh
    @TgonIziAhh 10 років тому +4

    Don't know why but the girl reminds me of the red head girl from "That 70s Show"..

  • @topdogtaz218
    @topdogtaz218 10 років тому +9

    I am calm but I'm also ANGRY!...I CANT BE UNDERSTOOD BY YOU, IM SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, IM AMAZING!

  • @AlbinoAssCheek
    @AlbinoAssCheek 10 років тому +2

    This still cracks me up every time I hear it! JB Smoove is hilarious!

  • @alexandsimba
    @alexandsimba 9 років тому +5

    "Dolphins are delivering babies! Memememememe!"

  • @bn.z_x
    @bn.z_x 8 років тому

    This is like gold dust

  • @AlbinoAssCheek
    @AlbinoAssCheek 10 років тому +3

    4:50 "When you put sense and nonsense together, What the hell you got....... YOU GOT SOME BULLSHIT....." XD

  • @Sigismund5765
    @Sigismund5765 6 років тому

    I love this

  • @ChuckleChampion5
    @ChuckleChampion5 9 років тому +9

    I can't stop laughing!!

  • @ASDDrums
    @ASDDrums 8 років тому +2

    Are they eating the butter? THEY EATIN' THE SHIT!

  • @TheFordMustangMan
    @TheFordMustangMan 10 років тому

    Love this, so funny

  • @Bishop000
    @Bishop000 7 років тому

    "like the multiple universes in a comic book were all part of the same universe" As DC comics fanboy I love this quote

  • @mechislander
    @mechislander 7 років тому

    This is the best, but it doesn't broadcast in Blaine County so I only get to listen to about a quarter of it when I'm driving a taxi.

  • @MrcsHed1
    @MrcsHed1 10 років тому +1

    I always loved hearing that on the radio. The host of that show really sounded like JB Smoove.

  • @katsyra
    @katsyra 7 років тому

    My favorite radio lol

  • @mbdrizz
    @mbdrizz 8 років тому +4

    Cheryl, get my Soul Shovel.. I'm bout to get this fool out of this spiritual hole!!! XD

  • @Sushityphoon01
    @Sushityphoon01 10 років тому +2

    Jb smoove funny as hell looool.

  • @Tutankamion196
    @Tutankamion196 8 років тому +6

    7:19 - 7:51 I don't want to know. What the fuck?! LOL!
    Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm....
    Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do...

    • @ramsaybolton472
      @ramsaybolton472 7 років тому +1

      og loc

    • @WhopyStompy
      @WhopyStompy 7 років тому

      it's in reference to "Aliens" the movie. there's literally a scene when the xenomorphs are crawling through the ceiling and that "doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo" is playing which makes that part so much funnier.

  • @EBlade-rc2ry
    @EBlade-rc2ry 5 років тому +1

    Sheryl has such a cute voice I adore her. ;-;

    • @gasolineandwine
      @gasolineandwine 5 років тому

      That's Annie Lederman! She's a stand up comedian.

  • @aparra9074
    @aparra9074 9 років тому +5

    Loooove JB Smoove

  • @nickfury5339
    @nickfury5339 10 років тому

    You know what's funny? Many times we find ourselves to be the ants eating the shit coming from other people.. like right now. Well done JB

  • @reemrobin215
    @reemrobin215 8 років тому +4

    they should make a update when you can call the radio station and say ohmmmmm and talk shit with him lol it would be hilarious

  • @roqutso
    @roqutso 10 років тому

    Wish he'd do a podcast id listen to that shit everyday.

  • @sserpent21
    @sserpent21 10 років тому +1

    "EXPLOD'IN GENITALS!? DAYUMM!"

  • @thegamingcadet8231
    @thegamingcadet8231 7 років тому

    he sez some good words of wisdom

  • @robb2999
    @robb2999 10 років тому

    I wish they had moreeeee

  • @x-notrust-x3544
    @x-notrust-x3544 6 років тому

    I love WCTR

  • @brandonmcgarity5368
    @brandonmcgarity5368 10 років тому +1

    Don't you go disrespectin' coconut water!

  • @RafaelBeltranharlemkiddartwork
    @RafaelBeltranharlemkiddartwork 10 років тому +1

    You don't know what kind of SLONG an alien got...So don't speak on it if you don't know Cheryl.
    LMFAOOOOO.

  • @halfbreedindustries
    @halfbreedindustries 5 років тому

    That frog Curtis.

  • @fabio6730
    @fabio6730 9 років тому +1

    they gonna do it to ya...they gonna do it to ya good

  • @jshine2live34
    @jshine2live34 10 років тому

    The Richard bastian show from Gta 4 is probably the best radio show Gta has ever had

    • @alexnoble4331
      @alexnoble4331 10 років тому +8

      no the chakra attack is the best

  • @BlackEagleUSA
    @BlackEagleUSA 10 років тому +1

    I'm upset, you upset
    I gotta take a crap, you gotta take a crap

  • @TgonIziAhh
    @TgonIziAhh 10 років тому +3

    "FLOAT RITE NOW! DEFY GRAVITY RITE NOW!! xD

  • @Enclav3d
    @Enclav3d 8 років тому +1

    I can't seem to find the other episode where his father is making a call

  • @Tpwn3d
    @Tpwn3d 10 років тому +1

    YOU GON HAVE ANTS IN YO PANTS,
    ....are they eating the butter?
    THEY EATIN THE SHIT
    WUTCHU THINK THEY EATIN?

  • @giganticimpact8941
    @giganticimpact8941 3 роки тому

    "SQUEEZIN THE LOVE INTO THEM WHILE SQUEEZIN THE LIFE OUT"
    Wtf lmao

  • @Bishop000
    @Bishop000 7 років тому

    "shhhhh, stare at the ceiling and shutuo"

  • @adambennett2737
    @adambennett2737 9 років тому

    Dolphins are delivering babies

  • @bemcmachine6349
    @bemcmachine6349 7 років тому +1

    I hate it when people tell me I sleep like a baby...babies sleeps like SHIT!!!

  • @da327u
    @da327u 6 років тому

    Vocal restorative cover Ultra purified water sprayed onto the colonics code to The Matrix.

  • @asuperheronamedtony
    @asuperheronamedtony 10 років тому

    'You're stiff. Corpses aren't stiff!' lmao

  • @JOEking990
    @JOEking990 8 років тому

    OOOOOHHHHHHMMMMMM...OOOOOHHHHHHHHHMMMM... OOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMMM.
    Ray is hilarious every time. My roommate looks at me funny, but it's worth it.

  • @jimmy5391
    @jimmy5391 7 років тому +1

    JB Smoove is the best person for this

  • @veronicavelasco8935
    @veronicavelasco8935 8 років тому

    He's cool!!!! Super cool!

  • @RepublicAgent
    @RepublicAgent 6 років тому

    "Yes."

  • @AnthonyMartin7296
    @AnthonyMartin7296 9 років тому +3

    25:35 had me dying. 😂😂😂😂

  • @hydra6285
    @hydra6285 7 років тому

    EXPLODING GENITALS

  • @lovelychriss6347
    @lovelychriss6347 7 років тому +1

    LMAO I WAS DYING WHEN I HEARD THIS

  • @kofi732
    @kofi732 10 років тому +1

    Karma compass tells you street shit and real shit

  • @SWATRIOTCNTRL
    @SWATRIOTCNTRL 9 років тому +1

    knit 1 purl 2 gangsta style!

  • @jayp1181
    @jayp1181 10 років тому +4

    They get you www wwww www waa waaaa with the ttt the alien probe

  • @nickotine7285
    @nickotine7285 2 роки тому +1

    knit one, pearl two... all that shit. GANGSTA STYLE bWAP bWAP bWAP

  • @brecoles16
    @brecoles16 9 років тому +1

    Im gonna download this right now i swear to god

    • @bunnygames2283
      @bunnygames2283 9 років тому

      Please tell me where to download this

    • @va_shooter7754
      @va_shooter7754 8 років тому

      +BUNNY GAMES 1.go to youtube on your browser
      2.than open new window and type youtube converter
      3.pick one of the youtube converters
      4.go back to youtube and look this video up
      5.ounce you find it copy the url
      6.go back to youtube converter and paste the url in the box
      7.hit convert video
      8.Now you got the video

  • @Bigbane77
    @Bigbane77 9 років тому

    Staire at the ceiling and shut-up!!!!