Ambjaay - Uno (Official Video)
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Official video for Ambjaay’s Uno.
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Lyrics
Ayyy
Let’s party holmes
Invite all the bitches
100’s and 50’s, big old bitties , ey
Uno
Dos
No tres, you hear me?
Ey
Ey it cost to live like this, ya hear me
[Hook]
Uno, dos, no tres she a thot tho
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still gettin queso, like nachos
Uno, dos, no tres she a thot tho
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still gettin queso, like nachos
[Verse 1]
Hit it from the back then I tell her no mas
She a freak had to tell a bitch hola
Bend it over, I want your panocha
She call me papi, I hit it with no socks
She like ‘Jay, can I get some dick , por favor?’
I’m like ‘Yeah, check it out, close the door’
Choppa go blocka, yeah I’m finna up the score
It' a peel a nigga back like a fuckin’ orange
She brought dinero, I told her ‘Gracias!’
She gone suck the fuckin’ dick like a lollipop
Chop make em' milly rock, dick make her body drop
Pussy wet like a mop, she call the policía
Hop in the fuckin’ Coupe like ‘Adios!’
I don’t want her no more, tell her ’Vaminos!’
Yeah, I gotta go, you all cap like ponchos
Chop shit a nigga down since he macho
I tell her pull up on the kid, mañana
I beat the pussy up like a piñana
I tell her work that thing like Rihanna
Hit her from the back she gone call me papa
Bend it over, yeah
Make it clap quick
Dunk in her pussy, yeah I’m on that Shaq shit
So fly, post a pic with no caption
My Mexican bitch got an English
Accent
She wanna fuck , I tell her ‘Si, tap in’
She gone blow my pito, with no hands
Hop in the fuckin cupta, blow bands
Lookin’ like a fuckin’ bag when I roll in
Glock with a beam, make a nigga cha-cha
Bust on her face, she look like horchata
Yeah, say hello to my chappa
I’ve been the shit since I came out my mama
[Hook]
Uno, dos, no tres she a thot tho
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still gettin queso, like nachos
Uno, dos, no tres she a thot tho
We got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho
Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
Still gettin queso, like nachos
[Verse 2]
Ayy, bitch
I need my pesos
Put a hole in his ass like a bagel
Niggas putos, chopped, leave it case closed
Bust down, I got Cubans and Francos
Shout out Ralo, that’s my migo
Pockets on big show, she got a deep throat
Bitch I’m the plug, El Chapo
I put meat in her shell like a taco
Bitch, I’m Gasoliiina
Y’ardy goin’ up like arriba
Big chop, knock him out his Reeboks
You cant see me, feel like John Cena
Ride with mops like we cleant up
Bitch I bleed the scene, should’ve seen us
I get cheese, quesadilla
You niggas bitch made like Madea
We up
Y’all can’t keep up
She like ‘Jay you on that mean stuff’
She a bad mamasita
Bust down, she gone hold the nina
Shake that ass like a seizure
I don’t want that bitch, imma bleed her
To be honest, you can keep her
My Mexican bitch drive a Beamer
Director - Abraham Recio (Mu$ty BoYz)
Producer - Ryland Burns (burningfilm.com)
Commissioner - Saul Levitz
Cinematographer - Russ Fraser
Steadicam - Bill Hunt
1st AC - Set Gallager
Gaffer - Dimitri Christoforidis
1st AD - Ryan Pratt
2nd AD - Joshua Powell
Stylist - Amira Vee
Stylist - Rhyan Santos
Production Design - Jade Spiers
Set Dresser - Steele O'Neal
Hair Dresser - Cielo Guzman
Casting - Jonny Problem
PA - Anthony Ochoa
Colorist - Asa Fox
Special thanks to Columbia Records, Fernington Coat Factory, Winos Only Car Club, Tacos Mexico, and everyone that pulled up.
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#Ambjaay #Uno
Director: What language would you like to use?
Ambjaay: Si
Lmao good comment
*producer
Check Bandolero on my channel that latin vibe go crazy
This is not funny
Omfggg😭😭🤣🤣😫😫😫😫😫
Tyga somewhere punching air rn
Some non-mexican ppl say that tho..
@@mikewazowski7138 ik I'm mexican too
😂😂
😂 😂 😂
BRO UR PROFILE PIC IS SICK
Spanish teacher hella proud right now “that was my student”
Lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dilemma school plus my hero
No I’m in this girl at my school put my hair up
Dat50go is b hugWhat’s up Deonte what’s up gang squad Deangelo bro do you little girls like poop
when you failed spanish is high school but holding on strong to the words you do remember.
love the beat and the song.
LMFAO
He copied bo Bundys song uno cuhh
is
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@antoniob7846no dumbass this song literally came out before uno cuhh
Producer: what type of beat do u want?
Ambjayy: si
Lol facts blueface × lil nas= ambojay
@@mackofficialrapper8773 exactly
Only good comment about a dead meme senor
Lmaoo
😂😂
Lil Nas x: I can mix up genres
Ambjaay:Hold my spanish lesson book
Trash
@@kasa1106 no u
Worst joke
@@jaedarichardson3625 783 people disagree wit you
@@kasa1106 reverse card no u
Whoever likes this will be rich and successful🔥💯#RIPKobeBryant #corona
Gd74 Driq bet
@the middle man u funny asl
Gd74 Driq jinxed
like begger
Gd74 Driq I’m desperate at this point
2024 anyone ?
YEEEEEE
Me
Yess
Me
Yop
Despacito best Spanish song of the century.
Ambjayy hold my nachos
Despacito was never the best Spanish song
No.
Jeymi Romero hella people thought that
Ambjaay*
idk you this is mexicanese headass
Nobody:
Blueface: blueface baby yea ight
Ambjaay: Aye it cost to live like this u hear me
😂 lmao😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Random Channel he didnt say that
FW MY NEW VIDEO🔥❗️❗️🔥KEEP UP THE GRIND
Yahherme
Random Channel he clearly says “hear” no where near to “heard”
Lil Nas X: Imma blow up
Ambjaay: Hold my horchata
They both gonna be one hit wonders
Yo said hold my horchata hahahahahaah I’m dead frfr
Vaanityz yeah & the one hit did more than niggas whole 15 yr careers 😂
Cuando eres español y solo lo entiendes cuando habla español😂
!! Reaction Video !! - ua-cam.com/video/wi8DBY-9Vx4/v-deo.html 😈
I used to fuck with this song heavy heavy!!
So glad I thought about it again
Blueface: Ya aight
Ambjaay: it cost to live like this !
Rosemary Robinson drako said it first
Aktive Kash ok
Lil Nas X: Imma blow up
Jay: Hold My Tacos
RXZR 😂😂😂😂😂😂
ala verg😂
I love this comment😂😂
RXZR que paso
People: larray is not latina
Larray: *finds out he's 23% Latina*
Larray: hold my Chipotle taco!!!!
Somebody said “You know he passed Spanish class”😭ong he did
No.
This song helped me pass Spanish class. Thank you Ambjaay for making this 🙏
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
What is the capital of spain ?
This nigga: *UNO DOS TRES CUATRO* 💃 🎶
😂😂😂😂
Wakanda ain't been the same since they opened the borders
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm DEAD
ah weak lol
LOL
Hell nah we everywhere now lmao
Lil nas: I put a twist to music
Ambjaay: hold my tacos
Nachos*
These white people smh
Ambjaay:hold my chicken tacos 😂
Lil Nas X:" I'm gonna unite country and hip hop"
Ambjaay: "hold my cervezas"
6illy Loomer how is this country at all?
@@franchranger4960 Its not. The joke is that this kid is trying to unite Latin-hip hop music after seeing Lil nas x Unite country-hip hop...
6illy Loomer
Well this guy did a horrible job at that! If you’re gonna speak Spanish at least pronounce the words right! Pinche gringo can’t even do it right😂😂
@@Homeboy_Brando he isnt really trying to do that... 😐
SSG STEPH
Yeah obviously. I was only saying that because 6illy said that. So I was explaining why it sucks if that was the case. Either way it sucks ass though.
This is what America is all about right here. Good times!
When he said “☝🏽, ✌🏽, 🤟🏽” I felt that.
On crip F13K
YG:I’m finna bring black people and Mexicans together with go loko
Ambjaay:hold my modelo
Edit:oh shit thanks for all the likes 🙏
💀💀 deadass
BEST COMMENT EVER
AYEEEE FRLZ THO😂😂😂
Lol
This
Spanish Homework: Write a 5 paragraph story about your life in Spanish
Me:
It should be
Me: “we got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho”
@Da Pang yo tambien
Lmaoooo
Kenny I hate when Spanish teachers make you do that like I speak full on Spanish smh😑
@@branithebrownie7229 if Hispanic kids didn't have to take Spanish class
Like if your here in 2023-2024😂
When you pass your first Spanish test and didn't study for it.
Dreimy Lewis I’m hella mexican and comments like this kill me 😆😂
Dreimy Lewis funny
@@bernieinthecup6165 same bro lol its funny af
Play it when you doing the test for answers
I literally just did that lmao 😂👌😂
*When you end the school year with A+ in Spanish class*
v_rico dead asf😂
v_rico 😩😭😂😂😂
This is underrated
Lol
Lol
He’s using that Spanish he learned in highschool lol
When you only learn like 5 words from like 3 years of Spanish class
How do you know that maybe Mom is African American and his dad Mexican
@@jesusantio1708 it's a joke
OGlana Gucci for all that said that shits useless he like imma show them 💀
Don’t hate this something new I respect this g
Bro i forgot this song existed
fr 😂
fr
@@IlyDestinyyfr
He’s putting that spanish from high school to good use
😂
stolen comment
@@bigsmoke4766
Yeah, but still funny.
@@Phred7447 no it's not bub
@@bigsmoke4766
Sure it is.
When you say gracias to the asian cashier at chipotle's
😂😂😂
Mr worldwide
HAHAHHA
G R A S S Y A S S
Andrej Mikhailov hahah
Nobody:
Me: after I finish my first semester of Spanish “uno,dos no tres...”
😂😂
Uno card
OH I GET IT 😂😂😂
Bro you got hella likes but only 2 comments😂
I can teach you more ma, I Am Blackxican. Let's share languages 😋😛👄👅 lenguas y culture, cultura mija...
Ambjaay dun went in soo hard on this right here, Ambjaay is da GOAT! Im so glad he found buffering a u t h e n t I c v i e w s buffering to have his career take off
After 4 years, you're now commenting 💀.
You speak Spanish??
Me: Uno Dos !
Oscar Mendoza so u say 1,2?
@@bellaj208 that's what it translates to.. so yes
Oscar Mendoza I’m confused so ur gonna say to them 1,2 to them after they ask if you speak Spanish
@@bellaj208 yup, exactly
Oscar Mendoza why?
When you passed your Spanish test and didn’t even study
Upload a video dude
Lmfao
@@ups-n-downs9991 pot head -_-
@@ups-n-downs9991 it's old with the 420 slang..
XCreampaiz X 687 now 😁
“Uno Dos No tres you hear me aye it cost to live like this you hear me”🔥🔥🔥
Who here in 2024?😛
When your Spanish teacher says the cultural project is 50% of your grade...
Lool so you get creative
Good comment
Almita Velazquez 👯👯👯
Lol
Lmao
Latin Music Billboards: song isn't latin enough to be top 100
Pit bull: *WOOOOOHO*
LMAOOO
LMFAOAOAOAOAOOOOOOOOOOO
This shit gold 🤣🤣 kinda want it too happen
😭😭
JankyyTae oofed
When your Spanish teacher ask you to play a Spanish song
😂😂
💀💀
Why we played this in Spanish class fr
I am dead ass about to tell my teacher to play this
Jajaja true
When your black homie gets drunk at his first Quinceañera
😂😂😂🤣
H
Deadass!! Lmfao no lie this is a good representation of black people born and raised on the west coast we fuck with that Mexican culture TOUGH ! 😂💯 I love it
😂😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
Her: I only date guys that speak Spanish
Nobody:
Ambjaay: UNO DOS NO TRES
Lmao
Hunter x Hunter is the best
KILLUA ZOLDYCK
Silent God tf that got to do with this
Dayon Bledsoe ImPsychos pfp is from Hunter x Hunter
Ay my Instagram got hacked this montrel tell me your snapchat
this song addictive tho😂💯
This shit been out 😂
Mikeala Wahrmann ur not early buddy
Mikeala Wahrmann TRUE
Fr
Ik😂😂but the video
Dis song nostalgic asf
plot twist: this was his assignment for spanish class
XakXakGaming underrated comment
Really
666rh like :)))
He Deserves an A+
i see this profile pic everywhere
I played this at kfc
*now it’s Los Pollos Hermanos*
That shit mad funny
Underrated lmao 🤣🤣
That's great!!!
El pollo loco
Lol
Coco: you make me UN POCO LOCO
Ambjaay: hold my tacos
Cocoa*
@@notmogaly no lmao the movie is called Coco
Big ol bittis
EDGY idiot
2024? anyone
Fr
Racist song
40 year old white mom's after saying "gracias" to the waiter at the Chinese restraunt.
Josh _cornbread underrated😂
I wish I wrote this
Actually Chineses are serving the tables and we’re back in the kitchen.
Ah, classic
Josh _cornbread 💀💀💀🤡
when you finished your spanish classes 😂🤦🏻♂️
Gamerdog Fr !😂
its rare when you come across a song that's funny and sound good and YOU COULD DANCE TO
It's funny but actually is good 😅👏🏼
Facts
Where did y’all pawn your brain off?
This came into my head outta nowhere 🤣 I had to watch it again. 🤠
I’m sayin me too lmao
Same hahaha 😂😂
When you get 5/5 on Duolingo
Unknown X lol I hate Duolingo I had it Spanish class
@@envywindex5031 the Duolingo owl is always watching u whether u like it or not
😂😂
😂😂😂
FEXX
When your Spanish 1 teacher says you gotta do a final project
💀😂💀😂💀😂💀
Please tell me English's YOUR second language.
Garbage repetitive thug music, designed to turn brown people stupid, sounds like shit, I am guessing this "rapper" is barely literate, the lyrics were as insightful and thought provoking as slamming my dick in the toilet seat.
If you think this is cool, i feel sorry for you. If you let your kids listen to this, you should have your kids taken away... If you want your kids to walk around with their pants half way down their ass robbing old white women, let them listen to this...
If you want your kids looking up to some illiterate most likely illegal immigrant who was handed a beat, some lyrics and a mic then buy this album for your kids
If you want your kid growing up to be a mouthy little shithead, who most likely will get shot trying to stab one of their homies over a 40 of old e, tell them this is good music...
This shit should be 18+ can you imagine a kid being encouraged by this thug? Now imagine a grown adult listening to this and immitating him
...
If you watch this video unironically then you are probably 20 IQ below your common man 200 years ago
DEEP STATE if you have the time to comment then you don’t have the right to talk you took time to watch this instead of criticizing maybe you should get a job dump bitch i bet your just another fat white guy who did nothing with his life or a black fat guy don’t hate on people’s success because you never succeded
Aj Simpson omg my soul is laughing this was so funny! Ahhahhhahhahga
How 40 yr old white woman feel when they say gracias to the cashier at taco bell
Underrated comment🤣
😅
Taco Bell is trash and his tacos are fake, a shit disrespectful for the mexican culture.
This dude made one hit and dipped💀
When the spanish teacher says make a project utilizing the new vocabulary words 😂😂
Kira G. Panocha??? 🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️
Sequan Logan “Vagina” but really the “ P” word.
ExceptionallyExquisite I know what it means which is why it threw me off lol who the hell taught him coochie in Spanish
Sequan Logan who knows 😂
This videoo fyeeee!🔥 but foreal, he used all the Spanish one words.😂
Lil Nas X: I blew up and im famous now
Ambjaay: Hold my Jamaica
Wavy Elixity fax😭💯
😂😂😂
Wavy Elixity om it’s kinda the same as lil nas x video
Maddie love r/wooooooosh
it's exactly what I was thinking 😂😭
Lil Nas X: I got one of the most popular songs
Ambjaay: Hold my taco
Metro how was that racist
@@alejandro0o00 tell me how the fuck was that racist?
Because he was talking about people that eat tacos
who gives a fuck
@@alejandro0o00 bruh chill stop getting in yo feelings this funny and I'm Hispanic... so stfu
Few years later it still hits😃.
This song be hitting Atlanta 😅😅🔥🔥🔥
Duolingo Owl: You missed your spanish lessons...
Ambjaay: Hold my Tortilla
spanish or vanish
Edit :
Ambjaay: “Hold my pinyanna”
HAHAAHAA
When you find out that your great-great-great-great-great grandfather was 3% Hispanic
Hispanic isn’t a race so makes no sense
Goku Kakarot o wrd?
Milan Hookfin Are u fucking dumb? Any race can be Hispanic, it’s not just you blancos.
Milan Hookfin Hispanic is culture or referring to people who come from spanish speaking South American countries.
Faith Tomlinson shut up why are you cursing it ain’t even that serious, just a joke🤦🏾♂️
Mom: You're never gonna learn Spanish
Jay: hold my translator
Ha..ha..
lol
Lol 😝
It's not...Spanish...it's...Mexican...
GamingWith Fire mexicans speak Spanish. Where is your brain? In that empty styrofoam cup?
Bumping this on Cinco De Mayo!! 🇲🇽
Ty bro bro🤝🇲🇽🌮
Lil nas x: I made the best meme song of the year.
Ambjaay: hold my margarita *wey.*
*_I’m a gringo don’t judge me._*
darling. güey*
Wey* i know spanish
Wey*
Viperx no you dont bc its güey
Kim Min Son its güey
“I only like boys who can speak Spanish”
Ambjaay:
Hey
Hey what you doing
Hola
I spak spanish im mexican
And he got the accent
Same I speak Spanish and English
Lil nas x:Mixes with country
Ambjaay:Mixes with mexicano music
Greg Heffly he still look country tho
@@justicemccarthy3598 how...
Yeah he looks country af
@@oompaloompa9934 what makes him look country....
oompa loompa those are Mexican ranchero fits tho lmao
most 🇺🇸🇲🇽 song ever
He’ll nah
Most racist song ever
Why he have to use our Mexican culture for clout or make money
BlueFace: Yeah Aight
Ambjayy : Aye it cost to live like this
😂
nobody:
ambjaay: IT COSTS TO LIVE LIKE THIS YOU HERD ME ?!!
Duolingo bird: Did you skip your spanish lessons?
Ambjaay: Uno dos no tres
Legendary Phoenix spanish or vanish-duolingo bird
2024 and this song is still legendary
Girl: What part of Mexico are you from?
Jaay: Los Angeles
blep blep 😂😂😂
I agree
Well it was Mexico before the gringos stole it lol
@@Wanderer25 word too tho
@@Wanderer25 Lol true
When you finally pass your spanish class😂
When I get realised from prison
Que wea hermano ando terrible shishigan
Lol
Creo que debería aprender ingles xd
Lol
Congratulations he completed the first semester of Spanish 1
Falcons 4life 😂😂
Lmao hell naw im dead 🤣🤣💀😂
Jajajaja
Falcons 4life😂😂😂😂😂😭💀💀💀IM SCREAMING SKSJKSKS
*trimester 😭
Idk why this song came back into my head but it did XD
1st Time listening:This stupid
2nd time listening:Well..
3rd Time listening:Oouu🔥
4th Time listening:UNO DOS NO TRES SHE A THOT DOH🔥🔥🔥
Still getting Queso like Nachos
LITERALLY ME
Me🤣
Me
Sr. NOPE This happened to me 😂😂😂😂. (Sharingun) 🌝🌝🌝
When you realize this song was made with that Dora beat
I swear
HOLA SOY DORA
Check out Nasty C's remix
I'm deeeaad!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Just in case u were wondering, this is Mexican Thotiana
Good to know im not the only one getting the same vibe from this song
@@longingberzerk3615 lmao at first I thought it was gonna be like old town road, but then I realized it was literally Thotiana in mexican
YES
Thats what i was thinking bc this is the kind of beats blueface uses
damn that just blew my mind
I love the Mexican 🔥🔥❤
Latina girlfriend:babe u gotta impress my parents
Ambjaay:I got u
You mean latina
egger lmao
Lol, Latina?
LOOOOOOOL LMFAO IM CRYINGGGG
Its Latina lmfao Latino means guy
Lil Nas X: "I made the biggest song in 2019!"
Ambjaay: *"Hold my zapatos!"*
Justin B. Hold my pants?😂
Justin B. Lmao 😂
Aniya Dixon zapatos means shoes 😂
Aniya Dixon no that means shoes
But you be the main person dance to old town road
YG and lil nas x: We got the best Cultural crossovers
Ambjaay:hold my quesadilla
💀💀
Corona*
Michael Perakis 😒
We don't look for old songs, we look at the memories they carry
You can tell he actually really Latin culture to make this. Funny , creative and good vibes . I fw it
Lil Nas X- I made the best song this year
Jay- Hold my modeló
Die Hard Gamer don’t hate:)
TheyCraveX
Corona way better
nice try
nice try
nice try
Lil Nas X: I Made The Internet Shook
Ambjaay: Hold My Enchiladas
No.
When you finish the first week of your Spanish 1 class.
Lmao
DrBluberry literally me
I'm dead
🤣
DrBluberry yhhvfcccvhuhhhgh
This Should be in GTA6🔥
Greetings From Puerto Vallarta Jalisco México 🇲🇽
everyone: there’s no way anyone can ruin this song!!
tiktok: hOlD mY bEeR
Hold my thots
hold my bean and cheese
I
Why does everyone think TikTok ruins everything it doesn’t matter 😒
Lizbeth The person get some shoes on, go for a walk , come back and learn how to take a joke
One second of silence for everyone who can’t get this song out of their head.
i have suffered every month since may 2019
@@platonicsage1298 damn
I was in a good mood all Monday because I kept having this song in my head like 1 week ago
thank you 😔
I used too lisen this in 2 grade and it just came to my head rn to listen too it
This is the amount of people that are original fans before this blows up
👇🏼
Jai IsLitt it already blew up dumbass so ur clearly not original and even if you were no one cares
K1NGArmy stfu it hasn’t blown up like any of the other songs and who asked your dumbass to reply 😂
😂
Jai IsLitt your dumb ass who made the reply. You gonna make a comment and not expect a reply
Jai IsLitt "other songs" lmao
4 years later still hit hard😂
Friend: what ethnicity are you?
Me : blaxican
Kejasr fr
His name is the joke
Swike what joke
zehshi its actually blexican
@@loganhernandez9859 lmfao
This gonna hit a mil inna day don’t play
Nahhh it's not
It’s not
It didn’t
Lmao 163k😂
It did not so u stop playing
"I want lil nas x"
Mom: we have that at home
Lil nas x at home
😭😭😭😭😭
lil nas is trash
Nah iss lil baby
Josephi Aciobanitei better than what you could do-
@@gachazodiac5975 only cause he famous
Cinco De Mayo 2024
Lil Nas X - I got the horses in the back
Ambjaay - hold my tapaito😂
Tapatio??
Tf is a tapito?🤨
Hot sauce headass
Mega Sus its tapatio headass
@@michaelmcgaha4054 he spelled it wrong tho headass
He looks like a mix between lil baby and lil nas x lmao
Salt 666 😂😂
Omg facts 😂
EXACTLY 😂😂🤣
No fucking cap 😹
u riight
Use me as a " *Here before one mil!* " button
Yep
Use me as a “stop begging for likes” button by replying to me
Talk about one hit wonders