36 Times Statler And Waldorf From "The Muppets" Were Expert Trolls
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Statler and Waldorf... the OG Trolls.
In this episode of Next of Ken, we're counting down 36 Times Statler and Waldorf From "The Muppets" Were Expert Trolls. The true definition of trolling is paying to go back to the same theater, sitting in the same seats, and trolling the same cast over and over again. That's true dedication right there. It didn't matter if you were Kermit, Miss Piggy, Beaker, or anyone. You were ripe for parody no matter what. If you love to troll or have trolled in the past, you owe the art to the OG trolls themselves - Statler and Waldorf.
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Who?
Dear Ken.
Your Hadouken is not as good as Ryu's Hadouken.
Somebody had to say it.
Darien Delport We were trying!
I don't think you understand what a troll is.
The one TRUE fact that Statler and Waldorf are the MEWT LOLwut hyperomega Spleb Dogendoofer overused pranksters who are smart and stupid lololollllll
one of the best ever was them heckling Fonzy when the bear says "Hey, you two try coming down here and being funny"
"you first"
That wasn't Fozzie. That was when they heckled Milton Berle.
Gabe Larsen At Disney world, they heckle Fozzie at the Muppet Show, and Kermit angrily enquires why they're in the audience.
"We entered a contest!"
*"And we lost!"*
*"DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO!"*
Hahaha
The Milton Berle gag was taken from Milton Berles own show. When Sidney Shpritzer would heckle him from the balcony. It's a hilarious bit and it's on UA-cam.
LMAO
"This show is awful!"
"Terrible!"
"Disgusting!"
"See you next week?"
"Of course."
That sums them up in a nutshell!
They keep paying for the best seats cuz they're always comedy gold
Haters in a nutshell
The Muppets: A show that comes with its own haters
jkrfan7
Thought provoking...
Great comment!👏🏽😆
It's an added bonus. :)
Free!
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 it's still overpriced. Huh huh huh huh
Wow for once it’s old people taking jobs!
these two gave absolutly zero fucks
I cant believe how much i agree with you :P
When you get as old as them, probably neither will you :P
I know my Granddad doesn't, so most likely :P
Like Peter Griffin said, "They don't care for most things."
And they didn't get any either! DOHOHOHO!!!
Scooter: "Hey boss, why DO you keep letting those old hecklers into the joint every week? They have been coming here for years just to make fun of us."
Kermit: 'Well Scooter, it's mostly because they've been buying out the most expensive seats in the house every week for years just to make fun of us."
“Hey why do we keep buying the most expensive seats again?”
“To by like the producers and see how it feels to waste money on this show”
@@petalsinthebreeze "Paying off the people in the cheap seats to come back!"
Those are my grand dads.
@@TheLegend2T "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHO!"
no wonder why the act has crumpled down but not the stage nor the roof nor literally everything else. lol
Statler and Waldorf aren't just hecklers, they're professionals. It's not personal to them, they do it for the art of heckling.
yes, professionals... They've seen more bombs than the blitz!
@@ffejpsycho 😂😂😂
There's like a little Fozzie interview on the Muppets treasure island bonus features, and in it he says he pays them, so they are in fact, doing this as a job
They're like Buford. They're not bad, just dedicated to the bit
S: “I can’t believe it! They achieved the impossible! Bravo, bravo!”
W: “What, you actually like the show?”
S: “No, they made it even worse!”
Statler: you know they say this show gets better with age.
Waldorf: Why? The jokes get better?
Statler: No, cuz my hearing gets worse
DOHOHOHOHOH
XD
Think they went to YALE
Boom!
"I always think that honesty is always the best policy."
"Do you really belive that?"
"Nope. I was lying."
Good one, guys
believe*
Here's a joke in the style of Statler and Waldorf, in honor of Switzerland and growing up there:
"You know I've actually been to Switzerland!"
"Really? What's the best part?"
"I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!"
*"HAHAHAHA"*
These two guys are definitely unforgettable.
"There's a lot to be said for this program."
"Too bad you can't say it on a family show!"
"Ah, this show is good for what ails me."
"What ails you?"
"Insomnia!"
"Hey, you old fool! You slept through the show."
"Who's a fool? You watched it."
[Talking about the next show] "I already got tickets."
"You did? Are they good seats?"
"They sure are, they're for the next train out of town!"
"Just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
"What?"
"It ends!"
"I have a good mind to go home."
"If you had a good mind, you wouldn't be here in the first place!"
"Do you think we'll be entertained tonight?"
"I know I will."
"Why?"
"I brought a book!"
"I've never seen anything like that before!"
"And, with any luck, we'll never see it again!"
Shane Killian a
Shane Killian whats up my fellow capitalist pig, didn't expect to see you here.
I've seen detergents leave a better film than this
Too much comedy gold. How the hell are we supposed to top that if they already reached the top?
Push them off and write it back up again.
I need to memorize these.
You know they were the og trolls because they still watched the show week after week despite claiming to hate it.
My fav line of theirs is actually from the Muppet vision ride and it sums this up nicely
Statler: Well, what do you think? Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show? Statler: We can't. We're bolted to the seats!
Well sometimes it's more fun to insult something you hate then enjoy something you like.
@@garganrose It's even more fun to insult something you love but don't want anyone to think you love it
If you know the back story the are escaping there wives and they have a fiscal interest in the theatre.
Statler: Do you remember when the Cowboys last won the Super Bowl?
Waldorf: I don’t remember, when?
Statler: I don’t remember either.
Both: DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
"Hey this football thing is a total circus!"
"Wanna see a bigger clown show?"
"Whats that?"
"Going to a cowboys playoff game"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
Statler: This shows making me drowsy, time to start counting sheep.
Waldorf: What Sheep
Statler: Everyone watching the Show.
Flashrocket Chapman Gangsta!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Boom!
Hoooooo.
Where'd you find _that_ red pill?
no they're all asleep, not all a sheep...
Lol, these guys. Love the show. My best friend John and I were always compared to Statler and Waldorf. He had the nose, I had the bald. Boldy going where no man should ever go publicly. We were at a show in an old theatre once and had the pillbox seat. As a joke, a friend took a picture of us and labelled us Statler and Waldorf there in the seats. To this day 20 some years later people still laugh about it. TROLLS we are. Lol. He passed a few years ago. I miss him every day. Lol, thanks for the memories.
If you can take the picture to the box and talk to it like a Monty Python skit, one last time.
Jesus loves you
John 3:16
Romans 8:35-39
Thank goodness I only had to read the first two sentences of that story
@@scrubbingdoubles8585 Rubbish!!!🤣🤣
All time favourite:
Waldorf (to Statler) "You slept through the whole show!"
Statler "You mean you stayed AWAKE for it?"
Waldorf and Stadler were way ahead of there time 😂😂
Missed the moment that Milton Berle was on:
Waldorf: "Hey Berle! I know what you're doin wrong! Standing too close to the audience!"
Berle: "Oh, okay!" *backs up a bit* "How's this?"
Waldorf: "Still too close!"
Berle: *backs up again* "Is this good?"
Waldorf: "A little more."
Berle: "Well, how far back do you want me to go?"
Waldorf: "...Ya got a car?"
Statler and Waldorf: "DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO!!"
I actually read that Berle wrote the lines for Statler and Waldorf.
“The comedian’s a bear”
“No he’s-a-not. He’s-a-wearing a tie !!”
Waldorf: You know you can really learn something from watching this show
Stantler: Are we watching the same show?
“What kind of act tries to drown the audience?”
“An act of mercy!”
Disney 2021: "Muppets are Racist - you must repent!"
Swedish Chef: "Vert Da Ferk?"
These two old farts were the best! Anyone who watched all the Muppet Show episodes knows there was NO PLEASING these nomogenarians unless the performer was Dianna Ross!
Waldorf liked John Denver before he did the show
The thing is these two are there every week since day one and even funded a new stage
Halpin2006 or Bernadette Peters
They were fans of Danny Kaye as well.
TheWickedWizardOfOz1
At the end of their first full-length feature (I think):
"So, what did you think of the movie?"
"I've seen soap that left a better film."
My favorite was always:
This show's good for what ails me.
Well, what ails ya?
Insomnia.
Nine is..that wasnt half bad...it wasnt half good either
Mine was only an audio, but it went:
Waldorf: That was wonderful!
Statler: Bravo!
Waldorf: I loved it!
Statler: Ah, it was great!
Waldorf: Well, it was pretty good.
Statler: Well, it wasn't bad.
Waldorf: There were parts of it that weren't very good, though.
Statler: It could have been a lot better.
Waldorf: I didn't really like it.
Statler: It was pretty terrible.
Waldorf: It was bad.
Statler: It was awful!
Waldorf: It was terrible!
Statler: Take it away!
Waldorf: Hey, boo!
Statler: Boo!
Silas Mortimer hahahaha this old guys are terrible
ScottishDiva lmao!
My favorite was In "The Muppets Take Manhattan." Waldorf" I got us tickets for the play." Statler "Are they good seats?" "I'll say they're for the next train out of town."
"We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie."
"Private screening room D."
"Private screening?"
"Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public."
Statler and Waldorf laugh.
"How'd you like the film?"
"I've seen DETERGENTS that leave a better film than THIS."
I love french singers.
I love french fries.
French fries? I don't get that.
Well, you didn't order any.
GameGuru That's hilarious!! I died!
Backdraft XIII I'll make the funeral arrangements. Burial or cremation?
That's one of my favorites.
XD
Alzheimer's effecting short term memory.
“Why do we always come here, I guess we’ll never know? It’s like a kind of torture, to have to watch the show!” My favorite line of the opening theme song.😂
One of my favorites was in the Muppet Labs sketch with Gilda Radner, after Dr. Honeydew applied a drop of tacky glue and then paused for a few seconds for the glue to set.
Statler: What are we waiting for?
Waldorf: For it to get tacky.
Statler: Another first on this show.
Waldorf: How's that?
Statler: It's the first time we've had to wait for it to get tacky.
"BRILLIANT!"
"Err, that was terrible."
"Well, it was good!"
"Eh, it was very bad."
"It was average."
"Uhh it was in the middle there."
"It wasn't that great."
"I kind of liked it."
"It was terrible!"
"I LOVED IT!"
"GET EM OFF!"
"MORE!"
There is one I was sure I would see on here. It went like this
Waldorf: Hey she wasn't to bad I'd like to hear her sing that in Tenor
Statler: Oh yeah? well whats Tenor?
Waldorf: Tenor eleven miles away
AhhahHahahahaha
TOO
CopperRaven Productions I
CopperRaven Productions
Came for that joke.
Another good one I can think of:
In the sketch, glue was being used, and the performer was telling the audience to wait a few seconds for the glue to get tacky.
At this, Statler and Waldorf chime in, in some order, something like this:
"Well, that's a fresh change of pace."
"What is?"
"It's the first time we've had to wait for something on this show to get tacky"
"BO HO HO HO HO!"
Guest "if you don't stop, I will call the usher."
Stabler "you can't. He's busy."
Guest doing what?"
Waldorf "making sure, nobody leaves"
Great vid. The original Muppet Show was funny as hell.
Agreed!!
How funny is hell?
Not very funny, at all!
Have you been there?
Briansgate Statler: How funny is hell?
Waldorf: It's not!
Both: A hahahahaha!
zemorph that's so them
Long before social media and Facebook, we had these legendary critics.
I missed:
- “The question is: What *is* a Man-nah man-nah?”
+ “The question is: Who cares?”
Unfortunately 98% of the internet trolls I met do not even get close to these two.
Lol!
Kermit: Ladies and Gentlemen. Statler and Waldorf, the two old men that sit up here have..-
Fozzie: Died
Kermit: Fozzie they have not
Fozzie: *Insert laugh here*
Savage lmao
Waldorf. “Hey, did you hear? Some angry SJWs want to censor this show!”
Statler. “Really, what for?”
Waldorf. “Well for one, some of them think Gonzos nose looks to phallic!”
Statler. “If they really have a whamadoodle that looks like Gonzos nose, this shows the least of their problems!”
Both. “DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!
the OG trolls
Someone should hire them to take care of internet trolls. Guaranteed ratings grabber!
They wouldn't take care of internet trolls they would be the internet trolls.
they would teach them how its done.
They're hecklers, not trolls.
You kids think anyone who has a witty comeback is a fucking troll.
Mallory Lauve yup
That was there charm they weren't dirty but still funny as heck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This is my favourite part of the show."
"What part is that?"
"The Credits!"
DOOOOOOH HOHOHOHOHOHO!
"That was it? It was dumb"
"It was pointless"
"It was... short..."
"We loved it!"
4:28 every SNL musical segment
"You know, I love french singers"
"I love french fries!"
"French fries, I don't get that?"
"You didn't order any"
Me: *nearly spews drink onto monitor* xD
Don't drink and drive but don't drink and watch eather.
Hehehhehehehe.....
No one:
Kokichi: 1:35
My favorite is when they spend an entire sketch heckling Milton Berle.
Here are a few more I would do:
Waldorf: You know Stat last week I was not feeling my usual self.
Statler: How come ?
Waldorf: I was feeling happy, I wanted to sing and dance. So I went to see a doctor.
Statler: What did he give you ?
Waldorf: A ticket for this show.
Statler: This show is no longer good.
Waldorf: When was it ever good ?
Statler: Last year.
Waldorf: Right when we had that blackout.
Statler: What are you reading ?
Waldorf: My divorce papers.
Statler: How did it go ?
Waldorf: I lost everything.
Statler: So why are you reding it now ?
Statler: Still more entertaining than this show.
Waldorf: You know the only thing my wife left me after the divorce ?
Statler: I'm guessing this week's ticket for this show.
Waldorf: Sometimes I ask myself if we don't like this show why do we come every week ?
Statler: Cause we feel so happy when it ends.
Waldorf: I should not have stopped smoking.
Statler: No, Wald, smoking is bad for your health.
Waldorf: Beats watching this.
Waldorf: Know what I was thinking about my life.
Statler: Yes, I know regrets and all that.
Waldorf: Yes, and my greatest regret was buying a ticket for this show.
Statler: I have a bigger regret.
Waldorf: What's that ?
Statler: Buying a ticket next to you.
I remember one episode when Statler didn't appear so Waldorf brought his wife (the Statler puppet in a wig) to see the show. Her name: Astoria.
Kermit: That figures.
"We entered a contest"
"Yeah, we lost. BOHOHOHO!"
Kermit:Statler and Waldorf, the two gentlemen who usually sit up here have…..
Fozzie: DIED! ( quickly takes off hat)
I lost it🤣🤣🤣
0:06
“You think this show constitutes cruelty to animals?”
“Not unless they’re watching it.”
My children will grow with this show. Doesn't matter that it made long time ago. Classical and hit of all times!
1:15 Pittsburgh is actually a very livable place to be. I should know.
My grandparents live there.
Waldorf: "When was the last time the Maple Leafs won a Stanley Cup?"
Statler: "I don't remember, do you?"
Waldorf: "I don't remember either! I do remember it happened before the first Moon Landing though!"
Statler: "Wasn't it also the last time they made the Final?"
Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
I think their funniest moment for me was:
*end of musical number 'Why can't we be friends' interrupted by machine gun fire. Camera shows Statler and Waldorf's box is now equipped with a machine gun and it is them doing the firing*
Statler: You missed 'em
Waldorf: No I didn't miss 'em, we were shooting blanks
*they laugh as the machine gun starts firing again. It tilts upwards and part of the roof falls down*
I fell off my chair laughing IRL when I first saw that scene as a kid.
I loved these two as a kid. Between them and watching old Groucho Marx movies and clips, I think I know where I got my sarcasm from
Another great insult comic was Don Rickles.
"I really liked that last number."
"Why?"
"It was the last number!"
Man, people have spent so many years saying Bert and Ernie are gay, but Statler and Waldorf are the representation we deserve!
@Democrats getting smoked in November Sorry, they're gay. They are gay now specifically BECAUSE it pisses you off so much that you left a whiny reply on an obvious joke comment that was more than a year old.
Missed:
S: The Legend of Robin Hood will never die!
W: No, but it sure got wounded pretty bad tonight.
--------
S: Author! Author!
W: Encore! A Work of Art!
S: Brilliant!
W: What was that about?
S: About a minute and a half.
-----
S: More! More!
W: Not so loud, they may hear you.
---
W: That number sure scared the pants off me.
S: Are you sure you didn't forget to put them on again?
----
W: Your impressions all sound the same.
Fozzy: I can't help it, they were all written by the same writer.
S: He's got a point there.
W: Yeah, on his head.
----
S: Well that was different
W: Yup.
S&W: Lousy, but different.
What about the time they insulted Milton Berle? That was hilarious!
That one has its own video! Its so good its impossible to just choose a few lines from it.
True lol.
It’s been nearly 2 decades since I religiously watched this show. And I’m quoting half of these along with them!
They were throwing shade before throwing shade was a thing.
LOL XD
Loved the muppets as a kid, and these two were the highlights.
These two should host the Oscars.
Narf!!
why do they remind me of Walter matthau and jack lemmon
My favorite all time sketch is when these 2 heckle Milton Berle. Oh man. It went on for a few minutes. I've never laughed so hard
Waldorf: Why do you think people watched Velma?
Statler: Well, people do like watching funny shows.
Waldorf: Huh, you think that show us funny?!
Statler: Like any other failure that big!
You left out my favorite:
Waldorf: Well, that was different.
Statler: Did you like it?
Waldorf: No.
Statler: Then it wasn't different!
Both: Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
I absolutely loved them. Statler looked like my friend's grandfather and he could mimic the voice too. ☺️
2:40 geez Waldorf really just backstabbed Statler with that one
Waldorf: You know what this show is getting better.
Statler: No it's just your eyesight getting worse.
Waldorf : They should have made this show last Thursday.
Statler: Why ?
Waldorf: There was a power outage.
Waldorf: They should have this show in the Pacific.
Statler: Where ? Hawaii maybe.
Waldorf: No just innn the Pacific.
Waldorf: This show is drowning faster than the Titanic.
Statler: I know and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
My spirit animals. 👍👍👏👏
"It used to be long and boring. Now it's short and boring."
"are they getting better or worse?"
Fozzie Bear is set for life as a performer after being trained in handling bad crowds by these guys.
What was that?
That was the medium sketch.
The medium sketch?
Yeah, it wasnt rare, and it certainly wasn't well done.
Waldorf: Hey Fozzie if you don't stop this I' m gonna call a doctor.
Fozzie: A Doctor ! Why ?
Statler: Cause you're dying on stage.
Waldorf: Hey Stat we better call the firefighters.
Statler: Oh is the theatre on fire ?
Waldorf: No, but the show need some rescuing.
Waldorf: Oh Frog stop this this is boring,
Statler: Yes give us something new.
Kermit: How about you two saying something positive for once. That would be new.
Waldorf: Positive ! Oh O.K. Kermit you are our favourite.
Statler: Yes ! Absolutely,
Kermit: Oh that was nice. Thanks guys.
Waldorf: Yes our absolute favourite.
Waldorf/ Statler: SUCKER
“Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens.”
“What?”
“It ends.”
*laughing*
Waldorf: Hey Stantler, is the show over?
Stantler: Yes, how did u like it?
Waldorf: I dont know, I slept through the whole thing
Stantler: Well you didnt miss much
Their best however is "Alright Frog, we watched your show!" "Yeah! Unlock the doors!"
Alright, I have one of the most stupid ideas known to man: have Statler and Waldorf insult songs from television shows/cartoons, even if they're great.
"Hey, here comes a thought."
"What is it?"
"Let's leave the theatre!"
"DOHOHOHOHO!"
Waldorf: Are we still rich ?
Statler: Yes.
Waldorf: So, why do we still come here ?
Statler: Cause we can afford to be eccentric.
Waldorf: Why doesn't the President come to watch this show ?
Statler: Cause he wants to be re-elected.
Waldorf: They should have this show on a beach.
Statler: Why ?
Waldorf: Cause they are not far off from drowning.
Waldorf: Know what Stat, I don't miss my younger years.
Statler: Me neither. I wouldn't endure this show if I still had good eyesight and hearing.
Statler: I think they should have a magician on this show.
Waldorf: No they don't need magic they need a miracle.
Waldorf: How long has this show been on air ?
Statler: Too long.
Waldorf: You know this show is still on air ?
Statler: On air! They shouldn't have it on sea or on land either !
Waldorf: What's a 'Muppet' ?
Statler: A puppet that can move.
Waldorf: What's puppet that can sing called ?
Statler: There is no such thing.
I love Statler and Waldorf 😂
Waldorf: This show used to have standards.
Statler: When was that ?
Waldorf: Before it was on.
Waldorf: This show needs new investment.
Statler: Yes it needs to invest in new actors, dancers, singers and material.
Waldorf: No it needs investment in a new audience so we wouldn't be here.
Waldorf: What's your favourite season ?
Statler: Summer cause this show is not on air.
Waldorf: How do you think that frog could give more heat to this show ?
Statler: By burning the theatre.
Waldorf: I heard the producer of this show died.
Statler: What did he die of ?
Waldorf: of Shame.
This is so freaky. i was watching a compilation of their funny insults and then i saw this. freaky. but funny as hell.
Computers remember what you do online and have algorithms based on the subject matter of the content to suggest other things it predicts you'd be interested in.
DAMIEN MILLS Yeah but I'm subbed to them. so it wasn't random it showed up in my Sub box lol.
I love these original trolls. These two Muppets were the reason I tuned in for. They're skit of roasting whoever was awesome. I always get a laugh out of them, and it never gets old.
Wow I remember watching this as a kid and looked forward to them every show…ah the good old days
my two favorite Muppets lol
“The question is, what is a ‘Mahna Mahna’?”
“The question is 'Who cares?’”
love them
No, you forgot this one...
Waldorf: "You know what the best part of this show is?"
Statler: "what's that?"
Waldorf: "The end.
Hahahahahaha!!!!
could've grabbed literally any 36 stalter and waldorf clips and this still would've worked.
"The question is, what IS a mahna mahna?"
"The question is, who cares!"
"That number raises some pertinent questions."
"Like 'Why did they do it?'"
I'm stealing that.
“Well he got it easy”
“He just shot himself on stage!”
“Yeah, less painful than the headache from listening to these jokes! DOH- HO HO HO”
Holy shit are these 2 hilarious.
paul grimwood I know right?
*STATLER:* I think that number raises a pertinent question.
*WALDORF:* What's that?
*STATLER:* Why did they _do_ it?!
*BOTH:* D'OHH HO HO HO HO HO!
*”The hecklers being complete savages 36 times”* would’ve been better
Absolutely ☑️ 100% !!
🎉😅👏
When I was young I didn't get any of thier jokes. Now that I'm old like them I get it all, and laughing my ass off
These dudes are examples that old people can be awesome in their own way!
It's like watching my late dad and father-in-law get together. They'd bicker like this all the time. 🤦♀️ I loved Statler and Waldorf.