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  • Опубліковано 4 вер 2022
  • When Poland does the asskicking.
    Music:
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    Let's get ridiculous-Sonic Mine Remix (looped):
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    Polish National Anthem:
    • Poland National Anthem...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 366

  • @dr.zombietickler1609
    @dr.zombietickler1609 Рік тому +1072

    Finally, he won

    • @talpperi
      @talpperi  Рік тому +118

      Lol even then people are gonna complain that I battle planned.

    • @jordanasparadoxproductions8401
      @jordanasparadoxproductions8401 Рік тому +30

      Still lost Danzig tho

    • @Bs_bg
      @Bs_bg Рік тому +41

      @@jordanasparadoxproductions8401 It's called Gdańsk, not danzing 😑

    • @jordanasparadoxproductions8401
      @jordanasparadoxproductions8401 Рік тому +41

      @@Bs_bg 🤓Uhg actully it's called Gdańsk. Dude okay i understand but i don't have a polish keyboard

    • @POMIDORR538
      @POMIDORR538 Рік тому +2

      WE

  • @yeeterdeleter4101
    @yeeterdeleter4101 Рік тому +1191

    Thank you for expanding Poland to
    It’s natural borders

    • @jakub2088
      @jakub2088 Рік тому +82

      Our natural borders end with Kamchatka

    • @shakeem444
      @shakeem444 Рік тому +62

      No natural polish borders end at Vladivostok

    • @jakub2088
      @jakub2088 Рік тому +22

      @@shakeem444 both Vladivostok and Kamchatka Peninsula

    • @yeeterdeleter4101
      @yeeterdeleter4101 Рік тому +17

      @@jakub2088 from anchorage Alaska, to the falklands, to the kamcatcha peninsula the sun never sets on the polish empire

    • @venefictor
      @venefictor Рік тому +13

      The Slavic people must be united.
      Need to go south and west in order to fully reunite.

  • @medbox_enjoyer
    @medbox_enjoyer Рік тому +559

    Poland: *kicks yugoslavia from faction*
    Yugoslavia: *proceeds to join the allies*

    • @thetman1097
      @thetman1097 Рік тому +23

      thanks, i didn't see the video

    • @medbox_enjoyer
      @medbox_enjoyer Рік тому +5

      ​@@thetman1097 yw

    • @Memedude_L1
      @Memedude_L1 Рік тому +6

      Poland feels like that one dude that thinks he is the main character when hes not

    • @medbox_enjoyer
      @medbox_enjoyer Рік тому +1

      @@Memedude_L1 yeah lol

    • @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508
      @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508 Рік тому +1

      @@Memedude_L1 *ekhm ekhm vienna 1613, Polish bolshevik war 1919, Monte casino and battle of britain *ekhm ekhm

  • @justalex2.0
    @justalex2.0 Рік тому +163

    this channel is such a gem glad I found it.

  • @minhtinnguen7713
    @minhtinnguen7713 Рік тому +85

    It is quite irony to see him won as a weak nation in this game but he always loses when he plays as a powerful nation.😂😂

    • @talpperi
      @talpperi  Рік тому +26

      That’s how it goes.

  • @lemapguy8642
    @lemapguy8642 Рік тому +45

    bruhs editing style is actually hilarious

  • @iskmati
    @iskmati Рік тому +38

    as Polish guy, i can say great Poland is wanted Poland

  • @goldenfreiza1035
    @goldenfreiza1035 Рік тому +183

    1:13 yep, that's what happens if you mess with the germans.
    Meanwhile the soviet generals: Stalin are we so fraking weak that the poles decide to attack us in order to avoid the germans?

    • @NSPAEX
      @NSPAEX Рік тому +3

      wehraboo

    • @JollibeeEnjoyer69
      @JollibeeEnjoyer69 Рік тому +11

      ​@@NSPAEX he is right tho, Germany is god damn op and so broken in HOI4, you really don't have time to prepare a fight against Germany before 1939 Danzig or war.

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd Рік тому +2

      @@JollibeeEnjoyer69 but i defeated germany before they even annexed austria. its hard but not impossible

    • @JollibeeEnjoyer69
      @JollibeeEnjoyer69 Рік тому +2

      @@QWERTY-gp8fd what difficulty you played as USSR?

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd Рік тому +3

      @@JollibeeEnjoyer69 not ussr.
      i played as poland on elite difficulty.

  • @stacker1557
    @stacker1557 Рік тому +17

    this is the most entertaining shit to watch on youtube i swear

  • @polishspy8778
    @polishspy8778 Рік тому +123

    chwała wielkiej polsce od bałtyku do władywostoku jest nieskończona

  • @cutedoggo5710
    @cutedoggo5710 Рік тому +53

    Thanks for doing Poland! :D

  • @fanfelixenu
    @fanfelixenu Рік тому +13

    *Międzymorze moment...*

  • @Homer-fc5fm
    @Homer-fc5fm Рік тому +31

    Our day has finally come,thank you friend for unleashing power of Polish Soul
    Take this Wódka and Pierogi as a gift

  • @IHDHI
    @IHDHI Рік тому +11

    thank u for making my country op

  • @jb-zl1pq
    @jb-zl1pq Рік тому +9

    Top quality content. Video will be bigger than Kingdom of Poland-Romania

  • @jonsnow6166
    @jonsnow6166 Рік тому +31

    last time I played Poland the germans lost about 600 000 manpower trying to take fort 4 city of cracov. this was sad to watch as germans continued attack with divisions without org

  • @its_nick8663
    @its_nick8663 Рік тому +16

    The equivalent to building a tower in 3 milliseconds when ur ab to die in fortnite

  • @Bravkacountryofniger
    @Bravkacountryofniger Рік тому +49

    1:15 my w polsce nie znamy pojęcia pokoju z wszelką cenę

    • @MartaWnuk
      @MartaWnuk Рік тому +3

      Dokładnie

    • @Young_Nationalist
      @Young_Nationalist Рік тому

      This reminded me that when you chose peace over war in Turkey, we were declared traitors.

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker Рік тому +3

    Fun fact Poland, probably one of the hardest nations to play has one of the easiest focus trees in the game, go communist and join the Russians, Germany will attack you and with the help from the red army and Germany inevitably also starting a war with the Allies it’s usually a easy win even for a noob like me

  • @ErickX22P
    @ErickX22P Рік тому +4

    I allways wondered why poland players never try to get along with Germany. Maybe they want it to be Hardcore.

    • @Light-20
      @Light-20 10 місяців тому +1

      when you pick poland in hoi4, you dont play poland, poland plays you

  • @thedon9247
    @thedon9247 Рік тому +4

    "The kingdom of romania has declared war on Romania"
    Romanian moment

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Рік тому +1

    The "Kingdom of Poland-Romania"? And that FLAG?!
    That's some classic Paradox insanity 😂👌

  • @Dragon-cw8dp
    @Dragon-cw8dp Рік тому +9

    Love it

  • @MysticFlourCookie999
    @MysticFlourCookie999 10 місяців тому

    11 months of this video with shieniganes with memes this is goated

  • @redjohn2523
    @redjohn2523 Рік тому

    After latest Rick&Morty episode I can't look at things with such faces without anxiety

  • @Dock284
    @Dock284 Рік тому +1

    Mongolia and Tuva just chilling
    Nothing to see here
    Comintern what's that haha?
    *intense sweating*

  • @CopePremium
    @CopePremium Рік тому

    God tier editing

  • @bilobaha
    @bilobaha Рік тому +4

    next: luxemburg experience

  • @GenBrony
    @GenBrony Рік тому

    Okay, I'm going to come back and one up this. I was working on it previously in R56 then it updated and I lost the save.
    Was fighting the war on both fronts against the Soviets and Germans. It was a slog fest but we were grinding them down by the tens of millions.

  • @Adamiy_
    @Adamiy_ Рік тому +1

    Masterclass

  • @olafchodowiec3139
    @olafchodowiec3139 Рік тому

    Aaaahhh Poland, the greatest speed pump in history - stakuiy

  • @godofsparta5050
    @godofsparta5050 Рік тому

    nice content bruv

  • @eli8922
    @eli8922 Рік тому +4

    Poland can into empire

  • @citogonzalez8177
    @citogonzalez8177 11 місяців тому

    *This time the speed bump has teeth*

  • @templex1624
    @templex1624 Рік тому

    Can't wait for Luxembourg in hoi4 be like!!!!

  • @Martin-ck9wf
    @Martin-ck9wf Рік тому +3

    W vid

  • @mihaisima481
    @mihaisima481 Рік тому +21

    This song makes me dance like is the end of the 80's

  • @sleetyhurdle300
    @sleetyhurdle300 Рік тому

    amazing

  • @Superiocrates
    @Superiocrates Рік тому

    Quality content

  • @simonrezak6019
    @simonrezak6019 5 місяців тому

    How it called the mode like dlc for having another country other like focus tree?

  • @Romergreg17
    @Romergreg17 Рік тому

    This is a brilliant video. #Stronk

  • @killerclown-df9lz
    @killerclown-df9lz Рік тому

    Awesome video!
    Can you do turkey next time

  • @ROTTENPIZZA812
    @ROTTENPIZZA812 Рік тому

    Switzerland: Sike that's the wrong number!!!!!

  • @czarnywilkgaming8255
    @czarnywilkgaming8255 10 місяців тому

    I'm so pro that when playing Poland two times I destroyed my country by civil war before WW2 even started

  • @TheBingusZone
    @TheBingusZone Рік тому

    Poland can into space. Poland has many space bow

  • @Polen_tag
    @Polen_tag 8 місяців тому

    Poland: Ive created the second polish lithunian empire

  • @benitomussolini9913
    @benitomussolini9913 Рік тому +4

    you know its gonna get real when Talpperi doesnt turn on iron man mode on

  • @oni2777
    @oni2777 Рік тому

    Great holy poland empier

  • @helenski9139
    @helenski9139 Рік тому

    --Speedruns miedzymorze-- (aka the intermaraniumiaun)

  • @neverwhere4983
    @neverwhere4983 Рік тому

    Wet pol-ACK dreams

  • @Ghjcxfb
    @Ghjcxfb Рік тому +2

    0:52 прикольный момент

  • @earthball2024
    @earthball2024 Рік тому

    You have to fight for danzig. Not surrender it.

  • @feitropSans
    @feitropSans Рік тому +1

    Красава😈👌

  • @Rexbatch500
    @Rexbatch500 Рік тому +8

    What is that dlc where you can play poland as monarchist anyway congraatulations for winning with poland i hope there will more of these funny videos so thanks

    • @talpperi
      @talpperi  Рік тому +6

      No Step Back gives Poland the big focus tree

    • @Rexbatch500
      @Rexbatch500 Рік тому +1

      Thanks

  • @Idunnowhoiam1
    @Idunnowhoiam1 Рік тому

    But legends say he still got clapped by world coz of history XD

  • @byly_fan_hedron_teamu
    @byly_fan_hedron_teamu Рік тому

    Good movie

  • @Oropher420
    @Oropher420 Рік тому

    2:03 LMAO 🤣 Poland betrayed Yugoslavia like the Allies did to them 😂

  • @SpaceFRce
    @SpaceFRce Рік тому +2

    *leaked stalin footage* bro i died
    XD

  • @adrian4626
    @adrian4626 Рік тому

    Can someone pls explain to me how i cancel the pleasant strike

  • @mihaimuscoiu7305
    @mihaimuscoiu7305 Рік тому +1

  • @MFO_Ny-7
    @MFO_Ny-7 Рік тому

    dzięki

  • @cyanfloy2473
    @cyanfloy2473 Рік тому

    Poland:Annex Mongolia afterwards

  • @YoureNotAloneTonight
    @YoureNotAloneTonight Рік тому

    When some Polish used Uno reverse card:

  • @thenewmann3775
    @thenewmann3775 Рік тому +2

    But, where is the fall of berlin ?

  • @axotrapiiiwielki2224
    @axotrapiiiwielki2224 Рік тому

    o my god thick poland have finally became true

  • @PolandOfficialChannel
    @PolandOfficialChannel 26 днів тому

    *Happy Ending*

  • @ur_daddyishere
    @ur_daddyishere 10 місяців тому

    Poland just become Dream☠️

  • @pugpugguy2588
    @pugpugguy2588 11 місяців тому

    Bro one day i was just trying to make the same borders as this video,but then i accidentaly created a civil war☠

  • @Polandballnotsafefromgermany

    We better call saul

  • @kurdishv1nce289
    @kurdishv1nce289 Рік тому

    Finally polska can into victory

  • @kapuzenfigur9288
    @kapuzenfigur9288 Рік тому +1

    Let's go pooland! 🥳🥳

  • @fr_2137
    @fr_2137 Рік тому +1

    pov. tymczasem ludzie z Polski:

  • @YarmoluK1
    @YarmoluK1 Рік тому

    RUSHAAAA!

  • @ziopeppecartagialla.1360
    @ziopeppecartagialla.1360 Рік тому

    Rip elizabeth 2

  • @retroplayer9114
    @retroplayer9114 Рік тому

    Nice

  • @JakubPol
    @JakubPol Рік тому

    As a polish person, I am happy

  • @yaboi672
    @yaboi672 Рік тому +2

    any guide on how to do this?

    • @talpperi
      @talpperi  Рік тому +3

      The whole strat is to surpass France with manpower in the field, mills, civs and dockyards to become a major.
      1. Start by building alternating between civs and mills
      2. Assemble the regency council and do the next focus after it
      3. Rush agrarian reform to get rid of the peasents strike
      4. Start training 48 cheap divisions, like cavalry
      5. Unite with Romania and merge governments
      6. Do industrial focuses and clamp down on danzing. Build ports if necessary to surpass France and deploy the 48 divisions (convert them to infantry)
      7. If youre quick, you should be able to become a major in April/May 1938. Then you can do the between the seas focus.
      8. After making the faction, finish the kingdom path by demanding slovakia and puppeting hungary.
      9. You should have some time to do the 35 day focuses to invite countries to your faction. I made it to Turkey before Germany demanded Danzig.
      From there you’re free to take on the germans or direct your attention east and later strike west (which I recommend, because otherwise the soviets will demand eastern poland)

  • @servus2252
    @servus2252 Рік тому

    Me a german rooting for Poland :P
    We still have East prussia and i'm quite sure the polish are satisfied as well.
    Now i can go to sleep thats enough internet for today

  • @legocapitanrex2617
    @legocapitanrex2617 Рік тому +2

    Polska górą

  • @theranger5064
    @theranger5064 Рік тому

    greater Poland

  • @dapizzasnake8462
    @dapizzasnake8462 Рік тому

    I actually won as militarist poland without the dlc so smaller focus tree, ended up invading the czechs before germany ate it and puppeted bohemia, so germany attacked me when they demanded it, they were unready for war, and I had peacefully taken the baltics army by demand before that, they all gave in, so I had a large army. ended up holding germans in stalemate, the ussr demanded east poland and I said no, ended up holding 2 fronts (somehow.) Then germany died from me and the allies, I invaded the ussr by myself, then, giga poland.

  • @dumy_black2001
    @dumy_black2001 Рік тому

    I m Romanian and i m proud of you bro

  • @ammelodiana5664
    @ammelodiana5664 Рік тому

    0:52 take my like

  • @theeternalsuperstar3773
    @theeternalsuperstar3773 Рік тому +1

    It's so cursed when Germany has Danzig, but no Posen... too long.

    • @themackie2763
      @themackie2763 Рік тому +1

      Normal for me because a majority of poles live in Poznań

    • @theeternalsuperstar3773
      @theeternalsuperstar3773 Рік тому

      @@themackie2763 I know, but the boarders just look cursed/awkward.

    • @SLG-jt1rd
      @SLG-jt1rd Рік тому +3

      @@theeternalsuperstar3773 i know we should ignore culture and language and just make pretty borders

    • @theeternalsuperstar3773
      @theeternalsuperstar3773 Рік тому

      @@SLG-jt1rd don't patronize me please.

    • @SLG-jt1rd
      @SLG-jt1rd Рік тому

      @@theeternalsuperstar3773 it’s a joke calm down

  • @DavidTheHated
    @DavidTheHated Рік тому

    Bro imagine the tripartite German, Ussr and Usa, Rip the world.

  • @tesk2323
    @tesk2323 Рік тому

    nice

  • @Ameliaily
    @Ameliaily Рік тому

    gopnik ate my breakfast :c

  • @snoopysnax2291
    @snoopysnax2291 Рік тому +1

    Bread.

  • @ContentPolice112
    @ContentPolice112 Рік тому

    Remember! Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła ☠️🚫 🇵🇱

  • @PossessedPotatoBird
    @PossessedPotatoBird Рік тому

    Thanks Sweden

  • @lindastabler4297
    @lindastabler4297 Рік тому

    Bring me back

  • @0AnotherHuman0
    @0AnotherHuman0 Рік тому

    Poland stronk

  • @hitgub1533
    @hitgub1533 Рік тому

    Try Aussa Sultanate next time😆

  • @slavialusk127
    @slavialusk127 Рік тому

    Czechoslovakia in hoi 4 be like

  • @polandhdmapping9363
    @polandhdmapping9363 Рік тому

    How tf he lost against germany with Międzymorze💀💀💀

  • @diegovildosola8295
    @diegovildosola8295 Рік тому

    10/10

  • @kasym821
    @kasym821 Рік тому

    How do you make such a font, bro?

  • @zichenghan7585
    @zichenghan7585 5 місяців тому

    I love diplomacy

  • @user-hv7my8we3v
    @user-hv7my8we3v 6 місяців тому

    Send me that save game

  • @warshilamohamed6603
    @warshilamohamed6603 Рік тому

    What’s the games names guys tho?,it looks fun