@@zengao Well, let’s put it this way. There’s masculine males (or Alpha males) & sigma males. Masculine males are pretty much self-explanatory. They’re males that obtain open mindsets, good self-care, generous, confident but not arrogant, good knowledge about friendships & relationships, awareness of mistakes and learning from them, etc. Y’know, someone like Kuai Liang Scorpion. Sigma males, on the other hand, are males who try *_WAY_* too hard to be masculine. These men understand the masculine principles in an over-exaggerated way that they get the wrong idea, therefore they come off as arrogant, egotistical, self-centered, in even worse cases if some are too into the sigma lifestyle, either sexists or degenerates. The Oddverse Johnny Cage fits right in. I find that segment of the video hilarious for two reasons aside from Johnny switching the roasts. 1. Johnny Cage is literally calling Kenshi arrogant/narcissistic. 2. That’s ironic, since he’s the one that is very self-centered and egotistical. He literally fundled Kitana with Kurtis if you catch my drift.
@@josephrinnesot In addition to that, the people who say they wanna be sigma males are people who *don’t* know the difference between masculine men and sigma men and think it’s the same thing 😐
Is Kung Jin straight or gay in that timeline? Cause I remembered in one of those MK11 AI videos, Jacqui did mentioned that Takeda dumped her for Kung Jin
@@ninvdoonf8542 The Outworld’s princesses are starting to get into Earthrealm’s content. All we gotta hope is they have a level of understanding like Reiko, but *_not_* use it unwisely like him.
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Honestly seeing Tundra quite furious like that because of the complaints is seriously hilarious 🤣 It makes me remember that MK11 Ai Voice video where Tundra has a beef with Scorpion because he said “a flaming turd probably taste 10 times better” 🤣
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past? Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?! *CLASH* Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick- Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE! Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness- Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you!
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star! Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off! *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”? Reptile: I’ll explain later! Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there! Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Reptile: why won’t you let me join this “lizard league”, Nolan? Omni-Man: because they’re weak as hell, syzoth! *CLASH* Tremor: please, how weak are they? Omni-Man: ONE OF THEM LOST TO A GIANT FISH! Shujinko: what is a “lizard league”? Reptile: honestly I don’t want to join anymore so don’t worry about it.
Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!* Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all! *CLASH* Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink! Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?! Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again? Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!
Noob Saibot is returning and he’s Bi-Han… again 😑; if MK12 is open to the konsept of “Scorpion!Kuai Liang” even though Kuai Liang has been Sub-Zero for far longer, then why is MK not considering the konsept of “Noob Saibot!Hanzo Hasashi” which was popular before MK12’s official release?
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?! Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of- Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR! Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed. Rain: oh shit- *sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain* Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Bi han: who the hell are you!? Alternate Bi han: I am the king of the shadows and im here to take Sareena **CLASH** Alternate scorpion: she is the perfect for you,my king Alternate Bi han: she will be my queen in my timeline. Kuai lang subzero: like hell were giving her to you Bi han: SHES MINE AND YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HER FROM ME!!!
@@Mattz5407 If the definition of “Cryomancer” is someone who has Ice based Powers (from the root word *cyro*) whereas the definition of “Umbramancer” is someone who has Darkness/Shadow based Powers (from the root word *umbra*); found here 4:23 I wrote my comment thinking about your idea of a potential mirror match for Bi-Han since several Timelines interacting with one another are a thing now in MK also the concept of Bi-Han having both Ice & Shadow Powers simultaneously (last of which is seen in his MK Armageddon Tower Ending) as a result of both bad experiences and character development is such a Kool (HA!) idea to just waste away
God I HOPE the actual voice actors don't try to fight against these kinds of channels. These are so dang entertaining that it would be a shame that they would be at risk of being erased just because it contains usage of AI. Also, Female Khameleon as a Karen? LOVE that decision so dang much!😂
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab? Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab! *CLASH* Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one- Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH! Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?* Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Johnny: Not gonna lie, straight Mileena is starting to grow on me. Kenshi: You know she probably has teeth down there too, right? CLASH Sektor: According to my calculations, Mileena has approximately- Kenshi: Why would you wanna calculate that!? Shujinko: For once, I actually don't want to know... Johnny: That is legitimately concerning.
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos! Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER! *CLASH* Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes! Kenshi: blindness has its benefits… Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?! Havik: SILENCE!
Havik: I WILL BE NOTICED! CHAOS WILL... Kenshi: I'm blind, not deaf. Clash Frost: Your thirst for recognition rivals mine. Havik: I HAVE NO EQUAL! Kenshi: You are not prepared! Sonya: Uh, is this Mortal Kombat or World of Warcraft we're in right now?
Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER! Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~ *CLASH* Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?! Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~ Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!
Shang Tsung:Why are you so upset,Reiko? Reiko: You're cheating while playing Smash Brother by stealing my moves CLASH Shujinko:What type of moves you stole while smashing Reiko's bro- Shang Tsung:Try ask Apep about it... Shujinko:Fuck you,Shang! Khameleon: It's your first time losing & you need to upgrade your training Reiko:Said the one who plagiarized someone's moves Shang Tsung,Shujinko, Khameleon:SHUT UP,NOOB! 4th Wall moment: Bi-Han sneeezing someone called his 'name'
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
You know, I actually want to see Raiden and Kitana play something like Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes or Operation Tango since they require teamwork. It could get them closer
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?! Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place? *CLASH* Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO! Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?! Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi… Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”?
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of? Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it! *CLASH* Goro: is that why you’re so fa- Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO! Cyrax: according to my statistics- Reptile: you mean like this?! *reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao* Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber! Reptile: YAY!
Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~ Rain: really?! Can I meet them?! *CLASH* Sonya: aww! Cute! Rain: I really want to meet them! Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t- Quan Chi: here he is~ *Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain* Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~
Scorpion #1: hello, scorpion! I am scorpion! Scorpion #2: no you are not! I am scorpion! *CLASH* Scorpion #1 (kameo): he’s right, scorpion! He is scorpion! Scorpion #1: thank you, scorpion! Scorpion #2 (kameo): hello, scorpion! I am scorpion! Scorpion #2: he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, I’M SCORPION! Are there any other scorpions I need to know about?! *scorpion #1 performed his “gang war” fatality on scorpion #2*
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Havik: if I can heal myself after losing limbs, does that mean I can’t die?! Geras: I don’t know, I’m a fixed point in time! What’s your excuse?! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, Havik is capable of- Geras: quiet, Sektor! Darrius: damn, bro! You’re basically a god! Havik: hell yeah! I am immortal!- *geras performs his “just rip it off” brutality on havik* Geras: “immortal”, hmm? Havik: still… alive… Geras: damn it…
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?! Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah! *CLASH* Tremor: I don’t think she likes that- Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR! Cyrax: order 69? Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66! Cyrax: yes, empress. *Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
Omni Man: Onaga is so damn cute! Can I keep him? Lui Kang: Absolutely not! I've seen what you do to anything you consider a pet! CLASH! Goro: In his defense- Lui Kang: QUIET, YOU ZOOPHILIC SICKO! Omni Man: What is a "zoophilic"? Shujinko: I'll explain later.
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas…
"The shadows will consume you" now i just need an absurd clash dialogue where The Shadow Demon (Enenra or mb new one) says smth like "Hello, your body looks tasty"
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei! Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~ *CLASH* Motaro: that was not funny, li mei. Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry! Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND! Sektor: with pleasure. Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank- *Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei* Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go… Mileena: what? Sektor: nothing!
General Shao: Killing is my hobby Raiden! Raiden: I...do kind of get that feeling from you, General Shao. *CLASH* Shujinko: Killing is his hobby? Raiden: It's not too late to fight for peace, General Shao. Jax:You know, Raiden's got a- General Shao: I don't want peace. I WANT PROBLEMS, ALWAYS!
Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~ Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!* *CLASH* Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex! Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!* Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks! Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento! Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit! *CLASH* Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right? Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it! Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right? Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Kenshi: "You know youre making shit worse releasing a female Johnny." Liu Kang: "...your not sexist are you?" CLASH Kung Lao: "Are you sexist?" Kenshi: "Im married so what so you think?" Stryker: "She better be hot, cause if so I will-" Liu Kang: NO NO NO NO NO NO-"
Johnny Cage: so, my director’s making a new TV show called “Hazbin Hotel”! You want in?~ Ashrah: IT WOULD BE AN HONOR! *CLASH* Sareena: I want in too! Ashrah: feel free to join me! Stryker: isn’t that the show with the gay insect? Johnny Cage: that’s weird, I don’t remember inviting D’vorah to auditions!
Ashrah is so funny and adorable with reptile and I love Johnny always clowning with kenshi, also why do I see Johnny even denying another date with Khamelon cause of her attitude and she asks Stryker to arrest him
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now… Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind… *CLASH* Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~ Scorpion: quiet, sonya! Sareena: um… can I get some too? Smoke: welcome to the rebellion…
Liu Kang: "Your counsel in this timeline's Outworld is most welcome, First Constable." Li Mei: "Better _this one_ than in any other." Kurtis: "Boom! He got you Li Mei!" Liu Kang: "What? Liu Kang, what is he talking about?" Scorpion: "Is this going to be another running gag?" Liu Kang: "Not if I have anything to say about it!" Li Mei: "What is happening?"
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~ General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO! *CLASH* Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man! Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking! Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier? General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO! Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way!
wow unlike bi han, ashrah actually admits her jealousy
Not necessarily a surprise for me, she’s much more humble too.
Khameleon and Reptile are a better ship than Ashrah anyway
@@coomerslayer69 Bit your tongue, Khameleon should obviously be with Kung Lao.
@@josephrinnesotyes she is.
@@coomerslayer69I agree, they're suit each other.
Johnny Cage flipping the tables on Kenshi is something I find impossible for me not to like 😂
Can you explain whats something wrong about sigma male?
In the internet, I just found everyone wanna become sigma male
@@zengao Well, let’s put it this way. There’s masculine males (or Alpha males) & sigma males.
Masculine males are pretty much self-explanatory. They’re males that obtain open mindsets, good self-care, generous, confident but not arrogant, good knowledge about friendships & relationships, awareness of mistakes and learning from them, etc. Y’know, someone like Kuai Liang Scorpion.
Sigma males, on the other hand, are males who try *_WAY_* too hard to be masculine. These men understand the masculine principles in an over-exaggerated way that they get the wrong idea, therefore they come off as arrogant, egotistical, self-centered, in even worse cases if some are too into the sigma lifestyle, either sexists or degenerates. The Oddverse Johnny Cage fits right in.
I find that segment of the video hilarious for two reasons aside from Johnny switching the roasts.
1. Johnny Cage is literally calling Kenshi arrogant/narcissistic.
2. That’s ironic, since he’s the one that is very self-centered and egotistical. He literally fundled Kitana with Kurtis if you catch my drift.
I’m sorry I had to make a *WHOLE* essay to explain, but yeah.
@@josephrinnesot thank brother, you explained it very well
@@josephrinnesot In addition to that, the people who say they wanna be sigma males are people who *don’t* know the difference between masculine men and sigma men and think it’s the same thing 😐
"I'm gonna SMASH everyone!"
-Reiko (2024)
@@metaknight402 I did at first lol
"And don't take that out of context!"
The twist of 34th Mileena being straight is downright hilarious
Also the fact that being straight is weird and frowned upon in that universe
and I would be happy to date her
@@luckyjoe8951 Frankly same
Is Kung Jin straight or gay in that timeline? Cause I remembered in one of those MK11 AI videos, Jacqui did mentioned that Takeda dumped her for Kung Jin
@@AmericaChavez17 Well if we go by the logic of everyone who was gay in the main timeline being straight, then 34th Jin is probably straight as well
Did Yukona Scorpion just forshadow Noob Saibot? That was pretty clever.
i SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO called it!
That’s basically the best part of the video
heh, sounds like Bi-Han is on thin Ice at this point so he better watch out
We don’t know if it’s the factual truth or just a threat. But still pretty ominous regardless
Noob Saibot is leaked to be dlc and to show up in the story expansion
The fact that Reiko asks Shao and he responds like a dad is hilarious
At least Reiko recognize double meanings 💀
I feel like it’s the best thing Reiko has ever done in the series persé. 😂
He learned from the time he said the same thing earlier
I love when some outworlders understand earthrealm culture more than others, especially reiko
@@ninvdoonf8542 The Outworld’s princesses are starting to get into Earthrealm’s content. All we gotta hope is they have a level of understanding like Reiko, but *_not_* use it unwisely like him.
"Wait - Goro, that's gay!"
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
For the millionth time, *THIS* is ai voice material!
@@josephrinnesot
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Odd Giant should do this
Honestly seeing Tundra quite furious like that because of the complaints is seriously hilarious 🤣
It makes me remember that MK11 Ai Voice video where Tundra has a beef with Scorpion because he said “a flaming turd probably taste 10 times better” 🤣
You're right loool
Right? The similarities are clear!
“You dare insult a man’s Ice cream?!”
@@ajf7268 “WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, SNOWFLAKE?!”
Is Tundra just Kuai Liang from the old Universe or is he from Chaii Tea’s videos?
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
😂
**proceeds to throw a gallon of milk at Tomas**
OddGiantAF has to make this one; it's just gold!
@@jacktheomnithere2127
Thank you very much!
@@noahblair3020 "what can i say except you're welcome!"
I loved the D'Vorah reference in that Liu/Li Mei intro
I'm fully confident johnny and kenshi would pull pranks on each other in the actual game 😂
That last scene was delightfully creepy. Yukonna Kuai Liang is actually terrifying. Well done as always!
Kuai Liang is scorpion I am a ssj
0:57 Everyone: *Proceeds to take that out of context*
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past?
Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?!
*CLASH*
Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick-
Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE!
Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness-
Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you!
this one looks epic 😂😂😂😂 no wonder why the mk11 and mk10 johnny cage keeps saying that Mileena and Baraka getting mate up 😂😂😂😅😅
Sub-Zero and Khameleon: *Manager vs Karen Battle*
Shang Tsung: 👁👄👁
You know it's fucked up when a scammer of all people has nothing to say.
@@sk_hermit1809he’s just…frozen solid at such a exchange
0:31 NANIIIIII?!? Gentleman we got em
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star!
Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off!
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”?
Reptile: I’ll explain later!
Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there!
Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Oh, this one gotta be used.
@@Nemesis0033
Thank you!
Bruh, we NEED this!
@@BarsusDraco
Thank you!
Tbf this one really fits the style of these custom intros pretty nicely
Reptile: why won’t you let me join this “lizard league”, Nolan?
Omni-Man: because they’re weak as hell, syzoth!
*CLASH*
Tremor: please, how weak are they?
Omni-Man: ONE OF THEM LOST TO A GIANT FISH!
Shujinko: what is a “lizard league”?
Reptile: honestly I don’t want to join anymore so don’t worry about it.
Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!*
Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all!
*CLASH*
Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink!
Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?!
Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again?
Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!
"And don't take that out of context!"
But we could. And we did. And soon after we would witness Reiko smash everyone.
Holy shit that foreshadowing at the end was clever, considering the data mining leaks that came out.
Noob Saibot is returning and he’s Bi-Han… again 😑; if MK12 is open to the konsept of “Scorpion!Kuai Liang” even though Kuai Liang has been Sub-Zero for far longer, then why is MK not considering the konsept of “Noob Saibot!Hanzo Hasashi” which was popular before MK12’s official release?
1:46 Love the D'Vorah shout out (Kelly Hu voices D'Vorah and Li Mei)
Madam Bo also
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?!
Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of-
Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR!
Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed.
Rain: oh shit-
*sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain*
Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
1:49 This One is even better knowing Li Mei is voiced by D'Vorah's VA.
Reiko: complaining that his life sucks to a victim of an illness that transforms him horrifically into a flesh eating monster
Real smooth
Bi han: who the hell are you!?
Alternate Bi han: I am the king of the shadows and im here to take Sareena
**CLASH**
Alternate scorpion: she is the perfect for you,my king
Alternate Bi han: she will be my queen in my timeline.
Kuai lang subzero: like hell were giving her to you
Bi han: SHES MINE AND YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HER FROM ME!!!
Wow this idea, Umbra!Bi-Han going all Regime!Superman on OddVerse!Bi-Han because he has lost his Sareena
@alsuvarnadvipadanargentum1743 I have no idea who umbra! bi han is but he sounds interesting
@@Mattz5407
If the definition of “Cryomancer” is someone who has Ice based Powers (from the root word *cyro*) whereas the definition of “Umbramancer” is someone who has Darkness/Shadow based Powers (from the root word *umbra*); found here 4:23
I wrote my comment thinking about your idea of a potential mirror match for Bi-Han since several Timelines interacting with one another are a thing now in MK also the concept of Bi-Han having both Ice & Shadow Powers simultaneously (last of which is seen in his MK Armageddon Tower Ending) as a result of both bad experiences and character development is such a Kool (HA!) idea to just waste away
@@alsuvarnadvipadanargentum1743 nice
God I HOPE the actual voice actors don't try to fight against these kinds of channels. These are so dang entertaining that it would be a shame that they would be at risk of being erased just because it contains usage of AI.
Also, Female Khameleon as a Karen? LOVE that decision so dang much!😂
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
*CLASH*
Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Scorpion actually laughing at one of johnny's jokes is adorable LMFAO
Oddgiant AF.
I just wanna say that you're doing a great job. With these Custom AI characters interaction.
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab?
Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab!
*CLASH*
Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one-
Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH!
Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?*
Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
this is a good one
@@chickenz2695
Thanks!
@@noahblair3020 Do one with Geras in it
Johnny: Not gonna lie, straight Mileena is starting to grow on me.
Kenshi: You know she probably has teeth down there too, right?
CLASH
Sektor: According to my calculations, Mileena has approximately-
Kenshi: Why would you wanna calculate that!?
Shujinko: For once, I actually don't want to know...
Johnny: That is legitimately concerning.
@@ellisi6439
Just did!
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos!
Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER!
*CLASH*
Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes!
Kenshi: blindness has its benefits…
Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?!
Havik: SILENCE!
Havik: I WILL BE NOTICED! CHAOS WILL...
Kenshi: I'm blind, not deaf.
Clash
Frost: Your thirst for recognition rivals mine.
Havik: I HAVE NO EQUAL!
Kenshi: You are not prepared!
Sonya: Uh, is this Mortal Kombat or World of Warcraft we're in right now?
Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER!
Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~
*CLASH*
Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?!
Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~
Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!
Shang Tsung:Why are you so upset,Reiko?
Reiko: You're cheating while playing Smash Brother by stealing my moves
CLASH
Shujinko:What type of moves you stole while smashing Reiko's bro-
Shang Tsung:Try ask Apep about it...
Shujinko:Fuck you,Shang!
Khameleon: It's your first time losing & you need to upgrade your training
Reiko:Said the one who plagiarized someone's moves
Shang Tsung,Shujinko, Khameleon:SHUT UP,NOOB!
4th Wall moment: Bi-Han sneeezing someone called his 'name'
I do love the healthy working out of things between Ashrah and Syzoth
0:54 IT WAS ALREADY TAKEN SO OUTTA CONTEXT 😂
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
3:21 Johnny: I’ll Explain Later 💀
The end foreshadowing Noob Saibot which makes me wonder if that will still happen in the new timeline games.
You know, I actually want to see Raiden and Kitana play something like Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes or Operation Tango since they require teamwork. It could get them closer
A straight Mileena? I volunteer as tribute!
yes
Tbf she IS bisexual in canon, so-
Dids for Mileena
I volunteer aswell!
Hahahaha
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Tanya: what is a harem?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
I dunno, I feel like Shujinko would know what a harem is
@@langyingthats why he says I'll explain later
@@dwayneshy9531 OH! I read that wrong
@@langying
😂
2:42 UH OH... Shang Tsung is getting some dirty ideas... 😮
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
*CLASH*
Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
3:12
Awww, that's so wholesome and sweet!
...now make out passionately.
I love this arc of Reiko playing Smash
I wonder who he mains, my first guess would be Ganondorf but knowing how competitive Reiko is he'd go for someone top tier.
@@MoonlightStrider if it's Ultimate, he's a Steve main lmao
@@WalkBesideMe Raiden complained to him to stop using Bayonetta.
Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?!
Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place?
*CLASH*
Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO!
Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?!
Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi…
Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”?
1:36 Say That To Bi-Han I Dare You 💀
I need more Reiko-Shao father-son clashes, they are great
2:28 I Swear Khameleon Has Me Crying Laughing 😂
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of?
Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it!
*CLASH*
Goro: is that why you’re so fa-
Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO!
Cyrax: according to my statistics-
Reptile: you mean like this?!
*reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao*
Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber!
Reptile: YAY!
Poor Syzoth, having to put up with Khameleon loool
Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~
Rain: really?! Can I meet them?!
*CLASH*
Sonya: aww! Cute!
Rain: I really want to meet them!
Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t-
Quan Chi: here he is~
*Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain*
Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~
3:37 probably my favorite just for the ending
2:33 THIS GUY GONE BERSERKLY RAGING
2:20 best dialogue i've ever heard.
Scorpion #1: hello, scorpion! I am scorpion!
Scorpion #2: no you are not! I am scorpion!
*CLASH*
Scorpion #1 (kameo): he’s right, scorpion! He is scorpion!
Scorpion #1: thank you, scorpion!
Scorpion #2 (kameo): hello, scorpion! I am scorpion!
Scorpion #2: he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, I’M SCORPION! Are there any other scorpions I need to know about?!
*scorpion #1 performed his “gang war” fatality on scorpion #2*
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!*
Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han!
*CLASH*
Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate!
Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!*
Kenshi: um…
Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it!
*sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”*
Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO…
Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
I love how Khameleon is bipolar it fits her perfectly
Havik: if I can heal myself after losing limbs, does that mean I can’t die?!
Geras: I don’t know, I’m a fixed point in time! What’s your excuse?!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, Havik is capable of-
Geras: quiet, Sektor!
Darrius: damn, bro! You’re basically a god!
Havik: hell yeah! I am immortal!-
*geras performs his “just rip it off” brutality on havik*
Geras: “immortal”, hmm?
Havik: still… alive…
Geras: damn it…
_Perfection_
@@ellisi6439
Thank you!
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?…
Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking…
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too*
Scorpion: what is going on?!
Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice-
Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?!
Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I don’t think she likes that-
Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR!
Cyrax: order 69?
Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66!
Cyrax: yes, empress.
*Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
How do you come up with such gold? I've just read a bunch of yours and they've got me rolling
Omni Man: Onaga is so damn cute! Can I keep him?
Lui Kang: Absolutely not! I've seen what you do to anything you consider a pet!
CLASH!
Goro: In his defense-
Lui Kang: QUIET, YOU ZOOPHILIC SICKO!
Omni Man: What is a "zoophilic"?
Shujinko: I'll explain later.
@@AdeptJR1797
It’s just a gift, I guess!
3:32
Johnny Cage: Kenshi, apparently.
2:23 so here we finally have Sub Zero Kuai Liang from alternative timeline(mk11)? Will Hanzo be too (Scorpion skin from Season 1)?
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I think he’s serious-
Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
Darrius: Havik?~
Havik: remember what I promised you…
*Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: merry Christmas…
"The shadows will consume you"
now i just need an absurd clash dialogue where The Shadow Demon (Enenra or mb new one) says smth like "Hello, your body looks tasty"
Bi-Han is VERY much the jealous type
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~
Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe.
Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders!
Motaro: you’re actually using them?
Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei!
Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~
*CLASH*
Motaro: that was not funny, li mei.
Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry!
Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND!
Sektor: with pleasure.
Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank-
*Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei*
Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go…
Mileena: what?
Sektor: nothing!
General Shao: Killing is my hobby Raiden!
Raiden: I...do kind of get that feeling from you, General Shao.
*CLASH*
Shujinko: Killing is his hobby?
Raiden: It's not too late to fight for peace, General Shao.
Jax:You know, Raiden's got a-
General Shao: I don't want peace. I WANT PROBLEMS, ALWAYS!
i like the detail of Khameleon’s captions changing based of off whatever color she is in the scene
ashrah being jealous was a treat
Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~
Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!*
*CLASH*
Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex!
Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!*
Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks!
Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
This one is horny asf
I like it
they both deserve a break from the $#1t they get.
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento!
Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit!
*CLASH*
Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right?
Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it!
Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right?
Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
More of the Tyrannicals please! Would like to see Master Carlton's plot delved into a little more.
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu?
Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man.
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!*
Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man.
Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda-
Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Kenshi: "You know youre making shit worse releasing a female Johnny."
Liu Kang: "...your not sexist are you?"
CLASH
Kung Lao: "Are you sexist?"
Kenshi: "Im married so what so you think?"
Stryker: "She better be hot, cause if so I will-"
Liu Kang: NO NO NO NO NO NO-"
Ashrah and Syzoth are adorable
Lmao
"No one asked for your opinion Hetero!"
3:56 LMAO
1:00 And then I took it out of context
4:36 Is that a noob saibot reference?
That is definitely a noob saibot reference
I'm so happy someone finally pointed that out
Johnny Cage: so, my director’s making a new TV show called “Hazbin Hotel”! You want in?~
Ashrah: IT WOULD BE AN HONOR!
*CLASH*
Sareena: I want in too!
Ashrah: feel free to join me!
Stryker: isn’t that the show with the gay insect?
Johnny Cage: that’s weird, I don’t remember inviting D’vorah to auditions!
Ahh that little subtle reference to ChhaiTea's timeline where D'vora disguises herself as Li Mei.
This one is impressed that you remember that plot point.
@@ChhaiTea i recently binged your series up to the recent episode.
0:07 don’t lie now reptile you dated her you know the personality
2:13 Yes it do!
0:17 sounds like Johnny needs couples counseling…
Reiko in war against everyone in ssb feels like irl and in fictional at the same time
Ashrah is so funny and adorable with reptile and I love Johnny always clowning with kenshi, also why do I see Johnny even denying another date with Khamelon cause of her attitude and she asks Stryker to arrest him
These are currently my favorite videos on youtube. Everytime I see a new one in my notifications I get hyped!
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now…
Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind…
*CLASH*
Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~
Scorpion: quiet, sonya!
Sareena: um… can I get some too?
Smoke: welcome to the rebellion…
Khameleon is a hilarious addition
1:14 Shujinko:What Is A Sigma Male? 💀
“Men who identify as sigma often enjoy their own company, don't conform to societal norms, and are described as a lone wolf.
2:57
Liu Kang: "Your counsel in this timeline's Outworld is most welcome, First Constable."
Li Mei: "Better _this one_ than in any other."
Kurtis: "Boom! He got you Li Mei!"
Liu Kang: "What? Liu Kang, what is he talking about?"
Scorpion: "Is this going to be another running gag?"
Liu Kang: "Not if I have anything to say about it!"
Li Mei: "What is happening?"
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah?
Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth.
*CLASH*
Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~
Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~
Goro: so she’s seriously into-
Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
i would love to hear them say this
@@Khameleon123
Thank you very much!
@@noahblair3020 Of course I think it's a good idea, mainly because I ship Syzoth and Khameleon, but I also just genuinely like the idea
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~
General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO!
*CLASH*
Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man!
Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking!
Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier?
General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO!
Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way!