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  • The worst thing a bloke can forget is his wedding anniversary!
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    Taken from Big: Live At The 02 - Lee Evans Big - UK Tour is just that, his biggest comedy tour ever, taking in over 59 dates in the UK's biggest arenas and playing to over 500,000 people. Three years on since his record-breaking XL tour Lee has pulled out all the stops to make this his funniest, most spectacular, biggest performance to date. Lee Evans - Big - Live at the O2 was recorded at London's O2 Arena where Lee played 5 sell-out nights in 2008 to over 80,000 people.
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  • @morlokkurak4763
    @morlokkurak4763 2 роки тому +124

    When he slowly pulled the microphone away to illustrate not hearing the wife... 😂😂😂😂😂 I was on the floor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheCardude98
      @TheCardude98 2 роки тому +4

      It perfectly describes when you just zone out

    • @Dude-1689
      @Dude-1689 Рік тому

      That's exactly what happens 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @darrenroberts965
      @darrenroberts965 Рік тому +3

      A total master of using the mic as a prop 🤩🤩

  • @rcbloke778
    @rcbloke778 2 роки тому +147

    There's comedians that can hold a crowd then there's Lee Evans, no other comedian can hold a crowd like him, absolute legend

    • @colepayne7988
      @colepayne7988 Рік тому

      Jimmy carr
      Roy chubby brown
      Frankie Boyle

    • @jay13482
      @jay13482 Рік тому +3

      @@colepayne7988 I think he means as constantly. Every 10seconds lee has the crowd in hysterics where as some of Jimmy carrs jokes you have to wait to the end to get the whole joke. Where as lee Evans has us laughing inbetween and all round.

    • @Homerlad
      @Homerlad Рік тому

      I know what you mean. All the crowd walks out of the theatre when any other comedian is on stage.

    • @grubstakes
      @grubstakes 10 місяців тому

      Kevin bridges

    • @jordanvalencia9597
      @jordanvalencia9597 8 місяців тому

      Robin Williams

  • @Camilla550
    @Camilla550 Рік тому +25

    “Tomorrow I shall invade Britain!”
    “No Jules! We’re going over me mums, look!”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrsmchistory
    @mrsmchistory 2 роки тому +12

    When he says about his wife remembering dates, times etc., my husband says that's definitely me hehe

  • @louisemacallister6561
    @louisemacallister6561 2 роки тому +17

    "Who's that bloke? Who the f**k is that?"
    She sees a picture of me on the wall..
    "F**k that's him!!" 😂

  • @tacticzrules
    @tacticzrules 2 роки тому +74

    "No I told you, it's on the calendoooor!"

    • @tacticzrules
      @tacticzrules 2 роки тому +3

      Welcome to "What The Fuck Have I Dooooone?"!

    • @MrnintendoSEGAfan1
      @MrnintendoSEGAfan1 2 роки тому +1

      “What’s the matter love?”
      “Well an apology might be nice”
      “Alright, I’m sorry!”
      “Too late now!”

    • @tacticzrules
      @tacticzrules 2 роки тому

      @@MrnintendoSEGAfan1 Lol 😂 Good one

    • @3am-gamer
      @3am-gamer 2 роки тому +1

      @@tacticzrules For It is written!!

    • @tacticzrules
      @tacticzrules 2 роки тому +1

      @@3am-gamer Mhm

  • @oliverbennington-flair7235
    @oliverbennington-flair7235 4 місяці тому +2

    "i'll take the dog out"
    "aint got a dog but fuck it i'll take the dog out"😂😂

  • @stevemedhurst4560
    @stevemedhurst4560 2 роки тому +180

    Still one the best comedians out there. Love these vids thank you 👍🙂

    • @woodsy5081
      @woodsy5081 2 роки тому +2

      Aye if your deaf and blind

    • @waltmcv
      @waltmcv 2 роки тому +4

      @@woodsy5081 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @woodsy5081
      @woodsy5081 2 роки тому

      @@waltmcv Walt

    • @chief2772
      @chief2772 2 роки тому

      @@woodsy5081 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣kys🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ryanfletcher1899
      @ryanfletcher1899 2 роки тому +5

      @@woodsy5081 I believe he’s laughing at you and calling you a clown using emojis because you’ve decided to come to a comedians UA-cam channel, click on a video, go to the comments and say that the comedian isn’t funny 🙂

  • @21DAZ12
    @21DAZ12 2 роки тому +22

    2:02 Is one of the greatest pieces of comedy I have ever heard.

  • @1229patriot
    @1229patriot 2 роки тому +9

    Spot on... that Bloody Calendar 📆🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @finchh1688
    @finchh1688 2 роки тому +29

    This man is the cure to depression 🤣👌

  • @UnicornPastelPrincess
    @UnicornPastelPrincess 2 роки тому +94

    Oh god my depression has been hitting me hard the past couple of weeks but watching this man keeps me laughing and going, No matter how many time I have already seen it all, I still laugh =)

    • @ste9071
      @ste9071 2 роки тому +5

      Chin up buddy 😉

    • @genokemp2433
      @genokemp2433 2 роки тому +2

      Stay strong Sam ,i love laughing as we all do .Ain't UA-cam good 😁To many years when i went to watch Lee when he first started ,still piss myself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MarkStabler
      @MarkStabler 2 роки тому +4

      I'm the same if I ever feel like crap I pop one of his clips on and I'm good again he's brilliant 😁

    • @dj-thunderoman8740
      @dj-thunderoman8740 Рік тому

      Same man same!

    • @tommysherman7155
      @tommysherman7155 9 місяців тому

      Get outside does the world of good

  • @timw1971
    @timw1971 2 роки тому +33

    The funniest thing is how much *truth* he tells! Well done, Lee. You're a master of your art. 🤣

  • @love-conquers-all
    @love-conquers-all 9 місяців тому +4

    He's amazing. Reminds me of my dad's sense of humour when I was growing up. Priceless and eternal.

  • @davegavin7914
    @davegavin7914 Рік тому +9

    Miss him needs to come back we need the laughter in our lives 😂🇬🇧✌️

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 2 роки тому +24

    “I’ll take the dog 🐕 out for a walk! Fuck it, I ain’t got 1!” 0:34 😆😂😂😂😂😂

    • @quaverflava3639
      @quaverflava3639 2 роки тому +2

      I'll have a dump. Dump football. Dump first love 😂

    • @giraffe3718
      @giraffe3718 2 роки тому

      come on man, if you are gonna quote something at least get the quote correct

    • @quaverflava3639
      @quaverflava3639 2 роки тому +1

      @@giraffe3718 There's always 1.

    • @MrnintendoSEGAfan1
      @MrnintendoSEGAfan1 2 роки тому

      @@quaverflava3639 “Oh Hold on, She’s Coming Back, She’s Coming Back!”

    • @thetoyfigurestopmotioner7890
      @thetoyfigurestopmotioner7890 2 роки тому

      so I thought next Thursday what do you reckon

  • @manjitu4253
    @manjitu4253 2 роки тому +27

    Seen these a hundred times...Still belly laughs...saw him many years ago at the NIA in Birmingham.... Best comedian EVER!!

  • @splitters2477
    @splitters2477 2 роки тому +11

    Yep...I can relate to 98% of this....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @philwright6940
    @philwright6940 Рік тому +4

    My wife and I saw him twice at the comedy club in Nottingham shook his hand had a picture taken and he signed his book for us a really humble guy

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 2 роки тому +13

    Welcome to what the fuck have I done 🤣
    Bet many guys can relate

  • @UtopssAKAPJ
    @UtopssAKAPJ 2 роки тому +18

    Lee always cracks me up

  • @catlee8064
    @catlee8064 2 роки тому +7

    We need this man more now than anything.....

  • @phyto2176
    @phyto2176 2 роки тому +16

    One of my favourite bits! 😂

  • @DazzH1990
    @DazzH1990 2 роки тому +9

    i'm so glad i got to see him live before he retired. Best comedian ever.

  • @Sara.Rose.
    @Sara.Rose. 2 роки тому +22

    Lee Evans you are my absolute favourite comedian 😎🙌

  • @19MrAndo91
    @19MrAndo91 2 роки тому +21

    I have seen everything this man has done! he is one of the greatest comedians to bless us with such laughter and he will always make me laugh!

  • @daz6936
    @daz6936 2 роки тому +4

    He's the king of comedy no one is anywhere near him. I just wish he would come out of retirement to entertain us again 😁👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

  • @smithyc2051
    @smithyc2051 Рік тому +3

    His movement and reaction to his gags is outstanding 😂😂😂

  • @genokemp2433
    @genokemp2433 2 роки тому +4

    ''No i'm still in Millets '' oh ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meanmarcdudley
    @meanmarcdudley 2 роки тому +5

    Lee comedy routine,never gets old.
    5 Star Legend.

  • @keiranhyre750
    @keiranhyre750 2 роки тому +6

    I told you is on the calendar 😆

  • @lovetherockies6080
    @lovetherockies6080 2 роки тому +11

    Awesome talent thank you. Too bad you retired from stand up. All the best.

  • @friendmentor11
    @friendmentor11 2 роки тому +7

    Looks like wives from all the world do the same stuff :D lol.... love from India.

  • @SHADOW.FALL.
    @SHADOW.FALL. 2 роки тому +9

    Lee evans i have seen you live doing roadrunner and you are my favourite comedian

  • @stefanobio7045
    @stefanobio7045 2 роки тому +3

    Lee is THE best comedian such a funny guy.......

  • @chrisfagg5972
    @chrisfagg5972 Рік тому +1

    Master of his art. Especially in a venue the size of a football stadium.

  • @obsessionslarnaca850
    @obsessionslarnaca850 2 роки тому +5

    I love this man. Always makes me laugh out loud.

  • @waddac2
    @waddac2 2 роки тому +30

    Brilliant as always Lee. Creased me up all the way through mate 👍👍😂😂👍👍

  • @VincitOmniaVeritas.
    @VincitOmniaVeritas. 2 роки тому +27

    Amazing as always 🤩

  • @traceycard1058
    @traceycard1058 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely love Lee please come back xx

  • @baenana7666
    @baenana7666 2 роки тому +13

    Just simply a LEEgend

  • @lxx5045
    @lxx5045 2 роки тому +7

    He cheers me up, hes just so funny, Thanks Mr Evans

  • @ImKnowledge1963
    @ImKnowledge1963 2 роки тому +5

    Just Amazing and sadly missed.

  • @kurman4749
    @kurman4749 Рік тому +1

    Two words. Comedy genius.

  • @hampsonrjh
    @hampsonrjh Рік тому +1

    A true comedy legend. And he is 100% right

  • @Noodlemaster9
    @Noodlemaster9 Місяць тому

    Cure to depression he is! 😂❤️❤️❤️ you've helped me so much recently!

  • @lindasnook8057
    @lindasnook8057 2 роки тому +5

    Absolutely love this guy. From start to finish I never stop laughing. 😂😄

  • @keithdavison2960
    @keithdavison2960 2 роки тому +2

    Such a funny funny man one of the only comedians who I can rewatch and rewatch

  • @GetOnTheFloor82
    @GetOnTheFloor82 Рік тому +1

    My favourite comedian - legend ❤️

  • @vampirestefan
    @vampirestefan Рік тому +2

    Brilliant I still remember when I saw him live and i was in stitches all the way though never laughed 😅 such much in my life ...

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey 2 роки тому +5

    "No I'm still in Millets"

  • @Phil_A_O_Fish
    @Phil_A_O_Fish 2 роки тому +10

    This works both ways when it comes to women being just as forgetful as men. A case in point was many years ago whenever my late mother sent me a birthday card it was very rare that it arrived on time - it was usually a day or two late. She had the knack of turning things around because whenever I phoned her to thank her for it I was met with the typical third degree question of " You're not at work, why aren't you at work?....etc " and I used to have to say exactly the same thing in response " I booked the entire week off so that I could enjoy my own birthday. "
    The other thing that I used to hear from her was, " Oh, I'm glad that it arrived okay although I wasn't 100% sure about the date....". My obvious response was always the same and was something along the lines of, " How could you forget it? After all apart from the midwife and other medical professionals there were only two active participants on that day and in that particular hospital maternity delivery room, weren't there? ". Her response was always the same as well, i.e. " Don't be sarcastic! ". I also told her on one occasion that if she put a first class stamp on the card instead of a second class one then maybe, just maybe, it would actually arrive on my actual birthday instead of it arriving late.

    • @heatherhancock2985
      @heatherhancock2985 2 роки тому

      Classic! 😁👍💕

    • @Phil_A_O_Fish
      @Phil_A_O_Fish 2 роки тому

      Not so much a classic as just my mother's typical thing, @@heatherhancock2985. If the table's had been turned and I'd forgotten her birthday I would've never heard the end of it. Speaking of which and quite coincidentally it would be her 100th birthday this coming Saturday, 12th February, if she was still alive and I obviously have no problem remembering it because it's two days before Valentine's Day, isn't it?
      Another classic of hers from many years ago was the argument that she started with me when I told her that I'd bought a combination washer dryer and I told her that I had to have it connected to the cold water supply even when I was just drying my laundry. She wouldn't have any of it and came out with her typical and completely unscientific nonsense of " That's impossible because the laundry would still be wet, wouldn't it? " and I replied that without the cold water circulating around the drum to keep it cool during the drying process then the machine itself could burst into flames. Even after I explained to her that the cold water didn't come into direct contact with the laundry and it was purely there to cool down the drum she still wasn't having any of it.
      I finally gave up with her and just went out and got drunk in order to forget her nonsense....fortunately for myself I didn't live with her and I didn't turn into a raving alcoholic as a consequence of any of our bonkers conversations. In fact quite the opposite because I've been completely teetotal for the past 18 and a half years which was over two years before she died.

  • @stevenpegler2127
    @stevenpegler2127 2 роки тому +2

    One. Of. The. Best. 🤗🤗🤗👍👍👍😆😆😆

  • @JayGeeBee07
    @JayGeeBee07 2 роки тому +3

    very rare moment for me, being early to my fav comedian's video

  • @JL-of3db
    @JL-of3db 2 роки тому +2

    Perfection... comedy genius!

  • @Roljaycurr
    @Roljaycurr 3 місяці тому

    👌👌👌😂😂😂this chap is just fucking brilliant....he'll pull you out of your daily dispair the master of stand up... 😅😅😅😅

  • @tess6315
    @tess6315 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you Lee 👍❤

  • @drac1st
    @drac1st Рік тому +1

    The thing is I've never been married so I can't relate but he can still make me laugh. 🤣😂🤣😂👍.

    • @PeterShaw-lb9lt
      @PeterShaw-lb9lt 3 місяці тому

      I am and it is all so very true all he talks about what wives do

  • @markhorley6871
    @markhorley6871 Рік тому +1

    One word....legend.

  • @tillythwaits8810
    @tillythwaits8810 2 роки тому +3

    This is so true 😂🤣

  • @maxinesmith2193
    @maxinesmith2193 2 роки тому +2

    😂😂 my hubby so agrees with this 😂

  • @dianasims4394
    @dianasims4394 2 роки тому +4

    Brilliant 🤣🌸

  • @anthonyhaylock6655
    @anthonyhaylock6655 Рік тому +1

    The man is a genius

  • @BritishGal
    @BritishGal 5 місяців тому

    He's an absolute legend

  • @Singing-Barista
    @Singing-Barista 2 роки тому +2

    I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @flowerbunny_x
    @flowerbunny_x 2 роки тому +1

    No Jules we're going over me mums look! 😂😂😂

  • @mariuspetre1613
    @mariuspetre1613 2 роки тому

    He cracks me up!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @JL-of3db
    @JL-of3db 2 роки тому +1

    True comedy genius

  • @stuartrawson5057
    @stuartrawson5057 2 роки тому +5

    Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darrenstevenson5963
    @darrenstevenson5963 Рік тому

    Fantastic!

  • @Ryanjoned163
    @Ryanjoned163 2 роки тому +3

    Legend

  • @calebsteadman3232
    @calebsteadman3232 2 роки тому +2

    calendar is perfect

  • @emmapeart6101
    @emmapeart6101 Рік тому +1

    Lee Evans very funny man 🤣.

  • @ourdeano42
    @ourdeano42 Рік тому

    how many fellas watching this and when he says when the wife says what did i ask you to do this morning burst out laughing and look at their missus and say thats you

  • @chyiamossimo7917
    @chyiamossimo7917 2 роки тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣Way to good.

  • @heygoodlooking
    @heygoodlooking Рік тому

    C'mon now 😅 how could I ever forget those toes 🤣

  • @elizabethcarslaw4908
    @elizabethcarslaw4908 3 місяці тому

    ❤Amazing guy xx

  • @mcryptonite6948
    @mcryptonite6948 2 роки тому

    This man is a legend and I pray that one day he blesses us with one more show

  • @sloughman2180
    @sloughman2180 2 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @chloeleebaker1566
    @chloeleebaker1566 10 місяців тому

    So funny!!!😅

  • @loucipher67
    @loucipher67 2 роки тому +1

    More please

  • @jackdriver9227
    @jackdriver9227 Рік тому

    EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO FUCKING TRUE !! My dad stands there brain dead while mum rants. And I sit there with joy cuz I know dad's fucked

  • @teresabrady3402
    @teresabrady3402 2 роки тому

    Yes I have seen that look , !!

  • @sizzle2211
    @sizzle2211 2 роки тому

    The stuck dvd lmao

  • @sadrakarugendo2544
    @sadrakarugendo2544 2 роки тому

    Never listen during an urgement. Ignore them when they are mad 😂🤣

  • @sadrakarugendo2544
    @sadrakarugendo2544 2 роки тому

    Me when I am paranoid with him 🤣😂

  • @smithyc2051
    @smithyc2051 Рік тому

    Give me fucking everything 🤣🤣

  • @nickbailey
    @nickbailey 2 роки тому +4

    If you don't know love we are fucked

  • @timmyanderson86
    @timmyanderson86 2 роки тому +2

    Does this guy have sweat stains on his suit? Because that’s somehow brilliant.

  • @umarahakhtar
    @umarahakhtar 2 роки тому +2

    NOO MY PERVERTED TEACHERS NAME IS LEE EVANS BRO I SWEAR HE SENT ME OUT OF CLASS TO FLIRT WITH ME 😅

  • @sadrakarugendo2544
    @sadrakarugendo2544 2 роки тому

    I forget his birthday when he has made me mad 😂🤣

  • @stevenking5893
    @stevenking5893 Рік тому

    On the calendaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr

  • @kevinwoolass5946
    @kevinwoolass5946 2 роки тому +1

    So funny, a genius. My wife may differ.

  • @develynseether4426
    @develynseether4426 2 роки тому

    My mum has the kitchen calender, diary, notepad on the fridge, folders, scraps of paper. She knows when my sisters budgies aunts pet dogs brothers birthday is.

  • @dhruvjiaexim5493
    @dhruvjiaexim5493 Рік тому

    Remember I was at our wedding 🤣🤣

  • @nathanearl3738
    @nathanearl3738 Рік тому

    Funny as fk! 🤣😂🤣😂🤪😎

  • @abbiecrozier2509
    @abbiecrozier2509 2 роки тому +3

    😂😂😂😂

  • @LisaWhipp-zm3sn
    @LisaWhipp-zm3sn 5 місяців тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevemurphy6780
    @stevemurphy6780 Рік тому

    I swear to god this is my house 🤣🤣

  • @keiranhyre750
    @keiranhyre750 2 роки тому +2

    ha ha ha