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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • Geoff's a friggin' sexist. And his male doctor's a nurse.
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    Musical assets sampled from the album "Richie" by Outasight.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 334

  • @allentanner9290
    @allentanner9290 5 років тому +319

    "Beatin their meat overseas"
    "That's not how you talk about war"

    • @Sunroc
      @Sunroc 2 роки тому +1

      The delivery really reminds me of Jessica Walters.

    • @amitthehuman
      @amitthehuman 10 місяців тому

      I mean they're probably doing that too

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary 3 роки тому +117

    The fact that Geoff knew this was about the earrings is the best thing about this sketch. Genius.

  • @nathanielcole7746
    @nathanielcole7746 5 років тому +454

    Don't talk about it like it's a sauce
    That line is the physical manifestation of genius

    • @timothymcaleer6480
      @timothymcaleer6480 5 років тому +12

      I'm glad that baseball ended up being a game and not a sauce.

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 4 роки тому

      @@antomckeever8894 rily ? say god? 😯😯

    • @zakesters
      @zakesters 3 роки тому +7

      @@timothymcaleer6480 Actually, I believe the correct spelling is _bès a buoglia._

  • @reflex1172
    @reflex1172 5 років тому +412

    That “thank you” at the end was adorable ❤️😭

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 5 років тому +40

      The coy smile of her.

    • @Vahrules
      @Vahrules 5 років тому +7

      Ethanmeister smile of her?

    • @thiccchungus588
      @thiccchungus588 4 роки тому +4

      creep

    • @ztancomfort187
      @ztancomfort187 4 роки тому +9

      David G wow. You coy little diva roach. And that's coming from Most Bitchly!

    • @lauridsen1381
      @lauridsen1381 3 роки тому +1

      @Spicy Memer47 "a girl (kind of)"???

  • @croalina
    @croalina 5 років тому +599

    Riley might be Marilyn Monroe but she's no One-Take Jake

    • @squidcoya1996
      @squidcoya1996 5 років тому +22

      That song was a lie.

    • @Nathan-un6rb
      @Nathan-un6rb 5 років тому +41

      @@squidcoya1996 yeah so was stars dude. Or do you think that really happened? It's called art imitating WIFE!

    • @darmam0o
      @darmam0o 5 років тому +11

      @@Nathan-un6rb Ass chorus!

    • @shmendusel
      @shmendusel 5 років тому +4

      @@Nathan-un6rb how?!

    • @Nathan-un6rb
      @Nathan-un6rb 5 років тому +15

      @@darmam0o Mary J Blige ain't got nothing on these pipes. And speaking of pipes I'm high. I'm HIGHIGHIGH

  • @aqworldsmoviemaker
    @aqworldsmoviemaker 5 років тому +588

    I think Reily is genuinely underrated for how funny she is.

    • @htaed23
      @htaed23 5 років тому +19

      Underrated? More like under non-existent!! Now Hanson, the new intern One Take Jake brought in, who makes Billie Eilish bad guy look like a sad guy when she being just a little bad, yeah that's awesome dude👊🖐️

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 5 років тому +7

      Iove her and she is only getting better by ths skit .i absolutely loved this one ." Beaten some meat over seas" yea i can tell y right now that we aint going way ovet there to beat some meat 😉

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 5 років тому +23

      She's not underrated, everyone loves Reily

    • @Syrange13
      @Syrange13 5 років тому +21

      @@dylanmonstrum1538 THANK YOU! "underrated" is not a synonym for "good", people, it actually means something!

    • @mada1241
      @mada1241 5 років тому +1

      Clearly not, seeing as how everyone seems to agree

  • @CollinRapp33
    @CollinRapp33 5 років тому +214

    The amount of bloopers at the end of this video is more than great--it's FINE!

    • @Thisath100
      @Thisath100 5 років тому +5

      it's almost as much the video THIS IS WHAT WE NEED

    • @lukabell4607
      @lukabell4607 4 роки тому +6

      It’s chine.

  • @squeezecheese
    @squeezecheese 5 років тому +62

    "don't talk about it like it's a sauce" lmaooo

  • @andrewfarias287
    @andrewfarias287 3 роки тому +20

    The way she said “baseball” killed me

  • @Starborn23
    @Starborn23 5 років тому +55

    You know they've reached that Jake and Amir level of rapport with each other when they literally cant stop laughing through a scene. Congratualtions to the HeadGum team on finding a way to teach and pass on that Jake and Amir style and je ne sais quoi. Thank you!

  • @belowaveragejoh
    @belowaveragejoh 5 років тому +69

    “Marilyn” Riley has the same energy as Katie Marovitch mistakenly telling the CH boys to stop hitting on her

  • @neilsmith5510
    @neilsmith5510 5 років тому +92

    1:19 Reilly sounded like Katie Marovitch from College Humor

    • @maalbe987
      @maalbe987 5 років тому +17

      With slightly less cocaine.
      Slightly.

    • @rnjbond
      @rnjbond 5 років тому +7

      Except Katie isn't funny and Reilly is funny

    • @neilsmith5510
      @neilsmith5510 5 років тому +25

      @@rnjbond What I said had nothing to do with how funny she is, I don't know why you felt the need to say that about Katie.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 роки тому

      @@rnjbond Katie is funny alright. There was a girl named Cassie who appeared for a few episodes. She wasn't funny.

  • @SloeElvis
    @SloeElvis 4 роки тому +17

    Reily and Geoff have such great chemistry. Snatch made in heaven

  • @Cowboydjrobot
    @Cowboydjrobot 5 років тому +49

    This is what it feels like to talk to someone on the internet about literally anything.
    "I like coffee"
    'So your saying tea is garbage and I'm a garbage person?'
    "please no"
    'Star wars is absolutely better than the Avengers how dare you say other wise?'
    "help me"

    • @citizensnips2400
      @citizensnips2400 5 років тому +1

      Cowboydjrobot Christ no kidding. I have people in my everyday life that respond that way when you talk to them. It’s impossible to have a regular conversation.

    • @mada1241
      @mada1241 5 років тому +2

      Oh, so your judging the entire population of the internet based on a single comedy sketch. IDIOT. Fool of a Took.
      *umbongo used strawman fallacy, it was super effective

  • @CraaazySteeeve
    @CraaazySteeeve 5 років тому +128

    This is probably my favourite Off Days so far, this is gold haha
    Keep up the good work!

  • @morganj1431
    @morganj1431 3 роки тому +8

    the “change with the times or you’ll get left behind” delivery is my favorite thing ever and i love this whole sketch sm

  • @judeofford
    @judeofford 5 років тому +87

    I'm Marilyn Monroe, stethoscope wooo?

  • @AmericanxSniper
    @AmericanxSniper 5 років тому +121

    2019! Easy does it.... what did I say?

    • @SaucyBoyFilms
      @SaucyBoyFilms 5 років тому +51

      So we’re clear it’s 2016. 2019... now you got me sayin’ it.

    • @Logjambam
      @Logjambam 5 років тому +19

      You said it first!

    • @jesuisahmedn
      @jesuisahmedn 5 років тому +20

      Anyway this is a SNATCH made in heaven. 2019. Her name is lodd

    • @SaucyBoyFilms
      @SaucyBoyFilms 5 років тому +21

      JeSuisAhmed L O D. As in she has Double Ds.

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy 5 років тому +20

      It's french or some shit

  • @PayneInTha
    @PayneInTha 5 років тому +46

    I don’t know how you guys got through the line “beating their meat overseas!” Without breaking

  • @LimLamOfficial
    @LimLamOfficial 5 років тому +29

    Reminds me of Britta from Community, this is one of my favourite episodes, real good!

  • @KlokStudios
    @KlokStudios 5 років тому +78

    So confident, yet so wrong

  • @JTAlmon-wo9my
    @JTAlmon-wo9my 5 років тому +8

    A base a ball... Don't talk about it like it's a sauce 😂

  • @en6902
    @en6902 3 роки тому +11

    I love that Geoff was able to figure out what tiny thing had activated Reilly 😂

  • @brian3634
    @brian3634 5 років тому +101

    A Fred durst for this male nurse puts the ladies in a hearse.
    I raw dogged my dog at a mass grave.

    • @darmam0o
      @darmam0o 5 років тому +7

      Was it hard to get to a mass grave?
      (I've heard it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.)

    • @djwarrior5150
      @djwarrior5150 5 років тому +8

      Inhumane!

    • @Rougeification
      @Rougeification 4 роки тому +2

      You raw dogged your *dog* ?!

    • @PalaceIV
      @PalaceIV 4 роки тому +4

      @@Rougeification The point is he attends mass graves!

    • @Rougeification
      @Rougeification 4 роки тому +4

      @@PalaceIV Wow, dude, are you like, seriously crying right now?

  • @BeanEireannach
    @BeanEireannach 5 років тому +11

    The earrings were a great twist! Loved the outtakes too, thanks for uploading them!

  • @fdrdevotee
    @fdrdevotee 2 роки тому +2

    "Beating some meat overseas" is the most hilariously disrespectful description of war I've ever heard.

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 5 років тому +6

    We NEED more outtakes with Geoff and Reilly just laughing hysterically

  • @nunziocombattelli6311
    @nunziocombattelli6311 Рік тому +2

    Me sitting here with a wife who is a registered nurse and now a stay at home mom since we’ve had kids. Had no idea she was a doctor this whole time.

  • @brettlarson912
    @brettlarson912 5 років тому +4

    More videos w/ outtakes at the end, PLEASE. We need this.

  • @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 5 років тому +92

    This video has zero dislikes because Cathy Newman has not watched it

    • @pouriarajaee6811
      @pouriarajaee6811 5 років тому +3

      She has watched it 8 times now

    • @sibyskaria6694
      @sibyskaria6694 5 років тому +10

      Daaamnnn this instantaneously reminded me of the interview in which Cathy tried so hard to trap Dr. Jordon B Peterson... I was looking for the comments if anyone else was also reminded of this... Yayyyy

    • @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 5 років тому +5

      @@pouriarajaee6811 soooo. what you're saying is... my comment did not age well?

  • @scrungly
    @scrungly 2 роки тому +1

    this is my favorite one by far

  • @warrenwallsjr.2564
    @warrenwallsjr.2564 5 років тому +4

    I'm crying tears of soy from how funny this video was

  • @ScreamsPenguin
    @ScreamsPenguin 5 років тому +6

    Please keep putting the bloopers after the videos. It's almost as good as the vid itself

  • @LORDUnLuCkY13
    @LORDUnLuCkY13 3 роки тому +3

    Geoff and Riley are brilliant.

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick 5 років тому +8

    A male nurse that keeps things diverse makes the girls more perverse; I ate out a time traveler! At a Chipotle!

    • @owenbouchard3164
      @owenbouchard3164 5 років тому +1

      Unsanitary!

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 5 років тому +1

      @@owenbouchard3164 the point is I'm allowed to eat at a Chioptle!

  • @mQritz
    @mQritz 5 років тому +2

    1:42 pure gold

  • @hellospenjo
    @hellospenjo 5 років тому +9

    Thanks for the bloopers but we need a 20 min blooper compilation

  • @SuperChiseMan
    @SuperChiseMan 5 років тому +6

    God that sauce line was genius

  • @biteyourfriend
    @biteyourfriend 5 років тому +6

    "Don't talk about it like it's a sauce"

  • @BeigeSocks
    @BeigeSocks 4 роки тому +5

    Wtf, its been 6 months since this materpiece? Time flies

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 3 роки тому

      Does time fly?

  • @4UDIOTAPE
    @4UDIOTAPE 5 років тому +2

    My oh myyy... Those outtakes were such a throwback to the good old days with Jake and Amir. It's so clear that you guys share a way of procedurally making a sketch more and more absurd. Loving the 'oh' - so Amirish.

  • @Kaervek87
    @Kaervek87 5 років тому +7

    Her impressions were on point.

  • @jacksondolly3248
    @jacksondolly3248 5 років тому +2

    Two headgum vidoes in the same week?!?! Also, Reilly's smile at the end is one of the most adorable things i've ever seen.

  • @Hastur.in.yellow
    @Hastur.in.yellow 3 роки тому +2

    Reily killed it in this one :D

  • @chriscraft0424
    @chriscraft0424 4 роки тому +2

    I love how she’s hilarious and adorable it’s great

  • @marioparra00
    @marioparra00 5 років тому +2

    THIS IS SO GOOD OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS.

  • @whynotgio
    @whynotgio 5 років тому +1

    I think this is my favorite one yet.

  • @NitroTheFlash
    @NitroTheFlash Рік тому +1

    Reily is so funny. watching her face change from enraged to endearing is so funny

  • @Geigez
    @Geigez 5 років тому +4

    Ah báseubùl

  • @SuperCD93
    @SuperCD93 5 років тому +1

    Never get sick of these two.

  • @FunFails
    @FunFails Рік тому

    She reminds me of Kathy Newman in this one. "So what you're saying is [insert opposite of what they're saying]" 😂

  • @owenbouchard3164
    @owenbouchard3164 5 років тому +1

    Absolutely 100% of this video is gold. Top 5 to be sure. "Beating some meat over seas" made me burst out loud.

  • @hitarthk
    @hitarthk 5 років тому +1

    I melted with Rieley's Marylin Monroe 😍

  • @Strummie
    @Strummie 5 років тому +4

    abase-a-ball!

    • @boblamonta1019
      @boblamonta1019 5 років тому

      MuyBurrito don’t talk about it like it’s a sauce

  • @wowzers1237____
    @wowzers1237____ 8 місяців тому +1

    "Don't talk about it like it's a sauce!"

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 4 роки тому +1

    That smile at the end 😂😂

  • @gabrielkaam2
    @gabrielkaam2 5 років тому +2

    that face 1:41

  • @CpttCanada
    @CpttCanada 5 років тому +1

    Lmao I love this channel!

  • @maxseppelt8916
    @maxseppelt8916 5 років тому +2

    the doctor was the mother
    he stood on a block of ice

  • @GetaVe
    @GetaVe 5 років тому

    Loved the bloopers! More!

  • @jbajek8
    @jbajek8 5 років тому

    awwww...this is one of the best

  • @ebadkhan7649
    @ebadkhan7649 4 роки тому +1

    Reiley deserves an Oscar for this one

  • @yasasvitennety4885
    @yasasvitennety4885 Рік тому +1

    This is basically the Cathy Neuman Jordan Peterson interview if you think about it 😂😂

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 5 років тому +4

    Reilly is channeling Cathy Newman from the Channel 4 interview with Jordan Peterson. "So YOU'RE saying..."
    I like the shots at they're taking at the overwoke-Left, though I don't know if it's actually purposeful.

  • @GaryDunion
    @GaryDunion 3 роки тому

    I watch this masterpiece approximately once a week

  • @Harishimomo
    @Harishimomo 5 років тому

    Best skit in a while!!!

  • @jonathanstern5537
    @jonathanstern5537 5 років тому +1

    My nephrologist, which, considering I was born with non-functioning kidneys, is my primary physician is a woman. She is amazing.

  • @marshalltimmermans
    @marshalltimmermans 5 років тому +2

    Reilly does a pretty good Mrs. Doubtfire impression.

  • @rollei35mm
    @rollei35mm 5 років тому +1

    19, now you got me sayin' it

  • @november9046
    @november9046 5 років тому +1

    Please post another outtakes video!

  • @KSKaleido
    @KSKaleido 5 років тому

    When I saw Geoff's face at 1:22 I knew the bloopers were gonna be really good lmao

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 5 років тому +1

    I mess Jake and amir in these. They are absolutely GOATs of themselves

  • @coreyperdue1966
    @coreyperdue1966 5 років тому

    The voice is spot on

  • @exxlaxx
    @exxlaxx 5 років тому

    great stuff as always

  • @iloveshenaegrimes
    @iloveshenaegrimes 5 років тому +2

    Love this shit so much i legit laugh out LOUD!!!

  • @jeremybuckets
    @jeremybuckets 5 років тому +1

    a new purse for this male nurse makes the lady doctors terse

  • @mustafasalim7594
    @mustafasalim7594 5 років тому +1

    that smile thou

  • @vggeist644
    @vggeist644 5 років тому +1

    Lol Riley is amazing, they work well together

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 5 років тому +4

    Riley's Marilyn Monroe's impression was on PINT and and and and I absolutely want a glass of what she's HAVINGGGGGG.

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 5 років тому +1

      VERY NICE DUDE

    • @boblamonta1019
      @boblamonta1019 5 років тому

      that’s awesome dude but it could go a bit better with a lil bit of sleet tho

  • @lalaicyling8429
    @lalaicyling8429 4 роки тому +1

    Nice earings 👍

  • @coreyperdue1966
    @coreyperdue1966 5 років тому

    This was great!

  • @semi-sweet
    @semi-sweet 5 років тому

    That fucking smile at the end.

  • @emonoglesby
    @emonoglesby Рік тому

    "Your male Doctor is a nurse!"

  • @miks8
    @miks8 2 роки тому

    Missing so much Offdays and GTD!! This was pure barry, like J&A next level

  • @balls261
    @balls261 5 років тому +1

    I think I'm in love with Reily.

  • @TheGregbueno
    @TheGregbueno 5 років тому +1

    they are nice

  • @carybird24
    @carybird24 Рік тому

    3:33 - "Oh, so you're saying women cant BEEEEEEE"

  • @dylanmonstrum1538
    @dylanmonstrum1538 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao I love this SO much, it's literally:
    The Average Male vs 3rd Wave Feminist

  • @theindianmeme
    @theindianmeme Рік тому

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE REILY IN THIS ONE.

  • @Craisins
    @Craisins 5 років тому +1

    Change with the times, or you'll get left behinds!

  • @calebgrassi7494
    @calebgrassi7494 3 роки тому +1

    “So what you’re saying is” she sounds like Cathy Newman 😂

  • @discman15
    @discman15 2 роки тому

    I've had this exact argument

  • @yaroslavtalyzin2842
    @yaroslavtalyzin2842 5 років тому

    Guys
    You are gold

  • @freezerino
    @freezerino 5 років тому

    I'm glad I'm not the only one not keeping track of what year it is.

  • @hobes9799
    @hobes9799 5 років тому

    i liked the outtakes at the end

  • @heliumtrapeze69
    @heliumtrapeze69 5 років тому

    YOUR MALE DOCTOR’S A NURSE

  • @cocojinx9193
    @cocojinx9193 5 років тому +2

    Riley and Geoffrey love each other

  • @kennycarroll8235
    @kennycarroll8235 4 роки тому

    This is very funny and such a perfect cut at 2:21

  • @BrLxDub
    @BrLxDub 5 років тому

    Dis is good content

  • @ianprado1488
    @ianprado1488 5 років тому +1

    We are almost in November and I don't feel like it's 2019

    • @pjmathison9787
      @pjmathison9787 4 роки тому

      Thorium Guy you’re in for a surprise when you hit 2020. I wish I could go back to 2019