@PRO_GAMER6 Because it's called a fleshlight. Male sex toy. The joke is " I saw our spare in the oldest boy's room. " - the wife didn't see a flashlight, they saw a fleshlight.
Plot Points 0:00 Bedtime story 0:25 Fleshlight 0:32 "The f--- you just call me?" 0:35 Grandpa drank bleach and claims it tastes like Candy 0:48 Johnny the disappointment 0:50 Milk 1:01 Fleshlight II 1:06 foreshadowing 1:12 the aging app 1:18 "Grandpa I'm Naked!" 1:24 "Put that candy back" 1:31 "I D O N T W A N T T H I S A N Y M O R E." 1:36 his pp is smaller than a torch 1:43 Fleshlight III 1:47 a goblin appears! it wants to eat out your asshole! 1:52 it was all a dream.
This weekend I will be uploading a new video: "Hall Monitor Helen," and on my Facebook I will upload Grandpa outtakes on the same day - Follow me for more extras! :)
hahahaha "when you get old and fucked up" lol that broke me
+Azerrz OMG AZERRZZZZZ
+Azerrz WHAT UP DOOOD c;
Lol azzerz here too
+Azerrz more ted videos xD
Azerrz
"shows candy"
"put that candy back i aint not buying your shit" 😂
Tyler Boyd 😂
"OH, fuck me right in the asshole!"
**holds pole** oh this is longer than my dick -grandpa 2015
I made it 666 likes XD
Nobody is talking about how the bag has a face
HE BROUGHT THE FLESH LIGHT TO THE STORE OH MY LORD
Yep hehehehehe
Oh god ...
Ikr? IT KILLED ME LOLOLOL
Lol
I would love to see him at my local target
1:25 gets me everytime
I remember when Vine shared this, it was hilarious. XD
1:32
This got me too.
Do it get you a year later?
"AH! FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE AHHOLE"
@@lyndonluquin4091 does it get you a year later
He actually brought the "Flashlight" to Target.😂😂😂
Fleshlight
@@errorman86 omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
A vagigg flashlight
1:25
@@errorman86 oh no.. 😂 😂
My two favorite lines in this: 'Do you want to see Jesus?' and 'What are you supposed to be, a disappointment?'.
+Bruace Kent "When we get home I'm gonna give you a spooky ass grounding!'' dead af
I laughed so hard
my favorite is when he throws the candy at him LOL
trick or treat!! the fuck did you just call me
Lol
"You wanna see Jesus?" "Who the hell you supposed to be? A disappointment?" XD A year later, still fuckin' hilarious.
Yvonne Arellano I know right
Beastmode 2004123 Still the best.
Yvonne Arellano JOKE ಠ_ಠ
Back when XD was used
Still the best 6ys later
"Trick or treat!"
"Da f_ck did you just call me???" 🤣
I love that part
@PRO_GAMER6 Because it's called a fleshlight. Male sex toy. The joke is " I saw our spare in the oldest boy's room. " - the wife didn't see a flashlight, they saw a fleshlight.
I quote this regularly when I don’t fully hear what someone said
We are in this part of the year again!
Que haces acá?
Leoreo que haces aca wtf recien estaba viendo tu directo JAJAJA
Next time episode is a christmas special!!
A joke that forgot
Ñ9oooooooooooooooooooo9oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Logan
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"I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue, and now I'm startin' to feel like Harry Potters."
" well it tasted like candy to me. "
De fuck you jus call me
"Oh what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?"
"You're not supposed to drink bleach"
+SonicColorsfan9000 "well it taste like candy to me"
1:44, now that right there is my mom
Lol
my mom is more like 0:48
Yeet
@@everyhandleistakendamnit 😆 same
1:25 is my mother basically!
1:43 "There you are" i can't stop watching it😂
You can hear a laugh before it cuts
That’s a fleshlight as well 💀
IM DEAD!
"TRICK OR TREAT!"
"The fuck did you just call me?"
xD
Nick or Treat !!
Do u wanna see jesues??
xD SAME😂😂
I'm confused with that
"When we get home ima give you a spooky ass whoopin" pure gold 😂😂😂😂😂
Brianna Troche it was actully a spooky ass grounding XD
*_yOu wAnnA sEe jEsUs_* never gets old
I wanna see Jesus tho...
@@klownbussy mood !
i literally read this right at the moment when he said that hah
YOU WANNA SEE JEUSUS
Nope
From stuff like this to voicing Blitzo, what a crazy turn of events
0:35 I just noticed the phone is a remote
SAME
when they run away after you ask them what’s in their mouth*
now he's really feeling like harry potter
wait WHAT
I only realized it because of this comment!
*what are you supposed to be? a disappointment*
Yes.
What do you mean "supposed"
*I'm not supposed to be a disappointment I AM a disappointment.*
Brookxlyn yes I am
yes
"i drank bleach all the way to the blue and im starting to feel like harry potters"
I never laughed so hard
+Blurryface the Killjøy He must've been watching Jacob Saggytits
Me
SAME
YEP
The have got to use that in a actual Harry Potter vine. Or like, maybe make one where he says John Cena instead
“Then the dead pharmacist told the boy, you have type two diabetes.” Scared the shit out of me
“Fuck… Loretta!”
“What?”
“The goddamn flashlight is broken again, where do we keep the spare?”
"I saw it in the oldest one's room"
@@skullboybrazil2583 “Alright”
“And the boy, never had candy again”
“This one’s not working either!”
Ding dong “trick or treat”
@@Gavaiation tf you just call me
1:49 *I'M G O I N G T O E A T O U T Y O U R A S S H O L E*
W H A T T H E F U C K
601th like
i would like but 666 is too perfect for this cursed comment
Yeah dude, Phil is crazy while dream hopping
He must be one of those goblin slayer goblins
"Every halloween i have the same goddamn nightmare. A goblin tries to eat out my asshole"
"This is longer than my dick"
yep
thank you for quoting the video I just watched
+Wicked Wizard fr
You
“OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE JESUS” I was dying in school
Your to young to be watching this
RX Gamer depends on how old he is 😂😂
David Riviere no because there is no god
ticci harry atheist
ThePellenator27 lol
Plot Points
0:00 Bedtime story
0:25 Fleshlight
0:32 "The f--- you just call me?"
0:35 Grandpa drank bleach and claims it tastes like Candy
0:48 Johnny the disappointment
0:50 Milk
1:01 Fleshlight II
1:06 foreshadowing
1:12 the aging app
1:18 "Grandpa I'm Naked!"
1:24 "Put that candy back"
1:31 "I D O N T W A N T T H I S A N Y M O R E."
1:36 his pp is smaller than a torch
1:43 Fleshlight III
1:47 a goblin appears! it wants to eat out your asshole!
1:52 it was all a dream.
LMAO
lol@@Marqis_De_Lafayette
I wish I had a grandpa like him.
icejwer icytop me to
same
icejwer icytop ikr
icejwer icytop me too
icejwer icytop same
" I drank the bleach all the way to the blue, and now I'm starting to feel like the Harry Potters" 😂😂😂😂
phanie martinez that "flashlight" is not a spare flashlight
phanie martinez please tell me you put those emojis ironically
phanie martinez XDDDDDD
phanie martinez "well it tasted like candy ta me" KFKWKGELKVX
phanie martinez I saw this comment as I watched the video
"I gotta go scare of these trick-or-treaters..."
*holds up a flesh light*
K den
My type of girl
omg girl. ☺
Lindsey Swain
Lindsey Swain * "I gotta scare off those ---- trick or treaters"
Who else comes back to this video every halloween to rewatch this hood classic?
"What are you supposed to be, a dissapointment?" lmao xD
YESS!! 😂😂 LMFAO THATS MY FAVORITE PART
+Gilded Sin fucking savage
+Gilded Sin that got me XD
+Gilded Sin xD
Story of my life lol.
"I don't want this anymore. (Shoves it on random shelf)" ITS TRUE THO
lmfao
+E Rob Who said it wasn't?
Thats totally me xD
"Trick-or-treat!" "The fuck did you just call me?!"
+PMM526 oh you want to see jesus😂😂😂😂
"what are you supposed to be? A disappointment?"
Shayda Hobbi we ain't going nowhere until you drink all your milk.
EmilieTGM thegoldenminecart2 oooh you wanna see Jesus?!
John Leiva Gotta scare of those dang trick or treaters.
*off
Shayda Hobbi yes. Yes I am
Shayda Hobbi
Yes XD
0:38 this gets me every time😂
"and what are you supposed to be a disappointment"
*ME*
i must agree with that
Yaella QE XD
AmazingAkasha isNotOnFire SAME
AmazingAkasha isNotOnFire SAME
Akasha Loves Sierra yes 😂😂😂 im one too
Blame... is that you??
:^)
RonJon ^x^
Couldn't find that tattoo tho
@@amalgamationprime3168 he is hiding that tattoo very well
But who’s Loretta
I can believe that Grandpa is Blame
Me too
Yeah I don’t know how we didn’t figure it out sooner
and he is also the little kid with the mullet
Wait what?
Noob Saibot you didn’t see the blame the hero series?
0:53 my favorite part of the video. Can't stop laughing 😆
I’m i the only person who was weak at how he said “ahh a goblin”😂😂
Yeah dude, Phil scared the shit out of him while we were hoping dreams
I just showed this to my brother and we both died at that part.
“I saw it in the olders’ room”
Me: *realises that it’s a flesh light*
What’s a flesh light
@@yourboyphoenix3217 how old are you?
I’m 17 and I know what it is now
Welp my virgin eyes
KIRISHIMA!!!!!♡
1:31 RELATABLE AF!
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
YES!!
best halloween tradition is watching this gem every year
"What are you supposed to be a disappointment"
-
Me: *YeS*
Same
i won’t even have to dress up for that one
@@maddipinky6115 Same lmao
Yes
_like my will to live_ :pensive:
Steven He’s dad every time he sees steven
"put that candy back i aint buying that crap" always gets me
1:10 always gets me
" OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE JESUS?" LMAO
I keep crying at the fleshlight!
gfeca999 *flashlight*
^ Boi
Omari Gibbon bailey it's a pun
Omari Gibbon bailey That's a fleshlight... not a flashlight
/ MyNickNameIsAsh / lol
“A Don’t Want This Anymore”
*Puts In Pumpkin Place*
#RELATABLE
Drama Queensey that is the best part imo
" Put that candy back, I aint buyin you no sh*t! " 😂😂😂
0:32
TRICK OR TREAT!!
*THE F*CK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you don't know weather to say you too or thank you
Dalia's Animations BRUHHH THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY BRO
0:48
I just Imagine myself at the door trick-or-treating
Me walking in my house
I'd just agree
I’m gonna say that from now on to trick or treaters
"OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE JESUS?!"
I feel like I know u
😂😂
I don't think Jesus wants to see me
😂😂😂😂
It's this time of year where I rewatch these 🤣🤣🤣✋🏾😭
0:48 me Everytime I look in the mirror 🪞
When he throws candy at grandpa I die of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks. I'm getting pretty good at throwing things.
Same!
Me too
facts
Natalie Allen It turned into a vine later on. XD
I've watched this like a hundred times and just noticed he's holding a book the whole time
talk about dedication XD
Not on the phone
Same😳
It's a bedtime story
+Sad Oswald Cobblepot hes holding it to cover that camcorder....
1:13 so that's were that meme came from!
What meme?
Jack Flanagan 1:24
@@jackflanagan9499 I meant vine but I didn't think it mattered, meh
If you’re talking about the try me bitch, that’s the Valentines episode
Is it just me or bc i didnt see the meme in a while i thought this was a meme of a meme (parody of the meme) but thats why we have comments lol
I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue and now I'm feeling like Harry Potter 🤣😂
OH, YOU WANNA SEE JESUS?
+Noah Barbosa I died there. I saw Jesus. XDD
+Misty Chan than how did you type that comment hmmm
I'm in the afterlife.
oh well what does jesus look like hmmm
+chris da ninja Like a pharmacist.
I bet this was age restricted because of the fleshlight
Probably!
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Not Surprised
Joey holy shit how are you!
And fuck you furry.
"Oh! U wanna see Jesus!"
Lol
That's baby butter aka Kum
Flyin narwhal! LOL YES PLEASE
Yes
Flyin narwhal! Who called me
1:00 still cracks me up
This weekend I will be uploading a new video: "Hall Monitor Helen," and on my Facebook I will upload Grandpa outtakes on the same day - Follow me for more extras! :)
You are a comedy GENIUS! Love the videos.
My new favorite UA-camr
when Christmas comes up, you should do another grandpa video: Grandpa Hates Christmas
make more grandpa ones 😂
More
*spits milk*
OH YOU WANNA SEE JESUS!
😂😂
That's not milk
"Oh we ain't goin nowhere until you drink all yo milk"
*spits*
"OH YOU WANNA SEE JEYSUS!"
ScienceCraft U WANNA SEE JEEZUS is how it's pronounced
Every Halloween I come back and it never gets old 😂
"What are you supposed to be? A disappointment?" LOLOLOLOL
Megan D'Alessandro literally me 😂
I died when he shoved the mirror into the shelve with the baskets
I died when he brought out the fleshlight😂
salutations( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I died when I was in a car accident
SAME
I don't want this anymo
YES I love Grandpa!
OMGOMG HIII KEVIN
how do I keep finding you everywhere
hai
FlawlessKevin same. That app must the app
FlawlessKevin - I just watched one of your videos! I love you and Brandon! 💗😂
Not him bringing a fl*shlight to target 😂😂😂
"I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue and I'm starting to feel like Harry Potters"😂😂😂😂
Brandyn Peralta But it tasted like candy to me.
doo doo do do doo dooooo dooooooooooooo
"What are you supposed to be a disappointment!" 😂😂😂
JimzyTae what my parents said when i got out, and every time i get My grades
"I don't want this anymore."
i love that
" WhAT arE yOu suPPosEd to bE a dIssApOinTmenT?? "
Pickles Aj dafuq did u just call me
put that candy back i am not buyin you shiz
The spookiest thing in this store is that a dick that small is in my genepool
“Put that candy back I ain’t buying you shi”
Got me dying fr- 1:24
"And said: you have type two diabetes"
Me: **stares at the bag of family size M&M's I just ate in one sitting**
Same😂😂👌👌
why is this me?
Definitely me😂😂
I'm good. I have hypoglycemia... My mom says it's actually worse.
*looks at my 6 empty 2 litre bottles of cola from just the last hour*
After watching "Blame the Hero", I can't see Grandpa the same ever again.
SilverX UmbreonX god me too
Same
Technically blame is Elmer’s father
0:49 "and what are you supposed to be, a disappointment" that really hit me 😂😂
I love how in almost every video grandpa is in, candy gets thrown at him after he tells the camera person to put it back
this man is my god
same
Yato 🌝🌝
NOTICE ME SENPAI
+Kai :T I like your profile picture XD
Yato is my god o-o
I'm going to dress as a disappointment for next Halloween.
Mak The Neko I don't need to dress up I just am that
Its that time.
So, we're all going as the same thing?
You dont need a costume
maĸ тhє nєкø lmao it’s what I look like everyday 😂😂😂😂😂
what are you supposed to be a disappointment
Gabriel Martinez yeah
Yes
Yeh
Gabriel Martinez me
Nah that's urban momma
"Oh you wanna see Jesus?!" 😂✨
Kids: Trick-or-treat
Brandon: The fuck did you just call me
Im dying XD
😂😂
+nike4ever _ Ikr can't stop!😂😂😂😂
lol Brandon Rogers 2016
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"put dat back, I ain't buyin' you shit"
ARMY HAIII
army haii
Lil Kawaii Fox I don't want this anymore
1:12 this guy predicted faceapp
Grandpa really did
1:48 I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"oH YOU WANNA SEE JESUS?"
tbh your profile pic is jesus
phANDOM
We've all found eachother
THE PHANDOM IS EVERYWHERE
Hey pham
I see the door I know
I finally found the guy of vine legend
welcome
same XD
Breanna McClelland same XD
Me too! =D
Carla Here! Xd
1:16
He protecc
He attacc
Most importantly
He tells you to PULL UP YOUR GOD DAMN PANTS!
The f*** you just call me kills me every time 😂
came back because this is a classic.
I’ll be having my midterm on halloween, just in time to dress up as a spooky disappointment for halloween.
Greenie Queenie that’s me all year round tf😂
"I had the same nughtmare a goblin tries to eat out my ass hole" I DIED XD
" " " XD " " "
Jake Rocks same
His nightmares are the best nightmares I've ever seen. ;--;
AOTWAR GAMES lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Now I have an excuse if I ever eat something weird.
“It tasted like candy to me”
I've been watching this every year since it came out and I still laugh just as hard every time. 🤣
0:47 It a remote 😂😂
"What are you suppose to be a disappointment?" I'm done 😭😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
ahahhhhh!!!😂😂😂
kpoppers everywhere
ayo yo ARMY
+straight outta Bangtan +Tae// Tae why hello Army ;))
0:59 So hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing at this part!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Them screaming just completes it. XD
I use this method for Tricker Treaters.
@@BOBBIEVALINTINE📸🤨
@@Carguy2000-f8p you even more nasty for thinking that way weirdo
“I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS…”
0:53 OH YOU WANNA SEE JESUS!!
Now I gotta scare these damn trick-or treaters
Trick or treat! *keeps ringing door bell*
Christians: yes!
He actually brought the “flashlight” to Target 😂
why hasnt this gone viral
It has, on Vine
Instagram brought me here so😂
+Alejandra Vega same here 😂
I was sent by Kik
It kinda is
I die every time I watch him
"Do you wanna see jesus"
Global Tube Yes pls c:
Global Tube if there is one
Yes
Yes
tomorrow
a perfect video to watch to kick off spooky season :)
But it’s summer…
@@TopHatSquad667 the Halloween decor is out and I'm excited :D
just imagine being a trick or treater and going to brandon roger's house
I fucking die from excitement
Not sure Brandon even has an actual house, he just rents space from people wherever he can and bails before it's time to pay the rent
@@Crimson_Sun2486 so... he’s living like his portrayal of Blitzo.
Tbh I will steal that so called flashlight
He lives in an apartment