I just read that once he said it....also Also i was watching adventure time when the lich said "your a strong child" The subtitles said "your a strong vagina"💀😭
Yeah tbh the cursed ending was the most acceptable one. Vampirism is just she lives forever, prolly has to drink blood. Eh, das okay at least the other two are gone. I would’ve personally burned down the manor and left😂
Having both parents is important, the problem arises when one or both of them are Abusive, be it the Mother or the Father, Having a Abusive parent no matter the gender is not ok.
A few minutes in. Can't believe Jay said ears instead of eyes. Imagine how weird that would be. "I kept you alive because you have your mother's ears." Like what??
Great video, Jay! Personally I think that the cursed ending might be the best. Yes her children will be vampires but at least she can live her life in peace without having fear of Pinocchio hunting her down. If she knows that her children will be well literal monsters, she can just not get kids/adopt kids. But even if she didn’t know and got kids eventually I‘d like to think that they would not kill her, well at least I hope so. Sorry for the long comment. I hope you have a great day because you are that dude.
hey, at least if she adopts kids in that ending hopefully they won't become cursed and they can train to become vampire hunters but the wasted lives ending might be the best in my opinion because it ensures that none of this suffering will happen, albeit at the cost of the Gepetto family now doomed to its end without a legitimate child to take over
I'd like to think that if her kids are vampires, then they wouldn't kill her; especially if they get the information of what their mother has gone through (Gepeto the mc-sh*t for that one)
@@Tastee_slugg i guess they would forgive her, but they might have to hide away from the real world of they want to survive... or take the risk and blend into the crowd and take bad people's lives in secret
I think she will adopt them since she is also an orphan herself she wouldn't have a prob doing that tho it would be interesting to see how survives as a vampire while her adopted kids are normal ( this will include her sometimes become hungry for blood that she would see her kids like a food and will resist the temptation, honestly sounds like an anime series
Honestly I'd have to say the vampirism curse is probably the best. Mia gets to live the rest of her immortal life technically, she'll never age psychically, and all of her descendants, children, grandchildren, so on and so forth, but with my little knowledge of vampires, you can turn someone. So if Mia finds her love, she can turn him or her into a vampire themselves, and live eternally for the rest of their lives, until thy are either killed with a steak to the heart, burning alive, or by any means hunters, she'll at least get to live to her fullest life. Sad, yes, but it's the best option out of all.
42:40 tbh I think the only reason for that plottwist is that it wouldn't be incest for him to marry his daughter while her mother is possesing her, still weird tho since she grew up as his daughter
@@H3art_c10uds I guess to him it wouldn’t be his real son since it’s not his soul or whatever, but we Can all agree what he did was not the best solution lol
It does feel like a rather tacked on plot twist. But regardless Gepetto raising a young girl as his daughter with the intention of making her body his wife's replacement vessel when she reaches adulthood is sickening, blood-related or not.
the best one in my opinion is "the past always comes back" mia got to have a happy life -(and got her crops ploughed by a hot farmer)- for an extended period of time leading up to her elderly days, plus we don't know if pinocchio actually killed the little girl or mia what if she ended up closing the door immediately
“Mia definitely has some jiggle to her lets just get that out the way coz i know people want me to acknowledge it.” BYE I was literally waiting for him to say something about it
i love how every game developer has their own 'thing'... like that brilliant game dev (i forget names) had so much thicc furies and then there's this one with their jiggle physics xD
How to get trauma/traumatized in 15 seconds Edit: wow 94 likes goddamn Edit:so first of all why they got thick cheeks second I saw a bot and it was flashing me with its bikini bottom😭😭
I think the vampirism and escaping from the front door endings was probably the best one's. And I thought Shao Tucker was the worst father but Gepetto takes the cake.
I love how jay literally had such easy problems and couldn’t solve them like he walked past a hiding spot so many times lmfaoo and right away w the Latin words he literally took a picture of it
I couldn't help but feel bad for Mia. Gepetto may have lost a wife and a son, but she lost her mother and her brother. Plus, Gepetto shouldn't have her take the blame for something that's completely out of her control.
I'd say the cursed ending is probably the good ending honestly. She gets rid of Pinnochio and Gepetto, has a house to herself, and while yes her bloodline is cursed with vampirism it's not like they can't learn to get around it and live with it. It's at least a lot better than literally every other ending.
I think the best ending was the cursed one. Vampirism doesn't sound that bad, whatever that is. But in all reality, I don't know why she didn't just destroy the stone when she had the chance.
This take on Pinocchio is quite interesting! I'm glad that you decided to play this really cool game! You made it extra entertaining as well with your funny commentary :DD Also, the text on the game over screen (11:59 to be exact) is in Latin and translates to "Let your wretched soul rot on the inside.". Just telling you this because I got slightly curious as to what it meant :]
Im being so fr rn, always watching jay amazingly voice those lines gave me a habit of dramatically reading a dialogue in a story with a random accent and changing voices too😭😭😭
Jay u don’t know how much u help me even tho ur js a UA-camr I’ve never met, I’ve been watching u since I was 11, u do a lot specially whenever I’m stressed u somehow cheer me up. My life situation is bs rn n I might not be able to watch u anymore.. ur the father I never got to have, I truly love u sm please don’t let haters get in ur way, ur too precious.
For those who didnt know what the words when Mia dies meant, "Sit tibi misera anima putrescat in aeternum" was in Latin meaning "may your poor soul rot forever" In English
jay is amazing though honestly, i've been a fan since 6th grade and i'm a sophomore in college now. jay really makes my day and he's been my favorite youtuber. I still wanna get his merch because i've never had enough to get it but he truly is ahead of his time. I remember i was so excited when he became a dad!!! jay i love you and mason thank you guys for posting and taking the time for us
On the death screen, _"SIT TIBI MISERA ANIMA PUTRESCAT IN AETERNUM"_ means _"may your poor soul rot forever"_ in Latin. my bro pinocchio woke up for 2 seconds and chose violence
Didn't expect this game to have the same powerful entity of Zagaracathal as House for Alesa. He must be a multiversal entity who either existed in this time period, in alternate universes, or both.
This game kinda reminds me of the first Clock Tower. A guy with massive scissors (called Scissor Man) would chase you around the house and also appear out of no where sometimes. I reccomend Jay plays it sometime!
i am so hoping this brings back the Horror rpg maker glory era!! i'm so happy to see the old type of menu ..tysm jay for bringing all games into light !
9:40 it depends what version of the story you know. I believe the only version where he has a son is Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio, in which Geppetto's son is named Carlo, after Carlo Collodi, who wrote the original Pinocchio story!
1820: Mia is just born
1850: Jay: “she’s almost 50 years old?!”
I noticed that too 😭😭😭
She's literally 30!!!!!!
I just read that once he said it....also
Also i was watching adventure time when the lich said "your a strong child"
The subtitles said "your a strong vagina"💀😭
@@EerilyMidnightDUDE WHATTT😭
The math ain't mathing
"I didn't know crying was invented then"- Jay
672 likes + a heart from jay and no replies? I’ll fix that.
@@pipe.down. thanks
@@pipe.down. why does everyone comment this😐
@@dwaynemathis3858 im going to kiss you passionately
i said pinocchiogoria 3 times and all my furniture started levitating 💀
I said Mia 3 times and nothing happened...
Don't worry dude it happens every night for me 🙏
First time?
I said that and it give me chills down my spine
And now you are cursed and your descendants have been inflicted with Vampirism
Bro why is the entire family so VOLUPTUOUS! Dad literally got a thigh gap and round cherry cheeks to match! We needed more of his pov
🤣🤣🤣
ZAYUMMMMM GYATTT 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
😂😂
@@thekubzscoutsbuddy is having a good giggle
for the future if a youtuber likes your comment, dont edit it bc it will remove the like
Loool I love how Jay kept reading eyes as ears 💀💀
FR LOL
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED
LITERALLY
I thought i was the only who noticed too xD
"i tHoUgHt i wAs tHe oNlY oNe wHo nOtIcEd 🥴🤪🤪🤪"
Yeah tbh the cursed ending was the most acceptable one. Vampirism is just she lives forever, prolly has to drink blood. Eh, das okay at least the other two are gone. I would’ve personally burned down the manor and left😂
Me: *burns Pinocchio with the Holy Candle*
That is so relatable😂
2:00 minutes in and Gepetto is the reason why sometimes not having a father is ok😭
Is that a trauma dump? 😂😂😂
@@AstarionWifey yes 💀
@@your_regular_simpICANT
Having both parents is important, the problem arises when one or both of them are Abusive, be it the Mother or the Father, Having a Abusive parent no matter the gender is not ok.
@@fuxkag3908100%
Gotta give some respect for A.V Dossow for starting to distribute the jiggle physics of their games equally amongst all of the characters
Mad respect 🙏🏻
un ironically I find it kinda annoyin tho- like stop movin lemmie focus on the objective man 💀
un ironically I find it kinda annoyin tho- like stop movin lemmie focus on the objective man 💀
un ironically I find it kinda annoyin tho- like stop movin lemmie focus on the objective man 💀
un ironically I find it kinda annoyin tho- like stop movin lemmie focus on the objective man 💀
A few minutes in. Can't believe Jay said ears instead of eyes. Imagine how weird that would be.
"I kept you alive because you have your mother's ears." Like what??
XDDD
“Father don’t you mean eyes..”
“NO FELICA, I MEAN EARS”
Love how Jay ignores the little hatch that says “hide” lmaooo
The ENTIRE GAME TOO
literallyyyy i was like PLEASE (i think it's a table though? there was one in the dining room AND the kitchen too)
FRL LIKE HE WAS KILLING ME WITH THATTTT
PLS I M LITERALLY SCREAMING "IT'S RIGHT THERE" 😭🤡💀
Great video, Jay!
Personally I think that the cursed ending might be the best. Yes her children will be vampires but at least she can live her life in peace without having fear of Pinocchio hunting her down. If she knows that her children will be well literal monsters, she can just not get kids/adopt kids. But even if she didn’t know and got kids eventually I‘d like to think that they would not kill her, well at least I hope so. Sorry for the long comment. I hope you have a great day because you are that dude.
hey, at least if she adopts kids in that ending hopefully they won't become cursed and they can train to become vampire hunters
but the wasted lives ending might be the best in my opinion because it ensures that none of this suffering will happen, albeit at the cost of the Gepetto family now doomed to its end without a legitimate child to take over
I'd like to think that if her kids are vampires, then they wouldn't kill her; especially if they get the information of what their mother has gone through (Gepeto the mc-sh*t for that one)
@@Tastee_slugg i guess they would forgive her, but they might have to hide away from the real world of they want to survive... or take the risk and blend into the crowd and take bad people's lives in secret
I think she will adopt them since she is also an orphan herself she wouldn't have a prob doing that tho it would be interesting to see how survives as a vampire while her adopted kids are normal ( this will include her sometimes become hungry for blood that she would see her kids like a food and will resist the temptation, honestly sounds like an anime series
Honestly I'd have to say the vampirism curse is probably the best. Mia gets to live the rest of her immortal life technically, she'll never age psychically, and all of her descendants, children, grandchildren, so on and so forth, but with my little knowledge of vampires, you can turn someone. So if Mia finds her love, she can turn him or her into a vampire themselves, and live eternally for the rest of their lives, until thy are either killed with a steak to the heart, burning alive, or by any means hunters, she'll at least get to live to her fullest life.
Sad, yes, but it's the best option out of all.
Yeah, I agree, sometimes things just have to be bittersweet,
42:40 tbh I think the only reason for that plottwist is that it wouldn't be incest for him to marry his daughter while her mother is possesing her, still weird tho since she grew up as his daughter
I’m guessing he never saw her that way and only considered her a tool, but yeah, definitely still weird
Bro could've adopted a son bruh😭
@@H3art_c10uds I guess to him it wouldn’t be his real son since it’s not his soul or whatever, but we
Can all agree what he did was not the best solution lol
It does feel like a rather tacked on plot twist. But regardless Gepetto raising a young girl as his daughter with the intention of making her body his wife's replacement vessel when she reaches adulthood is sickening, blood-related or not.
Based on the weird fetishes on the creators other games it really wouldn’t surprise me
I love how Jay is just so involved in the story! Did some math for her age and is mad at the father. Commitment.
the best one in my opinion is "the past always comes back" mia got to have a happy life -(and got her crops ploughed by a hot farmer)- for an extended period of time leading up to her elderly days, plus we don't know if pinocchio actually killed the little girl or mia what if she ended up closing the door immediately
I like your optimism. 👍
For those who dont know, the text in the game over screen is latin for: "May your poor soul rot forever".
Thank you for this I wanted to check my translation.
Ty🫶🏻
Jay can literally make anything funny
REALLL
That’s a little over exaggerating but I like the positivity have a nice day/night wherever yall are
@@ShadowyDolphine nah it’s not an over exaggeration
True
@@ShadowyDolphine?????
Jay reading “ears” instead of “eyes” at 2:25 is taking me out 😭😭
“Mia definitely has some jiggle to her lets just get that out the way coz i know people want me to acknowledge it.” BYE I was literally waiting for him to say something about it
Jay you always make every game fun with your commentary
dang the endings are dark and sad because gepetto wished for his wife and son back but my favorite ending is how mia lived happily with her grandkids.
love that ending better than other endings.
Excuse me but this game creator is all about those jiggle physics and I’m here for it 😭
🤤
🥒💧
WOAH WOAH WOAH MAN@@ArgerryMoreno
jay's voice acting during this was so good, he needs an award.
Fr especially for the dad
i love how every game developer has their own 'thing'... like that brilliant game dev (i forget names) had so much thicc furies and then there's this one with their jiggle physics xD
We gotta love those man from the window games
I love Zed Technician games
How to get trauma/traumatized in 15 seconds
Edit: wow 94 likes goddamn
Edit:so first of all why they got thick cheeks second I saw a bot and it was flashing me with its bikini bottom😭😭
😔
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Oop
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1:29 Jay's math was mathing
4:15 Jay's math wasn't mathing anymore
I think the vampirism and escaping from the front door endings was probably the best one's. And I thought Shao Tucker was the worst father but Gepetto takes the cake.
Theres Even Worse Parents then Gepetto
Though its Debatable
I love how jay literally had such easy problems and couldn’t solve them like he walked past a hiding spot so many times lmfaoo and right away w the Latin words he literally took a picture of it
I like that Jay keeps thinking Gepetto said ears and not eyes 😂
jay is fr the older brother we all needed
"She got your ears"💀
It's impressive seeing the artstyle of the dev's games improve with each new game
I couldn't help but feel bad for Mia. Gepetto may have lost a wife and a son, but she lost her mother and her brother. Plus, Gepetto shouldn't have her take the blame for something that's completely out of her control.
I’d really love to see a Mad Father play through by you Jay, It has a similar type of vibe like this game and it’s basically a UA-cam classic
If he plays it it wont be a playthrough lol it prob would be just one video but I would love to see him take his time with it if he does
12:00 It just means "May your poor soul rot forever" Basically just a game over screen
Ohhh
I love how Mia just loves his father no matter what, even tho his father despised her since birth
Jay's voice acting is always top notch xd
I'd say the cursed ending is probably the good ending honestly. She gets rid of Pinnochio and Gepetto, has a house to herself, and while yes her bloodline is cursed with vampirism it's not like they can't learn to get around it and live with it. It's at least a lot better than literally every other ending.
the creepyness of grooming mia into becoming his actual wife later on so he can use her body is very ick to me but hes ick all around
I think the best ending was the cursed one. Vampirism doesn't sound that bad, whatever that is. But in all reality, I don't know why she didn't just destroy the stone when she had the chance.
This take on Pinocchio is quite interesting! I'm glad that you decided to play this really cool game! You made it extra entertaining as well with your funny commentary :DD
Also, the text on the game over screen (11:59 to be exact) is in Latin and translates to "Let your wretched soul rot on the inside.". Just telling you this because I got slightly curious as to what it meant :]
Thanks!
I was looking for that!
Im being so fr rn, always watching jay amazingly voice those lines gave me a habit of dramatically reading a dialogue in a story with a random accent and changing voices too😭😭😭
"I cant stop staring at those ocean ears"
"Ear of the tigerrrr"
"Even when you're sleeping
Keep your ea-ears open"
Why are all these horror games making their characters CAKED UP GYAT
Jay is the only UA-camr I watch every single day I’m not even kidding and like old videos too. His videos just hit
No fr so do I, I mostly watch his videos on a daily basis
Jay u don’t know how much u help me even tho ur js a UA-camr I’ve never met, I’ve been watching u since I was 11, u do a lot specially whenever I’m stressed u somehow cheer me up. My life situation is bs rn n I might not be able to watch u anymore.. ur the father I never got to have, I truly love u sm please don’t let haters get in ur way, ur too precious.
Gepetto mentioning about the "abandoned laboratory somewhere near the garden" reminds me of mad father
Jay I am stuck home with a fever and I can’t do much but your videos always keep me entertained. You are THAT DUDE.
I love how jay had accents almost the entire game, thanks for making amazing content jay!
I just noticed that Zagaracathal is the duke of festering flesh wounds from the other game A House for Alesa 2
For those who didnt know what the words when Mia dies meant, "Sit tibi misera anima putrescat in aeternum" was in Latin meaning "may your poor soul rot forever" In English
I'm traumatized, happy and sad at the same time. Amazing
The way jay laughed when he found out the son died bro 💀💀
Was watching a 60sec 300 days video for 4 times this day, got so shocked when he posted this. Thanks for another content Jay.
Same
Honestly as curses go, being a vampire is not the worst fate. There’s definitely worse ones. I’d argue that’s the best ending tbh
jay is amazing though honestly, i've been a fan since 6th grade and i'm a sophomore in college now. jay really makes my day and he's been my favorite youtuber. I still wanna get his merch because i've never had enough to get it but he truly is ahead of his time. I remember i was so excited when he became a dad!!! jay i love you and mason thank you guys for posting and taking the time for us
i was honestly terrified during this play through, especially during the part where he cuddles with his sister. that was scary
On the death screen, _"SIT TIBI MISERA ANIMA PUTRESCAT IN AETERNUM"_ means _"may your poor soul rot forever"_ in Latin. my bro pinocchio woke up for 2 seconds and chose violence
2:25 of course, mia has gepettos wife’s ears. definitely not her eyes!
I love how Jay has an accent when reading the dialogue 😭
8-bit horror games are like my favorite games to watch Jay play
Please, someone, tell me if my obsession with Jay's smile is normal or not? 😭❤️
❤very normal and his laugh makes me laugh 😂
Its normal lol, he has an adorable smiles :)
Nah
Asking the question is a little odd but I don’t know
12:07
*It says “May your poor soul rot forever” in Latin.*
DAAAAMN BRO GEPETTO CAKED UP 🤤🤤🤤🤤
It's hilarious how they threw in the whole orphanage story, just to avoid incest -__-
'Because you got her eyes.'
Jay: '...her ears.'
Didn't expect this game to have the same powerful entity of Zagaracathal as House for Alesa. He must be a multiversal entity who either existed in this time period, in alternate universes, or both.
This game reminds me of Annabelle. Someone opening a vessel for a spirit to possess, but an evil spirit takes over the vessel instead.
"Same creator of Social Worker"
Oh boy another game to not watch in public
Thanks for the great content Jay. Also, thanks for the 47 minutes of pure enjoyment 😊😊
I can't get over seeing old Jay's face as a censor his face is too damn funny
Well damn Gepetto! He doesn't deserve that bread- 💀
Edit: SPOILER
Well, he DEFINITELY doesn't deserve sh*t- My God
💀
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much effort jay puts inside us?
Edit: I meant inside entertaining us you wild imaginations
Ayo
YOO?
🤨📸📸📸
Bro????
BRO
" PINNOCIOGORIA That sounds like an STD." Jay is where i gety humor because i was thinking the same thing
Jay really turned the word Zagaracathal into Zacablabluhbla cause he got tired trying to pronounce it 😂😂😂
This game kinda reminds me of the first Clock Tower. A guy with massive scissors (called Scissor Man) would chase you around the house and also appear out of no where sometimes. I reccomend Jay plays it sometime!
LMAO when jay finally read "we have the same eyes" but then said. "Don't forget the ears" 😂
Bruh I don't even know what just happened in that game or why, but I couldn't stop watching. Why was everyone THICK, for no reason?! 😂😂😂
Kubz you uploaded on my birthday I’m so happy to celebrate it with this video!!!
i am so hoping this brings back the Horror rpg maker glory era!! i'm so happy to see the old type of menu ..tysm jay for bringing all games into light !
9:40 it depends what version of the story you know. I believe the only version where he has a son is Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio, in which Geppetto's son is named Carlo, after Carlo Collodi, who wrote the original Pinocchio story!
hey jay! i started watching you when i was around 11 and now i’m turning 14 in a couple months. thanks for 3 years of funny content!
I was here when it only had 243 viewers! love your videos Jay, you're THAT DUDE
School year started, but I have no scheduled classes tomorrow, now is the time to watch UA-cam videos for hours.
The voice acting that Jay does is insane
I knew it was weird how he said he was "Worried" about her, I knew something was off and i was right :D
can we all agree that we need jay to be officially casted in a game as a voice actor for a dark character with a foreign accent?
I stopped watching Jays videos for a while since I was busy, now i’m back on that grind 💪🏻💪🏻
I tried so hard not to laugh at the beginning with the son situation 😅
this is what happens when pinocchio doesn’t become a real boy 😔
"Buckle up because here we go" Always makes my day.
Bro Jay you can not actually believe how much you help me you make the most terrible moments hilarious so thank you
I love how Jay kept reading eyes as ears 💀💀
I love how this game was sort of a prologue or add on to House for Alesa!
12:52
Jay: I feel it I Smell it-
*goes in bathroom*
He smelled shit😭
😭😭
Can't wait for jay to play undertale, I think he'd make the playthroungh an astounding standup comedy!
Every time Jay read the word "Zagaracathal" its different each time 😂
Im love when Jay is doin voice acting especially Geppeto.
That was really some twin incest shit 💀 (ik they aren't even related so step bro as Jay said but yeah)
Can we please talk about how the dad is cheeked up