The Horrifying History of Hell
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- Опубліковано 15 лют 2020
- Who invented Hell? What is hell? And what misery awaits you when you get there? Find out in this, the beginner's guide to Hell.
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Ordinary Things
Hey dude you need to reach out to jacksfilms! He's giving people exposure by grading their videos. I'm gonna send this to you on multiple places so that you notice it quickly
Have you considered doing an episode on hats?
You really remind me of an energetic young Charlie brooker. I beg you do youtube screenwipes or something. Youre absolutely hilarious
I think it's a shame that u didn't talk about the apocriphae( a.k.a censored by romans bible) where the JC himself goes down there to do the religious equivalent of kicking butt, and take all of the souls (like from Adam all the way to John the Baptist) from hell to paradise, closing humanity's saga of being expeled from the garden of eden that was established in Genesis.
So, anyway, this is why the bible manga is better than this netflix adaptation of "holy bible'. Tcs, smh
"Thanks for watching! Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe" >> and that`s canon, baby! Although your presentation is truly unequivocal. :D
The true hell, was the friends we made along the way.
So true
I mean you're not wrong
"Hell is the others."
-French Philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre
Thanks Jack Frost
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
People in heaven seeing the tortured people in hell: Lmao get rekt scrub
And then wanking over the edge and trying to hit the damned. Extra points if they're looking upwards as it lands.
The funny thing is that this same thing will happen. In Islam the one who reached heaven will be very thankful but some will question where there friends are so they ask ALlah and they see them through a screen in hell suffering.. they are glad that they didn't follow their friends deeds...
Get gud in the next life, fool
Fucking noobs, next time actually try to get Karma Points lol
No they look down at them sad because they were not saved
They didn’t except Jesus Christ as their savior
5:35
Just a reminder that Dante's Inferno was the first self-insert fanfiction.
He literally made it to metaphorically and literally roast his political rivals
Lancelot predates Dante’s Divine Comedy by like 300 years
yeah it was a satire made too ahead of its time for people to get the joke
@@echu.6929 Actually the whole thing was about the travel of souls to redemption
But if a medieval Italian can insult a medieval Italian Obviously he will
@@echu.6929 A website about the top biggest revenge stories described it as if Eminem made an entire album about dissing and insulting you. And the church was so hurt by this book that they tried to stop it's publishing but couldn't, and even tried to build more churches but they never recovered from it.
Screw the bible and Quran THIS is how you attain perfection. Fought the world's most corrupt and powerful religion and made an eternal scar still seeping into their veins like taxes and money seep into the church's pockets.
“A pretty bold suggestion, that was later found to be plagiarized from reality”
I love this channel.
I laughed out loud at that line, this dude has awesome humor
I rarely ever actual Laugh Out Loud, but I lost my shit, when he said that.
I choked at that
"Through the death of a dog we can more comfortably accept the death of God." Another banger line right there
Leave at 666
they always say what the hell, never hows the hell ;-;
this made me lol
@@OrdinaryThings more than your dog/God pun?
You barely kept straight for that one
"How the hell?" ?
I like it's better cousin. Who the hell?
It’s going along swimmingly like a hot tub, but much hotter... Ohh yeah like the sun. That guy who said hell was the sun might be right
Thank you, Internet Historian for sharing this masterpiece of a channel.
Agreed, saw his post on twitter and just clicked out of boredom, wasn't disappointed!
@ yep same here
yes indeed
@Shirley Timple i actually just watched it, lmao. but thanks for the comment, my guy
Fuck yeah.
Clever, snippy, but not preachy. Offensive to everyone. Thus hilarious.
How has the algorithm hidden this Gem from everyone?
And no I'm not E;R even though I'm Black.
@@viscountrainbows6452 I'm telling you. This guy is so funny, edgy, attacks everyone and it makes him so good
@@viscountrainbows6452 E,R sempai-kun is the best StarWhores/StephenJewniverse reviewer in history
@@viscountrainbows6452 I think because he started 2 years ago
@@wadesheckles5420 he’s the worst and terribly racist
"The Catholic Extended Universe" LOLOLOLOL
All of Christianity is a wired mix of retcons, additions, and appendixes to Judaism and even to itself. As the video said, the Bible itself is very vague when it comes to the afterlife. In fact, some scholars don't even think that the earliest Christians believed in the afterlife, just that the dead would be resurrected in the future.
@@ZephLodwick I agree one hundred percent, that's why I found that Extended Universe bit so funny. So many Christians look at the Bible as the one true book, but there is no one true version of it. Like you said, it's full of all kinds of retcons!
as the Bible kept getting copied, eventually there's gonna be misinterpreting. But, from my understanding, the first draft (I guess) was made up of all the books(Genesis, Revelations, etc.), the authors of these books were "Divinely inspired" by God, therefore what they wrote was essentially coming straight from God. After that though, the people who made copy's of the Bible were not "Divinely Inspired" so they could've misinterpreted or just made a typo, and boom that change will now be present in the rest of the copy's made. I hope that this was easy to understand/makes sense, as sometimes my brain goes faster than my fingers.
@@prince_vibe_check3879 But wasn't the Bible like compiled at this one conference, back in the day, like the took out a bunch of books. These guys would also have had to be devinely inspired, right?
@@jochenarnold7215 Are you saying if the Bible was made at a council at one time? The books were made at separate times, by separate authors. The general conseus is that St. Jerome compiled the Bible in 400 AD, he didn't select the books though, he simply translated them and put them into a singular volume, this edition is referred to as "The Vulgate". But, when the authors were divinely inspired, it was essentially writing what God said, so God acted through them to write those books. The Bible canon, (Which are the books accepted as Holy Scripture) was decided by Rabbis,Scholars, early christians. But, Im not necessarily sure if they were inspired, I suppose so. To be honest, some of this stuff might be wrong, so I suggest you read and watch people who know a lot more than me.
Hell is a demonetized youtube video
Can't spell demonetized without demon
@@barelyawake868
Can't spell advertisements without "semen" between the "tits".
Hell: Also known as edgy heaven
The Linkin Park and 3 Days Grace AMVs wail through the brimstone catacombs for all eternity, and all ye take the form of the earliest drawing of yer OC on Deviant Art. Not that new one you drew in Corel, the one that’s a self insert edit of Sonic the Hedgehog lineart and colored in with MSPaint
@@razordoom1 maybe its not so bad afterall
@@razordoom1 Well at least the music is good.
Goth heaven*
@Pink Girl I'm going to go with feeling pain for the rest of eternity as being worse.
Im seriously tempted to show this to my local priest. Wanna know what he'll think of it.
Did you do it?
@@liviwaslost I woosed out. Perhaps when the time is right.
@@PauaP did you do it?
@@PauaP pussy
@@georgeptolemy7260 Shit maybe I am.
“Hell goes to Hollywood”
*It’s vice versa these days*
sexual scandals be like
@@echu.6929 trash they call movies be like
>these days
The internet historian sent me here and I regret....not coming here by self discovery XD
you had me in the first half, not gonna lie
@@OrdinaryThings Just got here via the same path. I will, eventually learn to stop calling you Steed. But first I have to post heavily dated comments to your entire catalog.
@@cocoabutt1711 which vid sent u here?
@@albthewise6135 The gentleman pirate.
The Internet Historian... Did not sent me! No no no. I found this channel, got amazed, subed, and than I randomly stumbled upon the gentleman pirate. Imagine the wtf i felt, and again when I came here to see ya all went other way around :D
fun fact: the few people who managed to survive the Hiroshima fireball actually thought they had died and that they were in hell
How the hell is that a Fun Fact
Fake. Japan is not christian
@@BrickMediaStudios other religions have hell
@@hert_man177 so that would make the existence of hell more plausible. If different seperate cultures have the same concept of an afterlife for the damned?
@@BrickMediaStudios no, no it doesn't. modern religions are simply adaptations of older religions which were themselves adaptations of older religions and so on. Hence so many religions sharing so many attributes like heaven, hell, what is sinful, whether or not screwing little boys is cool, etcetera...
You are a treasure
He really is
Great to see a UA-cam treasure telling another UA-cam treasure he's a treasure
haha hello
Did not expect to find you here, i'm glad i did. Hi dad
No U
There is a river named Cocytus near my house and never knew the name ment something! Also I live 30 min away from a necromancer place where it's said to be the entrance to Hades. All in all, nice neighborhood!
That sounds sick
😳
How do you have Internet access from the Fields of Punishment?
Ordinary Things: "Solitary confinement, surely the most hellish experience you can subject someone to"
2020: *furiously taking notes*
Sartre:Oh really?
Meanwhile at Verdun: Are you sure about that?
Introverts: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
The fact that this came out in February of 2020 is proof that Ordinary Things can see the future. For much of Earth, that was the last month of the before times. Shit hit the fan in March.
Honestly, when I got sent to work from home in March 2020, I saw it as a break from having to see anyone. And I still like it almost 2 years later. People are overrated.
Actually, with the Greek and Egyptian afterlives, there are a few things wrong. The Egyptian afterlife, if you don't do well on the scales, you are fed to a best-god, while the good ones went to essentially heaven. The Greek afterlife is one giant realm, where different sections reside, the truly wicked to Tartarus, Asphodel Meadow for ok souls, and good souls to the Elyssian Fields.
Really? I heard Egyptian heaven was just an idyllic mirror of the real world.
Actually you were only fed to Ammut if you _lied_ while your heart was being weighed.
A best-god? Well gee, what makes him the best then?
Jesus Christ, this channel is heavily underrated. Give this man a million subs!
id like, but the comment is at 69 likes an i dont want to ruin it
Halfway there already.
Just wait, it’s 999k rn
"They plagiarized the snuffing of a souls existence after death from reality."
lmao dude I found this so funny I actually cried and wailed in existential agony.
Dude, your humour suits my taste! Going to start binging
I'm so glad. Welcome to the ordinary crew
I haven't watched All Dogs Go To Heaven in like 20 years and it still haunts me
I can’t believe you left out Little Nicky in your list of cinematic interpretations of hell
That movie is honestly fantastic
Fucking love you.
I can’t believe you left out Doom Eternal in your list of cinematic interpretations of hell
If the sun is hell, is the moon heaven? Just imagine Neil taking a few steps and he turns around and Jesus is just standing there eating some cornflakes with big glowing eye-rings (angels) next to him staring into his soul and the 12 apostles T posing in the direction of the Earth.
Underrated comment
In Dante's Paradiso (last book of the divine comedy) there is actually the concept of the several planets of the solar system being heavens for different people. Depending on what your virtues were in life you'd go to different heavens. Great Christian warriors would go to Mars while people who were very virtuous in love went to Venus. Bit pagan for a Christian if you ask me and also rather unpleasant cause all the planets are just going to kill you over and over.
The Moon Goddess Elune watches over us from her lunar base
Mmmmm - eternal barbecue of the sizzling soul 😋 #beelzegrub #burgertory
You win.
Do beginners guide to earth, how to work the lever that dumps ice cold water on you and whatnot
These videos are so well written. Also props to the way everything is delivered from the way you speak to the editing. I haven't found a channel that feels like a breath or fresh air and not just the same shit we've seen a thousand times in at least a year so it's good to see. On the topic of hell, even though hell itself doesn't show up on screen another great movie in that wheelhouse is the film The Devils from 1971, I'd recommend to everyone. Keep this shit up brother.
Thanks for the kind words! And yeah, I love the The Devils and Ken in gen lol. Also, love the Francis Bacon pp, my favourite artist 🥓
What the *Hell* did I just watch?
hell if i know
Hell, I guess we'll have to find out
A CARTOON ON THE INTERNET
*Horns*
People keep asking what the hell? But never how is hell? 😔
Just wanted to let you know internet historian sent me here and I love it.
Your humor and style caters to all my humoristic fetishes.
Instant sub, keep up the great work
Interesting, Gehenna is the same name of hell in the Qura'an, Gehan'nam.
oh interesting. I did a bit of research into Islamic Hell before deciding not to focus on it. But the giant tree of human faces that exists there is some wild Meth-binge level madness
@@OrdinaryThings I'm not sure what you're talking about tbh. Are you referring to the tree where Adam and Eve ate from and God didn't like it?
Soz, should have been more specific haha. I was talking ‘bout this thing: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaqqum
@@OrdinaryThings Oh lol, yeah Zaqqum trees and their "fruits" are pretty intense. But not really all that weird, Im not sure where the devil's face came from, but in the Qura'an its fruits are described as "the food of the sinners." And in a crazy place like hell, I don't see it so far-fetched.
islam has the same roots as christianity
add a 70's filter and you are a shoe-in for actually Charles Manson.
When I was a kid, I always thought doctors were satan, because every time they give me a diagnostic, they start speaking latin.
I watch your videos when I'm going to really rough times and man, the scoffs and laughs this causes reminds me that times aren't always going to be bad.
Imagine stealing an old ladies purse, running into the near elevator and press the downward button.
But the elevator keeps going down and down and when it opens you're straight in hell
Talking from experience?
Your lats are looking thick, solid, tight.
“Goddamnit, Thursday already?”
"A pretty bold suggestion that was later found to have been plagiarized from reality" - Laughed so much I had to stop the video not to lose anything... pure genius!
8:46 I reach almost the opposite conclusion; The fact that ADGTH could instill such horror in me makes me think the archetypes are very deeply embedded. We as individuals may be un-serious, but those images are really quite in there. That little sequence always scared the shit out of me.
Not so fun fact: LiveLeak has been shut down three days ago.
RIP LiveLeak (2006-2021)
You killed me
I’ve watched every video in a row for 2 days now... amazing stuff man. It’s only a matter of time now....truly definitional evergreen content
This is your best work. Satire is intensely on-point, pacing is perfect, costuming works perfectly.
This video got my subscription. You fit more info into a short video than anyone I've seen. Keep it up!
Your humor is on point man. Damn good job fitting all that information into ten minutes!
I absolutely love all your videos. You are the type of person/humor I wish I could be around more often!
Been binge watching your content recently, and I have to say this one might be your finest work.
Hell is gonna be bad ass dude cant wait to meet you there lol
I hope that hell have good wifi connection.
Hell isnt that bad tbh
Just learned more in 10 minutes than I did in 9 years of school where religion studies were mandatory. Good vid!
good to hear (church history is one of my nerdy obsessions, so this was real fun to make)
Ordinary Things me too, I hate all religions pretty much and I’m not religious but the history and stories are interesting. Shame my religion teacher was such shit lol.
where is that?
@@nothere3806 You hate all religions except your own I suppose
I loved it. Every minute of it. I subscribed. Good stuff man.
Every video on Ordinary Things channel is quality - really can't wait until this channel blows up - well done man ! Love the content.
This is my current favorite UA-cam channel. So well written and performed. It is absolute brilliance!
Yeah same! The well written jokes built into the video essays makes this channel amazing :)
Trap lore ross, again. He must be your roommate I swear.
I wont be surprised if they're brothers lol they're videos are similar in a way and they kinda look alike still both are top tier commentators
I noticed this as well shout out to us for being hip and knowing TLR (my gf said they’re probably lovers) 🤦🏾♂️ women.😂
I love how I got an ad for becoming Christian on this video
It's a message from gosh
Give it a shot me boyo
i sometimes listen to music with religious and/or satanic references and always get these on it, they will appear on anything remotely relating to a religious topic
its basically youtube wanting you to go down the religion (and/or atheism and religious debate) rabbit hole because it gets crazy amounts of watch time on their platform when people go down it
@@b.l.8755 I was razed Christian but later developed my own beliefs
@@mrpineapplecc5342wow i'm sorry for you! being a victim of razing must've been terrifying, hope the people who razed you are brought to justice!!! ❤❤❤
I love your movies thank you so much for not fucking them up with hella ads don’t ever change
I very much enjoy all of your videos, but this one is my favorite
7:56 - “plagiarized from reality” 😅😅 Strong work.
"....suggesting that there was no hell, and that when sinners died they were just snuffed from existence. A pretty bold suggestion that was later found to have been plagiarized from reality." Brilliant!
Ever since I found you I keep seeing your videos your old ones in my reccomendations, this makes me happy
Glad you like them!
@@OrdinaryThings hi
4:20 See also: America.
"What do the good guys need with a torture camp?"
This is some fantastic satire! You are a creative man! Thank you for sharing what is in your head with all of us! :)
You have a real talent for turns of phrase. Thank you once again.
thanks dude, I try my darndest
Mate, just found your channel and it's brilliant. Keep up the good work.
You are awesome!! Watched all your videos and cant get enough!
As someone who was locked in a windowless room for three weeks as a teenager with nothing but a jacket and beans I can assure anyone wondering that true solitary confinement is probably worse than hell. Great video!
Bro, try a month in a basement, much better
"Hell" just means "bright" in German 🤔
and it derives from old germanic believe where the god of death was named "hel". so basically vikings and germanic people believed themselves they were going to hel and maybe if they were the best fighters to valhalla. so church just stole the word and said "this place where they are going hel ... it is actually bad place"
Hell blau = Light blue
DJ hell is suddenly no longer seems edgy
in austrian it's even better because hell means hö and bright also means hö
Love your channel and humour.
Dude you are my favorite channel right now. If I had tons of money to throw at you to release more videos I totally would. This video is fucking hilarious and informative.
What's really interesting to me is that prior to there being an actual "Church," when it was just various sects of Christians, there were a lot of different views on Hell and punishment. In fact, in those early days, the concept of Universal Reconciliation, the idea that Hell was not eternal and that in the fullness of time God would reconcile all unto Himself, was somewhat common. Then, as with most things that made shit worse, the Catholic Church arrived! UR has had a bit of a revival since the 1980's, and it's what I personally believe.
Still, fascinating to hear the full history!
Wow im a bit late but its cool to hear another Reconciliationist!
Little known fact: the Catholic Church "arrived" when Christ Himself founded it. :)
@@jamesb.russell2942not really, it was the roman empire hundreds of years later
@@amberhide04 Not really, it happened in Matthew 16:18. :)
@@jamesb.russell2942 This might have been a misunderstanding of between the idea of catholicism and the actual catholic church, but historically the institution of the Catholic church as we know it was born in 380 CE when emperor Theodosious adopted christianity as the official religion of he roman empire. Yes, catholicism can be traced to the teachings of jesus, but the organized catholic church only formed much later
As a Catholic who reads into a lot of theology, I have this to say about the concept of "Hell". As the Bible remains vague, it is relatively accepted that Hell is a place that lacks the eternal love of God, thus in reality, true Hell is much less than a Dante's inferno scenario, and more like the annihilation theory. Perhaps souls are conscious in this realm or perhaps not, we don't know. Most important thing though, religious or not, we must pursue love with one another here on Earth and focus on bettering ourselves rather than spending our precious lives worrying about whatever happens after.
For a Catholic who claims to read a lot of theology, you know very little of it concerning what the Bible has to say about Hell.
@@fahey6797 A Dante-esque hell will be created in the end times if Revelation is to be taken at face value.
If god's real and we're supposed to not sin, then why can we reproduce at all?
@@512TheWolf512 God's design of earth is perfect. Not perfect in the sense that it is ideal for everyone, but in the sense that it is exactly how the creator wanted it to be when it was made. And the neat thing is, the rest of the Bible shows how God changed his mind and started finding ways to work around his own rules. Make of that what you will, but that's my logic.
@@matthatt903 that's cute, too bad that there's no god, and, therefore, no "design". We define what "perfect" means.
I really love how your jokes are just part of the sentence with no pomp and circumstance. It's makes them all even more funny.
This is such an amazing channel!!!!
Plagiarised from reality Lmao
Say what you want but this was a hell of a video.
You are one of the funniest dudes I have ever seen on youtube. I love your sense of humor
Man I love your content
I imagine a True hell is loneliness and a world with no images or sound
Thats hilarious about heavenly sadists watching hell suffering like its the newest episode of their favorite show 24/7
man your dialogue in your videos is so fucking creative i love it so much
This is one of the few videos that make me feel grateful for the existence of UA-cam… What a delicious piece.
“And that’s canon baby!”
Love that line ✨
I learned in my college philosophy courses that hell was a means for the church to make everyday citizens behave, coincidentally, law and politics work very similarly; it is a sin to kill thy neighbor, it is also illegal to kill someone. It's sinful to steal, it's also looked down upon to steal
Morality isn't supposed to be practical. How does saying that gay acts are wrong make society behave? The romans did just fine. So that argument is false.
Jesus Christ these videos are amazing, you deserve more subs man
i discovered you from your “The Cure” episode, when i searched them up, the video i received upon looking at your channel is a nice welcoming
This is the textual representation of the meme, where the character wants to challenge the proposal with their index finger, but in the next picture they relent, their index finger now limp as if to say that "well you're definitely not wrong"
You've done a Hell of a fine job
Eeeyyyooooo
I just have to say, I really love your content.
Cue my favourite lawyer joke.
A lawyer has to have a very serious operation, and when he comes round after the anaesthetic, he finds the window curtains of his room have been closed. When a nurse comes in, he asks her why. She says, "Through the night, there was a huge fire across the street, and we were frightened that when you woke up, you'd think you'd died".
Great video, cant wait to see you at the Rack session later.
The true hell is that this game is in 50 frames per second
THE ENDING WAS SO GOOD, i am now subscribed
Keep up the good work I enjoy your videos
I showed this to my 94 year old grandma and now I won't get any cookies
hears bibble
*YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!*
This has become my new binge channel
brilliant video, brilliant channel
I don't drink, but damn I would love to have a beer with this lad
That was informative AND hilarious! Thank you
this channel is gold, gold i say
I wonder what God would think, if he found out that his followers were lying about the existence of hell to scare people into believing. I bet God wouldn't like that his followers make him sound like a cruel and vindictive God.
2:53 I'm going to start using "a cow God named mOleCk" in conversation
Great video. It is very impressive how you have so good like to dislike ratio with that topic. It shows how great your content is
You're channel is criminally underrated