yes, there is a slight chance he might actually fail DARREN HANLON ukulele cover

a Darren Hanlon song from his Pointing Ray Guns at Pagans LP (2010)
out on the back porch for season of the ukulele #664
xo
I gave you a flower
He gave you a whole bunch
He cut you a diamond
I cut you your lunch
I read you a pamphlet
He wrote her a whole book
He paid them both to the movies
I stole you a look
I cannot win
Since the day we watched them move in
Another sick joke
At my expense
But you can't live your life
With one eye over the fence
So I wrote you this song
She got an operatic medley
He bought her a car
I doubled you on my treadlie
I can't compete
Since they moved to our street
I candidly took your photo
But it came out a blur
In their hall hangs a portrait
He had commissioned for her
And on Valentine's Day
What was I to do
She got a ninety verse sonnet
I struggled with a haiku
Makes me see red
But I still couldn't wish them both dead
He's gonna fail
Yes, he might fail
Yes, he might possibly fail
He's gonna fail...

[@lajanicesanderson58]

What a song, Jon! Sounds amazing 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

[@andrewcharman-williams]

Very nice. Great version of the song.

[@Sandals28]

Awesome song ❤

[@tanyaaho7892]

❤❤Nice!
Is that the Australian singer you’ve told me about before? Wish I remembered what the song was called that you sent me..but..anyway the guy’s name sounds familiar. Love the pink shirt!😊 And those plants there behind you in that little raised planting area. Very nice. Been super busy here trying to find a decent balance for everything. I’m sure you understand what I mean. 😊❤ Got a couple songs in mind.. hopefully I can work at least one out for good ol’ Chris’s season.😊 See you❤

[@stacyfazekas929]

🎤🕺🏻🫶🎸❤️