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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024

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  • @SlipMaker
    @SlipMaker Рік тому +51

    They named the movie after the anticipated Rotten Tomatoes audience score

  • @dinertoast
    @dinertoast Рік тому +8

    Agreed with everything you said, I kept waiting for a time travel reveal and it never happened! Also I wish I knew where exactly all of the the people in cryostasis were going and why could the pilot make that voyage without being asleep the entire time

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому

      Exactly, so many details totally glossed over😭

  • @treasey8655
    @treasey8655 Рік тому +4

    god damn it Hollywood why can't you do anything right these days? It feels like there aren't any good writers anymore

  • @montecarlover245
    @montecarlover245 Рік тому +6

    I think I'll never get over this 😔
    And you're right!! We need a good dinosaur movie to enjoy these days

  • @michaelgiammarino6962
    @michaelgiammarino6962 Рік тому +6

    I'm sorry to hear you had such a bad experience with 65. It's totally fair. I thought it was exactly the kind of B Saturday matinee type of movie I was hoping it would be, and I was even pleasantly surprised at the things I wasn't expecting, like there not being a time travel angle, Earth being the "alien" world, and Mills coming from another planet. It really felt like Sci Fi from the Fifties or Sixties, drummed up with modern day effects. Also, the sound of the alert coming from the instrument panel, after he crashed on Earth, as he was regaining consciousness, was the sound of the Martian War Machine powering up its heat ray from the 1953 George Pal War of the Worlds. I got a kick out of that. I think time's going to be kind to this one. I also had an opposite reaction to the whole dinosaur angle. The more I watched the movie, the more I thought this was a better "Jurassic World" movie than Jurassic World, at least in regards to something like Jurassic World Dominion (although I really think the drive-in sequence should have remained in the theatrical cut; it would've really served the movie, subtextually if at all, to cement its place as a pure "drive-in" entertainment, and probably would have been that movie's saving grace). One regret I had, though, throughout the movie, was how great this would have been, not only in Dolby, but in 3D. It not only would have benefited the film by presentation standards, it would have worked for the film aesthetically, considering how much of a throwback pedigree it seemed to have.

    • @micalishis
      @micalishis Рік тому

      I thought it was a nice, funny little detail for Mills to call them aliens. It feels weird because we don't think of them as aliens, but to him they definitely are.
      Also, she was complaining about not knowing enough about his background and qualifications, but you can clearly tell from how he handles himself and his weapons that he has some kind of military or marine-like training, which I feel like that's all we really need to know.

  • @Strawhatsanti
    @Strawhatsanti Рік тому +4

    I completely agree. They seriously fumbled the bag on that one.

  • @dQnielK
    @dQnielK Рік тому +1

    Nothing in this movie mattered. Where they come from, where they go, when they are, none of it. Them not being able to speak to each other was on a long list of shit that DIDN'T MATTER.

  • @jerryp2790
    @jerryp2790 Рік тому +2

    All good, Secret Superstar is STILL (somehow) on Netflix, CLEANSE YOUR PALATE!

  • @Joeromano95
    @Joeromano95 Рік тому +1

    Actually checked my phone in the middle... I never do that.

  • @ghigotrieste
    @ghigotrieste Рік тому +2

    I love the passion in your review!

  • @CurtisEvans-qu5di
    @CurtisEvans-qu5di 3 місяці тому

    Who would be so awesome to see you make a prequel to this movie as well
    That could explain how Adam driver got together with 35 passengers he was transporting
    And where were all these 35 different people headed to were they all headed to 35 different places? 1:57

  • @theviewwithdrew9322
    @theviewwithdrew9322 Рік тому +1

    Great Review Havent Seen This Movie Yet But After Hearing The Negative Reviews I Might Wait Till Its Out Of Theaters To Check It Out

  • @simonstrobl7919
    @simonstrobl7919 Рік тому +1

    I am so sorry for your loss of 65

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому

      Thank you for your kind words in this trying time🙏🏼

  • @ThyXsphyre
    @ThyXsphyre Рік тому +1

    Couldn't agree more with everything you said!

  • @Problembeing
    @Problembeing Рік тому +1

    I was wondering about this, but thanks for confirming my fears. Subscribed.

  • @nicinat0r
    @nicinat0r Рік тому +1

    Noooooo :( im so sad the idea was so cool!
    Worse than After Earth im crying this is my heartbreak of the month, and I already got ghosted yesterday

  • @micalishis
    @micalishis Рік тому

    Why is it so hard for people to comprehend humans existing outside of Earth? Star Wars did the exact same thing and no one had issues with that.
    This is basically like if some people from Star Wars found themselves on Earth. No time travel necessary.

  • @mojolmao1752
    @mojolmao1752 Рік тому +1

    Just went back from seeing the movie and this is by far the best review. This is exactly how I feel

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому +1

      Appreciate it, sorry you were also disappointed though😂

  • @CurtisEvans-qu5di
    @CurtisEvans-qu5di 3 місяці тому

    I hope they make at least two sequels to the movie 65 million years ago with Adam driver I think Adam is female co-star did a great job acting
    In it
    65 million years ago with Adam drivers truly now one of my favorite movies of all time
    I am totally in love with this movie
    So you are wrong girl
    And everything doesn't always have to be so cut and dry and to always make total sense to be a great movie 4:37

  • @sdnmkhn
    @sdnmkhn Рік тому +2

    Nooo! I always had a feeling it’d be bad (and not in a fun way), but then I caught on to your hype and I started thinking maybe it’d be good 😂
    I’m a victim of gaslighting

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому +1

      Hahahaha I’m sorry😂 i was trying the power of positive thinking

  • @anthonykang4226
    @anthonykang4226 Рік тому +1

    Definitely a bummer to hear this about the film, but I always really like watching your reviews! Thanks for posting!

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому +1

      Thanks for watching Anthony!!🙌🏼

  • @RepublicTrooper125
    @RepublicTrooper125 10 місяців тому

    I personally liked this movie, but I agree that the girl should have talked. And to answer an earlier point. They are supposed to be aliens that evolved to be humanoid. Similar to Star Wars. I wish there were more characters in the film to show the Dinos killing capabilities. I will say; at least it’s better than most B movies with dinosaurs lol.
    I just hope someday we can get a cool Turok movie!

  • @jarrodbrecht7002
    @jarrodbrecht7002 Рік тому +1

    I finally saw this garbage movie. OMG I'm glad I watched your review and skipped in theaters.

    • @jarrodbrecht7002
      @jarrodbrecht7002 Рік тому +1

      Thought about this movie after it was over and it made me lower my Letterboxd score even more. I think I'm being generous with my 2 Stars. On my M Night rewatch I skipped 'After Earth' and now I'm wishing I watched that instead.

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому

      LOL, i honestly might think After Earth is better. Sorry you didn’t like it😂 colossal missed opportunity

  • @benjaminmanchett1507
    @benjaminmanchett1507 Рік тому

    That’s a shame I had high hopes for this one I trust your review though, loving your reviews and especially the fact that your effortlessly beautiful in each one… sorry I had to say it 😂 I’d still listen if it was podcast you have a nice voice too 🥰

  • @AniAni-gs7po
    @AniAni-gs7po Рік тому +1

    Man I was really looking forward to this one 😭

  • @CurtisEvans-qu5di
    @CurtisEvans-qu5di 3 місяці тому

    Girl you are crazy
    The movie 65 million years ago with Adam driver is totally awesome

  • @Morphed626
    @Morphed626 Рік тому +1

    All the reviewers I trust (including you of course) are saying it's a waste of time and my heart goes out to you guys for enduring this. Also not a great run for driver. White noise and now this.

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому +1

      I honestly liked White Noise despite it being a flop, at the very least it was a role much better suited to Adam Driver. But yeah, bummer that this one was also a bust.

  • @jorgeceballos600
    @jorgeceballos600 Рік тому +1

    thanks for the review!... as a HUGE Jurassic Park fan, do you think I could still enjoy this movie with some generic action fun?

    • @Brandon0844
      @Brandon0844 Рік тому +1

      I would say no because it was SO SLOPPY and hard to watch. I was SOOOOOOO excited for this and it sucked so bad😫there really wasn’t that much dinosaur action to be honest, they cut away a lot! It frustrated me.

  • @AnthonyAPerez
    @AnthonyAPerez Рік тому +1

    I was so hyped for this movie! I didn’t hate it, but it could’ve been so much better 😭

  • @josevader_
    @josevader_ Рік тому +1

    I’m seeing it tomorrow I’m
    Nervous but hopefully I’ll enjoy it or not

  • @gregorydavidson2744
    @gregorydavidson2744 Рік тому +1

    Nice review

  • @wesley6442
    @wesley6442 10 місяців тому

    I couldn't agree more it is painfully generic, so many jump scare moments and weak writing, especially the bizarre premise of mills being supposedly part of some space faring species before man? I still don't understand that opening revelation. It was very predictable, the dinosaurs were absolutely useless once they got close (slowly walk up before finishing them off but someone saves them) he is apparently part of some high tech space faring species and yet appears human, speaks English and acts and behaves as one, and while the CGI was incredible and realistic, so many scenes were shot in the dark and you couldn't see them that well so it was kind of a waste.
    And the parts where the Trex was ruthlessly pursuing them was just excessive, why would it chew on a giant piece of metal (their ship) to get at them, it probably would of given up and went off to find easier prey, so many movies do this same approach, it's so unrealistic. A predator is ruthless, opportunistic, stalks its prey, it doesn't slow down as soon as it gets to them, it goes for the killing blow before the prey realizes, its just set up to where the characters are never in any real danger and can always be saved by something

  • @jarrodbrecht7002
    @jarrodbrecht7002 Рік тому

    Unless Adam Driver is walking around without his shirt on for half the movie I think I'll skip this one until its streaming. John Oliver might still go see it.

  • @AlexAustein
    @AlexAustein Рік тому +1

    you're spot on with this one unfortunately ! disappointing indeed

  • @gihankanishka
    @gihankanishka Рік тому +1

    I mean this was a mess
    I love dinos and expected to enjoy it but forced myself to get through

  • @tomparker8282
    @tomparker8282 Рік тому +1

    so true queen.

  • @TheGalacticWest
    @TheGalacticWest Рік тому +1

    Haven't scene but in the trailer was good up until the showed the dinos. When I saw the T-Rex silhouette in the waterfall it looked oddly geometrical and creepy. I thought we were getting weird looking dinos but then they showed more and I guess I hyped myself up.

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому

      Yeah, i thought the VFX were solid but it’s very standard design. Definitely looked better in the movie than the trailer though

  • @toddlampe4254
    @toddlampe4254 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the warning! 🙂

  • @thebrentrobinsonshow2882
    @thebrentrobinsonshow2882 Рік тому +1

    I'm glad I didn't waste my time watching this. This movie looks very boring.

  • @heycraig
    @heycraig Рік тому +1

    bummer. well, you saved me six bucks and 90 minutes.

  • @ianmd
    @ianmd Рік тому +1

    Subbed for the Taylor Swift reference.

  • @Tomhyde098
    @Tomhyde098 Рік тому +1

    Well darn that’s a bummer

  • @alowren
    @alowren Рік тому +2

    w syd opinions

  • @jackal27
    @jackal27 Рік тому +1

    I went last night and it was so bad. God I wish I’d just rewatched Planet of Dinosaur instead. The effects were so terribly staged there’s multiple points you can’t tell what’s happening. Every action the characters take feels completely brain dead. And the dinosaur designs are TERRIBLE in my opinion. They’re so ugly and boring and similar! Where were the sauropods (long necks), ceratopsians, etc, etc? I’m fine with turning dinosaurs into inaccurate lizard monsters if your designs are at least interesting, but these were some of the worst King Kong (2005) knock-offs I’ve ever seen.

  • @armedfunkykong
    @armedfunkykong Рік тому +1

    Aw no :( This is so disappointing to hear. Great review as always

  • @harrisonrosemont
    @harrisonrosemont Рік тому +1

    better or worse than after earth?

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому +2

      Ehhh i think after earth honestly had some more compelling sequences

  • @johnofmalta
    @johnofmalta Рік тому

    Everybody want my man to be a movie star so bad but the dude lacks charisma. There’s nothing there there. The eyes give it away. They shout “I don’t deserve this success and I hope the world don’t find out!” JoM

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому

      I love Adam driver as an actor but i think he is suited for a very particular kind of role (not this one lol)

    • @johnofmalta
      @johnofmalta Рік тому

      @Sydney V Yes yes you’re right. You go Adam! Women are nicer than men haha. JoM

  • @joshbullock6377
    @joshbullock6377 Рік тому +1

    was considering watching this yesterday but glad i chose creed 3 instead!

  • @anandravisankar3661
    @anandravisankar3661 Рік тому

    A bad Adam driver movie after Star wars?👀

  • @JohnDoe-tm9wz
    @JohnDoe-tm9wz Рік тому +1

    Well, my boy Adam is the lead 8n Megalopolis so...He can put this failure behind him quickly 😎

  • @padyontour
    @padyontour Рік тому

    that the girl doesnt speak english, ok, i can life with that but why on earth does he talks all the time to her, and not like simple words but full sentences. in the beginning there a scene where he trys to explain the whole situation, in english, but when she tries to say one word hes like "shut up i dont understand you "

  • @zachary015
    @zachary015 Рік тому +1

    Definitely was looking forward to this but i’ll pass now. Bummer. Dino’s are right up my alley.

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому

      Hopefully we get a better one soon!!

  • @llamasarus1
    @llamasarus1 Рік тому +1

    It didn't hook me in because I'm not drawn action titles (they are too rediculous these days and are often watered down to cater to the Chinese market), but I sorry it wasn't what you thought it was! At least you were able to articulate how you felt about it in a productive way that made it worth having watched!

  • @Mortified_Penguin
    @Mortified_Penguin Рік тому +1

    I thought this movie was awesome 🤷‍♂️

  • @billeatson6190
    @billeatson6190 Рік тому +1

    Just watch Cocaine Bear instead

  • @treasey8655
    @treasey8655 Рік тому

    Sydney may i ask what you do for a living?

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому +2

      Boring stuff, basically government contracted research at the moment!

  • @toontalks976
    @toontalks976 Рік тому +1

    Sad. But true 😞 so aggressively mediocre

  • @CurtisEvans-qu5di
    @CurtisEvans-qu5di 3 місяці тому

    Girl you are crazy that movie 65 million years ago with Adam driver is awesome it's not one of my all-time favorite movies so you are a big time wrong about that movie girl

    • @CurtisEvans-qu5di
      @CurtisEvans-qu5di 3 місяці тому

      I meant to Text 65 million years ago is now one of my all-time favorite movies. I accidentally texted not. 😂😂 LOL

    • @CurtisEvans-qu5di
      @CurtisEvans-qu5di 3 місяці тому

      65 million years ago with Adam driver is now one of my all-time favorite movies of all time
      I am totally in love with that movie
      Adam driver and his female co-star did a great job acting in that movie 🍿🎥
      I pray to God there will be a a follow-up sequel to that
      Showing him and that girl going home to live with his wife happily ever after
      Add more adventures after that
      I really pray to God that they make two sequels to the movie 65 million years ago

  • @J_Tag
    @J_Tag Рік тому +1

    Adam Driver has been in some really disappointing and bad movies. If there’s one thing he needs more than a haircut it’s being in a good movie for once.

  • @martensjd
    @martensjd Рік тому +1

    So your saying it compares to Inglorious Basterds?

    • @SydneyVolpe
      @SydneyVolpe  Рік тому +1

      Quite the opposite

    • @martensjd
      @martensjd Рік тому

      @@SydneyVolpe I have to admit it. At one point I was hoping Bill and Ted would swing by and save the day.

  • @CurtisEvans-qu5di
    @CurtisEvans-qu5di 3 місяці тому

    I hope they make at least two sequels to the movie 65 million years ago with Adam driver I think Adam is female co-star did a great job acting
    In it
    65 million years ago with Adam drivers truly now one of my favorite movies of all time
    I am totally in love with this movie
    So you are wrong girl
    And everything doesn't always have to be so cut and dry and to always make total sense 5:10 to be a great movie

  • @CurtisEvans-qu5di
    @CurtisEvans-qu5di 3 місяці тому

    Girl you are crazy
    The movie 65 million years ago with Adam driver is totally awesome

  • @SenorPequenos
    @SenorPequenos Рік тому

    Julianna will be very disappointed next time I hear from her 😂😭

  • @alexleonce1913
    @alexleonce1913 Рік тому

    Very much the most wasted potential I've witnessed. I didn't even bother to think with the glaring flaws, it was too dull to even bother, lol.

  • @SpiderPigLives
    @SpiderPigLives Рік тому +1

    This movie has so many baffling choices, it is insane how it got made!

  • @DidYouZThat
    @DidYouZThat Рік тому +1

    Awesome review, Sydney! I think the trailer over-sold this especially with the directors, producer and main star Adam Driver 😞