Nah Chucks needs to tie Dan down to a LONG term contract. He's prolific when he's in front. I always felt when he was up top with Poet, Poet was always going for goal and not always providing regular assists when there was an open goal. So Dan would struggle in most games. But these kinda games, Dan is LETHAL!!!
@@osas2888 Errm I beg to differ. There are many real deep topics that I think lends well to Poets personality because with all due respect to Dan, I find Poet to be a deeper thinker than Dan. But that may be unfair as we know Poet's personality is strong. I think a better partner for Dan in these kinda games is....(Damnnnn forgot his name - the tatted Asian breh lool). Note: But I do agree with you tho that in some proper discussions Poet can become jarring. It's not so much what he's saying that's jarring tho, instead it's the manner in which he intercepts (interrupts), when he should recognise it's a team game, so possession play is key.
I swear, Dan's laugh will lift your mood for the rest of the day. Its the kinda laugh that is contagious, you don't even have to know the joke is, but you'll be laughing too
Nah Dan has a football analogy for EVERY SITUATION IN LIFE!!! 🤣 Dan: "Who hasn't had a shocking home fixture??" = A dead ting coming round to the yard🤣🤣🤣 I'm DONE!!!!
How does Chuckie not have 100k subs, legit one of the best youtube channels out here it's definitely made my lockdown easy. Also yeah leave Filly dafuc alone 💪🏼
Whenever they talk about a real life event and somehow relate it to a football reference, I am GENUINELY lost 😅 But it's lovely to see Black male joy so I'm here for it! 😂
TBH it's funny but not that deep of an L for Filly , he can shake it off , if anything it backfired for the girl as everyone is referring to her as a dinner lady, also people forget filly blew from telling dirty sex stories so this scatty behaviour ain't really surprising .
Lol nah, he moved immature & he’s dissed sexier girls on them shows & made them out to be meedi when in reality he was thirsting over dinner ladies. He’s gotta hold this L
@@eddy562 yh it’s for entertainment, everyone loves him cause his personality so he doesn’t actually think those girls are meedy it’s for the camera cause that’s his job 😂
I saw the clip on twt of them talking about the champions league finals & what not & was so confused I had to come here but with the context even as an American who knows nothing about football I understood perfectly & I'm CRYIN 😂😂
I don’t usually comment on UA-cam videos but you guys are the fucking best! Amazing episode this one! The football analogies had me creasing differently hahaha
Dan has a football analogy ready for every situation
Agree
On God he’s the GOAT.
Only men can sit down and use this to converse about things 🤣🤣🤣 and we fully understand the conversation 🤣🤣🤣
You would if football was part of your life
Dan* Some people are playing the occassion.
yh yh
Dan’s laugh cures depression 😂😂😂
fact 😆😆😆😆💫
Hahahahaha...Fully agree!
My day just started on a great note 😂
Underrated comment 👏👏
Agreed!!! 😂😂😂
Chuckie needs to get Filly on this podcast. Chuckie, Dan and Filly together will be a mad line up.
Filly’s been on the podcast before
@@Dedicated_.1 Yh Ik but that was 3 years ago he needs to come on again
And tricky on to that and your on to something🙌🏾😂
What did Filly do??
'Fixture Congestion' Dan just killed me😂😂😂😂
That was so funny 😂😂😂
Man said “ Everybody gets minutes”😂😂😂
Faaam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭
😂😂
Legendary.
😅😅😅😅😅
"Hands up if you've hit a medi ting 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️"
😂😂😂 I'm dead
And Calum in the mirror 🙋🏻♂️busted me up 😂😂
@@heykid95 oh shame I was gonna put 4 🙋♂️ cos i assumed he woulda put his hand up bit i never noticed the mirror🤦♀️😂😂
@@TYSHAAA oh I just looked real hard bc I just had to know for sure 😂
@@heykid95 timestamp?
@@danielmcdougall5624 If you look in the mirror at like 9:08-9:09 you can see his hand go up! Wow I sound like a stalker or sumn 😭
Dan's football analogies are top tier. A man said there was a pattern of FA Cup 5th round fixtures 😂
dan is the cousin we all wanted when growing up bmt
Dan's laugh is like your favourite uncle's aunty's and grandparents all rolled into one. Dan's a Halfcast legend
“Only certain managers can bring out certain things in certain players” I am finished 😂😂 the level of wit in the room is astronomical 😭
How does he turn everything into a football metaphor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its a special talent.
Thats really eating, sleeping and breathing football😂😂
And the fact they fully make sense kills me even more😭 You can't go make chamakh your captain are you crazy
😂
Ball is life.
Bro 10:40 I couldn’t tell if they were still using a metaphor or just talking about actual football 😂😂😂
Dan's comparisons to Football KILLS me every time!!! 😂😂😂
Nah Chucks needs to tie Dan down to a LONG term contract.
He's prolific when he's in front. I always felt when he was up top with Poet, Poet was always going for goal and not always providing regular assists when there was an open goal. So Dan would struggle in most games.
But these kinda games, Dan is LETHAL!!!
That's that old Real Benzema and Higuain attack
@@whoispookie1 first touch is immaculate second touch is even better
Nah poet would provide jokes here as well. It's the proper discussions where he's jarring
@@osas2888 Errm I beg to differ. There are many real deep topics that I think lends well to Poets personality because with all due respect to Dan, I find Poet to be a deeper thinker than Dan. But that may be unfair as we know Poet's personality is strong. I think a better partner for Dan in these kinda games is....(Damnnnn forgot his name - the tatted Asian breh lool).
Note: But I do agree with you tho that in some proper discussions Poet can become jarring. It's not so much what he's saying that's jarring tho, instead it's the manner in which he intercepts (interrupts), when he should recognise it's a team game, so possession play is key.
Incredible from you lad!!!
When Dan said “if we put out our mediest tings on the table, the world would be shocked” I felt that in my chest 😂😂😂😂
What did Filly do??
This coming up as a UA-cam suggestion to watch at the end of October 2024 with what is currently going on with Filly is insane stuff.
I swear, Dan's laugh will lift your mood for the rest of the day. Its the kinda laugh that is contagious, you don't even have to know the joke is, but you'll be laughing too
That "WHAT!!!" is the one. Come on Chuckie 💯💯💯
15 mins in and it’s been nothing but world class punditry
Unbelievable Jeff!
Couldn't put it any better 😂😂😂
When Dan said “hand up if you hit a meady ting” my right hand was flipping plantain and my left hand was raised. 😂😂
Facts🙈
The way Chuckie told Dan “You lost your mind”😂😂 cryin real tearsss😭
5:15
Nah Dan has a football analogy for EVERY SITUATION IN LIFE!!! 🤣
Dan: "Who hasn't had a shocking home fixture??" = A dead ting coming round to the yard🤣🤣🤣 I'm DONE!!!!
It's lockdown fam. Pre season friendlies, get the work in now for when the season starts 😄
🤣
@@Leo31291 I know I'm 2 years late but I love this one 😂❤
Calum reacting in the background like a born again Christian loud. Luv it
Timestamp?
Dan is too much 🤣🤣🤣 “CRAWLEY TOWN, BARNSLEY” 🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
THIS EPISODE IS LEGENDARY 😭 😂. Guys u killed it. With the analogies and all
“If Barnsley beat Barcelona they’d would be going to the hills and screaming about it”
Oi Dan I see what you done there big facts 😂😂😂😂😂
Dan's laugh is a mood changer for real.
How does Chuckie not have 100k subs, legit one of the best youtube channels out here it's definitely made my lockdown easy.
Also yeah leave Filly dafuc alone 💪🏼
"The man's scored at Wembley. He's allowed." Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Fixture Congestion" 🤣 Savage Dan KILLS ME!
Daaaa
I don’t get this football analogy? As in he’s beating bare tings and needs a breaks
If you just walk in a room and hear Dan laughing you'd start laughing as well not even knowing what the fuck's going on😂😂
“You’ve got a plasterer who’s come straight from the new build to the punaan bread” 😭😭
Whenever they talk about a real life event and somehow relate it to a football reference, I am GENUINELY lost 😅
But it's lovely to see Black male joy so I'm here for it! 😂
Me too. Im following but then again ... I’m not 😂😂 I guess it’s a guy code 😂
We got alotta time for you Queen!!
Same,! 🙈😂reminds me of being too young to understand big people's jokes but you know they're being rude 😂😂
This title did not age well... 😥🥝💫
Also the way Chuckie described Derrick Jackson’s shenanigans was 10/10 the build up was accurate and elite!!!!
Had me at “everybody gets minutes” 🤣
the football analogies are impeccable 👏🏾😂
This was hands down one of the funniest episodes! Dan is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dan literally lifts mood....I dont even know him but I know hes vibes already.
TBH it's funny but not that deep of an L for Filly , he can shake it off , if anything it backfired for the girl as everyone is referring to her as a dinner lady, also people forget filly blew from telling dirty sex stories so this scatty behaviour ain't really surprising .
Right...she should have 🤐
Lol nah, he moved immature & he’s dissed sexier girls on them shows & made them out to be meedi when in reality he was thirsting over dinner ladies. He’s gotta hold this L
@@eddy562 yh it’s for entertainment, everyone loves him cause his personality so he doesn’t actually think those girls are meedy it’s for the camera cause that’s his job 😂
@@annielegg5828 I hear the entertainment part but he always went overboard with it 😂 this is poetic justice in my eyes lol
@@Claireradusha99 Aand yet you are here commenting LOOOL, care enough to comment
Bad apple in the dressing room I’m gone 😂😂😂
Dan is a genius when Dan laughs you have to laugh😂😂😂😂
👑👑😂😂😂 11:15 Dan was on form today ! 🍾MAN of the MATCH! 🍾
His football metaphors/Analogy are elite.
The way you made are describing this situation is classic, man talk in riddles the best 😂😂😂 and Dans laugh is Epic 💯👏🏿😂😂😂😂
Get Dan his own podcast and breakdown life with football analogies lol
This is Definitely the greatest Halfcast episode ever. Savage Dan football analogies are world class
This is a classic. Energy, chemistry, harmony. Champions league
Hands up if you've hit a meedy ting 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dan is my guy
Imagine trying to expose someone and get called medi by the whole world in the process 😭😭
Dan is bang in form
He plays every now and again but he always delivers a man of the match performance.
If you clock Filly’s ting he’s a vibes man. Could be a 9/10 but if the personality is dead he’s out
yhh but he just wanted to jeet these average girls he weren’t looking for no personality check😂
@@mo3370 your right my bro! I should’ve left the personality bit out. JUST VIBES 😂
I lost it when Dan said “the meadiest” 🤣
I feel like I’m finally in the loop with Dan’s football analogy’s now 😂😂
I’ve never seen a football metaphor used so thoroughly and extensively. 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Perfect and yet I understood maybe 5%😂😂😂and I'm cool with that
@@PJ-po7fu same!! 😂😂😂
Dan's laugh... absolutely cracks me up! Football referencing, as always 🤣
Gotta like before it’s even started .... never fails ✅
I rah did the same lol
The title deserved a like enough
Fr
Elite level line up. This is one of the funniest I've seen in a while! The football analogies are strong.
I absolutely love Dan’s football analogies hahahaha they’re so good every time
Dan is so clinical with his football analogies and his laugh is so contagious
This is my favourite interview so far 😂😂😂😂 had me in bussing up
I’ve been waiting to get on here since I heard this on the Spotify chuckie taking the piss slagging us plasterers off! My hands are cleeeean!!!!!
This episode is LEGENDARY
Dan has the most infectious laugh I’ve heard, guy erupts like a volcano 🤣
Dan and his football analogies 😂😂😂. love it 😂
I’m here for the football analogies 🤣🤣👏🏿
Big up man like Saeed 👍🏼
This one goes up there with the Thailand adventures episode lmaoo.
This episode is ELITE!!!
Savage Dan is too much! FIXTURE CONGESTION! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Everyone gets minutes!” 💀😩😂😂😂😂😂DEAD!!!
The entertainment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 how can you lot make football analogies fit every single occurance in life, I can't cope.
Yo, these man had a conversation by using football as a code and the fact I understood every part is making me cry 😂
The football analogy in this episode is perfect 👌🏾
"...the plasterer has come from the new build...
...straight into the punan-bread?!"
😫😫🤣🤣😫😫🤣🤣
Savage Dan is incredible man 😭😂
the GREATEST podcast ever!!!!! the football analogies ON POINT!!! LOOOOOOOL!!
The football metaphors are on elite levels in this loool
As a woman that doesn't even like football that much... I understood every analogy said 😂
I expect Dan to be collecting his Ballon’Dor for these world class performances 🔥 an unparalleled understanding of the game 😂
Not only is this the greatest podcast on UA-cam, this is the best episode so far... I was in Tears 10 mins in 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dan has finished me hahahaha
They are those who pretend to know and those that do not know. I have to agree on that point. Well said Dan.
"both are wrong." LOL
🤣🤣🤣 Savage Dan.... The BEST Football Pundit in the World!!!
This is the best thing I’ve watched this year, I swear to God😂😂😂😂😂
The metaphors from Dan are phenomenal!! 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
Dan this was an excellent performance
Dan football references have had me gone 😂😂😂
"..nuff of these man take what is given to them..them man are going buffet and eating EVERY..THING.."
"CHRISTIAN BENETEKE!!"
Oiiii im finished!!! 🤣😫😫😂
On the story about Derrick
"you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain "
This has been one of the funniest to date. You guys crack me up
19:50 bruddah on the sofa start reminiscing - man said Every game looool his eyes took him back
My fav podcast of all time
I feel sorry for anyone that don’t watch football and don’t get the meanings😭
Lol I’m so confused but grinning teeth 😩. Just jokes and vibes for me right now 😅
No idea about football but context is everything 😂😂😂😂
@@CYaya88 they are saying sometimes men have sex with girls they think are unattractive just to get their nut out... pretty sad if u ask me
Man said these man eat everything on the menu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching this twice back to back, this one was toooo jokes 😭😭
I saw the clip on twt of them talking about the champions league finals & what not & was so confused I had to come here but with the context even as an American who knows nothing about football I understood perfectly & I'm CRYIN 😂😂
I’ve never laughed so much in my life 💀😂 “ Sam Allardyce football “ 🥴😂
Sam allardyce football was beautiful on the weekend 😉
@@MarvinAlcidesM 5-2 away can’t knock that 🥴😂
Savage Dan analogies are A1!👏🏾😂
I wish we had an ep with all the bloopers/outtakes! that would be reckless 😂😂😂😂
Dan's football analogies and chuckles food analogies are class
I don’t usually comment on UA-cam videos but you guys are the fucking best! Amazing episode this one! The football analogies had me creasing differently hahaha
This is my favourite episode so far 😂😂
This episode will go down as a classic. Dont tell me its not.
Hella quotoables
4:49 What did he say? 🤔