Yeah, so innocent she repeated it 3 times, each getting more and more lewd than the previous one and to top it off, she left blushing. Totally innocent.
Calli and Ina are still somewhat seiso. Amelia, Gura and Kiara though, they torched seiso to the ground and then threw the ashes into the sea. Then they torched the sea.
@@nameistanya I'd say Calli is more "close-cropped lewd" As in she does/says lewd things without realizing until it's halfway out, then cuts that shit off before it finishes.
Hololive En when they say something totally not lewd Gura: not realizing Calli: denial Kiara: tries to provide context Ina: hides it/ if can't apologize Amelia: frames chat
@@thebush6379 Why am I inferior to you? ....I was extremely particular about my life, ....grades, ....my public image... so someone would want me around...I am an ace detective... a CELEBRITY!! But YOU... you’re just some criminal trash living in an attic!.. SO HOW!?!! How do you have things that I don’t?!?! How can a worthless piece of trash BE MORE SPECIAL THAN ME!?!?
Kiara and Calli: the polar opposites couple Ame and Gura: the cheeky trickster gremlins that cause mischief Ina: the chill mother with the dad jokes The Hololive EN family experience
Kiara and Calli are the couple that everyone knows are dating, because one of them won’t shut up about it and the other one is totally embarrassed about it. Ame and Gura are the best friends that literally get into all the trouble they can just because they can Ina is the parent of the group, both trying to keep them out of trouble while simultaneously egging them on. Enma is the teacher that sees all of this going on and takes a big swig of straight vodka.
"when i watch, uh, when i c- co- when i consu- when i uh pa- when i see ummm he- hen- he- when i see art uhhhmm i per- personally i unda big ol badonka- the big ol titi- the big- umm im not a huge fan of the you know- the- you know- the big uhhhh- big- uhhh- size- *ahem* uhh size L *ahem* uhh emmm i like em smal- smaller, yeah, not to- not to-, okay next question" Nice speaking
Ah, Gura showed her true colours literally in her debut stream... You know, Twister and all... Literally yesterday she went to “Make Amelia’s boing boings enter the room before her” and accidentally futanaried her... Nothing new here... While for Tako... She is way more cultured than you might think, fella...
@@SimonNZ6969 Well, she isn’t close to be new to streaming... But yeah, she is new to a lot of games! And yeah, she is curious! And yeah, her giggles are cute!
@Lucy Kassune @Sergio Oritz In the east, Idols are singers owned by companies. They’re often treated as property and overworked, just look at what happens to some KPop groups. Some of them end up collapsing on stage.
Amelia knows what’s she’s doing. Kiara starts off accidentally and then rolls with it. Gura is 50/50. Callie doesn’t realize until it’s too late. And Ina is an Inacent cinnamon roll.
Gura: *acts lewd, ends up being cute* Kiara: *THIRSTY AF* Calli: *does something lewd, tries to hide it or change the subject* Ina: *says something lewd, just sits there watching the world burn* Amelia: *says something lewd, she doesn't regret it*
Yagoo: Oshiete, oshiete, yo sono shikumi wo. Enma-chan: Boku no naka ni, dare ga iru no? Both of them: Kowareta kowareta yo kono sekai de, kimi ga nanimo miezu ni.
My favorite was definitely Ame telling Gura she'd take Moona "from behind". Her reaction taking a second or two to register, followed by Ame immediately feigning ignorance to what she said is hilarious.
I'm increasingly beginning to think if anything this is a meta parody of the Japanese Idol culture. And these clips are just the tip of the iceberg into depravity.
To be fair, the super innocent idol that is successful in japan probably wouldn't be successful in the west. Especially in the Internet, something pure has only appeal if people are allowed to taint it.
Hololive EN Idols:
99% Lewd
1% Idol
SI
100％ lewd idols
The more English they speak the more corrupt they become!😈
I mean, Gura's pretty darn idol, whatever percentage of lewd she is, so...90/10 split?
That's 1% is Sora-chan
"Now I'm gonna show my body"
3 seconds later: I'll eat the chicken
Check ur likes
@@francisabellana445 damn
1.4k likes in 1 day Lol
The Duality of Mankind
Kiara: "The next snack.... is ME!... but only for Calli."
Ina: "......oh."
The disappointment in that “oh”
Ina might secretly be a perv
@@lildripity5313 remember, she’s seiso. cause she says so
@@arandomperson3991 I guess you could say , she *sei-d* so
@@atomseis5474 ina... how many alt accounts do you have?
@@atomseis5474 out. Now.
Calli: Accidental Pervert
Ina: Closeth Pervert
Gura: Childish Pervert
Kiara: Creepy Pervet
Ame: Jiraiya-style Pervert
Ya gotta be the master bait
Kiara's creepy? I mean, she's definitely intentional, but I don't think she's creepy.
Kiara is just... aggressive, but definitely not "creepy"
Jiraiya sensei would be proud
There is nothing closeted about Ina.
“...I'll serve your sushi... on a special plate-”
Calli: “Yeah.”
“-called Kiara.”
Calli: “Wat?”
👀
i'd like to enjoy that
Underrated
For some reason I knew exactly where that was going from the start.
She do be looking like a snack tho
I always forget that Ame actually ground pounded everyone's moms
I never forget.
How can you even forget? Every night... the sounds, they torment me
@@Quibs they torment US. *ussr anthem plays*
Ame is a MILF hunter
imagine she does to everyone's moms, at the same time
“There is only one response and it’s Thighs.” She truly is a woman of culture.
Anybody who goes thighs is a friend of mine. That's just how it is.
Anybody who goes with thighs has culture to the skies, but really, its all about the eyes.
"I'm back and I'm moist"
I’m so happy
Let me introduce you to my religion of midriffs
broke: idols
woke: degenerates
Degenelates* git it rite faik Phan
Ascended: degenerate idols
I like to see them more if they are degenerates
Degenelates
@@sleeplessotaku4688 okay
Every idol is equal or greater parts lewd and cute
You be spittin some facts.
I want to like but it's at 666
Faxxxxx💯💯💯
And then theirs Calli
No not really . But together they're pretty tuffff
amelia's joke was actually brilliant
which one? there's couple of them
@@atsukki The bait joke, I think. She's "Master Bait". An immature but otherwise amusing pun.
@@Maniacman2030
And it's true, she's a Master Baiter, because she wanted us to say "Master Baiter" and it worked...
How hard do you have to simp to call someone brilliant for dropping master baiter lol jfc
@@jasonbarry3301 I've never heard of that one, I thought she just thought of the joke relax man
"I'll leave my seeds in her chest" is innocent yet sounds very wrong in many ways
She knew exactly what she was saying
Yeah, so innocent she repeated it 3 times, each getting more and more lewd than the previous one
and to top it off, she left blushing. Totally innocent.
She clearly says "seed", she knew exactly what she said.
shes not innocent shes just sober
"Her big chest."
i Think Gura is lewd just like Amelia but just pretends she doesn't know anything instead of having a cheeky smile
*Senzawa
@@Arsov_FixTF2 stop please
@@Arsov_FixTF2 its fine if you wanna be tongue in cheek about it but its rude to just say it like that
like, at least make it funny y'know
@@Arsov_FixTF2 man can you like not?
*Reads title*
I like where this is going
Ahem... WE ALL LIKE WERE DIS IS GOING!!
*softly* Don't...
I do not
Hey mister
Do you want a Sprite Cranberry?
Calli and Ina are still somewhat seiso.
Amelia, Gura and Kiara though, they torched seiso to the ground and then threw the ashes into the sea. Then they torched the sea.
Ina will always be seiso becus she said so
@@nameistanya i know, right
Ina asked amelia to step on her soooo, I think Calli is the only one in the running
@@nameistanya I'd say Calli is more "close-cropped lewd"
As in she does/says lewd things without realizing until it's halfway out, then cuts that shit off before it finishes.
@@trla6505
*if she says so. Unless I missed something, she hasn’t
Hololive En when they say something totally not lewd
Gura: not realizing
Calli: denial
Kiara: tries to provide context
Ina: hides it/ if can't apologize
Amelia: frames chat
Of course the detective will frame others for her crimes
Naaaaaa Gura knows what she's doing. She does react like it though kusa.
@@shadowmurlock3686 Lol yeah Gura is the sneaky kind. Truly an apex predator.
@@thebush6379 Why am I inferior to you? ....I was extremely particular about my life, ....grades, ....my public image... so someone would want me around...I am an ace detective... a CELEBRITY!!
But YOU... you’re just some criminal trash living in an attic!.. SO HOW!?!! How do you have things that I don’t?!?! How can a worthless piece of trash BE MORE SPECIAL THAN ME!?!?
@@retroliar Amelia and akechi are the same person
Ame's ultra self censorship clip really ties it all together.
Ame: "Hello I'm Back, I'M MOIST"
Me: *almost spilled my drink*
Kiara and Calli: the polar opposites couple
Ame and Gura: the cheeky trickster gremlins that cause mischief
Ina: the chill mother with the dad jokes
The Hololive EN family experience
Kiara and Calli are the couple that everyone knows are dating, because one of them won’t shut up about it and the other one is totally embarrassed about it.
Ame and Gura are the best friends that literally get into all the trouble they can just because they can
Ina is the parent of the group, both trying to keep them out of trouble while simultaneously egging them on.
Enma is the teacher that sees all of this going on and takes a big swig of straight vodka.
@walphin45
Kiara and Cali are like that "special feeling" meme. The one with the Japanese couple under an umbrella and one of them is face-palming.
@@walphin4551 who exactly is Enma
@Caleb OKAY And the fun part of the name is it being tied to the Judge of Souls in the underworld. So it basically makes them Calli's boss twice over.
Calli the mom, Ina the chill uncle, kiara the freakish dad, gura the cute little sister, ame the lewd older sister
"when i watch, uh, when i c- co- when i consu- when i uh pa- when i see ummm he- hen- he- when i see art uhhhmm i per- personally i unda big ol badonka- the big ol titi- the big- umm im not a huge fan of the you know- the- you know- the big uhhhh- big- uhhh- size- *ahem* uhh size L *ahem* uhh emmm i like em smal- smaller, yeah, not to- not to-, okay next question"
Nice speaking
*Speech 100*
it’s the way she considers saying “hentai” 3-4 times before settling on “when i see *art* “ that makes it for me
Reminds me of that kid stuttering.
You know, it’s a real mystery how Ame-tan got her detective qualifications lmao.
She was going through so many ways to say that without saying anything too explicitly naughty.
Gura really gets a lot of mileage out of that blushing option lol. She's good at being a subtle perv.
Schrodinger's horny:
An idol is simultaneously lewd and pure at any given time.
An idol is simultaneous horny and pure until observed
It's usually the former
Ah yes, Schrodinger's VTuber Idol Theory
My favourite
"When I see H-hen, when I see a-arts"
-Amelia WHATson
I bet she has a folder with her own hentai in it by now lol
Mathieu L I doubt she'd bring it up like that on stream if she didn't
@@mathieul4303 Kind of hard not to when your own fans make lewd doujins and art out of you lol
Someone brought up her boins and her brain stopped working
Gura is so much more lewd than I thought. Ina is about as non-lewd as I thought.
Ina asked amelia to step on her
She's holding back her true power. Probably why she and Ame get along very well :^)
Ah, Gura showed her true colours literally in her debut stream...
You know, Twister and all...
Literally yesterday she went to “Make Amelia’s boing boings enter the room before her” and accidentally futanaried her...
Nothing new here...
While for Tako... She is way more cultured than you might think, fella...
Gura gives me the impression of someone with little to no experience, but a whole truckload of curiosity.
@@SimonNZ6969
Well, she isn’t close to be new to streaming...
But yeah, she is new to a lot of games!
And yeah, she is curious! And yeah, her giggles are cute!
I love when Calli remembers she's a degenerate halfway through a sentence.
*we always forget that they're idols because they act like degenelates*
_not a bad thing though_
What actually even qualifies them as idols in the first place?
@@MrMagnetron2 what qualifies any idol at all?
@@MrMagnetron2 they sing and look pretty i guess
Ah yes, my favorite coffee *degenelatte*
@Lucy Kassune @Sergio Oritz
In the east, Idols are singers owned by companies. They’re often treated as property and overworked, just look at what happens to some KPop groups. Some of them end up collapsing on stage.
Chat: LEWD
Calli: I am confusion
3:45 I ain't never seen two girls laugh at the number "69" that much
They had their plans revealed for that night.
same.
@@aquaEX bruh
tbf having 69 under the word "harmony" definitely adds to the funny
“An idol group similar to AKB48.”
* insert AK-47 joke here*
*Is currently watching a chunk of JP play GTAV*
Checks out
I love your pfp
Better
...what's AKB48?
7:02 My love for Amelia just skyrocketed there
Same.
Six months later how are ya?
@@aderpyturt uh oh
Ina is the only seiso
You know, the kind the that makes a mature joke and gets flustered over it
She's seiso if she say so.
She also asked amelia to step on her
I’d say calli is the real seiso. She didn’t know most thing she said more like of an accidental pervert.
Moms: exist
Also moms:oh you're approaching me
Ame:i can't ground pound the shxt out of you without getting closer
@Darkskyinvader1 momento moment
Why is everything in this WORLD a jojo reference?
@doppio yeagar bruh
“I was the bait, but that’s ok, sometimes you need to be a master at that”
Wait...
took me a while to realize that one...
"Hello. I'm back"
-Nice
"And moist"
-Nice?
theyre lewd like me, thats why theyre my idols :(
Ahem... OUR IDOLS!
you sound 12
@@colorbar.s yeah im bad at english, i am ukrainian
@Darkskyinvader1 we fight for the Soviet Yunyun!
Ayyy 420 likes
"Very rigid and very long"
"CAN WE DO SOMETHING ELSE"
I’m sorry but our idols can indeed be that lewd...
Kiara has actual bird legs, thick thighs save lives
Doesn't the phrase bird legs reference skinny legs tho?
@@priestesslucy3299 chicken legs yes but drumsticks no
I mean... gura live in the ocean, that's basically another tuesday for her
1: that last clip made me sigh so hard
2: Amelia is Mother to everyone.
So she ground pounded herself?
@@NateLeonhart yes
@@NateLeonhart i now realize the mistake i made. And I'm not changing it.
@@NateLeonhart tags: *s e l f c e s t*
I'm surprised 95% of it is not just Kiara, from the looks of it, Kiara being bottom left is like 60% of every stream and goes up when she's with Calli
When Calli's around, the bottom goes into freefall.
Gura, no! My shark has been corrupted!
Watson has been a bad influence on her.
She was corrupted before collabing with Ame
Stay pure kid, stay pure
@@deragana4074 she was corrupted before hololive
@@Showwieh I know
Ame's a pure idol compared to Gura's old life. I won't spell it out, but I'll give out a small hint; "$6.95."
Gura: "you want my seed?"
Ame: "sure :)"
I wasn't expecting ame to be the innocent one, nor gura the lewd
can we talk about amelia's ground pound joke clip starting exactly at 4:20?
All according to keikaku
5:35
"Why's Armpit an option?"
Always has been.
"Do it you coward" Man Callie engages in some intense-ass flirting
A tsundere pushed into a corner
Amazing
Kiara in clothes: 200 armor + W 280 Armor
Kiara naked: 0 Armor
"Lethalithy is especially useful against targets with no armor"
Ame just no selling Gura's jokes is so brutal
Amelia knows what’s she’s doing. Kiara starts off accidentally and then rolls with it. Gura is 50/50. Callie doesn’t realize until it’s too late. And Ina is an Inacent cinnamon roll.
Imagine if this is out of context
Ah, but you see, the kicker is that... this IS the context, so it can't be taken out of context XD
This isn't?
There is another video that is literally Hololive EN out of context... It's not all Kiara even though you think it would be
5:09 Ahh yes, Gura's seed on Amelia's big chest
...
Don't Lewd The Shark Loli
@@dakotamahlau-heinert3529 she lewded herself with Ame lmao; she wants those British biscuits and tea all to herself
@@dakotamahlau-heinert3529 *senzawa
@@Arsov_FixTF2 We get it, you know about her past.
@@Arsov_FixTF2 dude legit to showing off in every comment here
I'm normal not a huge Calli fan but that "then do it you coward" at the end was gold LMAO
Gura: *acts lewd, ends up being cute*
Kiara: *THIRSTY AF*
Calli: *does something lewd, tries to hide it or change the subject*
Ina: *says something lewd, just sits there watching the world burn*
Amelia: *says something lewd, she doesn't regret it*
Kiara: Calii, the next snack is me
Calli: What?
Gura: You want my seed?
Ame: What?
Ina: :)
I need a Watson Ground Pound T-Shirt.
"I was the bait. You know, sometimes you gotta be the master of that"
What? I dont get i.. o.. oh. OHHHHH
I still don't get it...
Silent Soul ...Master - Bait
@@silentsoul2196 look up primal play?? (assuming you're an adult)
@@rachelnicolas4518 ohhhh, I see)
Chat didn't even make her say that. She just said that
I felt a Japanese Business man crying in tears right now
I can hear your pfp
@@kr1on1c__65 *h a y a t o*
nobody:
Ame: I'M MOIST
"Please hurt me, mommy". *concerned ara-ara*
Nobody:.....
gura:
Do you want my seed?
This was so random, i LOVE IT! HA! HA! HA!
*Senzawa
She wants to put her seed in Ames chest
@@Arsov_FixTF2 who asked
*Y E S !*
7:58 Shark like boing boings
"Hello I'm back... And moist!"
What a legendary quote to end the video with
Amelia is a god damn woman of culture
8:13
It's not often that Calli actually calls Kusotori's bluffs.
I like it. It's very brave of her.
"it's only lewd if you think is Lewd" -Calliope Mori
but yeah I think the funniest part of Calli's lewd moments is how hard she overcorrects
Imitating Marine
All: Ahoy
Amelia: I'm h0rny
_I don't know what's wrong with that, they all did great_
I mean, she's could've got away with this if it hadn't been so quiet when she said it
The only benefit that comes with being short is that Calli won't mind that you're very close to her chest.. unlike a certain chicken
meanwhile, Yagoo using his piles of money to afford triple bypass surgery
"I mean, if you really want, I will..."
And there was much rejoicing.
Yagoo: Oshiete, oshiete, yo sono shikumi wo.
Enma-chan: Boku no naka ni, dare ga iru no?
Both of them: Kowareta kowareta yo kono sekai de, kimi ga nanimo miezu ni.
well, *RULE 34 ARTIST Y'ALL WRITING ALL THIS DOWN!?*
I'll do research shortly peko.
i want ina bonks.
*Bonks you with crowbar*
@@fangsoffuego I see this as an absolute win!
noo... *sob*
r/Hololewd it is
"i want the pillow! i want to sit on pekora."
*blink blink blink*
-Kiara 2020
7:08 I'm pretty sure she said "Hen-"
That whole scene was ridiculously funny
"Hen- uh when I see art"
I like how cali says things to assert dominance, but the others are too lewd to be intimidated, its the classical tough boy mentality.
Ame has the most smug expression out of them all, it’s so cute but hilarious at the same time
My favorite was definitely Ame telling Gura she'd take Moona "from behind". Her reaction taking a second or two to register, followed by Ame immediately feigning ignorance to what she said is hilarious.
7:02 : *brain disconnected from the server*
Yagoo cries every night thinking about his dream slowly getting further and further away
Please.
It went warp speed when he signed on these 5.
Calli: ...
Kiara: *VORE MEE!*
2:23 Oy gods, the hesitant way Calli says "If you really want, I will..." is just too much HHHHNNNNNGGGGG
Soon as calli said "I will show my body" she knew she was screwed
Honestly gura trying to be "lewd" just makes me kind of laugh and wanna hug her since it's adorable.
GURA WAS LEGIT ABOUT TO SAY AME 0:10
Remember what Ina said: "I'm seiso if I say so!"
If we call cali mommy and amelia is a mom smasher......... WHAT HAVE WE DONE
R34: nyyyyyyeeeeessssss!
I love you can see Calli tries to stay pure
The key word here is "tries"
0:23 she's getting cuter every single day.. My heart can't contain this
4:57 Okay the more you look into it it just becomes worse and worse
“I will show you my full body! OH NO” SHE KNEW SHE WAS GONNA GET QUOTEDDDD
Calli is such a helpless Tsundere and I can not deal...
1:18 the moment you realise you made the funny
I still can't get over Ame and her WHEN I CONSUME
Ame's jokes are out of this world 🤣
*V-tubers being Lewd*
Rule-34 Artist: *My time has come*
7:07 oh she is very cultured
Gura: wants to play twister
also Gura: cannot reach any other tile from the one she is standing on
I'm increasingly beginning to think if anything this is a meta parody of the Japanese Idol culture. And these clips are just the tip of the iceberg into depravity.
To be fair, the super innocent idol that is successful in japan probably wouldn't be successful in the west. Especially in the Internet, something pure has only appeal if people are allowed to taint it.
I never thought the phrase "I will leave some of my seed in here chest", could sound sooo lewd...
I love how the avatars keep having seizures while laughing
This put a great huge smile across my face 10/10 absolutely inspiring
Gura is surprisingly more lewd than I anticipated
noone:
ame and gura: *gremlin noises*