This Is What 50,000 Hours of StarCraft Does to You

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  • @ArtosisTV
    @ArtosisTV  18 днів тому +143

    1000 likes for another 50,000 hours?

    • @imrenemet1184
      @imrenemet1184 18 днів тому +5

      You gotta practice micro srsly.

    • @aaronliedka7242
      @aaronliedka7242 18 днів тому +1

      How bout 50000 likes for 1000 more seasons of asl errr *cough* SSL because reasons.

    • @aaronliedka7242
      @aaronliedka7242 18 днів тому

      Oh. And thank you for all the starcraft related content. Love seeing the contrast between your professional casts and your personal casts, and then there are these gems.

    • @erickfreeman424
      @erickfreeman424 18 днів тому +1

      you're a funny guy.

    • @Handle35667
      @Handle35667 18 днів тому +1

      If you’ve got to talk to your cat like that because you are obsessed with a video game you need to re-evaluate your life.

  • @BlueEyedSon101
    @BlueEyedSon101 18 днів тому +42

    Editor needs a raise lmao

  • @mrquickey3731
    @mrquickey3731 18 днів тому +54

    time for Arti to move on to Protoss

  • @420BankaiTime
    @420BankaiTime 18 днів тому +27

    Chills

    • @Gris00
      @Gris00 18 днів тому +4

      CHILLS

    • @bjently
      @bjently 13 днів тому

      I don’t get this meme

  • @dylanfalk3243
    @dylanfalk3243 18 днів тому +16

    Slow music at the end made me feel weird

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji 14 днів тому

      Yeah, I thought I had taken a bunch of cough syrup for a second.

  • @ThunderChickenBucket
    @ThunderChickenBucket 18 днів тому +10

    Do you dream about perfect scouts and well executed timing attacks Arty? Or are they nightmares, wifetosis and kids all speaking in SCV or zergling sounds?

  • @Dziaji
    @Dziaji 14 днів тому +2

    The medic is actually tied with the marine for the best pathing ground unit in the game. You just have to understand their AI about what makes them follow, and the fact that when they are done following (because they have healed the unit that they are following), they will return back to the last place you ordered them to be. RT just forgets to put them on follow or HP so they start following SCVs and such, or he forgets to give them a command when he wants them to follow, and they end up walking back into the sunkens where he last ordered them to go. It's really not that complicated.

  • @Handle35667
    @Handle35667 18 днів тому +5

    If you’ve got to talk to your cat like that because you are obsessed with a video game you need to re-evaluate your life.

    • @Judasdfg
      @Judasdfg 10 днів тому

      Coming from a dog, that says a lot.

  • @mes4925
    @mes4925 15 днів тому +2

    lol so there’s this old and awful SNL skit with Mike Myers where he plays this hyper active kid named Philip and wears a helmet, and this voice Arty is doing is like pretty spot on.

  • @jasonbarnes961
    @jasonbarnes961 18 днів тому +6

    ytmnd throwback? editor is goated

    • @trickm0nkey
      @trickm0nkey 18 днів тому +1

      YTMND memes really need to make a comeback

    • @OMFGRAZORGATOR
      @OMFGRAZORGATOR 17 днів тому

      ​@@trickm0nkeyye olde meme site

  • @DaveHcontrarian
    @DaveHcontrarian 18 днів тому +4

    It's the time spent off Sc and Off Cam Gooning that does the real mental destruction to this grown lad

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji 14 днів тому

      Projection much?

  • @WilliTheKiD_
    @WilliTheKiD_ 17 днів тому +1

    LOL That last donation was brutal.

  • @AuelReiuji
    @AuelReiuji 18 днів тому +5

    Big “HUE HEE” moment here 😂

  • @snaffu1
    @snaffu1 18 днів тому +3

    It's an older meme but it checks out.

  • @Rein______
    @Rein______ 18 днів тому +3

    7:20 killed me so hard 😂 i cant breath 😢💀

  • @Azuciea
    @Azuciea 18 днів тому +2

    "If they ever played with a medic they would quit" and you wonder why so many people play protoss?

  • @ezpz2680
    @ezpz2680 18 днів тому +3

    My favourite part about broodwar is that the better player always wins

  • @CultOfMonika
    @CultOfMonika 18 днів тому +19

    We have been blessed with chills

  • @Killercoldice22
    @Killercoldice22 18 днів тому +3

    In artys defense I've dealt with dragons so much easier then medics. Medics have a mind of there fucking own. It's the only unit in the game that does it's own move paths.

    • @FerencDojcsak
      @FerencDojcsak 18 днів тому +1

      Nah. Even tho Arty is right most of the time beneath all the raging and shouting, this claim is clearly over the top (midly said). In reality:
      Medics: they're like your gf in a shopping mall; she will stop at each shop to look in but at least will start moving when you drag them. Goons (or hell, even goliaths): you're happy if they don't crash into the mall emergency exit after they stood in the middle of the lobby for a minute, salivating, scratching their arses and pooping on the floor.

    • @Olagfigh
      @Olagfigh 18 днів тому

      @@FerencDojcsak When I was playing SC1 I had zero problems with Goons or Goliaths. Issues that people have with these units were a mystery for me until I watched some on UA-cam :)

    • @cairdin12
      @cairdin12 17 днів тому

      @@FerencDojcsak medic, goons and goliaths all have problems, and they are all the same. SC1 unit pathing is garbage.
      Goliaths and goons suffer because they are large. if you try to funnel units through a path (like a ramp or choke point) in starcraft the units in the back of the line or hell, whoever isn't 1st in the train will see that another unit is "blocking" them and will repath to god knows where, typically in the opposite direction of where they were commanded to go. this is what causes most peoples frustration with OG starcraft. THIS is what made starcraft essentially REQUIRE 300 APM (especially in high ladder/pro play). to stop or mitigate this terrible repathing, you have to spam move or A-move to make them drop their repath mechanic and do what you told them to actually do.
      medics are unique in that they will move to heal nearby units that have been damaged, but they still use the shitty pathing that every other unit does to accomplish this extra task they can perform "autonomously"

    • @Killercoldice22
      @Killercoldice22 14 днів тому +1

      @@FerencDojcsak dude even scan and rush say the same thing over and over. They all say that about the medics and they are asl players also

    • @FerencDojcsak
      @FerencDojcsak 12 днів тому

      @@Killercoldice22 and they say goliath is fine just as it is? That they don't group only 8 vultures just to actually lay mines? That scarabs don't dud?
      I mean everybody is entitled to have their favourite hated ai pathing, I have no problem with that, but claiming that medics (which are at least responsive) are soo much worse than terran mech twisters or goons moving aimlessly around (which you can clearly see time to time even in pro games) or freezing for seconds is just beyond me.

  • @Larsgman
    @Larsgman 17 днів тому

    Holy shit seeing arty losing his marbles to the goofy nuances of SCs AI walkpath or whatever it’s called is something to behold

  • @stardrifter2872
    @stardrifter2872 16 днів тому

    I laughed hard. Never stop holding the line Artosis.

  • @EB-bl6cc
    @EB-bl6cc 18 днів тому +5

    I'm with him. Just WATCHING zerg makes me rage, let alone playing against it. Mutas every damn game being OP and obnoxious as hell, then defilers being the most broken possible unit. el oh el Dark Swarm aka the ability with almost zero counterplay, wow much skill. We're super fortunate there aren't more good zergs like Soulkey and hero or we'd have ZvZ finals every season.

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 18 днів тому

      zerg is the strongest faction but i wouldnt call them op, most terrans dont build wraiths or valks, and most importantly skip acadamy which is a big mistake because firebats counter zergling pressure. as for defilers, science vessels irradiate, as a terran player you have comsat free scout any defiler shenanigans and irradiate them. Zerg is strong but there are tools to counter them. But yeah mutas are very annoying and plague.

    • @priontv5228
      @priontv5228 18 днів тому

      what's the counterplay for irradiate

    • @dog-n2b
      @dog-n2b 18 днів тому

      @@priontv5228 any unit that can attack air units

    • @dog-n2b
      @dog-n2b 18 днів тому +1

      there is no counter play for dark swarm. irradiate doesnt stop dark swarm from going down or kill the casters until much later and dark swarm makes zerg invincible

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 18 днів тому

      @@priontv5228 scourges

  • @0Akeldama0
    @0Akeldama0 18 днів тому +4

    how about keep some vultures with mines on hand and lay them when they do dark swarm?

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 18 днів тому +1

      never though of that, but best strat is to just comsat and the irradiate, zerg may be the strongest but terran literally have the tools to deal with their casters.

  • @jinku77
    @jinku77 14 днів тому +1

    I am starting worry about Arty's mental health at this point. I am serious

  • @majorleaguegrowing
    @majorleaguegrowing 17 днів тому +1

    lmfao plague and dark swarm OP

  • @veidro
    @veidro 18 днів тому +4

    You missed a censor at 0:44, TIME TO MASS REPORT!!

  • @SlimStarCraft
    @SlimStarCraft 18 днів тому +3

    I dont understand artosis complaining about unit pathing in this game, like bro you chose to play broodwar, not starcraft 2, there will never be a moment in sc2 where you will need to spend 15s microing a scv to build a supply depo

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 17 днів тому +2

      Yes but SC2 sucks and is on life support nowadays. This is why the number of premier games in SC2 have been decreasing while BW have been increasing

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 17 днів тому +2

      Blizzard keeps cutting funds from it because the audience keeps shrinking, Artosis has covered this in the past

  • @moralessanchezoscarelias6412
    @moralessanchezoscarelias6412 18 днів тому +3

    I think I've seen that pro players use the green cloud of the Science balls to target the potholes and also those nasty zerg wiggly worms. Idk, that seemed like a good play or nah?

    • @arandomlostsoul753
      @arandomlostsoul753 18 днів тому +2

      No, best use of green cloud is little flying kami kaze's, definantly!!

    • @dog-n2b
      @dog-n2b 18 днів тому +1

      nah, zerg is still winning at pro level

  • @davidhenriksson285
    @davidhenriksson285 11 днів тому

    "Dont bring up politics during my stream"
    Does just that when he is casting

  • @WhitePointerGaming
    @WhitePointerGaming 18 днів тому +4

    Artosis finally coming to the realisation many of us came to years ago. Yes, BW is old, it's not balanced, the pathfinding and AI is shit, and it takes 20 clicks to get your units to do something resembling what you actually want them to do.

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 17 днів тому +1

      Copium. That is just Artosis coping about his loss. The remaster works fine

    • @abyrvalg_
      @abyrvalg_ 16 днів тому

      @@orxy5316 I don't think they fixed pathing in remaster.

    • @smacker-os9md
      @smacker-os9md 13 днів тому +1

      Exactly dude. It's a well known fact in the international gaming community that BW is incredibly imbalanced and badly designed. I'm guessing that's why there has never been a pro scene worth anything. And if there was, obv Terranwould never win due to being so underpowered!

    • @bjently
      @bjently 13 днів тому

      @@smacker-os9md I was halfway through writing a comment, calling you an idiot, and then my brain turned back on

    • @smacker-os9md
      @smacker-os9md 8 днів тому

      @@bjently exactly dude. one of the indicators of a person with a highly capable brain is that they go on the internet to call people idiots.

  • @ATOQ777
    @ATOQ777 18 днів тому +1

    Truly a chills moment

  • @abyrvalg_
    @abyrvalg_ 16 днів тому +1

    Maybe try a little bit of SCII? Hate to say it but it might be more balanced and, frankly, Terran is far more easy there.

  • @OrbitalFoxzorz
    @OrbitalFoxzorz 18 днів тому +8

    Whys the outro sound so slowed down? lol. Hilarious video though 😂

    • @invisiblemenproduction
      @invisiblemenproduction 18 днів тому +1

      I had to Break the 8 min mark lol. Lofi version. It will be normal phase on the next video

    • @OrbitalFoxzorz
      @OrbitalFoxzorz 18 днів тому

      @@invisiblemenproduction ahh makes sense. Could always add a bit more arty rage 🤣

    • @bjently
      @bjently 13 днів тому

      @@invisiblemenproductionwhat is 8 min mark needed for

  • @randomman057
    @randomman057 18 днів тому +2

    If you could nerf either Defiler or Queens in ZvT, what would you choose and why?

  • @TheStargov
    @TheStargov 18 днів тому +1

    Maybe you could switch to 2. All Terran has to do to win in that game is make Ghosts.

    • @chloesmith4065
      @chloesmith4065 12 днів тому

      Half the time you don't even need ghosts just stim + a-move

  • @eigos
    @eigos 18 днів тому +2

    what was this song's name.... they used to blast it in the fitness studio I was going to before... i NEED to know the name of that song

  • @dragonnskin
    @dragonnskin 18 днів тому

    These videos are the highlight of every workday (though would love some stormgate posted here 😢)

  • @orxy5316
    @orxy5316 17 днів тому +3

    Daily reminder Terran is overpowered and it is hilarious Artosis doesn't do better with it

  • @ZealousPawn
    @ZealousPawn 9 днів тому

    Complaining about dark swarm and ultras is actually crazy person behavior. These mechanics have been around forever

  • @kala6nika6
    @kala6nika6 6 днів тому

    You are great, Arty !

  • @stuntarmamentarium817
    @stuntarmamentarium817 16 днів тому

    Why doesn't Arty just drop a nuke on dark swarm?

  • @cheeseburguhgaming9581
    @cheeseburguhgaming9581 18 днів тому

    Lmao what too many hours of starcraft can do to your brain i know this feeling😂

  • @talcha2906
    @talcha2906 18 днів тому +1

    I clipped this lmao. That first clip anyways

  • @Frank_144
    @Frank_144 18 днів тому

    the nikocado avocado of starcraft

  • @WickedServantEbay
    @WickedServantEbay 17 днів тому +1

    Nah you can pound salt it takes skill and speed to play zerg
    Its not Protoss where I make Probe I make Zealot I win I make Nexus I make Dragoon I win

  • @nihilinruina1603
    @nihilinruina1603 18 днів тому

    Soon he'll be a team game enjoyer. League arc? 🤣

  • @Odinoian
    @Odinoian 18 днів тому

    MACARRON CHACARRON WIGGY DIGGY RON! Legendary!

  • @nickcoleman32
    @nickcoleman32 18 днів тому +7

    Artists seriously stop playing and just get a really job, yes you’ll make less money but you will be so much happier!

    • @Olagfigh
      @Olagfigh 18 днів тому

      Is he really making a good money out of playing Starcraft?

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 17 днів тому +1

      @Olagfight From streaming StarCraft? Yes, quite a bit. From casting as well

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 17 днів тому +1

      Nick, casting is his main job, lmao

    • @Olagfigh
      @Olagfigh 17 днів тому

      @@orxy5316 Wow. I wish I have such an easy job as playing a game on "ok" level

    • @TPDA77777
      @TPDA77777 12 днів тому

      you are completely clueless lol

  • @Sho3z
    @Sho3z 18 днів тому

    bro vsing a zerg and loses some scv to mutas and then rando attacks the toss players like YO WTF I DO

  • @Gris00
    @Gris00 18 днів тому +8

    What are with these chatbots promoting lewd stuff? Artosisu what have thou done?

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 18 днів тому +2

      anime is the cause, not artosis

  • @ogrejiang1444
    @ogrejiang1444 18 днів тому

    lol this is gold

  • @PJJ196
    @PJJ196 18 днів тому

    Omg these videos are the absolute best

  • @iithunderii9800
    @iithunderii9800 18 днів тому

    Classic Danny

  • @dermensch2553
    @dermensch2553 16 днів тому

    Legend

  • @speakertrees
    @speakertrees 18 днів тому

    The fa e at 2:21 2real

  • @BrecMadak
    @BrecMadak 12 днів тому

    Why does he always play against valks? Is he his bud or sth?

  • @PaaLenTier
    @PaaLenTier 18 днів тому

    I farted

  • @Agagdhshh
    @Agagdhshh 17 днів тому +1

    Artosis hates talking about politics because he is a left winger.

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 17 днів тому

      What this has to do with the video?

    • @Agagdhshh
      @Agagdhshh 17 днів тому

      @@orxy5316 watch video

  • @pinroshan020
    @pinroshan020 18 днів тому +1

    Is Artosis on Drugs these days?

  • @Keatosis_Quohotos
    @Keatosis_Quohotos 18 днів тому +1

    Why complain about balance in a 22+ year old game? It's never getting patched. Why do you do this to yourself?

    • @Olagfigh
      @Olagfigh 18 днів тому +1

      It is balanced. That's why we have tournaments for the last 20+ years now (GSL, ASL, SSL, Europe and USA also had a tournaments few years ago). It's just a very hard game to play pvp.

    • @copyRtest1
      @copyRtest1 17 днів тому +2

      ​@@Olagfighthe proportion of asl winners almost perfectly balanced mathematically. Its amazing. I dont know how blizzard did it

    • @Olagfigh
      @Olagfigh 17 днів тому +2

      @@copyRtest1 They were top 1 gamedev company in the 90s... before huge money from WoW killed that company :(

  • @AsmongoldvsArtosisclips
    @AsmongoldvsArtosisclips 18 днів тому +2

    Dumb stream of artosis just keeps getting worse. It all went downhill when he threw away the asmr keyboard and replaced it with losers tts.

  • @LotsoOP
    @LotsoOP 18 днів тому +3

    Braindamagetosis :(((

  • @OpRedDawn
    @OpRedDawn 18 днів тому

    SKRRRRRAAAAAAA

  • @glarbzorfs
    @glarbzorfs 18 днів тому +1

    Lmfao

  • @DrKaku01
    @DrKaku01 18 днів тому

    ohhh man hahahahahaha

  • @CheekyPandaCub
    @CheekyPandaCub 18 днів тому

    I get the anger lol but why do the mentally challenged impression XD

    • @lousassle6553
      @lousassle6553 18 днів тому +7

      impression?

    • @albert4860
      @albert4860 18 днів тому

      Because he thinks people that play other races are retarded. And hes a Terran complaining about TvZ which is quite ironic.

  • @Agagdhshh
    @Agagdhshh 17 днів тому +1

    Donald Trump president ❤🎉

  • @superdahoho
    @superdahoho 18 днів тому +47

    his kids will grow up to see this side of their father one day

    • @pointlessmanatee
      @pointlessmanatee 18 днів тому +23

      I'm sure they hear him screaming through the walls and probably developed anxiety

    • @RyanTuller
      @RyanTuller 18 днів тому +13

      I always pictured arty in a sound proof streaming room so he would save his kids from this insanity

    • @IllTakeThisName
      @IllTakeThisName 18 днів тому +14

      @@RyanTuller His wife walks in and reacts to the screaming sometimes so theres zero way the kids dont hear it.

    • @stambe8605
      @stambe8605 18 днів тому +1

      @@IllTakeThisName For sure his kids hear him scream like he has PTSD, which he does tbh :)

  • @ivarkreuger3098
    @ivarkreuger3098 18 днів тому +4

    Even though he said it over a million times, when RT says he is gonna quit StarCraft I get scared every time

    • @arandomlostsoul753
      @arandomlostsoul753 18 днів тому

      If Arty says he's quitting Starcraft, it's just a day that ends with a "y"

  • @IllTakeThisName
    @IllTakeThisName 18 днів тому +3

    Leave poor cat alone :*(

  • @zalandarr
    @zalandarr 18 днів тому

    Been telling him since he started streaming broodwar just watch him cause playing it is awful lol. Spellcasters always been busted in blizzard games. In warcraft 3 they just overboard with units that hardcountered them (spellbreaker, destroyer etc)

  • @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175
    @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175 14 днів тому

    Observers and science vessels should make units see through the swarm.