This Is What 50,000 Hours of StarCraft Does to You
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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1000 likes for another 50,000 hours?
You gotta practice micro srsly.
How bout 50000 likes for 1000 more seasons of asl errr *cough* SSL because reasons.
Oh. And thank you for all the starcraft related content. Love seeing the contrast between your professional casts and your personal casts, and then there are these gems.
you're a funny guy.
If you’ve got to talk to your cat like that because you are obsessed with a video game you need to re-evaluate your life.
Editor needs a raise lmao
time for Arti to move on to Protoss
Never Again to protoss
No, he should play Zerg
TO another game i would say :)
Chills
CHILLS
I don’t get this meme
Slow music at the end made me feel weird
Yeah, I thought I had taken a bunch of cough syrup for a second.
Do you dream about perfect scouts and well executed timing attacks Arty? Or are they nightmares, wifetosis and kids all speaking in SCV or zergling sounds?
The medic is actually tied with the marine for the best pathing ground unit in the game. You just have to understand their AI about what makes them follow, and the fact that when they are done following (because they have healed the unit that they are following), they will return back to the last place you ordered them to be. RT just forgets to put them on follow or HP so they start following SCVs and such, or he forgets to give them a command when he wants them to follow, and they end up walking back into the sunkens where he last ordered them to go. It's really not that complicated.
If you’ve got to talk to your cat like that because you are obsessed with a video game you need to re-evaluate your life.
Coming from a dog, that says a lot.
lol so there’s this old and awful SNL skit with Mike Myers where he plays this hyper active kid named Philip and wears a helmet, and this voice Arty is doing is like pretty spot on.
ytmnd throwback? editor is goated
YTMND memes really need to make a comeback
@@trickm0nkeyye olde meme site
It's the time spent off Sc and Off Cam Gooning that does the real mental destruction to this grown lad
Projection much?
LOL That last donation was brutal.
Big “HUE HEE” moment here 😂
It's an older meme but it checks out.
7:20 killed me so hard 😂 i cant breath 😢💀
"If they ever played with a medic they would quit" and you wonder why so many people play protoss?
My favourite part about broodwar is that the better player always wins
We have been blessed with chills
In artys defense I've dealt with dragons so much easier then medics. Medics have a mind of there fucking own. It's the only unit in the game that does it's own move paths.
Nah. Even tho Arty is right most of the time beneath all the raging and shouting, this claim is clearly over the top (midly said). In reality:
Medics: they're like your gf in a shopping mall; she will stop at each shop to look in but at least will start moving when you drag them. Goons (or hell, even goliaths): you're happy if they don't crash into the mall emergency exit after they stood in the middle of the lobby for a minute, salivating, scratching their arses and pooping on the floor.
@@FerencDojcsak When I was playing SC1 I had zero problems with Goons or Goliaths. Issues that people have with these units were a mystery for me until I watched some on UA-cam :)
@@FerencDojcsak medic, goons and goliaths all have problems, and they are all the same. SC1 unit pathing is garbage.
Goliaths and goons suffer because they are large. if you try to funnel units through a path (like a ramp or choke point) in starcraft the units in the back of the line or hell, whoever isn't 1st in the train will see that another unit is "blocking" them and will repath to god knows where, typically in the opposite direction of where they were commanded to go. this is what causes most peoples frustration with OG starcraft. THIS is what made starcraft essentially REQUIRE 300 APM (especially in high ladder/pro play). to stop or mitigate this terrible repathing, you have to spam move or A-move to make them drop their repath mechanic and do what you told them to actually do.
medics are unique in that they will move to heal nearby units that have been damaged, but they still use the shitty pathing that every other unit does to accomplish this extra task they can perform "autonomously"
@@FerencDojcsak dude even scan and rush say the same thing over and over. They all say that about the medics and they are asl players also
@@Killercoldice22 and they say goliath is fine just as it is? That they don't group only 8 vultures just to actually lay mines? That scarabs don't dud?
I mean everybody is entitled to have their favourite hated ai pathing, I have no problem with that, but claiming that medics (which are at least responsive) are soo much worse than terran mech twisters or goons moving aimlessly around (which you can clearly see time to time even in pro games) or freezing for seconds is just beyond me.
Holy shit seeing arty losing his marbles to the goofy nuances of SCs AI walkpath or whatever it’s called is something to behold
I laughed hard. Never stop holding the line Artosis.
I'm with him. Just WATCHING zerg makes me rage, let alone playing against it. Mutas every damn game being OP and obnoxious as hell, then defilers being the most broken possible unit. el oh el Dark Swarm aka the ability with almost zero counterplay, wow much skill. We're super fortunate there aren't more good zergs like Soulkey and hero or we'd have ZvZ finals every season.
zerg is the strongest faction but i wouldnt call them op, most terrans dont build wraiths or valks, and most importantly skip acadamy which is a big mistake because firebats counter zergling pressure. as for defilers, science vessels irradiate, as a terran player you have comsat free scout any defiler shenanigans and irradiate them. Zerg is strong but there are tools to counter them. But yeah mutas are very annoying and plague.
what's the counterplay for irradiate
@@priontv5228 any unit that can attack air units
there is no counter play for dark swarm. irradiate doesnt stop dark swarm from going down or kill the casters until much later and dark swarm makes zerg invincible
@@priontv5228 scourges
how about keep some vultures with mines on hand and lay them when they do dark swarm?
never though of that, but best strat is to just comsat and the irradiate, zerg may be the strongest but terran literally have the tools to deal with their casters.
I am starting worry about Arty's mental health at this point. I am serious
I said this like 3 years ago 😅
lmfao plague and dark swarm OP
You missed a censor at 0:44, TIME TO MASS REPORT!!
I dont understand artosis complaining about unit pathing in this game, like bro you chose to play broodwar, not starcraft 2, there will never be a moment in sc2 where you will need to spend 15s microing a scv to build a supply depo
Yes but SC2 sucks and is on life support nowadays. This is why the number of premier games in SC2 have been decreasing while BW have been increasing
Blizzard keeps cutting funds from it because the audience keeps shrinking, Artosis has covered this in the past
I think I've seen that pro players use the green cloud of the Science balls to target the potholes and also those nasty zerg wiggly worms. Idk, that seemed like a good play or nah?
No, best use of green cloud is little flying kami kaze's, definantly!!
nah, zerg is still winning at pro level
"Dont bring up politics during my stream"
Does just that when he is casting
Artosis finally coming to the realisation many of us came to years ago. Yes, BW is old, it's not balanced, the pathfinding and AI is shit, and it takes 20 clicks to get your units to do something resembling what you actually want them to do.
Copium. That is just Artosis coping about his loss. The remaster works fine
@@orxy5316 I don't think they fixed pathing in remaster.
Exactly dude. It's a well known fact in the international gaming community that BW is incredibly imbalanced and badly designed. I'm guessing that's why there has never been a pro scene worth anything. And if there was, obv Terranwould never win due to being so underpowered!
@@smacker-os9md I was halfway through writing a comment, calling you an idiot, and then my brain turned back on
@@bjently exactly dude. one of the indicators of a person with a highly capable brain is that they go on the internet to call people idiots.
Truly a chills moment
Maybe try a little bit of SCII? Hate to say it but it might be more balanced and, frankly, Terran is far more easy there.
Whys the outro sound so slowed down? lol. Hilarious video though 😂
I had to Break the 8 min mark lol. Lofi version. It will be normal phase on the next video
@@invisiblemenproduction ahh makes sense. Could always add a bit more arty rage 🤣
@@invisiblemenproductionwhat is 8 min mark needed for
If you could nerf either Defiler or Queens in ZvT, what would you choose and why?
Defiler by far
Orange cloud
Maybe you could switch to 2. All Terran has to do to win in that game is make Ghosts.
Half the time you don't even need ghosts just stim + a-move
what was this song's name.... they used to blast it in the fitness studio I was going to before... i NEED to know the name of that song
Chacarron
You're welcome
These videos are the highlight of every workday (though would love some stormgate posted here 😢)
Daily reminder Terran is overpowered and it is hilarious Artosis doesn't do better with it
Complaining about dark swarm and ultras is actually crazy person behavior. These mechanics have been around forever
You are great, Arty !
Why doesn't Arty just drop a nuke on dark swarm?
Lmao what too many hours of starcraft can do to your brain i know this feeling😂
I clipped this lmao. That first clip anyways
the nikocado avocado of starcraft
Nah you can pound salt it takes skill and speed to play zerg
Its not Protoss where I make Probe I make Zealot I win I make Nexus I make Dragoon I win
Soon he'll be a team game enjoyer. League arc? 🤣
MACARRON CHACARRON WIGGY DIGGY RON! Legendary!
Artists seriously stop playing and just get a really job, yes you’ll make less money but you will be so much happier!
Is he really making a good money out of playing Starcraft?
@Olagfight From streaming StarCraft? Yes, quite a bit. From casting as well
Nick, casting is his main job, lmao
@@orxy5316 Wow. I wish I have such an easy job as playing a game on "ok" level
you are completely clueless lol
bro vsing a zerg and loses some scv to mutas and then rando attacks the toss players like YO WTF I DO
What are with these chatbots promoting lewd stuff? Artosisu what have thou done?
anime is the cause, not artosis
lol this is gold
Omg these videos are the absolute best
Classic Danny
Dan the man, Arty-San
Legend
The fa e at 2:21 2real
Why does he always play against valks? Is he his bud or sth?
I farted
Artosis hates talking about politics because he is a left winger.
What this has to do with the video?
@@orxy5316 watch video
Is Artosis on Drugs these days?
Probably
No but he should be
Why complain about balance in a 22+ year old game? It's never getting patched. Why do you do this to yourself?
It is balanced. That's why we have tournaments for the last 20+ years now (GSL, ASL, SSL, Europe and USA also had a tournaments few years ago). It's just a very hard game to play pvp.
@@Olagfighthe proportion of asl winners almost perfectly balanced mathematically. Its amazing. I dont know how blizzard did it
@@copyRtest1 They were top 1 gamedev company in the 90s... before huge money from WoW killed that company :(
Dumb stream of artosis just keeps getting worse. It all went downhill when he threw away the asmr keyboard and replaced it with losers tts.
Facts
Braindamagetosis :(((
SKRRRRRAAAAAAA
Lmfao
ohhh man hahahahahaha
I get the anger lol but why do the mentally challenged impression XD
impression?
Because he thinks people that play other races are retarded. And hes a Terran complaining about TvZ which is quite ironic.
Donald Trump president ❤🎉
his kids will grow up to see this side of their father one day
I'm sure they hear him screaming through the walls and probably developed anxiety
I always pictured arty in a sound proof streaming room so he would save his kids from this insanity
@@RyanTuller His wife walks in and reacts to the screaming sometimes so theres zero way the kids dont hear it.
@@IllTakeThisName For sure his kids hear him scream like he has PTSD, which he does tbh :)
Even though he said it over a million times, when RT says he is gonna quit StarCraft I get scared every time
If Arty says he's quitting Starcraft, it's just a day that ends with a "y"
Leave poor cat alone :*(
Been telling him since he started streaming broodwar just watch him cause playing it is awful lol. Spellcasters always been busted in blizzard games. In warcraft 3 they just overboard with units that hardcountered them (spellbreaker, destroyer etc)
Observers and science vessels should make units see through the swarm.
Or raise energy requirement for dark swarm or something. That is kinda cheap.