sadly they don’t own peach anymore :( alberts girlfriend (Kirsten) gave peach to her mum, she and Rocky used to fight and Rocky made it very clear that he didn’t want her there. Peach is fine though, nothing is wrong with her!
That first game reminds me of the nurse level from "The Heilwald Loophole", where one of the quests was literally the exact same scenario with the diarrhea patient. I don't exactly know though if it was meant to be a direct reference to that quest.
"Get your merch before it gets you!" Me hearing my garage open: Edit: So here's what happened: A car was pulling out of the garage when the screen said that so I did a funny
You know those white molds that come with swimming goggles? I once took some and drew dots right in the middle of the "eyes". I then took a mask, finding the eyes lined up perfectly. I proceeded to put this on all of my stuffed animals. I traumatized my friends when I hid one for her to find.
what i love about the guy who made this game is that, his games are inspired by some of my favorite horror games! and this game gives off that indie horror game vibe! :D
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see. Copy and paste so Albert can see. Credit: Zar :)
3:21 I don’t know what scared me the most either alberts scream or the guy crawling out of the bathroom Also poor Paige getting so scared she got tears in her eyes
@@georgehenrycalicoy1155 he killed those dogs but he made butter dog chicken too lol and then ate them soon he will release asmr of eating his two dogs
I haven’t watched u in over a year and u still somehow make me crack up love u and ur videos ❤️ Edit: thank you for the likes and I feel like MOST ppl can relate again thxxx :>
Just a thought, there’s this underrated game called 5 minutes and it has a bunch of different endings! It has funny ones and some creepy ones and you have 5 minutes to find each thing
they are his slaves, they are the ones who make his merch and get no credit for it. Albert doesn't pay them obviously. They have been working 24/7 since 1836 and have yet to stop
Person: almost gives Albert a heart attack Also him: * scuttling while have having a seizure, a heart attack, cardiac arrest, Parkinson's Disease, COVID, Cancer, The Spanish Flu, The Common Cold, The Bubonic Plague, The flu, and a psychological breakdown, while also giving birth to STUPIDITY* Im In A PiCkLe RiGhT nOw Edit: HOLY CRAP! THE LIKES! EDIT 2: I DO NOT LIKE THE FUGGIN REPLIES OF FLAMINGO BEING A BAD UA-camR!
I think flamingo should play the game "pinstripe murders" it's so scary, I didn't finish it but just the beginning was amazingly made and amazingly terrifying
I'm not gonna lie, the merch ads being like mini horror movies feel so accurate with Albert's personality.
I agree, they get more disturbing as the time progresses
Truth
@@pheebsvv fr
literally the most creative way to advertise merch
@@pheebsvv Fr
I love how there’s random moments where Paige just shows herself
Yay got you to 100!
Paige best editor
Change my mind
i dont
Buy flimflam merch are legos beat you up
@Sophasy Mao 100%
MatPat needs to make a game theory of the Flamingo merch mystery.
Ok
i agree
Yeah
yes yes..
299 likes ima ruin that
I literally love how Paige edits it so much. It literally makes the video 200% better
i disagree
@@kthululive no you don't
@@Forit26 ok
@@kthululive who cares.
TEA
this video is literally just paige and albert insulting eachother
Yup
And we’re 100 percent here for it
Yes always
hhhhhhh
lmao
alternate title: paige ruthlessly bullies albert in editing form
Ok
@@rlmrandomuploadlol7567 okay.. well if YOU think Roblox is cringe then why are you here?
@@kevinthepigeon6345 hes in every video of flamingos I just realized this guy has over 2 accounts
LMAO
Lol
Alternative title: Paige roasting Albert for 11 minutes straight
No cap
Frfr
Where's the lie..?
I CAN'T FIND THE LIE!
Fun fact: a kid in my cheer class’ name is Paige
@@courtneysavoy2013 Lol
Usually I skip UA-camr merch ads but alberts are genuinely entertaining and funny
Some of these intros make me feel like I've joined a cult
Same
You did the 0 Brain cell cult
Imagine Edens gate but it's this lol
You have 😂
Welcome
“This is kinda making me want a pet”
Rockie: WHAT AM I
Also peach:what am i? A ROACH?!
sadly they don’t own peach anymore :( alberts girlfriend (Kirsten) gave peach to her mum, she and Rocky used to fight and Rocky made it very clear that he didn’t want her there. Peach is fine though, nothing is wrong with her!
@@tocabuilds8500 They also have a new dog, I think her name is Akira?
yet not Mrbeast is the best he gives money 😏🧐 $$$$$$$$$$$$$ moneeeeeey
Rockie is family
I swear sometimes Albert’s screams scare me more then the actual jumpscares
Same 😭
yes
@Ham Sogan Oh, you're a bot that hate roblox?
Name all any bots that hate ROBLOX
@Ham Sogan bot
Realatanle
That first game reminds me of the nurse level from "The Heilwald Loophole", where one of the quests was literally the exact same scenario with the diarrhea patient. I don't exactly know though if it was meant to be a direct reference to that quest.
I’m starting to wonder if the flamingo intros are actually lore to a story.
You should get the 🌟game therapy🌟
Flamingo is so trash and boring
@@thefathamster9345 literally who asked
@@thefathamster9345 who asked?
ok
Someone from UA-cam: I got the most random intros ever!
Albert: *lies..*
Pogers MHA
@@kevinnoob2883 “pogers”
@@kevinnoob2883 Pogers
@@kevinnoob2883 pogers
@@kevinnoob2883 “pogers”
flamingo:”WHAT THE HECK IS THAT MAN DOIN ON THE TOILET”
him:”I missed”
@Ham Sogan Fun Fact! Nobody gives a fuck!
@Ham Sogan U Sam Hogan but not?
@@relaxer1148 why did u have to SWEAR
@@relaxer1148 fuck is nothing
oops I swear
Post it note: No hope :)
Nagito Komaeda: *We don’t do that here.*
"HE WAS A SKATER BOY"
SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOY
XD
Lol
HE WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER (lyric)
SHE HAD A PRETTY FACE BUT HER HEAD WAS UP IN SPACE SOMETHINGSOEMTHING ( why r we typing in all caps again..?)
FIVE YEARS FROM NOW, SHE SITS AT HOME. FEEDING THE BABY, SHE’S ALL ALONE
“This kinda looks like marshmello if his music career never took off” lmaooo
XD
yet not Mrbeast is the best he gives money 😏🧐 $$$$$$$$$$$$$ moneeeeeey
@@mrbeasthelp2109 Okay lmao
@@mrbeasthelp2109 uhhhh ok
HOLY I FOUND THE BOTS CODE!
"As you can see, I made quite a mess" Why are the patients being fed Taco Bell and having explosive diarrhea?
so sad rip taco bell customer 2021-2021
I am single single sink in our room number is CLIT salsa who are
Skis
Funny how I had diarrhea lately
my favorite parts of flamingo’s content are the rare moments paige gets a LITTLE too manic and start’s adding her own clips, they always make my day
I see flamingo has upgraded his budget to “nightmare level”
@ ok
@ stop ur so disturbing
@ stop the hell
@@loveloveranposillyguy you really think he cares, hes a bot lmao.
@@sfsdfsfsdfsdfsdsdfsdfsdf33 we know bruh
The merch advertising is just getting crazier
tru lol
j
.
Fr
I swear Albert could make a whole horror series, movie, and book just with his merch intros-
@Hug-O! Thank you :)
Yup
Fax
He should
XD
The fact that he knows spirited away makes me so happy.
Alternate title: Albert bullying paige for 11 minutes straight
i read this as " albert buying page for 11 money straight"
365 likes? ❌
1 Year of likes? ✅
@Ham Sogan aaawwwwww u sound like a grumpy baby
"GET YOUR MERCH BEFORE IT GETS YOU"
-best albert's advertising slogan
no, I don’t think I will
Yessss
free merch!
@@elfasto2255 the merch contains c4
@@edgyrat free c4 too!
Alternate title unlocked:
Albert and Paige insulting each other the whole time😻
lol
lol
@bustanut 🤨🤨🤨 who hurt you?
@bustanut excuse me?
@bustanut mha? Bro what the hell are you talking about.
I love how the editor comes in and says something, it’s funny
The editor is paige
Paige is good 😌
Imagine what Albert's intro will look like on Halloween....
OH NO
SO SCARY 😱😱😱😱😱😲😲😲😲😲😲
@@ej-ej49 SCARY 3 AM CHALLENGE 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😠😠😠
OH NO SO SCARY 😱😱😱😨😱😨😱😱😨😨😱😨
Uh oh
I like how he’s slowly turning into a psychopath and he’s now talking about things that are not meant for kids lol
I believe his content is for 8-14 year olds, so he needs to keep his older audience entertained,
@@Su1xq I agree on behalf of all 12-14 year olds
wait what he talking about that isnt meant for kids 🤣🤣
@@Su1xq I feel like a loser for watching him now thanks
@@Its.Alright -._-.
4:38 SEEING THAT BIT OF CODY AND NOEL FROM A THATS CRINGE VIDEO MADE ME GENUINELY SO HAPPY
SAME I WAS LOOKING FOR COMMENTS ABT THIS
Paige seeing crawling man: That scared me so bad I have tears in my eyes
When the little guy was turning around slow an add saying "loading" popped up. Lol
"Get your merch before it gets you!"
Me hearing my garage open:
Edit: So here's what happened: A car was pulling out of the garage when the screen said that so I did a funny
The Noob Animations was never seen again last sighting of him was 2 hours ago
@@crabcak3s758 people say that they saw sightings of him staring…..
Top 10 anime deaths:
@@crabcak3s758 The local police department has no leads on where he could have gone.
run
Let's all appreciate Paige for dealing with my favorite UA-camr
no
These comments are the reason why we don't
@@pmkiyu8896 don't what
lrreassn ilorsea😏
@Lemon Drop Have health insurance
4:27
i love the heildward loophole! glad it’s getting somewhat of recognition somewhere!
“Get your merch or it well get you”
_Really, Teehee?_
._. I will be at your house soon
TEEHEE TE NANDAYO
._. I will come to your house in 2 minutes
@@tiarrithomas2691 i hope it daddies me then QwQ
@@tiarrithomas2691 alright ill stop lol
"The most disturbing Roblox experience"
Also Albert: Makes the most 3 Am cursed intros for his vids
ikr
You guys responding to troll comments remind me how easy it is to faiI in life.
@UCw40kaIn1bJMEVlODqfdY8w you guys making troll (*BAD*) Troll comments and your a fake rlm remind me how easy it is to faiI in life.
@@rlmrandomuploadlol7567 its a shame
@@rlmrandomuploadlol7567 THAT YOU'RE NOT REAL
I love Paige editing herself in. It adds to the video a lot in my opinion.
Same! I love when Paige edits!
You know those white molds that come with swimming goggles? I once took some and drew dots right in the middle of the "eyes". I then took a mask, finding the eyes lined up perfectly. I proceeded to put this on all of my stuffed animals. I traumatized my friends when I hid one for her to find.
These intros could be real movies I swear 😂
Heyyyy daddy ;)
@@Captain_ZER0 ew
Yea someone should put them in a compilation
@@Captain_ZER0 ... :/
We need a “Paige reacts to unedited Albert video”
VOUCH
Flamingo is so trash and boring
ok
@@thefathamster9345 rude
@@thefathamster9345 and he’s not boring for me
MY DAD LITERALLY JUST WALKED IN AND SAID HOW ANNOYING IT IS WHEN YOU SCREAM LMAO
Disown him
@@necko697 how do you disown ur parents
@@donk-dwonk u just do
@@tartfarted ah thanks
same
3:22 IM CRYING LAUGHING AT HOW IT CRAWLS OMFG 😭😭😭
Does Albert just have a tab for his merch. Like a dying dog shows up on screen and he sees a great mech plug-in moment
Your username
“Shane Dawson hair routine”
- Albert’s UA-cam search History
I saw too lol
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
@@thefancy651 what
Mr Myers it was at the beginning
@Ham Sogan go cry
@@thefancy651 wtf is wrong with you
I always love his intros they can’t be beaten.
@Jaison Ngock-Ita yes
@Jaison Ngock-Ita no
@@addictedtogoodmusic no
@@sadeharrison1758 they are
what i love about the guy who made this game is that, his games are inspired by some of my favorite horror games! and this game gives off that indie horror game vibe! :D
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see.
Copy and paste so Albert can see.
Credit: Zar :)
Wow
I like this a lot 👽
HE SAID HE WOULDNT DO IT SHUT UP
@@edgyrat the shut up wasn’t needed to be added
@@antotwella well they spam every video with it even tho he said he wouldnt do it
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING FROM THE HUMAN CRAWLING SO SO SO FAST LIKE A PICKLE XDDDD
Bruh that scared me so bad lmao
How do you compare that to a pickle
@@jcw8719 fr😨
LOLL
Your not alone bro
*the intro’s are just a different level on sanity everytime*
fr
only albert could make mini horror movies to advertise his hoodies ☺️
3:21 I don’t know what scared me the most either alberts scream or the guy crawling out of the bathroom
Also poor Paige getting so scared she got tears in her eyes
LOL
I laugh so much because that patient was so funny went it walks
*went it walks*
*y…e…s…*
Our silent killer is here
Me: *sees intro*
Ah, yes classic Albert .
Yes, it is truly him
Heyyyy daddy ;)
the merch will not get me until it know where i live but it doesn't because i didn't ordered one
3:21 this is how i walk when im too lazy to stand
That scene scare me
3:19 I literally screamed at the top of my lungs
@ why on my comment
I laughed
Not surprising
@ ßish shut up
@ nobody cares stop
Ngl Albert should make a horror movie about his precious bean and random heads he got in his basement-
Lmao ye
Yes
Yes
Yes
𝙸𝙼 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙴...
3:21 Ngl this part actually scared me and the way he walks is terrifying that it almost gave me a heart attack
I am awake at 11 30 and i cant tell if my brain is shutting down but I thought that the animation was funny
𝙸𝙼 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙴...
Same
@@gavinmarmon3098 03:40 am on brazil lol
Me to
Somehow flamingos merch advertisements always look like clips from horror movies
I actually thought the intro was a add for a scary movie LOLOL
I did too for like 2 seconds cuz I was just searching scary movies lol
@@alliemarie5536 xddddd
@Ham Sogan huhhhhh
The guy who makes these games reminds me of Puppet Combo (Indie game dev) they make simular games to this
Squirell stapler
Woah, I agree. It reminds me of that too
power drill man
I agree, they are alike in some way but different
Oh do u mean the guy who made nightshift, stay out of the house etc
Or is he the guy who made those japanese store games cuz i cant really remember
“ I ate all of my ‘CO-WORKERS’ “
How everyone reacts:
👌
Edit: just saw spirited away
No face is my favourite character
@ shut up
Heyyyy daddy ;)
@ nah
@@Captain_ZER0 how many fathers do you have
@@Captain_ZER0 what😳
I really laughed hard when that weird human walked or crawled like that 😂😂😂
“Not gonna lie this is starting to make me want a pet”
Did albert just forget he had two dogs?
u dont know the news? he killed them
@@georgehenrycalicoy1155BSHFBAKJDHASH
@@georgehenrycalicoy1155 he killed those dogs but he made butter dog chicken too lol and then ate them soon he will release asmr of eating his two dogs
@@georgehenrycalicoy1155 What- its a joke right 😅....
@@arinamarinova5570 no this isn’t a joke :)
Me having a great summer: Overdue Homework: 3:19
You: 3:21 and 3:25
"He was a skater boy"
SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOY
HE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
NOW HES A SUPERSTaR
𝙸𝙼 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙴...
@@kydnzcornr jammin on his guitar
@@carsonbarnesharp you got that from tiktok didnt you
Albert: *takes crowbar*
person: *cutely crawls away*
"The most disturbing roblox experience."
His fans: "here we go again"
@@KFP_Fanboy yes
I"m ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 yes
@Ahmed Hassan yes
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 stfu
I haven’t watched u in over a year and u still somehow make me crack up love u and ur videos ❤️
Edit: thank you for the likes and I feel like MOST ppl can relate again thxxx :>
@ ok
@ bruh this is the third time I’ve seen a person like you
Keep it up! 👍
@@pendadenda1331 it's a bot chill
Heyyyy daddy ;)
ea Sports
I love how Paige knows Albert so much she does effects and stuff before he even says it
Heyyyy daddy ;)
Or maybe... she's the editor... so she knows what happens next... 🤯
mind blowing, ikr
8:43 best moment in all of history.
3:20
The principal when you escape the classroom:
@Ham Sogan shut up baby
Bro thats scary
Me watching this before sleeping knowing it will be a horror game video: I think I want nightmares
First comment
Second comment
Third comment
fourth comment
this is roblox u cant get scared bruh
Albert: Get out of my spaceee *Wheeze*
Me: *Wheeze*
Albert: *Passes blue computer*
Me: ALBERT. WHAT WAS THAT. ALBERTTTTTT
Edit: OMG 260 LIKES- TTYYYYY
All of the computers were off but the blue one
@@ProkZsuper *blouwbiuw onee*
Didn't get it
I wonder how is that guy that went to the door in the intro
𝙸𝙼 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙴...
I love it how Albert never fails to make me laugh 👁️👄👁️🍺
Just a thought, there’s this underrated game called 5 minutes and it has a bunch of different endings!
It has funny ones and some creepy ones and you have 5 minutes to find each thing
i couldnt find it, can you link it?
𝙸𝙼 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙱𝙱𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙴...
@@trashygamesyt it’s an idea, so probably not an actual game but it sounds cool
Albert: this makes me want a pet.
The gerbils and the dogs: what am I to you?! Ur merch
i only watch albert’s channel, i had no idea he had another dog and gerbils.
they are his slaves, they are the ones who make his merch and get no credit for it. Albert doesn't pay them obviously. They have been working 24/7 since 1836 and have yet to stop
69 likes
The most disturbing thing on roblox is edaters 😭
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 10042
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current subs 10042
My parents said if I get 2k I can get a bike plzz help me 😭🙏
can't believe your still playing Roblox. You must play Fortnite instead which is growing faster than Roblox
@@ceegeetee don’t beg
Imagine watching his vids while eating then this one auto plays for you... That was just great
We gotta be honest- he makes the BEST intros
Paige putting herself in some clips of the video is genuinely hilarious lol
Albert could actually make a movie on the intro.
1:38 he is M A N S P R E A D I N G
that joke delayed but then just made me giggling
"one glass of water is worth a thousand screams." Albert: *Cutely drinks water*
Albert is rude because he never uploads Fortnite
...
It is?
@@rlmrandomuploadlol7567 bruh, we don’t care
@@rlmrandomuploadlol7567 I don’t really think he cares
@@rlmrandomuploadlol7567 Fortnite is trash. Who cares?
i love how paige gives us an inside look-
Paige has saved everyone with OCD from albert's non-centeredness
so now everyone has odc now. cool.
It’s OCD
And they said everyone that has it, not everyone has it lol
@@yuuuuu222 "everyone with OCD" ,
Keyword: with .
@@hookerbot3000 That's basically what I said
@@yuuuuu222 whoops, I was tired then so I wasnt reading properly sorry ,
It’s so funny when Albert says "Gaming” who agrees 5:19 the way he crawls🤣🤣
Person: almost gives Albert a heart attack
Also him: * scuttling while have having a seizure, a heart attack, cardiac arrest, Parkinson's Disease, COVID, Cancer, The Spanish Flu, The Common Cold, The Bubonic Plague, The flu, and a psychological breakdown, while also giving birth to STUPIDITY*
Im In A PiCkLe RiGhT nOw
Edit: HOLY CRAP! THE LIKES!
EDIT 2: I DO NOT LIKE THE FUGGIN REPLIES OF FLAMINGO BEING A BAD UA-camR!
@@rlmrandomuploadlol7567 ratio
Flamingo bad
Yesir
Flamingo sucks!!!! 11! 1! 1! 1??..
@@rlmrandomuploadlol7567 Ok im Starting to hate you 10% more now i hate ou at 12%
Love how he’s kinda threatening us to get merch
I like how Albert isn’t like “Please buy merch it really helps out and I really am thankful” he’s just like “ *B u y t h e m e r c h* ”
"𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗲"
Which makes him an a hole
@Edineia Araújo de Lima asshole he meant
nah more like "buy the merch or ill kill ur family"
*_" b u y m e r c h o r d i e"_*
Bro- that intro should be a start to a horror movie
It feels like ages since your last video, despite it being two days ago *your content is my life*
His voice never gets old
@ *OH JUST SHUT UP*
@@GorgeousShell *NO U*
Literally
@@ElenasToyBox *KSVSKAND AKDBISMZHDKABDI*
@@ElenasToyBox the most childish comeback No YoU
“Follow me”
*has a seizure trough the floor*
I think flamingo should play the game "pinstripe murders" it's so scary, I didn't finish it but just the beginning was amazingly made and amazingly terrifying
“If you’re a big fan of Dream, make sure to give me money”
- Albert, 2021
Morgz is better than both. Facts.
I just got to that as I was reading this comment
@@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 uhm no-
ココちゃん LOL, Same
@@KFP_Fanboy didn’t you accidentally copy and paste something about gravity falls that one time
Flamingo: **makes a video**
798 people: *s p e e d*
Edit: wait what how the hell did this get 67 likes lol
Wrong. 9mill people: *s p e e d* 😜 hehe
@@KFP_Fanboy ok to the people who are gonna attack him, he’s joking
I WAS FIRST
CHALAZA
😂😂
"One glass of water is worth a thousand screams"
Me: *drinks water*
*mmm, the taste of screams*
This has to be one of my favorite flamingo videos