ExtremeXspoon not me at all when thirs an ad i throgh my phon at a wall when thirs a buffer i throgh my phone at a wall when an add buffers i break my phone
'If there is New York, where's the old York?' I see this Tweet and comment so much; so here's your answer: There is a place called York in England. But did you also know that New York was originally found by Dutch sailors and they called it New Amsterdam? This was, however, changed when English settlers raided and named it New York.
Omgggg I can't imagine Danny Burke saying "Hey guys it's Danny Burke! Wow, 3 weeks ago I didn't even know if we'd have a part 2. But part 45, WOAH!! Today I'm going to be showing you The SMARTEST tweets."
"Rosetta stone did not sit on that bus for you gays to be asking for equal rights". I actually nearly killed myself from reading this. Humanity has gone backwards in evolution.
I was singing the Jurassic park theme song when he said “what if the dinosaurs never died out”. I flipped out, then I remembered... Everything happens for a raisin
Rain isn't wet, the definition of wet is that something is covered with water or an other liquid. This means that you can remove the liquid from that something. Can we do that with rain? No it's water itself, so scientifically rain isn't wet.
Never realized the word demon was spelled demands. Aside from that fact, assault Circle does not bring demons to you it's to keep you safe from demons hahaha
Destiny Bleyder how tf do u watch in 2016 if this vid was made in 2017. Even if u found a way to time travel (which I doubt u can) this vid won't be up
Dalla Style congrats!! That comment just won the number one spot in Top 10 Dumbest UA-cam Comments!!! Well thought though👏🏻. Or should I say not thought...
Turquoise would prolly be cheaper then a panda they prolly want the stone so they have a blinged out pet rock I'd guess but wow. xD I bet they meant Tortoise.
I just got home after a really tiring day and you know what... top 10 Dumest Tweets has me lmao! Thanks for these. they do say laughter is the best medicine!
any body else realize that a mango has a bone in it like no joke we're not talking about watermelons here but for some reason the seed in a mango is called a bone
1:44, rain actually isn't wet because rain is water & the definition of wet is that something is covered in water, you can't really cover water with water
who else thinks that this series (dumbest tweets) will get to a part 100
Walking- horrer I think that this series will go on until Twitter is destroyed
I dont so Fam...This is eternal..Danny bro..Quit everything else...You jus gonna have to make fun of Dumb twitter forever!!
Walking- horrer me
Walking- horrer i hope so
Walking- horrer probably infinite wow 😳 there's so m dumb Pepsi
The quote of the day is "Everything happens for a raisin"
Chicachoo truer words have never been spoken
Unless they deliberately did that for pun.
(anyone see what I did there?)
maximaldinotrap
i saw raisin reason its obuiusly a punny joke
Salt doesn't attract demons, it repels them. Duh
Trippy Atheist it's a joke
Trippy Atheist I'm wiccan, dude. I believe in malicious spirits, and the widely accepted term is demon.
April Yates
EVERYONE knows that, like! Duh
Trippy Atheist well then that's their thing
Trippy Atheist *girl
Yup every thing happens for a raisin
anibal davila so true
I would do so much for a raisin
anibal davila definitely
Dumb twitter is my raisin dater ;p
we have the whole raisin to believe u😘
I can mind the ads,
I can mind the buffer,
But when the ad buffers I suffer.
ExtremeXspoon No
ExtremeXspoon so true
ExtremeXspoon Same
ExtremeXspoon I've seen this before
ExtremeXspoon
not me at all when thirs an ad i throgh my phon at a wall when thirs a buffer i throgh my phone at a wall when an add buffers i break my phone
KING BURKE BACK AT IT AGAIN! #PART26!
Rebecca Felgate You're so right! Happy New Year and lots of love.
Rebecca Felgate
Hi Rebecca, you're beautiful! :)
Louise FS-N If Danny saw this he would die what is rigth ? lol
Sugar Honey Iced Tea I love your name I use that in school instead of cursing in front of my teacher
Clorox Bleach
And I love how you get the dirt off of my socks!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want part 26
And so do you
ChopGaming Yes it does! Or are you joking?
Dylan Starbuzz Gaming It does not rhyme it just sounds like it.
ChopGaming Does it look like i care?
Chaitanya Reddy
OK now that's too far
same
danny,that chemistry joke had a good reaction from you.
PUNZ
Ash Ketchum lol
Parminder Singh -_-
Parminder Singh ķ
hdh
Parminder Singh Stop! I'm overreacting!
My favourite series on this channel. Anybody say part 26?!?!
Awesome Guy part 26 you're welcome ;)
Awesome Guy bring on part 26
Awesome Guy - Definitely me 💯%.
Yes
Awesome Guy YES
What if we all see different colors but call them the same name😱 I've always been thinking that
Jane Jensen-waggoner me too omg
Is this serious
Sorry
I'm scared now 😱😱😱
Meme Team yes😂😭
New year new part! Shall we press on to part 26?! I can see part 30 on the horizon ...
YES
UNTIL 1000
FOR PART 50 MAKE AN HOUR SPECIAL OF TOP 100
Danny Burke Please do part 26☺️❤️
Yes!
"if rain isnt wet" is actually a pretty interesting concept
First Name it's called just clouds
Tygamer9999 S CLOUDS ARE WATER DO YOU KNW ANYTHING
*know
First Name it has to be wet or it won't be rain it would be ( tell me if this is wrong ) Jupiter because it rains diamonds there
#funfactofdahdaybro
***** I knew that... but idk the planet either... that must hurt if u were there
I am commenting for a good raisin
Mysticol &oddish I summoned a demand
Juju on that beat Bone Apple Tea!
Mysticol &oddish haha
Mysticol &oddish is ebola a country?
Ollie DeLlama Are you stewpit? It's a STATE! DUH.
I need a part 26 in my life
well yah but give them a RAISIN to make one .. XD
Chloe-Yvonne Hughes YES
Chloe-Yvonne Hughes no you need oxygen
Raul Widjayabrata 😂😂
no you don't we all (I) need #PyeongChang2018 olympic winter games
'If there is New York, where's the old York?'
I see this Tweet and comment so much; so here's your answer:
There is a place called York in England. But did you also know that New York was originally found by Dutch sailors and they called it New Amsterdam? This was, however, changed when English settlers raided and named it New York.
Old hampshire, Old jersey.
TheRealUndyneGD
How about Old Orleans?
I learned this in second grade.
Sugar Honey Iced Tea that's in france
Old Delhi? XD
Sometimes I wonder, what if our lives are actually a long dream that we can control.
Matthew Laws What about when your sleeping the dream is awake :o
xX_SnakeVenom_Xx OMG I think that all the time
can't be.. Keanu is nowhere to be seen
xX_SnakeVenom_Xx THATS what I think!!
Mississippi_Man1 OMG same I have thought about that so many times
I'm not saying that all of us want part 26, I'm just saying 100% of us want part 26.
Katie Cummins And you are probably right
Katie Cummins you're right
Katie Cummins yes
I'm not all of us agree with you, I'm just saying 100% of smart people agree
Katie Cummins haha lol
I can't believe that it's been 2017 years since part 1
life of a School kid you can't get in this because it's dumb tweets , not UA-cam comments bruh
Mr Cyprus I am pretty sure it was on purpose
Life of a school kid boiiii
#DumbComments
thespacemasters YT no but, I seriously want dumb comments
Who else was here since part 1
FallenWolf me
FallenWolf me
FallenWolf me
FallenWolf yup me
FallenWolf me
Maybe "Dumbest Tweets" will reach the number of likes this has
Sooooo 1? 😂😂😂
The fantastic two looll😂😂😂
Itsgilbert 😂😂😂
Itsgilbert definitely
It has 99 likes now. Hahaha. That would actually be funny. 990 dumb tweets...
I'm 260% sure I want part 26
giacomo corazza
giacomo corazza I'm 2600% sure I want a part 26
LURKEY SPEAKING
-sorry man that goes in the top 10 dumbest comments
-You cant really go over 100%
Please like and subscribe
-so number one...
Linds&Tay 1016 I'm 26000% sure I want a part 26
Yeah, you can go over 100%, it would just be more than one whole.
dumb twitter should have its own twitter page I mean there's so much
Yammy_ XOX haha ikr
Yammy_ XOX lol
Yammy_ XOX ya
lol I agree
who will be you 100th Like!?
cuz I just got it up to 99!!
Shirts I own: 50
Shirts I wear: 5
Shirts I'm willing to give up: 0
Uncensored Gaming my life basically...
Uncensored Gaming
my life
Stopmotionman the man who does stop motion me too
Uncensored Gaming
Shirts I own:7
Shirts I wear:6
Shirts I'm willing to give up:0
Shirts I own: 10
Shirts I wear: 17
Shirts I'm willing to give up: 0
salt saves you from demands. sorry demons.
Liam Kuser lol
Omgggg I can't imagine Danny Burke saying
"Hey guys it's Danny Burke! Wow, 3 weeks ago I didn't even know if we'd have a part 2. But part 45, WOAH!! Today I'm going to be showing you The SMARTEST tweets."
Hayley Gajewski sorry, but I am 100% sure that smart tweets isn't a thing. I'm not saying that they aren't real, I'm just 100% sure they aren't. XD
"Rosetta stone did not sit on that bus for you gays to be asking for equal rights". I actually nearly killed myself from reading this. Humanity has gone backwards in evolution.
#wewantpart26 like if u agree
If this reaches 50 likes..... MAKE PART 26!
Lord Bacon #wewantpart26
pzzt dat meanz wike dat buttinsz
#wewantpart26
Lord Bacon first of all YOU HAVE THE BEST NAME SECOND #part 26
We don't want part 26 but we 100% do want it
Bruh.
I am not saying we want a part 26, I am just saying we will die without one
These are my favorite videos on this channel. I find stupidity humorous.
Who else already knows he's gonna make more than 100 dumb tweets episodes
"What if we all see different colors but call them same"
You just blew my mind!
Keep going until part 100! :)
Or part 4rd
Bon Bon yes! Part 4rd!
Bon Bon did you really just sAy 4rd wow.......... 4th!!!🤣
Benny Ehresman go watch the other dumb tweet vids🎉
Some Guy NO IT HAS TO BE OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should do 10 ten dumbest UA-cam comments XD (There's quite a few to choose from XD)
Huskypup Gaming
Ha! Yeah I'll like your comment!
Huskypup Gaming I think they already did
DO IT DO IT SO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT, *DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!*
Huskypup Gaming yeah do it
Huskypup Gaming there is a good chance that I might be on that list
Danny-"What if we all see different colours but call them the same name"
Me-"Holy shiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiiitttttt"
I was going to make a periodic table joke, but NaH
I'm on time! Happy New Year Danny! We only survived 2016 on these dumb tweets😂 Love you Danny❤️Your a great host!
KK PB please make more vidoes DANNY part 26
I think Danny is slowly starting to lose his mind.
ikr
poor guy.... At least it is a simple job.
Happy New Year, Danny, Landon and Rebecca! Really enjoy watching your videos!
Antwerp001ASF I know you are A.S.
? r00d
You probably don't even know what that means. -,-
There is a question mark smart one. .-.
Antwerp001ASF who's name is Landon,Rebecca or Danny
Honestly just make these videos and you'll be rich.
Phanturi i only liked cause of ur profile pic
IceCreamlatte i get that a lot
no actually salt Keeps away the ghosts it doesn't attract demons.
Just a Random girl why are demons so salty
*demands
Supernatural
but what if it lets in the demands?
Just a Random girl exactly
anyone else watching this during school hours trying not to laugh?!?!? 😂
Cynthia Drummond no. is it okay to do that where you live?
Cynthia Drummond me
Nope
Cynthia Drummond watching as I'm supposed to be asleep
how?😂
I was singing the Jurassic park theme song when he said “what if the dinosaurs never died out”. I flipped out, then I remembered...
Everything happens for a raisin
Actually, demons get put off by salt. That's why people put salt at their doors, to keep the demons away.... Wow, did I just find a double dumb?
Marilyn Quartz he's talking about the misspell of demon. The tweet said demand
yup
Cindermyth yeah and thats dumb. And it’s even dumber because salt is thought to keep demons away, thus making it double dumb
Danny, can you get me a pet magenta? Or can you only afford a purple...?
OhmyJoshImSoDunWithYou ROFL 😄
OhmyJoshImSoDunWithYou
I'd honestly recommend a pet Lime.
OhmyJoshImSoDunWithYou Magenta's are a mess! I recommend a simple yellow.
I've actually thought, "what if we all see different colors but call them the same name?" 🤣
what if rain wasn't wet? lol
Then it wouldn't exist.
What if water wasn't wet?
We would not be living.
Rain isn't wet, the definition of wet is that something is covered with water or an other liquid. This means that you can remove the liquid from that something. Can we do that with rain? No it's water itself, so scientifically rain isn't wet.
@mahboy ob
But since rain is mainly water, some of the water molecules would be covered in other molecules. So it is wet.
Never realized the word demon was spelled demands. Aside from that fact, assault Circle does not bring demons to you it's to keep you safe from demons hahaha
Who's watching in 2016
Wait it's 2017... well shit
Destiny Bleyder how tf do u watch in 2016 if this vid was made in 2017. Even if u found a way to time travel (which I doubt u can) this vid won't be up
Who's watching this in 2024?
David Aguerria time zones
pokemon proffeser veronica Your not funny
Shadow Shot Your grammar is not funny
I always get so excited when I see one of these!!
Jade Daly yeah same
Jade Daly same
If rain wasn't wet, dumb twitter would be like "what is rain WAS wet?"
"Only two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I am not quite sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein.
What's the number to 911?
Dalla Style congrats!! That comment just won the number one spot in Top 10 Dumbest UA-cam Comments!!! Well thought though👏🏻. Or should I say not thought...
Cali Michele When is the 4th of July?
Dalla Style I think august 8
Magikarp The amazing damn I thought it was June 6 2006
Dalla Style no august 8 1643 BC
Part 25 😱😱😱 wow amazing!!! Part 26 please!!
i am so gonna keep a bottle of magnesium in my pocket to just throw at someone and run away screaming DEFENSE MAGNESIUM!!
Linking360 DO IT
Please let me be there when you do that. 😂
Linking360, I know this is late but you made me crack up with that comment. 😂 😂 😂 😂
Danny.... You don't need to do the intro anymore. XD
These clods... I have the best Twitter
Espetuber ITS THE GREAT AN LOVABLE PERIDOT
OsmanMeow yup yup ;3
do youtube comments!!!!!
Gabbie Roca we'll be here for weeks
yass thats the point!
Which part do you think top 10 dumbest tweets will reach when 2018 comes ?
Fan Number 0ne part50
Fan Number 0ne yeah I hope so
Fan Number 0ne Part 103.
Fan Number 0ne i say between part 200 or 230
80-100
I think that the dumb part about #2 wasn't that he was calling it a "demand" but that he was going to pour salt all over his house.
The dumb part was that he wanted to summoned a demon. Has he never seen a horror movie before? 😈👻
"what if we all see different colours but call them the same name" I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THAT IT'S ONE OF MY LATE NIGHT THOUGHTS
If your ever feeling sad, just remember there is a person pushing on a pull door..
who is watching this with no socks?
Me
me
Aditya Mathur nope
Aditya Mathur Don't spy on me.
Aditya Mathur me
#WE
WANT
PART
26
LIKE
IF
U
AGREE
Fadel Asmar #spaces in hashtags don't work
Fadel Asmar #DontUseSpaces
#IKNOWITWASAJOKE
ButSpacesAreImportant
Fadel Asmar #DoYouEvenKnowHowHashTagsWork
Everything happens for a raisin. Yes, all living things in the universe are enslaved by a raisin.
my fish drowned and now I'm sad
Clever boy.
I died from breathing in oxygen.
RIZ its a dumb comment
Brynn Von Seggern No it is possible to drown a fish
It still technically can drown if they run out of oxygen in the water
Therefore suffocate
Turquoise is a very rare animal, there are only 10000 left
I always prefered purple if I'm honest. 💜
Remember guys, everything happens for a raisin
"You might have to settle for a pet blue." My mom walked in, looked at me, set my laundry on my bed, and slowly walked away.
PART 26!!!! YEAH!!! #2017!!
I am too hyped lol 😂😂
I am so hyped lol 😂😂
Or is there a comment I can't see? Damn you youtube
+The Fat Man omg for a second (b4 I saw ur username) I thought u were actually trump LMAO!
I love dumbest tweets sooooo much
Make part 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,and so on
you got your wish👍
A) How is demon confused by demand??
B) Salt keeps demons out of your house, not in!!
C)Why would you want a demon?!
Why do you even ask? You know that all us wants a part 26.
I guess he was wondering what it would be like if it rained sand or something
Turquoise would prolly be cheaper then a panda they prolly want the stone so they have a blinged out pet rock I'd guess but wow. xD I bet they meant Tortoise.
I just got home after a really tiring day and you know what... top 10 Dumest Tweets has me lmao! Thanks for these. they do say laughter is the best medicine!
any body else realize that a mango has a bone in it like no joke we're not talking about watermelons here but for some reason the seed in a mango is called a bone
i do like a boneless mango though
Colt Maze I LOVE BONELESS MANGOES THE BONES ARE DISGUSTING
This is a Good Raisin to Comment
Oh jeez. 😂😂
Happy New Year Danny. Yes I would LOVE to see a part 26.
I don't want this series to stop
Am I the only person who wants the top 10 dumbest tweets to go up to part 100?
*Magnesium is a scientific term? What's the non-scientific term for the element then? Turquoise?*
im danny burke and welcome to part 5549
1. Woke up 2. Went to school 3. Met a cute boy 4. Hugged him 5. Kisses him 6. Got engaged 7. Got married 8. Had kids
The order is 23456781
A quarter of a century of dumb tweets. Lol.
Annual
Does anyone else prefer actual dumb tweets instead of spelling errors?
The spelling erors make them dumb these were so funny.
STOP SAYIN UR FIIIRST UR NOT FIRST!!! THERES LIKE 1082 COMMENTS SAYIN FIRST
Tasha tomato :3 there's only 154 comments right now(Ik you where exaggerating and being sarcastic)
I will double that amount
damn it...I'm not first
Tasha tomato :3 ah
Tasha tomato :3 FIRST
1:44, rain actually isn't wet because rain is water & the definition of wet is that something is covered in water, you can't really cover water with water
im not going to subscribe but there is 100% chance i will subscribe
cripes.
Not only is that a reference, but also self-contradictory - a paradox, you'd be caught in an endless loop if you do decide to take these actions. :D
TheRealUndyneGD do you mean to say Crisps lol I know what you meant I never will understand who or why people say cripes ?
a quarter of all hundred already?
can you do top 10 worst ever hurricanes
and thanks
"If ever you are down remember everything happens for a raisin." Question if you will. But i did end up feeling better.
part 26 please
Danny, you've done 250 dumb tweets!
Look what the human race has come to :c
1:04 actually, i'm pretty sure the salt circle is a ward to contain the, ah, 'demand', so it doesn't escape and haunt the hell into you
Part 26 like if you agree
top 10 funniest trends of 2016
We will probably get to part 50. By 2018
I live for this series.