MultAImediaJay - Lady Monkeybranch

This one's for all the fellas who found out the hard way that she wasn't getting in shape for you. 😕
Lyrics:
You waltzed right into middle age clinging tightly to your youth,
And you walked away from years of marriage in search of your ego's truth.
You embarrass people every day because they keep screwing up your name.
But you're never the problem, lady, oh someone else is always to blame.
YEAH!!!!
Well you're a little too old for kids but you've kept yourself in shape.
And that alimony's really nice from a love you tossed as fake.
You deflect creeping decrepitude and think you're not too old,
But the wrinkles popping through your makeup have many stories to be told yeah!!!
Oh Lady Monkeybranch, the bane of many men.
You say you love a guy but then he's just a means to an end.
Oh oh Lady Monkeybranch you'll trade up any day.
'Cause the value of a man is simply what you take away.
So go on, strut your stuff and minx about while you still sucker weaker men.
It won't stop you from pushing fifty and that you will never be young again.
Father Time has no regards for the fact that you live in your own world.
And every guy with common sense knows you're more a milf than a girl.
Yeah!!!
Oh Lady Monkeybranch, the bane of many men.
You say you love a guy but then he's just a means to an end.
Oh oh Lady Monkeybranch you'll trade up any day.
'Cause the value of a man is simply what you take away.
YEAH!!!!!
Oh Lady Monkeybranch, the bane of many men.
You say you love a guy but then he's just a means to an end.
Oh oh Lady Monkeybranch you'll trade up any day.
'Cause the value of a man is simply what you take away.
Congratulations Lady Monkeybranch, your new man looks younger than you.
He could even pass as your son if he weren't almost as old as you.
Yeah Lady Monkeybranch, it seems looks are all that matter to you.
Enjoy being shallow until old age finally comes for you.
Oh Lady Monkeybranch, the bane of many men.
You say you love a guy but then he's just a means to an end.
Oh oh Lady Monkeybranch you'll trade up any day.
'Cause the value of a man is simply what you take away.
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