Someone with pure talent: Judge: “That was good see you in the next round!” Contestant: “I’m an orphan” Judge: *GOLDEN BUZZER, I REPEAT GOLDEN BUZZER!!*
No joke, a former student of a theatre school my parents run went on Britain's got talent and apparently the producers wanted her to tell the judges about her grandma who died and she didn't want to. She didn't get very far even though she's got a great voice
I hate the judge Simon, he doesn't like people for being themselves. They don't see the talent they just want tragic backstories. Like freckled Zelda, Simon being so rude to her for what, he was criticizing her for her talent like tf u want bruh🤨
@@ashokgupta6416 he even body shamed people that went on stage and made creepy comments about women on stage I don’t know why people still like him he’s just a corporate idiot
@@ДарьяМайер-ъ3и There's not, these are just sheep following what the masses are saying. It's true that many people with sob stories do get the golden buzzer but many people who got it fully deserved it. Also the golden buzzer just qualified you to the final, doesn't mean you won. Those golden buzzers who just qualified for their sob stories and not their talents never actually win at the end. It's always the best talent
@@ДарьяМайер-ъ3и Bri there some magicians and people whi risk there lives and talentaed people but when a 10year old girl or someone with a sad backgroung sings a song everyone literally can sing they end up winning
"And they had to play Big Time Rush to bring me back" The doctors trying their best to revive her be like: *"Make it count, play it straight. Don't look back, don't hesitate!"* The doctors when they notice she's gaining consciousness: *"We're halfway there! We're looking good now, and nothing's gonna get in the way!"* Forgetting the ranch for the McChicken is not as much of a crime as forgetting to give me sweet and sour sauce to dip the fries in. It's a heavenly combo.
Nah try buffalo sauce from McDonald’s with fries and chicken nuggets.. TRUST ME. IT THE SHIT. If you don’t try it, i don’t care about anyone’s thoughts. Try before you reply, or you may just die, so don’t deny, and eat them fries
Bro could win by saying “I was born at a very young age. When I was born I couldn’t talk, I was blind, I could barely breathe and I was screaming and crying.” GOLDEN BUZZER
Someone in the comments said that the staff of this TV show tell them to mention their sad memories and if they refuse they don't get far in the program. So, it's not them benefitting from their tragedies and wanting attention, the producers actually want views and force contestants to share their sad life story.
@@sarah37452 The producers definitely have a lot to do with it, but people still have a choice whether or not to accept what they’re told. They don’t have to. I think this culture of being willing to be disingenuous to become famous isn’t a healthy one. Plus, there have been some people who have been successful on there without a sad story. Grace VanderWaal won AGT and she didn’t have a sad story.
Fr (the text below is real, and It’s not even agt, its spanish got talent, It happens worldwide) “My parents died when I was just 5 on a car accident **shows photos**… ive been living with my uncle ever since, he’s like my father.” **starts crying** **camera man zooms so the audience can see the judges cry** Right after that was said, he got ready and was INSTANTLY smiling, ready to start.
Simon: "We are gonna make so much money from this girl" Her: " Wait what'd u say?" Simon: "OH UH *Ahem* I said we're gonna make so many memories with this girl" 😃 Her: "oh ok"
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
If I ever go on America's Got Talent my talent will be guilt tripping and gaslighting the audience into thinking I'm a tortured soul and then winning the entire Whatever America's got talent is.
"I slipped once as a kid and was bullied all the time for it. Kids at school called me...uh...Fallin' Jimmy...yeah. After the fall, the doctor told me I could never beatbox again"-Jimmy McGill (Peternity)
*Person who has practiced for months on their routine:* -does contortion- *Judges:* Well, that was alright… *Person who has practiced for moths on their sob story:* My pillow lost a feather today 😭 *Judges:* Oh I’m so sorry! Would you like a million dollars and a GOLDEN BUZZER 🤠
Judge : Wots ur Talent Random girl: I can sing *Sings* Judge: Nah not good enough Judge : Wots ur Talent Random boi: I can dance *Dances* Judge: still not good enough Judge: and u wats ur talent Random person: My mom died Judge: *presses golden buzzer*
I think the part where they said no one in the Middle-East supports dancers and how they want to "empower Arab women" is the sob story though. So, it seems like you won't win without being sad or without crying. It's ironic they call themselves( "name of country" got talent) instead of (got tragedy) instead.
I was drinking tea when I got to “my entire family died of ligma when I was only 2 seconds old” and honest to goodness I almost spat tea all over the place from laughter
Anybody can bring a uke to AGT, but the kazoo takes it to a whole new level. Maybe not a good level, but the kazoo-pop market is wide open right now. This is your moment!
The only person I remember getting the gold buzzer was the 12-year-old girl who played in the original song her name was Grace VanderWaal she didn’t go on stage and told a sob story she was just a really nervous kid
..you know , kids are a pretty common thing for this too... Thought I probably shouldn't have said that but I still wanted to say it a lot of talented kids however....
That performance dropped harder than the Greek economy. By putting the AirPods into your nose, your doctor turned your mouth into a speaker. So in the end, going to the hospital was well worth it, especially since you got a whole Big Time Rush concert. It's a shame Simon Cowell shows more of his good side on AGT than the side he is known for. Simon Cowell is such a phenomenal roaster, that all we need to get victory is to send him across enemy lines
contestant: my birthday is today and my parents didnt get me cake (cries uncontrobally) judges: YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO THIS ( presses golden buzzer) now ur parents can get u a cake a lambo a mansion and a country 😊
I actually hate AGT after I listened to what happened to the contestants there , how mistreated and abused they were on and off set , how they were forced to be and act like people they weren't and later criticised for it on stage in front of the public , Simon's hate for people who wanna be themselves like the drag queens etc... Honestly You have portrayed a very realistic and horrifying reality of these reality shows in an entertaining way!
Fr though my friend's friend's uncle decided to go to AGT once to show his talent (making a weird pop-pop tune) and his wife suggested to tell the judges that his grandma died and make up a story that she was his inspirating and other stupid fake stuff. Later he cancelled the idea.
It's like this on so many shows. I had to stop watching cooking shows like 'Chopped' because the sob stories would randomly be brought up for clear judge points. "Tell us how you combined Jello with the rice, chicken and lucky charms marshmallows?" "Well my heritage is Italian, so I somehow made risotto out of that. Also my parents died this morning and there's a rock in my shoe" "The food is -inedible- incredible!"
Simon: we are going to make so much 💰💰💰 from this girl Musician: wait, what did you say? Simon: oh, we are going to make so many memories with you.. That just made me laugh 😆😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂
Their stories really are like: “I have glass bones and paper skin, because I was dropped in a nuclear vat when I was 3 years old and the power of Jazz has helped me continue to live on.”
Ah... THIS is why we didn't get the golden buzzer! I only died 3 times...
Only 1 comment and 60 likes? I got it
Only 2 replies and 60 likes? Hmmmm...
Only 76 likes and 4 replies? Imma fix that
Hey Gabe! Hope things are okay with you. I’m glad you’re still around :D
Only 6 replies and 109 likes?!!!
Someone with pure talent:
Judge: “That was good see you in the next round!”
Contestant: “I’m an orphan”
Judge: *GOLDEN BUZZER, I REPEAT GOLDEN BUZZER!!*
Fr like some of them have enough talent already but the sob stories kinda ruins that in a way
No producers tell them who to give golden buzzer 😆
@@muhammadwaqasahmed3528Wait do they!?!
@@UrFavBrunette186 no
@@Sarahii.btx.1002 ooh ok!
Talent=no
Sad backstory=GOLDEN BUZZER
@@ratsforever3023 bro you know that's a bot right?
@@schnazzy6172 oh shi-
They forgot the ranch for the McChicken. I was so sad and it made a toll with my life
Said Nobody
fr tho bro-
Yup
singing:❌
talent:❌
totally not fake backstory:✅
Yesss so true
And that's how to win any got talent
How can you be so sure it's fake, you can't prove she didn't die 5 times
@@jennyqin3298 …
fr
That story really touched my heart *sniffs* I'm so sorry.. Very emotional
Let's be honest, if Elise started crying, she'd unironically win all our sympathies easily.
so true tho
Right?
i completely agree!!
there would be a mile long queue to hug her
Lol I forgave her before I knew what she did
"my.. my dog stepped on a bee...😔" (cries dramatically)
judges: pure talent 👏👏
HAHAHA
Hehe
*golden buzzer* you have some talent!✨ 👏👏👏
lol 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
My bee stepped on a dog
No joke, a former student of a theatre school my parents run went on Britain's got talent and apparently the producers wanted her to tell the judges about her grandma who died and she didn't want to. She didn't get very far even though she's got a great voice
I hate the judge Simon, he doesn't like people for being themselves. They don't see the talent they just want tragic backstories. Like freckled Zelda, Simon being so rude to her for what, he was criticizing her for her talent like tf u want bruh🤨
@@ashokgupta6416
And he's the freaking critic
@@ashokgupta6416 also they set people up and edit the show all the time. they screwed the p!nk girl up bad
@@ashokgupta6416 he even body shamed people that went on stage and made creepy comments about women on stage I don’t know why people still like him he’s just a corporate idiot
@@alliexcx5576 exactly
The fact that she sounds like she’s reading a monotone makes it 500 times more accurate and hilarious
Deadpan humor is very underrated
the one after is usually the one that deserves the buzzer
This is actually so accurate. The judges do this every time and just kick all the talented people off
Can you give an example of some talented people they kicked off? Not trying to argue just curious
@@ДарьяМайер-ъ3иyeah same
@@ДарьяМайер-ъ3и There's not, these are just sheep following what the masses are saying. It's true that many people with sob stories do get the golden buzzer but many people who got it fully deserved it. Also the golden buzzer just qualified you to the final, doesn't mean you won. Those golden buzzers who just qualified for their sob stories and not their talents never actually win at the end. It's always the best talent
@@ДарьяМайер-ъ3и Bri there some magicians and people whi risk there lives and talentaed people but when a 10year old girl or someone with a sad backgroung sings a song everyone literally can sing they end up winning
@@ItsJustMeBroo to be fair the judges don’t vote for the winner, the audience votes in the final rounds
I was fine until you told me about your trip to McDonald's. Then the tears starting flowing. You are so strong.
LOL
we don't have ranch here, i think, don't eat at mcdonald's that much like twice a year r some crap a few years ago
I feel you
"And they had to play Big Time Rush to bring me back" The doctors trying their best to revive her be like: *"Make it count, play it straight. Don't look back, don't hesitate!"*
The doctors when they notice she's gaining consciousness: *"We're halfway there! We're looking good now, and nothing's gonna get in the way!"*
Forgetting the ranch for the McChicken is not as much of a crime as forgetting to give me sweet and sour sauce to dip the fries in. It's a heavenly combo.
but i cant play it straight
Ok, but we know that obviously she was just nearly killed by Vecna.
That’s why music brought her back
Hey, hey, listen to her heart now
ew i hate sauce and fries?
_did i mention fries?_
Nah try buffalo sauce from McDonald’s with fries and chicken nuggets.. TRUST ME. IT THE SHIT. If you don’t try it, i don’t care about anyone’s thoughts. Try before you reply, or you may just die, so don’t deny, and eat them fries
Bro could win by saying “I was born at a very young age. When I was born I couldn’t talk, I was blind, I could barely breathe and I was screaming and crying.”
GOLDEN BUZZER
Damn, you made me laugh HARDER than most comedians on AGT, especially those who get the golden buzzer
Bro emotional damage
Imagine your a doctor and you just see a 20 second old baby speeding through the halls
This is sending me 😭
This is an underrated comment, made me laugh so hard 🤣
As a medical student if I see that I'll quit medicine and switch to being a UA-camr.😂😂
waa waa, speed speed
I'm laughing at this and it hurts because there is so many better things I have to do than this right now
“Someone stepped on my pet ant yesterday😭”
**add tears for dramatic effect**
The judges: GOLD BUZZER FOR YOU!
Plot twist: they actually got the buzzer because their talent is acting
😭
Actually, that's not a plot twist that's like, the actual plot
Knowing ants, it was probably fine after.
Thank you! I always think it’s so shady the way people try to benefit off of tragedy. “My cousin died and I’m going to use that to get famous.”
"My third maternal cross cousin once removed's third times great paternal grandmother died fourty years ago and it's really affected me" *GOLD BUZZER*
Someone in the comments said that the staff of this TV show tell them to mention their sad memories and if they refuse they don't get far in the program. So, it's not them benefitting from their tragedies and wanting attention, the producers actually want views and force contestants to share their sad life story.
@@sarah37452 The producers definitely have a lot to do with it, but people still have a choice whether or not to accept what they’re told. They don’t have to.
I think this culture of being willing to be disingenuous to become famous isn’t a healthy one.
Plus, there have been some people who have been successful on there without a sad story. Grace VanderWaal won AGT and she didn’t have a sad story.
Fr (the text below is real, and It’s not even agt, its spanish got talent, It happens worldwide)
“My parents died when I was just 5 on a car accident **shows photos**… ive been living with my uncle ever since, he’s like my father.” **starts crying** **camera man zooms so the audience can see the judges cry**
Right after that was said, he got ready and was INSTANTLY smiling, ready to start.
@@HiddenAutumn but she was a conventionally cute young child when she competed, that’s almost as good as a sad backstory in the eyes of producers.
“My family died of Ligma when I was 2 seconds old” got me dying 😂
0:14" it was really hard because I had little baby legs"got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
At 0:56 I love how Simon just magically changes clothes, guess they have a hidden wardrobe under the table
I just noticed lol
Same lol
Ikr
“I stubbed my toe too hard and now I have eleven of them”
*GOLDEN. FREAKING. BUZZER.*
Yalltheway
This is so true I feel like they guilt trip the judges 😂😂
1:06
She had yo lip sync that
She smiled...
Simon is voiced by the same person who's playing the girl with the sad backstory
Simon: "We are gonna make so much money from this girl"
Her: " Wait what'd u say?"
Simon: "OH UH *Ahem* I said we're gonna make so many memories with this girl" 😃
Her: "oh ok"
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
**spongebob reference SPINFEBOB REFEREBCE OMG FNFOSQKNJAK**
Omg I remember this!
Not the SpongeBob reference 😅😅😅
Naw but spongebob actually references this so well, it literally explains this problem but with chocolate bars
The reference fits very well here, then you can see the guy with a lot of money laughing at them
So accurate and so funny. I love Elise's wildly exaggerated characters and the totally deadpan delivery makes it so much funnier.
American got talent, the competition when every one lies inventing their back story and judges see which one is the best
For real
Maybe that’s the real talent show and we’re the ones stupid enough to think it’s all about how good you can sing or dance.
Why is this so true though lol-
I swear every time I watch America’s got talent it happens every SINGLE time😭-
If I ever go on America's Got Talent my talent will be guilt tripping and gaslighting the audience into thinking I'm a tortured soul and then winning the entire Whatever America's got talent is.
But seriously, Elise is making perfect content that perfectly matches what happens in these shows
It’s kinda funny how accurate this is. Sob stories can carry right to the golden buzzer. Too bad they can’t save a bad act in the quarter finals.
"I slipped once as a kid and was bullied all the time for it.
Kids at school called me...uh...Fallin' Jimmy...yeah.
After the fall, the doctor told me I could never beatbox again"-Jimmy McGill (Peternity)
lol
Poor Jimmy
I'm so confused
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*Person who has practiced for months on their routine:* -does contortion-
*Judges:* Well, that was alright…
*Person who has practiced for moths on their sob story:* My pillow lost a feather today 😭
*Judges:* Oh I’m so sorry! Would you like a million dollars and a GOLDEN BUZZER 🤠
Her: Wow, it's so cool to be in National TV
Me: I want that too😭🥺
Judge : Wots ur Talent
Random girl: I can sing
*Sings*
Judge: Nah not good enough
Judge : Wots ur Talent
Random boi: I can dance
*Dances*
Judge: still not good enough
Judge: and u wats ur talent
Random person: My mom died
Judge: *presses golden buzzer*
"I've been bulli-"
*GOLDEN BUZZER*
I’m just still really happy that mayyas won the latest season. No sob story, no bs, just pure talent. Agt got it right for once.
Me too!!!! they deserved it! :D
Did yall forget Darci Lynn?
I think the part where they said no one in the Middle-East supports dancers and how they want to "empower Arab women" is the sob story though. So, it seems like you won't win without being sad or without crying. It's ironic they call themselves( "name of country" got talent) instead of (got tragedy) instead.
@@Treacho And Grace Vanderwaal? (I think that's how you spell her last name)
Nah I disagree, compared to other dance groups the maya’s weren’t great imo they only won because they’re Arab women.
"oh my, that is so sad.." that got me rolling on the floor
I'm amazed at your ability to keep a straight face
Contestant: I got a paper cut last year...
Judges: GOLDEN BUZZER
This is the most relatable thing I have seen all day. Keep up the content!!!
we are going to make so mush many from this girl
0:15 2 seconds old.. A NEWBORN CAN'T WALK-
Gotta make a sob story to win🗣️🗣️🗣️
She did it out of necessity. Good thing she was able to walk for some distance because Kim Kardashian found her.
Girl- How did you manage to keep a straight face while making this?!? 😂
All jokes aside, I love your content, keep being you. ❤
Oh my gosh I love seeing MCSM fans outside of its context XD
ikr
This was hilarious great job elise! Thank you for entertaining us all with your humour 🤣🤣
“My family abandoned me and i have cancer”
Judges: presses golden buzzer
damn, then i should've auditioned for the show 7 years ago
0:34. That is so depressing😢😢
Yeah
America's got backstory 😂😂
I mean, the whole dying and being revived by music thing legit works out.
She just tangled with Vecna, and Big Time Rush was all that saved her
Somebody should enter X-Factor, tell this story and do a performance like this.
Is X factor even a thing now!?
@@yescool4030yes?
@@yescool4030 si
Am finna do it
Begging for a ytber to do this so we (the audience) know what happens
your videos always make me smile, and this is so accurate lmfaoo
She definitely screams in lowercases with no exclamation mark.
This is 100% accurate.
People with sad backstories: *breaths*
Judges : OMG so talented
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I was drinking tea when I got to “my entire family died of ligma when I was only 2 seconds old” and honest to goodness I almost spat tea all over the place from laughter
Like seriously every time lmao they always trying to pull a tear-jerker on us 😂😂
Big Time Rush never works on my I would stay dead for another ten years until High School Musical brought me back. its good to be back y'all.
This had me snickering the entire time... totally subscribing
Anybody can bring a uke to AGT, but the kazoo takes it to a whole new level. Maybe not a good level, but the kazoo-pop market is wide open right now. This is your moment!
"My table broke yesterday." **Starts playing kazoo**
The only person I remember getting the gold buzzer was the 12-year-old girl who played in the original song her name was Grace VanderWaal she didn’t go on stage and told a sob story she was just a really nervous kid
That was my favourite audition
There’s also Darci Lynn
@elise_ecklund scam
..you know , kids are a pretty common thing for this too...
Thought I probably shouldn't have said that
but I still wanted to say it
a lot of talented kids
however....
@@Idk20061 No it’s true, young children always get pretty far in the competition.
*goes to McDonalds*
Comes out with an American eagle bag:
The show should be called "America's best sob story".
Contest: My shoe is untie-
Judges: GOLDEN BUZZER 🎉
That performance dropped harder than the Greek economy. By putting the AirPods into your nose, your doctor turned your mouth into a speaker. So in the end, going to the hospital was well worth it, especially since you got a whole Big Time Rush concert. It's a shame Simon Cowell shows more of his good side on AGT than the side he is known for. Simon Cowell is such a phenomenal roaster, that all we need to get victory is to send him across enemy lines
this reads like slam poetry
Kimmy don’t start ww3 please.
Those were wired earphones
As someone who usually watches this show this is so accurate 😂
contestant: my birthday is today and my parents didnt get me cake (cries uncontrobally)
judges: YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO THIS ( presses golden buzzer) now ur parents can get u a cake a lambo a mansion and a country 😊
My whole family died off cancer when i was one second old
Judge:GOLDEN BUZZER
How to win AGT
step 1: have dramatic back story
Step 2: there is no step 2 after that you are going straight through the finals
😂
If u wanna secure your win in AGT , gotta have a dramatic back story and also a bit talent haha
I actually hate AGT after I listened to what happened to the contestants there , how mistreated and abused they were on and off set , how they were forced to be and act like people they weren't and later criticised for it on stage in front of the public , Simon's hate for people who wanna be themselves like the drag queens etc... Honestly You have portrayed a very realistic and horrifying reality of these reality shows in an entertaining way!
Wait I wanna read about this, where did you find this information
@@zedany4818 thank you
@@zedany4818 That's X Factor not AGT, you mixed them up, they're both different talent shows.
@@Treacho Simon is in both though.
@@Treacho true but simon owns both of them
0:08 died of ligma i laughed so hard
And She was 2 Seconds Old
@@user-Jadleblues I didn't realize you could contract Ligma at such a young age...
@@NA-ud6qmwho could have known? Ligma is unpredictable
@@raquiolinha2507what's ligma?
@@Bobby-BeansLover ligma balls
100% accurate. AGT should be renamed "America's Got Sob Stories"
I love how Ligma is like, a full-on plague in the Elise-o-verse.
Imagine they gave her golden buzzer because she made such funny story
This had me laughing for 10 minutes. Just wanna let you know that your videos are really awesome
This just tells me what every episode of this show is like!😂
And Elise I love your channel so much, you are the best! ❤
Apparently I am having a loooot of fun subscribing.
LOL! WHEN HE SAID "We are going to make so much money out of this girl"
“can you tell your story again but cry this time? “… I literally died😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr though my friend's friend's uncle decided to go to AGT once to show his talent (making a weird pop-pop tune) and his wife suggested to tell the judges that his grandma died and make up a story that she was his inspirating and other stupid fake stuff. Later he cancelled the idea.
So describes AGT! Right on, Elise!💕
America's Got Talent ❌
America's Got Sad Backstories ☑
“WHEN I WAS 2 SECONDS OLD I COULDN’T WALK, TALK, OR EVEN STAND 😩😩”
Masterpiece this is a masterpiece and it is hilarious I've always wanted to be on Americas got talent your a masterpiece Elise
that fact that she can do this with a straight face the whole time kills me💀 😅
Ok but Elise using her ear buds as a nose cannula is the best thing I have seen in a long time.
This is Goood.
But honestly, this should’ve been called “America’s Got Talent in a Nutshell”
Got talent:NUH UH
Cooked talent:😻😻😻😻😻😻🗣️🔥
hit that golden buzzer for living 🥺🥺
It's like this on so many shows. I had to stop watching cooking shows like 'Chopped' because the sob stories would randomly be brought up for clear judge points.
"Tell us how you combined Jello with the rice, chicken and lucky charms marshmallows?"
"Well my heritage is Italian, so I somehow made risotto out of that. Also my parents died this morning and there's a rock in my shoe"
"The food is -inedible- incredible!"
I can’t believe they all died of Ligma when she was only TWO SECONDS old!
Can't believe I replied at one min
Having no ranch on the mchiken was the worst part
STOP MAKING UR VIDS SO FUNNY LAST NIGHT I COUGHED SO MUCH MY LUNGS HURT AND KNOW LAUGHING HURTS MEEE
Simon: we are going to make so much 💰💰💰 from this girl
Musician: wait, what did you say?
Simon: oh, we are going to make so many memories with you..
That just made me laugh 😆😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂
LOL😂
"We are gonna make so much money from this girl" the music industry in a single quote
Yay I love your videos they always make me laugh ❤
America's Got Talent?
More like America's Got Sad Backstory
😂
America’s Got Talent ❌
America’s Got Dhar Mann Stories ✅
Their stories really are like: “I have glass bones and paper skin, because I was dropped in a nuclear vat when I was 3 years old and the power of Jazz has helped me continue to live on.”