Dave be like: HELP ME PERCY THE PARK KEEPER!!? BREAK ME OUT OF JAIL!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED!!! GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA!!!!
Why couldn’t they just get him the presents he wanted? It was his birthday after all. Also, him getting arrested on his own birthday was messed up, but he tried to frame his wife.
Yep. 2020, I couldn’t celebrate my birthday with anyone cause of lockdowns. Last year, I was unable to celebrate my birthday cause my mom was suffering a heavy skull pain with dizziness for over 3 months straight.
Man and Dave says he does not act childish and says he's a grown mam if he is then why does he watch baby shows then and just for the record he should be 37 years old not 35.
In all fairness tho Dave's reaction was valid because he was basiclly given things he doesn't enjoy. this is a developmentally challenged man who most likely won't mature, the least you could do is try to be supportive.
If Dave really wanted the DVDs he wanted, he could have just bought them himself and been firm with his wife and kids, but at least he got arrested for telling lies to a police officer.
@@jacobpadilla2025 don't make me kill those animals 🦓🐧🐊 and don't make me destroy the soccer ball⚽ and don't make me make a video of burning Wimzie's House🏡 down
Hey my name is Jasmine smith I’m 28 years old and I like playing with toys and watching cartoons a lot because your never too old to be playing with toys and watching cartoons
Dave give it up already! You know your too old for baby shows. It's inappropriate for your age, the ones that are appropriate for you like South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, etc.
Dave, Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, not Barney the dinosaur.
Barney is a false idol god said in the ten commandments do not worship false idols.
Now Childish Dad's crying sounds like an airplane motor
LOL
Yes
@@epicfacelegendI used to watch Percy the park keeper but now I’m neutral to it.
Happy birthday childish dad
Caillou's Crying Voice: Karl, Icelandic
Lesson Learn: never call the police for spreading lies on your family and friends
Happy Birthday, Childish Dad!
2:47 he hear like a airplane car motor
Serve you right for causing trouble you don't never ever ever in your life make false claims to a police officer😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
Childish Dad is Acting Like an Kevin.
officer Caillou?
Dave got arrested on his birthday
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
@@angrybirdsjarednighteye872I love Barney and friends as I’m never too old for it.
Dave be like: HELP ME PERCY THE PARK KEEPER!!? BREAK ME OUT OF JAIL!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED!!! GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA!!!!
Childish Dad wants Paper Moon Day Nursery and Barney for birthday
Fireman Sam is not a baby show
Happy Birthday, David. 🥳🎉🎊🎈🎁🥧🍾🍦🧋🍰🧁🍪🎂🌭🧃🍩🍔🍕🍨🥙🍹🍟🍧🍡
Not gonna lie, but The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill and Miraculous Ladybug are way better than the shows Dave likes!
I Agree
I know right
Agreed. Even I like other shows like the amazing world of gumball, adventure time, sonic boom and sonic prime
You’re never too old for baby shows
Why couldn’t they just get him the presents he wanted? It was his birthday after all. Also, him getting arrested on his own birthday was messed up, but he tried to frame his wife.
Dave, you should be grateful. Some people don't have anyone to spend their birthday with.
I think the issue is that Dave’s family didn’t get him ANYTHING close to what he wished for. Although I do think Dave should’ve handled it differently
@@Sunnie_0I love Barney and friends as I’m never too old for it.
Yep. 2020, I couldn’t celebrate my birthday with anyone cause of lockdowns. Last year, I was unable to celebrate my birthday cause my mom was suffering a heavy skull pain with dizziness for over 3 months straight.
Happy birthday Dave the Childish Father A.K.A the Crying Man which He made Me laugh!
Happy Birthday, Dave Johnson, the childish dad 🎂
Request: childish dad doesn’t want to watch jimmy neutron.
Happy birthday
Man and Dave says he does not act childish and says he's a grown mam if he is then why does he watch baby shows then and just for the record he should be 37 years old not 35.
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
Lesson: don't tell lies to the police officers when the police officers come for nothing
King hill dvd
I love king of the hill.
In all fairness tho Dave's reaction was valid because he was basiclly given things he doesn't enjoy. this is a developmentally challenged man who most likely won't mature, the least you could do is try to be supportive.
If Dave really wanted the DVDs he wanted, he could have just bought them himself and been firm with his wife and kids, but at least he got arrested for telling lies to a police officer.
Happy birthday childish dad 🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
I cant believe that Dave made a bad decision on his birthday like wow he called 911 and he was talking about when he has a forcing wife to be greatful
Happy Birthday Childish Dad! You got suggested to get some Simpsons DVDs!!!!
Request: Childish Dad wants to watch Mega Man Upon a Star
2nd Request: Childish Dad wants to watch The Adventures of Massey Ferguson
And that is why you should never waste a police officer's time because stuff like this will happen to you.
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
some kind of fucked up birthday that he has
the officer looks like caillou
Arrested on your birthday.
Request: Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin
@@jacobpadilla2025 please stop
@@jacobpadilla2025 don't make me kill those animals 🦓🐧🐊 and don't make me destroy the soccer ball⚽ and don't make me make a video of burning Wimzie's House🏡 down
Is muffin cupcake birthday I think is cake ready 🎉
For my birthday I want family-friendly DVDs
Childish Dad Is Ruining His Birthday! 😂🙏🏻
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
IDK?
@@DanaTheNintendoLoverGirl2011 he gets in big trouble for that
Oh Ok!
dave gets grounded
He sounds like a dubstep remix now .. haha
I'm too old for baby shows
Haha childish dad deserves miraculous ladybug which is one of my favorite show!
2:47
Wait a minute. Wasn't Dave already 35 in TheRealRandomLozzie's Childish Dad videos?
He was 34 in my series, and now he's 35!
@@ExtremeKaicey what voice is that at 2:47?
@@dominicshermanJuan
@@HumphreyHurtukoh thx. The voice sounds like my Great-Great-Granddad
3:16
SOMEONE CRYING ON THEIR OWN BIRTHDAY???
THAT HAPPENS IN PEPPA PIG IN THE EPISODES ''GEORGE'S BIRTHDAY'' AND ''EDMOND ELEPHANT'S BIRTHDAY''
Hi
@@INeedLessHate2010 uh hi
@@BrimmySP how are you
@@INeedLessHate2010 uhhhhhhhhhhhh
catheine could have madean exception and gotten the barney stuff? i mean it was his birthday right?
He's telling a lie like a Karen
if you all watching this turn down your volume
Childish Dad Flexing His Muscles And Crying Like A Motor Car Engine Like Leni Loud The Childish Loud Sibling
Hey my name is Jasmine smith I’m 28 years old and I like playing with toys and watching cartoons a lot because your never too old to be playing with toys and watching cartoons
I knew this could happen
2:15 machine gun
I think it's king kong gorilla
@@Larrymckingthecarsfan-51 WAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH
Bro i would love the Simpson dvd for my birthday
cool
We bag men 😡🤬😡🤬at 12:00
From zn reed.
What are you saying?
Today is Dave’s birthday, and he has some surprise presents! What can they be, and what happens when he reacts?
My 24th birthday was last Friday.
I love miraculous ladybug
I love miraculous lady bug
Me too
Happy B-day Childish Dad
Anything you suck i think what the officer meant to say was anything you say will be used against you in a court of law. He said suck
You should’ve just got him the DVDs he wanted instead of adult DVDs.
Miraculous Season 5 (2023) Was Available On Bilibili
Why Was This Recommended To Me 💀
I remember I watch the Simpsons and family guy I watch them i when I love family guy and the Simpsons
What about anime, Toonami, Studio Ghibli, The Boondocks
Yoyo Circus?
It's jojo's circus not yoyo circus
@@dylanivanmaciasrojas9605 Oh! I Get It
Jojo's Circus was on Playhouse Disney (now Disney Junior), and it was also a Family Channel programming.
Request: childish dad wants to watch Rosie's rules
Who likes Chowder better
Unhappy birthday to dave
4:41
THE STOP IT THE HOY SA SAM
Hey Dave my name is Jasmine smith from sanford Nc I like playing with toys and watching cartoons a lot
tell me how old Dave is again-
36
I like family guy
Birthday
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s 36
In my version of Childish Dad season 1 episodes 1-14, he is 34! And in season 1 episodes 15-26, seasons 2, 3, 4, and 5, he is 35!
Hey Dave if you don’t want the miraculous ladybug one I can have it❤❤❤❤❤❤ 🎉🎉🎉🎉
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
It doesn’t how his crying sounds all he wanted was stuff he asked for Christmas but that crazy lady didn’t listen
I Hate Horror Simsons!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I hate barney
Dave give it up already! You know your too old for baby shows. It's inappropriate for your age, the ones that are appropriate for you like South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, etc.
P😊
Miraculous Ladybug is on Disney Channel and Family. And it is perfection! The Simpsons is good. King of the Hill is not bad, but Family Guy is TRASH!!
Ninos, para ninos.
2:35
02:35 Animals with Hearts from Wimzie's House - February 8, 2013.
🦁 + 🐅 + 🐅 + 🦒 +
❤ + ❤ + ❤ + ❤
20cm
02:35 Animals with Hearts from Wimzie's House - February 8, 2013.
🐼 + 🐸 + 🐄 + 🐖 +
❤ + ❤ + ❤ + ❤
20cm
02:35 Dalmatian Dog with Heart from Wimzie's House - February 8, 2013.
🐕 + ❤
20cm
02:35 Feline Jungle Animals with Felines from Wimzie's House - February 8, 2013.
🐅 + 🦁 + 🐅
25cm
02:35 Deer Laying Down from Wimzie's House - February 8, 2013.
🦌
35cm