Second Officer: "It was love at first sight and we've been together as a marital crew ever since. By the time she'd spilled hot coffee over her hands she'd gotten used to flight attendant job scoldings. We discovered that a coffee flask and a plate of Hors-d'œuvres had initially obscured the flap lever, hence the Takeoff Configuration Warning Alert sound you heard. But when it comes to affairs of the heart and hearty knees up meals, you can usually navigate your way around such formalities. So, sure, at first it was a turbulent ride. However, she eventually learned that iced tea wasn't the same as a G&T. Her chief eventually resigned and went off to join the military as a boot camp instructor. As for our captain on the flight that day, well, he left the airline shortly after that, and went on to become a successful Formula 1 racing car driver. So, always remember that with a wing and a prayer, you'll get through - most of the time. And that any landing you can walk away from must surely be a good one."
Honestly, I think this video loses some effectiveness by being so over-the-top. I don't think there is a Captain *quite* that abysmal operating out there - I mean come on: "have you looked at the NOTAMs?" "Yeah, something about the IL--" "Okay great!". These types of things work best when a pilot or cabin crew member can watch and go, "crap, s/he's a bit like me. Am I unsafe?", not when everyone can watch and go, "Wow! What a guy! Glad I'm not like him!"
You're absolutely right. The video is probably most appropriate for early cabin crew "awareness" training outside of the CRM environment. We learn far more from the subtlety. The video "Problem With Personalities" is a better (but far from perfect) example.
@@icemachine79 Years later I know, but more recently a PIA flight where the crew tried to land an Airbus after making an approach from 10,000ft with just about 20nm to run to the airport and not realising and ignoring the warnings that the landing gear was UP (and damaging the engines in the process) proves...yeah, there are Captains who really are quite abysmal operating. And most of the passengers and crew paid the price for stupidity in the cockpit.
BUT THEN, ON THE WAY HOME YOU STOP Y THE AUTOPARTS STORE AND PICKUP A NEGATIVE CABLE AND USE YOU NEW TOOLSET TO UNSCREW A CHASSIS BOLT FOR GROUND ALONG WITH A BATTERY CHARGER IF YOUR CAR IS OLD BUT DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOUR DOORJAMB VIN? WITH WARRANT? IT IS NOT WHO KNOW BUT WHAT YOU DO.
SO, BUST AN ACC? DO YOU HAVE ODOO? HOW ABOUT PAYMENTS? FOR YOUR FITS AND 28 DAY SET. I CAN EXPLAIN SOMETHING-YAHOO POWERED BY BING SEARCH- US AIRWAYS b450.
WELL AFTER 1998 FSMIS INVENTED ILS. JASON NO LONGER USES THE GREEN ONE AND QUITE FRANKLY THERE ARE SIX INSTRUMENTS AND TWO BUTTONS ON THE DASHBOARD. BUY NEW AIRPLANES.
SEE, WITH MUNICIPLE, REGIONAL AND NATIONAL AIRPORTS COMBINED; YOU MAKE YOU FUNDS AT THE BEGGING OF THE YEAR AND CAN'T SPEND IT ALL AT THE FRONT OF THE YRAR
SO, THE CONTINUING DATA WAS DONE FOR THE DATABUS, RVSM ONE SET AND MET THE REQUIREMENTS, THE PLUME, ALL THE AC'S FROM THE ACT INPUT IN 2016. BUT WHERE THE DESKS CERTIFIED? WE HAD THE LOCATIONS CERTIFIED BUT NO APPLICATIONS FOR PART 139 FORM IN FORMS UNDER AIRPORTS. WE ONLY HAD 12 NON-FUNCTIOING AIRPORTS IN THE USA BUT RIGHT AT THE END WE OPENED.
WELL HERE LOOK UP STATE STATUTE 662 IN 2011 HOMESTASIS. YEAH, MAKE SURE YOU CATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME WHILE YOU CHECK THAT STATUTE IN THE UNITED STATES MR. COMMERCE AT HOME. WHAT ARE YOU AVARIA?
REDUNDANT WORDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MEAN NOTAMS, TAXI, ETC. I BET WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT REALLY IS ENTERTAINING ENOUGH TO KEEP YOU STTAIGHT RIGHT MIKE DELANEY?
Dude hasn't anybody told that using all capitals on internet comments is like shouting ? it's really rude and if you want anything to do with aviation you need to lift your game..just friendly advice.
THEN START WITH AC 290 ON CHANGE 56, 396-IT DOESN'T DO SECURITY BUT ARE YOU ONLY DOING ONE AIRPORT DESK OR THE WHOLE STATE? NEED A DESK OR SOMETHING. NEXT, DID YOU DO THE PART 139 AIRPORT FORM
The bus driver with the helmet was pure gold ! It deserves a meme !!!
The acting is gold.
NO MUM IS FINISH!!!
Best Cathay cabin crew recruitment ad ever 😁 fantastic seniors!! And lovely captains 😄
...14:45...”does it look like I’ve had a sex change?” Ah Cathay Pacific, you guys are hilarious! Good video on what not to do.
cap blaming the crew for takeoff config warning is gold.
Classic!! The captain has retired few years ago and is now an inspiring instructor at Cathay Academy
Second Officer:
"It was love at first sight and we've been together as a marital crew ever since. By the time she'd spilled hot coffee over her hands she'd gotten used to flight attendant job scoldings. We discovered that a coffee flask and a plate of Hors-d'œuvres had initially obscured the flap lever, hence the Takeoff Configuration Warning Alert sound you heard. But when it comes to affairs of the heart and hearty knees up meals, you can usually navigate your way around such formalities.
So, sure, at first it was a turbulent ride. However, she eventually learned that iced tea wasn't the same as a G&T. Her chief eventually resigned and went off to join the military as a boot camp instructor.
As for our captain on the flight that day, well, he left the airline shortly after that, and went on to become a successful Formula 1 racing car driver.
So, always remember that with a wing and a prayer, you'll get through - most of the time. And that any landing you can walk away from must surely be a good one."
Ol’Kai Tak with Pete Bissell- one of the best Captain’s and CRM instructors 👍🏻
I’ve seen this before, but keep coming back for 8:58
Thank you dear *brushes crumbs off shoulder*
I WOULD NOT FLY ACROSS THE ROAD WITH THIS CREW
Honestly, I think this video loses some effectiveness by being so over-the-top. I don't think there is a Captain *quite* that abysmal operating out there - I mean come on: "have you looked at the NOTAMs?" "Yeah, something about the IL--" "Okay great!".
These types of things work best when a pilot or cabin crew member can watch and go, "crap, s/he's a bit like me. Am I unsafe?", not when everyone can watch and go, "Wow! What a guy! Glad I'm not like him!"
You're absolutely right. The video is probably most appropriate for early cabin crew "awareness" training outside of the CRM environment.
We learn far more from the subtlety. The video "Problem With Personalities" is a better (but far from perfect) example.
@@flightorg Yeah, with the way the crew was acting I was beginning to think this flight deserved to go down.
I thought that this was done with hidden cameras. Though not on CX, They're lovely.
@@icemachine79 Years later I know, but more recently a PIA flight where the crew tried to land an Airbus after making an approach from 10,000ft with just about 20nm to run to the airport and not realising and ignoring the warnings that the landing gear was UP (and damaging the engines in the process) proves...yeah, there are Captains who really are quite abysmal operating. And most of the passengers and crew paid the price for stupidity in the cockpit.
THANKS HAVE A NICE DAY
THE CANCELLED THREE ENGINE MODEL IS THERE ALSO
WELL YOU MIGHT TRY UPSET AIRPLANE AND CENTER COLUMN RADAR OVER PANAMA CITY, FL
DID YOU TREMEMBER BACK THEN LAAS
SO ANYWAYS , LIKE THE HUMAN FACTORS CAPTION FLASHED ON THE SCREEN-NO TALKING NON-SHORTLY WITH OTHERS WHILE DOING THE CRM.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM-DON'T SEE THE WHITE RECTANGLE PRINT OUT THAT CAE FROM THE DMV WITH THE AUTOMONBILE TAG STICKER IN THE GLOVEBOX?
THAT IS NOT THE TICKET DESK MANAGER OF THE SEBRING, FL REGIONAL AIRPORT
WELL DO YO WANT TO PUT IN ALL NOTAMS BEFORE YOU TAKE OFF-FTIS, WEATHER SERVICES, TERMINAL SERVICES, ETC.
if this becomes your first experience you can quit in one day, but its a nice training for CRM
USE THE OLD WILD WEST MR. SOC OF MOTOROLA-ASK HUMAN FACTORS OR SOW-I PUT SOMETHIG INTO IT.
WE CAN HEAR THE UNIVERSITY OR ACADEMEY PROFESSOR JUST FINE SINCE I HAVE A GIS LOGON FAA-PIV
OKAY IT IS ECB AND ECM BECAUSE OF THE PBNC.
AC 96-102. SO, WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB DOWN OFF THAT MOVIE SCREEN.
NOW CURRENTLY, FDIC BANKS HAVE NOT FILLED IN THE PICTURE ID
NOW IT IS 936
6:18 Uh... why is the bus driver wearing a motorcycle helmet? It's very creepy.
Covid
Whats with motorcycle helmet I didn't get it . There's always one real "thesbieney " guy.
+A D Hong Kong minibus drivers are well known for their 'sporty' driving.
IF YOU TELL YOUR APP THE ADDRESS OF THE BUSINESS OR PHONE NUMBER, THE DRAWER WILL COME OUT THEN GO BACK IN MEANING YOU PAID
SO, ARE YOU THINKING DATSUN CAR OR SOMETHING?
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT IN 2012
SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY DEBRIS ON THE RUNWAY AND THE LIKE?
BUT THEN, ON THE WAY HOME YOU STOP Y THE AUTOPARTS STORE AND PICKUP A NEGATIVE CABLE AND USE YOU NEW TOOLSET TO UNSCREW A CHASSIS BOLT FOR GROUND ALONG WITH A BATTERY CHARGER IF YOUR CAR IS OLD BUT DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOUR DOORJAMB VIN? WITH WARRANT? IT IS NOT WHO KNOW BUT WHAT YOU DO.
AC 20. DID YOU WANT TO DO CHANGE 200 NEXT
On the ree-port
OH, MEDICAID CODE WORDS BEFORE THE SANHADRIN-HOW FUNNY
DID THEY BREAK IN OR BURGLARIZE LAST NIGHT-THGEY INSERTED A WORD IN OUR MIND.
HAVE YOU LOOK AT THE DOWNLOADABLE FACT PTS-YOU DIDN'T WANT TO INSTRUCT ANYTHING
The first girl was hilarious, yes Mum
Ma'am
DID YOU FORGET THE ESTIMATION?
WELL MAYBE THE DATABUS THEN THE DAILY OR 28 DAY SET NASB
THEN, BUDDY WHAT IS A STATE RD
cabin crew redundant on short haul thank goodness
WELL CAN YOU DO THAT WITHOUT COMLINK
NOW LET'S JUST COMPARE
There is a spelling error in the title
SO, BUST AN ACC? DO YOU HAVE ODOO? HOW ABOUT PAYMENTS? FOR YOUR FITS AND 28 DAY SET. I CAN EXPLAIN SOMETHING-YAHOO POWERED BY BING SEARCH- US AIRWAYS b450.
DO YOU KNOW THE PREVIOUS COURSES
SO, INSTRUMENT LANDING SYSTEMS
I'd say cathay pacific wouldn't approve of their plane been shown in the end
WELL AFTER 1998 FSMIS INVENTED ILS. JASON NO LONGER USES THE GREEN ONE AND QUITE FRANKLY THERE ARE SIX INSTRUMENTS AND TWO BUTTONS ON THE DASHBOARD. BUY NEW AIRPLANES.
I BET THEY CAN'T DEFINE STATE STATUTE 956 OR 16 CFRs US TITLE LAW
WHAT ABOUT FTIS
SELF SERVICE BANK?
SO, YOU DON'T CALL YOUR POLICE DEPARTMENT-INTELLEGANCE ACT
LITERING-ISN'T HACKINGLY TERRIBLE?
SO, IS THAT AN AGE OF AWJ
TRANSACTION NUMBER PLEASE?
SEE, WITH MUNICIPLE, REGIONAL AND NATIONAL AIRPORTS COMBINED; YOU MAKE YOU FUNDS AT THE BEGGING OF THE YEAR AND CAN'T SPEND IT ALL AT THE FRONT OF THE YRAR
SO, YOU THIN EVERY US CITIZEN IS MEDICALLY INCLINED-WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHIVCH COUNTRY ARE YOU?
I MEAN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO LAND IN A CROSSWIND.
USC 67, 9, 2099
YEAH, CIGGARETTS ARE NOT ILLEGAL
AND, THEN YOU GET THE MUFFLER FIXED ON ANOTHER DAY
SO, THE CONTINUING DATA WAS DONE FOR THE DATABUS, RVSM ONE SET AND MET THE REQUIREMENTS, THE PLUME, ALL THE AC'S FROM THE ACT INPUT IN 2016. BUT WHERE THE DESKS CERTIFIED? WE HAD THE LOCATIONS CERTIFIED BUT NO APPLICATIONS FOR PART 139 FORM IN FORMS UNDER AIRPORTS. WE ONLY HAD 12 NON-FUNCTIOING AIRPORTS IN THE USA BUT RIGHT AT THE END WE OPENED.
PUT THEM IN THEN TYPE CRM
SEE-I DON'T KNOW A MILDRED SANCHEZ.
YEAH I'M SURE MILDRED DROWERS DOES TOO.
WELL HERE LOOK UP STATE STATUTE 662 IN 2011 HOMESTASIS. YEAH, MAKE SURE YOU CATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME WHILE YOU CHECK THAT STATUTE IN THE UNITED STATES MR. COMMERCE AT HOME. WHAT ARE YOU AVARIA?
SC-REPUNZALS HAIR
WELL YOU WANT ME TO SAY FLORIDA STATE STATUTE 784-WELL REREAD IT? MR. WHISTLEBLOWER?
This video looks like "Three Stooges" airlines to me.
Were out of Columbian coffee??? Returnez a Paris!!!!!!
YEAH I'M SURE BRIAN WIKES DATA LINK LIES?
OWNER OF GOODS ON LARGE COST GOODS EVEN IF YOUR FAMILY PAYS.
REDUNDANT WORDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MEAN NOTAMS, TAXI, ETC. I BET WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT REALLY IS ENTERTAINING ENOUGH TO KEEP YOU STTAIGHT RIGHT MIKE DELANEY?
FLORIDA STATE STATUTE 320.06
THE AIRBUS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE a350-800 airbus;
OKAY PART 91 WHAT DO YOU MEAN-YOU MUST BE A NON-TALKING CFR.
IN AN EMERGANCY
I ALREADY HAVE MY AVS 1
BE SERIOUS
OR, SIZABLE SUM OF GOODS
OIL CHANGE? BRIDGE
SEE, STILL THE SAME SO YOU WON'T BE LATE
MAYBE THIS VIDEO IS FROM A DUNGHILL
TRY STATE STATUTE 777
WELL THEN TRADE THEM IN AT 1998.
"BOY, I REALLY HATE HIM"
Dude hasn't anybody told that using all capitals on internet comments is like shouting ? it's really rude and if you want anything to do with aviation you need to lift your game..just friendly advice.
THEN START WITH AC 290 ON CHANGE 56, 396-IT DOESN'T DO SECURITY BUT ARE YOU ONLY DOING ONE AIRPORT DESK OR THE WHOLE STATE? NEED A DESK OR SOMETHING. NEXT, DID YOU DO THE PART 139 AIRPORT FORM
BUT THE SECRET TO IT ALL IS GOOGLE PAY-JUST SAY US GOVERNMENT TRADE OFFICE THEN NEXT.
MR. CHANGE 71 AND CHP. 812 OVER CHP. 400-AIRPORTS
FLORIDA STATE STATUTE 866
429 pixels
Yep.
More like 42 pixels. lol
SO, I WENT TO THE MUFFLER SHOP TO HSAVE MY CAR REPAIRED HE, SHE IT
ALL FOR 75.00 IN 2018
THANKS BYE
SO, LETS TRY SOME OTHER SUBJECT ABOUT THE MANAGER, ACC OR FINANCIAL CLERK READYING AIRPLAINES
CATCH A PAN AM HEWEY FLIGHT- TRY US AIRWAYS
NOW, DID YOU GET IT FIXED BUT YOU HAD YO TURN RIGHT-WATCH OUT FOR THE AUDI?