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I Have No Treats And I Must Tweet
This article came out in 1998, which means every publication he's worked with the last 25 years read this story of a treat hungry cry bully and decided that's who they wanted to write for them. Conservative welfare at its finest.
You need to appeal to the drooling idiot demo somehow.
Jonah Goldberg called him "the resident pop culture expert" at National Review.
This is one of the greatest characters in the Chapo Pantheon.
Chapo has shown us opinion columns shouldn't exist
Actually the entire newspaper should just be opinion pieces
@@berdyderg900 So the internet in print?
John Podhoretz sounds like one of those specialists they bring in at the beginning of every Metalocalypse episode.
I thought that picture was Chapo community fan-art at first.
world's baldest baby
The Podhoretz voice is probably one of my lowkey favorite Matt bits, it distills this type of fucking guy down to his essence so well. 😂
I CANT NOT SNORT WITH LAUGHTER HEARING IT
im not joking, i am high rn so thats probably part of this, when i heard it first i genuinely thought wallace shawn must have been a guest on this ep
John Podhoretz? More like Baby Harkonnen
Nah, he’s more like fat and weak Rabban.
nice
14:35 - 'Looking at a turd through a jeweler's loop' is now my favorite Christman interjection 😆
Schnipper's was my 9/11.
o7 never forget
The entire Republican party consists of guys whose every waking hour is dedicated to seeking revenge for not being popular in high school.
That and revenge on women for not getting laid
Editor: You spent the last part of the article just typing SEX over and over.John: Getting to 500 words is hard.
"Looking at a turd through a jeweler's glass."Nice one from Matt.
*SCHNIPPER'S*
I feel like these guys are a little too old for Spongebob but John would definitely be a Weeny Hut Jr. regular or a Goofy Goober member.
He’s bubble bass
John Podhoretz is my favorite elevator boy
If this guy had had literally any other parents, he would have lived a happy life as a guy who knows a lot of pop culture trivia.
I DEMAND FREE TREATS!!!
Can we agree that, when Podhoretz was rejected, she didn't say "muscles"?
Well it was a particular muscle…
13:30 same thing is being said about Sydney Sweeney lol
15:50, first of all, Noid means ignorant person. Hahaha
incredible treat monger
Your phatphobia truly knows no bounds
Lol + ratio
just like Jon podhoretz waistline
He is truly phat, funky and illin'
Phat-fobia.
I Have No Treats And I Must Tweet
This article came out in 1998, which means every publication he's worked with the last 25 years read this story of a treat hungry cry bully and decided that's who they wanted to write for them. Conservative welfare at its finest.
You need to appeal to the drooling idiot demo somehow.
Jonah Goldberg called him "the resident pop culture expert" at National Review.
This is one of the greatest characters in the Chapo Pantheon.
Chapo has shown us opinion columns shouldn't exist
Actually the entire newspaper should just be opinion pieces
@@berdyderg900
So the internet in print?
John Podhoretz sounds like one of those specialists they bring in at the beginning of every
Metalocalypse episode.
I thought that picture was Chapo community fan-art at first.
world's baldest baby
The Podhoretz voice is probably one of my lowkey favorite Matt bits, it distills this type of fucking guy down to his essence so well. 😂
I CANT NOT SNORT WITH LAUGHTER HEARING IT
im not joking, i am high rn so thats probably part of this, when i heard it first i genuinely thought wallace shawn must have been a guest on this ep
John Podhoretz? More like Baby Harkonnen
Nah, he’s more like fat and weak Rabban.
nice
14:35 - 'Looking at a turd through a jeweler's loop' is now my favorite Christman interjection 😆
Schnipper's was my 9/11.
o7 never forget
The entire Republican party consists of guys whose every waking hour is dedicated to seeking revenge for not being popular in high school.
That and revenge on women for not getting laid
Editor: You spent the last part of the article just typing SEX over and over.
John: Getting to 500 words is hard.
"Looking at a turd through a jeweler's glass."
Nice one from Matt.
*SCHNIPPER'S*
I feel like these guys are a little too old for Spongebob but John would definitely be a Weeny Hut Jr. regular or a Goofy Goober member.
He’s bubble bass
John Podhoretz is my favorite elevator boy
If this guy had had literally any other parents, he would have lived a happy life as a guy who knows a lot of pop culture trivia.
I DEMAND FREE TREATS!!!
Can we agree that, when Podhoretz was rejected, she didn't say "muscles"?
Well it was a particular muscle…
13:30 same thing is being said about Sydney Sweeney lol
15:50, first of all, Noid means ignorant person. Hahaha
incredible treat monger
Your phatphobia truly knows no bounds
Lol + ratio
just like Jon podhoretz waistline
He is truly phat, funky and illin'
Phat-fobia.