Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War - Heretic quotes

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  • Heretic quotes from Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War
    "W-we're here to serve master!"
    "Whatever you desire!"
    "Anything for the great powers!"
    "My life is forfeit!"
    "B-Bless us, great one."
    "We're here for the dark gods."
    "As you wish!"
    "Yes, yes of course!"
    "Anywhere you like lord."
    "I try to do your will!"
    "Yes, yes, right away!"
    "I swear to you it will happen!"
    "We serve!"
    "But of c'course, master!"
    "Yes, yes! We will work faster!"
    "Thank you... thank you master!"
    "As you wish."
    "Yes yes, of course!"
    "I try to do your will!"
    "Yes, yes, right away!"
    "I swear to you it will happen!"
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  • @ImperatorZor
    @ImperatorZor 10 років тому +927

    This is your brain on Chaos

    • @Pancombine18
      @Pancombine18 9 років тому +45

      ImperatorZor Imperial lies again

    • @AleCharlie
      @AleCharlie 8 років тому +65

      Chaos, not even once

    • @benimadimjeff1375
      @benimadimjeff1375 5 років тому +1

      @@Pancombine18 stoopid

    • @Pancombine18
      @Pancombine18 5 років тому

      @@benimadimjeff1375 Engrisch

    • @kobus9808
      @kobus9808 4 роки тому

      @@benimadimjeff1375 Speak proper English

  • @mdandrews
    @mdandrews 4 роки тому +148

    The Enginseer is you when you work your first job and are excited and willing. This is you after 30 years

  • @Firespectrum122
    @Firespectrum122 5 років тому +161

    When you leave school and join the workforce

  • @theraptorcommissar1015
    @theraptorcommissar1015 5 років тому +157

    Sad thing is that there's no "redemption" for Chaos Slaves. Their minds have been poisoned with such horrific thoughts and memories that you would either have to mindwipe them or put them down.
    And Chaos has MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of slaves.

    • @imerror6224
      @imerror6224 5 років тому +34

      In my opinion it sounds like a better fate than the "I have no mouth and I must scream" situation that the Servitors are experiencing.

    • @nightmaretrooper5064
      @nightmaretrooper5064 4 роки тому +7

      I remember advising my sister and many of my relatives to. Don't even think about being taken prisoner by The Dark Eldar nor Chaos cuz they will make you life a living hell for all eternal. In other words your better off being dead than a slave to Chaos or Eldar.

    • @windunursetyadi
      @windunursetyadi 4 роки тому +21

      @@imerror6224 it's actually worse since serving Chaos could result in your soul being tortured by the Dark Gods for eternity

    • @oyubaatcantina
      @oyubaatcantina 4 роки тому +2

      I kind of want to know why every Heretic (Builder) knows psychic powers

    • @step2058
      @step2058 3 роки тому +2

      *Billions

  • @cem3891
    @cem3891 9 років тому +333

    senpai....

    • @cem3891
      @cem3891 9 років тому +7

      but why am hearing voice from heretics?

    • @Pancombine18
      @Pancombine18 8 років тому +12

      Cem Altun Because the dark gods demands your sacrifice

    • @cem3891
      @cem3891 8 років тому +1

      it cant be sound of gods mouth listen carefully and closely

    • @Pancombine18
      @Pancombine18 8 років тому +1

      Cem Altun Because you are bleeding

    • @cem3891
      @cem3891 8 років тому

      Neroth Agh...what a good reason to being a heretich!

  • @Pancombine18
    @Pancombine18 9 років тому +183

    Build faster DARK GODS CANNOT NOT WAIT!!!

  • @kaisetsualex3572
    @kaisetsualex3572 8 років тому +76

    "Show us the ways of the dark gods" 👌🎮

  • @kletoskletos
    @kletoskletos 10 років тому +224

    Actually the heretic looks pretty normal compared to the servitor-a blending of human flesh-bones and brain with robotic parts in a very bizarre way.

    • @ShadowAimai
      @ShadowAimai 10 років тому +123

      Well, calling a Servitor "human" is a bit of a stretch. They are mostly a machine under the control of a completely lobotomized human brain.

    • @kletoskletos
      @kletoskletos 10 років тому +7

      ShadowAimai I did't call servitor human but just compared 'his' weirdness with the Chaos' "builder" and concluded that the first is way more bizarre which is striking to me as chaos' units tend to be extremely grotesque in appearance.

    • @Thebluesniper477925
      @Thebluesniper477925 6 років тому +31

      Tech Priest is the closest thing to to Normal builder, that and the Eldar's Wraith builder.

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 6 років тому +5

      Sometimes lobotomy doesnt go too well, though, and human can actually feel stuff

    • @drunkenskeleton299
      @drunkenskeleton299 5 років тому +1

      Sounds like heresy to me but okay

  • @salt_97
    @salt_97 6 років тому +59

    I can't play Chaos just because I can't stand their sight.

  • @dark7element
    @dark7element 11 років тому +147

    Those are all interesting examples. The Necrons, ironically, are actually one of the NICER factions around as of the latest fluff. Sure, many of them are insane genocidal monsters, but others are quite honorable and polite.

    • @SuperNoah9999
      @SuperNoah9999 3 роки тому +6

      @toplinefool444 weren't necron pariahs retconned out of existence?

    • @bubbajoe117
      @bubbajoe117 2 роки тому

      @toplinefool444 To be fair, they never really made any sense to begin with, my knowledge of Pariahs only extends to the games so maybe i'm just missing context but why would Necrons single out humanity for transposition into living metal warriors and leave the Eldar, Orks, Tyranids, Tau etc untouched?

    • @oykel4089
      @oykel4089 2 роки тому

      @@bubbajoe117 They wanted as many Blanks as possible for Plan B in case Cadia got fucked ?

    • @Blottingpaper
      @Blottingpaper 2 роки тому

      @@bubbajoe117 Because of Human Blanks, they have a unique mutation that causes them to be anti-psykers. Psykers and the warp are an anathema to necron and c-tan.

    • @rafaeltiburcio6624
      @rafaeltiburcio6624 Рік тому +4

      @@bubbajoe117 it was explained that humanity had the pariah gene which is very bad to psykers or something

  • @amirhaikal6672
    @amirhaikal6672 3 роки тому +37

    I like how in the loyalists factions you are like this great general or some sort of big figure. You can hear the respect in the voice lines. And I'm chaos everyone just Shit scared of you. Like the chaos marines when you order them around you can see that in some voice lines that they're not happy like they don't want to do it but since you're like a chosen of the dark gods they are afraid to disobey you're orders.
    All this ramblings is simply fear vs respect
    The loyalists respect you as their leader and the chaos forces scared of you for your power

    • @karamelapple8007
      @karamelapple8007 2 роки тому +4

      The loyalists are just better actors.
      They fear just the same I'd not worse. Read the lore.

    • @oykel4089
      @oykel4089 2 роки тому +2

      Late reply, in The Cultist's quotes, you are referred as "Great one". Which means you are either a Chaos Lord or you already got all the upgrades and became a Daemon Prince

    • @taan1424
      @taan1424 9 місяців тому

      The Guard literally has a mechanic for executing guardsmen in order to boost morale. Your argument is invalid.

    • @amirhaikal6672
      @amirhaikal6672 9 місяців тому

      @@taan1424 Its the fucking guard, thats part of the lore.
      how are my arguments invalid? what argument are we even having?

    • @amirhaikal6672
      @amirhaikal6672 9 місяців тому

      @@taan1424 this students are called an "instigator" not even a hello, what's up, what's good no nothing just straight up tryna bait me into an argument.

  • @airwolfman
    @airwolfman 12 років тому +18

    Love these guys, just like the Gretchins.
    We gonna mek it nais n strawng!

  • @mordiveer5957
    @mordiveer5957 7 років тому +35

    I need to get myself some Heretics.

  • @juglovesyou
    @juglovesyou 8 років тому +29

    Ren Höek has fallen into a rut and has found himself friends in Chaos

    • @leetorry
      @leetorry 8 років тому +7

      Meanwhile somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy, a feared Commisar named "Stimpicus Longcat" leads a proud squad of Imperial Guards known as "The Emperor's Happy Joy Joy Guard". Legends say that they have distinguished themselves from other squadrons with their their bright camouflage and their battlecries of Joy and Happiness, a simple trick to fool heretics, traitors and even their own men.

    • @thefreakmachine
      @thefreakmachine 7 років тому

      heh heh, "stimpicus" heh heh

  • @Jake0Cobain
    @Jake0Cobain 12 років тому +82

    It's a porn audio xD

  • @Echnadin
    @Echnadin 12 років тому +23

    I love those cute, little bondage-critters! :P

    • @drcrowley7526
      @drcrowley7526 6 років тому +1

      Echnadin Where can one hire such cute little bondage critters? It’s for.. ahem... research...

  • @jcsuarezjc4571
    @jcsuarezjc4571 8 місяців тому

    Andddd they still don't creep me out years later

  • @ivanpirogov9373
    @ivanpirogov9373 8 років тому +18

    MY LIFE IS PERFECT

  • @dark7element
    @dark7element 11 років тому +18

    The orks, meanwhile, are funny in that they can go from being comic relief to Grimdark in a flash. In the epic "Armageddon" campaign, the orks were very Grimdark. Even the "funny" 4E 'dex mentions that orks will work their slaves to death, and gretchin enjoy torturing helpless prisoners. On the other hand, you can't help but laugh when the books give you an anecdote about a Warlord capturing the holiest human cathedral he could find to turn it into a pen for his "famously incontinent squiggoth".

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 2 роки тому +13

    Male feminists.

  • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
    @JoeSmith-sl9bq 2 роки тому +9

    The average male feminist

  • @OogaBooga289
    @OogaBooga289 5 років тому +16

    "Anywhere you like lord!"
    k

  • @dark7element
    @dark7element 11 років тому +25

    And the Imperium is only slightly less horrifying by comparison. And quite frankly, the Craftworld Eldar aren't very nice folks either.

  • @theforgottentr2360
    @theforgottentr2360 5 років тому +9

    This use to scare the shii out of me when I first heard it XD

  • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
    @drenchedinsyrupp6059 4 роки тому +17

    the simps of 40k

  • @user-dl8vp7qc2x
    @user-dl8vp7qc2x Рік тому +5

    Average American wagie

    • @Firespectrum122
      @Firespectrum122 6 місяців тому +2

      Worse, the heretic does it for free

  • @King_Clark
    @King_Clark 11 років тому +16

    Right, right. You could go on all day about the horrorterrors committed by each faction. I just went with the ones that were the most terrifying. Necrons are generally creepy, but their Fifth Edition characterization makes them somewhat sympathetic. Orks are usually too funny to be scary, unless you go with their Grimdark interpretations (IE: the Cain novels). Tau are usually spotless... But there are hints that they have concentration camps and sterilization for their 'reformed' humans.

  • @Kz3andMore
    @Kz3andMore 11 років тому +11

    Where do you want me to stick it in? 0:26

    • @michaelmouradian4386
      @michaelmouradian4386 6 років тому +3

      Kz3andMore I know this is 5 years old, but I had to say “Lol” to this.

  • @oyubaatcantina
    @oyubaatcantina 4 роки тому +7

    I wish someone would do the death sound of this guy, it's hilarious!

  • @blazejames47
    @blazejames47 12 років тому +7

    I didn't know Warhammer got this disturbing, lol

  • @refluks123
    @refluks123 12 років тому +2

    yes, yes!

  • @toyftw
    @toyftw 10 років тому +6

    my childhood

  • @jaredlebin4583
    @jaredlebin4583 5 років тому +6

    How it feels to chew 5 gum

  • @HawkEyeStig
    @HawkEyeStig 12 років тому +2

    MY SPLEEEEEEN

  • @OminousIllustrations
    @OminousIllustrations 4 місяці тому

    oh i remember these guys. they sounded so scared

  • @nicoloorlandi4263
    @nicoloorlandi4263 3 роки тому +3

    When you simp for chaos

  • @firasmansour6258
    @firasmansour6258 4 роки тому +37

    these are some good examples to what a woman wants her boyfriend to say to her

    • @KiselinaSRB
      @KiselinaSRB 2 роки тому

      No women wants this.

    • @flameywisp4818
      @flameywisp4818 2 роки тому

      @@KiselinaSRB I don't mind having entire cultists devoted to me

  • @wigster600
    @wigster600 12 років тому +4

    "Yes yes! Right away!" ....giggedy

  • @butchergoodnight
    @butchergoodnight Рік тому

    they sounds happy

  • @Emperor_Kronk_TheIV
    @Emperor_Kronk_TheIV 3 роки тому +2

    sounds like he was trying to imitate Ren from Ren and Stimpy

  • @Hollowcrash
    @Hollowcrash 2 роки тому +1

    Me at work everyday

  • @sixtyseven9021
    @sixtyseven9021 7 років тому +4

    A N N O Y I N G

  • @NeoUltragun330
    @NeoUltragun330 3 місяці тому

    If Kagome read "In Search of Lost Time" to Inuyasha, but replaced every single word with "sit boy", this would be the end result.

  • @dja5766
    @dja5766 4 роки тому +1

    this is why im always chaos

  • @ashleychain2205
    @ashleychain2205 2 роки тому +8

    It would be funny to think these heretics used to be powerful sergeants, lords and primarchs of the empire reduced to nothing but pain and torture.
    Also I was actually hoping to find a meme of a heretic summoning the machine pit while pepperoni pizza is playing the background

    • @fartz3808
      @fartz3808 Рік тому

      That'd be funny? You sicko, Ashley

  • @Nothingisasitseems
    @Nothingisasitseems 12 років тому +12

    He's so cute!

  • @NationOfMasturbation
    @NationOfMasturbation 2 роки тому

    Servants of Chaos

  • @Charcu2
    @Charcu2 8 років тому +3

    NOooo, not the wip!

  • @7503funkymonkey
    @7503funkymonkey 12 років тому +4

    I like the heretic's voice more than the cultist's

  • @Emanu-El-eb4df
    @Emanu-El-eb4df 3 роки тому +6

    The first time I played dawn of war was with the armies of chaos (black legion, to be precise), at that time I didn't knew the lore AT ALL, I thought chaos were the same thing as the space marines due to their similarities with their armours; long story short... as soon as I started the match and notice THIS guy I thought: "OK THESE ARE REALLY MESSED UP PEOPLE!" And that's how I became a masochist :)

  • @King_Clark
    @King_Clark 11 років тому +5

    You must be new to the fluff, then. Everything Chaos Forces, the Dark Eldar, and the Tyranids do are absolutely horrifying.

  • @enterbalak
    @enterbalak 3 роки тому +1

    "No worries let's get shit done."

  • @maintenancetunnels
    @maintenancetunnels 8 років тому +902

    male feminists

    • @TakonanLP
      @TakonanLP 7 років тому +100

      So true...

    • @nodosa994
      @nodosa994 7 років тому +52

      HAHAHA!

    • @sharkboy85
      @sharkboy85 6 років тому +31

      edgy

    • @nwerner3654
      @nwerner3654 6 років тому +16

      Guard are masculine af, I was just playing a match against chaos yesterday and I wiped a squad of chaos marines with 1 squad of vanilla guardsmen and an order of rank fire!

    • @mat2000100
      @mat2000100 6 років тому +15

      I've always wondered how something as noble as feminism could become so heretical?

  • @dt534
    @dt534 4 роки тому +4

    Simps be like

  • @Crosmando
    @Crosmando 4 роки тому +6

    This guy sounds like he subcribes to Onlyfans

  • @srbPasulj93
    @srbPasulj93 12 років тому +3

    My lifee is forfeitt

  • @Luke_Danger
    @Luke_Danger 10 років тому +1

    Sounds like N Gin from Crash Bandicoot... even more insane, though.

  • @gruvee9334
    @gruvee9334 3 роки тому

    Elliot from JA2 finally found a new job.

  • @discountdisco2273
    @discountdisco2273 3 роки тому

    Don't forget the fact they make perfect pets too

  • @blazejames47
    @blazejames47 11 років тому

    I know now...

  • @arya31ful
    @arya31ful 17 днів тому

    Postgrads 2 months into the job.

  • @Ayahuasca98
    @Ayahuasca98 5 років тому +1

    Close your eyes and pretend it’s spongebob in the 40k universe

  • @JamalJamal-eu3fn
    @JamalJamal-eu3fn 3 роки тому +4

    the fear in his voice ... I'M THE MASTER HAHAHAH

  • @CinderBlockRecording
    @CinderBlockRecording 10 років тому +13

    When does he say thank you master?

    • @alexww180
      @alexww180 7 років тому +3

      CinderBlockRecording 00:46

  • @King_Clark
    @King_Clark 12 років тому +1

    And not for the "THE GAWDS HAFF FORSAYKEN USSS" Cultists?

  • @WankerTheWetFingers
    @WankerTheWetFingers 2 роки тому +3

    I never understood a lore behind this unit. Is it slave or actual heretic? If the first then term heretic doesnt fit as he would be forcibly tortured to submission and heretic is someone who blasheme out of his belief. A random enslaved guy couldnt know warp summoning and ancient rites neither.
    So I think he is volontile sadomaso type of guy or he was put in basilica of torment for his failures.

  • @muhammadnuralhafiz
    @muhammadnuralhafiz 8 років тому

    no chaos knight?

  • @BolisStewie
    @BolisStewie 6 років тому +5

    Do You Still Want To Join Chaos?

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju 5 років тому +1

    They're more like.......interns.

  • @DarkSanctuaryCinema
    @DarkSanctuaryCinema 12 років тому +7

    You forgot one.: ''We will build it for you''. Man, those heretics are awesome.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 7 років тому +3

      Nope, that line is here. 0:39

  • @mazimadu
    @mazimadu 4 роки тому

    Is this guy Ren? Or Dib?

  • @staycalm4085
    @staycalm4085 7 років тому

    The voice of OH MY DARK GODS SHUT UP

  • @Oddtom121
    @Oddtom121 10 років тому +7

    Who would win, this guy, or the DE tortured slave?

    • @Pancombine18
      @Pancombine18 9 років тому +27

      ***** Silent and Build FASTER!

  • @nicks4725
    @nicks4725 3 місяці тому

    Same voice actor as Inuyasha...

  • @XellDincht
    @XellDincht 6 років тому

    Tidus is that you?

  • @Rototornik
    @Rototornik 12 років тому +1

    haha xD

  • @patrikfarkas4245
    @patrikfarkas4245 10 років тому

    0:13 My life is for FAT! xD

  • @mmmmmmmmm95
    @mmmmmmmmm95 7 років тому +2

    Heretic= Hideaki Anno

  • @Rohan2300
    @Rohan2300 7 років тому

    Anyone else think he sounds a lot like Bartok from the not-disney film Anastasia?..

  • @-Pawuloniasty-
    @-Pawuloniasty- 12 років тому

    Tortured Slave is better :)

  • @FaradFadadakhov
    @FaradFadadakhov Рік тому

    Voiced by Michael Jackson

  • @emperorcaligula4496
    @emperorcaligula4496 9 років тому +6

    That's kinky.

  • @ObitodellaLL
    @ObitodellaLL 8 років тому +4

    Per la serie"schiavi sessuali" xD

  • @Crusader-Ramos45
    @Crusader-Ramos45 10 років тому +36

    Is it just me, or does the heresy in Warhammer remind me of heresy in the Christian world?

    • @balazsvarga1823
      @balazsvarga1823 10 років тому +7

      It does have a real "treat" in warhammer, with Chaos and all .

  • @anungunrama9344
    @anungunrama9344 2 роки тому

    Wtf

  • @meridonmage9076
    @meridonmage9076 4 роки тому

    Yess Master right away! I'll build it for yaoi !! Puzzelschimmel Affirmative Resolutium Gènévè conversies Nibbly's Fishes!!

  • @elitedc72
    @elitedc72 12 років тому

    These guys remind me of emo's sorry if I offend anyone

  • @doominator-117
    @doominator-117 2 роки тому

    Annoying af.

  • @abraxasvirus2218
    @abraxasvirus2218 3 роки тому +3

    Simps be like