This Game Wants Me To Do WHAT???

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  • @W0lfenstrike
    @W0lfenstrike 15 днів тому +167

    "I have a plan for beating Kathy" - Translation: "I already downloaded Shenmue 3".

    • @BloodBrandy
      @BloodBrandy 15 днів тому +8

      Hey now, give him some slack. He has a plan, and it certainly will be better than the last time he had a plan...or the time before that...and most assuredly better than the time before that

  • @wilkohere
    @wilkohere 15 днів тому +159

    Final Gamer filler arc after Dokapon

    • @SomeGuy-mt4hq
      @SomeGuy-mt4hq 15 днів тому +2

      What is it with the audience being obsessed with that game? It's a silly anime chibi board game but so many comments on all of his videos and vs wolves have been about dokapon

    • @RHEMEMES
      @RHEMEMES 15 днів тому +25

      ​@@SomeGuy-mt4hqis a fun series i dont now what to tell you

    • @SomeGuy-mt4hq
      @SomeGuy-mt4hq 15 днів тому +3

      @@RHEMEMES it's annoying is what it is, and weird. I've watched this channel for a while but the moment chibi anime girls show up, everyone loses their minds

    • @wilkohere
      @wilkohere 15 днів тому +15

      @@SomeGuy-mt4hq John get sad at anime game = peak content

    • @RunnerUpPhos
      @RunnerUpPhos 14 днів тому +14

      @@SomeGuy-mt4hqHave you actually watched the series? It's John's self-induced hell: the game.

  • @andyshepard2780
    @andyshepard2780 15 днів тому +100

    23:25 OH THAT EDITING WAS SMOOTH

    • @SciFiMangaGamesAnime
      @SciFiMangaGamesAnime 15 днів тому +3

      I knew Woolz will be there. The only thing that is missing is a fragment of Plague's animations.

  • @DreamPrinnySquad
    @DreamPrinnySquad 15 днів тому +51

    that bit at the beginning is why john is a heel in the ring. he is hubris given human form, no matter how bad the odds look he ALWAYS thinks it's just about to start going his way

  • @danielaxc2900
    @danielaxc2900 15 днів тому +33

    19:20 I definitely need to know that book title. I think the psychology around fetishes and development of them is an endlessly fascinating topic.

  • @comradet0m
    @comradet0m 15 днів тому +34

    And now Silent Hill Ascension can call itself award-winning. It doesn't even have a wikipedia page!

  • @umbaupause
    @umbaupause 14 днів тому +11

    That ending. I guess the poor guy went into a little bit of a... *downward spiral* there.
    Man, I feel old. Nobody's even gonna know what that means.

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly 15 днів тому +23

    The editing in this was so good, I wasn't expecting the clips for the TV.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 13 днів тому +3

      Foxcade always knocking it out of the park

  • @RadiantStryker
    @RadiantStryker 14 днів тому +12

    31:52
    I'm in the middle of solo developing a game in RPG Maker, and I felt this. That was really inspiring, thank you.

  • @angelnickl
    @angelnickl 14 днів тому +7

    Good job clicking that man to competition. He seemed satisfied.

  • @jimmcgibbits2306
    @jimmcgibbits2306 15 днів тому +30

    32:09 that's some of the most uplifting motivational shit I've heard in a long time.

  • @Etriel321
    @Etriel321 14 днів тому +9

    I wish clips could be longer than a minute because the next few minutes from 31:55 is one of the most beautifully backhanded inspirational speeches I've heard in recent memory 🤣

  • @muffinzetta3670
    @muffinzetta3670 15 днів тому +25

    John Omikron: The Nomad Soul was nominated for best pc game in 1999 by by CNET Gamecenter, The Electric Playground, and GameSpot and It was also nominated for "Outstanding Achievement in Character or Story Development" during the 3rd Annual Interactive Achievement Awards in 2000,

  • @johnrivers3813
    @johnrivers3813 12 днів тому +5

    Sex work is work but fuck having to be in a situation like this.

  • @pazamataz
    @pazamataz 15 днів тому +67

    Watching markiplier play this trying to rack up the clicks asap and then watching John absolutely squirm over this is truly beautiful

    • @itsyaboy9829
      @itsyaboy9829 15 днів тому +7

      The moment Mark sees an objective, there is nothing out there stopping him from getting it. 💀

  • @flyingsnail_art9170
    @flyingsnail_art9170 15 днів тому +13

    31:57 I needed to hear that today lol thank you (also this game is fascinating)

  • @caw7675
    @caw7675 15 днів тому +53

    That Solution 9 BGM at the start really made me second guess myself

    • @woskis9161
      @woskis9161 15 днів тому +2

      i was about to launch ffxiv and the bgm made me think i already did

    • @minmoreal
      @minmoreal 14 днів тому

      THATS WHAT IT IS, THANK YOU. I WAS LIKE, WTF, THIS IS SO FAMILIAR

    • @CVVK2501
      @CVVK2501 14 днів тому +1

      The fact that I heard the first few notes and was so confused as to why I was hearing it on a stream

    • @nihilnothing
      @nihilnothing 4 дні тому

      I heard this just now playing through Vanispati and was like... is the wrong music playing???

  • @greatdevourskeleton7685
    @greatdevourskeleton7685 14 днів тому +2

    famous last words "i don't have a backup plan."

  • @FYGUnkleUrple
    @FYGUnkleUrple 12 днів тому +4

    Learning about Ascension win an award feels like learning about David Cage being knighted. I need to start a streaming career, fuck the self-doubt at this point.

  • @rogue-turtle17
    @rogue-turtle17 11 днів тому +1

    The editing at 20:06, goddamn had me on the edge of my seat

  • @calvinware7957
    @calvinware7957 15 днів тому +10

    Honestly i could see Shenmue getting a reboot because I think some of the mechanics in the game would be super fascinating to explore in modern game design. Like a beat em up RPG where you have a story to progress, but things like get a job and work in order to make money to pay off a hotel room you use as a home base impede the story progress.

    • @LotteBlueJays
      @LotteBlueJays 14 днів тому +3

      Why would anyone sane waste their development money on a series that is made of three gigantic financial failures?

    • @calvinware7957
      @calvinware7957 14 днів тому

      @@LotteBlueJays Bc using a pre existing IP is easier than creating something new

    • @LotteBlueJays
      @LotteBlueJays 14 днів тому +1

      ​@calvinware7957 Shenmue 3 is not old enough that people can't smell its stink. It only exists because Sony wanted an exclusive and got baited by the fake hype of a crowd fund campaign. Maybe 1 and 2 get some kind of remaster someday but that (still not even close to finished) series is not getting rebooted.

    • @calvinware7957
      @calvinware7957 14 днів тому +1

      @@LotteBlueJays how are you going to try and argue with me about this like you're not going to present an argument to me that's going to convince me this will never happen. I stand by what I said I could see shenmue getting rebooted bc of interesting concepts that could be better applied under modern development if that doesn't happen fine lmao

    • @LotteBlueJays
      @LotteBlueJays 14 днів тому +3

      ​@calvinware7957 What? I don't understand why you had to so confusingly exclaim that you're extremely committed to the idea that Shenmue will get rebooted. Should I have just said "dude, you're a deluded idiot. That's never going to happen" or what? I wasn't rude and you getting so defensive is incredibly weird.

  • @hstationforthenation3299
    @hstationforthenation3299 15 днів тому +3

    I absolutely ADORED your Social Anxiety Horror video. It genuinely really spoke to me and took me on some weird self reflective journey 😅

  • @ringsofmars29
    @ringsofmars29 15 днів тому +13

    Strange Scaffolding my beloved. Xavier Nelson Jr. is someone to watch in the industry mark my words

  • @rigorgrynn4469
    @rigorgrynn4469 15 днів тому +9

    Cant believe john counted down that guys death

  • @Sm0k3turt
    @Sm0k3turt 13 днів тому +2

    33:10 KILLED ME
    INSPIRATIONAL 😭😭😂

  • @leosklein2573
    @leosklein2573 10 днів тому +1

    I wasn't expecting to be edged by The Final Gamer this evening

  • @syeblaize
    @syeblaize 12 днів тому +1

    30:00 "An Emmy!? HERE!?"

  • @mandinhapicles
    @mandinhapicles 15 днів тому +34

    Hi @regulareyepatchwolf6128, I just wanted to tell you that the game youtube thinks this video is about is still Dokapon Kingdom. Is there a way to fix that? Sorry to bother.
    Edit: I misspelled "Dokapon".

    • @rigorgrynn4469
      @rigorgrynn4469 15 днів тому +13

      It's always about Dokapon, Cathy has her claws in every facet of John's life.

    • @regulareyepatchwolf6128
      @regulareyepatchwolf6128  15 днів тому +28

      It's seems to be a quirk on UA-cams part. There was no game selected (I initially didnt see Clickolding in the options), so it just assumed it's Dokapon again.
      -Fox

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking 11 днів тому +1

    Wow this is the Holy Grail for out of context clips.

  • @AmandaC.
    @AmandaC. 15 днів тому +4

    42:45 I dont need it John. I’m a strong independant women, I got it myself Thank you very much!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Owesomasaurus
    @Owesomasaurus 14 днів тому +2

    The Final Gamer acting like he's suffering ego death whenever Kathy beats him up is just lulling the game into a false sense of security.

  • @kathylennerds750
    @kathylennerds750 14 днів тому +3

    Not to be glass half-empty here but SH:Ascension winning an emmy if anything makes me feel more hopeless bc it really exemplifies industry recognition does not come from skill and artistry.
    No matter how bad the product, as long as it has the right connections… well.

    • @l4l01234
      @l4l01234 13 днів тому

      Yeah lol all this proves is that awards and recognition are total bullshit. They’re 100% motivated by connections, money, influence and political power, and 0% by any actual merit

  • @AddieCat792
    @AddieCat792 14 днів тому +1

    Bless the editor for using the Plok Boss theme for that Dokapon segment lol.

  • @raylolpez6651
    @raylolpez6651 14 днів тому +2

    I think his diepatch wolf voice is the same as his monika voice from when he played DDLC lol

  • @kathylennerds750
    @kathylennerds750 14 днів тому +2

    21:25 do NOT make those faces ever again on stream, John 😭😭 especially in context

  • @Art_Murder
    @Art_Murder 15 днів тому +4

    23:30 this must've taken so long for such a short joke lmao

  • @GraveReaperCushions
    @GraveReaperCushions 14 днів тому +4

    30:12 to be fair, it won for "outstanding innovation" and not "being any good"... 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 14 днів тому +2

    21:19 so that's what John looks like when... nevermind

  • @uppsie
    @uppsie 14 днів тому +4

    47:12 he skipped 6

  • @Daelyah
    @Daelyah 8 днів тому

    32:20 Y'know, with this news, I believe you, holy shit 💀

  • @oo-vivian
    @oo-vivian 15 днів тому +15

    TODAY I HAD A BURGER

    • @I_HippoIsAlive_I
      @I_HippoIsAlive_I 15 днів тому +1

      Was it good?

    • @oo-vivian
      @oo-vivian 15 днів тому +2

      @@I_HippoIsAlive_I super good actually, its a pretty new place and I'm just gonna start getting burgers from there every time I want one. the fries were good too

    • @l4l01234
      @l4l01234 13 днів тому

      Where is it? Is it close to Austin?

    • @oo-vivian
      @oo-vivian 13 днів тому

      @@l4l01234 a couple borders away c:

  • @Isosyth
    @Isosyth 8 днів тому

    I haven't kept up, is Hobo Crawfish actually just "that villain that shows up once a week with a harebrained scheme to try and foil the hero" now? That's sad. I'm sad.

  • @DeltafangEX
    @DeltafangEX 9 днів тому

    >Solution Nine music in the background
    Excellent taste :)

  • @Sirtristepan
    @Sirtristepan 11 днів тому

    yoooo I hear Solution 9's theme, love it!

  • @starwyvern010
    @starwyvern010 10 днів тому

    That's a whole thing that happened

  • @fixxundfertig
    @fixxundfertig 14 днів тому +1

    This is so uncomfortable. I love it hahaha

  • @shadowkishi6127
    @shadowkishi6127 13 днів тому +1

    I was in solution 9 when i started this vid and i thought i was having a stroke ;-;

  • @thelittolman
    @thelittolman 12 днів тому +1

    Final Gamer plays Harvester when

  • @TeamGhostRyderINC
    @TeamGhostRyderINC 15 днів тому +2

    Well we are all here to say, CAN'T WAIT FOR JOHN TO PLAY SHENMUE 3 AND OMIKRON THE NOMAD SOUL ON Twitch and Foxcade edit the video and we will all going to thanks Kathy for doing some great work in giving John his punishment for not beating The G.O.A.T. IN DOKAPON KINGDOM.
    Anyway, I so glad this video is here because I'm in the stream when this happened and it was fun filler arc that happened. Anyway keep up the Shenmue 3 livestream Eyepatch Wolf (Hobocrawfish)

  • @BucketOfCrust
    @BucketOfCrust 13 днів тому

    John turning into Jules from Whatculture around 29 mins haha

  • @JasonOshinko
    @JasonOshinko 15 днів тому +1

    I fully expected the clicker to malfunction around 9500 and then the game makes you start back over again.
    Was that splat sound effect at 6999 clicks part of the game, or added in post?

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 14 днів тому

    His declaration of how he's going to destroy Kathy is part of why we see him as a villain, he's an amazing heel.

  • @scaldcrowe
    @scaldcrowe 11 днів тому

    solution 9 bgm jumpscare

  • @andrewkeddie7563
    @andrewkeddie7563 15 днів тому

    Totally spun out hearing the Solution 9 music at the start of the vid. Watch out for Squeenix!

  • @HHUUUGE
    @HHUUUGE 14 днів тому

    My god... He skipped the double down and went straight to the octople down.

  • @kamiamaya
    @kamiamaya 14 днів тому

    I missed a chunk of this steam and didn't realize this was where he learned of the SH:A emmy. lmao, I saw a few @ him on twitter about it when it happened, and yea so did I.

  • @Cobalt360Degrees
    @Cobalt360Degrees 12 днів тому +1

    Hey John, do you think you'll ever play/stream Nine Sols?
    It's by the beloved Red Candle and it's so fucking good and like every other game they've made it made me _weep_ so I think you'll like it.

  • @inferno232
    @inferno232 15 днів тому +1

    I think you're supposed to have your partner watch as you do CLICKOLDING, John.

  • @FuzzyDovely
    @FuzzyDovely 13 днів тому +1

    47:09 He skipped 6

  • @dmsnotesadventuresofthethi779
    @dmsnotesadventuresofthethi779 15 днів тому +1

    Wait he used the Plok boss theme on 1:24 ? That’s based

  • @L3GITKIDZ
    @L3GITKIDZ 15 днів тому

    Love your content always puts a smile on my face

  • @__SKULLKIDDD__
    @__SKULLKIDDD__ 15 днів тому

    Every stories in John's video essay are connected! 😮

  • @yphoenix5957
    @yphoenix5957 15 днів тому +1

    This game is f♡cking insane. We're all the man in the chair. Watching this... this... *_Clickolding_* happen... But this game _knows_ what it is. Someday, one of us will be on that bed, _Clicking,_ the roles reversed... this game is insane, I am going insane.
    Maybe this is just a game about _Clickolding._

  • @Prankalanka
    @Prankalanka 15 днів тому +1

    47:08 John can't count 😢

  • @Fran144
    @Fran144 14 днів тому +1

    Where the fuck is Versus Wolves?

  • @Porterhaus94
    @Porterhaus94 8 днів тому

    Minor Caveat: John your faces in the thumbnail keep getting reused you've gotta diversify your photo op man!

  • @Szriko
    @Szriko 12 днів тому

    Eyepatch wolf always struck me as a clickhold, ever since I first heard his emails being read out on the podcast.

  • @voxnuz
    @voxnuz 15 днів тому

    Can't wait to see the Shenmue 3 playthrough :)

  • @BloodBrandy
    @BloodBrandy 15 днів тому

    Bold of Hobocrawfish to act like he is on the level of Final Gamer Kathy, Best of luck to him, he'll certainly need it

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 15 днів тому +2

    Anxiety horror, while we're on the subject!

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 14 днів тому

    if Silent Hill: Ascension didn't win for best Oogly Boogling I am going to be SO mad...

  • @amgdeg4897
    @amgdeg4897 14 днів тому

    i really hope he actually has a real plan and defeats kathy

  • @PogoBongo.0
    @PogoBongo.0 15 днів тому +1

    YUS

  • @danielborealis3161
    @danielborealis3161 13 днів тому +1

    this was NOT cozy 😭

  • @OtakuforlifeV2
    @OtakuforlifeV2 15 днів тому

    This is true horror

  • @mennomaman3399
    @mennomaman3399 15 днів тому

    holy shit we have the same mouse

  • @harenmelan
    @harenmelan 14 днів тому

    So, question, were you using FF XIV music? I swear that I recognize the music (I think from Solution Nine) in there... Very calm and pleasant.

  • @mystical5868
    @mystical5868 15 днів тому

    Space Jam 3!

  • @nickn271
    @nickn271 15 днів тому

    You need to play Withering Rooms. It’s peak indie side scrolling horror.

    • @ultraheaven8968
      @ultraheaven8968 15 днів тому +1

      that game is too junky for its own good, love the ideas presented in the gameplay but it just doesn't mesh well

    • @nickn271
      @nickn271 15 днів тому +1

      @@ultraheaven8968 You played it? I thought it was amazing. It looks janky but it’s so fun.

    • @JasonOshinko
      @JasonOshinko 15 днів тому +3

      A Withering? Here? Impossible!

    • @ultraheaven8968
      @ultraheaven8968 15 днів тому +1

      @@nickn271 i got to act 3 and stopped

  • @starfox1436
    @starfox1436 14 днів тому

    1:40
    The Omikron backdown is understandable. Cowardly, but understandable. Guess the final gamer does have a limit after all

  • @Triggerhappy938
    @Triggerhappy938 15 днів тому

    Is this his way of saying he secretly actually likes Shenmue 3?

  • @daviejay
    @daviejay 15 днів тому

    SH:ASS won an emmy...

  • @joearnold6881
    @joearnold6881 14 днів тому

    Kathy is so cool.
    Does anyone know if she streams so we don’t have to go through this middleman?

  • @threerings7856
    @threerings7856 15 днів тому

    what do you MEAN to be continued?

  • @Deiect97
    @Deiect97 15 днів тому

    Am I next final gamer?

  • @BackwardCap
    @BackwardCap 15 днів тому +1

    What do you mean "To be continued" ?

  • @Binkyouka
    @Binkyouka 15 днів тому

    When did he play this?? I don't remember catching this stream

  • @ThomasUfnalCrowlake
    @ThomasUfnalCrowlake 15 днів тому

    Are you planning on releasing edits ot Darkest Dungeon 2 playthrough?

  • @chopchop4413
    @chopchop4413 15 днів тому

    Love your videos! Would love to see you check out Void Stranger sometime!

  • @poingupoingu
    @poingupoingu 15 днів тому

    Mmmyessss

  • @Triggerhappy938
    @Triggerhappy938 15 днів тому

    VsWolves is a bit? What?

  • @vonb8984
    @vonb8984 15 днів тому +1

    I mean silent hill ascension won an Emmy for doing something innovation which it was. It aint good, but it is unique.

    • @ThomasUfnalCrowlake
      @ThomasUfnalCrowlake 14 днів тому +4

      I thought innovation is not when you simply do something new, it's when you do something new that has some value or utility or quality.

  • @magnustherad3597
    @magnustherad3597 14 днів тому

    I miss F&H 2 streams.... This dokapon shit is getting old

    • @_Val1312_
      @_Val1312_ 14 днів тому

      This isn't dokopon😂

    • @magnustherad3597
      @magnustherad3597 13 днів тому

      @@_Val1312_ sorry i meant ''that dokapon shit''

  • @BigBadBaddieGaming
    @BigBadBaddieGaming 15 днів тому

    wtf john

  • @williamelliott186
    @williamelliott186 10 днів тому

    See yaw fresh.... Because i think this is hot. 🥵

  • @forrrsety8209
    @forrrsety8209 15 днів тому +1

    Some final loser doesnt wanna post how he Lost to Kathy (and Steve)

  • @QuestForTacos
    @QuestForTacos 15 днів тому

    Winning AND coming in first?! I thought it was impossible...

  • @lowdownshakinchill
    @lowdownshakinchill 15 днів тому

    Games are fun