The video titles are getting more in line with what really happens in the video 😅 I don’t come often to the streams and I lost every thing… 5 months of savings
its funny cuz he actually does real gambling stocks arent gambling if you’re not an idiot. i lost nothing and actually gained in this downturn because i saw it coming (invested in oil, rest in cash). you could see it a mile away if you paid attention. meme stocks, useless crypto, all time high retail trading, day trader gurus, and other nonsense all signaled a nearby top but nobody cared to pay attention
xqc took everything I have.. I shouldn't have gambled. I lost 20M channel points and now my life is meaningless. African Children could've used those channel points and I wasted them.. i'm ashamed of myself
It's the Doubters who chats that because if X gets to 1st-3rd place they lose their points they bet. Twitch users call themselves frog. That emote expresses nervousness or tension.
it has been two years and this video still consistently get recommended to me. idk how this is possible, but i love it, and i love you xqc, and i love you editor
Chat is actual Pepega. He would not have been able to come in 7th on the cheese land race. You literally see a guy pass him while he is paused OMEGALUL.
Kind of a pepega take at the beginning. Crypto can be considered gambling because the value is purely speculative. Day trading or short term trading can also be considered gambling because the market can be volatile. But stock market in general isn't gambling because you are actually purchasing a piece of value in a company. If you buy stocks for your retirement and never sell, you are almost guaranteed to have more money saved up by the time you retire. Purchasing 100 dollars worth of the S&P 500 can almost literally guarantee you growth unless civilization collapses or something.
Its obvious the big juicer never opened up a balance sheet. If he only knew how dumb his take is he wouldn't have said it. Except the crypto stuff, he's right about that one.
In which part of the balance sheet does "Elon Musk buys 40B worth of shares" go? The only world in which stocks aren't gambling is one in which the SEC gets you a jail sentence.
People telling me he is losing cuz of snipers are delusional. Have you ever played against a Japanese lobby? When you beat them they will focus you hardcore, and guess what? I still beat them and I'm talking about degenerate grinders with 8.000+ points. I even saw 2 people with 20.000+ points and I still beat them
Yeah but imagine your playing and you get targeted by a bunch of ultra grinders like Elna even if you don’t win. Also those guys won’t sacrifice their race position to target you, the snipers will
@@Mitchlom It's not near as bad as gambling. You have to be smart when buying stock. Why do you think top investors make so much? You have to analyze data and trends. Gambling is 100% luck. Stocks are more like 40-50% luck and 50-60% brains.
@@thesharinganbeast6478 if gambling is 100% luck why do poker players make millions consistently? Just luck? And of course having a deep understanding on anything you gamble on will increase your chances of making money but there’s still a chance you can lose all of your money am I not correct?
@@thesharinganbeast6478 You're thinking about slots and slots only. Almost all forms of gambling, (even roulette), can be affected by your own skill and knowledge they're still gambling. Do you know %100 that a stock price will not go down? No? Then you're gambling
@@MiLa-xi6qj sure, you might not know. But that’s really if you are talking individual firms, then sure. I can see why some would call that gambling, crypto too. But trust funds/MTFs, index’s, and using diversification, while also studying the market, trends, and watching the federal reserve closely, can minimize your losses and get you gains over time. It’s not instant gains, like gambling, but it’s much more consistent in that you can get gains, and moderate ones at that. 401k and Roths are also kinds of investments too, yet they’re safe. Overall, stocks aren’t really gambling.
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Dumb take my Mr. Cow as usual. Stocks are stable it's been proven with decades of data, Yes it could potentially lose you all of your money but that a rare occurrence if you have atleast 2iq. Mr. Cow thinks he's a stock god just because he bought bitcoin OMEGALUL
The video titles are getting more in line with what really happens in the video 😅 I don’t come often to the streams and I lost every thing… 5 months of savings
haha
I went from 46k to 700 and I'm a non sub
@@hodotoi I went 200k to 50k to 350k as nonsub
@@dip9995 went from 79k to 200k non sub to lul
I don’t like xQc’s gameplay I watch him for his good and sane takes on the world
Holy... This is definitely fcked...
"the stock market is gambling"
@@hans1783 imagine being a hate watcher
Clueless
@@tf3217 He’s not a hate watcher he just understands xQc is the last person you should be taking advice from
I love how X starts off the video strong by saying stocks are equal to gambling 😂
I mean I think it is. There's been experiments showing a monkey that decides stocks at random outperforms nearly all professional stock traders.
its funny cuz he actually does real gambling
stocks arent gambling if you’re not an idiot. i lost nothing and actually gained in this downturn because i saw it coming (invested in oil, rest in cash). you could see it a mile away if you paid attention. meme stocks, useless crypto, all time high retail trading, day trader gurus, and other nonsense all signaled a nearby top but nobody cared to pay attention
I have zero points left... TrollDespair
xqc took everything I have.. I shouldn't have gambled. I lost 20M channel points and now my life is meaningless. African Children could've used those channel points and I wasted them.. i'm ashamed of myself
The 4House always wins
LMAO
i have no clue why the "SLOW DOWN" with the big eye frog messages still get a chuckle from me after an hour of constantly seeing it
It's the Doubters who chats that because if X gets to 1st-3rd place they lose their points they bet. Twitch users call themselves frog. That emote expresses nervousness or tension.
eye frog LULW
@@Adum Lmaoo
That monkaW description was amazing 😂🤣
it has been two years and this video still consistently get recommended to me. idk how this is possible, but i love it, and i love you xqc, and i love you editor
Timestamps:
0:58 ⚡️x2
1:49 SOYYYYY
2:37
5:51 5head
6:18
24:40
31:19
33:43
40:07
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48:49
13:40
So that's why crypto is down horrendous
lost 3 years of savings ..im down bad
Nice job bozo
The snipers ruin the entire game. It makes the experience unfun for everyone. Ik their probably children but still it’s cringe as fuck.
22:50 he litearlly gets double back shelled lool. People say "copium" and " so bad" for some reason
They just like to poke fun at him
COPEGE S OMEGLUL BAD
Chat is actual Pepega. He would not have been able to come in 7th on the cheese land race. You literally see a guy pass him while he is paused OMEGALUL.
dropped 200k for a 1-3 place and didnt get the payout, bet again for the next race and lost everything TrollDespair
how will all of mr cow's L's affect the gamba economy? 😱
scammed out of two refunds
anyone else bet 2 mil+ in the game he quit after a few seconds?
Quality...? Wht's wrong with the upload settings?
Kind of a pepega take at the beginning.
Crypto can be considered gambling because the value is purely speculative.
Day trading or short term trading can also be considered gambling because the market can be volatile.
But stock market in general isn't gambling because you are actually purchasing a piece of value in a company. If you buy stocks for your retirement and never sell, you are almost guaranteed to have more money saved up by the time you retire.
Purchasing 100 dollars worth of the S&P 500 can almost literally guarantee you growth unless civilization collapses or something.
Stock is the better gambling, which are not trash compared to Felix usually gambled on
Editor gonna trigger cryptobros ptsd with that title and intro
Comments are either "stocks aren't gambling" or "I lost my life savings", which seems to go hand in hand
1:51 real voice OMEGALUL
Its obvious the big juicer never opened up a balance sheet. If he only knew how dumb his take is he wouldn't have said it. Except the crypto stuff, he's right about that one.
In which part of the balance sheet does "Elon Musk buys 40B worth of shares" go? The only world in which stocks aren't gambling is one in which the SEC gets you a jail sentence.
stocks arent gambling
Trolldespair I gamba’d and lost 💀
He keeps losing at the last second LMAO
Any non-voters? GIGACHAD
48:12 🐢
How did he even do that
Stocks = Gambling
Yeah this is gonna be good.
Xqc should let snipers play agains each other so chat can bet without thinking lmao
He avoids Chomper barely only to get glitch hit by a green shell 13:48 then loses for the believers 🤣
1:48 xD
Starting off the video with a Bayzed Take, Surely the rest will be bayzed Clueless
42:20 xD
GIGAChad 8-12 voters
GIGAChad non-voters
GIGAChad UA-cam watching betters
People telling me he is losing cuz of snipers are delusional. Have you ever played against a Japanese lobby? When you beat them they will focus you hardcore, and guess what? I still beat them and I'm talking about degenerate grinders with 8.000+ points. I even saw 2 people with 20.000+ points and I still beat them
Yeah but imagine your playing and you get targeted by a bunch of ultra grinders like Elna even if you don’t win. Also those guys won’t sacrifice their race position to target you, the snipers will
@@oliverboxall1462 Bruh try full Japanese lobbies with at least 8 people smuggling
Copium
@@Adum Overusing
@@Sinfol Mald
Yeah no. Stocks are not gambling. Brain dead take by the juicer here
???????? yes it is, whilst it might not be a conventional form of gambling you are still placing a bet on wether the stock will go up or down
@@Mitchlom It's not near as bad as gambling. You have to be smart when buying stock. Why do you think top investors make so much? You have to analyze data and trends. Gambling is 100% luck. Stocks are more like 40-50% luck and 50-60% brains.
@@thesharinganbeast6478 if gambling is 100% luck why do poker players make millions consistently? Just luck? And of course having a deep understanding on anything you gamble on will increase your chances of making money but there’s still a chance you can lose all of your money am I not correct?
@@thesharinganbeast6478 You're thinking about slots and slots only. Almost all forms of gambling, (even roulette), can be affected by your own skill and knowledge they're still gambling. Do you know %100 that a stock price will not go down? No? Then you're gambling
@@MiLa-xi6qj sure, you might not know. But that’s really if you are talking individual firms, then sure. I can see why some would call that gambling, crypto too. But trust funds/MTFs, index’s, and using diversification, while also studying the market, trends, and watching the federal reserve closely, can minimize your losses and get you gains over time. It’s not instant gains, like gambling, but it’s much more consistent in that you can get gains, and moderate ones at that. 401k and Roths are also kinds of investments too, yet they’re safe. Overall, stocks aren’t really gambling.
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Prepare to witness the unforeseen consequences as the unstoppable force of xQc collides head-on with the virtual realm of Mario Kart, resulting in an unparalleled economic collapse that will leave you both astonished and amused! 🎮💥💸
In this groundbreaking UA-cam title, xQc's mischievous antics send shockwaves through the virtual kingdom, disrupting the delicate balance of the Mushroom Kingdom's economy. Through a series of unexpected maneuvers, xQc inadvertently triggers a domino effect that causes a whirlwind of chaos and financial turmoil, all within the pixelated confines of Mario Kart's thrilling race tracks. 🌍🔄🏎
The sheer audacity and unpredictability of xQc's gameplay elevate this video to extraordinary heights. As the spectators, we find ourselves on a rollercoaster of emotions, simultaneously in awe of xQc's fearless driving skills and grappling with the unforeseen consequences of his actions. It's a testament to the immense power an individual can wield, even within the seemingly harmless world of video games. 🎢🤯🕹
Amidst the virtual pandemonium, xQc's infectious laughter echoes, serving as a reminder that even in the face of an economic collapse, joy and entertainment can still be found. His ability to transform a seemingly ordinary gaming experience into an unforgettable spectacle is a testament to his unique charisma and unapologetic approach to life. 🤣🌟🎉
Through this captivating UA-cam title, xQc defies conventions and blurs the lines between virtual and real-world implications. It's a playful reminder that even in the realm of fantasy, our actions can have unintended consequences, and that sometimes, a little chaos can lead to unexpected hilarity and introspection. So buckle up and join xQc on this wild ride through the tumultuous world of Mario Kart, where economic collapse becomes a catalyst for laughter and entertainment like never before! 🚀🌌🏁
Dumb take my Mr. Cow as usual.
Stocks are stable it's been proven with decades of data, Yes it could potentially lose you all of your money but that a rare occurrence if you have atleast 2iq.
Mr. Cow thinks he's a stock god just because he bought bitcoin OMEGALUL
Goblin coped so hard at the beginning he ended up in 8th place and somehow sees crypto as stocks Pepega
LOL BRO
Sup xQcL
USE ITEM = BAN LULW
hes washed...despair
Stocks isn't gambling you bozo
Lol
Adult man starts talking about stocks and gambling while playing a kids racing game
40:08 xD