Never order a burger on the first date

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @perctivate
    @perctivate Рік тому +261

    we adding eating burgers at restaraunts to the list of things men cant do

    • @kristopherwillis8075
      @kristopherwillis8075 Рік тому +2

      😂😂

    • @FloraSora
      @FloraSora Рік тому +1

      YOOO altho to be completely fair (I'm a killjoy), what's scoot is saying isn't necessarily limited to men. In other words, just another thing to add to the list of first date anxieties thanks to social media bullshit.

    • @marusux791
      @marusux791 Рік тому +11

      “On the first date” Hell I’d be super polite on the first, if it’s the 2nd I’m going all messy on that burger lmao.

  • @logancutler6267
    @logancutler6267 Рік тому +236

    Man dodged the biggest bullet of his life. I’m talkin big rounds who tryna be a hula hoopa type shit

    • @messiah9108
      @messiah9108 Рік тому +6

      😭😭😭

    • @FridgeRaider69
      @FridgeRaider69 Рік тому +6

      I can't take this 💀

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu Рік тому +9

      Dodged both bullet bills and bonzai bills

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 Рік тому +12

      Shizzy would like to know your location

    • @thewhatness
      @thewhatness Рік тому +12

      [Medusa has entered the chat]

  • @Kingshit69
    @Kingshit69 Рік тому +99

    She is definitely lying about the second date

  • @Kidusrox
    @Kidusrox Рік тому +70

    "scoot is right"
    "what the fuck scoot talking about?"

  • @Spiritxiii
    @Spiritxiii Рік тому +145

    I get both perspectives. Shofu is right - nobody should care what you get at a restaurant. It can be a way to weed out overly superficial people. Unfortunately, we live in a world where first impressions can mean different things to different people, which is where Scoot's advice makes sense. End of the day, why they charging $3 for CHEESE ON A BURGER!?

    • @ladarriusjennings8914
      @ladarriusjennings8914 Рік тому +20

      Three dollars for some damn cheese is insane.

    • @ghostflame9211
      @ghostflame9211 10 місяців тому

      Nah scoot ain’t right at all. If she gives a shit that I ate a damn burger on a first date, deuces. Congrats, she won a free meal from me. I’m never gonna see her again lol

  • @nmyhv1
    @nmyhv1 Рік тому +144

    Scoot just making the right point with the wrong reasons, mostly just because a restaurant burger messy af and awkward to have a conversation during. Not the fact that the date has a problem with it, she shouldn't. So shofu is right with that part too.

    • @uselesswasteofhumanflesh
      @uselesswasteofhumanflesh Рік тому +24

      Never seen someone eat a burger like an absolute slob. Just don't get a messy ass burger and you'll be fine

    • @justinbent9320
      @justinbent9320 Рік тому +21

      I wanna know what restaurants servin greasy, juice filled burgers with tomato slices sliding out of from under the bun y'all been taking your first dates to

    • @poltergeistrp556
      @poltergeistrp556 Рік тому +1

      In scoots case, burger is on the menu

    • @lovekeego
      @lovekeego Рік тому +5

      bruh that's not even what she mad at, SHE MAD DUDE AINT WANNA PAY 3 BUCKS FOR CHEESE 😭

    • @k45hc1ll4
      @k45hc1ll4 Рік тому +7

      @@lovekeegoscoots base arguement started from “don’t get a burger on the first date” but yea her problem seemed to be with the fact he wasn’t messing with 3$ cheese. Either way all this is stupid and I’m just glad to laugh 😂

  • @MarkulusRift
    @MarkulusRift Рік тому +64

    SCOOT WAS NOT SPITTIN

    • @yungchris6803
      @yungchris6803 Рік тому +13

      You saying that with those emojis is killing me 😂

    • @sialiasialis.
      @sialiasialis. Рік тому +5

      Bro what are those emotes lol

    • @kaibies
      @kaibies 7 місяців тому +2

      MF WAS ON TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING 🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣

  • @Flapjack3734
    @Flapjack3734 Рік тому +82

    scoot and shofu are like the angel and devil on your shoulder. scoots right that you should make a good first impression and that chomping a big ass sloppy burger makes you look bad, but shofu’s also right saying that you should just be able to be yourself and if they don’t fw that then they aren’t the one. It feels like scoots advice is more about trying to ease into being yourself while shofu’s advice is dont change for anyone, and both are good. But irl I’m siding with scoot, restaurants gonna have to cook up some sirloin steak for me

  • @NiohArcadia
    @NiohArcadia Рік тому +37

    Nah fuck what Scoot was saying Shofu is right!
    If you gotta change yourself to appeal and morph into a person the other person would like they're not the one. Buy the burger It's a litmus test in all honesty. Bro dodged a bullet for real.

  • @emptywiz
    @emptywiz Рік тому +11

    i swear scoot argue just to argue sometimes 💀💀

  • @WinterDeth459
    @WinterDeth459 Рік тому +19

    Our boah Scoot is married. He knows.

  • @TruestAura
    @TruestAura Рік тому +6

    AT LEAST she payed, she would be a horrible person if she just left eveyrthing to him

  • @HeartlesssWretch
    @HeartlesssWretch Рік тому +15

    scoot forever having the worst takes lmao fucking wild

  • @andlisasa3
    @andlisasa3 Рік тому +26

    There's nothing wrong with ordering a burger on the first date if that's what you want, but I just personally would almost never get a burger at a non-fast food restaurant when I can easily make one myself at home, or go somewhere where I can get one that's decent and cheap like In n out. If I'm at a restaurant, I'll probably go for an option that is not that easy for me to make myself or that is perhaps not super accessible.

  • @Gambette69
    @Gambette69 Рік тому +10

    $3 for cheese is wild

  • @blacktogami3811
    @blacktogami3811 Рік тому +4

    Her financial decisions are so poor, her rent is half her check and she not even getting paid.

  • @SgtBaha
    @SgtBaha Рік тому +8

    someone please teach Scoot how to eat a burger if his shit be slidin all over the damn place LOL

    • @Jurra-x
      @Jurra-x Рік тому

      sounds like man is just slapping it into his face

  • @shterkz777
    @shterkz777 Рік тому +8

    If a burger is available in a restaurant I'm taking it

  • @FloraSora
    @FloraSora Рік тому +9

    This shit was mad funny, one of the first few videos I watched this morning.

    • @FloraSora
      @FloraSora Рік тому

      You know, looking back, this girl's hustlin. She's trying to make that TikTok ad revenue with outrageous stories and followup tiktoks. You can't miss it when you realize what times we be in.

  • @Justpassingby204
    @Justpassingby204 Рік тому +4

    Why is she butthurt about a burger? It’s a restaurant, is your choice.

  • @VidsfromBelring
    @VidsfromBelring Рік тому +28

    I totally forgot about this situation entirely, she was so dumb for posting this shit fr 💀💀

    • @VidsfromBelring
      @VidsfromBelring Рік тому +24

      And once again Scoot choosing to die on the most lopsided hill in history 😭

    • @darkpyro786
      @darkpyro786 Рік тому +20

      ​@@VidsfromBelringI appreciate him greatly for always choosing the "more content" side of the argument 😂

    • @VidsfromBelring
      @VidsfromBelring Рік тому +4

      @@darkpyro786 oh 100%, it makes my week seeing this shit 😂

  • @LuLuLxx
    @LuLuLxx Рік тому +5

    Scoot eat cereal with a fork 😂

  • @yungace18
    @yungace18 Рік тому +12

    How do they keep letting scoot do this to them 🤣

  • @anuraexe
    @anuraexe Рік тому +5

    the great burger debate this is gonna be one of the ethics question of all time

  • @swooss579
    @swooss579 Рік тому +5

    Scoot be watchin the Mallory Bros pod bro LMAOOOOO

  • @SeanMania213
    @SeanMania213 Рік тому +1

    Homie dodged a bullet

  • @k45hc1ll4
    @k45hc1ll4 Рік тому +5

    Honestly, guys should just start getting burgers on the first date as a test of character now 😂
    Call it “the burger test” if they fail that go ahead and keep searching for the next one lmao

  • @JosephVela-c5y
    @JosephVela-c5y Рік тому

    I understand both of the points made here and this interaction was hilarious lmfao

  • @VelvetAura
    @VelvetAura Рік тому

    Bro dodged a bullet without even knowing it frfr

  • @_WiZ420
    @_WiZ420 Рік тому +6

    Alright Scoot, but you’re forgetting one thing: what if SHE gets a burger?

  • @magnolt
    @magnolt Рік тому +7

    people really go through life without thinking and considering she wasnt thinking and considering about the cheese she wasbt thinking and considering when leaving the restaurant she wasnt thinking and considering posting ts online how tf do you pick the dumb choice 3 times in a row holy

    • @mr.sandman7339
      @mr.sandman7339 Рік тому +4

      4 times, really. She blocked the man and STILL decided to go on another date with him. Tho, he might share the L for that one.

  • @Leeboski345
    @Leeboski345 Рік тому

    if you ask shofu if milk goes before cereal the whole conversation would have flipped

  • @isaiahfreecos2075
    @isaiahfreecos2075 Рік тому +31

    When they first talked about this, I had to go and test it.
    I can confirm, eating a burger is a riskier option.
    It can get messy & mess up the flow of conversation due to chewing.
    And you gotta balance not wanting the burger to get cold, or the bun to get hard while your there.
    Better to go with some pasta or sum, this just my results tho 🤷🏽😂

    • @Picaro_12
      @Picaro_12 Рік тому +6

      i don't even know man, i haven't gone on a date being fair but i would argue pasta is even more riskier cause all that sauce and shit and the noodles dangling out your mouth and you had to kinda focus to eat that shit without looking like a slob too lol

    • @antoniofowler80
      @antoniofowler80 Рік тому +2

      ​@Picaro_12 what kind of pasta you getting? Spaghetti and meatballs? Cuz gourmet pasta is usually pretty light and you can get a bite size pasta type so they won't dangle.

    • @Picaro_12
      @Picaro_12 Рік тому +1

      @@antoniofowler80 I mean I don’t be getting pasta like that lol the last time I got pasta was at olive gardens and I got a small pasta bowl but point is if there is a light in messy version of that you can get a in messy ass clean burger without all the toppings

    • @antoniofowler80
      @antoniofowler80 Рік тому +1

      @Picaro_12 olive garden ain't a great showing of pasta, that's essentially the mcdonalds of pasta lol. Regardless though yeah that's true, I think overall though you're always safer going with a non-finger food like pasta. You def got a point with the burger though, gourmet burger depending where you at might not be that messy.

    • @romeda5156
      @romeda5156 Рік тому +6

      If she actually like you these things don’t matter

  • @eseph_agen
    @eseph_agen Рік тому +7

    God I wanna bully everyone in this conversation what the hell going on lol

  • @WizardDog829
    @WizardDog829 Рік тому

    shofu a real one for that patty representation

  • @shushanthswinderballs1122
    @shushanthswinderballs1122 Рік тому +3

    My guess of the situation, which is probably wrong because clearly this isn’t a person whose motives can be explained with normal human reason, is that her dish was expensive so she felt guilty because he ordered something that was a lot cheaper and seemed somewhat frugal (though reasonable because 3 dollars for cheese is stupid). She felt guilty and then left the date for that reason.

  • @rjs9228
    @rjs9228 Рік тому

    Throwing my hat into this ring:
    When you eatin a burger on a first date, you lose conversation time and hand maneuverability, as well as running the risk of a messier eat. Scoot is right in that regard. It makes the date more complicated due to having to balance your time better. Eating pasta or something only requiring a fork and knife, at least gives you the ability to speak while cutting, spinning your fork, whatever you gotta do.
    But also nobody should be caring that much.
    But also who the FUCK charging 3$ for cheese

    • @fullmetal_3961
      @fullmetal_3961 19 годин тому

      how tf is it so hard for you fuckers to eat a burger and hold a convo with another person, like it's not some mystical magical skill.

  • @SEGAsaturn514
    @SEGAsaturn514 Рік тому +1

    🗣️WHAT IS SCOOT TALKIN ABOUT⁉️❓❓🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @law8454
    @law8454 Рік тому

    If they just made the burger $3 more he prolly woulda just bought it

  • @randomguy6152
    @randomguy6152 2 місяці тому

    she not even bad

  • @jezer2001
    @jezer2001 Рік тому +7

    Christ scoot, it's a good thing you're already married 😂

  • @mechashadow
    @mechashadow Рік тому

    These men talking like they started dating Shofu so they started judging all his meal choices lmao

  • @VenzyntRoleplay
    @VenzyntRoleplay Рік тому

    A first date should just be coffee or drinks tbh

  • @jweezy15able
    @jweezy15able Рік тому +1

    If I understand this correctly: shes upset because he complained about the price of the meal. Just remember she's doing him a favor. If she's going to fly off the handle over that, than she's meant for the streets.

  • @officialt.r.e
    @officialt.r.e Рік тому

    Scoot tryna make sense outta something that don’t make sense😂

  • @FantasyOmega
    @FantasyOmega Рік тому

    I agree with Scoot, getting a burger is not a risk I’m taking on a first date 😂 high risk factor with how messy it is

  • @graffiti_soul
    @graffiti_soul Рік тому +3

    This man is really more worried about eating a burger on the first date; than the toxic mentality.
    Horrible take, Scoot 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

  • @notfabio9858
    @notfabio9858 Рік тому +10

    Ok I almost see what scoots saying about the burger being messy- not that the other person would automatically block you for that but I can see not wanting to put yourself in that situation
    But burgers being the bottom tier option?? That’s a no from me

  • @WolfHunner
    @WolfHunner Рік тому +5

    I always order burgers from restaurants they're my favorite thing to eat. Burgers from restaurants are far tastier than from McD's and Wendy's because you can tell them how you want it cooked. As for looking like a slob simply just pace yourself while you eat and and use a napkin lol it's not that hard.

    • @ladarriusjennings8914
      @ladarriusjennings8914 Рік тому +2

      Even cut the burger into smaller pieces so it is easier to pick up.

    • @WolfHunner
      @WolfHunner Рік тому

      @@ladarriusjennings8914 I do that as well

    • @sialiasialis.
      @sialiasialis. Рік тому

      @@ladarriusjennings8914 might wanna ask them to cut it in half though to dodge the messy bullet of cutting it yourself

  • @bacon5481
    @bacon5481 3 місяці тому

    I agree with Scoot, it's not about the burger, it's about the aftermath, your breath gonna stink, your hands/mouth are gonna be dirty asf and it's gonna make you look unformal post-meal, whereas something like a steak, or something you eat with utensils would leave you looking the same and give you more room for conversations/less downtime, if im taking a bite out of a big sandwich/burger there's naturally going to be more downtime then taking small bites of whatever you're eating. Scoot just kept saying the same thing over and over again, but there's my reasoning behind it. I'm open to hearing yall thoughts on it. The item you buy doesn't have to be pricier either it just has to be something u can eat with utensils.
    Also 3 dollars for cheese is INSANE.

  • @romeda5156
    @romeda5156 Рік тому

    A lie detector would blow the fuck up listening to this woman

  • @ClassicBentobox
    @ClassicBentobox Рік тому

    Dude if it’s bleu cheese and garlic sure but a fucking burger? I’m not eating ravioli or salad because I’m “scared” what she thinks.

  • @Shiouro
    @Shiouro Рік тому +3

    This is so cap me and my wife first date we had sloppy pizza second date we had huge burgers and we been married 4 almost 5 years that shit don't matter to real people if a girl really cares that much bro if she does give you a chance guarante that relationship never works out

  • @itsjayswelly
    @itsjayswelly Рік тому +1

    Bruh we can't really compare burger king to a gourmet burger. Maybe not on a date but I'm going to get a legit burger if i ain't making it myself

  • @alexisjonna683
    @alexisjonna683 Рік тому

    $3 to add a SLICE of CHEESE?! FUCK THAT

  • @trentonwilson7054
    @trentonwilson7054 Рік тому +6

    I mean she could be working a different job or she meant to say a paid intern she has a little accent i think

  • @ghostflame9211
    @ghostflame9211 10 місяців тому +1

    Scoot’s logic doesn’t make sense… you’d never say not to get ribs at a restaurant but those are infinity times more messy than a burger lol

    • @ghostflame9211
      @ghostflame9211 10 місяців тому +1

      He really said “just get you a steak and rice pilaf, you doing too much with a burger.” Steak and rice pilaf is too much

    • @rogaken
      @rogaken 5 місяців тому

      I was thinking the same thing. Lol.

  • @expic3954
    @expic3954 Рік тому +1

    To be fair Scoot is a married man so I have to take his advice.

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 10 місяців тому

      You can be married and have a dumb opinion.
      I mean, OJ was married, you gonna take his advice in how to treat your wife?

    • @majoraxx2427
      @majoraxx2427 8 місяців тому

      @@HabitualThinkerare you out of your fucking mind 😂

    • @expic3954
      @expic3954 Місяць тому

      ​@@HabitualThinkerI'll disregard Scoot's opinion when I see him on the news for domestic violence

    • @graffiti_soul
      @graffiti_soul День тому

      Okay, and? I’ve been married for 3 years & my wife thinks that worrying about what the other person’s eating is dumb AF 🤣

  • @_WiZ420
    @_WiZ420 Рік тому +4

    Classic case of spreading negativity and then being surprised at the backlash. Idk…

  • @superboomn
    @superboomn Рік тому

    Why is everyone talking about the food and not the woman admitted to walking out an agreed upon date when the other person literally did nothing negative to you personally.

  • @DaichiTheBrawler
    @DaichiTheBrawler Рік тому +1

    Yo Red Robin got my favorite burgers

  • @CharlesQuales
    @CharlesQuales Рік тому

    they both right no one should give a fuck about what you order but its about consideration for the person you're going on a date you're trying to engage and get to know someone but its hard when you're eating a messy fucking burger its just common sense but shofu is right in the sense it shouldn't matter but shofus reasoning is flawed because its about consideration for the other person not about the other person being controlling

  • @mvpmvp3861
    @mvpmvp3861 Рік тому

    $3 for a slice of cheese? 😭

  • @sialiasialis.
    @sialiasialis. Рік тому

    See Scoot messing up. You gotta have better burger handling etiquette if you letting your tomatoes slide like that

  • @itszaids6611
    @itszaids6611 Рік тому

    im pretty sure wat scoot means is its ok to order a burger at a restuarant, but its probably not something u want to order on a special occasion like a first date. Perhaps something a bit more high class and special like a steak, some type of pasta, or something that you can feel special with. Burgers arent super special and are a common fast food staple so it may not be suitable. But shofu is def more right in that i order whatever tf i want to eat. you got a problem u not for me.

  • @mr.i6527
    @mr.i6527 Рік тому

    dont eat on a first date lol ull feel lagargic bc u just ate, bad breathe & u might b gassy after. not good logicstics lol keep it simple & just go for drinks

  • @MorganTJ813
    @MorganTJ813 Рік тому

    I get that walking out in the middle of a date is rude, but she did pay for the entire meal. I don't understand the vitriol.

    • @NiohArcadia
      @NiohArcadia Рік тому +18

      She's inadvertently poor shaming despite being a broke student who is also an unpaid intern lmfao.

    • @Rusty_Spy
      @Rusty_Spy Рік тому +1

      She walked out in a date for the pettiest reason imaginable don't matter if she paid or not. She said herself she not concerning herself with the money when she going out it's about having a good time, so leaving the date without saying anything is a way bigger offense

  • @POWWizard323
    @POWWizard323 Рік тому +6

    Ain't Shofu the guy who kicked Giancarlo out of his house for pouring milk before his cereal? XD

  • @k45hc1ll4
    @k45hc1ll4 Рік тому

    Scoot so damn annoying lmao, but I do the same shit as him in arguments 😂

  • @Vivid_Sky23
    @Vivid_Sky23 Рік тому

    When I think about it, Scoot is kinda right I'd say the same thing for pizza on the first date

  • @duckett2times
    @duckett2times Рік тому

    This story sound fake and bro sound crazy agreeing 😂

  • @KingPig12
    @KingPig12 Рік тому +5

    i’m sorry but this whole convo was a rare scoot L