Hate Speech Humour | Stand Up comedy | Mohammed Hussain
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Everything said is intended as a joke, please take laughter and not offence. Comment below if you think these jokes are jail worthy. I hope they are not. Nahi banna itna famous.
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Edited by : ME!
Sound by: Yash Barse
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
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Ye koi time hai video daalne ka... Jaldi so kyuki subha Fajar bhi padhni hai...
Sahi bola bhai 🤣🤣🤣
Hello
Sach kahu to galti se ho gaya… mein kal do pahar ke 12 baje samajh ke daala tha…
@@Officiallysane 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
As Proud Kaafir i can say you are good comedian 😂
Relatable. My mom's solution for everything bad is Hanuman Chalisa 👍
Haan yaar sab same hi hota hai bas Sanskrit aur Urdu/arabi ka farak hai
@@Officiallysane 👍 right
@@Officiallysane yeps bro sb same hi thaa baad m bs alag alg language m copy kr diya gya
Nope, thats not true. Hanuman chalisa is short story of Lord Hanuman and what should be character of human, while Namaz is done in praise of Allah and rejecting everything else.😁
@@reality5115 @Reality like I said it's my mother's solution for everything. I never said that I'm comparing HC with Fajr namaz. And it's completely ok if both have different meanings na.
Like my solution for everything is Malana cream ...
Entrance exam idea is not practical, they never organise the exams properly. always keeps leaking.
Entrance and cutoff joke was too good but underrated 😂😂
How to be famous standup comedian... Make jokes while showing you are victim... Make jokes on other religion... Address hindus by andhbhakt....that's all we will make you famous
How to be famous politician, give hate speeches, talk about making all minorities as second class citizens, talk about making Hindu Rashtra, talk about killing Muslims and raping women.
Congratulations, you are BJP minister now.
cope sanghi
Facts
Sometimes after watching his video, I Feel he is gujarati, dont know why🤣🤣
I am. :p
Bohri to be precise..
@@ummulkadri9616 Nope.
he knows everything about the Govt, as about its flaws as he is very close to that . so he is having calculated risk.
@@Officiallysane why do you make jokes on Quran and namaz
people can get offended
Great video buddy, excellent jokes delivered very calmly. Keep it up.
How to get video viral-write something subject line so people get to know this muslim Muslim Muslim in every 5 sec and phrase of his content
Daring comedy. Lots of support. Keep it up.
Thank you! Please share :)
Thank God ppl are saying that Kafir is an Arabic word for Non muslims like any other language non muslim will not be said non muslim in Arabic language it'll have its own word. Some idiots literally take this as abusive word or something evil or bad or blah blah.
No one can do better muslim jokes than you Hussain bhai upload more videos pls
What's the need of making Muslim jokes when the whole islam is joke😂
@@bettercallvivek hahaha
are bhai xD
koi na abhi vo reply karega hate phelega jane dete
pr acha punch tha xD
HA INKE ACHE LAGE And munawar
they both good
@@bettercallvivek well ur life is the biggest joke😹
@@bettercallvivek atleast not a mythological cartoon network story rofl 🤣
Sonu Nigam ne correct hi bola tha. Bina hate ke banao na videos
his videos are like cure to Islamophobia 😂😂
Quite sensible and logical punches...
Verse 9 Surah 5 فَاِذَاانْسَلَخَالۡاَشۡهُرُالۡحُـرُمُفَاقۡتُلُواالۡمُشۡرِكِيۡنَحَيۡثُوَجَدْتُّمُوۡهُمۡوَخُذُوۡهُمۡوَاحۡصُرُوۡهُمۡوَاقۡعُدُوۡالَهُمۡكُلَّمَرۡصَدٍ ۚفَاِنۡتَابُوۡاوَاَقَامُواالصَّلٰوةَوَاٰتَوُاالزَّكٰوةَفَخَلُّوۡاسَبِيۡلَهُمۡ ؕاِنَّاللّٰهَغَفُوۡرٌرَّحِيۡمٌ
मतलब: फिर, जब हराम (प्रतिष्ठित) महीने बीत जाएं तो मुशरिकों को जहां कहीं पाओ क़त्ल करो, उन्हें पकड़ो और उन्हें घेरो और हर घात की जगह उनकी ताक में बैठो. फिर यदि वे तौबा कर लें और नमाज़ क़ायम करें और ज़कात दें तो उनका मार्ग छोड़ दो, निश्चय ही अल्लाह बड़ा क्षमाशील, दयावान है.
2- Verse 9 Surah 28 يٰۤاَيُّهَاالَّذِيۡنَاٰمَنُوۡۤااِنَّمَاالۡمُشۡرِكُوۡنَنَجَسٌفَلَايَقۡرَبُواالۡمَسۡجِدَالۡحَـرَامَبَعۡدَعَامِهِمۡهٰذَا ۚوَاِنۡخِفۡتُمۡعَيۡلَةًفَسَوۡفَيُغۡنِيۡكُمُاللّٰهُمِنۡفَضۡلِهٖۤاِنۡشَآءَ ؕاِنَّاللّٰهَعَلِيۡمٌحَكِيۡمٌ
मतलब: ऐ ईमान लानेवालो! मुशरिक तो बस अपवित्र ही हैं. अतः इस वर्ष के पश्चात वे मस्जिदे-हराम के पास न आएँ. और यदि तुम्हें निर्धनता का भय हो तो आगे यदि अल्लाह चाहेगा तो तुम्हें अपने अनुग्रह से समृद्ध कर देगा. निश्चय ही अल्लाह सब कुछ जाननेवाला, अत्यन्त तत्वदर्शी है.
@@FirstMusicLover Hindi : भाई इस्का प्रसंग पता है तुझे? यह उस समय मक्का में चल रहे युद्ध का संदर्भ है तो मूल रूप से मक्का के मुसलमानों और गैर-मुसलमानों के बीच एक संधि थी कि कोई भी हिंसा शुरू नहीं करेगा लेकिन गैर-मुसलमानों ने संधि तोड़ दी और युद्ध शुरू कर दिया, इसलिए अल्लाह ने इस संदर्भ में हमारे पैगंबर से कहा कि यदि आप युद्ध के मैदान में कोई काफिर पाते हैं , उन्हें जहाँ भी मिले उन्हें मार डालो (केवल युद्ध के मैदान पर) यह भी ध्यान दें कि मुसलमानों को किसी को मारने की अनुमति नहीं है (युद्ध के मामले को छोड़कर) यहां तक कि कुरान या हदीस में यह उल्लेख किया गया है कि अगर कोई इंसान को मारता है (बिना युद्ध के) किसी भी कारण से) यह ऐसा होगा जैसे उसने पूरी मानवता को मार डाला और अगर कोई इंसान को बचाता है तो ऐसा लगता है जैसे उसने सारी मानवता को बचा लिया है तो नफरत फैलाना बंद करो और जाओ और फज्र की नमाज़ पढ़ो😂
English : Bro iska context pta hai tujhe? This is reference to the war that was being held in Makkah at that time
So basically there was a treaty between the Muslims and Non-Muslims of Makkah that no one would initiate violence but the Non-Muslims broke the treaty and started a war so Allah in this reference told our Prophet that if you find any Kafirs or Non-Muslims in the battlefield kill them wherever you find them (only on the battlefield) also Note that Muslims are not allowed to kill anyone (except in case of a war) even it is mentioned in the Qur'an or Hadees that if someone kills a human (without any reason) it would be like as if he had killed all of the Humanity and if someone saves a human it would be like as if he has saved all of the Humanity
So stop spreading hate and go and Pray Fajr😂
@@United_WE_MUSLIMS_Stand agar jung mein maarne ki baat ki thi to "convert karo. Sirf main hi main hu. Jo mujhe nahi maanega usko maar daalo. Unse jaziya lo. Mere alawa duniya mein aur kisi ko mat maano". Sab samajh mein aata hai. Main musalmaan nahi hu jo kuch bhi bolega to main maan lunga. Baat bas itni hai ki ab Islam expose ho gaya hai.
no one noticed u directly raost that person who said "kill Muslim"
Haan yaar... idhar log mujhe hi gali de rahe hain...
Your videos are unexpectedly amazing 😅
"Killer Set" bhai 😂
You deserve a far better audience.
Why are the people not laughing!!
Watching it after your Instagram live!! Lovedddddddddd the video. Ab fajr ki namaz padhlena 😙
the jokes are on muslims not understanding the Qur'an and you just said first page of Qur'an is kalima. its surah al fateha already. beta fajr ke bad Qur'an shareef bhi parh lena! lool
waiting for nxt vid tho ❤❤
YES! Jiss ko samjhega uss ko samjhega
Awesome 😂😂
I don't know why all muslim comedians play victim cards like seriously dude pandits never did that aur musalmaano ke saath toh waisa kch hua bhi nhi hai still they play victim c so nicely
joke delivery is awesome 😂😂💪
Is this bit from one of the open mics because I am just curious to know the process , btw the bit was officiallysane 😂😂 🙌
Perfect clickbait title for extremists😀😀😀
Bro clickbait nhi he
Amit aur modi ke liye ideas he
"Fazar ki namaz padhle" is the most common phrase use by a Memon mom
Hum bhi subah 4:30 par tahlne jaate hai.
Yaha pe kai masjide hai , pas hi pas me.
Fajr bhi usi time hoti hai.
Ab namaaj me maulavi lagate hai sur ,
Lekin loudspeaker pe jab 4 5 taraf se sur lagate jaa rhe ho to hota hai *shor* .
Ek log lagaye to badhiya bhi lage.
English me ek kahavat hai..too many cooks spoil the broth.
Agreed
@@Codestry so jao bhai.😂
Great jokes kinda dead audience
Topic hi aisa tha I guess :p
Plz keep spreading HARMONY....NO PROB KIS HAATH SE JAAROON NIKALEN...
So funny and well written! Glad you decided to post this. Keep them coming! 😁
Hilarious & Ballsy ! Keep at it Hussain! It's too too good 😂😂😂
Jay madhav jay YADAV 💪💪
Kafir.. Non-believer not non Muslim. So I presume all the people in the audience were/are non-believers.. Who were laughing being called one.
Believer means muslim
Give us more content!!! You're amazing ❤
Sonu Nigam was right do whatever you want to do but don't annoy other's
Hindu- Hanuman chalisa aur
Muslim- ayetal kursi padhke
Fir sab bhai milke ek saath Jan gan man gaate hai... Yhi to khoobsurati hai iss watan ki❤️❤️🙂
Saach bataau toh uncomfortable hua mai thoda...lekin funny bhot tha yeh🤣
Nice hinduphobia , ek ko bhi nahi mara abhi tak aur abhi se fat Rahi 😂
Pehle namaz padho, nahi bro pehle kagaz dhundho
Verse 4 Surah 101 وَاِذَاضَرَبۡتُمۡفِىالۡاَرۡضِفَلَيۡسَعَلَيۡكُمۡجُنَاحٌاَنۡتَقۡصُرُوۡامِنَالصَّلٰوةِ ۖاِنۡخِفۡتُمۡاَنۡيَّفۡتِنَكُمُالَّذِيۡنَكَفَرُوۡا ؕاِنَّالۡـكٰفِرِيۡنَكَانُوۡالَـكُمۡعَدُوًّامُّبِيۡنًا
मतलब: और जब तुम धरती में यात्रा करो, तो इसमें तुमपर कोई गुनाह नहीं कि नमाज़ को कुछ संक्षिप्त कर दो; यदि तुम्हें इस बात का भय हो कि विधर्मी लोग तुम्हें सताएंगे और कष्ट पहुंचाएंगे. निश्चय ही विधर्मी लोग तुम्हारे खुले शत्रु हैं.
4- Verse 9 Surah 123 يٰۤـاَيُّهَاالَّذِيۡنَاٰمَنُوۡاقَاتِلُواالَّذِيۡنَيَلُوۡنَكُمۡمِّنَالۡكُفَّارِوَلۡيَجِدُوۡافِيۡكُمۡغِلۡظَةً ؕوَاعۡلَمُوۡاۤاَنَّاللّٰهَمَعَالۡمُتَّقِيۡنَ
मतलब: ऐ ईमान लानेवालो! उन इनकार करनेवालों से लड़ो जो तुम्हारे निकट हैं और चाहिए कि वे तुममें सख़्ती पाएं, और जान रखो कि अल्लाह डर रखनेवालों के साथ है.
5- Verse 4 Surah 56 اِنَّالَّذِيۡنَكَفَرُوۡابِاٰيٰتِنَاسَوۡفَنُصۡلِيۡهِمۡنَارًاؕكُلَّمَانَضِجَتۡجُلُوۡدُهُمۡبَدَّلۡنٰهُمۡجُلُوۡدًاغَيۡرَهَالِيَذُوۡقُواالۡعَذَابَ ؕاِنَّاللّٰهَكَانَعَزِيۡزًاحَكِيۡمًا
मतलब: जिन लोगों ने हमारी आयतों का इनकार किया, उन्हें हम जल्द ही आग में झोंकेंगे. जब भी उनकी खालें पक जाएंगी, तो हम उन्हें दूसरी खालों में बदल दिया करेंगे, ताकि वे यातना का मज़ा चखते ही रहें. निस्संदेह अल्लाह प्रभुत्वशाली, तत्वदर्शी है.
Cool yaar, must thi Teri stand-up
Well Kafir doesn't mean Non-muslims..... The one who knows and beliefs that there is no god except Allah and Muhammad ( PBUH) is the last messenger & still chooses to be on other hand is Kafir...😊
That's what non muslim means, kafir.
@@Shawn_mike34 lol so you belief that there is no god except Allah.. is that why you mean?
@@Uncultured.. I don't believe in Allah and Muhammad. I'm not from Arabia. I have my own culture.
crowd is too low man...0:17 such a good joke dude...but no one laughed at it..secondly I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE NEXT SHOW OF YOUR'S IN MUMBAI...I GENUINELY WANT TO SEE YOU LIVE...Cheers !
Sometime in January/February I will do my solo I perform in mumbai regulary follow on instagram to know @officiallysane.
Damn funny bro.. 🤣🤣
sonu nigam was not wrong ........ his point was to keep volume low....
And my point is my mom wanted me to wake up too.
@@Officiallysane i was not telling....you are wrong...
you are doing great...keep it up ✌️
@@Officiallysane bhai.... give me review about this??????
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Teri zindagi hi comedy kardega Allah ek din Inshallah.
azaan is definitely irritating at early morning
The connection u set up in fazal ki namaz start and end was good.other muslim comedian oy try to insult other religions...tht is downgrade comedy... upgrade is wen u being muslim mock urself... diff comedy good work
Jail Jane se dar nahi lagta,😅😅
By the way I like to the comedy,.
halala pe v ek video banao bhai maza aayega😂😂😂😂😂
Yeeessssss was waiting for thisss!!!! Finallyyyy
Jai Hind u'I'sm
Jai'N'ism
Bu'D'dism
Skih'I'sm
Isl'A'm
Christia'N'ity
Jew,'S' and parsi
Unity in diversity
KAAFIR!!! 😂🔥 Too good man 😂
Now a days Comedians are doing true journalism and so called journalists doing comedy whole day.
True Islam. Verse 9 Surah 5 فَاِذَاانْسَلَخَالۡاَشۡهُرُالۡحُـرُمُفَاقۡتُلُواالۡمُشۡرِكِيۡنَحَيۡثُوَجَدْتُّمُوۡهُمۡوَخُذُوۡهُمۡوَاحۡصُرُوۡهُمۡوَاقۡعُدُوۡالَهُمۡكُلَّمَرۡصَدٍ ۚفَاِنۡتَابُوۡاوَاَقَامُواالصَّلٰوةَوَاٰتَوُاالزَّكٰوةَفَخَلُّوۡاسَبِيۡلَهُمۡ ؕاِنَّاللّٰهَغَفُوۡرٌرَّحِيۡمٌ
मतलब: फिर, जब हराम (प्रतिष्ठित) महीने बीत जाएं तो मुशरिकों को जहां कहीं पाओ क़त्ल करो, उन्हें पकड़ो और उन्हें घेरो और हर घात की जगह उनकी ताक में बैठो. फिर यदि वे तौबा कर लें और नमाज़ क़ायम करें और ज़कात दें तो उनका मार्ग छोड़ दो, निश्चय ही अल्लाह बड़ा क्षमाशील, दयावान है.
2- Verse 9 Surah 28 يٰۤاَيُّهَاالَّذِيۡنَاٰمَنُوۡۤااِنَّمَاالۡمُشۡرِكُوۡنَنَجَسٌفَلَايَقۡرَبُواالۡمَسۡجِدَالۡحَـرَامَبَعۡدَعَامِهِمۡهٰذَا ۚوَاِنۡخِفۡتُمۡعَيۡلَةًفَسَوۡفَيُغۡنِيۡكُمُاللّٰهُمِنۡفَضۡلِهٖۤاِنۡشَآءَ ؕاِنَّاللّٰهَعَلِيۡمٌحَكِيۡمٌ
मतलब: ऐ ईमान लानेवालो! मुशरिक तो बस अपवित्र ही हैं. अतः इस वर्ष के पश्चात वे मस्जिदे-हराम के पास न आएँ. और यदि तुम्हें निर्धनता का भय हो तो आगे यदि अल्लाह चाहेगा तो तुम्हें अपने अनुग्रह से समृद्ध कर देगा. निश्चय ही अल्लाह सब कुछ जाननेवाला, अत्यन्त तत्वदर्शी है.
"Kaafir killing" isn't a comedy. It's a commandment from alla. Agenda mat chalao.
Verse 9 Surah 5 فَاِذَاانْسَلَخَالۡاَشۡهُرُالۡحُـرُمُفَاقۡتُلُواالۡمُشۡرِكِيۡنَحَيۡثُوَجَدْتُّمُوۡهُمۡوَخُذُوۡهُمۡوَاحۡصُرُوۡهُمۡوَاقۡعُدُوۡالَهُمۡكُلَّمَرۡصَدٍ ۚفَاِنۡتَابُوۡاوَاَقَامُواالصَّلٰوةَوَاٰتَوُاالزَّكٰوةَفَخَلُّوۡاسَبِيۡلَهُمۡ ؕاِنَّاللّٰهَغَفُوۡرٌرَّحِيۡمٌ
मतलब: फिर, जब हराम (प्रतिष्ठित) महीने बीत जाएं तो मुशरिकों को जहां कहीं पाओ क़त्ल करो, उन्हें पकड़ो और उन्हें घेरो और हर घात की जगह उनकी ताक में बैठो. फिर यदि वे तौबा कर लें और नमाज़ क़ायम करें और ज़कात दें तो उनका मार्ग छोड़ दो, निश्चय ही अल्लाह बड़ा क्षमाशील, दयावान है.
2- Verse 9 Surah 28 يٰۤاَيُّهَاالَّذِيۡنَاٰمَنُوۡۤااِنَّمَاالۡمُشۡرِكُوۡنَنَجَسٌفَلَايَقۡرَبُواالۡمَسۡجِدَالۡحَـرَامَبَعۡدَعَامِهِمۡهٰذَا ۚوَاِنۡخِفۡتُمۡعَيۡلَةًفَسَوۡفَيُغۡنِيۡكُمُاللّٰهُمِنۡفَضۡلِهٖۤاِنۡشَآءَ ؕاِنَّاللّٰهَعَلِيۡمٌحَكِيۡمٌ
मतलब: ऐ ईमान लानेवालो! मुशरिक तो बस अपवित्र ही हैं. अतः इस वर्ष के पश्चात वे मस्जिदे-हराम के पास न आएँ. और यदि तुम्हें निर्धनता का भय हो तो आगे यदि अल्लाह चाहेगा तो तुम्हें अपने अनुग्रह से समृद्ध कर देगा. निश्चय ही अल्लाह सब कुछ जाननेवाला, अत्यन्त तत्वदर्शी है.
Go back to Pakistan!!! and Fajr padh lena pehle 🤌🏻😂
for those who are kaafirs and didnt know abt fajar ki namaz mean here some brief stuff for u
its a 1st namaz out of 5 namaz/ prayers Muslims are obligatory to pray and if a muslim leaves any 1of em internationally without any leget reason like u were dying etc then u r not muslim / u r muslim but kaafir k barabar paush gaye hoo aap, like the difference b/w kaafir and a muslim is: Namaz {word of hadees} ur welcome
Fazr k namaz k chakr m English class miss kr diya thaa kya bro 😂
@@bettercallvivek arry arry 😂
btw kya galti hai xD
@@bettercallvivek 😁
Is hisab se to bahut log namaz paancho time nhi padhte lekin muslim to hai hi .🤔🤔
@@ZAMislive intentionally not internationaly . And a few more mistakes. Kya fark padhta hai.
hahahaha, (laughs in Urdu) 😂😂😂
Me see this silently who disrespect every religion Hindu, muslim , Christian and think who murdered me well 👹
Love you FROM PAKISTAN
YOUR INSTAGRAM CONTENT IS AWESOME BRO KEEP IT UP..
Ab Kuch bhi ho fajr jarur padunga
We understand Qur'an and that's exactly why we are not the followers of Islam lol 🤣
Pathetic attempt to hide hooliganism under the veil of comedy.. Most of those laughing doesn't even know the real meaning of Kafir or don't know how loudspeakers feels at 4am.. 👎👎
@Nation First badhiya english likhe ho.
@@nationfirst3478 💯
@@nationfirst3478 I can really feel that how loudspeaker sound looks irritating at 4 am because in temples they play irritating songs with high volume.
@@bilalmalik4140 pathetic attempt madrasa chap.. No temple plays loudspeaker at 4am if there isn't a festival.
Everything is right except meaning of "Kafir"...😂😂😂
He's so cute! ❤️
We get the it, you're a Muslim, now tell some general jokes yar, there must be other stuff in the world too
Appreciate your coverage
Islamiyat
Verse 9 Surah 5 فَاِذَاانْسَلَخَالۡاَشۡهُرُالۡحُـرُمُفَاقۡتُلُواالۡمُشۡرِكِيۡنَحَيۡثُوَجَدْتُّمُوۡهُمۡوَخُذُوۡهُمۡوَاحۡصُرُوۡهُمۡوَاقۡعُدُوۡالَهُمۡكُلَّمَرۡصَدٍ ۚفَاِنۡتَابُوۡاوَاَقَامُواالصَّلٰوةَوَاٰتَوُاالزَّكٰوةَفَخَلُّوۡاسَبِيۡلَهُمۡ ؕاِنَّاللّٰهَغَفُوۡرٌرَّحِيۡمٌ
मतलब: फिर, जब हराम (प्रतिष्ठित) महीने बीत जाएं तो मुशरिकों को जहां कहीं पाओ क़त्ल करो, उन्हें पकड़ो और उन्हें घेरो और हर घात की जगह उनकी ताक में बैठो. फिर यदि वे तौबा कर लें और नमाज़ क़ायम करें और ज़कात दें तो उनका मार्ग छोड़ दो, निश्चय ही अल्लाह बड़ा क्षमाशील, दयावान है.
2- Verse 9 Surah 28 يٰۤاَيُّهَاالَّذِيۡنَاٰمَنُوۡۤااِنَّمَاالۡمُشۡرِكُوۡنَنَجَسٌفَلَايَقۡرَبُواالۡمَسۡجِدَالۡحَـرَامَبَعۡدَعَامِهِمۡهٰذَا ۚوَاِنۡخِفۡتُمۡعَيۡلَةًفَسَوۡفَيُغۡنِيۡكُمُاللّٰهُمِنۡفَضۡلِهٖۤاِنۡشَآءَ ؕاِنَّاللّٰهَعَلِيۡمٌحَكِيۡمٌ
मतलब: ऐ ईमान लानेवालो! मुशरिक तो बस अपवित्र ही हैं. अतः इस वर्ष के पश्चात वे मस्जिदे-हराम के पास न आएँ. और यदि तुम्हें निर्धनता का भय हो तो आगे यदि अल्लाह चाहेगा तो तुम्हें अपने अनुग्रह से समृद्ध कर देगा. निश्चय ही अल्लाह सब कुछ जाननेवाला, अत्यन्त तत्वदर्शी है.
An entrance exam to exit the world!
Wow. We kafirs loved your set.
Ye jisne bhi bola galat bola kyuki jo kuran samaj gya wo Islam chhod dega
great work u have did in 👏👏👏
I thought it was a tutorial
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Jk
HAHHAHAHAA
Itna hi muslims problem hy tumain tu hindo ho jao chor do muslim bna... Namas ka joke mt karo tu ziada bhetar hy... Comedy is going too far now ..or koch mily ya na ... Religion ko dal do..
Bhai logo ko hasaane ke liye Deen k bare me kuch bhi mat bol.....
Yaar Saare Muslim Stand up Comedian Islam ke Baare me hi Jock kyu karne lagte ho..Like you and Munawwar Faruqui Etc...
Zakir Khan se kuch Achi Comedy bhi Sikh Lo........
Jihadist Quran padke... Kafir ko marte hai... Everything just li between what kafir for u is.... Kafir se na dosti... Kafir ka katla is maf... Aur kya kya bhai...
Even my mom has only one solution to all problems, 'fajr ki namaaz padh lo 😜
Hahahah kafir bhi namaz k Lea uth Raha ha
Enjoyed watching this video! Thanks!
Bhai boomber jaket kha hai
2:21 that's why you are still practising this inhuman religion
Lots of love bro ❤️
Good brother !! I like the way u can handle this issue
Rest of Indian comedians: Aaj raat baith kar jokes likhne hain
Indian Muslim comedian: Muslim jokes suna deta hu famous hojaaunga
No sonu nigam was hurt in making the Joke 😂
nice one brother.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fun way of saying non muslims wah kya covering hain
Absolutely brilliant!!
Normalizing kafir word🗿
underrated comedian
Or sonu nigam ky tum jo subh subh bhonkte ho itni tej tej alla alla puri duniya disturb hoti h isse or pt nhi behra h tumhara allah jise bhonpu k bina sunayi nhi deta
Boro Boro song isnt even in Arabic, its in Persian 😂😂😂😂
Arrreeee ye toh mujhe bhi nahi pata tha
@@Officiallysane 😅😅
You should change title
Kar diya
@@Officiallysane how to kill a Muslim
This is not right
Even if you are making jokes but I don't like it
Kill- I hate this word most
Bro l love u and i like your humour
But please change this line
Sirf famous hone ke liye
🙂
Anytime muslim muslim....
1:14 Mai uthta hu 😂
Aao kabhi jaipur saath mai padhenge 😅
He has so much pressure that he is trying to say that he is joking on muslim community also.
Unfortunately these jokes were not funny and they were giving sense of..well i don't know the English word but ओढून ताणून खेचलेले..बनवलेले..
I agree with you 💯👍
I don't think so. I think you didn't like because there were many indirect references that you missed I guess. Pretty relatable and good.
please do not make these types of titles of video, this will only endorse communal disharmony and nothing else.
Bhai love the way how you turned it around in the end.. all the best
Yar kitni victim card play Karta ho... ...har time
Bhai best, 😅😅😅😂😂😅
Like in Kashmir kya aap hindu hai okayy ***then exit ***
it's not at all funny!
I'll be very honest though . Kaafir sounds like an insult ! Lol