@@tyrstone3539 Item #: SCP- 69420 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: Don't buy them off of the Dark Web. Ezy af bois Description: They're literally just slaves brainwashed using a memetic hazard to do whatever someone tells them to do. It's fucking bullshit and nobody should have to live like that. Unfortunately, we can't track the assholes who are doing this because... reasons and not because higher ups are actually contributing to this, I swear.
Carlminion The twin slaves have the “Family Bonds” ability . When together in the same party, both twins gain a 20+ damage, defense, and gain the “Stronger Labor” status effect
Jay cheered when he learned about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln in 8th grade. Might have even said, "Yay! Now I can finally buy a slave off he deep web!"
Damn, guys. He says "guys" too much, guys. It's kind of annoying, guys. Like, guys, I can't imagine saying "guys" that many times, guys. That's insane, guys.
Why do white people decide to get so offended over minorities? Yall aren't superior n anyway just so u know and we don't need your pity. He's just an idiot trying to make money off of people's ignorance it's not that serious
5:24 The slave from Zimbabwe!! As someone from there and as a human being this is deeply insulting and disturbing. The fact that people like him can get away with pretending to own slaves and peddle blackface. (The bags the "slaves" where on their head.) on the internet disgusts me. And I am deeply saddened by the fact that he is allowed to exist in this day and age without repercussions. The fact that UA-cam has not only allowed this but also rewarded this (Monetisation and adds) show exactly whats wrong with this society today. Anyway sorry for this rant. I just wanted to get this of my chest. Nice video and have a nice day!
You shouldn’t apologize and it shouldn’t be considered a rant. It’s fucking common sense and human decency, fuck UA-cam and fuck Jaystation. Thanks for being a good person.
much agreed but still I feel helpless. nothing I can do except for reporting that video. People in general are a bunch of narcissist and hypocritic assholes(incl. me) and will make sure they get credit for all the good stuff they do(or fail to do).
now you can start a movement, people say they support you. But people eventually stops giving a fuck, and after a point, they'd shit on your face instead.
In all reality he didn't belive slavery was actually moral. The majority if not entire reason he choose to be a general for the Confedercy was because the Confedercy was in his homeland and was made up of people he knew and grew up with.
@@bruhman118 there was a switch in policy, not ideaology. The democrats still thought less of blacks all they did was just switch up in policy in order to gain the black vote
@@maybeoptify if you compare his head to the size of his body then yeah, plus that meme originates from pictures of huge body's and really small heads that where photoshopped. It has nothing to do with speaking
Imagine being slave, like you are already dead inside you dont see a reason to live anymore, and jayretardation buys you and reacts you like "OMG GUYS WOW I CANT BELIEVE OMGGGG" and you are just standing at the door like "please end my misery"
I would hold my breath until I died, just staring at him in the eyes as if to say "This isn't the last you'll see of me cockface" and then come back to haunt him
I also love how jaystation though it was a good idea to stereotype a slave as a criminal that steals TV's, like he's trying to justify him being a slave
Yet nobody thinks to cancel him over depicting a slave as a spooky monster that wants your kidneys, rather than a human being that needs help. Baffling how insensitive the guy can be!
“Guys, I don't support slavery, guys.” - "I think we should get him to clean the entire house and maybe make us something to eat." "That's a good idea, bro. We might as well get our money's worth. He was expensive."
I can definitely see a like eight-year-old child watching this at 10:30 at night watching his door curled up in blankets being scared his parents will come in 😂😂
dude imagine a kid being like "I wanna help free slaves too" and then going to the dark web and buying a slave with their mom's credit card because of jaystation
@@ibroxim_32 wtf do you mean it isn't easy to get access to, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. All you need to do is download tor browser and put in an onion link. The link for the hidden wiki is zqktlwi4fecvo6ri.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page (it only works on tor browser)
"We're buying this slave so that we can set them free...!" *proceeds to pretend piss his pants as soon as the slave steps inside* *doesn't even attempt to interact with them like they're human* *also doesn't even tell them what they should be doing despite the slave market site saying they follow all orders without fail* *just watches them on a camera from another room while they start opening drawers and pocketing valuables* *probably does something else stupid I didn't actually watch Jay's video*
Its like he has to say guys every 5 seconds to keep the attention of his audience lol One kids scrolling down the related tab and every time he says guys the children snap back to attention lmfao
I cant believe this guys, this man guys can spend a good $10,000 guys to set a guys slave free guys. This is so noble guys, honestly props to the guy guys.
I’m actually dying of laughter, what the hell was that video, it was so fucking fake and stupid it made me laugh, more than people who actually try to make me laugh.
Hi everyone! A little story for you guys. My family lived in the same apartment complex as JayStation. We had to make multiple noise complaints. I saw this video being filmed and when I saw the "slave" walking down the hall I got genuinely scared and ran to our apartment. We moved away the next month.
Does it really matter if he’s black? If it’s fake, then the black guy still agreed to play the part. If it’s real, then you can’t say jay is racist for picking a black guy simply because the guy happens to black unless there’s other evidence that suggests it. Not a supporter of jay, I hate his guts but innocent until proven guilty still applies.
UA-cam Logic...... Jaystation: Buys children and slaves *UA-cam* Yeah that seems good to me Other UA-camrs: post appropriate videos that are interesting *UA-cam* You weren't supposed to do that.....*Demonetization*
It's because they know children will watch. Same thing in regards to Elsagate. They KNOW children will watch, so the result is inaction. It makes them too much money to stop. This is UA-cam's ethics.
@@NotRJ001 Yeah, they choose. They choose to ban someone for cuss words, but not for someone acting like they're buying slaves, because they know children will watch, and the ads will be shown to the impressionable children who impulsively click
@@hyperion3145 You know it's pretty annoying to notice that JODishere hasn't been reported for unwanted spam in the comments section, do you see him anywhere? i hope you understand
@@Sasha_Prime I report him every time I see him. UA-cam hasn't done anything about him and other obnoxious spammers though, but they can censor political channels and comments.
Yes guys were gonna make them kill each other guys were gonna give them no swords guys no armour guys no items guys only fist guys I wonder who will win guys
I'd like to point out that he didn't even free the slave. The slave showed up and Jay just berated him for only having 1 shoe and not slaving properly.
"Omg guys he's cleaning me guys, why is he touching me guys, is he gay guys, I bet he's gay guys , I'm totaly not gay though guys , I promise guys, guys"
@@weene875 That's kind of what they're aiming for. JODisHere is reminiscent of LeafyisHere, and the guy's banner even says "Leafy clone". By saying their channel is bad you are just validating them. Just report the comment and move on.
I can't fully explain how the fact he only found one is more adorable than scary to me, but I just wanna give the guy a hug more than anything. Platonic hug, nothing weird.
@@glumbortango7182 I have nothing against the video besides that the title says "(VERY SCARY)" instead of "(VERY FUNNY)" cuz i lmao from that stupid acting.
If Jay is in the GLA faction he can buy the shoes by having the sla-erm... "worker" build a black market and getting the Worker Shoes upgrade (Those who get this reference deserve a remaster of the game I just referenced)
“We are going to free them from the dark web” They got sucked into the dark web through their computer and if you die in the dark web you die in real life.
>Jaystation: "I don't support slavery"
>also Jaystation: supposedly actually financially supported slavers
Did you ever actually swallow any of the party cheese salad?
Party cheese salad yum yum
ah, hello mr. deadwing
hi daddy deadwing
DeadwingDork wow didn’t expect you to watch Muta
He ends every sentence with “guys”
No periods just guys
I mean, men don't have those... unless they have a problem with their... yea
@Le Koooper Oh
Frosty Grassy - not periods women get periods at the end of sentences
@@bee-uv8ge r/wooosh
What if he’s speaking to Guys?
“i love the native americans”
- andrew jackson
Its Gems Cough cough.
"go on guys, walk. forever."
“I love democracy”
-Emperor Palpatine
@@williamwebb580 Do it
- Chancellor Palpatine
@@williamwebb580 wait I got a better one.
I love the jedi.
- Chancellor Palpatine
He’s attempting to play the role of a good guy, yet he treats the “slave” as an anomaly.
He literally acts like hes a SCP
SCP number guys
@@tyrstone3539
Item #: SCP- 69420
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Don't buy them off of the Dark Web. Ezy af bois
Description: They're literally just slaves brainwashed using a memetic hazard to do whatever someone tells them to do. It's fucking bullshit and nobody should have to live like that. Unfortunately, we can't track the assholes who are doing this because... reasons and not because higher ups are actually contributing to this, I swear.
We did it. Mutahar has finally gotten so mad that he had turned into The Hulk.
he says "guys" at the end of each sentence. without fail....that is almost impressive how consistent that is, but VERY annoying
“HES LIKE DE-LINTING MY CLOTHES”
“why’s he doing that???😖😖”
“Iono!!!!😰😰”
Lmfaaaooooo
The horror!
"Guys" ~ JayStation
The photo used for Slave #2 is just an image of "The Man in the Mask" character from a movie called "The Strangers".
Your laugh is infectious! I'm crying 🤣🤣
A lint roller! OH NO!
"I do not condone slavery"
*Buys slaves*
I read that and then i looked at your profile pic and i was crying 😂😂😂
George Washington be like
Get the IMPERIUM OF MAN
Guys i guys bought guys a guys slave guys and guys i guys am guys going guys to guys free guys him guys guys....
_"might as well get our moneys worth."_
“Hey guys, it’s jaystation guys, today guys we’re gonna be buying slaves guys. Remember guys, I don’t support slavery guys, okay guys, enjoy the video guys”
G U Y S
take a shot for how many times he says guys
alcohol poisoning means you win
@@birdie6881 Reseting the universe is also an option
I don't give two guy fawkes
@@its_heeho I don't think heaven is achoievable after knowing about jaystation
I mean gotta give Slave Palace credit, delivery of a person in three hours in the middle of night (most likely 3am) is quite impressive.
@@56992 wait what.
More so impressive when they deliver an S Tier from Zimbabwe.
Dead ass read slave palace as the name of a person, like, sla-vay, pa-layse
@@56992 you use prime?
Da fwok
“Slave”: *does what he’s supposed to do*
Jay: wHy IS HE CLEANinG ME
lmfaooo
Listens to commands
When the smell of sweet lady propane hits you: *your profile pic
LuckyAK
LMAO
Propane nightmare
he said "guys" so many times the orphans started to get dads
underrated
Jay station is a human trafficker
@@commudoggu847 and youtube says "nah is ok"
@@c5h87 this some hidden community guidelines shit.
Saying a curse word is an offense, slavery is normal? Aight sicc
Why the fuck did I wheeze at this comment lmao
Imagine Jaystation going to his only black friend and asking him to play a slave in his video
Lol, would be death for him
Chris Dayton *what was his only black friend
That seems mean but it really wouldn't be...
bruh
Look at his hands he’s black
"I bought a child,i bought a wife and i bought some slaves"
Ah,yes,the classic 1800s family
Buying a child and a wife is more of a modern thing
Lol
@@kevinc.cucumber3697 in the 1800s you had to pay dowry
@@kevinc.cucumber3697 holy shit ur right
"We don't support slavery"
Wow, so progressive lol
JODisHere weird flex but ok
JODisHere your promoting is actually really gay gtfo with your spam
JODisHere
HELL 2U
JODisHere
._.
#Slave
Why does the “””website””” slave descriptions sound like video game stats or fun facts for the character you’re going to select
Carlminion The twin slaves have the “Family Bonds” ability . When together in the same party, both twins gain a 20+ damage, defense, and gain the “Stronger Labor” status effect
@@itsasecrettoevery1 Holy shit an extra 20 damage? Bro send me a link
Däñk Błæžęr devs need to nerf. OP
the first slave has +20 health +20 strength and +20 armor. Downside is he has -70 dick size due to all the steroids hes been given
past is history, future is a mystery. this is nothing, because it makes no sense.
they talk about these slaves like they're scps
Amane Wants Your Rights underrated comment
Bruh fr
i mean there's scp containment breach ambience playing in the background too so
frfr
Send the O5 team
I imagine that in school, jay probably just barely passed grammar class because he replaced all the periods with the word "guys"
He replaced all the commas too, and then sprinkled in some more for good measure
Jay cheered when he learned about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln in 8th grade.
Might have even said, "Yay! Now I can finally buy a slave off he deep web!"
@@alexandernyberg8668 true
@@razzledazzle8593 true
@@alexandernyberg8668He pretty much substitutes every mark of punctuation with guys
Spongebob: "When's the next bus to Bikini Bottom?"
Jaystation: "I can't *_GUYS_* understand *_GUYS_* your accent *_GUYS"_*
I *GUYS* need *GUYS* a *GUYS* bus *GUYS* to *GUYS* bikini *GUYS* bottom *GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS*
Bruh I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@@Really_Skunkey Oh *Guys* Why didn't you say so? The next *Guys* Bus leaves... Right now.
Approved
Yeah that repetition of "guys" is goddamn aggravating
97% of his vocabulary is literally just yelling "GUYS!"
A wise man once said: he says guys so much that it could end feminism
@@mr.pooply-ff3vf what, this made no fucking sense
@@brucebruce201 woah look at this guy he misplaced an H for a B
this makes no fucking sense at all
Take a shot everytime he says "GUYS"
Guys why does guys Jaystation guys use the guys word guys guys after every guys few words guys?
“That’s like Human trafficking or something” - Jaystation 2019
Site: Buy Russian Wife today!!!
Jaystation - “That’s like Human trafficking or something”
or probably human shop bruh dude omg not clickbait 100%
Slave 3 please..... With multiple lint rollers...
介Saucey he said something close to this when he bought a furry
Take a shot every time he says "guys."
If he says “guys” one more time, im going to have a seizure
Take a shot every time he says "guys" and you'll turn into a Confederate.
*has seizure 10 seconds later*
@@oatzn_milk5553 *0.01 seconds**
Sorry for your loss
Damn, guys. He says "guys" too much, guys. It's kind of annoying, guys. Like, guys, I can't imagine saying "guys" that many times, guys. That's insane, guys.
"Slaves R Us"
This man is unstoppable.
@@Septagrim wildin'
Too OP.
Septagrim beastin??
popin'
I don't get what's going on here, but I kind of like it.
I'd definitely chase someone like Jaystation out of my forest
What about enslaving him?
@@iamwrong2239 He would most likely make a clickbait vlog
@@JODRecaps aight
Lol
@@liquidsorrow Oh I didn't know Pyro had a son but yeah that's true, unless you keep the camera away from him
Um, the most disturbing thing is him depicting slaves as monsters...
Agreed
Yeah that's wierd
Why do white people decide to get so offended over minorities? Yall aren't superior n anyway just so u know and we don't need your pity. He's just an idiot trying to make money off of people's ignorance it's not that serious
@@JGriffin5150 fucking chill. It's called empathy. Get a fucking life
@@JGriffin5150 lmao what
5:24 The slave from Zimbabwe!! As someone from there and as a human being this is deeply insulting and disturbing. The fact that people like him can get away with pretending to own slaves and peddle blackface. (The bags the "slaves" where on their head.) on the internet disgusts me. And I am deeply saddened by the fact that he is allowed to exist in this day and age without repercussions. The fact that UA-cam has not only allowed this but also rewarded this (Monetisation and adds) show exactly whats wrong with this society today.
Anyway sorry for this rant. I just wanted to get this of my chest.
Nice video and have a nice day!
You shouldn’t apologize and it shouldn’t be considered a rant.
It’s fucking common sense and human decency, fuck UA-cam and fuck Jaystation. Thanks for being a good person.
@@pequenoperezoso3743 Fax I agree
With you bud
much agreed but still I feel helpless. nothing I can do except for reporting that video. People in general are a bunch of narcissist and hypocritic assholes(incl. me) and will make sure they get credit for all the good stuff they do(or fail to do).
now you can start a movement, people say they support you. But people eventually stops giving a fuck, and after a point, they'd shit on your face instead.
"Obviously guys I don't support slavery"
-General Lee
In all reality he didn't belive slavery was actually moral. The majority if not entire reason he choose to be a general for the Confedercy was because the Confedercy was in his homeland and was made up of people he knew and grew up with.
Team Plasma Unofficial the party switch, look it up
Team Plasma Unofficial Southern strategy
That is all
The Action packed snack bleach Confedracy = Treason
@@bruhman118 there was a switch in policy, not ideaology. The democrats still thought less of blacks all they did was just switch up in policy in order to gain the black vote
*Buys slave*
Slave: shows up
Jay: *shocked face*
Lol I was dying 😂🤧
So basically:
Person: *Eats vanilla icecream*
*_icecream tastles like vanilla_*
Person: *Suprised pikachu face*
@@jelenako.3639 pretty much
Jay: 🖐 🖐
👀
🔵
Ikr
"I am upset with youtube's guidelines."
AGE-RESTRICTED
"Person buys child from human trafficking website"
👌👌Family friendly👌👌
OFCOURSE it's family friendly. It has the word "child" in it.
Duh!
UA-cam: YeA ThAT SeAmS AbOUt RIgHt
I think they only care about the money.
Him laughing at the "slave" being shown at the door added 12 years to my life
Yeah exactly🤣🤣
Jay's friend is literally the human equivalent of using shift to type a letter while caps lock is on
Chuckling Dog I don’t know what this is implying but I love it
@@madisonstephens5945 small head big body is what it implies
@@nathan.847 the way he talks
his head isnt even small
@@maybeoptify if you compare his head to the size of his body then yeah, plus that meme originates from pictures of huge body's and really small heads that where photoshopped. It has nothing to do with speaking
Won’t you get undercase letters if you do that?
Imagine being slave, like you are already dead inside you dont see a reason to live anymore, and jayretardation buys you and reacts you like "OMG GUYS WOW I CANT BELIEVE OMGGGG" and you are just standing at the door like "please end my misery"
Kill......meeeeee....
*quietly shuffles off the balcony*
HASHTAG SLAAAAVE!!!!
KILL KILL KILL
I would hold my breath until I died, just staring at him in the eyes as if to say "This isn't the last you'll see of me cockface" and then come back to haunt him
"We've ordered a child from the dark web. " I'm sure the FBI would love to hear about that.
They do it too. Well the nsa. Same shit
Clementine will remember that
*Agent 7 liked that*
Ha like they aren’t complicit in child sex trafficking. Look into the Finders Cult
Bro, JayStation be working for worldcorp
I love how a victim of human trafficking's first thought is to steal a tv rather than to try and escape and be free
I also love how jaystation though it was a good idea to stereotype a slave as a criminal that steals TV's, like he's trying to justify him being a slave
No acting out slave victims for monotization
When jaystation speaks, he replaces periods with ‘guys’
Thank you for this nugget of knowledge half and half
still waiting for that one dumbass who's gonna reply with "cOpIeD cOmMeNt"
thank you for that horrible image
wait guys guys guys i just realized that guys
Random Promises I only now realized what you meant. I can unsee it
"The blood on their face implies that you're buying *damaged goods* "
Exile yes
Lmfao
Yes “DAMAGE GOODS”
Why does he have a Lego mario ad on every vid?
😬
"what the frick oh my god HES CLEANING ME HES LIKE DELINTING MY CLOTHESZ" made me fucking CACKLE
"This is horrible, gais!"
"I'm doing this, gais!"
"I'm buying a slave, gais!"
*"I'm bEaTiNg tHe sLavE GaiS !!!"*
@@wielkiczarnyhuj "Ive re established communism ACCIDENTALY AT 3 AM"
@@EMOTIONOGRAPHY its a joke jesus christ
@@joeschmo6488 how do you know that? also not everything is a joke
@@EMOTIONOGRAPHY Ok boomer
"Slave": opens door
Jaystation: GUYS GUYS GUYS did you see that GUYS GUYS GUYS oh my God he's in GUYS GUYS GUYS
DeathNoters,
Slave: *exists*
Gaystation: OMG OMG GUYS GUYS LOOK
WHAT THE FRICK GUYS! HELLO?
Bitch stole my comment
Frick
gay person: breathes
jaystation: GUYGUYSGUYS DID YOU S E E THAT GUYSGUYSGUYS L O O K GUYS
bruh when i buy people i “get arrested” and “have a bail set of 5,000,000” but when JStation does it its “content” and “ok for advertisers”
Yeah what a double standard
How unfair :/
UA-cam keeps him on UA-cam instead of canceling him because UA-cam makes ALOT of money off of his content so they keep him on the website.
._. wut
@@astickman2486 Its true
Imagine how CANCELLED he'd be if the slave was uh... Y'know
Edit: Wait-
DIXIEE DIXIE CONFEDERATE
Yet nobody thinks to cancel him over depicting a slave as a spooky monster that wants your kidneys, rather than a human being that needs help. Baffling how insensitive the guy can be!
Scp: 5L4V3
Jaystation: (literally fakes buying slaves, GUYS)
UA-cam: I sleep
SomeOrdinaryGamers: (criticizes UA-cam)
UA-cam: real sh!t
It is real
It is real
*Playstation* content
@@internetguywithbeard5964 nice one
@@astickman2486 Yes
Jaystation screaming "guys" after every sentence makes him so much more punchable
it also kills my brain cells
@@StardustCorvid Every "guys" sacrifices 1 brain cell
@@totallyrealspiderman lol
Victorian Nerd Only 1? Every time I hear it I try to look harder for the actual livestream of his assassination.
Also the fact that he looks like a failed rapper on cocaine
Jay: “guys I dont support slavery guys” *had bought atleast 3 people*
“Guys, I don't support slavery, guys.”
-
"I think we should get him to clean the entire house and maybe make us something to eat."
"That's a good idea, bro. We might as well get our money's worth. He was expensive."
Apparently you can buy the guy from strangers as a slave.
"bought"
he didn't buy them he saved them
**slave cleaning jay**
**Jay knowing he gets mad pussy so it’s gonna take awhile** 😎😎😎😎
Ps: obviously a fucking joke fuck this guy
I can definitely see a like eight-year-old child watching this at 10:30 at night watching his door curled up in blankets being scared his parents will come in 😂😂
Me too
“HES NOT EVEN WEARING A SHOE GUYS”
Lion fish
I can’t believe he isn’t wearing a shoe 😔
Lion fish #slave
😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
trap ninjas fax
*small
Discussing community guidlines: Bad content
"Buying slaves": Very good content
I love youtube.
L O G I C
*_I love democratsy_*
@@JODRecaps Ok shroomer
Ĭ ĹƟƲℨ ĐℨṀƟČƦᗛČƳ
dude imagine a kid being like "I wanna help free slaves too" and then going to the dark web and buying a slave with their mom's credit card because of jaystation
That probably isn't possible since the dark web isn't easy to get to!
@@ibroxim_32 yea alot of it uses crypto currency not the usual credit or debit cards
@@ibroxim_32 wtf do you mean it isn't easy to get access to, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. All you need to do is download tor browser and put in an onion link. The link for the hidden wiki is zqktlwi4fecvo6ri.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page (it only works on tor browser)
@@sebee5786 this dude really put the wiki in youtube comment
@@itsdlc3684 this isn't the wiki its the hidden wiki, the hidden wiki is a darkweb market website where you can buy all sorts of illegal goods
Slave: *Cleans Jay*
Jay: :OOOOOOO OHMIGOD GAIZ HES CLEENING MEEEE SO SCARY
"We're buying this slave so that we can set them free...!"
*proceeds to pretend piss his pants as soon as the slave steps inside*
*doesn't even attempt to interact with them like they're human*
*also doesn't even tell them what they should be doing despite the slave market site saying they follow all orders without fail*
*just watches them on a camera from another room while they start opening drawers and pocketing valuables*
*probably does something else stupid I didn't actually watch Jay's video*
I mean it's all fake, what did you expect - realism?
@@Misanthropolis no, but they could have put in some effort
Does anyone else get annoyed with how many times they say “guys”
yes, desperately
Pinkie Pie Every time he says ‘guys’ my fight or flight alarm goes off
Yes I'm pretty sure anyone over the age of 18 is irritating by these douchetubers saying "guys" every other second.
Yeah it is pretty annoying
Its like he has to say guys every 5 seconds to keep the attention of his audience lol
One kids scrolling down the related tab and every time he says guys the children snap back to attention lmfao
I cant believe this guys, this man guys can spend a good $10,000 guys to set a guys slave free guys. This is so noble guys, honestly props to the guy guys.
Their acting is... Uhh... Is quite horrible GUYS. You can't believe Guys how scared I am GUYS.
I’m actually dying of laughter, what the hell was that video, it was so fucking fake and stupid it made me laugh, more than people who actually try to make me laugh.
didn't jay station say he encountered "Siri"
GUYS I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW GUYS
guys i can't guys understand guys your guys accent guys
GUYSS
Jay: #Slave
UA-cam: Yeah, you’re good
Other youtubers: Coronavirus
UA-cam: DEMONETIZED
Don’t say that here it’s named the No-No Cold
Tf is a coronavirus i only know the no no cold
*HE HAS SAID THE FORBIDDEN WORDS*
They won’t demonetize him because he brings in a lot of views
UA-cam wants people to call it COVID-19
take a shot every time jaystation says the word “guys”
Death
Rumi
Death and then more death.
i died at 4 guys said
That’s basically alcohol poisoning
@@qtulhoo Death and more death and more death
Hi everyone! A little story for you guys. My family lived in the same apartment complex as JayStation. We had to make multiple noise complaints. I saw this video being filmed and when I saw the "slave" walking down the hall I got genuinely scared and ran to our apartment. We moved away the next month.
the fuck
I legitimately believe Jay doesn’t actually know how human trafficking and slavery works
How do you know
Jay is braindead
@@amanaje4743 It wouldn't be so inconspicuous yet subtle at the same time.
Or the deep web
I dont think he knows how making bullshit seem believeable works either
Jaystation Doesn’t support slavery:
also him: buys a whole family of slaves
Mr.assasin LDG420, it’s cause he’s too scummy to have an actual family, he’d probably wait for them to die and do a 3 AM vid on them
10Zen the Kidd bet you he will if he had the chance for views
I can’t believe j-station ended slavery. Wow.
He bought back every slave he sold and gave them away to the hungry cannibles
@@JODRecaps shut the hell up
@@oramulk5901 i cant believe it hes streaming it
@@JODRecaps hello JOD has small pp
if Jaystation keeps going like this, he'll have a whole god damn Dark Web Finger Family.
I’ve seen homeless people that look a lot healthier than Jaystation
Lmao
@•Hunny• you'd be bold to say he doesnt
Bold of you to assume he even stays up that long and doesn't record it at like 9:00
I look like I'm barely fed yet look less like a corpse than Jaystation
Can we talk about how the “slave” could’ve been anyone and he picked a black guy?
Amazing really
He’s not even being subtle, he’s practically waving around a neon sign pointed at his head yelling, “GIVE ME ATTENTION!”
Does it really matter if he’s black? If it’s fake, then the black guy still agreed to play the part.
If it’s real, then you can’t say jay is racist for picking a black guy simply because the guy happens to black unless there’s other evidence that suggests it.
Not a supporter of jay, I hate his guts but innocent until proven guilty still applies.
It's Jaystation, expecting him to be a decent person it asking too much of him.The
Crimson Dynamo He’s a bridge troll.
"Cruelty free slaves", I'm done 😂😂
if you buy slaves for any reason, atleast be kind to the
you own them so at least make their life pleasant i guess
If i did a push up everytime he said "guys" i would literally get a 6 pack
I would get a 12 pack
push ups so hard you work your stomach rather than your chest
You already have one.
*nice chest
Push ups don't give 6 pack
You'll get a nice chest tho
Guys he's coming after me with a lint roller guys and I'm not legit freaking out guys totally real guys. Guys.
#SLAVE let's go guys. OMG so funny (3.AM) (Gone Wrong) (Gone Sexual) (Very Scary)
(Family friendly)
@@littleknownlibertylover395 (Definitely not human trafficking) (not a crime)
#GoneSexual
(cops pulled) (gun called) (gone wrong) (gone right) (gone left) (gone up) (gone down) (fortnite)
(HATERS KNEW MY ADRESS AND CALLED THE POLICE ON ME) (I GOT ARRESTED) 😱
UA-cam Logic......
Jaystation: Buys children and slaves
*UA-cam* Yeah that seems good to me
Other UA-camrs: post appropriate videos that are interesting
*UA-cam* You weren't supposed to do that.....*Demonetization*
It's because they know children will watch. Same thing in regards to Elsagate. They KNOW children will watch, so the result is inaction. It makes them too much money to stop. This is UA-cam's ethics.
@@ToyotaTechnical so they can ban someone for a cuss word but dont ban someone who says buying slaves or children
@@NotRJ001 Yeah, they choose. They choose to ban someone for cuss words, but not for someone acting like they're buying slaves, because they know children will watch, and the ads will be shown to the impressionable children who impulsively click
One rule for corporates another for individuals.
You meant, "Wait, that's illegal"
we ain't going to talk about the fact that he says "guys" at the end of the sentence guys.
That’s literally all of his vocabulary. Period. Guys.
"requires little to no food"
scientists: *HEAVY BREATHING*
Code talker much? (MGSV REFRENCE)
I went to your channel hoping to find Jojo content 😞
@@edanbarbarajane I'm surprised anyone would visit my channel considering how blursed my profile pic is
Was he talking about a plant ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i am fucking scared what the jojoly fucking heell is that profile pic
He is like the guy that posted
"Just learned that racism is a thing, that sucks man"
the only comment that fat fuck doesn't spam with the same message in this section, gj
sweet_peach
What?
@@hyperion3145 You know it's pretty annoying to notice that JODishere hasn't been reported for unwanted spam in the comments section, do you see him anywhere? i hope you understand
sweet_peach
Never seen him. There is that Bigfoot guy that only comments about living in the forest that should be here any second now.
@@Sasha_Prime I report him every time I see him. UA-cam hasn't done anything about him and other obnoxious spammers though, but they can censor political channels and comments.
The real question is why he’s saying “guys” 5 times per sentence
I feel sorry for the kids that have to watch this stuff
It's morse code. He's the actual slave here.
Because if shaggy gets to say “like” alot,
@@mckinnellfamilytrio5752 but shaggys a god
because his audience is less than 12 years old and he knows he has to talk as slow and simply as possible.
Everytime he said "Deep" web I was like, boy that's anything with a password
Dark Web: **Exists**
JayStation: *So this is how we gonna make money now.*
free wifi ikr
More like: Its free real state
Ah fuck.
That comment cranked me up :D
**says he Purchases two slaves off of the dark web**
“That’s why we’re gonna be saving *One* of their lives”
darkpuzzlment “Were gonna make them fight to the death for their freedom guys!”
Yes guys were gonna make them kill each other guys were gonna give them no swords guys no armour guys no items guys only fist guys I wonder who will win guys
Some thunderdome shit
@@waluigiforsmash7534 but remember guys, I do not support violence, guys
General SuperToast yes guys i do not support slavery guys. guys I also don’t support slave markets guys
I'd like to point out that he didn't even free the slave.
The slave showed up and Jay just berated him for only having 1 shoe and not slaving properly.
I just realised the slave from Vietnam was the guy from that movie the strangers this is definitely not fake at all.
@@thepredator2864 ? The website doesn't even exist. I checked. It seems to be based of a stolen and carded tech sites.
@@thepredator2864 if you believe this is real you have the IQ of a Beatle
@@toogaytolift9176 maybe you deserve a r/woosh question mark?or do i?..
@@sussusamongus6592 neither of us cuz it wasnt really a joke and I wasnt specifically talking about that comment
Are we just gonna ignore that Slave #522 is literally just one of the serial killers from Strangers?
Yes
"Slaves?"
"People you can BUY to do everything for you, guys!"
"Oh, that kind of slave. I see now."
a w o o o
What other type of slave Is there?
Plz no
@@thisisweirderthanyou9855 so pure
so innocent
@@thisisweirderthanyou9855 want me to tell you?
Why does every fake dramatic dark web youtuber say “guys” every 2 milliseconds
It's like they're overemphasizing everything
It’s a verbal tick, similar to all the reply girls from a few years back who said “err” or “like” after every other damn word.
Also [REAL] in the title
Guys
GameHammer Classic Gaming I say like a lot not even meaning to :(
I want to know exactly how the conversation of him asking his friend to play a slave played out, that's all I care about lol
Same. Ive seen people get canceled over dumb shit, but this is just fine.
"Ayo can you buy a slave for me plz, i wanna save him/her for a vid" "ok Jstation" that's about the jist of it in my mind
@@lichkrieg4898 I almost got canceled by Skai Jackson bc I was making fun of Cameron Boyce and she retweeted my tweet about him
"Bro, can you be an actor for one of my vids?"
"Sure, what is it?"
" *A Slave* "
His friend got some money too
If I took a shot of vodka every time he said "guys" I would be dead.
If you took a sip of beer every time he said guys you’d be dead
"I don't support slavery"
Said the guy who bought a slave
Like a murderer
"I dont condone murder"
Says after a dissambled body rools out his closet
I don't support murdering.. BUT THIS LIL SHITHEAD MADE FUN OF MY NOSE AND HAD TO PAY
@@ok-iy6pw oof
"i dont support slavery"
Said Thomas Jefferson as he looked over his plantation whilst drafting the declaration of independance
@@ms.watakamis947 meanwhile getting sloppy toppy from one of them
Jaystation just needs his channel removed.
Agreed
Agreed
i think he got arrested for good
Y e s
@D E M O N デーモン shit
"YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A FAMILY"
Jaystation: "already done it Guys!"
You forgot:
*(GONE WRONG)(18+)(GONE SEXUAL)(3AM)(FBI CAME)(DARK)*
@@candeeartist8590 *(GUN PULLED)* *(STUCK IN VIRTUAL REALITY)* *(GUYS)*
Oh reference to you wouldn't download a beer
*(XxxTentacion and Etika and Juice Wrld joined)*
You know a lot about a person’s intelligence when they make themselves look like they are complicit in human trafficking
Jaystation to his black friend: Hi, can you play as a slave with me in the video
Him: what...?
Jaystation: Ok, we start recording at 4
Nah bro jay probably straight up just kidnapped him
@@JaydensPlace yeah basically
f a m i l l y f r i e n d l y
Jaystations vocabulary is 80% “guys” and “frick”
Jonelle Lee more like 100%
Child friendly entertainment
dont forget "WE ACTUALLY DID..."
Guys....
Gais
Jaystation: "I dont support Slavery"
Also JayStation: "We just bought Slaves from the darkweb"
You literally just supported slavery...
Rodesqa ____ fake ass slavery, but still
@@erm_ok I wonder if at the end of the recording he offered freedom to these people
@@MillenniaThinker ..... so funny
Dang it i was gonna make that joke....
@@MillenniaThinker No, he makes them watch his channel. We need to raid Jay's house and free all the people he's forcing to watch his channel!
"First time we've seen #slaves on youtube."
Gacha heaters: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
"Omg guys he's cleaning me guys, why is he touching me guys, is he gay guys, I bet he's gay guys , I'm totaly not gay though guys , I promise guys, guys"
“The slave’s touching my nipples guys , it feels kinda good guys, I think I’m gay guys, guys ! I got fked in the ass guys “
No homo guys
Didn't he do a 3am Gay potion challenge?
Yeah is totally not gay bro...
_
“Guys I lost my guys v¡rg¡n|y to him guys guys! I AINT G@Y GUYS GUYS LOOK HE LOVES ME GUYS I LOVE GUYS LOVE HIM GUYS”
I also love how the slave company just drop him off, they don't even come with him, he could very easily just leave and be free anyway
The word "guys" is officially ruined for me
Hi JOD im dead on the inside
i liked guys but the word is now ruined forever
@@JODRecaps go away, your channel is shit.
@@weene875 That's kind of what they're aiming for. JODisHere is reminiscent of LeafyisHere, and the guy's banner even says "Leafy clone".
By saying their channel is bad you are just validating them. Just report the comment and move on.
@@stefanm.734 Thanks mate.
jay: “OMG GUYS THIS PERSON IS BREATHING WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY DOING GUYS”
0/10 not enough guys guys
if they breathing that sounds like some gay raping
Them: OH MY GOD THIS SLAVE IS BEING A SLAVE WTF
@@JODRecaps mr beast?
JODisHere penis*
@@JODRecaps is this a johntron reference
Them: OMG WE BOUGHT A SLAVE AND NOW THERES A SLAVE AT MY DOOR
also them: lIkE mY cOmMeNt 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
“Guys he doesn’t even have shoes!!”
-Jaystation, 2019
I can't fully explain how the fact he only found one is more adorable than scary to me, but I just wanna give the guy a hug more than anything. Platonic hug, nothing weird.
@@glumbortango7182 I have nothing against the video besides that the title says "(VERY SCARY)" instead of "(VERY FUNNY)" cuz i lmao from that stupid acting.
@PixelLightShow he/she only said they had nothing against the video not Jaystation
If Jay is in the GLA faction he can buy the shoes by having the sla-erm... "worker" build a black market and getting the Worker Shoes upgrade
(Those who get this reference deserve a remaster of the game I just referenced)
The first thing he says to the 'slave'
“We are going to free them from the dark web”
They got sucked into the dark web through their computer and if you die in the dark web you die in real life.
Ah, the Matrix.
"I've ordered everything possible off the dark web"
yeah mate, it fucking shows.
I don't think the drugs are the most ordered thing on his shopping cart, lmfao
Listening to JayStation speak literally causes me pain
same
GUYS
@@supermaxito1473 what
@@teamtrimark9532 jay always said GUYS at the end of every sentence
vocab of a 2 year old amiright?