Breaking News: Bavarian Sapper, after being left behind by his own teammates goes “Fuck it” and decides to completely annihilate any zombie coming in his path. To help keep his energy up, he constantly rips wooden logs out of his ass as if he is a magician. He may have sustained a little boo boo on some of the falls he’s done due to him walking for 10 days non stop, but he has turned out fine. After the horde was gone, he decides to shout “FIA BAYARN!!!” Before jumping off the cliff and breaking every bone in his body. Fortunately, he died.
- My lord, we have good news and bad news - Tell me the good news - We found a cure for the plague! - And what's the bad news? - There's no one left to cure...
@RandomShako well yeah kinda interested because is like the infection is original by the bible like "when there's no more room in hell...." so that mean the infection is come from the hell but in some endless map "Tyrolean village" there is a picture that show is a biological infection so well it can mean there might be a cure
I almost did this a few months back but a squirrel or a mouse chewed through a wire in my house near the end. Shut off everything in the house and started a fire, lost almost everything. I just finally got settled into a new house a few weeks ago.
Today on France News, A Bavarian Sapper is defending his birthplace (Tyroleam Village) and killed over 9,000,000,000 Zombies and that makes it a lot of casualties from now on, it’s being said that the Prussian/German military was impressed by his warfare skills, caused him to become the new leader of Prussia, but he died in 1867
Мне кажется или награда за старую гвардию слишком мала щяс прошёл 20 волн и задумался если я переживу ещё волн то я получу старую гвардию думал продолжить пока не понял что ты получаешь 1 полк в одно стране в которой есть ещо 5 полков выглядищих в 100 раз лучше но они бесплатные и по итогам дошло до волны 21 кинулпод себя гранату
Tyrolean. At the edge of a abandon village there was a sapper from the 3rd regiment left behind the evacuation proccess by 2nd & 3rd told by the general of the bavarian army to ring the bell for it was ringed to be evacuated but the bell rang so loud that many zombies came to him
For 14:18 seconds during the adrenaline pump, Paifu, the Legendary Solo Bavarian Sapper, is effectively the soloist. On a serious note: *San’s voice* How the fu-
Tonight on SMMN, we have a Bavarian soldier who has outdated fashion from the 19th century defending himself from ruthless cannibals in an abandoned village in the mountains! Legend has it that these 2 storey buildings were owned by the biggest sperm bank in all of Europe and all of them held gallons of that creamy nectar. Who knows why this comrade is fighting so bad against the cannibals? Perhaps he's trying to get revenge after his 2 liter donation once got chugged by a horde of these devils-
And one bavarian officer who seemingly can keep walking and building barricades forever has killed all the remaining zombies on earth the blight is no more
"I will defend this village with my life, and surely we’ll all fall. When we do, I hope we’ll break even and make a greater dent to their numbers." well it's true, only inaccuracy is that the LONE DEFENDER DIDN'T DIE
Breaking News: Bavarian Sapper, after being left behind by his own teammates goes “Fuck it” and decides to completely annihilate any zombie coming in his path. To help keep his energy up, he constantly rips wooden logs out of his ass as if he is a magician. He may have sustained a little boo boo on some of the falls he’s done due to him walking for 10 days non stop, but he has turned out fine. After the horde was gone, he decides to shout “FIA BAYARN!!!” Before jumping off the cliff and breaking every bone in his body. Fortunately, he died.
ok
Quite the interesting news
Bro is not bstchild😭🙏
@@duongkiemnguyen7452 damn right. I’m BstOfficer
Bro I read this with beastchild's voice
- My lord, we have good news and bad news
- Tell me the good news
- We found a cure for the plague!
- And what's the bad news?
- There's no one left to cure...
He just wasted his energy for killing them 😂😂😂😂
It should've been both Good News and Great News, but in the Case of "No One" left to Cure, that Cure is Useless. Save it for another time😔
Not to be a partypooper but this is some kind of curse, not biological infection tho
@RandomShako well yeah kinda interested because is like the infection is original by the bible like
"when there's no more room in hell...." so that mean the infection is come from the hell but in some endless map "Tyrolean village" there is a picture that show is a biological infection so well
it can mean there might be a cure
these zombies ankles were broken after this, the amount of jukes through the buildings was crazy
It’s already planned to do the repeated process of killing and spamming build
12:08 fr
He broke some zoms ankles
5:26 bro though he was sneaky
Bro locked in so hard 100 zappers look like 1 shambler
A wave 999 shambler to be right
imagine at the end he gets grabbed by a shambler behind
As long as its 1 shambler left its fine.
@@CosmicFishFacedimagine if it was a runner
Welp then it’s over
@@CosmicFishFacedeven just 1 shambler can kill you if grabbed from behind and they start biting
@@rolandkarimdesucatan5118 dang
Bro just single handily killed of an entire nations worth of zombies
If there were even ten people with this guys skill level the zombies would be retreating
quite insane to think that
Runners would be running AWAY from them
@@PoonAkasatavorn theyre going back to hell 💀
1:03
Bomber was like "nuh uh you ain't build"
Bro is NOT going to let that slide
"your cat was like oh no no no girl, were not getting a dog don't even think about it girl"
I instantly thought of this I might be cooked
I almost did this a few months back but a squirrel or a mouse chewed through a wire in my house near the end. Shut off everything in the house and started a fire, lost almost everything. I just finally got settled into a new house a few weeks ago.
😦
real
hate when that happens
@@niellity bro Niellity no fucking way lol this is Mexican😭😭😭
@@niellity I had to have given you my UA-cam at some point right like actually what are the odds of this
2:21 bro pulled a "cool guys dont look at explosions"
This sapper went on to become the founder of the International Engeneering Council
"Bro you're so bad, I bet that you can't solo wave 100"
Paifu:bet.
The Idiot who said he cant beat wave 100 can't beat 2 shamblers and that guy is the Real noob
Famous last words
I now just realize how freaking bright my video is. I forgot to put my brightness to 0.5 instead of 1 🤦♂
Nah, no worries. Amazing video btw!😎
its fine, I usually jack up my brightness the the max while playing day/night maps. I got used to it.
“The cycle of death shall never end, not til we come out victorious. Thing is, I won’t be the one dying.”
Wait did you not have teammates???
??
Its fine wdym
If this sapper and that officer who soloed the entire horde of runners came together they would be unstoppable
I love how everyone knows who that officer is just by that short description
@@jacksonhatch371 yes it's even my grandgrandmother knows him
Plot twist:they're the same person (they're not, ik).
Today on France News, A Bavarian Sapper is defending his birthplace (Tyroleam Village) and killed over 9,000,000,000 Zombies and that makes it a lot of casualties from now on, it’s being said that the Prussian/German military was impressed by his warfare skills, caused him to become the new leader of Prussia, but he died in 1867
Tyrol was given to bavaria in the 1810s by napoleon bcs napoleon wanted to punish the austrians or make austria ashamed
So there is no possible way that he was born in tyrol
I suppose you aren't very fun on parties @dittapermata4354
@dittapermata4354 and it is possible people don't always live in their country
most feared g&b player
2:27 fuck that one zombie in particular
Мне кажется или награда за старую гвардию слишком мала щяс прошёл 20 волн и задумался если я переживу ещё волн то я получу старую гвардию думал продолжить пока не понял что ты получаешь 1 полк в одно стране в которой есть ещо 5 полков выглядищих в 100 раз лучше но они бесплатные и по итогам дошло до волны 21 кинулпод себя гранату
5:33 bro would've been cooked if that one shamber grab him from behind
Tyrolean.
At the edge of a abandon village there was a sapper from the 3rd regiment left behind the evacuation proccess by 2nd & 3rd told by the general of the bavarian army to ring the bell for it was ringed to be evacuated but the bell rang so loud that many zombies came to him
No the sapper in the video is a militia regiment called: Landesbewaffnung
Thats not a 1 man army, thats a 10 armies combined in a single dude
Paifu you mad man you've done it another crazy thing again
Bro really pull out that
-im still standing
-im alone and the strongest one
-nah i'd win
-i always come back
-i understand it now
"unstoppable"
-Xpelpis A Random Guy Who Hasn't PLayed G&B In A Long Time
The fact that paifu only got scratched once is more impressive
One scratch? This dude sucks. Must be a newbie.
He wasn't scratched 1:20 he got burned which is even more impressive
God damn it Paifu, who gave you the right to be a genius?
God
Can someone tell me what regiment pack the blue uniform is I’ve been wanting to get I but not buy the wrong one
It is the Landesbewaffnung regiment of Bavaria, regiment pack #7
Youre the greatest player of guts and blackpowder i ever watched Sapper vs multiple zombies
For 14:18 seconds during the adrenaline pump, Paifu, the Legendary Solo Bavarian Sapper, is effectively the soloist. On a serious note: *San’s voice* How the fu-
BLU engineer's great great great great grandpa:
Imagine he got jumped by a invisible runner at the end
Breaking news: Bavarian Sapper,Goes Full sapper mode while playing the freebird music.Thanks Sapper Paifu!
So theoretically, you could get all the way to wave 100 by yourself with this method....
The fact u were able to do this when all of those zombies were on ur ass was crazy
just imagine this dude soloing Roscoff now.
Yous sir, are the Guts of all Blackpowder
Tonight on SMMN, we have a Bavarian soldier who has outdated fashion from the 19th century defending himself from ruthless cannibals in an abandoned village in the mountains! Legend has it that these 2 storey buildings were owned by the biggest sperm bank in all of Europe and all of them held gallons of that creamy nectar. Who knows why this comrade is fighting so bad against the cannibals? Perhaps he's trying to get revenge after his 2 liter donation once got chugged by a horde of these devils-
The fu-
WHAT
the bstchld… THE BSTCHLD IS REAL!!!
And one bavarian officer who seemingly can keep walking and building barricades forever has killed all the remaining zombies on earth the blight is no more
"have a gf or beat wave 100"
Paifu:
11:00 WHAT THE FCK IS A KILOMETEEER?!?!🦅🦅🦅🦅
bro singlehandedly killed the blight💀
I imagine u sat there in a private server like "hmmm i could juke zombies around this"
My laggy ass would get eaten inside out in the first 20 seconds, you really are built different😮
Average old guard sapper
This guy after getting infected is the final boss
Nice work man keep it up😊
POV Me: still trying to make it to wave 20 solo on this map to get the fork beard and glasses😅
wonder what wave 1-99 felt like
*that one musician with the fife just fending off the horde while boosting with fife.....*
Snow sapper heaven, snow sapper, snow snow sapper heaven.
THE DOPAMINE ON THIS DUDE IS IMMPECABLE
that one zapper when all the team is cooked
This man. Bro i need to see your hours on G&B. Im guessing its like 3000 at the least
2000
@PaifuGaming dear god. That's 10x my hours. I have 200
@@Bavarianranker4x my hours on another game, god. 2k hours is understandable because gnb is fun
I got old guard in only like 200 or lower hours, it isn’t too hard
Edit: it was actually under 40 hours…
@@tyuldnew player:
Darn he was shit serious when the bottom left corner said 100
"I will defend this village with my life, and surely we’ll all fall. When we do, I hope we’ll break even and make a greater dent to their numbers."
well it's true, only inaccuracy is that the LONE DEFENDER DIDN'T DIE
precambrian guard
man is better than a full server of endless😭
The new players literally eating their own jaw rn
So this means that a solo from wave 1 to 35 is possible?
Yes
Yes
Yep
There's already videos about that dude
You know what they say what is a noob is a new generation of pros🗡️
I bet getting an old guard is a regular tuesday to him
14 minutes just to get through one wave, imagine the ones before this and how much of a slog it takes if you'd do this from wave 1
A Bavarian Sapper got annoyed of people saying he's unskilled so he showed what he truly can
*do
Bro was just like plan a plan b plan c plan d plan e plan f
Man too angry to die
The run: *Spins around the map*
He makes it look S00easy
8:37 "bro fell off" ahh runner
thats so many zombies im lagging! paifu: dont worry my wifi can handle them
Imagine if bro died to the last zombie
The worthy sapper
Entire lobbies not being able to reach to wave 20 while this mf is turning shambler's ankels into pretzels.
"anxiety simulator doesn't exist it cant hurt you"
anxiety simulator:
Sapper in my vanilla games: 🚫🧠
Sapper in my arcade matches:
Bro is so cracked i think the never touch grass joke is real
How I expet all my teammates to do
cant even get past wave 15 with a full team
I’ve learned a lot from this video
I regret getting pickaxe
you shoving and immediately hitting them with the axe has the same energy as quickswitching with ssg and gauss cannon
This is why i quit being a shambler, too many sweats
and then bro proceeds to say he does it for ''fun and warm up''
unironically
Sir are you ok?
Facts for more easier to destroy doors:
You can one shot door with shove from an Axe
*it doesn't work for pickaxe lol
Dad:remember son dying is gay son:
Maxu?
His the true main character
sappers the moment i die on wave 34
This is just a concrete proof how my teamates sucked
What wave did we get to yesterday last round I played was 98
129, we beat WR by 1 wave. I was the last alive and died to server sided zombie latency, so fun...
I'm even 15 alone. How did you last to 100?😢
How many attempts did this take you? This is one impressive feat
I'd say less than 25-20
@@PaifuGamingnice
@@PaifuGamingur supposed to say 20-25
Good job dude
can you doing it but on the yard of the church pls
I am so used to g&b i though i was in spectate mode watching bro
Why does it look a new?
Didnt even show the stats at the end 😞
Bro saying his grandpa was barbarian . POV: The only story he didnt told.
That aint 1 player thats 10 experienced marines combined.
Sappers are build different my guy
How do I get to wave 100?
Can you do Hougoumont sapper clutch pls 🙏🙏🙏
I seriously wonder how many paintfull tries it took
Hardcore version of this when