Bismarck: "We already have the good ending guys; I've already won it for you. Just don't fuck it up once I'm gone." Later German leadership: "Ha ha territorial losses go brrrrrr." Bismarck: "... wtf guys, all you had to do was defend."
@@Dr0dd Bismarck was a good diplomats but he's domestic policy were very bad and we was heading Germany into an early collapse Wilhelm II did propose him to be his foreign minister but he refused .
Uninhabited Ending: The Portuguese never colonize São Tomé and Príncipe and the archipelagos become international nature reserves for their tropical moist broadleaf forests
WTF-ending: Spongebob and Patrick coming from the North-Sea conquer Germany and create the Nautic Sea-States of Germany. Mr Krabs becomes the boss of German car-industry and Squidward destroys the Brandenburg Gate and replaces it with a gigantic sculpture of himself. Thanks to Mrs. Puff a speedlimit for German highways was established.
Iron sky ending is coming! Me: I wake up from a nightmare screaming! Me again: Oh my God, that was the worst nightmare of my life! As if he's already... Hitler in my bed: Have you had a nightmare again? ME: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No, the fact that the German empire was less of a authoratarian hellhole than the Nazis doesn't mean that they aren't an authoratarian hellhole. The kaiserriech ending would suck to most if Europe, as they would be stuck under undemocratic and dictatorial regimes to this day. The Wiemar survival ending or the European union eding are probably the best endings.
"Becomes", it said. Nobody's implying the Weimar Republic was flawless at the time of its collapse, but that close call with the angry politician should be enough of a kick up the bum for Germany to get its crap together.
The November 5th Ending: After defeating Russia in the Great War and collaborating with Marshall Jozef Pilsudski, a rebirthed Polish Commonwealth is declared by the Kaiser as the Central Powers won the Great War. Prussia and Poland have unified Central and Eastern Europe like never before seen.
The Über Ending: Friedrich Nietzsche starts a revolution against the Kaiserreich and overthrows the goverment. He becomes the Übermensch, taking over Germany and declaring the state of Hyperboreal Übergermania.
Have you done all endings belgium? Or the czech republic? Those two would be ones I would reccomend personally, but as always, this is epic, terrifying, and based, so good work!
fingers crossed no german right wing nationalists come to this video and say some dumb shit lmao, I love your videos, please keep it up, the music choice, the maps, the editing, it's all really good.
Did nobody read the first ending before criticising it? They don't say Weimar Germany _was_ a beacon of democracy, and 88 years (1933-2021) is definitely long enough to get them out of their shambolic mess and elevate them to such a level. It's definitely not as bad as you all make it out to be.
Napoleon ending: France wins the napoleonic wars and Prussia becomes a closely allied nation with Austria and France after they defeated Russia and Britian. Prussia goes into economic boom and becomes a world superpower and Frances biggest ally despite the monarchist - republic tensions. The alliance goes so deep that a union is formed between the 2 superpowers, the most powerful empire by far in the world. ECONOMY: 789M POP: 349M ARMY: 64M NOT A VASSAL IN NAPOLEONIC ALLIANCE WITH AUSTRIA AND OTHERS Islamic ending: after the siege of Vienna is a success they head straight for Prussia. The prussians fight hard but they are overwhelmed and defeated. They turn in into an Islamic vassal. With ottoman support, the prussian islamists unify north germany, forming Deutschosmania, a vassal of the ottoman empire. The ottomans make the Islamic league to counter the holy league. It includes wallachia, moldovia, the ottoman empire, deutschosmania, nejd, saffavid empire, and other collections of Muslim nations/empires. The Islamic league successfully defeats the holy league and gains huge amount of land gains. Nejd got some Spanish colonies in america, so did the ottomans. They also expanded deep into central Europe taking Vienna, Kiev, and more. The saffavids gained all that they pleased in the cacusus. Prussia united all the german states and made Greater Desutchosmania. And many more. ECONOMY: 72M POP: 31M ARMY: 19M VASSAL OF OTTOMAN EMPIRE ALLIANCE: IN ISLAMIC LEAGUE DISCLAIMER: I know that the Saffavids and Arabs probably wouldn't join it but... its alternate history isnt it? PS: I might edit some stuff soon. Also I took a lot of time on this so PLS just like it Edit: ty for the heart Edit 2: why did you unheart it? Edit 3: helloooooo? I don't really care ngl but atleast tell me y
Hero Ending: Despite the closing of USSR in Germany the German soldier rould up and attack Russia all the way to Moscow, being more stronger they conquer Libya and the rest of Western Europe
you forgot the roman ending where the roman empire integrated the germanic tribes and survived to this day although it lost the eastern roman empire and iberian peninsula
yo, you missed the Peasant Ending where Thomas Müntzer's army of peasants defeats the Holy Roman Empire, turning the empire into a single, united Peasant's Republic and spreading the anti-monarchist revolution to the rest of Europe
Wait! Wait! Wait! Hanoverian Dynasty? How about Greater Bavaria? Certainly the House of Wittelsbach would be next in line if both the Habsburg and Hohenzollerns fell!
U should do anime reference in ww2 where Soviet Union helps the imperial alliance to defeat the western side Imperial Alliance (Valkyrie chronicles 1-4) Soviet Union (113 yrs old and still conquers the western and the eastern side)
Secret ending is the result of Albert Speer in power. Militarist ending:After Göring wins GCW, he conquers the world and estabishes puppet states, Reichkommisariats and Reichprotektorates all over the world and pushes to SS-Orderrstat Burgund, but ends up with Thermonuclear War. Heydrick ending: Heydrick wins GCW and blow the whole world few years later. Bormann ending: Bormann restores all of the Reichkommisariats they lost during GCW, and secures 1000 years reich
Habsburg ending is best ending for Germanophone Mitteleuropa. Universal Christian Empire is best ending for Europe and Mankind. Secret best ending, for a Frenchman such as myself: everything west of the Rhine (including Belgium, Luxembourg, and southern Netherlands) goes to restored Ancien Régime France under Louis XX de Bourbon; Baden, Bavaria, and Württemberg restore their local Zähringen, Wittelsbach, and Württemberg dynasties, respectively, and join as constituent realms of Austria-Hungary under Karl II von Habsburg-Lothringen; and, finally, the rest of Germany (east of the Rhine and north of Bavaria) restore their local houses and join Brandenburg-Prussia in a Zollverein under Georg-Friedrich von Hohenzollern. (In this ending, Austria also gets Liechtenstein, Silesia from Poland, and Lusatia from Prussia, whilst Prussia gets Pomerania from Poland and Kaliningrad from Russia; Lithuania rejoins Poland and western Belarus in a revived Rzeczpospolita; Latvia joins Prussia’s Baltic coastline, whilst Estonia joins Finland in a greater Kalmarunionen with Denmark, Norway, and Sweden.) In the end, all of Western Europe - Albania, Andorra, Belgium, Britain, France (including the Rhineland), Ireland, Italy (including the east coast of the Adriatic), Luxembourg, Monaco, Montenegro, Netherlands, Portugal, San Marino, Spain, and Switzerland - should be organised around the Capetian King in Paris; all of Mitteleuropa - from Scandinavia to the Balkans - should be gravitating around the Habsburg Kaiser in Vienna; and all Slavic, Caucasian, and Central Asian lands of the East should be under the Romanov Tsar in Saint-Petersburg. This Franco-Austro-Russo Dreikaiserbund would ultimately answer to the Pope in Rome, the highest moral authority on Earth, Vicar of Christ, and only true Roman Emperor. ✝️⚜️🇫🇷⚜️🇦🇹⚜️🇷🇺⚜️☦️
🇨🇿Popravdě se mi ten 2. a 3. moc nelíbí🤔... ten Slovanský bych ale bral😂 🇬🇧To be honest, I don't really like the 2nd and 3rd one🤔... but that Slavic one was pretty nice😂
Very Bad Ending: Despite Hitler being assassinated in 1924, World War 2 still happens when the Soviet Union invades and conquers Europe. Germany, France and Britain are annexed into the USSR.
Imagine u look up the sky and see a space ship with a swastika entering the earth
damn the Buddhists finally got us.
@@peopleperson the tibetans knew entirely what there were doing giving the germans the blueprints for the haunebu
The most American action movie plot I‘ve ever heard.
@@peopleperson o p i l e
I’d say OH FU*K NO!!!
Extremely Sad and Cursed ending:
The allies has had enough they destroy Germany in 1945 and turn its land into a Nuclear test site
🤣
@@ey6713 that is not funn6
Germania delanda est
Great Trial.
Ultimate slavic-jewish revenge ending
Extremely cursed ending: Angela merkel Unifies the Entire multiverse Under the Grand Angela Empire and becomes the new Jesus
Jesus? More like God
More like a mutant ugly goblin
Please keep it at 69 likes
@@Bdawgvalid too late
reality is often dissapointing
Ahhh Germany, they have quite a sense of humour doesn't it?
Ahhh Germany, they have a murderous history doesn't it?
@@kentguiller Every country has. Germany just has one of the most recent ones and short time deadly ones.
Kent Gullier
Like the Romans, Russians, British, French, Ottomen, Vikings, Spanish, Chinese, *me*, and the South Africans
@@woodsnoopy He wont listen. Hes the type of person that has to comment this under every post related to germany.
sfjk I have just realised that
*All endings:- Ethiopia*
Mama mia
Thats a spicy meatball
Good ending: Ethiopia became a powerful empire, destroying any European Power existing
Augustus Ending: Battle of Teutoburg Forest never happens and Germania is under firm Roman rule.
The HRE forms in the 5th century unified with the Byzantines and Rome continues in Central and Southeast Europe forever
Bismarck: "We already have the good ending guys; I've already won it for you. Just don't fuck it up once I'm gone."
Later German leadership: "Ha ha territorial losses go brrrrrr."
Bismarck: "... wtf guys, all you had to do was defend."
God Ending: Bismarck never leaves.
@@Dr0dd Good ending wilhelm the second never came to power
@@Dr0dd Bismarck was a good diplomats but he's domestic policy were very bad and we was heading Germany into an early collapse Wilhelm II did propose him to be his foreign minister but he refused .
@@stadtrepublikmulhausen4121 they wouldn't agree. Bismarck wanted status quo, Wilhelm II wanted conquests and glory.
All Endings: São Tomé and Príncipe
Uninhabited Ending: The Portuguese never colonize São Tomé and Príncipe and the archipelagos become international nature reserves for their tropical moist broadleaf forests
@@jotascript03 the reason why i put coat of arms republic is to people know i'm BR 🇧🇷
The Universal Ending should also include Spain, it was HRE at some point xD
When Spain Hre: BRUV
Spain wasn't part of the HRE, they had the same monarch
No because Otto the III existed during a time where Spain still had large Muslim influence.
@@kingdomofprussia5846 it should've included british isles though, as I'm fairly sure they were christian in the 10th century.
Royal marriage has nothing to do with this
I like that you have used the same song 4 times, but in different variations :)
Last time I was this early the Central powers won the war
ahhh so you were never early!
epic and based
Based & E 🅱 I C
_On hearts of Iron 4_
WTF-ending: Spongebob and Patrick coming from the North-Sea conquer Germany and create the Nautic Sea-States of Germany. Mr Krabs becomes the boss of German car-industry and Squidward destroys the Brandenburg Gate and replaces it with a gigantic sculpture of himself. Thanks to Mrs. Puff a speedlimit for German highways was established.
Federal Republic of Bikini Bottom
A speed limit?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NICHT DIE AUTOBAHN
@@derr7823 OH NEEEEEIN ALLES ABER NICHT DIE AUTOBAAAAHN :'(
Still unironically sounds better than the CDU
02:00
The Turks "Finally we became EU member"
Another cursed ending would be Germany invaded by Poland in 1939 and then settled the lands by poles
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@@insane2105 SHUT UP
Not gonna lie, I can think of a good amount of bad endings for Germany.
Ayo It's Toganium
Iron sky ending is coming!
Me: I wake up from a nightmare screaming!
Me again: Oh my God, that was the worst nightmare of my life! As if he's already...
Hitler in my bed: Have you had a nightmare again?
ME: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAA-
Thank God it was a nightmare
Napoleon 4: you're finally awake we're retaking New France
...
Sup
Imagine waking up and the austrian painter himself just chills in your bed
KaiserReich ending is the best ending.
I assume you're american, am i right?
Ja
I hate kaiserreich ending bordersi prefer cursed ending borders
Euro ending perfect
No, the fact that the German empire was less of a authoratarian hellhole than the Nazis doesn't mean that they aren't an authoratarian hellhole.
The kaiserriech ending would suck to most if Europe, as they would be stuck under undemocratic and dictatorial regimes to this day.
The Wiemar survival ending or the European union eding are probably the best endings.
"Weimar Republic"
"Good"
Something doesn't sound right here...
"Becomes", it said. Nobody's implying the Weimar Republic was flawless at the time of its collapse, but that close call with the angry politician should be enough of a kick up the bum for Germany to get its crap together.
Technically the cannon ending is kind of the best, as Germany (Economically) Dominates Europe and has Very Good Relations With Many Countries lol
“kind of the best” debatable
Better than the euro reich?
But still lost two world wars and most of its former territory so not the best.
@@willkp50 Defintely not the worst ending.
2:10 best ending
Nazis with dinosaurs 😎
True ending: the Great Trial
True ending: THERMONUCLEAR WAR, SO LONG.
2:07 ah yes syria was allways an important part of a stable and safe europe XD
This is honestly some quality content! Much love
Kolejny świetny film! I jeden z najciekawszych. Proponował bym teraz Greece all endings
The November 5th Ending: After defeating Russia in the Great War and collaborating with Marshall Jozef Pilsudski, a rebirthed Polish Commonwealth is declared by the Kaiser as the Central Powers won the Great War. Prussia and Poland have unified Central and Eastern Europe like never before seen.
last ending is the best lmao
Last ending is happening rn lol
The cannon ending: 2:01 😔
As a slav, the slavic ending is the cursed but very based timeline I wouldn't mind
All endings: Brazil 🇧🇷
P.s: The KaiserReich ending is good !
Could you do All Ending Laos?
It is pretty interesting and would be a nice change of pace from all of the Euro countries.
Bhhhh
0:20 good
1:40 Better
1:20 Best
Legendary: 2:00
0:21 Habsburgs : long jaw goes brrrr
That Euroreich is bound to upset a few Europeans, lol.
1:50 nojs
Germany would be called Sorbia . Since sorbs would make a majority
Every good ending for Germany: exist
Czechia: Adios.
I cringed hard when Weimar Republic was the "Good" ending.
I mean if the Entente did not buttfuq Germany after ww1, Weimar would have been powerhouse.
@@jarskil8862 maybe that would have happened if the Fourteen Points from Woodrow Wilson were considered, but I am not sure.
@@jarskil8862 then nazim never would've taken power
Habsburg and universal ending are the best. Holy Roman ending sounds also pretty good.
I think we can agree on one thing, Holy Roman Empire is best ending of all.
The Über Ending: Friedrich Nietzsche starts a revolution against the Kaiserreich and overthrows the goverment. He becomes the Übermensch, taking over Germany and declaring the state of Hyperboreal Übergermania.
Have you done all endings belgium? Or the czech republic? Those two would be ones I would reccomend personally, but as always, this is epic, terrifying, and based, so good work!
Secret Ending is when you choose Speer in TNO.
1:50 best ending
I love how the bottom right flag just threw German flag rules out the window
0:00 I think the Anschluss would still likely happen if Germany remained a democracy.
No centralized HRE ending?
the universal ending is kind of that centralist HRE
2:00 shit there know it!
Fast, we need to hide behind the moon!
2:02
Unfortunately, that's what's going to happen
Angela Merkel be like: *Dab on the European Union and Article 13*
Euroreich ending is best
Well, subsaharian africa and middle east will be the most powerfull leaders of this "Reich" 😂😂
fingers crossed no german right wing nationalists come to this video and say some dumb shit lmao, I love your videos, please keep it up, the music choice, the maps, the editing, it's all really good.
Did nobody read the first ending before criticising it? They don't say Weimar Germany _was_ a beacon of democracy, and 88 years (1933-2021) is definitely long enough to get them out of their shambolic mess and elevate them to such a level. It's definitely not as bad as you all make it out to be.
Slavic ending - based but cursed
Euroreich ending - cursed but based
Napoleon ending: France wins the napoleonic wars and Prussia becomes a closely allied nation with Austria and France after they defeated Russia and Britian. Prussia goes into economic boom and becomes a world superpower and Frances biggest ally despite the monarchist - republic tensions. The alliance goes so deep that a union is formed between the 2 superpowers, the most powerful empire by far in the world.
ECONOMY: 789M
POP: 349M
ARMY: 64M
NOT A VASSAL
IN NAPOLEONIC ALLIANCE WITH AUSTRIA AND OTHERS
Islamic ending: after the siege of Vienna is a success they head straight for Prussia. The prussians fight hard but they are overwhelmed and defeated. They turn in into an Islamic vassal. With ottoman support, the prussian islamists unify north germany, forming Deutschosmania, a vassal of the ottoman empire. The ottomans make the Islamic league to counter the holy league. It includes wallachia, moldovia, the ottoman empire, deutschosmania, nejd, saffavid empire, and other collections of Muslim nations/empires. The Islamic league successfully defeats the holy league and gains huge amount of land gains. Nejd got some Spanish colonies in america, so did the ottomans. They also expanded deep into central Europe taking Vienna, Kiev, and more. The saffavids gained all that they pleased in the cacusus. Prussia united all the german states and made Greater Desutchosmania. And many more.
ECONOMY: 72M
POP: 31M
ARMY: 19M
VASSAL OF OTTOMAN EMPIRE
ALLIANCE: IN ISLAMIC LEAGUE
DISCLAIMER: I know that the Saffavids and Arabs probably wouldn't join it but... its alternate history isnt it?
PS: I might edit some stuff soon. Also
I took a lot of time on this so PLS just like it
Edit: ty for the heart
Edit 2: why did you unheart it?
Edit 3: helloooooo? I don't really care ngl but atleast tell me y
Great job
1:00 BASED* ending
Maybe you guys should do
WW2 all endings or Eastern Front all endings go over variety of different victory scenarios for the Allies/axis
Blessed Iron Sky ending: The guys on the moon aren't Nazis, they're remnants of Weimar Germany and come to Germany not as conquerors, but as friends.
Kaiserreich ending? **BASED**
Slavic ending is my favorite and most based to me
2:00 best ending
Hero Ending: Despite the closing of USSR in Germany the German soldier rould up and attack Russia all the way to Moscow, being more stronger they conquer Libya and the rest of Western Europe
I think the reformist group of the secret ending were partners of Speer
0:31 the best one for humanity.
you forgot the roman ending where the roman empire integrated the germanic tribes and survived to this day although it lost the eastern roman empire and iberian peninsula
0:30 Good ending
0:50 BLESSED ENDING
Europereich is blessed
yo, you missed the Peasant Ending
where Thomas Müntzer's army of peasants defeats the Holy Roman Empire, turning the empire into a single, united Peasant's Republic and spreading the anti-monarchist revolution to the rest of Europe
Germany All Endings
Good Ending
Better Ending
Habsburg Ending
Bad Ending
Kaiserreich Ending
Socialist Ending
Cursed Ending
Secret Ending
Universal Ending
Hanover Ending
Holy Roman Empire Ending
Slavic Ending
Euroreich Ending
Iron Sky Ending
1:11 based Go4
Euroreich: Canon ending.
Kaiserreich ending give Denmark land?
🤣nice work
Euroreich
France : l'am a joke to you
Warum ist Elsass Lothringen , luxenburg und nord schleswig nicht im besseren ende?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hanoverian Dynasty?
How about Greater Bavaria?
Certainly the House of Wittelsbach would be next in line if both the Habsburg and Hohenzollerns fell!
2:10
I love it
I personally a big fan of the Habsburg and Kaiserreich ending
Yay 😁 the Euroriech is the best one !!!
Lebanon 🇱🇧 and Germany 🇩🇪 united under the same flag would be great !!!
🇱🇧 💗 🇩🇪
U should do anime reference in ww2 where Soviet Union helps the imperial alliance to defeat the western side
Imperial Alliance (Valkyrie chronicles 1-4)
Soviet Union (113 yrs old and still conquers the western and the eastern side)
I was wondering, what program is that that you use to make the maps for your videos? You could reply to this comment whenever you can
Photoshop
Secret ending is the result of Albert Speer in power.
Militarist ending:After Göring wins GCW, he conquers the world and estabishes puppet states, Reichkommisariats and Reichprotektorates all over the world and pushes to SS-Orderrstat Burgund, but ends up with Thermonuclear War.
Heydrick ending: Heydrick wins GCW and blow the whole world few years later.
Bormann ending: Bormann restores all of the Reichkommisariats they lost during GCW, and secures 1000 years reich
2:05 Mein Reich Europa
And another one ending: east Germany unite with west Germany under communism (music Risen from ruins)
Worst Ed: the sectors occupied by the allies were attached to their respective countries. Germany is no more.
Habsburg ending is best ending for Germanophone Mitteleuropa.
Universal Christian Empire is best ending for Europe and Mankind.
Secret best ending, for a Frenchman such as myself: everything west of the Rhine (including Belgium, Luxembourg, and southern Netherlands) goes to restored Ancien Régime France under Louis XX de Bourbon; Baden, Bavaria, and Württemberg restore their local Zähringen, Wittelsbach, and Württemberg dynasties, respectively, and join as constituent realms of Austria-Hungary under Karl II von Habsburg-Lothringen; and, finally, the rest of Germany (east of the Rhine and north of Bavaria) restore their local houses and join Brandenburg-Prussia in a Zollverein under Georg-Friedrich von Hohenzollern.
(In this ending, Austria also gets Liechtenstein, Silesia from Poland, and Lusatia from Prussia, whilst Prussia gets Pomerania from Poland and Kaliningrad from Russia; Lithuania rejoins Poland and western Belarus in a revived Rzeczpospolita; Latvia joins Prussia’s Baltic coastline, whilst Estonia joins Finland in a greater Kalmarunionen with Denmark, Norway, and Sweden.)
In the end, all of Western Europe - Albania, Andorra, Belgium, Britain, France (including the Rhineland), Ireland, Italy (including the east coast of the Adriatic), Luxembourg, Monaco, Montenegro, Netherlands, Portugal, San Marino, Spain, and Switzerland - should be organised around the Capetian King in Paris; all of Mitteleuropa - from Scandinavia to the Balkans - should be gravitating around the Habsburg Kaiser in Vienna; and all Slavic, Caucasian, and Central Asian lands of the East should be under the Romanov Tsar in Saint-Petersburg. This Franco-Austro-Russo Dreikaiserbund would ultimately answer to the Pope in Rome, the highest moral authority on Earth, Vicar of Christ, and only true Roman Emperor.
✝️⚜️🇫🇷⚜️🇦🇹⚜️🇷🇺⚜️☦️
The Habsburg ending was inspired by me bet bet
If we’re ranking endings by based levels, let it be known that the Slavic ending is on top
Very Bad Ending:Germany never unifies
0:49 The cooler Germany 😎
🇨🇿Popravdě se mi ten 2. a 3. moc nelíbí🤔... ten Slovanský bych ale bral😂
🇬🇧To be honest, I don't really like the 2nd and 3rd one🤔... but that Slavic one was pretty nice😂
didn't see the cursed redpilled yellow Prussia ending, although Hannover came close enough
The Hanover one has the music similar to the British national anthem.
Auf diese Weise können die Habsburger noch siegen:
Please do next on Macedonia
0:00 name of this version anthem?
Very Bad Ending: Despite Hitler being assassinated in 1924, World War 2 still happens when the Soviet Union invades and conquers Europe. Germany, France and Britain are annexed into the USSR.
The ussr couldn't have annexed Britain in ww2. Their navy was too weak
@@mappingshaman5280 i just described red alert 1
@@mappingshaman5280 yeah when they had no ports Wich don't freeze in winters
@@mappingshaman5280 considering in Red Alert the Soviets beat everyone else to the atomic bomb and ICBMs, they probably could.
*Peru - All Endings*
Please .
0:30 Good ending