You remember those days when your AC wasn't working so you opened the windows, but its florida so it doesnt help much, someones blastic music on a crappy, clipping radio, your armpits are ripe asf and everyones gathered into the living room because they're bored? That smell, that feeling, is what these games are
If I’m being honest, Mutant Komodo Dragon and Giant Ant are better games than the infamous, rip-off, voodoo style, ad farm, brain rot mobile games that are designed only for kids and their dopamine levels.
@@TheRobloxianBeatSabertist I think Casual Geographic had them as a sponsor once? I'll see if I can find it edit: I found it! it's "the Ants: Underground Kingdom".
Okay, besides the fact that ADs are getting WAY OUT OF CONTROL, congrats small-time game designers, you just got featured on GrayStillPlays! (kids yelling "YAAAAAAAY")
21:44 The most happiest moment i can feel right now in my deep bipolar depression, was grey saying: Forced to play the same board over and over again theres nothing funny about it, theres nothing enjoyable about it, with no progression at all, accept the growing desire to wanna fold your mobile device in half and eat it How i feel about life.
Oh man -- when you scrape the bottom of the barrel, you scrape the BOTTOM of the barrel. Though the zombie makeover game looked at least sort of fun -- I at least appreciated your BG3 jokes. XD
I thought this was going to be regular torture, but *Alex's torture from gta finally kicked in and gray said this beauty! THANK YOU ALEX!!!! **0:01** THIS MAY SEEM LIKE A SIMPLE CONCEPT, WHERE GETTING ONE STAR MEANS I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO REGRETTING MY LIFE CHOICES!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! , These games are just intensifying the pain gray induces to himself anyway in other games now, beauteous as I like to say lmao XD 💀💀💀*
So that last one seems to be a reskin of another similar game, "Weapon Evolution" In which case it may have actually been playable, but only by maxing out on fire rate to take down the barriers and win money for permanent upgrades. Yes, I'll admit I play it unironically.
This video is the perfect example of "It's not the game, it's the person playing it." These games are objectively HORRID, but Grey is still racking up 515k views. Grey can make objective garbage funny asf, and I mean that in the BEST possible way.
It's a florida thing. Growing up there even now you learn to make your own fun so you don't end up in the news for biting aligators or something. 1 star is still a star.
8:12 "why does everyone walk like they've undergone 17 years of electro therapy" this part is so hilarious to me!!!!! hahahahaha!!! i have no idea why hahaha! this video is hilarious!!!!
"Recruit the Military" is exactly like North Korean Dictatorship. You get the choices but you'll always get the option the government has set as default.
14:36 A number of ant species produce acid in a poison gland in their abdomen to spray at enemies. So technically they weren't wrong to include this feature.
To answer your question, Gray. No, Komodo dragons cannot breathe fire. Their saliva, however, is insanely poisonous and very popular for cologne/perfume/deodorant
Grey accidentally making one of the zombies a blackface minstrel character was ironically comedic to me. Not even his fault the game is just that bad 😂
I figured he'll give these ones a try, even they're bad as the users ratings. Mutant Reptile Komodo Dragon: Lizard Simulator in a nutshell One Star App: It's just a Colour Clicker. Military Code: Hiring famous people for the army only for them to fail. Ant Simulator: Not the best Bug Sim but at least he gave a alright rating. Zombie Makeover: A nice curing game to reanimate the undead back into humans. Dodgeball Run: It's just one of those bad upgrading games. These games deserved to be lower than 1 star and be like in the negative/zero star area.
As a guy that knows a thing or 2 about monitor lizards, I can assure you they don't shoot any projectiles from their mouth. Sometimes the other end, but never their mouth.
that first game js made me speechless...i..i dont know what to say, that was the most hideous animal ive seen in all my days... edit: 5:50 that music was kinda fire and i think that thing that was standing there was worse than the comodo dragon... 9:04 thats js sad lmao
Building Destruction had so many ads when I first played and they at one point updated it with an option to remove the ads and it costed 5 dollars and has been one of the best things
funny enough the person who made the komodo dragon game accurately portrayed how the lizards move, such as the throat moving downwards when the tongue sticks out.
And to think I thought the 4-5 star rated games were infested with ads already... 😂😂😂 This is ridiculous. 🙈🙈🙈
No one download them so they need to put more ads in to get money 😂😂🤣🤣
Not sure if this is considered a fever dream, a stroke, or both.
A fever stroke??
A stream, if you will.
@@normaldude24 oh… that’s a much better answer
Yes
Yes indeed
Gray playing 1 star games is a treat for us all
True true true
This is awesome!
considering he only play gta or happy wheels for the last 1.5 years. Yeah it certainly is
He truly goes above and beyond for our entertainment and that's why we all love him.
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You remember those days when your AC wasn't working so you opened the windows, but its florida so it doesnt help much, someones blastic music on a crappy, clipping radio, your armpits are ripe asf and everyones gathered into the living room because they're bored?
That smell, that feeling, is what these games are
Blasting * sorry brain hemorrhoid moment made me type Blastic
But its fitting
😂
LOLLL BUT THATS RLLY SPECIFIC
I don't see the difference between these games and promoted games like Hero Wars or AFKjourney. They're all garbage.
@@Phen240 agreed
Ironic that the worst content ends up being my favorite content because of Gray and it's so bad it's good😂
Gray... The hero we don't deserve; playing the games we don't want to play and realistically shouldn't exist
facts
actually
I think the Komodo dragon one is funny enough for me to want to play
"If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball."
Is he wrong? 😂😂
@@unicorn69 No i think at least.........
If I’m being honest, Mutant Komodo Dragon and Giant Ant are better games than the infamous, rip-off, voodoo style, ad farm, brain rot mobile games that are designed only for kids and their dopamine levels.
I'm pretty sure the ant game is a bootleg version of a legit game that's significantly more coherent, would be interesting to see Gray play that one
@@thecrepeofdeath Too bad no one can ever find the original because it’s probably already been plagiarized a thousand times.
@@TheRobloxianBeatSabertist I think Casual Geographic had them as a sponsor once? I'll see if I can find it
edit: I found it! it's "the Ants: Underground Kingdom".
@Philips.speedpromax_XC7040 Then that’s the game I would praise for having the original idea.
😮@@thecrepeofdeath
Okay, besides the fact that ADs are getting WAY OUT OF CONTROL,
congrats small-time game designers, you just got featured on GrayStillPlays! (kids yelling "YAAAAAAAY")
the fact that I can just hear the exact sound effect, just from you describing it 😆
0:40 “Please accept the relinquishment of your soul in order to play” This is what agreeing to terms of service really means🤣
I used to watch gray a lot when I was 12. Glad to see that he still starts his videos with “alright” 5 years later
21:44
The most happiest moment i can feel right now in my deep bipolar depression, was grey saying:
Forced to play the same board over and over again theres nothing funny about it, theres nothing enjoyable about it, with no progression at all, accept the growing desire to wanna fold your mobile device in half and eat it
How i feel about life.
EA already made SimAnt in 1991. I was too young to figure out how to play it but enjoyed attacking other ants.
I remember that game. I loved it when I was a kid!
I wasn't sure if I actually _remembered_ that game or if it was some weird fever dream. Good to know I'm not _completely_ deranged.
13:57
Gray: Omg giant snake
Me: Birthday cake, large fry, chocolate shake (idk why this went through my head)
As soon as I read this comment he said "Omg Giant snake"-
The german audiotrack is hilarious 😂😂
It's completely brilliant. I really like the broken German, and the obvious American accent while still vaguely sounding like a guy from the harbor.
@@notAshildr genau dies mein Junge 😂😂
Ahh yes my daily diet of GSP ( and Grays daily diet of pain and agony)
Very true
Ironically in Nokia 3210 days, these would have been 5 star games!
Oh man -- when you scrape the bottom of the barrel, you scrape the BOTTOM of the barrel. Though the zombie makeover game looked at least sort of fun -- I at least appreciated your BG3 jokes. XD
Man I missed this channel -top notch humour needed after a long day
*eats the pain and tears of gray* AH REFRESHING
1:10
I used to play this game, I give Golf Rival a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
1 star rated games, 5 star video.
The zombie makeover game almost avoided being in a graystillplays video. Robbed at the fence.
I thought this was going to be regular torture, but *Alex's torture from gta finally kicked in and gray said this beauty! THANK YOU ALEX!!!! **0:01** THIS MAY SEEM LIKE A SIMPLE CONCEPT, WHERE GETTING ONE STAR MEANS I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO REGRETTING MY LIFE CHOICES!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! , These games are just intensifying the pain gray induces to himself anyway in other games now, beauteous as I like to say lmao XD 💀💀💀*
2:27 yep ... thats godzilla from wish😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
So that last one seems to be a reskin of another similar game, "Weapon Evolution"
In which case it may have actually been playable, but only by maxing out on fire rate to take down the barriers and win money for permanent upgrades.
Yes, I'll admit I play it unironically.
There are a lot of mobile games like that
Omicron Games is just shovelware. I bet it only takes them a day to make a game and release it.
Having been watching GSP for the past few years, I have to say, this is the BEST video he has ever put out.. 1.3 stars.
Request #82: Gray, please do Sims 4 runs again. All hail Spleens.
YES WE NEED MORE SPLEENS
well in order to do more sims content he needs to come up with more sims ideas. why not help get on that?
I haven’t watched gray in such a long time… I missed this chaos. I missed this smile I’m feeling.. I missed the laughs…
This video is the perfect example of "It's not the game, it's the person playing it."
These games are objectively HORRID, but Grey is still racking up 515k views.
Grey can make objective garbage funny asf, and I mean that in the BEST possible way.
It's a florida thing. Growing up there even now you learn to make your own fun so you don't end up in the news for biting aligators or something. 1 star is still a star.
THE ANT GAME WAS TO FUNNY 😭😭 SAME WITH THE PART 14:59 LOL
We need Spleens back. The queen must return
I am so happy your started this series. I miss you playing horrible games.
Well, that's good because I wouldn't play 1* anything.
7:43 - Huh. Didn't expect Gray to have watched the Undisputed movies.
Uhhh... You picked red for your dragon, but get it still came out green 🤣
8:12 "why does everyone walk like they've undergone 17 years of electro therapy" this part is so hilarious to me!!!!! hahahahaha!!! i have no idea why hahaha! this video is hilarious!!!!
"Recruit the Military" is exactly like North Korean Dictatorship. You get the choices but you'll always get the option the government has set as default.
The BG3 referemce hit me like a truck, don't do Karlach like that LMAOO
That first game gives me “Big Chungus Rampage in Big Forest” vibes.
Steven He: I heard Failure so I've been summoned. Who's the Failure I need to give my most effective Emotional Damage treatment?
"super rapid vomit" is my new favorite sentence
Marriott Bonvoy? GrayStillPlays is getting those high-end rich folks' ads in his predicative algorithms 😅
Now we need a GrayStillPlays of Baldur's Gate 3.
Ok, the comodo rocket loogies got me. 😂
gray's baldur's gate 3 quips made me very happy :D
5:50 These are clearly the aliens from The Gods Themselves.
This feels like a fever dream..
Just got out of surgery today and had the full groggy head mess. These games fit that.
This was enjoyable to watch. He should do 2 star games next as these may be just as interesting to watch.
Gray accepting all of them only to find out he can't reject them anyways is hilarious.
14:36
A number of ant species produce acid in a poison gland in their abdomen to spray at enemies. So technically they weren't wrong to include this feature.
330. That's all this time. Video 330 of asking for a 100% everything windmill course in GTA
And this is why they are given the ironic name of foot soldiers. 6:51
Gray: "Just to go to the menu, you get an ad."
Me: Sounds like UA-cam's handiwork. 😒
Gray, having you play them is hilarious. Give me some more fun than they should be for a one-star game. I'm still not going to download them.😂
...can we make a GTA board that combines all the worst elements of these games into one nightmare somehow?
According to my research, Komodo Dragons can do all those things. They are THAT vicious.
The First one is just a special Komodo dragon that got nuked
These low quality mobiles are quite wild
I think my favorite part of this was the "pros and cons" lists edited in, interpreting what Gray was saying 😂
To answer your question, Gray. No, Komodo dragons cannot breathe fire. Their saliva, however, is insanely poisonous and very popular for cologne/perfume/deodorant
cool nerd fact dude
Love you Aiden and Liam 💙
Dad will always be here for you.
1 star games are just floridian pain simulator for gray
For the longest time, I genuinely thought your channel name was GaryStillPlays
You might need to go a different route to do games rated lower than 1. Eventually you gotta do this with the worst Steam games.
Must be the end of the world, no comment about pushup likes
German speech translation is cursed
Gray: breathes
The game: hEre aRe sOmE adS
Tbh that army recruitment sim was pretty accurate. You MUST accept everyone and people lose their legs after joining the army! 1.8/10!
Grey accidentally making one of the zombies a blackface minstrel character was ironically comedic to me. Not even his fault the game is just that bad 😂
15:24 first time i projectiled vomit across my room
Leave it to Gray to get his video to over 1000 in 9 minutes.
Make it a series
I figured he'll give these ones a try, even they're bad as the users ratings.
Mutant Reptile Komodo Dragon: Lizard Simulator in a nutshell
One Star App: It's just a Colour Clicker.
Military Code: Hiring famous people for the army only for them to fail.
Ant Simulator: Not the best Bug Sim but at least he gave a alright rating.
Zombie Makeover: A nice curing game to reanimate the undead back into humans.
Dodgeball Run: It's just one of those bad upgrading games.
These games deserved to be lower than 1 star and be like in the negative/zero star area.
As a guy that knows a thing or 2 about monitor lizards, I can assure you they don't shoot any projectiles from their mouth. Sometimes the other end, but never their mouth.
0:55 w fugue 🗣️
Wtf is a priest wanting to join the military?! 😂
8:05 why that theif has the pure name of JOJO
Bro the different language audiotracks sound so cursed it’s insane lol
Idk if this is starting to kinda be a trend yet still funny 😂
I haven't watched this channel in a long time and forgot how funny it was.
7:44 massive respect for noticing boyka
Mobile Game: The Ads.
that first game js made me speechless...i..i dont know what to say, that was the most hideous animal ive seen in all my days...
edit: 5:50 that music was kinda fire and i think that thing that was standing there was worse than the comodo dragon...
9:04 thats js sad lmao
Ah yes, my daily dose of GrayStillPlays. Finally!
Building Destruction had so many ads when I first played and they at one point updated it with an option to remove the ads and it costed 5 dollars and has been one of the best things
8:08 bro flipped off the air behind him
the add here at 2:05 is a hotel where i actually USED TO BE HOW WHEN DID THEY HAVE ADDS
a hotel add
18:23 I present you, the Wish version of the Clicker from The Last of Us
I like that they are all from the same company.
This was not suck incarnate. I am crying from laughter 🤣
14:40 Oh silly silly Jay...
Ngl im colorblind and was very confused at that color game. Unfortunately my favorite games require seeing colors so its interesting
funny enough the person who made the komodo dragon game accurately portrayed how the lizards move, such as the throat moving downwards when the tongue sticks out.
When you said "I've been waiting all my life" I was waiting to hear Phil Collins - All Of My Life.
nah bro done brought a Last of Us Clicker back to life
bro doesn’t need ellie to cure them
I’m pretty sure that the “Komodo dragon game” is a reskin of a wolf simulator…
Dat Komodo walk is something else though...