THIS MAKES NO SENSE // The Sims 4: Dylan Diaries #6
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
- Someone please explain why PREGNANT SIMS can use a ROCK CLIMBING WALL?!
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Shoutout to my pregnant women on rock climbing walls you know who you are
Joke of the day:
And the award for best neckwear goes to....
Oh, would you look at that! It's a tie
YES!!!!!
100th like
No, the sims doesn't make cents it makes dollars
:D lol
What do you call a short fortune teller that broke out of prison?
A small medium at large!
Simmer&Shine hahahaha
I don't get it lol
Baby names:
Girl - Sadie, Mae, Daisy, Harper, Rowan
Boy - Alec, Arthur, Aiden, Austin
omg i can see Dylan naming her child Rowan!! its perfect
-also my gen 2 heir in my legacy's name is sadie but thats irrelevant-
KindaKim yasss Rowan is perfect for boy or girl
Honestly I can't see any of these names being Dylan's baby's name.
KindaKim I could see Dylan naming her baby girl Rowan but that's about it
X Ashleenie X I can't even seeing her her Rowan.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
#50thLike
I'm binge watching this and enjoying it a little too much
Shoutout to my pregnant women in poverty, u know who u are
wahmen
She needs to grow up to be a hero and a scholar XD Hamilton reference
Isabella perez THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE BUT JUST YOU WAIT
HamiltoN!
-georgianime- JUST YOU WAIT when he was ten his father split full of it debt ridden two years later see alex and his mother bed ridden half dead sitting in their own sick the scent thick aLeX goT beTeR bUt hiS mOtheR wEnt qUicK
Bad joke of the Day:
What do you call a fake noodle
An impasta
Love this!
I just want one of my jokes to be picked so here is a list of jokes KAYLA PLEASE PICK ONE
Dad Jokes
1. Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
2. What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
3. Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
4. Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.
5. I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
7. You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
8. “Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, ‘The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”
9. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
10. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
11. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
12. “I’ll call you later!”- “Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”
13. Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!
14. What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
15. This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
16. “My dad literally told me this one last week: ‘Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”
17. “Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’”
18. I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.
19. If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: “Wow, that’s coincidental.”
20. I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
21. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
22. How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.
23. “Me: ‘Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”
24. “I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
25. A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
26. “How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”
27. Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth - its pasteurized before you even see it
28. “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”
29. The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
30. I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: “Don’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: “No, it’s a math problem.”
31. People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.
32. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
33. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
34. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
35. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
36. Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
37. What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
38. What did one snowman say to the other one? “Do you smell carrots?”
39. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
40. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said concentrate!
41. If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are built upside down!
42. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
43. Q: How do you organize an outer space party? A: You planet.
44. Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?A: A waist of time.
45. What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers
46. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
47. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
48. I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.
49. Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
50. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t I’ve cut off your arms!”
51. Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
52. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
53. “What’s ET short for? Because he’s only got little legs.”
54. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
55. What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
56. “What do you call a man with no nose and no body? Nobody nose.”
57. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
58. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhhh.
59. “What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door? Matt.”
60. My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
61. I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
62. Without geometry life is pointless.
63. A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
64. I gave all my dead batteries away today… Free of charge.
65. I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
66. I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
67. What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
68. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
69. A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
70. I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.
71. Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
72. Q: What did daddy spider say to baby spider? A: You spend too much time on the web.
73. How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
74. What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.
75. Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
76. Bicycles can’t stand on their own, they’re two tired.
77. Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
78. Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery
79. “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.”
80. A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”
81. “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”
82. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
83. “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!”
84. There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
85. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
86. Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.
87. “We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, ‘Any condiments?’ My dad responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’”
88. What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
89. A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
90. I’m reading a book on the history of glue - can’t put it down.
91. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
92. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
93. What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? A: catch up!
94. Q: What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe? A: 400 Million Dollars.
95. Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn? A: Where’s popcorn?
96. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
97. What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
98. So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
99. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
100. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
101. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
102. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
103. “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.”
104. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
105. How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.
106. Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
107. What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles
108. What do you call Jay-Z when he’s sleeping? Jay Zzzzzzzzzz.
109. A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
110. : Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.
111. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
112. I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel
113. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
114. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
115. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.
116. Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
117. Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
118. What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
119. Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
120. “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”
121. Dad I’m hungry … “Hi hungry” I’m dad
122. When phone ringing Dad says ‘If it’s for me don’t answer it.
123. “I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’”
124. Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!
125. When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!
MeganTheGiraffeGoddess did you copy that? Cause that's impressive
MeganTheGiraffeGoddess Have no life much
I aspire to have your amount of extraness.
JESUS
bad day?
I really love this series, it's my favorite out of every LP you've ever done!
Hi, I have been subscribed for a long time and I love your videos, it's so cool to see how you have grown! Also I love this series!
What did the fireman name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
Brooke Abbott that was great 😂
Brooke Abbott lmaoooo
Girl Names: Fallen, Petra, Sawyer, Nevaeh, Carmen, London, Allie, Camryn, Iris, Madeline, Leona, Oakley.
Boy Names: Alexander, Britt, Ace, Austin, Chris, Ricky (after his great grandfather), Finn.
Omg I love the idea or the boy being named Ricky like how sweet
Erin Elaine Thanks! I don't know if Dylan would do it but I though it sounded cute!
I love the names Iris and Finn!
Chrissie York Thank you! I think they'd be cute.
patiently waiting for honey's roast
Caitlin same. She better not be eating a pop tart like she was for Steph.
I;M H3RE
MY ROAST HAS ARRIVED
love u r profile pic
I love how she tells about how she's going to build a nursery in every single episode of this LP :p
Q: What do you call friends who love math?
A: algebros
I'm sorry I'll go home....
You might not see this, but if you do, hear me out. Riley is a gender neutral name. So Is Dylan. I kinda want the trend to continue, so I think you should call the baby something gender neutral (obvi if you don't that's cool too I'll love the name anyway) like third gen-der neutral (like third generation and gender oml anyway) Suggestions if you're stuck: Avery, Jessie, Spencer, Alex, Cameron, Lou, Ollie, Andy, Charlie (one of my faves!), Hayden, Sam, Bailey, Drew (Drew Barrymore lol), Jamie, Jayden, Jordan, Payton/Peyton, Taylor, etc. Just named a few (hundred) so you have some ideas. Love your channel, LOVE LOVE LOVE this LP, best of luck picking a name!
kenzie spracklin yo I'm using this comment
I love the names Jessie and Cameron!
Cheese.
This is my absolute favourite LP atm!
My sister bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't build a car of a spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😁
dumb joke:Why does the Grim Reaper call the front desk on vacation? For tomb service!
Joke of the day -
I'm going to be sharing a room with a hogwarts professor at college..
I do hope he doesn't dumbleSNORE!
sorry I'll leave
Baby names-
Boys: Cadet, Henndrix, Presley, Jackson, Paul, Payne
Girls: Janet, Janis, Christina, Nikki, Dolly, Cher, Beyonce
may I add: Madonna, Rihanna, Demi, Whitney & Kanye
hi love you so much early squad where u at/people who love lilsimsie
Early SQUAD
Aba Kwakyi Am I early enough?
herrrrrrrrrrrreeee
First
Treasurer of the USA was Alexander Hamilton
Happy Independence Day Everyone!!
today is also the 189th anniversary of John Adams (SIT DOWN JOHN!!) and Thomas Jefferson's death date! wooooot!
Happy independence day tho
and yay for salamander hamilton
Grace Marie42 YAS
I think if the baby is a girl you should name it Esme because it means love, and it's also a really cute name. It'd be cool because the baby could be like Dylan's one true love
Abbey Robinson aww I love that
Awww this is such a cute idea!
I always wish that the video was longer because I need more simsie in my life
Boy names: Finley,Lowel,Matt,Mattie,West,Brook
Girl names:Rosanna,Madeline,Zara,Brook,James,Jordon,Jo,Olive,and Riley
riley is her mom lol
JJ's World West Brook and the Westbrook legacy
The legend is that if your SUPER early, Kayla will notice you
MylaPotato tru
Legend might be true
EARLY!!! Who loves Dylan diaries?
In Danish a vacuum is literally called a dust collector 😂
LOL
Blabla Ander Same in Finnish
Joke of the Day: What did the noisy pepper do? Get jalapeño your business.
Bad Joke: Why did the foot ball stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left
IVE BEEN REFRESHING SO MUCH!
Once Aaron eventually moves out, this is how I see this going, would you use the child support option in MCCommands?
I'm about to start the not so berry challenge
I love kayla's rambles
Dumb Joke Of The Day:
Did you hear about the new spicy m&ms?
They melt jalapeño hands!😂😂😂
Buh dum tssss
Kayla, with the UI extension mod you can just right click on the skills and cheat them up and down easier. It's the same with money and relationships too.
GIRL NAMES: Aubrie, Alyson, Haven, Olivia, Jordyn, Valerie, Bethany,
BOY NAMES: Corbin, Henry, Jackson, Levi, Noah, Issac,
UNISEX NAMES: Andy, India, Alex, Frankie, Autmn, Killian, Forest, Indigo, Florence
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Ten-tickles
I'm having avery bad day and I'll be home for like 45 minutes and needed some sims therapy and then you posted, bless
That awk moment when you repeat a story you said in yesterday's video, word for word XD not laughing at you//laughing with you>>>>
I have an alarm set for whenever you upload, anyone else?
pineapplesims meee
pineapplesims yup 😂
I just love how our dear simsie has so many gay relationships and its not a big deal AT ALL. I mean why should it? Its so casual, and I just love it. Thanks, Kayla! Youre great.
*joke of the day*
What do you call a cow on grass?
Mulan
*leaves*
What do u call a dog that does magic tricks?
A LABRAcadaraDOR ❤️😂❤️
hey everyone ! I hope you have a good day/night ♡
Oh my god I love this series so much 😍😍
OMIGOD SO EARLY I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO WRITE
XD
kyawas lol I'm late 😂
ShortbeeSims shame 😵 jk 😂🍆
Hey girl hey! lol
I was just watching this..
Instead of renovating the apartment when the baby is born, sell the apartment kick Aaron to the curb and have Dylan move into a house or apartment with Kieran and his boyfriend?
Baby names:
Girl: Sofia, Mia, Lulu, Sadie, Jade, Tia, Cleo, Maddie/Maddy, Fiona, Zara, Eliza ( Hamilton reference), Alyssa, Luna,
Boy: Jamie , Angelo, Nick, Finn, Oliver, Angus, Sam, Lin (Hamilton reference), Dominic, Alexander/Alex (another Hamilton reference)
Joke of the day: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Bye-son!
Joke of the day:
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
I have been here for 20 min refreshing
I"M SO PYSCHED FOR THE BBY
Bad joke: why did the seeker become a detective
Because they were good at catching the snitch
Yea I realize it's bad I couldn't come up with anything else
KatiePlayz Snitches are not people who lie they're people who 'dibby dob'
Ohhellnah Byotch what?
Ohhellnah Byotch yea but they inform other people and it could be informing criminals I guess. Sorry if I'm wrong but it took me forever to come up with that
Ohhellnah Byotch yea I guess but it could be informing the criminals instead of the police.
A girl could be named Brianna because it means strong, or Drew for a boy or girl because it means strong and brave too. I imagine Dylan would raise a strong, brave, independent kid. :)
scoutgreen 101 I love nicknames so if it was a boy it could be Andrew but he's called Drew... Lol I've never had a nickname so I love them
Yeah I think nicknames are adorable... I've never had one either
Literally started laughing out loud when you said we're all gonna die 😂😂😂😂
Girlfriend: Y are we at the gym and we're not even working out???
Boyfriend:Because we're not...😂😂😂
"Ooh did you hear that thunder? We're all gonna die." -Simsie 2k17
kayla, through mc command center you can summon sims to a lot. you do it through the relationships panel and they will come to the lot you're on no matter if they're working, or out in the world somewhere
You are so funny! Just started watching your videos here. Love what you do!
Shout out to the early squad you know who you are
Baby names:
Girl- Zöe, Wren, Tristan, Margaret (shortened to Mae)
Boys- Tristan, Nathan, Paul, Dustin( shortened to DJ)
These are just a few! Comment some more down below 👇👇👇
Child-" I lost my dad when I wasn't born." friend-" how did he die?" Child- " he fell off a rock climbing wall because the sim god wanted him to." Friend-" sorry for asking, also your dads dumb!"
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Bad joke!
Don't be,
Don't be who?
Don't be a Susan😂
That was my bad joke of the day 😂😂
Time to binge watch all the seasons :)
I was laughing when you were talking about Val bc that's my name 😂😂
Hi Kayla! I'm in Florida too! LIGHTNING CAPITOL! It is storming here right now. I hope you're doing well
I've been waiting 2 episodes for the baby!
Baby Names
- Girl: Livia, Drew, Ash, Rose, Diana, Erika, Kaida
- Boy: Julian, Tiberius ( Ty for short! ) Kit, Everett, Max
I think it would be interesting if the baby was "adopted" aka put the baby in another household with someone else and they can be a plot device for later when Dylan is more mature/ready to be a parent and she can find them and reconnect!!
Bad Joke Of The Day:
Lawyer: My Client is trapped inside a penny
Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's IN A CENT
Baby Names!
Girl: Aspen, Millie, Lara, Rowan, Noelle
Boy: Clark, Logan, Toby
Both: Aiden, Avery, Noah, Spencer, Jamie, Hayden, Reese, Drew
Pretty sure I commented the exact same names last week but I really like them!
Dumb joke- "why do teddy bears never order dessert?" "Because there're stuffed"😂
Bad Joke: Why did Mickey want to go to space so badly?
He wanted to find Pluto
Please choose one of these names:
Amelia
Brooke
Catrina
Denni??
Elizabeth
Frances
Geraldine (three old ones in a row)
Hannah (trash zest)
Indie
Jessica
Kayla (creep face)
Lauren
Macy
Natalie
Opal
Penelope
Quinn ( Harley)
Rowan
Samantha
Theresa (May, hello fellow English people)
Urvine
Velvet
Winter
X-ray (lol no)
Yellow (pink and green)
Zuri
August
Ben
Callum
David
Ellis
Francis
Gerald
Henry
Indigo
Jack
Kyle
Liam
Myles
Niall (rip 1D)
October (get it)
Prince
Quick (say it alot and it doesn't sound like a word)
Rudolf
Sam
Topaz
Urvine
Van
Walt (Disney)
Xander
Yele (idk)
Zach
Kayla with UI extensions cheat you can right click and cheat skills that way too
Kayla, don't worry I'm suffering the Florida weather with you. And the vegetarian life.
Why doesn't anyone like her boyfriend he seems like a nice guy and hasn't really done anything wrong it's only his dad who's a bad person
Names:Clementine, Alissa, Violet, Olivia, Grace, Amelia , Leah, Mia, Destiny , Tamia , Veronica
Joke Of The Day: What sound does it make when a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall of a cliff?
Baaa (Sheep) Dummm (Drum) Stzzz (Snake) Baaaa Dummm Stzzz
Shout out to my years late squad, you might know who you are
So, a founding father takes up sewing, what kind of tool does he use?
An Alexander Hamil-PIN
R.I.P. Nadine Vanderbilt
Finally! This is my first time being early and I am super excited about it! 😁
Bad jokes of the day! What do you call two Mexican fire fighters? Hose-A (Jose) and Hose-B! Maths joke(please get it) What do fish and powers have in common? They are both in-de-seas! Do you get it? Indeces and in the seas!
TODDLER STUFF PACK YALL YES! QUARTERLY TEASER IS HERE!
Joke Of The Day: What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
"You hear that? We're all gonna die. Good times" -Lilsimsie
Bad joke:what do the children of the corn call their father？
Popcorn 🍿.😭😂😂
NAME SUGGESTIONS!!!
Girl: Phoebe, Nora, Charlie, Lila, Finley, Cameron, Luna, Dawn, Harley, Iris, Zoe, Mila, Fallon, Aria
Boy: Jackson, Liam, Caleb, Cameron, Wyatt, Levi, Zane, Jax, Griffin, Shane, Carter, Hudson, Cooper, Hunter,
Girl: Julietta, Rosa, Corinna, September, Presley
Boy: Jeremiah, Rain, Callum, Shayn, Price
You should probably fix the Vanderbilt house for all the people living there
hi i love your videos im new vixe mentioed you in a video so i been catching up with your storys keep up the great work
Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount Everest?
A: A high-pot-in-use
Joke Of The Day: My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have saw the look on her face as I drove pasta!
Rip naidine You will be missed
Baby names
Girl- Raina, Rowen, Emma, Enna, or, Isabella
Boy- Cason, Caden, Ethan, Hayden, or Owen
The Florida storms are especially scary when you have water all around you and you experience the wind and lighting from the 6th floor. Not the best 😂