The Thumb Incident
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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Twitch: / northernlion
UA-cam: / @northernlion
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Stream date: 12-20-2022
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#northernlion #clips
Is late to daycare, breaks his thumb, his cat throws up in the corner of his office and he drops his muffin on the ground in the span of like 2 hours. I would actually become the Joker. My man has a soul of steel.
Don't forget the fact that he had to literally drag his daughter to daycare on a fucking sled bc of the snow. That was the _first_ thing.
This sounds like a 20 minute stretch of my life that occurs weekly
don't forget the literal thousands of children berating him for not going to the hospital
@@IfImYouAndYourMeWhatcap
My man survives the tape worm and a dozen episodes of Midnight Suns dialogue just to die to a shattered thumb
don't forget he had simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter
Achilles thumb
He thlammed his finger in the back door
+2 brother
Heh
Throwback to the breakfast tier list. “If you’re having a muffin for breakfast, other things have gone wrong in your day”.
The egg is clairvoyant
+3 brother
+200
I was about 10 minutes in and I felt like the rant was winding down, so I checked the video length. I should have known better.
There goes his hand modeling career, at least it lasted longer than George Constanza's
Why is he throwing the sled outside to defrost??? He said this multiple times and I am honestly concerned.
the sound of tomo throwing up in his office is harrowing
Look at how committed to the bit he is
I have a fractured thumb at the moment (it’s right in the joint, so there’s not much that can be done about it) and I can assure you that he’d know if it was broken. It’s a nauseating feeling, but you get used to it after a couple of weeks.
Let’s hope NL “only” has a flesh wound with some bruising and that it heals quickly (although milking the bit is very funny), otherwise he’s in for a ride depending on where it’s broken. Good luck brother 🫡
I have a broken arm currently, and for a week I didn't even realise. With how annoying an arm fracture is, a thumb fracture must be infinitely more annoying
Once There was this Dad who
pushed his daughter on a sled
all the way to school
and when he finally came back
his thumb had turnt from red into bright white
he said that it was from when he slammed it sooooooo hard.
mmm mmm mmm mmm
22:41 first time enelle went off on me Batchest
worth it btw haven't laughed this hard in a while
I chopped off the top half of my middle finger and fractured it in a car door when I was 12 and they sewed it back on. Granted, yeah, I can't feel textures or shit with it - but it's still there. You'll be ok, king.
edit: Last bone. Don't be crazy. They don't have that technology.
NL is so funny he accidentally had a day on par with when Charles drops his muffin and hits his head on the counter in Brooklyn 99.
Perfect thumbnail
He was so unhinged yesterday. And I’m not talking about the door.
I love how every time a friend shows up in chat he excitedly has to re-share the story with them like a toddler showing off their scraped knee
he's just like me fr (has one story that I have to make sure I tell everyone until I have a new thing to talk to them about)
Madman slams his thumb in the door to have a story for us. what a commitment! Wish a hobo would just steal his grill cover for his wellbeing.
"Bro men are so stupid, and i'm talking about myself" amazing opening statement, love to see it lol
cant get roasted if i roast myself mentality
when nl said "he typed 'BAHAHA' like a cave story npc and left" i started fucking dying lmao
Imagining Balrog breaking out of the chat window and scuttling away from the stream
Back in my day we had to walk 5 miles both ways to daycare, dragging our daughters, in the snow! With one thumb!
Uphill both ways!
The candidness with which NL treats grievous wounds makes me feel better about my own issues
big ups to the man, if I crushed my thumb 18 mins before work I'd call my boss and say "Fug you buddy, I ain't comin in"
Do you go back through the archives to make these compilations or do you keep a journal and watch every stream taking notes about what jokes he made when?
It's mind boggling how you get every piece of every Arc like some kind of professional media team for a television show
i watch live and take notes but the difficulty ranges from stream to stream. sometimes he has short rants which are easy enough to isolate but sometimes he goes off on 30 minute rants interspersed in the gameplay so i have to rewatch the whole 30 minutes. for some games i kinda go fuck it and just rewatch the whole segment. for the most part i rewatch the stream twice while editing and the timestamp notes just help shave off a bit of time
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Get you a man who does both
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau blessed are the undeserving
When you introduce me...could you call me...Ryab?
Fun fact: not having a social security number means that you can commit any crime! They can't arrest you. :)
I had mine filed off.
Not completely sober right now but the thumbnail, pun intended, is hilarious. Beyond that, even
Not the muffin too. Enough to turn a man into a joker. Or a falling down protagonist
Michael Jordan playing in the NBA finals with the flu < NL streaming with a fucked up thumb
Thumbnail already has me sent
No that pun wasn't intentional
I know I typed a huge paragraph aboutr it last time NL referenced Falling Down but him literally saying "he's like an anti-hero but also a villain" *double* confirms my mans does not know what an anti-villain is. lol
He really did smash his thumb in his backdoor huh
I actually did a spit take of my coffee at 22:20 ish and idk why this isn't even the best joke in the video
I once dropped a steel mandrel on my big toe, and the nail was completely f*cked up looking for like 2 years. First it fell off. Then it started growing back, but it was like a quarter inch thick and no longer solid all the way through. Like, when i cut it, the clippers wouldnt even fit over it, so i had to use wire cutters or some sh*t, and it was like dust inside an outer shell. Then it started growing back more normally, but it was curving downward so it was at risk of going ingrown.
It was kinda fascinating to observe.
I almost forgot the worst part, though. Before it fell off, it turned completely black and there was a blood blister under the nail. I had to heat up a paper clip with a propane torch and use it to relieve the pressure by burning through the nail. I think i ended up ripping it off, but i dont remember.
Its completely normal looking now. I mean, im a dude in his 30s who works for a living. So, as normal as you could expect it to look, i guess.
When will he go over K8’s unban request?
Actually insane supercut. Thank you pog God!
In retrospect it's actually pretty telling that the adrenaline coursing through his veins was just enhancing his ability to banter, the man is genuinely a born entertainer
Thumb arc >>> food poisoning arc mark my words
When a man starts asking if you ever saw falling down starring michael douglas after a bad morning, starts immediately acknowleging how the forthcoming statement may be ominous and then proceeds to drop his breakfast onto the ground. You know your in for a good bit.
He's so rich he calls his backdoor the "bank vault" 😂
Freudian slip
peepoTalk i will never die for i am immortal
peepoTalk i will outlive human civilisation
6:29 why did he glitch out and say it twice?
i don't think you understand the inputs into the system right now
I don't think you understand the inputs into the system right now
i think it's the whole ending of the clip, the chat repeats too. not sure if intentional
i think it's the whole ending of the clip, the chat repeats too. not sure if intentional
The thumb arc! Finally!
Pegged too hard. Shattered his thumb!
Dude, first he references some Seinfeld, then makes a Joke for bwhahahah about Cave Story?!
This mans knowledge of banter is infinite
Dude can’t catch a break recently.
Technically his thumb caught a break 😂
Reminds me back in elementary school where we had big metal doors and my fingers got caught in the hinges. Nothing broke but it had an indent for a while Lmao
Doors are evil, just reading this made me cringe
The docket being God of War IRL got me good
Sounded kinda like old Ryan in the beginning
this dude is my favourite chatter
"The Bodily Arcs" are the best.
Hey man, HE ALMOST DIED!
Fully adrenalized NL is way too powerful
Me: two thumbs up
NL: one and a broken thumbs up
Incredible thumbnail (not NLs)
That thumbnail is more unhinged than Egg.
Didn't know that half of twitch chat were neurochemists or pharmacists, NL must have the most educated twitch chat
BWA HA HA HA
4:37 BA BAM BA BAM BA BAM
The Egg shall not crack
Why does this thumbnail just look like Druttut?
36:48 saving this for whenever
“that was abt 18 min ago..”
damn
tomo wtf
oh noooo his muffin
An endless parade of tragedies.
21:57 I SAID THAT. BATCHEST
Somebody tell him about ToeBro
peepoTalk I almost died
Why would he go to daycare during a blizzard lol
"Who asked" chatters are the biggest Yes-men in the history of Twitch
aren't yes men supposed to like- agree with the streamer?
2:35 BaIdout Newcouver.
It's difficuIt to watch this dude pander for sympathy. For a manchiId, he's pretty funny but wow. Doesn't like being coddIed? I've had worse and toId like two ppI. Well, other than the guys I had to ask for a medkit.
Meanwhile, BaIdo's trying to get the attention of all his friends while simultaneously trying to evoke this faIse sense of bravado.
he's the greatest to ever do it
>ive had worse and yold like two ppl
skill issue tbh
You’ve had worst and just told it to everybody in the comments to try to seem cooler than the streamer
Keep it up lil bro
He's more important than you. Stop being jealous kiddo
Not enough hard tacos huh
You are a god, librarian
thats not gonn heal right for a while lol, exact same thing happened to my big toe and if the nail bed was drained you hit it reaaal good lol
Pegged thumb thumbnail