Once kayaking on the Connecticut River, I noticed a large spider down near my knees! I, of course, panicked and it disappeared under my seat! Now I was freaking out - had to pull up to a sandbar and proceeded to swamp my kayaking with water to wash him out while screaming. I was successful but then two fishing men suddenly appeared out of nowhere and they said they had been watching me and just had to come over to see what the heck was wrong and if everything was okay. Thankfully they understood and agreed that they would have probably acted the same! What a day to remember
True story; I was working in construction doing electrical work! I had to go through a sub ceiling and remove these old lights from up in an older part of a building! When I went in to the upper ceiling the whole area and every electrical box I had to open was covered in thick spiderwebs like you see in scary movies! Spiders everywhere,I was deathly afraid of spiders and always had that spider dance reaction if one got on me, plus I had to work it hot! Which you have to be extremely careful or you’ll blow a circuit or get shocked or fall onto the sub ceiling! It was the end of the day and I seriously considered quitting instead of coming back the next morning,I loved that job and didn’t want to lose it or be one of those people that always puts that kind of work on someone else! So that night I prayed and asked God to help me get over my fears and to help me deal with my :break out into a cold sweat; freakin out fear of spiders and be professional about my job! I took a broom with me to work the next day , I’m extremely allergic to pesticides! when I crawled up into that upper ceiling and just started cleaning them out as I went, a small bird showed up , he stayed within a few feet of me all day happily eating all the spiders! I remember the super looked in on me later and said wow did they send in a crew to clean this I said no and looked around and me and that bird had cleared out the whole place! It looked amazing! I was able to concentrate on the work and hadn’t realized until then that We worked our way through the whole area! I hadn’t even stopped for lunch or break, I had been so focused And really amazed that this bird wasn’t afraid of me , it was so unusual for me that I had no fear ,When I came back from break he was gone! So we’re all the spiders! Still amazes me!
0:25 - this is funny. One time we had a spider in a shower big enough it's legs curled up the sides of the mason jar I finally captured it in. It was bigger than some pet Tarantulas I have seen. We just don't get em that big in Indiana. We didn't have any kind of spray to kill it, so I thought "oven cleaner. Yup, that should kill anything". Man, I was so wrong. After covering the spider in a cloud of caustic foam, I shut the shower door and let the cleaner do its thing. 10 minutes later I come back to find the spider running around like an 8 legged dune buggy trying to climb the shower walls. After that, I didn't have the heart to kill it. I took it to work and let it go in the woods, where I assume it lived it's life feeding on small rodents.
@@NatandGeorge not likely. I drove it 25 miles from my home where I let him go, and that was about 25 years ago. That, and I am betting even though he didn't die from the oven cleaner spider wash, he didn't like it enough to want to come back for more. It took about 15 minutes to catch him after multiple baby pig-like shrieks from this 240lb fat guy. Every time the spider reared up on it's hind legs, he looked at me with bad intentions. We had a modular home, so it had to be a Kentucky spider that was obviously an unintentional optional upgrade that only becomes visible after you had lived in the home for a week. I know he was a Kentucky spider, because that is where the home came from, and he was wearing bib overalls and playing "Dueling Banjos" from Deliverance on a tiny, spider-sized banjo.
True story: Had windows down, pleasant evening on the drive home, and I heard this strange 'thwack thwack" noise. Then right on the windscreen, right in front of my steering wheel, was this HUGE golden orb spider. It was kind of upset. Drove into my driveway and beeped the horn to get hubby's help. He comes out, "What What??" and I said "Spider!!!" and pointed at it six inches in front of me. "What do you want ME to do?" he says. "Get it out, halp!!" Hubby says "What do you think I am, stupid?" and left me to crawl out of the car. When the interior light came on, I could see that the following had happened: I'd driven into the spider's web between the trees which were over 30 feet apart (single lane road). Hitting the web had flung the poor beastie into my car where the wind had whupped it around in there, MISSING MY HEAD by "this" much each time, so that I'd been sitting in the middle of its new web, inside the car. Yes, I got it out of there. He's an ex hubby now, by the way. P.S. Also laughing in Australian.
My wife and I were sleeping when a large spider crawled across us. I flicked it off us across the room. It was large enough we heard it "thunk" against the wall.
As a chick, this is hilarious 😂. I have a couple living in my house, atleast until my boyfriend sees them and freaks out. The only spider I killed in the last 20 years reared back and charged me. 2 liter bottles are an effective weapon.
Spiderache spider Spidertrousle Fear of spiders Spiders take action Spider dance Death by Spider SPIDER your worst nightmare Spider’s hopes and dreams Battle against a true spider Spiderlovainia why did I put effort into this
Real Florida not tourist Florida, webs will be 30 ‘ from any tree or dwelling, 12’x12’ foot , wasn’t there 30 minutes ago so you just walk right through, totally doing that spider dance , as it envelopes you head to toe,for days your jerking around because you couldn’t find the spider and you know it’s still on you somewhere!
@@sunderwood9321 I live in Florida and when you bike ride on nature trails, it's always a good idea to find someone taller than you to ride in front of you.
I have a pet spidey, she's not really a pet, I let her do what she wants, she's not in a cage, just hangs out in my bathroom, eating whatever comes around. Sometimes she's upside down, other times, downside up, but always on her web, month after month. I make it a habit to say something kind to her every time I see her, because one day she may not be there, and I'll never see her again. I named her, "Ms. Spidey".
I was working under a house and had thick gloves on so when I found a spider I would kill it with my glove until I smashed one and lifted my hand and 3 ran out. Hydra spiders are a thing too!
I was at a camp one time with a friend and we found a Black Widow hiding in her matress but before we could kill it it ran into a nook. She grabbed her giant perfume bottle and started spraying. It ran out then she practically dumped half the bottle on it. Not sure of it drowned or if the alcohol in the perfume did something do it but she killed it. Best spelling room in the building. We provided the fabreeze for the rest of the buidling. But at least it was dead
I've been bitten by a black widow. It's an experience that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I was really sick for almost a month, and a little over a year and a half later, I still have problems with my leg from it.
OM GOSH. Pulled down the sun visor, driving at 55 mph, 17 years old. Spider drop. Hit the brakes, pulled off the Hwy., jumped out crying like a baby. B4 cell phones, or I would have called mom... I was 17.
I'm the girl who stops in the middle of work or whatever I'm doing to take a spider outside so it doesn't get killed while I'm cleaning. Or trying to keep my pets from killing a snake. Or sadly apologizing to the ants who happen to wander into my house as I spray them. I even apologize to roaches as I squash them if they're inside. It's just the fleas that I unapologetically tear off of my animals to flush down the toilet.
@@fulmoonmajik1 My mother has arachnophobia, and it took me a long time to unlearn her fear. I still can’t handle anything big and/or hairy, but with the little ones I just pick them up and set them on the windowsill so that they can snag more food than what they’ll find in my apartment.
Other people calming people down around spiders: Remember, they are more scared of you than we are of them. Me calming people down around spiders: Remember, we may be more scared of them than they are of us, but we are also 10,000 times their size.
Spiders dont bug me but when they get big enough that it makes a noise when I kill it im out. My dad caught a wolf spider once that was so big when we dumped it over the porch it made a noise when it landed. The sad part is I live in Pennsylvania and I hear Australia is worse!
Spider story oh yeah got one ...once upon a time on a float trip in Southern mo awoke to a cold tent got out to sit by fire when a woman in tent next to me asked if I could hand her an empty 12pk box because a tarantula had gotten into her tent and was perched over her sleeping daughters face about 3in from her mouth enjoying her warm breath..we got it out quietly and she swore me secrecy because she feared if daughter ever found out she would never camp again..lol
Im in a library and watching this with my earbuds in, and the one with the spider trickling down the web in the car in front of the guys face oh my god i tried soooo hard not to burst out laughing
I once did see a spider so big i classified it as a dinosaur. I later found out it was an orb spider. Why are orb spiders in North Carolina??? Also, I once saw a hornet so big it sounded like a helicopter flying by me. I later found out it was an Asian hornet. Why are Asian hornets in North Carolina??? ?? ?
@@brittanym. I would, but it had the best weather. I get 4 seasons, no tornadoes, no earthquakes, no tsunamis, no meteors, no alien abductions, no crop circles, no nazis, no evil villains. I live in like a goldy lock location in America. Hurricane damage is the least here, and the joint something of engineers release any flood waters into the Neuse River which foods my hometown and all surrounding counties. This guys are some real life jerks.
For me, the worst thing about a spider isn't when you find it crawling somewhere or dangling from a web, not even when you go scorched earth on your house trying to kill it. The worst thing about spiders for me is when you think you've killed it and it vanishes. You spray the entire can on the spider, you beat it with a shoe, you drop the bomb on it, and you think that's a dead spider, right? But when you turn around to clean up the mess, the spider just Michael Myers its way out. You spend the next several hours going "Oh my gosh, where is it?!" while the Halloween theme plays in the background. Then the next time you see any spider, any spider, you think it's the spider. It could be an entirely different species, but you tell yourself, "It's back for revenge!" What creeps me out about spiders is the eyes; two massive eyes surrounded by little ones that just never blink, have no expression to them whatsoever, they just look soulless, right? That's why when you kill spiders, you got to make sure you finish the job and leave nothing to chance. Because when that spider that you sprayed the crap out of is coming at you, those eyes are telling you *I NO LONGER FEAR PAIN.*
I lived in Bangkok for awhile and there are these incredibly small, almost see-through red ants that have a bite like a dentist’s drill that leaves a welt the size of a small volcano. It had never even occurred to me to be afraid of ants until that day in 2007.
I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. Apparently a spider had babies somewhere in my room and one day as I walked in something interesting happened. There was a baby spider doing the frinkin' mission impossible stunt down from my ceiling to my *face level* . I nearly walked into it but spotted it at the very last second and fell on my butt. That may seem like the end but oh no no no, it get's worse. A couple days later it happens *again* . A baby spider just swinging at face level on a single little thread of webbing, getting ready to land on my face. I told my brother what happened and I remember telling him something along the lines of, "I bet if I didn't notice the spider I would've just *inhaled* it and not even known." Tis the end of my tale of survival, and hopefully it won't happen again XD
Spiders build their houses out of stuff they squirt out of their butts, and then those houses catch food for them. As far as I'm concerned that's called livin' the dream.
2 hours looking for a spider body! While in Kuwait I learned that Camel Spiders totally disappear when stepped on in sand. There may be a couple of legs, each about 2 1/2 inches long, but everything else is gone. Look at the bottom of your boot. Nope! GONE!
People are always surprised to learn that I’m afraid of spiders because I’m a huge animal lover. I have to tell them spiders have eight legs, eight eyes. Most of them are poisonous some have fangs that’s not an animal that’s a monster!
Ive heard that both Chinese and Japanese have been around for so long that nobody actually knows the full language. That's just insane. But then you discover that the Japanese have a totally different language when they speak to their elders or boss. Thats like if you stated speaking in ye ole English every time your grandma came over.
I used to play the helpless female with my boyfriend when we got wolf spiders in the house. I don't know how well he bought it since I had pet tarantulas. It never worked out well anyway since he was more afraid of them than I was.
Was doing my school work last year and a huge spider dropped from the ceiling onto my elbow. I had mark on my arm for 3 days because I slammed my arm on floor, and dragged it over the rough carpet to kill it.
Yeah if you don’t have water access for the spider somewhere in your house,they are drawn to the moisture in your mouth! We automatically close our mouths when something’s in it! Poor spiders!
Not gonna lie I’m just confused by people’s fear of spiders. If I find one either throw it out the window alive or should I stubble upon a particular persistent one that refuses to be captured then I kill it.
It’s so crazy that people who are 100 times bigger than this little bug or petrified of them (including me) oh it’s like the elephant being afraid of the mouse. So we’re all weird aren’t we ?
@@beatleme2 I don’t have to look it up. My mother was bitten by a recluse brown spider & almost died from it. I’m a very compassionate person normally, but I have no qualms about killing a spider. 😊
My father is afraid if 🕷. I was over watching a movie and I said "look there's a spider on the floor". He sprayed half a can of Raid for ants and hornets. I had to to tell him"stop, stop I'm sure it's dead"
I will kill any other bug (as long as it's not too big and doesn't fly) but I am too terrified to kill a spider of any size. If I see one in my room I will simply give that area to the spider for its home, we become roommates, and I just hope I never see it in the kitchen.
My whole family is a scared of spiders I'm the only one that's not a scared of spiders and I truly believe that spiders are harmless and they are scared of you then you are scared of it!! I like spiders I really do and I save them from my family! 🕷🕷💚💚 But I found out that is a good way to keep people away from you and when I have 2 trancellas by my front door! We're gonna be the greatest security weapon ever
I don't know why some people are not afraid of spider it is like is there something wrong with them. and yeah I lost my voice and cognitive functions when I see a spider 4 feet close.
Quite the opposite for me I gotta be the one to kill all the bugs cuz my husband just runs away. What's hilarious is that my husband is an atheist and he calls cockroaches "satan"....😑
Awwww I keep pet tarantulas and I hate when people kill spiders. People kill other animals you can keep as pets and people are horrified. I know they're a niche pet but still.
My first time hearing these comedians. Pretty good! considering the lame topic 🕷🕸 But does Heath Harmison @3:05 have to freak out like that to sell his observational comedy? Seems unnecessary 🤷♂️
What’s the stereotype, female fighters wear cornrows? My wife competes in BJJ, guess what I do the day before the fight? I’m braiding a blasian girl’s hair (she’s Becky with the good hair btw ;-). She’s fighting a blonde chick who, guess what ALSO is wearing braids.
@@Nootlest I sure hope you meant that sarcastically, because otherwise you are leading the smallest, saddest life that doesn’t include leprosy or rabies.
Ignore Grumpy Old people, ok? I dared to call him SUNSHINE, and he basically told me to stick it where the Sun doesn't shine. Nice dewd... or not, right? 😖 There are a bazillion of Grumpy Old people out there in life and especially in YT vid comment land. Stay your own course, look to the Lord and for the good, ok? There is enough crapola in this life, right? You just "do you"... 👍 Note my name... lol. Hope this helps in some way... ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
Ignore Grumpy Old people, ok? I dared to call him SUNSHINE, and he basically told me to stick it where the Sun doesn't shine. Nice dewd... or not, right? 😖 There are a bazillion of Grumpy Old people out there in life and especially in YT vid comment land. Stay your own course, look to the Lord and for the good, ok? There is enough crapola in this life, right? You just "do you"... 👍 Note my name... lol. Hope this helps in some way... ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
Once, in high school, in the girls’ locker room that was partially open to the hallway, a friend who knew how arachnophobic I am said “don’t move for a second, there’s something on your blazer,” and went to remove said spider before I realized what it was. Unfortunately, another friend was not aware and said “you mean the spider on her shirt?” (1st friend was smart enough to redirect my attention, and to step back once the cat was out of the bag). I started a) screaming, b) stripping, and c) throwing my clothes across the room. I refused to put it back on, and had to borrow a piecemeal uniform from my friends while mine was collected (by someone else), in a garbage bag. People have asked me what would happen if I was locked in a room with spiders. I’m fairly certain I’d stroke out.
Once kayaking on the Connecticut River, I noticed a large spider down near my knees! I, of course, panicked and it disappeared under my seat! Now I was freaking out - had to pull up to a sandbar and proceeded to swamp my kayaking with water to wash him out while screaming. I was successful but then two fishing men suddenly appeared out of nowhere and they said they had been watching me and just had to come over to see what the heck was wrong and if everything was okay. Thankfully they understood and agreed that they would have probably acted the same! What a day to remember
The worse thing is when you try to kill a spider is when it falls and then you don’t know where it went
That's the worse thing? So you've never whacked a wolf spider and had babies go flying in every direction?
@@Primalxbeast heck no! And don’t want to! 😂😂😂😂
**laughs in Australian**
Australia should just be called “ land of nope”
Oh no! He's laughing backwards!
Your baseball-sized huntsman spiders are terrifying. I once found one under my raincoat and nearly had a heart attack.
We get SPider trees here in the US as well, specially in the south were I live.
Cool! I I love the Australian accent!!!!
One dude says he killed a spider with febreze and another says frebreze doesn't work. First one to say it three times is the version I'm going with
Lemme tell you, febreeze is a great way to kill spiders
Febreeze is best way to kill a mighty spider
I use greased lightning cleaner. Idk what is in it but it kills everything
Technically, he said he drowned it in Febreeze.
True story; I was working in construction doing electrical work! I had to go through a sub ceiling and remove these old lights from up in an older part of a building! When I went in to the upper ceiling the whole area and every electrical box I had to open was covered in thick spiderwebs like you see in scary movies! Spiders everywhere,I was deathly afraid of spiders and always had that spider dance reaction if one got on me, plus I had to work it hot! Which you have to be extremely careful or you’ll blow a circuit or get shocked or fall onto the sub ceiling! It was the end of the day and I seriously considered quitting instead of coming back the next morning,I loved that job and didn’t want to lose it or be one of those people that always puts that kind of work on someone else! So that night I prayed and asked God to help me get over my fears and to help me deal with my :break out into a cold sweat; freakin out fear of spiders and be professional about my job! I took a broom with me to work the next day , I’m extremely allergic to pesticides! when I crawled up into that upper ceiling and just started cleaning them out as I went, a small bird showed up , he stayed within a few feet of me all day happily eating all the spiders! I remember the super looked in on me later and said wow did they send in a crew to clean this I said no and looked around and me and that bird had cleared out the whole place! It looked amazing! I was able to concentrate on the work and hadn’t realized until then that We worked our way through the whole area! I hadn’t even stopped for lunch or break, I had been so focused And really amazed that this bird wasn’t afraid of me , it was so unusual for me that I had no fear ,When I came back from break he was gone! So we’re all the spiders! Still amazes me!
I would like to think that your prayer had alot to do w it. I mean, what's the chances, RITE? Makes ya ask "is that a coincidence?"
@@milliemeredith7165 absolutely!🙂
Hallelujah!
0:25 - this is funny. One time we had a spider in a shower big enough it's legs curled up the sides of the mason jar I finally captured it in. It was bigger than some pet Tarantulas I have seen. We just don't get em that big in Indiana.
We didn't have any kind of spray to kill it, so I thought "oven cleaner. Yup, that should kill anything". Man, I was so wrong. After covering the spider in a cloud of caustic foam, I shut the shower door and let the cleaner do its thing. 10 minutes later I come back to find the spider running around like an 8 legged dune buggy trying to climb the shower walls.
After that, I didn't have the heart to kill it. I took it to work and let it go in the woods, where I assume it lived it's life feeding on small rodents.
😆😆😆😂😂
it probably snuck back in & is hiding somewhere in your closet.
@@NatandGeorge not likely. I drove it 25 miles from my home where I let him go, and that was about 25 years ago. That, and I am betting even though he didn't die from the oven cleaner spider wash, he didn't like it enough to want to come back for more. It took about 15 minutes to catch him after multiple baby pig-like shrieks from this 240lb fat guy. Every time the spider reared up on it's hind legs, he looked at me with bad intentions.
We had a modular home, so it had to be a Kentucky spider that was obviously an unintentional optional upgrade that only becomes visible after you had lived in the home for a week. I know he was a Kentucky spider, because that is where the home came from, and he was wearing bib overalls and playing "Dueling Banjos" from Deliverance on a tiny, spider-sized banjo.
@@BreydonsRC Thanks for the belly laugh!
“Humans will believe anything if they hear it three times “ 😅😅😅
Bengt Washburn! I need the whole special.
“I don’t care how plaid your shirt is.” I desperately need to figure out how to work this into a conversation!
the dude around 10:00 was freakin great and i didnt know him yet.
and of course the mountain dew guy always delivers
Shayne Smith is still my absolute favorite on DryBar.
shayne smith is my fave comedian of all time, hes frikin awesome
True story: Had windows down, pleasant evening on the drive home, and I heard this strange 'thwack thwack" noise. Then right on the windscreen, right in front of my steering wheel, was this HUGE golden orb spider. It was kind of upset. Drove into my driveway and beeped the horn to get hubby's help. He comes out, "What What??" and I said "Spider!!!" and pointed at it six inches in front of me. "What do you want ME to do?" he says. "Get it out, halp!!" Hubby says "What do you think I am, stupid?" and left me to crawl out of the car. When the interior light came on, I could see that the following had happened: I'd driven into the spider's web between the trees which were over 30 feet apart (single lane road). Hitting the web had flung the poor beastie into my car where the wind had whupped it around in there, MISSING MY HEAD by "this" much each time, so that I'd been sitting in the middle of its new web, inside the car. Yes, I got it out of there. He's an ex hubby now, by the way. P.S. Also laughing in Australian.
Bengt Washburn killed it!
My wife and I were sleeping when a large spider crawled across us. I flicked it off us across the room. It was large enough we heard it "thunk" against the wall.
😨
Big enough to “thunk”. ..Aaaaaaagh!!!!
Oh my goodness
Ahhhhhhhhh felt that! Goosebumps all over😁
As a chick, this is hilarious 😂. I have a couple living in my house, atleast until my boyfriend sees them and freaks out. The only spider I killed in the last 20 years reared back and charged me. 2 liter bottles are an effective weapon.
4:17 We call that in Australia "The Spider Dance". Usually happens when someone walks right into a web.
Spiderache
spider
Spidertrousle
Fear of spiders
Spiders take action
Spider dance
Death by Spider
SPIDER
your worst nightmare
Spider’s hopes and dreams
Battle against a true spider
Spiderlovainia
why did I put effort into this
Arachnid tourettes syndrome
Real Florida not tourist Florida, webs will be 30 ‘ from any tree or dwelling, 12’x12’ foot , wasn’t there 30 minutes ago so you just walk right through, totally doing that spider dance , as it envelopes you head to toe,for days your jerking around because you couldn’t find the spider and you know it’s still on you somewhere!
@@sunderwood9321 I live in Florida and when you bike ride on nature trails, it's always a good idea to find someone taller than you to ride in front of you.
@@Primalxbeast 😂🤣😂🤣
I have a pet spidey, she's not really a pet, I let her do what she wants, she's not in a cage, just hangs out in my bathroom, eating whatever comes around. Sometimes she's upside down, other times, downside up, but always on her web, month after month. I make it a habit to say something kind to her every time I see her, because one day she may not be there, and I'll never see her again. I named her, "Ms. Spidey".
I was working under a house and had thick gloves on so when I found a spider I would kill it with my glove until I smashed one and lifted my hand and 3 ran out. Hydra spiders are a thing too!
It was probably a female, some will carry their young on their backs for a while. Looks like some kids don't know when it's time to move out, lol.
I was at a camp one time with a friend and we found a Black Widow hiding in her matress but before we could kill it it ran into a nook. She grabbed her giant perfume bottle and started spraying. It ran out then she practically dumped half the bottle on it. Not sure of it drowned or if the alcohol in the perfume did something do it but she killed it. Best spelling room in the building. We provided the fabreeze for the rest of the buidling. But at least it was dead
Ironically I hate people that wear too much perfume or aftershave more than I do spiders 😉
Black widow or the common Wolf spider.
I've been bitten by a black widow. It's an experience that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I was really sick for almost a month, and a little over a year and a half later, I still have problems with my leg from it.
OMG that guy talking about the jumping spider! I’m CRYING rn!
The spider in the car is the worst!😂😂
OM GOSH. Pulled down the sun visor, driving at 55 mph, 17 years old.
Spider drop. Hit the brakes, pulled off the Hwy., jumped out crying like a baby.
B4 cell phones, or I would have called mom... I was 17.
So goot to hear that there are others who are even more terrified of spiders than I am 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Then again, its not all spiders I'll abandon my room for.
Just the "Night Of The Monster Spider" variety, eh?
Yes, spiders are creepy eight legged nightmares
I have a large spider and it's web outside my bedroom window. I check on it occasionally and light a candle at night to attract bugs to it's web ❤️
That's so sweet, I'm sure it appreciates it
I'm the girl who stops in the middle of work or whatever I'm doing to take a spider outside so it doesn't get killed while I'm cleaning.
Or trying to keep my pets from killing a snake.
Or sadly apologizing to the ants who happen to wander into my house as I spray them.
I even apologize to roaches as I squash them if they're inside.
It's just the fleas that I unapologetically tear off of my animals to flush down the toilet.
Fearing spiders is stupid. I catch them and take them outside, too. ❤️
@@fulmoonmajik1
My mother has arachnophobia, and it took me a long time to unlearn her fear. I still can’t handle anything big and/or hairy, but with the little ones I just pick them up and set them on the windowsill so that they can snag more food than what they’ll find in my apartment.
I'm scared of spiders but I don't want them killed. I get someone to take them outside.
I love spiders. Extremely beneficial to household and they even look cool.
🤣🤣🤣
And THEN there are the spiders from Australia..... be afraid, be very afraid !!!🤣
The average person does NOT swallow spiders at night.
That myth was made up by a middle school teacher to show how fast incorrect information travels on the internet.
@@MrClarkisgod wasn't the myth that they lay eggs in your ear? XD
Other people calming people down around spiders: Remember, they are more scared of you than we are of them.
Me calming people down around spiders: Remember, we may be more scared of them than they are of us, but we are also 10,000 times their size.
I love Bengt. He's hilarious.
Spiders get a pass as long as it's not a brown recluse friend of mine got a chunk of his leg removed after a bite from one.
Dear God! Where was your friend living when it happened? I'm going to add it to my list of places to never set foot in.
Paterson NJ
Yep thats the only one I'll kill on sight lol
@@chatonsacrement7454 might as well add TX, and AZ
I found out it actually isn't the bite of the recluse itself that causes that but the infection afterwords
Relatable, I’ve killed a spider with febreze while driving down the road. Had to pull over to wipe off the windshield.
Washburn comic clever, smart and funny! Loved the 3x you hear it you believe it, etc..
Spiders dont bug me but when they get big enough that it makes a noise when I kill it im out. My dad caught a wolf spider once that was so big when we dumped it over the porch it made a noise when it landed. The sad part is I live in Pennsylvania and I hear Australia is worse!
I think im going to have nightmares
I remember once a spider crawled down from the ceiling and landed on my face while I was in bed once
We’re the alligator boys now
Alligator Boys, represent!
Spider story oh yeah got one ...once upon a time on a float trip in Southern mo awoke to a cold tent got out to sit by fire when a woman in tent next to me asked if I could hand her an empty 12pk box because a tarantula had gotten into her tent and was perched over her sleeping daughters face about 3in from her mouth enjoying her warm breath..we got it out quietly and she swore me secrecy because she feared if daughter ever found out she would never camp again..lol
Her hair snapped into corn rows! 😄
Im in a library and watching this with my earbuds in, and the one with the spider trickling down the web in the car in front of the guys face oh my god i tried soooo hard not to burst out laughing
Daddy? "No it's long legs.." FUGG
Clown spiders are real and I’ve nearly died because of it!
I've done that with Fabreeze.
This was GREAT!
I once did see a spider so big i classified it as a dinosaur.
I later found out it was an orb spider. Why are orb spiders in North Carolina???
Also, I once saw a hornet so big it sounded like a helicopter flying by me.
I later found out it was an Asian hornet.
Why are Asian hornets in North Carolina??? ?? ?
I blame Obama.
@@mikeconley9590 had to be Hon. Obama, because Hon. Biden can't seem to keep products moving at the sea ports.
Lol I would leave North Carolina!
Keep reading your Bible .. I'm sure it will explain it all for you ( or use it as a dinosaur/hornet wacker .. in the name of the lawd ofcourse 😂
@@brittanym. I would, but it had the best weather. I get 4 seasons, no tornadoes, no earthquakes, no tsunamis, no meteors, no alien abductions, no crop circles, no nazis, no evil villains.
I live in like a goldy lock location in America. Hurricane damage is the least here, and the joint something of engineers release any flood waters into the Neuse River which foods my hometown and all surrounding counties.
This guys are some real life jerks.
Spiders are my friend unless they are Huge like in Australia. I live in Canada & most are safe.
Been waiting for him to come back
Every time I see a spider i name them
What are some of your best names?
@@maryrosekent8223 usually they're generic old white women names, karen, bertha, Gertrude, brenda. I think i named 1 ryan though
@@ronnyshama
I call the teeny tiny teensy weensy ones Herbie. Can’t tell you why, but there you have it.
For me, the worst thing about a spider isn't when you find it crawling somewhere or dangling from a web, not even when you go scorched earth on your house trying to kill it. The worst thing about spiders for me is when you think you've killed it and it vanishes. You spray the entire can on the spider, you beat it with a shoe, you drop the bomb on it, and you think that's a dead spider, right? But when you turn around to clean up the mess, the spider just Michael Myers its way out. You spend the next several hours going "Oh my gosh, where is it?!" while the Halloween theme plays in the background. Then the next time you see any spider, any spider, you think it's the spider. It could be an entirely different species, but you tell yourself, "It's back for revenge!" What creeps me out about spiders is the eyes; two massive eyes surrounded by little ones that just never blink, have no expression to them whatsoever, they just look soulless, right? That's why when you kill spiders, you got to make sure you finish the job and leave nothing to chance. Because when that spider that you sprayed the crap out of is coming at you, those eyes are telling you *I NO LONGER FEAR PAIN.*
I'd rather have five spiders in my bathroom than one thousand ants. 🤷♂️
Depends on the type of spider
@@someperson7true. 👍
I lived in Bangkok for awhile and there are these incredibly small, almost see-through red ants that have a bite like a dentist’s drill that leaves a welt the size of a small volcano. It had never even occurred to me to be afraid of ants until that day in 2007.
@@maryrosekent8223 So all it took was one night in Bangkok. I've heard that can happen
@@someperson7 😅
I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. Apparently a spider had babies somewhere in my room and one day as I walked in something interesting happened. There was a baby spider doing the frinkin' mission impossible stunt down from my ceiling to my *face level* . I nearly walked into it but spotted it at the very last second and fell on my butt. That may seem like the end but oh no no no, it get's worse. A couple days later it happens *again* . A baby spider just swinging at face level on a single little thread of webbing, getting ready to land on my face. I told my brother what happened and I remember telling him something along the lines of, "I bet if I didn't notice the spider I would've just *inhaled* it and not even known." Tis the end of my tale of survival, and hopefully it won't happen again XD
It’s all true! I climb on furniture!
Just took a spider outside in a dustpan and left the dustpan outside to allow the spider to crawl out of it when it is ready.
Years ago, we lived in an apartment with HUGE jumping spiders! They were SO BIG we used the BB gun to kill them!!!
Spiders build their houses out of stuff they squirt out of their butts, and then those houses catch food for them.
As far as I'm concerned that's called livin' the dream.
Interesting to hear the "killed a spider with febreeze" joke more than once…
2 hours looking for a spider body! While in Kuwait I learned that Camel Spiders totally disappear when stepped on in sand. There may be a couple of legs, each about 2 1/2 inches long, but everything else is gone. Look at the bottom of your boot. Nope! GONE!
People are always surprised to learn that I’m afraid of spiders because I’m a huge animal lover. I have to tell them spiders have eight legs, eight eyes. Most of them are poisonous some have fangs that’s not an animal that’s a monster!
I let it our the car window!
Ive heard that both Chinese and Japanese have been around for so long that nobody actually knows the full language. That's just insane. But then you discover that the Japanese have a totally different language when they speak to their elders or boss. Thats like if you stated speaking in ye ole English every time your grandma came over.
I used to play the helpless female with my boyfriend when we got wolf spiders in the house. I don't know how well he bought it since I had pet tarantulas. It never worked out well anyway since he was more afraid of them than I was.
I'm the neighborhood spider wrangler!
Spit take on driving with spider
I have tarantulas as pets 😂❤
Was doing my school work last year and a huge spider dropped from the ceiling onto my elbow. I had mark on my arm for 3 days because I slammed my arm on floor, and dragged it over the rough carpet to kill it.
Yeah if you don’t have water access for the spider somewhere in your house,they are drawn to the moisture in your mouth! We automatically close our mouths when something’s in it! Poor spiders!
Just kidding 😁 they need a drink🤣what I meant was they’re thirsty!
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Not gonna lie I’m just confused by people’s fear of spiders.
If I find one either throw it out the window alive or should I stubble upon a particular persistent one that refuses to be captured then I kill it.
It’s so crazy that people who are 100 times bigger than this little bug or petrified of them (including me) oh it’s like the elephant being afraid of the mouse. So we’re all weird aren’t we ?
It's one of my irrational fears, can't explain it.
You’re telling me you’re not afraid of anything in this world?
Can you please bottle up that bravery juice and give me some?
@@sunnydaze2359 look up spider bite on any Search result under Image, if you dare
@@beatleme2 I don’t have to look it up. My mother was bitten by a recluse brown spider & almost died from it. I’m a very compassionate person normally, but I have no qualms about killing a spider. 😊
I love spiders. 🕷🕸
He’s so cute
u got sumn u wanna tell us Reginald?
The spider?
@@dannymac6368 yeah……the spider
@@roni.s375 I already did lol…he’s cute
My father is afraid if 🕷. I was over watching a movie and I said "look there's a spider on the floor". He sprayed half a can of Raid for ants and hornets. I had to to tell him"stop, stop I'm sure it's dead"
I like Bengt!
A spider walks in
* Boy this is just too toxic
Shane! 🤣
"Her hair snapped into cainrows" completely KILLED my enjoyment of this video compilation.
11:45 hey this is the dude from true blood 🩸
Use the vacuum
It can still live inside the vacuum and climb back out later
😄😄😄😄😄
I will kill any other bug (as long as it's not too big and doesn't fly) but I am too terrified to kill a spider of any size. If I see one in my room I will simply give that area to the spider for its home, we become roommates, and I just hope I never see it in the kitchen.
/r/spiderbro is in shambles right now. Spiders are friends, not enemies.
Hilarious
My whole family is a scared of spiders I'm the only one that's not a scared of spiders and I truly believe that spiders are harmless and they are scared of you then you are scared of it!! I like spiders I really do and I save them from my family! 🕷🕷💚💚 But I found out that is a good way to keep people away from you and when I have 2 trancellas by my front door! We're gonna be the greatest security weapon ever
I don't know why some people are not afraid of spider it is like is there something wrong with them.
and yeah I lost my voice and cognitive functions when I see a spider 4 feet close.
Quite the opposite for me I gotta be the one to kill all the bugs cuz my husband just runs away. What's hilarious is that my husband is an atheist and he calls cockroaches "satan"....😑
Awwww I keep pet tarantulas and I hate when people kill spiders. People kill other animals you can keep as pets and people are horrified. I know they're a niche pet but still.
Who kills spiders?
I do regularly.
Anyone and everyone, lol.
I kill them because I was bitten by one and my ankle swelled up alot ! I had to get on antibiotics. So I don’t want that to happen again. 🕸🕷
Was it brown, like a recluse?
Which one is Hendrix?
sad thing about comedy is listening to laughter...
8:01 - Bengt Washburn could easily be explaining the USA political self taught public opinion 2021. "Confirmation bias" 🤣🤣
My first time hearing these comedians. Pretty good! considering the lame topic 🕷🕸
But does Heath Harmison @3:05 have to freak out like that to sell his observational comedy? Seems unnecessary 🤷♂️
13:48 Wow dude. Didn’t have to go there. Really wasn’t a funny stereotype 🤦🏽♀️
What’s the stereotype, female fighters wear cornrows? My wife competes in BJJ, guess what I do the day before the fight? I’m braiding a blasian girl’s hair (she’s Becky with the good hair btw ;-). She’s fighting a blonde chick who, guess what ALSO is wearing braids.
I think you're making into something it's not. MMA fighters cornrow their hair. Nothing stereotypical about it.
Hate weightism at one minute 😕
Hate complainerism all the time.
"Men" have become fruity af. BPAs and social media
First
Wow cool
@@Nootlest
I sure hope you meant that sarcastically, because otherwise you are leading the smallest, saddest life that doesn’t include leprosy or rabies.
Ignore Grumpy Old people, ok? I dared to call him SUNSHINE, and he basically told me to stick it where the Sun doesn't shine. Nice dewd... or not, right? 😖
There are a bazillion of Grumpy Old people out there in life and especially in YT vid comment land.
Stay your own course, look to the Lord and for the good, ok? There is enough crapola in this life, right?
You just "do you"... 👍
Note my name... lol.
Hope this helps in some way...
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Ignore Grumpy Old people, ok? I dared to call him SUNSHINE, and he basically told me to stick it where the Sun doesn't shine. Nice dewd... or not, right? 😖
There are a bazillion of Grumpy Old people out there in life and especially in YT vid comment land.
Stay your own course, look to the Lord and for the good, ok? There is enough crapola in this life, right?
You just "do you"... 👍
Note my name... lol.
Hope this helps in some way...
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@@maryrosekent8223 lmao
Once, in high school, in the girls’ locker room that was partially open to the hallway, a friend who knew how arachnophobic I am said “don’t move for a second, there’s something on your blazer,” and went to remove said spider before I realized what it was.
Unfortunately, another friend was not aware and said “you mean the spider on her shirt?” (1st friend was smart enough to redirect my attention, and to step back once the cat was out of the bag). I started a) screaming, b) stripping, and c) throwing my clothes across the room. I refused to put it back on, and had to borrow a piecemeal uniform from my friends while mine was collected (by someone else), in a garbage bag.
People have asked me what would happen if I was locked in a room with spiders. I’m fairly certain I’d stroke out.
Hilarious