“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.” -- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
witwanggibon Precisely. Let's talk about what a badly-written book it is. Fine. But as soon as someone starts talking about the "harmful messages it sends to women", my eyes glaze over and it's like GamerGate all over again. At some point, grown adults are going to have to start taking responsibility for the media they consume--and other grown adults are going to have to stop telling them what they are supposed to think about it. It makes no difference to me that people love the book. I don't even care if some people actually think the book is a realistic portrayal of BDSM. There's nothing wrong with anyone having a preference I disagree with. But spare me the social commentary.
Alex Day called it. This is TWILIGHT rewritten with so-called erotica, and as he noted, this book outsold Harry Potter, and that if Stephanie Meyer will continue to pen vampire books, E L Whatever can change them to porn and they can live off each other till one of them dies.
I don't really get why its based of twilight. Beacuse Edward has an excuse I guess beacuse he was a vampire. But this guy has no excuse he's just really twisted and needs help.
The word Vagina was mentioned in the first book that I've read. Honestly, I couldn't complete it. Hell with what happens to them in the rest of the trilogy, whether they get back together, marry or have kids. It's utterly repugnant, and with so many repetitions ( They "frown" a whole lot, and doesn't anybody speak NORMALLY? All they do is murmur x1000000000) I read about her biting her lip, and his index finger quite enough to lose my sanity. This book needs series editing.
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I would definitely buy an audiobook if Ellen read it.
Me too!!!
Agnes Norgren ikr
Don't forget the sound effects and paraphrashing
She reads her own books on Audible.com.
You should listen to Gilbert Godfrey's version, too.
This got more views than the trailer. GO ELLEN!
There is no trailer..is there?
I've only seen fake/fan-made trailers
the trailer just came out today and Ellen's still has more views
Until now there was no trailer.But it was published finally 2 days ago...and guess what? It has more views than that. Sorry bro ;)
Nina Bass Perhaps that is why Morgan Freeman is so sad in his avatar.
"IM A BAD GIRL"
died
"Whoalga"
'Don't forget the keys." Apologize. That's a nice haircut.
"Fifty Shades Of Gray By EL James, Read by Ellen Degenerous" AHAAHAHHA. Sorry.
Have a listen to Alex Day's What the F is Fifty Shades of Grey. Hilarious.
yeye im famous:)
jk
"I don't think you should use a spatula for that.... IF YOU GO TO ANASTASIA'S HOUSE, DON'T EAT THE PANCAKES EVERYBODY. DO NOT EAT THE PANCAKES!!!"
+Dania Sharaf what happend??
lol cx
+Dania Sharaf what did that can
like what did he do with the spatula
+lyann nassar It was used to spank Anastasia.
Kaitlin55117 oh…..ohhhhh GROSS
Lol, did anyone else imagine Dory reading this?
Me lol
She is the voice for Dori after all.
I CANNNNNN
YES! I had my wife close her eyes and listen and she was like "DORY! HOW COULD YOU?!" Lmao!
Just keep swimming........ just.... keep.... SWIMMING!
"Thank god there are no pictures in here, this is just uh..."
I don't think you should use a spatula for that.
LOL
Dont eat the pancakes
TheClassyLobster why?
+Rachael Johnson because the spatula used to make pancakes was used to spank Anastasia
Like I was reading this exactly when ellen said it
DO NOT EAT THE PANCAKES..truest thing ever.
"...well I don't think you should use a spatula for that...." Oh man, she had me laughing so hard.
I don't get the joke about pancakes, explain it to me please !
Chamallow Royal
In the book, the spatula is used for...creative...purposes...and pancakes are made with spatulas.
I don't get it what chapter?
Chamallow Royal
The Spatula is used as a sexual enhancement, in Ana's rectum.
You can hear her staff laughing in the background when she's using the paddle.
MediaLover194 😂😂😂 its super funny!
Its better that way
I don't know what's funnier...secret garden or ball peen hammer...
😂
HAHHAHA MY THOUGHTS
I died when she yelled DON'T EAT THE PANCAKES!!! LOL xD
Am so against 50 shades but oh my god this is HILARIOUS!!!
I'm with you.
xSunshinexShowersx i think that's the point, she's against it too xD
I lost it when she said "do I have to say this... uh, ok... panties..."
Agree XD
xSunshinexShowersx Watch the videos where George Takei and Gilbert Gottfried read parts of it.
this is why 50 shades of grey got successful
Agreed. She's the best
Samuel L Jackson and Sofia Vergara need to read this together
Brynn Vogel omg yessss
i'd definetely be buying the audio book if it happens
@WD Vinco Anything is better than the movie.
"It's a free haircut!" and "Don't forget the key" are the best
"Ball-pen hammer
my secret garden hahah
I wanted to like your comment but I didn't because I like the number 69
Don't eat the pancakes!
anyone else want Ellen to try and make Andy read from this book?
I want Sofia Vergara reading this lol!
yasss
Yassssss
yesssss
YESSS
YESSSSSSS
hahahhahha
Crazy woman... I love it !
"he guides his hands across my... secret garden" i have never laughed so much
This was too funny! Dory reading 50 shades of Grey
lol I know, right? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You ruined my childhood man
I was thinking the same thing too!
Dory can read?
+Joyce Calceta didn't you watch finding nemo she is the only fish that can read
the sound effects 😂😂😂😂
So my son says from the other room, "why does it sound like Dori is reading 50 Shades of Grey?" Ha ha ha ha ha!
How did your son know that it was 50 shades of grey? Is he already 18+?
@@ryanjoshuacalo9146 exactly
I laughed so hard I had to go to the bathroom and pee hahahahahahahaha
OH YEA I LIKE IT
lol same XD!!!!!!!
mysenseofhumor90 Ew hahah
Just close your eyes and imagine Dory... I know, there goes your childhood
Chikiriwak
I can't breathe xD
Chikiriwak oh my god I closed my eyes @0:49 holy shit lmao
"DO NOT EAT THE PANCAKES!" I know what I'm using for my senior quote.
lol
Kelsey P. what is that mean by the way ?
So how did that go? Says I, 4 years later.
LOL, exactly how I feel about it. I don't see how I can be turned on if someone beats me with a belt LOL
Ana wasn't turned on when Christian whipped her with his belt. In fact, she broke up with him after he did.
Kaylin Ens
And then she came back, that was one of the most awkward pathetic pieces of shit I've ever read.
Its so weird listening to it on audio
People who actually lead that kind of lifestyle hate this book because of how abusive it is; it's still supposed to be a loving relationship.
***** She asked him too.
"DO NOT EAT THE PANCAKES!"
The only 2 better people to read this
1: Morgan Freeman
2: George Takei
Takei has read it!
In fact, Takei brought me here.
Café Terracotta
Whaaa...I'm going to look for it now. :)
Nick Devery Ooomg hahaha YES.
Nick Devery Gilbert Godfrey did a pretty good job at it.
“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.”
-- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
And Fifty Shades of Grey was badly written. Very badly.
witwanggibon Precisely. Let's talk about what a badly-written book it is. Fine.
But as soon as someone starts talking about the "harmful messages it sends to women", my eyes glaze over and it's like GamerGate all over again.
At some point, grown adults are going to have to start taking responsibility for the media they consume--and other grown adults are going to have to stop telling them what they are supposed to think about it.
It makes no difference to me that people love the book. I don't even care if some people actually think the book is a realistic portrayal of BDSM. There's nothing wrong with anyone having a preference I disagree with.
But spare me the social commentary.
Love that quote and so true!!!
Digirati And this is a badly written book
Clara Anne Liu I usually don't comment on books I haven't read. But excerpts I've heard certainly sound pretty bad.
I LOVE ELLEN! SHE IS SO CRAZY AND FUNNY AS HELL! THIS IS TOO FUNNY!
She is hysterical.
I died at the "p...p...p...panties" >< omfg
Alex Day called it. This is TWILIGHT rewritten with so-called erotica, and as he noted, this book outsold Harry Potter, and that if Stephanie Meyer will continue to pen vampire books, E L Whatever can change them to porn and they can live off each other till one of them dies.
Ellen D. "Do not eat the pancakes."
Doesn't mean that it's better. 50 Shades of Grey and Twilight are TERRIBLE.
Agreed. They are awful, awful. Stefanie Mayer can't write.
Well, it IS based off a Twilight fanfic.
I don't really get why its based of twilight. Beacuse Edward has an excuse I guess beacuse he was a vampire. But this guy has no excuse he's just really twisted and needs help.
i love how in the ping pong paddle scenes, you can hear someone laughing off-camera XDD
They should have Andy reading that book :P Or whatever his name is.
andy lassner
ThatsTWOSimple I thought you guys were talking about andy biersack.....oops
I thought you meant andy samberg
Never eat anything cooked at Bella/Ana's home.
"Apologize. That's a pretty haircut."
"Secret Garden." Oy.
Jennifer Griffithe
Pretty sure it was "free haircut", not pretty.
This was hilarious. And honestly I had similar reactions while reading it.
Her spatula joke got me in tears 😂
I would love it if Ellen and Morgan Freeman switched off reading the series! I'd totally buy the audiobooks. Complete with sound effects.
I read the book and I am almost sure that "penis" or "vagina" was never said in the entire book or in the second and third books.
The word Vagina was mentioned in the first book that I've read. Honestly, I couldn't complete it. Hell with what happens to them in the rest of the trilogy, whether they get back together, marry or have kids. It's utterly repugnant, and with so many repetitions ( They "frown" a whole lot, and doesn't anybody speak NORMALLY? All they do is murmur x1000000000) I read about her biting her lip, and his index finger quite enough to lose my sanity. This book needs series editing.
she mentions sex most of the time rather than vagina
No one says penis or vagina....less scientific terms are used.
Aseel F. Exactly what I thought. I was sick of reading the word "frown". The book is really very badly written.
Thank god there are no pictures 😂😂😂
She is possibly the funniest woman on the planet
This was freaking hilarious! I love Ellen.
"omg I'm not gonna say that!" hahaha
OH MY GOD!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! jajajajajaja she's awesome jajajajajajajajaja
This is the best thing ever on UA-cam!! I die laughing every time.
Lmaooooo :") Ellen is hilarious
I haven't laughed like that in a loooooooong time
"He glides his hands across my ... 'Secret Garden'"
He put his hand down my secret garden HAHAHAHAHA
i like Ellen's version better.. lol
LOL! @ the Sound effect
haha ! i love the way Ellen just read this, specially
the "secret garden" .. Lol really !!!
what in the world is ... ballpin hammer?????? XPPPPPPPPP
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Christa Raindance holy hell! hahaha what a biggg hammer;D
His nether region. I think. ;)
only Ellen can turn porn into comedic gold
i needed a laugh .thank you sound effects are the best lol my mom would love to come on your show she watches it every day
someone animate this to where its dory reading it
the guy in the background heard i would of been laughing so hard
How can somebody not like Ellen? I have wanted to be on her show since I was 9 I'm still waiting😂😂 she's the most funnest person on the planet💕👌
I will enjoy this for years to come, Thankyou Ellen.
"I don't think you should use a spatula for that..."
Priceless!
This woman said don't eat the pancakes at Anastasia's house 😂💀😂💀
The sound effects killed me. Ellen is hilarious even when she's not trying too hard.
Don't eat the pancakes!!!! Lmfao! I laughed so hard!
Lmfao Ellen have the best Sense of humor ever!
I am crying ... god bless this is the best! the cage ... oh god Ellen is just hilarious
i dont think you should use a spatula for that. DO NOT EAT THE PANCAKES!
THANKYU for making my day Ellen
Ellen is great ! Happy New Year to Ellen and everybody who works with ( and for) Ellen.
This was great. Ellen is a very funny comedian. I really enjoy her.
"Don't eat the pancakes" 😂😂😂 I DIED
LOL she is super hilarious !!! Love her so much!! Can't get enough if Ellen!!
do not eat the pancakes
dont eat the pancakes !!! ahahha
Omg the ending was just so halariuos!
I'm actually in tears!! This is so funny oh my god I can't stop laughing at the "sound effects" HAHAHAHAHA
I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OMG HAHAHAHAHA
Ellen is hilarious.
No Ellen, you ARE the right person for this
watch it 56 times a day, everyday... I love her so much... If i miss her show i have withdrawals...
this gets me everytime 😂 i feel like dori is reading it 😂😂
OMG THIS GOT ME LAUGHING IN STITCHES!!
I HAD TO KEEP QUIET BC MY GRANDMA IS ASLEEP NEXT TO ME OMG
The table tennis bat had me in stitches 😂
This is HILARIOUS! REALLY enjoyed it! Ellen at her best. :)
She did star in the movie "50 shades of grey" though LOL :)))
Lol can't stop laughing.. This is exactly how I felt while reading the book review (didn't even try reading the book)
Love you Ellen
DO NOT EAT THE PANCAKES! Omg Ellen is just hilarious!
I am imagining Andy reading it and rolling on the floor laughing!!!
lolzzzzzzzzzzz ellen is beyond AwEsOmE!!!!
lmfao!! oh god I'm dying..!!!! this was so funny..!!
i cant imagine Ellen is doing that dubbing and the sound effects ,she's so cute!
He guides his hand across my secret garden? I’m dead 😂
This video is better than the whole three books combined together
OMG. i cant stop laughing
"dont eat the pancakes!" love the sound effects!! lmao!
" if you go to Anastasias house do not eat the pancakes!" I died lol
ELLEN!! I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK but im stuck on the ellen side of youtube
ppl who are shooting this video i can hear them laughing LOOOL
omg id pay to see the outtakes of this lmao cause you can tell in between the readings her eyes are all red and puffy from crying/laughing hahahah
The way she says "DO NOT EAT THE PANCAKES"🤣🤣🤣🤣☺☺☺☺☺☺too cute