Spider-Man - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2024
- The Nerd has his hands full, swatting down bad video games based upon comic-book character Spider-Man, created for the Atari 2600, NES, Game Boy and Game Boy Advance. This is Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 24.
Though Marvel's masked poster boy has a fair share of good video games, (such as Spider-Man for PSX, N64, Dreamcast, and PC in 2000, Spider-Man 2: The Game for Gamecube, PS2, and Xbox in 2004, and Maximum Carnage for SNES and Genesis) his true success in gaming wasn't realized until The Amazing Spider-Man vs. The Kingpin for Sega Genesis. He gotten into a rough start when he enters the gaming industry beginning in the Atari 2600. In this episode, the Angry Video Game Nerd takes a look at bad Spider-Man games. While he is indirectly reviewing those games, he dares to conquer the atrociousness with the help of a certain friendly neighborhood...
First off, they're playing Spider-Man for the Atari 2600, Marvel and Spider-Man's first ever video game. The object of the game is to get Spidey to the top of a building and disarm the "superbomb" planted by one of his arch-nemesis, The Green Goblin. Granted that Spidey's is best known to crawl on walls, it's not helpful in this game because he's unable to. You only have to rely on his webbing to go up. Unfortunately, the webbing can be very finicky since it can only touch the structure of the building in order to go up. If the webbing touches the window or the air, or if the webbing or Spidey get hit by a bomb, he'll fall, though you can shoot another web in time to save himself. But if you ran out web fluid, you're screwed.
Next, they'll try the only Spider-Man game ever existed on the NES: Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six. How can this one fail? Well it's made by Laughing Joking Numbnuts, LJN that's for sure! In this game, you control Spidey through six side-scrolling levels, with a member of the Sinister Six at the end of each level as a boss like Electro, Sandman and Doctor Octopus. Had it not been for the confusing controls and cryptic level design (good luck on Sandman's stage), this would have been a decent side-scroller on the NES library.
Sad thing is that wasn't the only Spider-Man game by LJN that the Nerd and Spidey have to deal with, for they will try The Amazing Spider-Man for Game Boy. In this game, Spidey's most famous rogues have discovered his secret identity, Peter Parker, and kidnapped his wife, Mary Jane. The action game takes the player through various city locations, battling an assortment of minor thugs, animals, and a supervillain at the end of each level who, through intermission scenes, will taunt Spider-Man as to the whereabouts of his wife. Though the story seems to be pretty good, the gameplay is a whole different story... After that, the Nerd takes a brief look at Spider-Man 2 for Game Boy Advance. While it's not a terrible game, the Nerd and Spidey only addresses to beginning part of the game where they have Spidey to deliver pizzas, almost like in the movie. That's an absurd way to begin a Spider-Man game, isn't it?
Guest starring Kyle Justin (a.k.a. The Guitar Guy behind the Couch) as The Amazing Spider-Man!!
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-Why can't that bomb look like a bomb?
-It's fucking Spider-Man
Best conversation ever.
I read your comment while they said it
vpgclassic
I realized that AVGN is surprised when Spider Man and Bugs Bunny appear.
"OH MY GOD, ITS BUGS BUNNY!"
"Holy shit, it's Spider Man!"
Seriously my favorite quote from this one
The nerd did not know that was an answer.
Best argument you mean
It's honestly shocking how nice and tolerant the Nerd is towards Spiderman, considering he beat up Bugs bunny and defecated on him just because he didn't like one of the games he was in.
Like the nerd could beat up Spiderman.
Because Spider-Man is both a superhero and a fellow nerd. Why would the AVGN have a problem with him?
spidermann no< I want a pizza from Spiderman as well.
especially since Spider Man made fun of Rolling Rock
@@grizzlydinoThe Nerd is not one to judge people on what beer they use to numb the pain
"Aww you died!"
"Well you're talking to me!"
An excuse that's been used many times when your friends come over to play games with you.
Bro that part I could hear everyday for a year!! 😂
I have no friend
moments like those make me miss the 90s early 2000s.
I just love Spiderman using that excuse
I love it when the Nerd says “You can’t even kill that one guy.” And then Spider-Man goes “Do we have to kill everybody” 😂😂
He's damage controlling so hard. Poor dude just wants to be in a decent game.
@@Rommulo35628 well he's got some
@@pesciisthebestcharacter5100 Certainly a lot more than I did…
@@HeroAndReporter
I'm sure someone out there enjoys flying through rings
@@Carnyzzle No i don't think so
"Alright, we got another game on the Gameboy. To play the Gameboy, you need the game. Here's the game, that's the boy, this is the Gameboy."
-AVGN, 2007
that shouldve been a slogan for the gameboy when it came out.
It's 2008 you fucking dumbass, it's right in the description.
@@nuno_alex505 It's 2007 you fucking dumbass, it's right in the video. 0:04
NOICE
Nuno Alexandre Imagine being so arrogant and inattentive you can’t see the original air date IN the video, and still feel the need to insult people. Even if you WERE right, it could’ve been a typo, and didn’t even really matter to the comment anyway.
This might be the most quintessential AVGN episode of all time. A true classic.
11 years later and i still die when he says “well youre talkin to me!”
Lmao right!!!
Couldn't agree more ;) The gradual buildup of Spiderman's irritation is so funny.
that was my brothers excuse every time he died while playing mario bros. I always crack up
hmm i saw this episode at least 501 times, and did always understand "why are you talking to me ?"
but now after hearing what he say in reality, i can hear it to.
I read that as you said it
I'm so disappointed that they didn't put Spider-Kyle in Across the Spider-Verse.
Did you watch it 100 times in the theatre to check every spidey?
Lol
NERD: "Why can't that bomb look like a bomb?"
SM: "It's f*cking Spiderman."
What kind of answer is that?
it's fuckin spider maaan!
this game sucks my spiderballs! it's horrible!
Σωτήρης Κατσουλιέρης Don't worry Spiderman, it's only a game. Here, have a beer.
-(i dont know what is he saying)
-it's roll and rock!
-it's shit rock!
Randy Marsh: "Spider-Man works in mysterious ways."
James: It's Rolling Rock.
Spidey: It's shit rock
LOL
local brew, dammit!
C. Dawg Knight
What makes something taste like Shit Rock? I'm kind of curious.
If it's not local brew, I guess...
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
STICK TO THE LOCAL BREW!
"Ah you died" "well you're talking to me!" Thats been my excuse for like 9 years lol
Wait, you *stopped* saying that ?
This is by far one of the funniest episodes he’s made. This video feels like a late night adult swim show
True
For all those wondering about the "local brew" joke, it's a Pennsylvanian thing. Rolling Rock was a local brew in PA until they went national, while Yuengling has been local for nearly 200 years.
commenting so this goes close to the top of the comments
Hmm... I always wondered about Rolling Rock
I love PA. Especially Hershey park
+Blank3tM0nst3r We don't want that corporate bullshit.
+Blank3tM0nst3r Comment up for Yuengs!
The dialogue in this episode is hilarious.
Easily one of the top 5 AVGN episodes. The line delivery and quotes are so perfect.
"its fucking spiderman"
why can't that bomb... look like a bomb?
"THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDER BALLS!!!"
Action 52 is always in my top 3
what about the song, it is amazing
episodes with kyle are always gold
You mean X Æ A-12?
The Soviet Kevin wow, that was bad
WHALEDOGS9111 it’s a crime
WHALEDOGS9111 well in the avgn universe he’s dead
Is Kyle the theme song guy?
5:18
“Just wait, patience, theres no fucking clock in this game. Theres only 20 of them” 💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
this is my favorite nerd episode, spiderman is so real in this.
***** of course, that's spiderman.
***** thats being ill too you know
Because most of the episode was improv, only James at the start was scripted.
josh kirby i dont think you understood the real meaning of my comment
+StarmenRock so many quotables in this episode
*i don't want this corporate bullshit*
*it's shit rock*
*THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDER BALLS*
*You got the game, you got the boy, this is the gameboy*
*IT'S HORRIBLE!*
*Spiderman - Return of the Sinister Shit*
"This game sucks my spider-balls." Best line in this episode.
Agree!
It’s because it was made by Hasbro for the Atari 2600.
If only the movie “Spider-Man no way home” brought this Spider-Man from the multiverse into the movie.
Now that would have been great!
The movie would've been R rated for the necessary cursing
Or maybe he should be in the next Spider-Verse movie :D
🤣
spidermann no< I want a pizza from Spiderman as well.
Even eleven years later, this might be my favourite episode. The dialogue and quick insults are just so fucking good.
"Aww, ya died."
"Well you're talking to me!!"
::awkward silence::
My favorite part.
This is your game! Your game!
"SHIT-FUCK! Fuck! God! _FUUUCK! _*_AAAARGH!!"_*
Stick to the local brew
The “try the local brew scene” always makes me laugh.
"It's *Shit Rock*"
Spiderman has a very refined taste in beer.
Your friendly neighborhood brewery, brought to you by Spiderman.
Was so out of nowhere lol
As a pennsylvanian I was happy to see a yuengling
1:31 When your friend "Holy Shit" is walking with you, but then you see Spiderman.
2:15 “JAMES likes the little web”
We all were like,”Who’s James”
It’s kinda weird he calls him that because the movie established that his name is nerd
Little web little web little web
Board James does still exist in the Nerd universe, maybe spiderman just got the Nerd mixed up with Board James. (They do look scarily alike for some reason)
Maybe he's talking about J.J. Jameson.
Spider Man. Spider Man. Takes a dump in a coffee can.
Or plays some games, with a grudge.
Gonna shit out some anal fudge
Im still singing it in my mind in 2016.
SuperGomez59
Spins a web, then he falls, this game sucks his spider balls
Like have 8 legs and 8 eyes
"It's fucking Spiderman"
"Yeah, I know"
For some reason I always laugh at that part.
Also the best reason for dying in a game.. "Well you're talking to me"
Man this is so fucking good, probably in my top 3 AVGN episodes of all time, from the improvised dialogue when James and Kyle are playing the games to the fuckin shovin pizzas in fuckin asses to the song and my general love of Spider-Man overall. Nostalgic as hell watching this.
I love James and Kyle's chemistry here, lol!
Dont you mean spiderman?
1:32 When Spidey finally returns in Endgame
Daniel Ayy more like when he appeared in civil war
*HOLYSHITITSSPIDERMAN*
I love how the fanarts look so 2000..
Time flies bruh
This was so underrated I remember watching these when I was pre teen but as a 21 year old now this shit is funnier than it was before
Wait... you watched it as a preteen? How did you not get in trouble from your parents?
How was/is it underrated? By whom?
@@longtallshorty5791 look at you, demanding answers to the hard-hitting questions. Wow! GL
Man 4:25 is one of my fav AVGN moments and its so small. It feels so genuine and improv'd, and that abrupt cut off while James says "No, I'm not-" after spider-man says hes pressing the wrong buttons is the best!
This game sucks my spider balls! Best part
this is epic part
yeah ikr
The way he yells LMAO it's horrible
“See! Now you’re being Spider-Man!”
“Shit.”
“Alright, now you’re fucking being dead.”
Imagine a kid searching up "Spider-Man" on UA-cam only to come across this
Watching this while Marvel's Spiderman is installing on my ps4 😂
Just the right time to rewatch this video
I shoulda watched this but I was watching Spiderman 3
@Tim Henke spectacular and amazing, best words to describe Spider-Man ps4
We have come a long way.
now we got the best Spiderman game ever even beating PS2 Spiderman
"Well, there's bombs in the game, why can't that bomb look like a bomb?"
"It's fucking Spider-Man!"
The guy who plays Spiderman here is honestly my favorite Spiderman. Seriously, out of all the film versions, I love THIS GUY the most!
Trophies He was played by the guitar guy who did the AVGN theme songs.
AlextheAwesome 101 instead of mike matei that plays the nerd's enemies
Vivir So funny.
Reece Johnstone I always wondered as a kid why he's always behind the couch.
“Mr. Stark...I feel like shit.”
3:04 the ultimate excuse when your friend comes over to play video games with you
Until Captain America: Civil War, I never thought Spider-Man would ever swear.
Me too :P
this is your game..your game...shit fuck!!! lol
Captain America: Hey, language!
AutZentus 0.
Daniel Anyamele Did he swear in civil war?
2:33 one of the all time greatest moments in AVGN HISTORY
*Holy shit it's spider man*
I sure do, this shitty ass fucking game is driving me nuts!
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF FLUUUUUUUIIIIIIID!!
@@Jayymus This game can't be shitty this is Spider-Man!
Yeah, it's Spider-Man, but I'm sorry Spider-Man, this game really does suck.
@@Jayymus You must be doing something wrong. Let me help you with this game!
Who's here after seeing Atari Goblin appear in Across the Spider-Verse?
"Holy shit, it's Spiderman!" Honestly one of the best quotes.
6:29 the explanation of the term "Game Boy" had me laughing way harder than what was acceptable.
"He's the Angry Video Game Nerd...."
"Oh we're using our made-up names. Then I am Spider-Man."
9:13 WTF
1:33 When Toby McGuire and Andrew Garfield appeared in SpiderMan No Way Home be like :
1:32 Everybody's reaction of the recent trailer of Civil War. Nuff said.
Two heroes fighting each other. I hate both of them because it shows how much of douchebags they are.
Murderous King Boo Are you really that salty?
+MrLuigi98 No, its just a terrible, stupid concept for a superhero movie. It also makes them petty Douchebags.
Murderous King Boo For you anyways.
+MrLuigi98 So they are that petty they fight eachother when Lokey and other villans can just come in and take over. This movie makes Deadpool look like he is not a douchebag at all. Plus to make it worse, they dragged others into it so no one can protect the city. Screw it and super man vs batman. That is worse because superman WILL win. Im done
The chemistry these two had was outstanding they should make more vids together. And Kyle's acting in that bootleg Halloween costume was on so legit and on point. way better than shit i see on Nickelodeon nowadays. "you're talking to me!!"
"Wait for to come to you then, quit screwing around!" "This game's actually starting to piss me off actually (while chuckling)" wtf is wrong with these game designers they don't know what the fuck they're doing!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
bean guru haha, glad it wasn't just me that picked up on that. So good
They didn't even use a script, it was all improvised.
"way better than the shit I see on Nickelodeon nowadays" So I can assume you're around 14 and your opinion doesn't really matter anyways?
+Neil Mallick So, being young and/or liking things for kids means your opinion doesn't matter? Alright then.
Yes. Glad you understand. Either you are an adult with shit taste or a kid whose opinion means jack squat.
Gamer: "The NES was excellent"
LJN: "I'm about to ruin this system's whole legacy
Okay kiddo. Such an original comment
Lmao
epic based r/dankmemes so funny
"Hold my rainbow."
Still better than all those Spiderman Frozen Elsa videos.
You. Deserve. A trophy. For that statement.
ESPECIALLY how they clog up your search results if you search "Spider-Man." I don't know how many Marvel fans like myself get bombarded with those crap videos just because we wanted to look at Spider-Man.
Literally anything is better than all those Spider-Man Frozen Elsa videos.
@RF Gaming well shit. They should just tell the real spiderman about these conspiracies instead of bothering innocent marvel fans! He could probably stop these pedos!
NM No shit
This was the video that got my entire family into watching your videos when I was a kid. We would all quote it to each other as an inside joke. I really loved your videos and I'm glad to see you're still going strong.
3:19 “Bro it’s a canon event”
7:47 - to think they had to take down all the posters and tack them to the wall upside down just to get those little shots.
4:42-4:58 LMAO
Spiderman:
"Why are you jumping all over the place?"
AVGN:
"Because every time I hit the button it, like, jumps."
Spiderman:
"Well, wait for him to come to you."
AVGN:
"There's no, like, jump kick move. Like, you can't jump, and then do an attack."
Spiderman:
"Well, then don't do that move."
AVGN:
"Well, I can't hit him when he's in the air."
Spiderman:
"Well, wait for him to come down then."
He just said earlier he does have a jump kick move. Which is it? Lol
4:34 "Get him why you fucking jerking around" 😅
This episode is so fun, they always are when Kyle comes out from behind the couch. Also, the start of the AVGN trope where the guest character plays the game in an eccentric way and you’d think they’d be a savant but it turns out they suck just as much.
8:26 I think this is youngest video game to be covered by the Nerd, at three years old. This game was released in 2004 and this episode was released in 2007.
If only the Nerd played Spider-Man 2 on the PS2. That game's fucking awesome!
+York's Literary Readings Inc. That and Ultimate Spider-Man. He would've flipped his shit at the end like in the Godzilla episode.
Indeed.
+Lecram Razoltaws true that brother
+York's Literary Readings Inc. Also, try Ultimate Spider-Man on GBA. Fluent controls and relatively fair gameplay.
+crosscutter true
2:32 "It's fucking Spiderman!" Gets me everytime LOL
+AnimatorLinden why can't that bomb just look like a bomb.
what you gotta go around it?
yoshisbro08 fucking spiderman!
yoshisbro08 when it's obviously a Halloween costume lol but hey it's fun!!!
Came after Across the Spiderverse. If you know why, you're a true AVGN Fan.
Kyle better be in it
What was his canon event?
I haven't and probably won't see it, what's the connection?
@@ncapone87 multiverse stuff
its because this is the greatest spiderman featured media and all the other ones just want you to come back to this one
3:33-3:46
The best part about this is how in-tune it is with the Spider-Man character. Him being the friendly- *neighborhood* hero and all.
AVGN "You delivered pizzas before though right?"
SM "Nah I, nah i never did that"
AVGN "Yeah yeah you did in the movie Spiderman 2..."
SM "I did that at one point but i dont want people fucken knowing about that!"
ROFL!
I felt that so hard....Just deep in my soul, I never wanted people to know where I worked before I got my career together, sad lol
PIZZA TIME
"Well you're talking to me".. I use this excuse all time when I fuck up in game.. even when no one else is in the room.
It was until then, Spiderman created his own UA-cam channel collaborating with Elsa, he couldn't have stooped lower than that.
Pherioxus *swung lower
Fuckin' disney...
12 years has passed, yet every few months I always come to watch it again :p this episode is definitely one of the best in my opinion anyway
7:58 Why is this the best part of the video
3:40 Ah, Yuengling Lager. Amazing choice, Spider Man.
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Kyle Justin shoulda been in more of his reviews. Even if he said something normal it made me laugh. His rage this episode actually made James look like he didn't have anger problems
BetterTHanU886 Kyle was a great player 2. Lol
This is my favorite Avgn episode.
One of my favorites for sure. My absolute favorite is the Bible Games episode
Before James & Mike, there was James & Spidey.
I can just imagine venom walking in on spiderman and seeing him cussing at a video game.
5:35 Is it NESessary?
*claps* Bravo.
Me: **At my sixth birthday party**
Mom: "Honey, for your birthday, we've got someone special for you to meet!"
**Minimum-wage dude in a Spider-Man outfit walks out**
Me: 1:33
Yep
That’s adorable!
love that spider-man song at the end. And that spidey string at 9:21 lollled... This game sucks his spider balls :D
9:06 this is something you can send the pizza man when he's late
R.I.P. Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, the two brilliant men who created Spider-Man.
:'(
That's not a word
U stu*it doge rub your own floor
Rub your but on your floor i mean
Shit is just a poop
@@spider-man3752 poooooop in the floor
3:22 his canon event
Spider Man: "I don't want this corporate bullshit".
Nerd : it's rolling rock"
Spider Man : "it's shit rock"
LOL
Kyle's Spider-Man better be in Across the Spider-verse
"Did you deliver pizza" "Well, yeah but I don't want people to know about it!" Classic.
One of my favorite episodes, it perfectly captures what it's like to bring a friend over and take turns sharing the controller
If you look really closely you can see that the Spiderman is a fake
I can't see the difference,could you explain the differences?
Its the left eye hole, right?
BigMarcello100 You must be trolling.THATS THE REAL SPIDERMAN!
Who else noticed that the NES game and the Gameboy game were both made by LJN?
I
I was looking through the comments for so long for a comment mentioning that! finally!
mirta aguayo look on the bright side: the Laughing Joking Numbnuts published Spiderman and Venom: Maximum Carnage, a decent game.
mirta aguayo yeah, I know. That's how I heard of the game
Laughing joking numbnuts
R.I.P. Stan Lee 😢
seanmyster6 With great power comes great responsibility.
9:24 i had the same sticker on my nes controller as a kid
Had to come back after watching no way home. Too bad Kyle's spider man wasn't in the movie
Is this spiderman actually canon within the spider/multiverse now?
@@alexthibodeau979hope so
What’s this Spider-Man’s canon event?
Not drinking _The Local Brew_
3:15
Funniest scene
(also why didn't they include this Spider-man in Spider-verse??)
6:20 - AVGN and Spider-Man: IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
As far as my knowledge goes, The spiderverse wasn't invented yet when this video came out
@@raymantamantaray1743 no the movie
@@dat1guy516 movie was released in 2018 and this video was 2008 dumbass
@@raymantamantaray1743 no he wanted marvel to include the atari spiderman in into the spider verse
lol i like how genuine they sound in this. They really sound like two buds playing a game and getting pissed at it lol
Playing Spider-Man on Atari 2600 was this Spider-Man’s canon event.
Watching this after watching "Across the spiderverse "
Did spiderkyle appears on the movie as a member of spider society?
@@rezaqalam482 He’d be a chaotic neutral Spider-Man due to bad game depression
This Spider-Man needs to be in beyond the spider verse
I swear if this Spidey isn't in No Way Home, I'm rioting
Oof. Theres a better chance of him appearing in Across the Spider-verse
When watching Across The Spider-Vers I completely lost it with it’s roster of Spider-People and Spider-Man villains. I was also surprised that they included Atari Goblin which made me though back to this.
6:33 Here's The Game! That's The Boy! This is the Game Boy!
Kevin Richards Heh.
Gameboi
They Should've Have This Spider Man in Across The Spider Verse.
Here's hoping for him in Beyond and/or Spider-Woman
9:03 this exchange always gets me.
9:50 When you have an Xbox but your Spider-Man fan