Keeping individual sentences forward while reversing everything else really helped this a lot. It kept the dialogue comprehensible which made the time moving backwards feel more uncanny than just listening to words said in reverse.
"Localized entirely in your kitchen, in this part of the country, at this time of day, at this time of year... AURORA BOREALIS?! ...uh!" "Aurora borealis!" "GOOD LORD, what is happening in there?" God, that bit's making me laugh more than it should be.
Timeline of events: Skinner thumbs up a random guy on the road. Whilst Seymours mother is requesting his help with something, Seymour had promised to help her get out of bed. The guy notices, then skinner gets second thoughts on encouraging the man. It turns out its superintendent chalmers. He asks if seymour steams a good ham as he's rather hungry, but also realises he thinks seymour is an odd fellow. Seymour was also having a conversation at the time with his mother and lets her know that the lights she saw the other day weren't aliens but just the northern lights. He's hoping that by cutting back to his previous conversation, chalmers would leave him alone. Having schizophrenia, Seymour's mother was paranoid about the aliens, but also begins to hallucinate the house is on fire and can't help but yell about it. Seymour rather coldly ignores her, as he has more pressing matters at hand, like the fact that Superintendent chalmers is rudely inviting himself into his house. Seymour, shocked at this turn of events says the only thing that he can muster to describe his dismay at the situation - "No." Seymour isn't exactly the most sane person himself, and has crippling social anxiety. What has just happened is an utter nightmare to him. Chalmers asks if he can see the fire that his mother had screamed about. Seymour realises he is not going to get rid of chalmers that easily, and concedes, in a desperate attempt at social validation. He hadn't banked on the fact that chalmers is also quite mental and has a bad cause of Tourettes. Chalmers gets a sudden episode and begins to angrily shout at seymour about something. Once he realises he let himself get out of hand, he is surprised - "Uh!" is all he can say. Seymour, in an attempt to divert away from what he just witnessed, asks about Aurora borealis, as he's quite interested in the subject, and chalmers seems to know about it as well. His mother isn't a great person to talk to about the subject, what with her random hallucinations. Chalmers meanwhile has another brilliant idea and goes back to his rude ways. He tries to distract Seymour by pointing to the kitchen, pretending something is going on. Whilst Seymour is still processing this statement, chalmers promptly sits down and begins helping himself to Seymour's lunch, muttering to himself how he should be allowed to eat SOMETHING. Now Seymour would have an even harder job getting Chalmers out. Seymour interrupts him reminding him that they had a good time, but now he's pooped, another attempt to subtly remind chalmers that he's unwelcome. Seymours is tired, and Chalmers needs to get out. Chalmers calmly ignores him and carries on eating. Poor skinner has no idea what to do at this point, and sarcastically exclaims that his situation is "wonderful", and backs away into the kitchen. He just needs to be alone, even just for a few seconds to try and get his composure back. Unfortunately, little did he know, Chalmers was correct about there being something going on in the kitchen. Seymour sees that the oven has caught fire, and trapped between a rock and a hard place, seems to decide that Chalmer's company is slightly better than trying to be a hero, although he isn't quite thinking logically at the moment. Chalmers is still muttering to himself about something, probably his next plan on how to take advantage of Seymour. Seymour apologises for his rudeness from earlier and sits back down. Chalmers has a look on his face that Seymour is afraid of, it's like the man has frozen and is trying to stare skinner down to intimidate him. Seymour is embarrassed and can only stutter out half sentences. Chalmers continues his passive aggressive behaviour now and begins to tell Seymour that hamburgers need to be called steamed hams. At least, that's what he's always called them, and he really just wants someone else to agree with him. Seymour gives in, agreeing with chalmers, hoping by doing so he appease the man lording it up in his house. Chalmers repeats his statement, as if telling seymour he's serious, he better call them steamed hams... Seymour finally has had enough and tells Chalmers in no uncertain terms that these burgers are an old family recipe and he should respect that, they're skinner burgers! And if Chalmers thinks he's going to get away with calling them steamed hams? "Oh ho ho NO!" Seymour regains some confidence with this sudden outburst. Although the sentence sounded much better in his head, as he realised he only said HALF the words in it. Chalmers tries to change the subject, now content with insulting Seymour's cooking in an attempt to one up him, subtly reminding him of the similarity between his lunch and Krusty burgers. As if that wasn't enough, he takes the chunk he was eating and pushes it back into the burger, and puts the burger back down. Chalmers is trying to say "I won't eat this disgusting burger." Seymour hasn't noticed, he's so anxious right now he's finding it hard to concentrate. Still stuck on the steamed hams thread, he tries to reason with Chalmers saying that steamed hams is.. what was it, not a utica expression, in fact its an an albany expression, hoping Chalmers understands that they shouldn't need to say it here, they're not in Albany! Chalmers apparently comes from Utica, which is quite close to Albany. How could it be an albany expression if he, by being so close in proximity to Albany, has never heard of Steamed hams? Re-ally! The nerve. Seymour concedes, they are both up state new york. He fills the silence with an uncomfortable "Uhhh..." Chalmers presses his advantage asking "What region?" knowing Seymour will fill in the gaps "What region is steamed hams REALLY from?" Seymour jumps ahead "I swear! It IS a regional dialect, YES, I do know what i'm talking about." sadly he doesn't say it with as much confidence as he'd hoped, and he still cant remember what region exactly it comes from... Chalmers ignores this, and once again, convincingly argues "You DO call hamburgers steamed hams." Seymours will has been broken down, he is unable to continue this battle of wits, and finally gives in once again "Thats what I call hamburgers, yes, steamed hams". Catching himself saying it though, he's shocked and upset "Oh no! I said it! I said steamed hams!" Chalmers, never satisfied with his work at attempting to bully Seymour, now compares his burgers to mere cooked seafood. Though his off the wall insult doesn't really hit home as he'd hoped, as Seymour takes away his lunch at last. Seymour can't believe it was THAT easy. Riding from his victory at removing his food from Chalmer's greedy gob, he rubs it in "Well I hope you're ready for these mouthwatering hamburgers" silently telling chalmers he's not getting them as he backs away into the kitchen again. It later transpires that Seymour had to get some fresh air, away from the burning kitchen, he had escaped out the window. Though the social minefield of escaping to a nearby fast food restaurant makes Seymour backwards run in fright back to his house, crawling back through the open window again, there was no way he'd go in the front door with chalmers there. Oddly the fire seems to have died down, perhaps his mother had some sense and had decided to use the fire extinguisher. He phews, relieved that the situation wasn't as bad as it once was. Seymour felt like he'd phewed too soon. Chalmers now enters the kitchen, cornering poor Seymour. Seymour feels he needs to explain the situation to chalmers, because still feels somewhat bullied by him. His head skips ahead to the reason for the smoke, without explaining why. He quickly explains what he meant was the smoke is actually STEAM from the steamed clams that they're making for dinner. Seymour doesn't feel his lie is very convincing, another awkward "ahhh..." Chalmers doesn't believe a word, and calmly asks why the smoke was really coming out of his oven. Seymour really is panicking now, and begins his gibberish. Although in his head he was inviting chalmers away from the oven to do some kind of exercise by the window, unfortunately his words came out the wrong way again, leading to him looking even more embarrassed. He also realises that trying to distract Chalmers by getting him to do some isometric exercises was particularly silly. Chalmers has had enough of this, and screams at Seymour for his incompetence. The program cuts away to an advert because the resultant scene was too emotional for our audience. Tonight, you'll see skinner and his crazy explanations and Chalmers gonna need his medication in... Skinner and superintendent! Unfortunately this channel is not very good as it regularly advertises the programs its already showing. After the break, we see chalmers post tourette episode. Another "Uh!" and he leaves the kitchen. It appears Seymour regained the advantage while we were away, and compliments his own handiwork. He begins to idly think about dinner as he looks out the window, thinking about purchasing fast food, and maybe using it to disguise his own poor cooking from his mother. Unfortunately he had forgotten the oven, and quickly realises his real dinner for tonight, the roast, is ruined! Good thing he had that idea about the fast food. He can't deal with this now though, as he still has to get rid of chalmers! Chalmers seems frightened of Seymour after what had happened in the kitchen, promptly leaving his seat, though even then he's not above stealing some of Seymours wine. Seymour doesn't care and just wants Chalmers out of the house. He hopes Chalmers was prepared for that unforgettable luncheon, because he wont be forgetting it, and even finishes off with a "you're welcome" for the trouble. Chalmers, in a last bid attempt to undermine Seymour, says HE made the lunch interesting, despite Seymours direction of it. Seymour forces Chalmers out once and for all, slamming the door. Chalmers decides to ring the doorbell just to annoy Seymour one last time.
0:40 I lost it here, when Chalmers just sits there showing the hamburger when Skinner walks in, completely stunned. Leaves the viewers in suspense to what he's showing, but then it's just a normal burger. Hilarious!
Viewbob Superintendent: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Directions never take us to where we want, they only feed our obsessions. Chaos makes the world turn, and anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves. For luncheon, I have served grief, deception and self-pity. Hans Zimmer: BWOOOOOOONNNG.
2:24 Skinner panics that his roast is ruined, observes it and realizes an apparition of some kind had put the flame out, causing him to gasp in shock. I don't know, that's the first thing I thought of when I got to that part.
"Localized entirely in your kitchen, in this part of the country, at this time of day, at this time of year... AURORA BOREALIS?!" Best announcement of the aurora boreais ever
Some people have actually been able to have coherent conversations with them, and not quick interactions either. Of course, I only read this in a comment and don't have any proof.
Skinner: Oh no, i said steamed hams **Pics up plate and gets up** Chalmers I thought we where having steamed clams... Skinner: Super intendent i hope you are ready for some mouth watering hamurgers **Leaves**
Chalmers: AURORA BOREALIS! Eh Skinner: Aurora Borealis? *Opens door* Chalmers: *Manages to see the fire through the door* GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
Hearing Agnes Scream, passer by Chalmers walks into Skinner's house. Diluting his alarm, he notes Skinner's cooks well, (steams a ham) and enters the house to Agnes's cry of it being on fire. However checking inside (throwing away safety) , he confirms sturnly to Skinner there IS no fire (at the very moment where they are). Mentally stumbling, Chalmers says "AURORA BOREALIS", Skinner is confused, Chalmers quickly directs him to the kitchen, spying FIRE in the door behind. Knowing he is caught trying to burn his mother to death, Skinner stumbles for an explanation, Chalmers mistakenly comments on the Hamburgers, to which Skinner rolls with to buy time. Chalmers realizes he's playing Cat and Mouse with Seymour. He spits out his "hams" and directly calls Skinner out on his lie. Skinner knows the jig is up, but Chalmers plays his little game, defeated, Skinner retreats with the food to the kitchen. Having disposed of the tainted hams, he returns to cooking his now dead mother. He knows Chalmers can smell the cooking flesh, he agrues the smoke is just Steamed Clams. Chalmers doesn't buy it and presses, Skinner dodges with an exercise maneuver. Thinking back, he realizes SKINNER WANTS TO KILL HIM AND ALL. Skinner goes to burst out the window, but Chalmers is fast to back up, Skinner locks the window. HE HAS HIM. But - Skinner realizes what he has done, his mother is roasting in the oven. He can't go on. He can't go back. Chalmers retreating with a bottle to defend, Skinner mentally breaks down and think's time is happening in REVERSE. Chalmers gets outta there, and Skinner is trapped inside his own madness. Fin.
The house is on fire
*walks back in*
Marty Friedman
#relatable
"No."
The kitchen too
but what if... MY ROAST IS RUINED!
"Oh, eghads!"
"*Gasp*"
(Ice clacking, Footsteps) Nyeh.
I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon
"Hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!"
*Walks out of room with hamburgers*
Mark Ieyer hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers
*Walks out of room with Hamburgers*
Cause you're not getting any
Maybe someone else are supposed to have the burgers.
Mark fucking monikammm
They're not done yet! xD
"Skinner is being a dick to Chalmers." *ding*
'You steam a good ham, but I must say, well Seymour, you are an odd fellow.' I pissed
Legend
'no mother it's just the northern lights'
-The house is on fire!
-No
-May I see it?
Tumbling localised in your kicthen
Ok
memetastic memes fuck you, you just ruined our comments
Juan Pacheco HAHAHA OK........
Your not actually pissed of because that would be childish
Yes !
"Excuse me for one second" sits down at table
One thing I should-
You know-
Eh
Of course
'Scuse me for one second
One thing I sh-
Yy
You call them steamed hams despite the fact that there obviously grilled?
“You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?“
“That's what I call hamburgers.“
The Drunken Coward lol
Skinner please.
You again?!?!
NO! i said steamed hams!
LOGGIZZO I thought we were having steamed clams
Keeping individual sentences forward while reversing everything else really helped this a lot. It kept the dialogue comprehensible which made the time moving backwards feel more uncanny than just listening to words said in reverse.
I'd love to have the ability to say things the way you said them. Like when you are explaining something to someone
no shit.
Captain obvious here, if the video and audio were all in reverse you wouldn't understand anything
'well, seymour, I made it, despite your directions'
*Shuts door in face*
May I see it?
..Yes..
A Proper Cuppa and charmers was looking down at it
A Proper Cuppa 222th like
LOCALIZED *_ENTIRELY_* WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
0:55 Ooollld family recipe HWUEUH
Robert Beauchamp I'M LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS
when you have asthma and havent taken your inhaler for years
Patented Skinner burgers! Oh-hoh no!
0:57
Lmao
His roast fixed itself!! YES!
"Localized entirely in your kitchen, in this part of the country, at this time of day, at this time of year... AURORA BOREALIS?! ...uh!"
"Aurora borealis!"
"GOOD LORD, what is happening in there?"
God, that bit's making me laugh more than it should be.
Timeline of events:
Skinner thumbs up a random guy on the road. Whilst Seymours mother is requesting his help with something, Seymour had promised to help her get out of bed.
The guy notices, then skinner gets second thoughts on encouraging the man.
It turns out its superintendent chalmers. He asks if seymour steams a good ham as he's rather hungry, but also realises he thinks seymour is an odd fellow.
Seymour was also having a conversation at the time with his mother and lets her know that the lights she saw the other day weren't aliens but just the northern lights. He's hoping that by cutting back to his previous conversation, chalmers would leave him alone.
Having schizophrenia, Seymour's mother was paranoid about the aliens, but also begins to hallucinate the house is on fire and can't help but yell about it. Seymour rather coldly ignores her, as he has more pressing matters at hand, like the fact that Superintendent chalmers is rudely inviting himself into his house.
Seymour, shocked at this turn of events says the only thing that he can muster to describe his dismay at the situation - "No." Seymour isn't exactly the most sane person himself, and has crippling social anxiety. What has just happened is an utter nightmare to him.
Chalmers asks if he can see the fire that his mother had screamed about. Seymour realises he is not going to get rid of chalmers that easily, and concedes, in a desperate attempt at social validation. He hadn't banked on the fact that chalmers is also quite mental and has a bad cause of Tourettes. Chalmers gets a sudden episode and begins to angrily shout at seymour about something. Once he realises he let himself get out of hand, he is surprised - "Uh!" is all he can say.
Seymour, in an attempt to divert away from what he just witnessed, asks about Aurora borealis, as he's quite interested in the subject, and chalmers seems to know about it as well. His mother isn't a great person to talk to about the subject, what with her random hallucinations.
Chalmers meanwhile has another brilliant idea and goes back to his rude ways. He tries to distract Seymour by pointing to the kitchen, pretending something is going on. Whilst Seymour is still processing this statement, chalmers promptly sits down and begins helping himself to Seymour's lunch, muttering to himself how he should be allowed to eat SOMETHING. Now Seymour would have an even harder job getting Chalmers out.
Seymour interrupts him reminding him that they had a good time, but now he's pooped, another attempt to subtly remind chalmers that he's unwelcome. Seymours is tired, and Chalmers needs to get out. Chalmers calmly ignores him and carries on eating. Poor skinner has no idea what to do at this point, and sarcastically exclaims that his situation is "wonderful", and backs away into the kitchen. He just needs to be alone, even just for a few seconds to try and get his composure back.
Unfortunately, little did he know, Chalmers was correct about there being something going on in the kitchen. Seymour sees that the oven has caught fire, and trapped between a rock and a hard place, seems to decide that Chalmer's company is slightly better than trying to be a hero, although he isn't quite thinking logically at the moment.
Chalmers is still muttering to himself about something, probably his next plan on how to take advantage of Seymour. Seymour apologises for his rudeness from earlier and sits back down. Chalmers has a look on his face that Seymour is afraid of, it's like the man has frozen and is trying to stare skinner down to intimidate him. Seymour is embarrassed and can only stutter out half sentences.
Chalmers continues his passive aggressive behaviour now and begins to tell Seymour that hamburgers need to be called steamed hams. At least, that's what he's always called them, and he really just wants someone else to agree with him.
Seymour gives in, agreeing with chalmers, hoping by doing so he appease the man lording it up in his house.
Chalmers repeats his statement, as if telling seymour he's serious, he better call them steamed hams...
Seymour finally has had enough and tells Chalmers in no uncertain terms that these burgers are an old family recipe and he should respect that, they're skinner burgers! And if Chalmers thinks he's going to get away with calling them steamed hams? "Oh ho ho NO!" Seymour regains some confidence with this sudden outburst. Although the sentence sounded much better in his head, as he realised he only said HALF the words in it.
Chalmers tries to change the subject, now content with insulting Seymour's cooking in an attempt to one up him, subtly reminding him of the similarity between his lunch and Krusty burgers. As if that wasn't enough, he takes the chunk he was eating and pushes it back into the burger, and puts the burger back down. Chalmers is trying to say "I won't eat this disgusting burger."
Seymour hasn't noticed, he's so anxious right now he's finding it hard to concentrate. Still stuck on the steamed hams thread, he tries to reason with Chalmers saying that steamed hams is.. what was it, not a utica expression, in fact its an an albany expression, hoping Chalmers understands that they shouldn't need to say it here, they're not in Albany!
Chalmers apparently comes from Utica, which is quite close to Albany. How could it be an albany expression if he, by being so close in proximity to Albany, has never heard of Steamed hams? Re-ally! The nerve.
Seymour concedes, they are both up state new york. He fills the silence with an uncomfortable "Uhhh..."
Chalmers presses his advantage asking "What region?" knowing Seymour will fill in the gaps "What region is steamed hams REALLY from?"
Seymour jumps ahead "I swear! It IS a regional dialect, YES, I do know what i'm talking about." sadly he doesn't say it with as much confidence as he'd hoped, and he still cant remember what region exactly it comes from...
Chalmers ignores this, and once again, convincingly argues "You DO call hamburgers steamed hams."
Seymours will has been broken down, he is unable to continue this battle of wits, and finally gives in once again "Thats what I call hamburgers, yes, steamed hams". Catching himself saying it though, he's shocked and upset "Oh no! I said it! I said steamed hams!"
Chalmers, never satisfied with his work at attempting to bully Seymour, now compares his burgers to mere cooked seafood. Though his off the wall insult doesn't really hit home as he'd hoped, as Seymour takes away his lunch at last. Seymour can't believe it was THAT easy. Riding from his victory at removing his food from Chalmer's greedy gob, he rubs it in "Well I hope you're ready for these mouthwatering hamburgers" silently telling chalmers he's not getting them as he backs away into the kitchen again.
It later transpires that Seymour had to get some fresh air, away from the burning kitchen, he had escaped out the window. Though the social minefield of escaping to a nearby fast food restaurant makes Seymour backwards run in fright back to his house, crawling back through the open window again, there was no way he'd go in the front door with chalmers there. Oddly the fire seems to have died down, perhaps his mother had some sense and had decided to use the fire extinguisher. He phews, relieved that the situation wasn't as bad as it once was.
Seymour felt like he'd phewed too soon. Chalmers now enters the kitchen, cornering poor Seymour. Seymour feels he needs to explain the situation to chalmers, because still feels somewhat bullied by him. His head skips ahead to the reason for the smoke, without explaining why. He quickly explains what he meant was the smoke is actually STEAM from the steamed clams that they're making for dinner. Seymour doesn't feel his lie is very convincing, another awkward "ahhh..."
Chalmers doesn't believe a word, and calmly asks why the smoke was really coming out of his oven.
Seymour really is panicking now, and begins his gibberish. Although in his head he was inviting chalmers away from the oven to do some kind of exercise by the window, unfortunately his words came out the wrong way again, leading to him looking even more embarrassed. He also realises that trying to distract Chalmers by getting him to do some isometric exercises was particularly silly.
Chalmers has had enough of this, and screams at Seymour for his incompetence. The program cuts away to an advert because the resultant scene was too emotional for our audience.
Tonight, you'll see skinner and his crazy explanations and Chalmers gonna need his medication in... Skinner and superintendent! Unfortunately this channel is not very good as it regularly advertises the programs its already showing.
After the break, we see chalmers post tourette episode. Another "Uh!" and he leaves the kitchen. It appears Seymour regained the advantage while we were away, and compliments his own handiwork. He begins to idly think about dinner as he looks out the window, thinking about purchasing fast food, and maybe using it to disguise his own poor cooking from his mother.
Unfortunately he had forgotten the oven, and quickly realises his real dinner for tonight, the roast, is ruined! Good thing he had that idea about the fast food. He can't deal with this now though, as he still has to get rid of chalmers!
Chalmers seems frightened of Seymour after what had happened in the kitchen, promptly leaving his seat, though even then he's not above stealing some of Seymours wine. Seymour doesn't care and just wants Chalmers out of the house. He hopes Chalmers was prepared for that unforgettable luncheon, because he wont be forgetting it, and even finishes off with a "you're welcome" for the trouble.
Chalmers, in a last bid attempt to undermine Seymour, says HE made the lunch interesting, despite Seymours direction of it.
Seymour forces Chalmers out once and for all, slamming the door. Chalmers decides to ring the doorbell just to annoy Seymour one last time.
Xasurak I was bored
This is proof that god exists
I Will not Watch It the same way
DeAD
Neat We need to make this into a quentin tarantino inspired movie.
"I hope you're ready for some mouth watering hamburgers"
*Leaves with the steamed hams*
Sgtcrazyeyes You called them steamed hams despite the fact that they're obviously grilled.
Tani Oh yes
0:40 I lost it here, when Chalmers just sits there showing the hamburger when Skinner walks in, completely stunned. Leaves the viewers in suspense to what he's showing, but then it's just a normal burger. Hilarious!
steamed hams but directed by david lynch
David Lynch is my spirit animal
It’s like scrolling back up through a chat log.
*Sees that house is on fire*
*Walks back in*
Chalmers is a true hero...
I like how Chalmers just immediately shows Seymour the inside of the burger and Seymour is just completely speechless
Super Intendant I hope youre ready for Hamburgers! (takes them back into the kitchen)
The Simpsons as directed by Christopher Nolan
Viewbob
Superintendent: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner: Directions never take us to where we want, they only feed our obsessions. Chaos makes the world turn, and anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves. For luncheon, I have served grief, deception and self-pity.
Hans Zimmer: BWOOOOOOONNNG.
Don't believe Skinner's lies
Seymour skinception
"I would disquise fast food as my own cooking."
"But what if.."
"Oh god my roast is ruined!"
*Karma*
YOU HAD ONE CHANCE
AND YOU BLEW IT
You edited the comment but still left disguise as disquise somehow
@@tetras1747 shows how daft the person is due to the fact that the person cannot spell properly
I myself I never have problems with spelling
*yawn* Well, that was wonderful!
*walks into the door to hell*
I died at this moment :'D
That was my 1st Favorite Part of the video too! XD
“Excuse me for one second” Walks into the room and sits down
"The house is on fire!"
"No"
"May I see it?"
Yes!
Localized entirely within your kitchen!
2:24 Skinner panics that his roast is ruined, observes it and realizes an apparition of some kind had put the flame out, causing him to gasp in shock. I don't know, that's the first thing I thought of when I got to that part.
'why is there smoke coming from your oven, Seymour?
*care to join me?*
"Yes, and you call them Steamed Hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled"
"Yes!"
Old family recipe! Patented Skinner Burgers! Ohohohoho nooooo!
Seymour! The house is on fire!
(Gently walks in)
"Well, Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions..."
*Skinner shuts the door in his face; Chalmers stands there ringing the doorbell*
Bart is obivously playing around with that magical stopwatch again
They're only stopping time, not reversing it.
Maybe it's just Brian ruins Stewie's time machine again.
@@postironichno_innit your forgeting at the end he turned homer into a viking
(Time travel)
Or it could be homers magic toaster
"Why is your oven on fire?"
"Care to join me?"
0:42 when i'm trying to start a conversation at dinner
"But what if...my roast was ruin? Oh, egads!"
00:37 Skinner enters the pits of hell
Logan Frederick XD
"No"
"May I see it?"
"YEs"
XD
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
had better back on in
Oh ye gods! *Fire goes out*
He knows which gods to pray to, obviously
When you pray to a god and something actually happens
Suprised -Pikachu- Seymour
@@hugoguh1*surprised Pikachu face*
that reversed doorbell, perfectly eerie
*Walks into a blatantly on fire room*
That is so much funnier than the flames not being seen until he walks out
Skinner reverses time to fix the unforgettable luncheon, but didn't realise how painful, slow and weird it would end up being during the reversal.
It's funny how Skinner excuses to Chalmers and sits at his own table and starts to stutter.
-You steam a good ham.
-But I must say,
-Well Seymour you are an odd fellow.
"Well Seymour I made it, despite your directions"
*Closes door in Chalmers' face*
In this universe Skinner is an alpha male who doesn't take any shit.
His directions were backwards.
"The house is on fire!"
They both, proceed to enter the house.
That's how depression looks like.
Too much work went into this and I love it
No…. May I see it?… Yes
Memento (2000)
"Localized entirely in your kitchen, in this part of the country, at this time of day, at this time of year... AURORA BOREALIS?!"
Best announcement of the aurora boreais ever
This is like playing Oblivion and watching two NPC's have a conversation.
0:55 "steamed hams... forced" "ooooooold family recipe *wehweh* ".
"Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions"
*slams the door shut*
2:25 it was at this moment, skinner realized he had supercooled breath that can put out fire
Slammed the door in superintendent Chalmers face! Made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
Skinner does not slam the door,he closes it politely
0:49
You Call Them Steamed Hams Despite The Fact They are Grilled
.......
*YES*
Seymour Skinner Bites the Dust
"Aurora Borealis" 's third bomb, "Bites the Steam Hams"!
Zach Smith underrated as fuck comment holy shit
This feels like a conversation you’d have in TF2 with nothing but the voice command menus
Some people have actually been able to have coherent conversations with them, and not quick interactions either. Of course, I only read this in a comment and don't have any proof.
“Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?”
“Care to join me?”
0:53
steamed ham
F O R C E
I remember noticing how that turned out when I was editing it, I'm glad that other people saw that accidental gem!
Oooold family recipe! *hits inhaler*
0:57 sounds like he's wheezing
Shaw, superintendent chalmers, welcome.
*closes window and puts on apron*
Delightfully devilish, Seymour
"May I see it?"
"Yes!"
Oblivion NPC in a nutshell
I like to imagine this is just a fight between psychics that can predict what each other are about to say
Every time I find a new steamed hams gem
“You call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.”
“Yes!”
Chalmers spat up the bite of burger back into the bun
"You steam a good ham..."
"But I must say..."
_"Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow."_
-I think Chalmers was right.
"That was wonderful"
*goes back into Oblivion*
0:57 not even skinner can be serious
Skinner: Oh no, i said steamed hams
**Pics up plate and gets up**
Chalmers I thought we where having steamed clams...
Skinner: Super intendent i hope you are ready for some mouth watering hamurgers
**Leaves**
Get your grammar correct
It's spelt picks
SEYMOUR!
Whats even better is the voice arent reversed
What the hell!! He looks like he’s giving him the finger. 0:01
“Steamed Hams Force”
Chalmers, 2018
0:38 the way he just walks into the fire
1:33 I like the music
“I hope your prepared for mouth watering hamburgers” *leaves the room*
Steamed Hams [Bites the Dust Ver.]
JustinJKJ it's that a motherfucking JoJo reference?
It's actually closer to Gold Experience Requiem but whatever
-may I see it
-yes
Super-Intendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers! *LEAVES THE ROOM AND RETURNS THE HAMBURGERS*
This is what adults sounded like around the dinner table when I was a kid.
"SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
*Seymour and Chalmers go back inside happily*
0:41
"'cuse me for one second" *takes a seat* uhm... I should mention.... Ya see.... Uh....
Steamed hams but everyone predicts the future
May I see it?
Yes.
“ *THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!* ” *walks into house*
Chalmers: AURORA BOREALIS! Eh
Skinner: Aurora Borealis? *Opens door*
Chalmers: *Manages to see the fire through the door* GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
*Sprints backwards insanely fast*
“Phew”
this is much better than what i expected lol
"THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
(walks back in the house)
0:54 My favorite TV show.
_Steamed Hams Force._
"Yeah, so you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they're obviously grilled."
"Yes!"
"Yes, I should be..."
*sits down to eat*
Hearing Agnes Scream, passer by Chalmers walks into Skinner's house. Diluting his alarm, he notes Skinner's cooks well, (steams a ham) and enters the house to Agnes's cry of it being on fire. However checking inside (throwing away safety) , he confirms sturnly to Skinner there IS no fire (at the very moment where they are). Mentally stumbling, Chalmers says "AURORA BOREALIS", Skinner is confused, Chalmers quickly directs him to the kitchen, spying FIRE in the door behind. Knowing he is caught trying to burn his mother to death, Skinner stumbles for an explanation, Chalmers mistakenly comments on the Hamburgers, to which Skinner rolls with to buy time. Chalmers realizes he's playing Cat and Mouse with Seymour. He spits out his "hams" and directly calls Skinner out on his lie. Skinner knows the jig is up, but Chalmers plays his little game, defeated, Skinner retreats with the food to the kitchen. Having disposed of the tainted hams, he returns to cooking his now dead mother. He knows Chalmers can smell the cooking flesh, he agrues the smoke is just Steamed Clams. Chalmers doesn't buy it and presses, Skinner dodges with an exercise maneuver. Thinking back, he realizes SKINNER WANTS TO KILL HIM AND ALL. Skinner goes to burst out the window, but Chalmers is fast to back up, Skinner locks the window. HE HAS HIM. But - Skinner realizes what he has done, his mother is roasting in the oven. He can't go on. He can't go back. Chalmers retreating with a bottle to defend, Skinner mentally breaks down and think's time is happening in REVERSE.
Chalmers gets outta there, and Skinner is trapped inside his own madness.
Fin.
"Scuse me for one second." *sits down*
Was this directed by Quentin Tarantino?
Good one =)
Steamed Hams except that it has Dyslexia
More like Christopher Nolan
0:26
Chalmers: Aurora borealis!!
Skinner, being very confused: ...Aurora borealis?