I always have intrusive thoughts about some psycho killing me when I take the trash out, but it always ends up being normal shit like a wild/stray animal or a car coming down the alley. Still a lil scary, but sometimes... in the cold of the night, the grandma nextdoor will catch me. Trapping me in the social obligation of "small talk" while her unfeeling, unfreezing body resists the cold, while I in my t-shirt and shorts steal glances at my house imagining the warmth and wishing that the trash trip had been faster. It could be made easier, could dress warmer, could be mean to the grandma, but the lesson is never learned. Every trash trek a chance to encounter what feels like eternal torment. That's real horror.
I felt joy for a spit second when I saw that a trailer for a Metal gear solid 3 remake dropped. And a single tear cascaded down my cheek as I look at the day.
Tamto literally putting every social encounter I’ve had in my life into words in intro… Highly stressful situation like do you leave the garbage where you stand and run inside or would it be better to eliminate the threat of conversation using the garbage before a tactical retreat? Important details!
Streamer gets trapped in another dimension by an eldritch demon by the name of BrettUltimus and his friend Kyle and is forced to experience endless amounts of infinitely repeating deadly car crashes.
I always have intrusive thoughts about some psycho killing me when I take the trash out, but it always ends up being normal shit like a wild/stray animal or a car coming down the alley. Still a lil scary, but sometimes... in the cold of the night, the grandma nextdoor will catch me. Trapping me in the social obligation of "small talk" while her unfeeling, unfreezing body resists the cold, while I in my t-shirt and shorts steal glances at my house imagining the warmth and wishing that the trash trip had been faster. It could be made easier, could dress warmer, could be mean to the grandma, but the lesson is never learned. Every trash trek a chance to encounter what feels like eternal torment. That's real horror.
give the granny the people's elbow, simple
@@nananamamana3591 few people know this trick
Push the grandma into oncoming traffic and sprint into the warm embrace of your home.
what? this sounds like a shitpost
My favorite part was when tomato accidentally paid the real life price for printer paper.
$300, Better be the greatest paper ever!
@@TheSareus he just bought 20 lbs of paper
what kind of fucking printer paper are you using?
The sound design makes it seem like the town has the amazon rainforest sitting in the middle of their highway.
I love his small child voice, it’s the very essence of pathetic.
dude shut up dude!
I felt joy for a spit second when I saw that a trailer for a Metal gear solid 3 remake dropped. And a single tear cascaded down my cheek as I look at the day.
I too despise the task of taking out the trash only to be bombarded by people wanting to make small talk with me
manufactured in the depths of the pit, we hand the red lord the magic silver slab
oh
@@BakedBanana oh
Tomato, mild gluten Deutan gaming. The man who doesnt know what seeing red means!
**SPOILER ALERT**
I'm honestly surprised the serial killer wasn't the guy you took the last milk from 😂😂
I love the references to other streams. “I’ll give you $12”
Ah yes, another fine vintage.
Im a little hurt, I know the key for Beethoven's Symphony because its in the name, not because I obsess over classical music.
i love the fact that he paid 300$ for printing paper that's worth 2.99$
Shame Tamto didn't get the answer to the Door problem, it's actually interesting.
*Brett:* In the year 1887 the capital of *"BIG SPIKE!"* Classic.
Tamto literally putting every social encounter I’ve had in my life into words in intro… Highly stressful situation like do you leave the garbage where you stand and run inside or would it be better to eliminate the threat of conversation using the garbage before a tactical retreat? Important details!
time stamp?
52:23
Just build a catapult and launch it over
@@-DYNAMAX- cheers, it was very on point xD
Yeah I hate it when the old nostalgia starts acting up.🤔 Our apartment leaves a lot to be desired.
that baby be speaking in gen z
Streamer gets trapped in another dimension by an eldritch demon by the name of BrettUltimus and his friend Kyle and is forced to experience endless amounts of infinitely repeating deadly car crashes.
another glorious vod m'lord
That's fucked. Massive thunderclap hit right when it started raining in game.
Did the vod get cut off on accident or on purpose?
Probably on purpose since the game he played disappointed him.
@@ffasdfas927 Yeah just watched the twitch vod
Didn't Tomato play Earl's Day Off already? I'm almost certain he did but I can't find the VOD with it, I feel like I'm going insane
"What is the problem with the french."
What ISNT the problem with the french?
1:09:00 best reference
Never mind sewer burger was the best reference 🙌
oh.
oh
:O oh
Gamers: Graphics make or break games.
True Gamers: Hold my soda.
1:18:30 What was used to create that voice?
Yay!!! Its Tomato..time for more trashy games and verbal abuse..
Lmao damn 2.99 printer that's unfortunate he paid $300
Of course it has to be my name ;-;
Dam his name really Ruben?
MINMO! :D
Minmo stream :3
My eyes would play tricks on me in the dark outside worst shit ever
this is so dsad
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember love your booti ( Y )
lopw iq
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