How it works - Agilent 6495C triple quadrupole LC/MS
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- The Agilent 6495C LC/TQ provides ultimate sensitivity without compromising reliability. Take a closer look at how this revolutionary LC/TQ system works to deliver accurate results for your most demanding applications. explore.agilen...
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This came up as an advert for me as well and it missed the mark. I will say the ad was interesting and well put together that I sat and watched the whole thing. If I am ever in the market for a MS machine for my home I will definitely think of you guys first.
The jargon caught me off guard. I was like WTF is playing, and walked back to my laptop to see. Watched the entire AD.
I thought this was part of one of my Star Trek lore ASMR channels
😂
I came here to say exactly that.
I just bought 4 different mass spec units from them recently. Nothing but praise for everyone from sales, support, post-sales applications, and onboarding support.
I was so flabbergasted by this ad that I watched the whole thing trying to figure out what it was. I'm not a scientist
MS means Mass Spectrometer. It will take a sample and help you figure out what it's made of chemically. Yes, I'm dumbing this down quite a bit, but that's the essence of it.
They're selling multiple sclerosis
Also if you want it it’s about 500k and everything has the Agilent TAX I use one for pesticides in flower it’s an honor to work with all the engineers and consultants from them.
The jargon in this ad struck me as what it would be like for the Pilgrims to be shown ads for any of today's technology.
I also wonder if the announcer has even the slightest understanding of what he's saying.
this guy's voice is like butter
I got an advert Agilent 6495C triple quadrupole LC/MS. The UA-cam algorithm has never missed the mark this badly before. I'm not even sure what this machine does. I thought this information might be interesting to the marketing department 😬.
It came up while watching a Steady Crafting video. Da crafsman. In the woods of Hattiesburg Ms...with his toys. So bizarre....
The new Ion-ProtoEncabulator from Rockwell
I honestly can’t tell if Agilent is joking or not. Well done.
Do you know of the comedy skit this resembles? I cant remember it.... this was a knee slapper tho, and ad a bonus its a real and cool thing. Nevermind thats the one.... retro encabulator.
Great video, but I want to learn more about the semi malleable logarithmic coatings and alignment function of the spurving bearings.
I went into the ad debug info JUST SO I COULD COME HERE AND SAY THAT. And you beat me to it. Good work :P
Very nice informative video clips
Looks like Agilent took over Retro Encabulator development from Rockwell.
This is real. The retro encabulator is not.
@@viscountalpha thanks captain obvious
Nice video
very wonderfull work...
That’s fucking badass
Interesting. Though I'm sure many of you are wondering the same thing I am. Does the thera-magnetic destabilization matrix, as pertaining to the triolic bubble generator, replace the revolving rubidium actuator? Because let's be honest folks, when it comes to berylium quantum shift analysis, the field variance in the front antigravity propeller bracket hinges upon that calibration. The last thing I need in my life is a temporal anomaly in the molecular neogenic emergency propulsion dilithium delta-wave portal assembly. Amirite?
lol
Bro says "quads" like he's the narrator of life 2:00
Goooood
I bet the ink cartridges cost a fortune.
I think we have a classic here. I sent it to two friends just now....ASMR HOODOO.
No, the sample diute is cheap. The expensive part is the machine and the techs required to make it work.
I want one. But what is it?
Does it handle side fumbling?
Yes. The second mass filter would handle any of that as needed.
Sorry to be pedantic, but side fumbling is to be prevented, not 'handled'. (Once generated, it will always interfere with the sinusoidal stator.) Since Agilent conspicuously avoided mentioning it, you can be sure the 6495C does not prevent side fumbling, and long term girdle-spring performance will suffer as a consequence.
Why does this have so many views? But its great marketing in this case
I understood all of that. Now how do you just make a black coffee?
I'm almost proud that I understood all that. Almost. A little bit ashamed.
sciex for life
que rayos es esta maquina?
Es una "máquina" para separar compuestos químicos de un líquido, denominada cromatografía líquida.
What does it do?
It's a machine that separates chemical compounds of a liquid substance, it's called liquid chromtography
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*SCIENCE STUFF*
If you took instrumental analysis or forensic mass spec you should be able to understand about 50%. If you have actually done anything besides push start on a worklist for a few years, you should definitely be able to understand the rest. If its not your life, and you dont understand this crap, who cares?! Coupled to a 1260 quat pump this thing pushes $800K. If youre not in the market for one, keep moving and stick to TikToks of boobies.
How much does this machine cost? What does it do in dumb man words?
This ad sounds like the Rockwell Retro Encabulator with is non stop tech jargon.... except this baby is real. I think?
Wat
Science stuff. It's a machine that separates chemical compounds of a liquid substance, it's called liquid chromtography
@@oscard4801 it doesn't seperate them, it measures the quantities of compunds based on refractivity of identified ions within normal ranges.... i think.
this is the most confusing rech jargon ive ever heard. i recomend you listen before you watch and try to figure out what the hell is going on.
It sounds like an SNL skit where they're making fun of tech jargon or something. Was an interesting AD none the less.
@@ChunkyMonkaayyy that's exactly what i thought. like a parody.
this is the comment section Harvard recruits from
I have no clue what the fhaaak is going on