Mine is going to be the line before the that. Then again, allowing your kid say "Don't ever fucking do that again" would probably not be proper parenting. 😂
This was legitimately hilarious. Like, not just 'funny' because of winks and nods to insider wrestling stuff, but honestly generally funny. WELL DONE!!! Also, how is an orange monster the true voice of reason in the wrestling commentary space? 🤣
Damn you Marvin Monster! I’m recovering from a cough and I was laughing and coughing and couldn’t breathe when I heard Conrad Thompson’s ad reads! It was so funny it took 10 minutes to catch my breath
Hey guys, I’m the one that does the Corny art. Love your aewneckbeard account and the UA-cam show. Keep up the fun stuff!!!! We just need Meltzer with his tongue out lol
@ToonWrestling man, hopefully Mr. Heckel sends this to Jim or Brian and one of them likes it enough to mention on one of the shows or even plays one of your songs at the end(one of them is definitely a Sesame Street fan, guessing by their ages I think it's Brian) you're gonna get like 10k new subscriber's over night! Keeping my fingers crossed, cause this channel deserves to blow up!
@@ToonWrestling I just found you guys (I was on the cult of Cornette fan page and mentioned how I loved the aew neckbeard account and someone told me to check out the show) but you know what. Your show is good, so tell everyone I took inspiration from it! Actually, at this moment, I’m doing corny art at Chick Fil a listening to the ruined and resurrected Clip you all did lol
Another great video!!! I can’t believe it!!! WOOOO!!! Liquor Flair styling and profiling with bottles of jack and Petron in each hand lmao. I was laughing so loud my wife woke up lol. She doesn’t need her sleep lmao jk. Also, trip made a valid point. Conrad is supposed to be ad free shows and every five seconds seems like an ad. Even when I catch 83 weeks on you tube I have to watch the clips instead of the whole show because of his rambling about his mortgage company or bleu chew lol
Holy shit, my main Monster, great show this week! I usually try to offer some constructive criticism or ideas but I got nothing this week because you've really hit your stride with the comedy. I did learn that I need to quit watching this show late at night because I laugh so loud it wakes up my lady, so fair warning to the new listeners!
Agreed. Having to explain to my husband why I'm laughing hysterically gets tricky. "Uhhh well. There is this UA-cam channel where a guy has a puppet and...It's wrestling shit. You won't understand why it's funny."
Shawn, the cheese worked again! 😉😂🤣 Also, that whole bit with the promo codes, yeah, they were oddly specific. 😂🤣 Anyways, today got away from me, so most of the videos had to pushed for later tonight. However, still enjoyed this. Thank you for this.
This may have been my favorite episode yet! Can't wait until next week for some drunk Flair lol. HHH slays me so much and Toony Kahn and the FBI was hilarious.
They are horrible company, the head of company completely blasted anyone who didn't 100% comply with the "Covid law" attacking them. That was enough for me to say bye bye, which is a shame I do enjoy Jules and Simon Miller but I won't watch that show anymore.
5:43 - AEWHatCulture is the absolute WORST Same w/ Wrestling With Regret They pass themselves off as "positive", but ONLY when it benefits their narrative. Nobody who works for either channel has any credibility
Wrestling with regret was a letdown for me. I enjoyed the old school ppv reviews but that punk video was extremely biased. He made it seem like it was all his fault.
I saw someone on the Jim Cornette Reddit throw out the idea that the whole Kenny Omega, videogame stream comments, are a work. And then a few days ago Dave said a similar thing when Kenny criticized his rating system. But that doesn't make a lot more sense. Why would Kenny talk about Rossy, CM Punk, or Roman? But more importantly, why talk about AEW's mistakes, if he's supposed to be saving AEW from The Elite?
"Fans buying tickets just to not show up and make AEW look bad" is right up with "The moon landing was faked" as some of the DUMBEST words ever put together to form a sentence.
"Shawn! Shawn! The cheese worked!" 😂 Must be a Wisconsin native. It is some serious talent when you can make TK and Triple H puppets and make them more entertaining than the actual people themselves.
I absolutely loved the excuse that Dynamite drawing a small Crowd in Edmonton was because people were going to watch the Oilers Game a couple hours later. If that's the case explain the other weeks in other Cities. Bring back Triple H already. That Conrad bit made my stomach hurt with laughter.
I can't wait until someone tries to sue you for using one of their characters. Then you get the pleasure of writing them off of youtube with an injury angle.😂😂😂
"Chat me up about that. Why don't you like the ad reads and since you don't, I suppose you also like seeing homeless orphans because rumor and innuendo says the grand dragon of the klan is giving away tickets to WWE house shows in an effort to thwart AEWs chances at beating HHH, but you wouldn't know anything about that, huh?" "Sir, I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just trying to get your breakfast order" "Oh, I'll take everything with a diet Coke. And speaking of coke, AEW is running their annual..." "That weird fat guy is doing it again. Why does he always show up on my shift..."
The thing that gets me about the wrestlincel media is looking at the Skye Blue coverage. If she is in an article/video, they will almost always pick shots of her shorts. Quite accidentally I'm sure. Then AEW features storylines that seem to be diminishing lesbian relationships as just something for men to watch, and they'll say bugger all. Then when a fan turns up an event who they and AEW have been catering to, they get outraged? Not to mention how keen they generally were to run any pictures of Mandy Rose that they could... I get that how attractive a wrestler is has been used since forever, but there are smart ways to do it. Rick Rude for example antagonised the crowd by being more attractive than them, and it feels like Tiffany Stratton has a bit of that in her gimmick. We don't need new versions of Vince trying to peep on Alexa Bliss in the shower
The Conrad bit was amazing. "Folks, are you worried about the bank stealing your house away? Why not let me take it instead?" 🤣🤣🤣
“Oh that’s terrible….whelp gents, how’s your boner doing?”
Conrad is such a snake oil salesman. He also has a huge gravitational pull as a planet.
The sympathy ball bleeding was even funnier.
Ha.
@@d3ath8ybac0n4 He's the actual worst
All of Conrad's mannerisms + Trip's mouth constantly hanging open as Conrad yammers = PURE GOLD
"Don't you ever fucking do that again!"
"SORRY SIR!!"
This exchange slayed me WAY more than it should've
The adverts had me CRYING in laughter.
“The FUCK?!”
😂
That fucking Conrad bit had me dying. Sack Shredder. I nearly pissed myself.
The Paisanos incident leading to a Ric Flair puppet is everything I wanted from that nonsense and more. Huge Pop!!!
Tooney doing the Trips thing fucking killed me lmfaooo 😂
THAT CONRAD PART WAS THE FUNNIEST S**T I HAVE HEARD IN YEARS 😂😂
I am in awe. Just....awe.
@@imfreviews I read that in Smelltzer's voice! I am in Awwwwwweeeeee.....
The random uncomfortable ads on Conrad podcast was hilarious. Eric is the only reason I can deal with that podcast.
The Conrad Thompson bit was exact 100 percent true.
No it’s not because Conrad didn’t say “BUT MELTZER SAID!”
“Are you worried about the bank stealing your house away? Why not let me do it instead? It’s not about…” SUCH a great line. 🤣🤣🤣
If this allows Puppet H to have his own channel, I'm all for it. I support dunna dut, dunna dut...HIM
Trip's reactions were priceless on his 'new' show. Love the Howard Stern reference with the "Rod Stiffington" ad for the Conrad/Trip show.
Ah glad someone caught that!
@@ToonWrestling I Would Love To See A CM Punk Puppet That Would Be Awesome.
Thanks. You made my son and I laugh so hard. We now have added "Sorry, sir" to our lexicon.
Thanks Colin!! That makes me happy to hear!
Mine is going to be the line before the that. Then again, allowing your kid say "Don't ever fucking do that again" would probably not be proper parenting. 😂
When Puppet H was asking who would take the PWI seriously, I said here come Tooney Khan and the music started lol
Puppet H 😂😂😂
@@issacharbryant6606 To be fair, I was a fan of WWE Are You Serious and I always loved Puppet H and his games and this Triple H reminds me of Puppet H
Conrad: “Chat me up…” 🤣🤣🤣
Rumor & innuendo says there's a lot to unpack here.
"YOUREALIAR!"
The Conrad Thompson bit oh man 😅🤪
This was legitimately hilarious. Like, not just 'funny' because of winks and nods to insider wrestling stuff, but honestly generally funny. WELL DONE!!!
Also, how is an orange monster the true voice of reason in the wrestling commentary space? 🤣
Voice of reason is always what I was going for. I just want people to stop taking everything so seriously and look at things realistically.
@@ToonWrestling Amen, Brother! ❤
So tripp found out the grass isn't always greenier on the other side. 🤣🤣🤣
I got cheese out of it though
Trips never should have went to Consad's pissant podcast.
Ha.
@@ToonWrestling Did you get the Gorgonzola wheel???
Your creations and voices deliver the news in a more entertaining and original way. This is worth waiting for. Thank you.
That white sock guy 😂😂😂
Damn you Marvin Monster! I’m recovering from a cough and I was laughing and coughing and couldn’t breathe when I heard Conrad Thompson’s ad reads! It was so funny it took 10 minutes to catch my breath
I definitely don’t want you choking to death sir.
🎶Its all about the cheese, and how you age it. I am the Fromager, you don't want to play me🎶
"eat me"
@@jordan89124Nice. You'll have co writing credit
Hey guys, I’m the one that does the Corny art. Love your aewneckbeard account and the UA-cam show.
Keep up the fun stuff!!!!
We just need Meltzer with his tongue out lol
Hey man! Huge fan of your work! Your thumbnails are a highlight of my day! Hit me up on Twitter anytime!
@ToonWrestling man, hopefully Mr. Heckel sends this to Jim or Brian and one of them likes it enough to mention on one of the shows or even plays one of your songs at the end(one of them is definitely a Sesame Street fan, guessing by their ages I think it's Brian) you're gonna get like 10k new subscriber's over night!
Keeping my fingers crossed, cause this channel deserves to blow up!
@@ToonWrestling keep up the fun stuff. It’s going to give me something to do when doing the art!
@@travisheckel3788 when you did that puppet Tony Khan thumbnail was that an homage to Tooney? I didn’t think it was but now that I know you watch lol
@@ToonWrestling I just found you guys (I was on the cult of Cornette fan page and mentioned how I loved the aew neckbeard account and someone told me to check out the show) but you know what. Your show is good, so tell everyone I took inspiration from it!
Actually, at this moment, I’m doing corny art at Chick Fil a listening to the ruined and resurrected Clip you all did lol
Ok the Conrad bits had a knee buckle on me. It was like Alex Jones meets the Pro Show fake commercials. Too perfect 😂😂😂😂
"Just use code TripleHWhosRealNameIsPaulLeveque" LOL I'm fucking DYING!
Don't you ever f#%kin do that again
Taking a jab at WhatCulture AND Wrestling With Wregret in the same sentence? You got some grapefruits on you, Marv. Respect.
The Conrad bit. *chef's kiss*
Please name the new character "Liquor Store Flair"... LOL
Best part of my week! Keep the awesome content coming!
Omega is clearly working everyone.
But, I love the ol marble mouth Meltzer bashing by Kenny.
Ha.
The Conrad bit made me LITERALLY lol. 😂
I'm dying laughing at the conrad stupid adverts lmao
Trips new co lab with Conrad had me laughing til I cried.
(3:39)
TK touching his nose right at the songline, ".. and he might be on drugs."
Wonder if that signifies anything. 🤔🤔
This is the best head lock headlines yet and that says a lot!!! This channel is so fucking good
The Conrad bit was tremendous. The voice was also on point.
That was absolutely perfect and accurate Conrad.
Please do more bits like the one with Conrad, that was great 😂
Another great video!!! I can’t believe it!!! WOOOO!!! Liquor Flair styling and profiling with bottles of jack and Petron in each hand lmao.
I was laughing so loud my wife woke up lol. She doesn’t need her sleep lmao jk.
Also, trip made a valid point. Conrad is supposed to be ad free shows and every five seconds seems like an ad. Even when I catch 83 weeks on you tube I have to watch the clips instead of the whole show because of his rambling about his mortgage company or bleu chew lol
Apologies to your wife!
Awesome video Marv 😂
Can't wait for The Nature Puppet!
Conrad's fake outburst at the end is the best
Holy shit, my main Monster, great show this week! I usually try to offer some constructive criticism or ideas but I got nothing this week because you've really hit your stride with the comedy. I did learn that I need to quit watching this show late at night because I laugh so loud it wakes up my lady, so fair warning to the new listeners!
Agreed. Having to explain to my husband why I'm laughing hysterically gets tricky.
"Uhhh well. There is this UA-cam channel where a guy has a puppet and...It's wrestling shit. You won't understand why it's funny."
Amazing work again! Just gets better
Those Conrad ads! 🤣🤣🤣
Shawn, the cheese worked again! 😉😂🤣 Also, that whole bit with the promo codes, yeah, they were oddly specific. 😂🤣 Anyways, today got away from me, so most of the videos had to pushed for later tonight. However, still enjoyed this. Thank you for this.
The Conrad bit was f’n amazing, couldn’t stop laughing. That said, your Ric sounds more like Dusty, imo.
This is the best episode yet. 5.25 Stars
This may have been my favorite episode yet! Can't wait until next week for some drunk Flair lol. HHH slays me so much and Toony Kahn and the FBI was hilarious.
Flair will probably be in two weeks
Ahh been waiting on this! Great stuff as always! Good luck with the second channel! 👍
This episode was great! That Conrad bit was hilarious.
Yep! What culture is annoying AF
They are horrible company, the head of company completely blasted anyone who didn't 100% comply with the "Covid law" attacking them. That was enough for me to say bye bye, which is a shame I do enjoy Jules and Simon Miller but I won't watch that show anymore.
I can’t believe that there’s still people out there who’s still listening to the nonsense of Dave Meltzer and still thinks that he’s got credibility
12:08 "Can we stop talking about my ex for a second please?"
It's the little gags 😂
I’m so glad you caught that
Yes! A Ric Flair puppet incoming!
5:43 - AEWHatCulture is the absolute WORST
Same w/ Wrestling With Regret
They pass themselves off as "positive", but ONLY when it benefits their narrative. Nobody who works for either channel has any credibility
Wrestling with regret was a letdown for me. I enjoyed the old school ppv reviews but that punk video was extremely biased. He made it seem like it was all his fault.
I saw someone on the Jim Cornette Reddit throw out the idea that the whole Kenny Omega, videogame stream comments, are a work. And then a few days ago Dave said a similar thing when Kenny criticized his rating system.
But that doesn't make a lot more sense. Why would Kenny talk about Rossy, CM Punk, or Roman? But more importantly, why talk about AEW's mistakes, if he's supposed to be saving AEW from The Elite?
Now I am thinking of Conrad wearing a WWE momo
18:00 was fucking hilarious 🤣
The Conrad Thompson segment was amazing
"Fans buying tickets just to not show up and make AEW look bad" is right up with "The moon landing was faked" as some of the DUMBEST words ever put together to form a sentence.
The moon landing was faked. I could see Marvin pulling the strings on the "astronauts" to make them moon walk. It was very convincing muppet work.
Nah bro, the moon landing has some kind of proof as to why you could believe it was faked, whatever meltzer spews are plain lies.
You think the moon is real?
@davidkelling159 Yes, actually I do. And aren't you the special one for asking. Bless your heart.
@@davidkelling159 Do you not look up at the sky at night?
Another marvelous episode of the Headlock Headlines! 👏👏👏
Just another person to tell you the Conrad bit was perfect.
It takes time for u to make videos i understand. Hopefully doesnt hurt u. Love this channel. Wish success
I'm an AEW fan, and i highly enjoy these shows. It's incredibly well done, and the humor is refreshing. The Conrad bit left my ribs sore 😂
The conrad thompson bit was hilarious
Suddenly I am wondering if a Conrad puppet would come out 😂
It's not. This was a one and done gag lol
omg the conrad voice was great
That Conrad bit had me dying laughing. Another phenomenal episode keep up the awesome work.
"Shawn! Shawn! The cheese worked!" 😂 Must be a Wisconsin native.
It is some serious talent when you can make TK and Triple H puppets and make them more entertaining than the actual people themselves.
The Conrad bit was better than I ever could have hoped for.
Loved the way the O's look on the WOOOOO!
Its funny how conrad has ad in it. Keep up the good work marvin. 👍
I absolutely loved the excuse that Dynamite drawing a small Crowd in Edmonton was because people were going to watch the Oilers Game a couple hours later. If that's the case explain the other weeks in other Cities.
Bring back Triple H already. That Conrad bit made my stomach hurt with laughter.
Is it wrong that I want a Conrad puppet now?
I cant wait to see ric drunk puppet flair do the helicopter for tooney khan 😂😂😂
Then offer Tooney some WOO! Wings to get over it 😅
@@MsCholmondley-Warner i just spat out my drink reading that 🤣🤣👍🏻
"The Nature Puppet" Ric Flair joining the cast? I can see the uptick on the alcohol bills Marvin has to pay.
I can't wait until someone tries to sue you for using one of their characters. Then you get the pleasure of writing them off of youtube with an injury angle.😂😂😂
Or introducing the Stephen P New puppet.
I’m Fuggin crying at Conrad, that was spot on
This was so creative and funny.
Okay I haven't watched wrestling in over 10 years, and I've subscribed. Funny a.f.
Thanks! Welcome!
I don’t think I ever like Triple H this much when he was an active wrestler. I just want to hug him and never let go. 🙂 Anyone else feel the same way?
I'm going to watch that again. I laughed through too much of it.
I'm a simple man, I hear Trip say "dun-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh ME!" I click like
ok, Tooney did it too, holy fuck lol
The Conrad crossover was amazing. Well done, Gents.
Glad you enjoyed it!
Another great episode as Tooney says.
Another great video
Awww I love Simon from whatculture ... makes me feel fuzzy in my tum tum
The Conrad bit was funny as hell, and totally true. It's one of the reasons I stopped listening to his shows.
"Chat me up about that. Why don't you like the ad reads and since you don't, I suppose you also like seeing homeless orphans because rumor and innuendo says the grand dragon of the klan is giving away tickets to WWE house shows in an effort to thwart AEWs chances at beating HHH, but you wouldn't know anything about that, huh?"
"Sir, I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just trying to get your breakfast order"
"Oh, I'll take everything with a diet Coke. And speaking of coke, AEW is running their annual..."
"That weird fat guy is doing it again. Why does he always show up on my shift..."
Lol this guy funny and original, you just got a new sub
Welcome aboard!
@@ToonWrestling man your HHH and Tony the clown Khan cracks me up 😂
TK- Tony Khan... The Savior of Wrestling... beautiful
Get back to classic Tooney Town adventures! Glad to know you’re a Rick and Morty fan! -Kalel13301
I’m glad you caught that!
Ohhh Tooney Flair….😅…This is Going to be Something to Behold!!
Hell ya Monday night TTW!
Toony Khan: Duh nuh duh nuh ME
Trips: Hey! That’s gimmick infringement and you know it!
I dont y dave meltzer as a sock is so hilarious.
He would return in next weeks episode because retiring means little in Pro-Wrestling.
Tsundere Triple H
The thing that gets me about the wrestlincel media is looking at the Skye Blue coverage. If she is in an article/video, they will almost always pick shots of her shorts. Quite accidentally I'm sure. Then AEW features storylines that seem to be diminishing lesbian relationships as just something for men to watch, and they'll say bugger all. Then when a fan turns up an event who they and AEW have been catering to, they get outraged? Not to mention how keen they generally were to run any pictures of Mandy Rose that they could...
I get that how attractive a wrestler is has been used since forever, but there are smart ways to do it. Rick Rude for example antagonised the crowd by being more attractive than them, and it feels like Tiffany Stratton has a bit of that in her gimmick. We don't need new versions of Vince trying to peep on Alexa Bliss in the shower
Sack shredder😂😂