my wife and i make dinner for the kids .
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- Опубліковано 24 бер 2018
- here is a 20 minute long video of me and ash being.....intolerably annoying while making a huge pot of pasta. hope u enjoy.
i was dying of laughter while editing this because ashley and i's low brow humor has come to a point where we just have to look at each and we start laughing. i had to cut SO MUCH footage of us just laughing for no reason and that's exactly why i go back to tx every month to see her. she gets me and i get her!
i hope our words were comprehensible i'm afraid some things just aren't funny to anybody but us ooooopss....
anyways i love u see u in a week!
-cone
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cone:“we've been married for 9 ye-”
ash:“twelv-”
cone:“woah, are we having an argument rn?”
19:28 i want to do that
“of course not”
Sophia I felt that
[Bøba Milk] it’s a joke? they’re not actually married
@@j4cinta5 are they?
*_‘We weren’t going to keep him. But now it’s been 7 years’_*
My friends when people ask how we met
when do they say that?
mayme valentine 9:54
thanks!
This comment is to good for this world
frankiiee I JUST STARTED THIS VIDEO SAW THIS COMMENT AND ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED TO THAT PART WHERE IS THE FBI AGENT IM
for some reason i read this as "my wife and i make kids for dinner"
id watch it
sounds like santa clarita diet
Scrumptious.
Sarah Stacy that made me laugh so hard 😂
the facts that he liked gives me life
anyone else rewatching Conan's old videos looking like a proud dad
I just discovered this. But damn i love him so much, he's so wholesome
yepp
Yep.
Yes
YES HAHAH
conan gray: the world’s wisest six year old golf dad grandfather
Fax
“you’re sO stupid just kidding you’re brilliant and I love u”
me bc I love my friends too much
I don't want to be Heather,, I wish I were Ashley
Theyre not a couple
I know,,, but she's important to him, right
@@zakiajoey4905 yea🥺🥺
@@aang797 his wife*❤
I WAS ABOU TO WRITE THIS GFDGJFDLGKESG
*thanks for the dinner, parents*
brother?
@@PremKumar-bo9mj hi brother/sister/sibling
Hi sisters
This feels so passive aggressive because of the font 😂
*Yall are such a cute and wholesome Christian couple*
They are not actually married their just so close so he calls her wife when hes joking
Fat n ugly is a joke tho
@Fat n Ugly whoooosh
@@fatnugly9570 he knows..hes also joking
yes im army LMAOOOOO
how to make pasta
1) you HAVE to wear pajamas; it’s required
2) fill a BIG pot of water to boil
3) (protip) add salt to make it boil faster
4) chop up some bb orange 2matoes
5) add in your pasta once water is a boil
6) strain that bad boy (only for men)
7) add Alfredo sauce to the pot
8) whisper in the spinach’s ear as youre shoving then in the pot
9) add the tomatoes in le pot
10) turn to high (but don’t get high)
11) add the cheeese (not too much)
12) DONT LET IT BURN
13) add the pasta into the sauce and mix (that’s what good pussy sounds like)
14) only women can add pepper
15) serve and enjoy your sexist pasta but you HAVE to eat it while watching some type of show
hope this helped!
•jessica• thankyouuuu
not enough sexism
WAHAHAHAHA
you forgot the expired milk
fun fact- salt actually raises the boiling temperature of water, although only by a couple of degrees. adding salt is just an old wives tale.
"This is my job because I am a man" * cuts to Conan screaming *
hahahha
"Six cheese is too much and that the devil's number and we're in Texas and we're good Christian women" LMAOOOO
*we love good texan christian women*
Nam Balloon Armyyy
Army!!!!!!!!
ARMYYY 👌
I'm not into kpop but still... ARRMMYYYY
NOT IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURB MINE CRAFT SERVER
Conan I once saw you at a UCLA volleyball game and I was sitting literally like two rows behind you and I was going to say hi when the match ended but you left early when I was in the bathroom and it’s my greatest regret in life not saying hi to you sooner and meeting a person as pure as you are...ANYWAYS, keep living your amazing life
At least you saw him💕
Stalker vibes ✨
ouch
Damn
Omg! What a coincidence, that’s honestly awesome that you guys were at the same exact place at the same time on the same day in the same year just two rows away from each other 😅🙈🙊
LMAO when Conan was singing I forgot that he is a singer and I was literally shocked. I have the memory of a goldfish ;-;
LMAO
Omg same I thought it was gonna be one of those fails (I just spelled fails fales lmao I wonder how I got an A in English) where it’s like eeeEeeEEEE but it was SO CLEAN AND PURE THIS MAN
No one:
Conan’s hair when he moves: ⬆️⬅️➡️↖️↙️↘️↗️
finally you’re feeding us, dad.
kamryn claire it's been 84 years
why do you call him dad
because he and ashley are our parents and we are his kids
@@glennaschoeler yuss
"Can you please leave"
"you drove me here"😂🤣
LoL
I’ve seen so many sides of Conan’s personality. He can be smoky baddie and quirky Christian boi. He’s a multidimensional king
This is called persona, you probably are like that too, enjoy yourself
I’m ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with the energy of their friendship in all their vidssss
I thought it was a relationship
OOpS
“We’re good Christian women” -Conan quote of the week
You pronouncing all the pasta names wrong is my aesthetic
Giselle Pe Italians are shaking 🍝
pEnnie
cone. it's been over a year. we are so hungry. please parental guardians, we are famished.
Me too😭😭😭😭😭
its been years im hungry
“She’s not a celebrity but she is in my eyes.” Anyone else know that?
yess! he said that in an interview it’s so sweet
when the instagram baddie becomes a family vlogger
Conan: soooOOO this is my wife who isn't my wife cause she's my husband :/
update: i just made this last night for fun while watching this video and it was rlly fun and the pasta was delicious thank u mom & dad
anyone else looking at conans old vids thinking how far he's come like bruh i'm so proud
We love a good marriage
Conan is secretly a dolphin
arent we all?
@@sarrahkesury thats the most accurate thing i have ever heard
@@spidersfrommars3585 Same here
Ashley and Conan are my last 2 brain cells at 3:00am
Its 2am for me rn and im rpob gonna watcg them till 3 so yep
OMGGGGG you guys conan isn't married. It's their joke that they're married and the subscribers are their children
Oooooo
;((
Omg thank you. I was freaking out
i was so frikin confuse im like wut omg thank u
Phew😌 gotta keep this hunk of a guy to ma self
I need conan gray to be my best friend or my wife
How bout both
@@noone-pz3bi don't judge, budy. Conan a good wife.
@@123inandout I laughed at that way more than I should-
@@zixiong681 same
@@noone-pz3bi has what
I got abs from laughing at this video
SAME BRO
uhm can you guys feed us again ... its been 2 years
Fr I'm hungry
frrr
please 🥺🙏
I’m starving.
yeah I’m literally starving
12:35 *ariana* *grande* *is* *quakinG*
I went to the time skip.....ITS WAS A AD!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@ThatRandomCorndog oof
"But I'm not because I'm a man" "SEXISM" i died of laughter
the video:00:01
me:omg so pure!!!
It is so satisfying to watch his old videos and see all that he has accomplished is fucking beautiful
I'm proud of him 🤧❤️❤️
12:35 ok but why was that the best thing I have ever heard in my life
Cuz its Conan
*if it’s a little like sip sip*
lollll the asmr part had me in tears. the editing in this video was very satisfactory 20/10!
*19:32** OML U GUYS ARE SO ADORABLE*
No one:
Conan:🐬🐬
“Why do you have two?”
“Ummm... why do you have two?”
“Boobs?”
*hugs* “I love you”
Time stamp?
*_father cone, thanks for this wholesome meal_*
"this is my job because i'm a man and sexism"
*screams and cries*
hahahahahaaha
12:40 “this is my job because I am a man and sexism” *frantic screaming*
Ya'lls are the mom, the dad and the baby childs all at once
and
im
in
love
hi sharon, . How are The Kids :) Miss U! Cant wait to Go on a , girls brunch . away from The Kids 🤪
just ran into marge at the grocery store the other day!
daisiesforeyes hi Girls! just went for a quick brunch with Brenda before a family dinner :)
Girlies! We have to meet up again!🤪
Margaret!? is that. you! you batch! u forgot the, cakes!?! on Sunday!! freck you, Margaret. by the, way, i told Sharol about your cakes on Friday as. well!
Karen, no one . enjoys Your impolite, nature. U must Go and ask Forgiveness from . The Lord. Amen 😤😤🙏🙏🙏
15:46
*And right here you see, the summary of all my friends' conversations in a nutshell.*
Izzy La Croix same
They're basically the cutest human beings in the universe.
Father cone may I have some öats
we need some good conan PE stories
I know I shouldn't, but I still wait for the day our parents feed us again.. Just imagine, one last meal :'(
we were fed and we didn't even know it was our last meal
🥐
“this is my job because I’m the man and sexism!!1!1!1!” *screams*
i wanna have a friend like this
Hannah Slyker same
“Live fast die young we are here for a good time not a long time” - My Dad
Love that!
Wait wut. But...but I don’t want to live fast :( I want to take my sweet time living a good life lol
People being jealous about heather while im here being jealous over ashley
conan: time to strain, this is my job because i’m the man.
also conan 0.02 seconds later: *screeching as he dumps out the pasta*
I love cone the dolphin 🐬❣️
*me being drowned in expired almond milk*
"How are you drinking the sour lumpy nut milk so fast?"
I never got that joke 😂
thanks! i hate it
*sour lumpy nut milk*
ik this was posted like 2 years ago, but i've just stumbled on your youtube channel at a really hard time in my life, and as scary as things are for me right now, just the feeling of safety that your videos give is so comforting. Theres something about you that makes me feel so safe and comforted, that i'll get through this. You'll never see this, but I want to thank you. Thankyou for giving me a soft comfort in your old videos, thankyou for just being you. I've never met you, but ik you have a beautiful heart, and a beautiful soul. ily bro,
Much love - A random stranger from Australia
Things i love about conan
He’s a girly boy and
*EVERYTHING*
I thought he's Gay
@@skyhigh602 he doesn't label his sexuality please respect that.
@@abbyS25 just a thought i didn't accuse him. It's fine tho
Gonna upload later
*21 minutes of random food talk with Conan a.k.a. Dad and I've never been happier*
wow i can't believe my parents invented being straight!!!
This has been my comfort video for three years 🥰
"It's just *not* chistmas" love their humour so much
''some people are italian, that's a fact'' - Gray, Conan 2018
Also, pro tip, if you keep some of the pasta water, you can add a little bit of it into your sauce to make it more flowy/saucy and not a clump. Works really well. Would recommend.
My comfort videos 😭
anyone else watching all the ash and cone’s cooking show videos after seeing ashley in the people watching music video?
*or is it just me🧍♀️*
conan: 21 minute long video of him and ashley cooking and being all adorable
my afternoon: saved
We love a healthy marriage. ❤️
“We’re here for a good time not a long time”
I love how he still tries to stick with his aesthetic when he puts a meme in...
'all of the memories that i keep are memories of us'
that is actually like, beautiful
marriage goals
more like marriage goals
More likes goals marriage
More like jsjsjieiwjehehshsbzkakh
The way he walked to the chips and grabbed the hot cheetos was so funny
(7:48) THAT LAUGH WAS SO CUTE WTF
9:04 dodie is SHAKING
Ewa STOP OMLLLLL
I actually laughed out loud lmao
Ewa dodie who?
Ewa Lana Del Rey is on a STRETCHER.
lmao
a 21 minute video from conan? YES PLEASE
Can we just appreciate the algorithm for giving me this two years later...
Thank you.
When im bored i come here and rewatch these i rlly miss them sm, 🥺
Laying and bed and watching Conan's new video ~ perfect sunday evening 🌻
conan's video's are slowly turning into vinecompilations
HowaboutRe d rightt 😂😂😂 and it’s amazing
"my last 2 braincells are really enjoying these cheetos" is a whole mood
We are dying, 2 years have passed we need to be fed 😩
whenever u upload I get extremely excited .. CAN’T just be me .. it can’t!!!
SimplyFreshdew ME TOO i go to my mom and express my happiness just a bit before watching
but now coming back to these videos hurt because you know hes not gonna be uploading any time soon.. :(
W h y n o t
Gordon Ramsay *couldn't*
Gordon Ramsay *wouldn’t*
*SHOULDN'T*
I really want to see ashley now and see her growup
Not me watching this because it has become my comfort video since it came out, and now our Conan has become famous
Take a shot every time Conan makes a dolphin noise
Help JPG OF WATER ON CONAN’S ORDERS
"I'm thinking of a vine"
me : oh no dont say it
WHAT VINE WAS THAT I KNOW ITS BEEN 2 YEARS HELP MY UNFLUENT STOOPID BRAIN
@@theowlhouseseason3213 it's very innapropriate lmao
awwwww why can you guys be so cute😭😭 I'm liking this video so much that I felt so regret for my time wasted on those comparably nonsense ones. gonna always replay this to remind myself that there really are these good people and relationships exist. xoxo
seeing this video five years later makes me miss UA-cam Cone so much
Ok ok but the bad almond milk just gave me war flashbacks bc when I was in the 4th grade I drank expired almond milk (like super expired) and I had the worst food poisoning ever and couldn’t eat or walk for like 4 days stay safe kids
I need a video of all the laughter u cut out of this please it would be so WHOLESOME
im still not over these videos..... i need more :(
rewatching this because I love them