Why is NO ONE and I mean LITERALLY NO ONE talking about beidou just CASUALLY eating ROCKS for leveling up? It's not even a normal rock it's a Jade crystall that's probably 10 x harder then a normal rock.
At least slimes are easier to get in standart routine of daily tasks than treasure hoarder's insignias. My poor Yanfei, Kaeya and Heizou are fighting between themselves for the right to get the dinner! 😢
Not me thinking that ZL would go to the golden house himself and let a certain someone help him out with... that... Oh dear Celestia plz forgive me ✋️💀 Oh wait, That was his talent's ungrades LMAO No but pretty sure he can handle Cor lapis if he were to eat them
I’m pretty sure Zhongli has eaten slimes before. Because his favorite place to eat is Wanmin Restaurant when Xiangling is cooking. And she knows that Slime is actually pretty good.
- Canonically thicc - Dangles his vision over his butt - Tusk of monoceros caeli - from Childe - Slime Condensate Guys, I think he's been stuffing the wrong cheeks.
Joining anyone's team is basically a contract saying: I will let you feed me ascending materials whenever you (the reader, i didnt pull for zhongli, i wanted and got tighnari) want
@IceTeaComics I think its canon that every kind of slime drops a different kind of slime condensate,same with the whopperflowers. Chongyun told us in his hang out event to bring him some cryo slime condensate or cryo whopperflower nectar. It being colorless in our inventory is most likely a game mechanics to make it easyer for us. Unlike crystal flys who loose ther Element once we catch them. So Zhongli woud had to eat slime condensate in the color of gold.
I got Zhongli when there was one and half hours of time left of his banner ending. Leveled him up to 80 as quickly as I can more or less in a day. Now I feel bad 😅🙃
I don't think of them as eating their ascension materials lol Sounds funny though, lol. Aether/Lumine has to eat giant diamond crystals bigger than his/her head.
Aether, keep up on being on Zhongli's bad side and he might make an example of how he fought back in the Archon War And speaking of talent lvl up materials...does he eat childe's tusk or.....👀
Bennet:*it's time to ascend Cicin mages : Ara ara Me *flashback* Albedo: R34 speedrun Paimon: NAN Paimon: DA Paimon:YO If you are still remember the video you are certified Bouken da bouken
You know I don't think they consume it... More like they absorb the elemental energy from the material to their visions ? And you know, A bit like elementosaurus
"IN THE NAME OF LORD MORAX" has the same energy as Venti's "Thanks, Barbatos!.. Wait..." when he opens a chest, lol.
"Wait a minute.."
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@@crngnik why would you randomly send that?
@@crngnik cant argue with facts
He said “Thank Barbatos!” Like “Thank God!”
Now I know why the black tassel exists. It came into being over Morax's pure hatred for the taste of slime
Thats actually makes sense since its reskin of white tassel which being used by millelith
And then aether got hit by a meteor
THIS IS ORDER
I WILL HAVE ORDER!
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I also feel bad now for all the times lvl up zhongli’s talents and ascending him to level 90
One of Dilucs lines is "If I had choose between joining the fatui and eating a cryo slime, I'd rather get hit by a meteorite."
Wouldn't have done much since he's talents weren't upgraded
Everyone: Eating their ascension's materials
Tighnari: *sniffing mushroom powder like cocaine
LMFAO
Also Nahida,
Gods must get their knowledge from somewhere
"IN THE NAME OF LORD MORAX" might as well say in the name of yourself
I mean he is with 3 other peeps that dont know that he is morax so maybe it was intentional?
Eating slimes won't be the worst part of ascending his talents, don't forget that sus material obtained from Childe's domain ;)
Childe's toys and slime does go well together after all
@@Azaleaaah Childe is the supposed best toymaker in teyvat
Plug of the warrior
atleat there not for eating then
ALL OF YOU. PHONES IN THE TABLE.
Zhongli's is drink shakes made with slime. It's a thick berry shake, berries and some slime. It helps him drink them faster.
*Osmanthus Wine-*
Actually that would probably work especially if you tell him its boba from Inazuma and a recommendation from the Kamisato Clan Head.
@@0-0-255repertorium Please no
@@DeimosTheMan *...Tastes the same-...*
@@0-0-255repertorium STOOOP!
Why is NO ONE and I mean LITERALLY NO ONE talking about beidou just CASUALLY eating ROCKS for leveling up? It's not even a normal rock it's a Jade crystall that's probably 10 x harder then a normal rock.
Simple: She built different.
She's a pirate, hardtack is a thing
Zhongli : well enough....I WILL HAVE ORDER .
Aether : aaaaahh .
Proceeds to only do 3k damage because the ult is still lv 1
@@astalouroboros2955 your not wrong bro......😂
@@astalouroboros2955 This is why he needs to eat slime
@@astalouroboros2955 lmao you beat me to the joke
Maybe he should ask xiangling to turn those slimes into a dish.
I wonder of pyro slimes taste better with salt and pepper or garlic and herbs 🤔
@@eisflamme2438 id assume pyro slime would be the seasoning. Kinda like hot sauce. Ooo imagine if you could use slimes like butter!
@@partyrock4144
Or they Taste like chilli
@@eisflamme2438 chilli butter
@@partyrock4144
Now i want to Cook a dish that tastes like that 😋
I feel bad for him but at the same time, I am on the floor crying laughing
AHAHAHA SAME, IM DYING ON MY BED😭
At least slimes are easier to get in standart routine of daily tasks than treasure hoarder's insignias. My poor Yanfei, Kaeya and Heizou are fighting between themselves for the right to get the dinner! 😢
Oh well, there is another way for that talent ascension... Since he needs Childe's tusks, too.
At least they're forcing Zhongli to eat slimes, I don't want to know how Aether was going to use that 'other ascension' material on him.
Not me thinking that ZL would go to the golden house himself and let a certain someone help him out with... that... Oh dear Celestia plz forgive me ✋️💀
Oh wait, That was his talent's ungrades LMAO No but pretty sure he can handle Cor lapis if he were to eat them
I’m pretty sure Zhongli has eaten slimes before. Because his favorite place to eat is Wanmin Restaurant when Xiangling is cooking. And she knows that Slime is actually pretty good.
Okay but what about the other ascension material huh, the one Childe drop 👀
You just put that question in my head and I can't stop thinking about it-
I think the slime is meant to be used with this drop
i feel bad for my zhongli soon I'm triple crowning him
Buttplug of the warrior ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Canonically thicc
- Dangles his vision over his butt
- Tusk of monoceros caeli - from Childe
- Slime Condensate
Guys, I think he's been stuffing the wrong cheeks.
STOP. PHONE ON THE TABLE.
Beidou is ascended with jade is my girl eating a rock rn??
Now I'm visioning my Chongyun trying to eat chunks of core lapis.
lapis salad with Jade wine
But Zhongli also uses cor lapis
It's either that or These coins from the treasure horders
Diluc is eating fatui insignias then
"in the name of Lord Morax" dude you ARE Morax.
Bro forgot his identity
@@-Kx_.nade- ikr
Just like how Venti says, "Thank Barbatos, wait"
Give him a break he's old
Just remember,
Beidou needs treasure hoarder insignias to ascend
So... she eats them like they are oreos or what?
she was also snacking on rocks
Joining anyone's team is basically a contract saying: I will let you feed me ascending materials whenever you (the reader, i didnt pull for zhongli, i wanted and got tighnari) want
@IceTeaComics
I think its canon that every kind of slime drops a different kind of slime condensate,same with the whopperflowers.
Chongyun told us in his hang out event to bring him some cryo slime condensate or cryo whopperflower nectar.
It being colorless in our inventory is most likely a game mechanics to make it easyer for us.
Unlike crystal flys who loose ther Element once we catch them.
So Zhongli woud had to eat slime condensate in the color of gold.
Just wait for the Childe mats... jow lee...
Hoyoverse should've change Zhongli's materials from slimes to OSMANTHUS WINE....
My last 4 5stars were xiao ,venti, itto now zhongli.....suffice to say slimes are an endangered species in my world now
Both Venti and Zhongli used slimes, so I felt betrayed when Raiden didn't
Yoimiya in the corner. High asf on that naku weed. 🤣
Zhongli later:I WILL HAVE ORDER!
When they held him down, Aether sounded like a Gastapo agent.
I will have order 😂😂😂😂😂
If this is what happens in ascending characters
Then I pretty sure yoimiya is pretty addicted to naku weeds
Now that i saw this video i realized he need slime's to upgrade his level and talent 🗿📸📸
I got Zhongli when there was one and half hours of time left of his banner ending. Leveled him up to 80 as quickly as I can more or less in a day. Now I feel bad 😅🙃
Could just tell him
You can either eat slimes, or use the slimes for lubricant
Pretty Shure he would be munching on those slimes
...
Me who sees aether has to consume 45 windwheel asters to level up to 90
Theyre gonna have told hold him downfor those talent materials....
meanwhile Yoimiya: Naku "weed"
Now I feel bad for making him eat all the slimes 😅❤️
He has fucking ptsd! I see this being canon!
Paimon's Mats: just Slime.
Wait till he learns about the “horn” needed to level his talents
I don't think of them as eating their ascension materials lol
Sounds funny though, lol. Aether/Lumine has to eat giant diamond crystals bigger than his/her head.
Aether, keep up on being on Zhongli's bad side and he might make an example of how he fought back in the Archon War
And speaking of talent lvl up materials...does he eat childe's tusk or.....👀
oh... hehehe sussery
Why is zonghly consuming slimes the worst? Some character need literal rocks? (plus paimon knows how to cook slimes)
Because his character story talks about his hatred of slime... He hates seafood and basically anything slimy
Chongyun and Keqing must have very strong or very broken teeth
And now I wonder what cor lapis tastes like
@@opalchan6700 I'm pretty sure that some of those characters (say, Yanfei) just sell the materials and then use the power of money to get stronger.
I think they absorb the energy of these ascention materials and that makes them stonger.
@@Ryu-yi9dz So Osial might just be a victim of his prejudice
Nahida: BOOKS IS BASICALLY MY ACCESSION
Woulda been awesome if Aether said "I WILL HAVE ORDER." while force feeding the slime.
It's his fault, of all the things he could consume to level up he chose slimes
"I will have Order!"
Who knows maybe It works if we dilute them in osmanthus wine
Morax most feared enemy
Poor Zhongli. I kind of feel bad now for all the slimes I’ve made him eat.
Why is your Traveller so handsome?! Yet I LOVE him!
I thought the slime was for something else..... yeah yeah body lotion yeah
"And thats how aether was never seen again"
Ningguang:
*CRONCH, TEETH BREAK CRONCH CRONCH*
Beidou eating rocks
Yep this is normal
He was infact..Mad at me
If being hit on the head with a pillar means anything-
Yanfei: Rock
I like how beidou is enjoying this.
Azhdaha being defeated with Zhongli in team：MORAX！
so
Zhongli is being feed tons of slime before fighting Azhdaha： AZHDAHA!
Bennet:*it's time to ascend
Cicin mages : Ara ara
Me *flashback*
Albedo: R34 speedrun
Paimon: NAN
Paimon: DA
Paimon:YO
If you are still remember the video you are certified Bouken da bouken
Aeugh
Beidou be eatin rocks
I thought he was gonna eat the hypostasis rocks
In the name of lord morax, well technically he died so no excuse
aether found stoned later under a rock
Just sprinkle sugar on the Slime
Zhongli likes Sweet things
If you change the taste of this, you'll get the complete opposite effect
Cyno and his beetles oh God no
I am now feeling for Zhongli because I watched this while leveled him to 90 and still now triple crown him. Sorry Geo daddy 😅😂
Zhongli:: I will have or-
Kazuha eats Maguu Kenki cores?? Damn
I ascended him all at once
Thats my zhongli he's lucky i ran out of those slimes
Beiou eating gems
I want this but with yoimiya.......
If you know then you know.
Beidou eats literal rocks-
in the name of lord Morax? Bruh is he praying to himself?
Blame HoYo for listing them as your requirements, Morax.
I was searching zhongli eating slime, but before typing slime. I saw zhongli eating his fetus fanfiction.🤢
WHAT THE FUCK
And then there is Noelle with valberries
ngl I feel bad for building him because of all those slimes but I still build him.
Why is his ascension material slime condensates if he hates it XD
Someone help zhongli-
in the name of my name is what he said
Am i the only one that thought that they stuck the acewnion items up their asx
Don't he also gotta eat rocks then too
how did zhongli eat all the cor lapis tho
You know I don't think they consume it...
More like they absorb the elemental energy from the material to their visions ? And you know, A bit like elementosaurus
But this is funnier
@@secretjanus I guess it is
This isso good
This poor dude
that one ao3 work i saw:
This but with venti
poor zhongli
SEAfoodddd
thats not how you ascebd zhongli...
D i o n a
😶