Lyrics to the Song: Verse 1 I'm injecting my morphine, I load in a new magazine. A training exercise? We ran out of gasoline! I don't mean to be crass, but this plan is total ass. We're getting slaughtered here en mass! Without support, how're we even supposed to last? Chorus I ask the troopers from Crete, how is this even fair? We're better off sitting on electric chairs! Jump out if you dare, you'll drop into the sea there. World's most elite airborne force: the VDV! World's most effective airborne force: the VDV! Verse 2 A mission we'll never fail, we'll for sure take Hostomel. Didn't perform SEAD or CAS. I'll send the planner straight to hell. Air insertions are fucked, on the ground we'll have more luck. Missiles cooking off our BMDs, these cope cages fucking suck! We better off painting "Z's" on garbage trucks -- The VDV! Chorus I ask the troopers from Crete, how is this even fair? We're better off sitting on electric chairs! Jump out if you dare, you'll drop into the sea there. World's most retarded airborne force: the VDV! World's most incompetent airborne force: the VDV! Verse 3 Mariupol and Kharkiv we are here. Its encirclement is near. We'll finish fascism, just wait for our Commander. Shot in the face, this war's a disgrace. The Ukrainian Air Force even got an ace. Get me the hell away from this nightmarish place. Chorus I ask the troopers from Crete, how is this even fair? We're better off sitting on electric chairs! Jump out if you dare, you'll drop into the sea there. World's most expendable airborne force: the VDV! Outro I ask again: our air and ground support is where? Whatever happened to the great Russian bear? Putin's favourite cannon fodder: the VDV. Sent straight to Davy Jones' Locker: the VDV. The absolute best at getting slaughtered: the VDV!
@@nojustice463 meant to be, it's a parody just with the original Russian lyrics still in sound. I'd say the lyrics could flow a bit better though causectrying to sing it with the beat and tune is a bit rough
The technological decline and sheer ineptitude of Russia's military came as a surprise to even those of us who always thought Russia's military was ridiculously overrated to be fair. It's hard to believe what we are seeing. Politics aside, after the dust has settled, Russia is going to have to do some serious soul searching. Everything from their tech to their doctrine to their tactics to their training to their corruption needs to be looked at. It will take 20 years to fix their problems.
With their wagner escapade recently which btw highlight underlying instability in russia. Will there even be a russia in 20 years at least a russia as we know it
Easy to believe this would be happened, Russia not mighty as Soviet, coz they're definitely not. they had just propaganda and mind tricking for 30years. Other than that just imported.
Gentlemen, what we have here is an airborne unit too mechanized to be airborne, not armored enough to be mech infantry, and so understrength it can't take loses, and it can't even follow it's own doctrine.
@@blaeiptekvkukurbo To be fair the VDV soldiers are not to blame for that massive failure their incompetent and pathetic commanders are the ones to blame, no anti air suppression, drops on an extremely defended airfield, no air support, There is no elite unit in the world that can won under those conditions.
In all honesty this is sad Think about being a soldier, serving your country and after a few failed attempts not only are your comrades dead, but the whole world thinks your a jok
@@Paladen_Xthey've been a joke for a long time, it's just people kept saying 'no you'll see they're great' and people ignored it until they actually showed how they perform, which is terribly.
200 people, completely surrounded by the enemy and survived, so they also completed the task. Is that funny? To begin with, get up from the sofa, serve in the army, as every man does, and then write comments.
@@mansteinator Why do I, a person who lives in Russia, do not consider him such, and you do not know anything about us and the country you write this? Is TV the first source of reliable information for you? As a person who has seen how the country has changed, from what shit it has grown and flourished, thanks to the "dictator", as you wrote. I totally disagree with you. If Russia were weak, we would have been in ruins for a long time because of the West. Look at Libya, which has decided to abandon cooperation with the United States and the dollar. Immediately after that, in the 80s, a terrorist attack was carried out on Kadafi. Which was confirmed by the former President of Spain.
Underestimating them but they manage to hold the Frontline in kherson before the retreat and did you know in kherson front 1 russian is killed for every 5 ukranians
Interesting fact. Russia has now lost (according to Ukraine) over 31,000 soldiers in 100 days! That is more than the German Army lost (27,300) during the entire 6 week Battle of France! The Germans took all of France, wereas Russia has taken what...20% of Ukraine!? It just brings it home how poor the Russian military is performing!!!
@@_omniZ_ you just admitted that russian air force sucks in ukraine, they cannot gain control of the air, even when they have a lot more planes, and those planes are superior to ukrainian planes.
The VDV soldiers are not to blame for their failure but their incompetent and pathetic commanders who had absolutely no idea what they were doing. Sacrificed them for nothing.
I prefer "O bella ciao"....prima finisce questa guerra e si riprende a stare tutti assieme in pace e a cooperare e meglio staranno tutti i nostri figli !!! Peace & Love 🇮🇹 Nick from IT
That Russian dude (Denis Maydanov) has already made at least one music video supporting the war against Ukraine and reveling in the destruction. I'm not saying Ukraine supporters should mass-flag it for inappropriate content, but...
@@AiRPasternakHow is it not fair? They tried bullying Ukraine to rape and kill civilians, pillage like barbarians, and they were annihilated by those they underestimated. It is absolutely hilarious, and this reaction is well-deserved by such a disgusting group.
Hahahaha, jedna kompania polskiej dywizji zmechanizowanej robi z tych chłopców do bicia gruz 200, najdalej w pół godziny. Już Ukraińcy pokazali jak robią z nich karmę dla psów.
The fallshirmjägers of Crete (WW2 Germans airborne) got killed en masse when they tried to paradrop there. It got so bad that even Greek farmers were busting out muskets and old rifles and shooting them. The Germans also lost a metric ton of planes
@@jaidengabriel1675 You failed to mention fallshirmjägers only dropped with pistols due to technical limitations at that time, their parachute cannot afford another rifle. Meanwhile, VDV with 21st-century technology dropped with fully equipment still fail horribly
crazy that someone made a whole song to coping and regurgitating debunked propaganda lol. Guess it makes sense tho, for the last two years the only place Ukraine has managed to win is in the internet troll boards lmao.
The uploader's name is Sarcastically Serious. There is a small chance, or probability if you're unsure, that the lyrics might be somehow not 100 % true. More likely 99,9 %
the thing is the vdv men did a great job in taking and holding the airfield for multible days ! its only because iof the ground forces not linking up that the operation was a failiure the vdv did a great job not to forget that any paratrooper operation has alot of risks
Lyrics to the Song:
Verse 1
I'm injecting my morphine, I load in a new magazine.
A training exercise? We ran out of gasoline!
I don't mean to be crass, but this plan is total ass.
We're getting slaughtered here en mass!
Without support, how're we even supposed to last?
Chorus
I ask the troopers from Crete, how is this even fair?
We're better off sitting on electric chairs!
Jump out if you dare, you'll drop into the sea there.
World's most elite airborne force: the VDV!
World's most effective airborne force: the VDV!
Verse 2
A mission we'll never fail, we'll for sure take Hostomel.
Didn't perform SEAD or CAS. I'll send the planner straight to hell.
Air insertions are fucked, on the ground we'll have more luck.
Missiles cooking off our BMDs, these cope cages fucking suck!
We better off painting "Z's" on garbage trucks -- The VDV!
Chorus
I ask the troopers from Crete, how is this even fair?
We're better off sitting on electric chairs!
Jump out if you dare, you'll drop into the sea there.
World's most retarded airborne force: the VDV!
World's most incompetent airborne force: the VDV!
Verse 3
Mariupol and Kharkiv we are here. Its encirclement is near.
We'll finish fascism, just wait for our Commander.
Shot in the face, this war's a disgrace.
The Ukrainian Air Force even got an ace.
Get me the hell away from this nightmarish place.
Chorus
I ask the troopers from Crete, how is this even fair?
We're better off sitting on electric chairs!
Jump out if you dare, you'll drop into the sea there.
World's most expendable airborne force: the VDV!
Outro
I ask again: our air and ground support is where?
Whatever happened to the great Russian bear?
Putin's favourite cannon fodder: the VDV.
Sent straight to Davy Jones' Locker: the VDV.
The absolute best at getting slaughtered: the VDV!
The lyrics are on the screen
Lyrics are definitely wrong
@@nojustice463 meant to be, it's a parody just with the original Russian lyrics still in sound. I'd say the lyrics could flow a bit better though causectrying to sing it with the beat and tune is a bit rough
Its hard to translate russian, especially rhymes and rhythm. This is one is one of the more accurate attempts for this particulary piece.
This song is fire...
just like the Russian BMDs
R.I.P VDV of Ukraine
Mais c’est ce que dit l’ukraine 🇺🇦
Looking back at the start of the war to see how the VDV got roasted almost as badly as their BMPs...
what lol@@realnobiship
The technological decline and sheer ineptitude of Russia's military came as a surprise to even those of us who always thought Russia's military was ridiculously overrated to be fair. It's hard to believe what we are seeing. Politics aside, after the dust has settled, Russia is going to have to do some serious soul searching. Everything from their tech to their doctrine to their tactics to their training to their corruption needs to be looked at. It will take 20 years to fix their problems.
Assuming they don't balkanize into a nightmare of civil wars, ethnic cleansings, and unsecured nuclear weapons
@@Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box and PLA interventions probably
Definitely more than 20 years. I mean they are running out of tanks 😂
With their wagner escapade recently which btw highlight underlying instability in russia. Will there even be a russia in 20 years at least a russia as we know it
Easy to believe this would be happened, Russia not mighty as Soviet, coz they're definitely not. they had just propaganda and mind tricking for 30years. Other than that just imported.
Fallschirmjäger of Crete: well boys, while we had a terrible drop as well... We won. Because we had air support.
Huh, never knew they actually won the battle of Crete. Always heard about it as a great disaster for the Germans.
@@faarsight Crete was in the hands of the German army at the end of the whole campaign. A Desaster can still end in a victory
@@vermas4654 The point is, I thought they lost the battle.
@@faarsight they didn't.
@@vermas4654 *Laugh in Market Garden and soon, Russian invasion of Ukraine*
1: load into helicopter
2: go into contested or enemy dominated airspace
3: fail
Well you know what they say when at first you don’t succeed try try again
4. Repeat step 1.
3 tenets of ruzzia's vdv
@@HistoryVideoGamesMiscStuff yeah
Hurry up and crash I am trying to make money scrapping these bloody copters!
This song hits harder than an S300 missile hits an IL-76.
It would be even better if these were actually the lyrics, but it's still funny.
This is what happens when you use paratroopers to do The mechanized infantary job...
They take Soledar for u.
@@gellertkautnik75 that was the Wagner, not the vdv
@@worldcitzen195 both together
@@gellertkautnik75 no it was Wagner Russia had just claimed it was them
They Took Our Jobs!
Gentlemen, what we have here is an airborne unit too mechanized to be airborne, not armored enough to be mech infantry, and so understrength it can't take loses, and it can't even follow it's own doctrine.
Today is our lucky day. The VDV abandoned the first line of defense outside Kherson, lmao
@@wanderer5766 Im suprised the VDV is still being used in any capacity because of the horrible Russian logistics situation in Kherson.
@@blaeiptekvkukurbo Hey! Does it have both arms, both legs and can hold a rifle? You can use that as basic cannon fodder... I mean, basic infantry ;)
@@blaeiptekvkukurbo To be fair the VDV soldiers are not to blame for that massive failure their incompetent and pathetic commanders are the ones to blame, no anti air suppression, drops on an extremely defended airfield, no air support, There is no elite unit in the world that can won under those conditions.
Fits as armoured airborne riot police.
Awesome video made even better by all the RuZian NaZis crying about it in the comments section.
@Punished ua-cam.com/video/9LlJOZPkK94/v-deo.html
@Punished 😴😴😴
Shut UP ukrainian nazi slava Rusi
WHERE MA STIMULES CHECK BIDUM
@@Mr_Z_Man_417 Sorry only actually Americans are allowed that and not troll accounts.
I still can't believe that VDV came from a modest background into a laughing stock.
Just like Ruzzia itself.
Lol cope
In all honesty this is sad
Think about being a soldier, serving your country and after a few failed attempts not only are your comrades dead, but the whole world thinks your a jok
@@Paladen_X yes, the Ukrainian army is unfortunately a joke
@@Paladen_Xthey've been a joke for a long time, it's just people kept saying 'no you'll see they're great' and people ignored it until they actually showed how they perform, which is terribly.
Welcome to week 58 of our two weeks Special military operation.
Two weeks? No no no, three days tops comrade.
@@kurtsell8376 Yes, we even brought our parade uniforms...
VDV take off the strip
200 men on a one-way trip
We didn't even do anti air suppression
Who the fuck planned this mission?
I remeber that one
Even after a year thsi video brings me joy
We need a version of Spetsnaz! Please XD
VDV before is an Elite soldiers but now they will be remembered as a Funny Memes.
yep
200 people, completely surrounded by the enemy and survived, so they also completed the task. Is that funny? To begin with, get up from the sofa, serve in the army, as every man does, and then write comments.
@@DenOfTen Blame bad leadership and a cracy dictator. Im sure the soldiers did what was excpected of them and more.
@@mansteinator Why do I, a person who lives in Russia, do not consider him such, and you do not know anything about us and the country you write this? Is TV the first source of reliable information for you? As a person who has seen how the country has changed, from what shit it has grown and flourished, thanks to the "dictator", as you wrote. I totally disagree with you. If Russia were weak, we would have been in ruins for a long time because of the West. Look at Libya, which has decided to abandon cooperation with the United States and the dollar. Immediately after that, in the 80s, a terrorist attack was carried out on Kadafi. Which was confirmed by the former President of Spain.
Underestimating them but they manage to hold the Frontline in kherson before the retreat and did you know in kherson front 1 russian is killed for every 5 ukranians
This is truly a masterpiece
Slava Ukraini 💪🇺🇦
Kadyrovsky 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
@Azurie 🇷🇺💥👉🇺🇦
Stfu no slava ukraine
Slava Ukraini 💪🇺🇦
Slava Ukraine
🇷🇺 💀 ruskie casualties =200,000+
Interesting fact. Russia has now lost (according to Ukraine) over 31,000 soldiers in 100 days! That is more than the German Army lost (27,300) during the entire 6 week Battle of France! The Germans took all of France, wereas Russia has taken what...20% of Ukraine!? It just brings it home how poor the Russian military is performing!!!
Both sides sources are extremely questionable at best.
Ukraine MOD services are extremely questionable but russian MoD……oh my god
I’m calling BS on what you are saying,chief
@@idontlikepeachybbies Zelensky told reporters that they lose up to few hundred soldiers a day. The loss ratio on both sides should be around 50:50.
@@Tengri30 exactly!
This will inspire so many young Russian men to join the French Foreign Legion. Legio Patrio Nostra!
Honestly, that would've been a better turning point for them and the Legion
And they could get france citizenship by finishing your enlistment or getting shot at, yeah if you get shot in french legion you getting citizenship
shots fired! at least they managed to, unlike the BMD-4s of the VDV
Instead of
1: Hostomel Airport, : VDV Burial Grounds
Black Sea, : VDV Burial at Sea
The Elevator, : VDV Pow Camp
BMD-4, : VDV Coffin
Kyiv, : VDV McGuffin
I was an elite paramilitary militiaman, until I watched this.
Now I am Alive Ablative Armor (tm).
i wonder how many of those soldiers in the video are still alive,...
Probably none
Year after your comment. More likely to be none, uninjured at least.
I didn’t understand the lyrics without English translation but the whole song and the melody are marvellous
Russian is hard to translate, but this was very accurate.
It isnt a correct translation the song itself is a russian propaganda song that isnt completely mentally ill
@@mansteinator it wasn't
@@godlymonkey It most certainly was very accurate...
@@TecraX2 the translation isn't accurate the lyrics are accurate to reality tho
Hilarious how the VDV is so incompetent. And I thought Russia had the superior air force but apparently not. Слава Україні!
shut up, your air force use Mig-29 and Su-25, funny no?
@@_omniZ_ cope
@@_omniZ_ cope
@@_omniZ_ you just admitted that russian air force sucks in ukraine, they cannot gain control of the air, even when they have a lot more planes, and those planes are superior to ukrainian planes.
my man dont even have an airforce anymore and is talking about the russians
This could honestly be made into a great english parody of the song.
The potential is there, but surely we should see how they perform on the battlefield first?
bruh, how can we see how someone perform on battlefield if he already fucking died trying to get to the floor.
This my friend, this is beautiful
fff***cking saved! and fav'
Thanks for this edit!
🇲🇫❤🇺🇦
A group of spectators waiting for the match to end be like :
Well Kharkiv was encircled... by the Ukrainians.
Subbed, downloaded and shared before the inevitable takedown Xd
Don’t see how this would get taken down
@@supe4701 The singer, Denis Maidanov (Funny surname tho), could file a complaint but don't think he will. Slavic people often don't go that way.
The VDV soldiers are not to blame for their failure but their incompetent and pathetic commanders who had absolutely no idea what they were doing.
Sacrificed them for nothing.
They are responsible for Bucha so they can cry me a river.
This is fuckin' beautiful.
russian cannon-fodder. What's the point of throwing your best prepared guys against working AA and tenacious defenses?
@Idontknowmynamelol 17 Actually they're not even carvings of wood, just paper cutouts, too much embezzlement cases has made them extra broke
@@ArcturusOTE don’t mean to necropost but there actually cardboard stolen from the homeless and their “explosive reactive armor”
The crete line 💀
What a banger!
SLAWA UKRAINII!
SLAWA UKRAINII!
SLAWA UKRAINII!
Look at those eyes looking for an intelect in a distance.
Yours?
@@kapralo3285no u
O M F G - the ending was a f*** masterpiece
Great song, hope it gets more widely shared.
Original is better
@@arm4nduk3 its the same fucking thing this just has English fake lyrics put on top
This song is such a burn its almost a war crime on its own. I mean incendiaries .....
I prefer "O bella ciao"....prima finisce questa guerra e si riprende a stare tutti assieme in pace e a cooperare e meglio staranno tutti i nostri figli !!!
Peace & Love
🇮🇹 Nick from IT
Javalin will cook off Russia's tank!!
i kinda feel this song😄❤
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try
Hey, guys. I know it didn't work ten times before, but if we just do the same once more. You know, training by repetition and stuff.
"Its not fair! They camping"
Mom come pick me up I'm blocked in an elevator and I'm scared
Fucking love it
Hahaha, this should be entered in to Eurovision next year
VEE DEE VEE be like: Pig Boss, come join us!
Who's come back here to watch after Puccia's pathetic military parade? lmao
That Russian dude (Denis Maydanov) has already made at least one music video supporting the war against Ukraine and reveling in the destruction. I'm not saying Ukraine supporters should mass-flag it for inappropriate content, but...
Maydanov is a funny name for a russian who actually brags about the war.
The VDV, the laughing stock of the world's military! 🪖 🤣
It's not fair to mock the brave VDV soldiers, the ones to blame are their incompetent and pathetic commanders who thought it was a good idea somehow.
@R4veN34 Are they brave? This is a collective embarrassment from top to bottom. They deserve their new found status as clowns.
@@AiRPasternakHow is it not fair? They tried bullying Ukraine to rape and kill civilians, pillage like barbarians, and they were annihilated by those they underestimated. It is absolutely hilarious, and this reaction is well-deserved by such a disgusting group.
Absolutely stunning how the VDV got clapped
Expectation VDV will be nice regiment
Reality :
B-E-A-utiful chef kiss 👌
Amazing .:D I love it . :D
I wonder if anyone in this video is dead now
Poor leadership and cracy dictator, but the men soldiered on.
@@mansteinator soldiered on into a grave
Please, do the parody of spetsnaz from the same singer
So gooood !
I can't believe I missed this little gem for a year. The Vdv continues to be losers. Long may they fail.
We'll be there brother....such a nice motivation....
There are enough salty ruzzian tears in these comments , that I could refill the aral sea.
Has Zolkin seen this? Epic lmao
lo fi bombardments to study to
Laughs in Ukrainian 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha, jedna kompania polskiej dywizji zmechanizowanej robi z tych chłopców do bicia gruz 200, najdalej w pół godziny. Już Ukraińcy pokazali jak robią z nich karmę dla psów.
Tak, na pewno
Permission to post this on R/Noncredible defense for the 1 year anniversary of this special losing operation?
Permission granted fellow NCD comrade :)
@@sarcasticallyserious5947 Thank you, it should be up now :-)
special losing operation -> rofl
Slava 🇺🇦💯
borat is from Russia
Just saying, the vdv logo is in warthunder for those meme folk
slava ukraini
awesome work！salava ukraini
Bro the fake lyric is rhyming lol
Is this actually what they're singing? Or meme subtitles?
Meme subtitles. Would've been comedy gold if it was original though.
It's what they will be singing from now on.
The original, VDV praising
ua-cam.com/video/4eaVKWP6CIw/v-deo.html
Where might one find more of this? Difficulty wrt the runes.
Its fire im sorry Ukraine
This song is actually a banger, gotta respect that one
🤣
What's the reference to troopers from Crete?
Germans Paratroopers supporting the italians invading Greece during WW2
The fallshirmjägers of Crete (WW2 Germans airborne) got killed en masse when they tried to paradrop there. It got so bad that even Greek farmers were busting out muskets and old rifles and shooting them. The Germans also lost a metric ton of planes
@@jaidengabriel1675 You failed to mention fallshirmjägers only dropped with pistols due to technical limitations at that time, their parachute cannot afford another rifle. Meanwhile, VDV with 21st-century technology dropped with fully equipment still fail horribly
Such a waste of paratroopers, I bet this also broke the morale of their survivors. It’s too bad that they didn’t defect en-mass to Ukraine. Salute!
Once a great force, now they are just memes.
POV: Heaven
pov more like hell given why they invaded the place
The VDV is like a wallet warrior in war thunder that gets shot each time it plays or flies in the vehicle the wallet warrior buyed
Ukraine is struggling to stand on the feet
rofl
rolling on floor laughing
🌝
crazy that someone made a whole song to coping and regurgitating debunked propaganda lol. Guess it makes sense tho, for the last two years the only place Ukraine has managed to win is in the internet troll boards lmao.
Is it possible to get the Russian lyrics as well? :D
R.I.P VDV of Ukraine
Rest in peace, soldiers who served their motherland well, and descended into the blue with a unwielding fighting spirit, URA
He sings other .im russian and😂
VDV- HELLO FROM THE SKY
AN ULTRAMARINE WITH A SLANTED BERET
What are the original lyrics to this ?
What are the original lyrics does anyone know?
ua-cam.com/video/4eaVKWP6CIw/v-deo.html
Are the lyrics real?
Parody
The uploader's name is Sarcastically Serious. There is a small chance, or probability if you're unsure, that the lyrics might be somehow not 100 % true. More likely 99,9 %
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Im a Russian supporter but I do like the song
Me causa gracias como los gringos de EEUU se rien de Russia pero ellos no pudieron ganarle a Vietnam ah pLOP! VIETCONG
Well Vietnam also won against China and the French
200 000 dokhlikh moskalei 😉
the thing is the vdv men did a great job in taking and holding the airfield for multible days !
its only because iof the ground forces not linking up that the operation was a failiure
the vdv did a great job not to forget that any paratrooper operation has alot of risks
days? you mean hours?
the subtitles its not true.
They weren't 9 months ago
they are true
🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🤝🤝🤝🤝🥰🥰🥰🥰🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
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Your government is much like Russia’s, corrupt, xenophobic, and incredibly incompetent
Ah Yes pajeets supporting russia, what a dream team it is. NATO with US should fear
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