@@The_Mysterious_G4mer "You see, when I was a boy, I had unmonitored access to the internet and found out that what people hate the most on there is a furry! You know, those animal human hybrids that do human like things... Sorta like you. So, to take over the Tri-State Area, I will turn everyone into a furry and the amount of hate the internet will give it will make me its only defender, making all of the furries bow down to me as their one and only true leader! I WILL BE THE KING OF THE FURRIES! You know, saying it out loud, it doesn't sound as cool as it did in my head. I'll need to work on that."
The thing about the guy pressuring women to go out with him is that he's actually using a verbally abusive tactic to try and lower someone's self esteem. Ironically, he's also claiming that they'll end up with an abusive BF, despite that being what this person is clearly going to be if you go out with them.
5:38 Reminds me of the time I was roleplaying with one of my friends, and apparently he threw a "neko" potion at me. I don't like being a neko, so I tried to cut the tail and ears off. It regrew. Learning this ability, I had the wonderful idea of selling the cut off ears and tail since I can always grow more. He was mortified.
@@sherrychannel6766 yes. In mythology, anyone who knows the name of a demon can control that demon (the demon cannot refuse commands of someone who speaks their name). Ani knowns stryxos and Brandons names, and forces them to do these videos for her
Ugh, God I know. Before, whenever I made the mistake of using that nightmare of an app, I ran into those people all the time. Like, it's a good app, sometimes, but God the people on there were so weird-
As someone who uses it, I 100% agree, really the only reason I still use it is because of my friends on there, otherwise that shit would not be worth it.
All jokes aside Ani has raised a very important question here ... how exactly do you shit in someone's hand cutely. How do you go from shitting on someone's hand to them thinking "that was pretty cute" I mean i genuinely need to know.
im automatically programmed to be scared at "boo" at any circumstance, whether its monotone or not, so when wildpartanz said "boo" i nearly shit myself
Love how the dude pretending to be Light was maintaining a completely normal conversation at the same time as the weird as fuck asterisks. Like it would have been fine if they hadn’t added the weird AF roleplay
I’d like to mention that as a person who would rp from the age 11-13 (no, I am not very proud of it) I would receive texts like these on a daily basis. Yes, I was bullied growing up
Because furries know how to be awkward and weird, and then they can take that to a whole 'nother level. It's great using it to freak people out, make them go away, and then end up here.
6:59 Actually nice guys are pretty abusive, gaslighting and mentally abusing people. They feel like they are owed whatever they want because they've done "nice actions." Niceness isn't transactional, there's a difference between being a nice guy and a good guy. Good guys want you to be happy, nice guys want to have you so they feel complete. A good person doesn't say they're a nice guy, and if somebody says they are a nice guy you need to cut contact with them immediately. Every circumstance is different of course, just please be on your guard around these people. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk, (scurries away on all fours like a demented demon crab thingy. Cutely.)
10:25 i'm only just realising this but that says '*tears falling /THROUGH/ my cheeks*' not down, THROUGH. it was bad enough normally but now it's even worse knowing the completely wrong word-
5:59 “I take off my mask of being a creep to reveal that I am....AN ASSHOLE!” (They’re basically the same thing tho, I just meant them on different levels)
10:15 I fucking know someone who does this exact fucking thing if you don't reply to them sometimes, its like, ya have a casual rp havin a grand ol time then BOOM, ruined
Light Yagami had Misa sitting on his bed in lingerie practically begging him to join her and he ignored her. When he knew he was being spied on and trying to do normal young man things he pulled out a porn magazine and just casually flipped through it and did nothing else. The man doesn't care about sex
Why do some people think it is a normal thing to just start roleplaying with someone who they have never met. I doubt those people have ever touched grass or talked to someone in person in their entire life. They probably spent their entire life in some kind of roleplay game and just assumed that's how you actually talk to someone.
every 'nice guy' is like that they start out overly nice maybe a bit awkward or even weird and then once they get rejected they instantly 180 into acting insane it would be funny if it wasnt so disturbing
The one at 10:33 is funny as shit and very, very, VERY slightly respectful as the person texting it recognized they didn't want to draw them, tries to win the sympathy vote, fails, attempts to win the sympathy vote AGAIN and finally ends in a really fucking funny string of two messages, followed by the person giving up. Better than most of these idiots who ask for something, don't get what they want, call you a bitch, and keep texting you as if they didn't call you a slur 3 days ago
11:33 That shit is on fucking amino. An app meant for children. And this shit is there. "Go Live" is like a discord voice call and they're extremely shitty cause amino can kick you out randomly for no fucking reason. And I don't wanna go live after I read that cursed roleplay.
1:45 I didn't even think about this so I absolutely love noy only that Ani thought if this but that the thing that irked her was the logistics of hiding large body parts from the front and back, leading to a head peaking scenario
The amount of times I have experienced every single one of these, is shocking. Roblox is a good place for this kind of speak. But if you're looking for someone who actually speaks like 6:05 and thinks he's actually being cute.... >_> I actively know where to find one. VRchat is probably the top place to find this shit.
Ok, but like Stryxo’s was a very good attempt. I can purr, I find it fricking hilarious cause I can make that noise with a straight face and without moving mouth and having my friends in call not knowing where the hell it’s coming from.
This video had done to things for me. 1 it has chipped away at my faith to humanity, and 2 It reaffirms my thoughts on removing certain people from the census of genetic information that should be passed on to the next generation.
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"I don't wanna sit here and speculate the noise that a pufferfish makes"
"When did I ask kitten"
cring
_kitten_
Aeugh
Ignores kitten cutely
@@IssyMomentTTV _politically assasinates kitten cutely_
Stryxo attempting the purr should be nominated for an award. The dedication, the style, the power!
And also the fact that his purr was actually on point
He was too good at it.
That wasn't an attempt, that was art in its finest form
🤨
Perry the platypus
Stryxo is so chill yet so chaotic
He woke up and chose chaotic neutral
@@ari1758 Wouldn't be that chaotic if you saw it comming. Rite?
Truly a "Happy Chaos"
Ikr he could say an entire evil monologue in public and no one would think he is a villain. He’s so chill
Facts
(Mentions purring)
Stryxo: *Becomes Perry the Platypus*
Ah, Perry the platypus! Just in time for the UwU-inator!
Perry: THE WHAT
@@The_Mysterious_G4mer He finally speaks, and it's to rightfully protest THAT bullshit
@@The_Mysterious_G4mer "You see, when I was a boy, I had unmonitored access to the internet and found out that what people hate the most on there is a furry! You know, those animal human hybrids that do human like things... Sorta like you. So, to take over the Tri-State Area, I will turn everyone into a furry and the amount of hate the internet will give it will make me its only defender, making all of the furries bow down to me as their one and only true leader! I WILL BE THE KING OF THE FURRIES! You know, saying it out loud, it doesn't sound as cool as it did in my head. I'll need to work on that."
I can physically feel my soul leaving my body reading these messages
As a furry, i feel so embarassed for these peoples!
Any time an amino post pops up (I’ve used it before and gotten such dm’s) I feel the same way
Don't you mean *soul leaves my body cutely *
@@Drago9545 eh,there is always some people go across the line
@@Drago9545 Agreed i feel so embarrassed that decent chunk of furries do this like my lord It gives me Secondhand embarrassment.
The thing about the guy pressuring women to go out with him is that he's actually using a verbally abusive tactic to try and lower someone's self esteem. Ironically, he's also claiming that they'll end up with an abusive BF, despite that being what this person is clearly going to be if you go out with them.
Yeah. I'm a guy myself (not sure why I needed to state that) and people who act like that don't deserve to call themselves men.
@@chrisi7127 İ have respect for u man
@@chrisi7127 respect
@@chrisi7127 respectable mate.
@@chrisi7127 respects to you man
5:38 Reminds me of the time I was roleplaying with one of my friends, and apparently he threw a "neko" potion at me. I don't like being a neko, so I tried to cut the tail and ears off. It regrew. Learning this ability, I had the wonderful idea of selling the cut off ears and tail since I can always grow more. He was mortified.
Dont fuck with a genius.
So that's how so many of the neko cosplays had the wars and tail be practically cut off a comically large cat.
The weebs are finna have a field day with this shit
Good way to one up his “Thing”
It reminded me of that time when Brian was going to cut his ear off to prevent World War 2
Stryxo really woke up and chose chaotic neutral
Based pfp
@@Ilikebugs2464 based pfp
@@Ilikebugs2464 based pfp
@@Ilikebugs2464 what does based mean?
@@baronsabas5762 its basically another way to say cool
Head canon: Kingani summoned two demons and reading shit for these videos is the price they pay for their freedom
Wait so the demons have to get her views for their freedom
@@sherrychannel6766 yes. In mythology, anyone who knows the name of a demon can control that demon (the demon cannot refuse commands of someone who speaks their name). Ani knowns stryxos and Brandons names, and forces them to do these videos for her
@@justaperson4656 oh that is really awesome
@@justaperson4656 i think you confused demons with fae man
@@sunbirth4795 no, fae are bound by contract, verbal or otherwise. Demons are bound by name
just reminding everyone that stryxo has to read this creepy shit, then has to edit the video, dude isn't getting enough respect 😔
That first message perfectly describes the horror that is Amino. Sometimes you meet people who are super sweet and sometimes you meet this-
Ugh, God I know.
Before, whenever I made the mistake of using that nightmare of an app, I ran into those people all the time. Like, it's a good app, sometimes, but God the people on there were so weird-
As someone who uses it, I 100% agree, really the only reason I still use it is because of my friends on there, otherwise that shit would not be worth it.
YEP! 🤣
@@huuurpindurp6608
Lmao me too. I have way to many connections to just leave
@@huuurpindurp6608 same dude
Edit: all of my friends have moved to discord. I have escaped the hellscape :)
Stryxo attempting to purr is definitely not something I wanted to hear ever
Attempting?! The was the best purr to ever be purr'd!
@@bbittercoffee as someone who used to roleplay warrior cats every recess in 1st grade i have to say that he needs some improvement
@@random6579 Aight, but simpletons couldn't possibly compete with someone like you
@Wiccan Senpai ... Interesting, I am kinda curious to be honest
I physically recoiled
Stryxo, he is doing all the post AND editing, at this point he should just make a channel and also posting, I'll probably enjoy his videos.
He already has a channel, and it's very good !
Yeah it should also discuss video games
@@annihilation951 and I think it also should have an astronaut Shiba as a pfp
what happened to pissly? Where had he been?
Boy, do I have news for you.
Stryxo's purr already got me good xD
It's literally Perry The Platypus
@@LeveyHere Fancy seeing you here, Perry The Platypus
@@ststairs what that’s just a regular platypus
@@sageissleeping5165 *puts on fedora*
@@RyanWood275 Perry the Platypus?!?!
All jokes aside Ani has raised a very important question here ... how exactly do you shit in someone's hand cutely.
How do you go from shitting on someone's hand to them thinking "that was pretty cute" I mean i genuinely need to know.
Being into poop.
im automatically programmed to be scared at "boo" at any circumstance, whether its monotone or not, so when wildpartanz said "boo" i nearly shit myself
Boo!
@@theemeraldking3251 AAAH
@@Jam_Axo Sry man, have a cookie for your troubles 🍪
bo o
@@sillygoofyliquidgoober AHH
"if you keep rejecting nice guys youre gonna end up stuck with an abusive a hole" good thing she rejected an abusive a hole then
Im surprised only like three of these came from Amino, as it's a breeding ground for these types of people
People are fucking weird on Amino
"Breeding ground" suggests they actually find partners
And that just makes me want to see what happens when two of those ppl meet
Imagine thinking a woman will like you because you complemented her through DMs. Actual smooth brain.
For real, also the emotional manipulation worries me. I just hope no woman falls for these.
The fact that some of these are from the Amino app isn’t that surprising 💀
So true
None from Miiverse so I'm disappointed.
Yeah that app is 48% children, 49% groomers, and 1% other
Love how the dude pretending to be Light was maintaining a completely normal conversation at the same time as the weird as fuck asterisks.
Like it would have been fine if they hadn’t added the weird AF roleplay
I’d like to mention that as a person who would rp from the age 11-13 (no, I am not very proud of it) I would receive texts like these on a daily basis. Yes, I was bullied growing up
Same man. Especially since my main place to rp was on amino. There were some... interesting, DMs from that place
@@setsunadrive3709 I understand, i did too
@@setsunadrive3709 amino was horrifying when i roleplayed.
Of course you were bullied. Glad you stopped doing this.
i would roleplay but not sexually- just for fun (and most of the time i would end up more like a side character)
The fact that most of these creepy DMs are furry have me laughing so hard
Because furries know how to be awkward and weird, and then they can take that to a whole 'nother level. It's great using it to freak people out, make them go away, and then end up here.
Exactly, it funni
You see alot of furries taking alot of those convos at a degenerate level, really awkward and mostly uncomfortable lmao
Perfect representation of furries lmao
That’s the furry fandom for ya
Creepy Stryxo is already giving me nightmares
We should make it an unspoken rule to include Stryxo in every other video. I love the energy he brings to these videos lol
RIP Bizly
@@hec_3549 Pissly*
I like the way Stryxo is reading unsettling posts/messages, like holy shit, he's so good at conveying pain.
6:59 Actually nice guys are pretty abusive, gaslighting and mentally abusing people. They feel like they are owed whatever they want because they've done "nice actions." Niceness isn't transactional, there's a difference between being a nice guy and a good guy.
Good guys want you to be happy, nice guys want to have you so they feel complete. A good person doesn't say they're a nice guy, and if somebody says they are a nice guy you need to cut contact with them immediately. Every circumstance is different of course, just please be on your guard around these people.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk, (scurries away on all fours like a demented demon crab thingy. Cutely.)
10:25
i'm only just realising this but that says '*tears falling /THROUGH/ my cheeks*' not down, THROUGH.
it was bad enough normally but now it's even worse knowing the completely wrong word-
O o
Brandon aggressively reading erotica is one of the most threatening things I've ever heard.
11:30 thats Amino (the land where r/creepyasterisks would thrive), the going live feature is just like
voice/video chat
11:05 OFC ITS ON AMINO
also have y’all seen the one where it’s like *curls up into a ball and pisses in own mouth while making direct eye contact”
Its always the amino ones that end up being very creepy
bro ikr 😭😭
it's amino, i wouldn't expect anything else ☠️☠️
5:59
“I take off my mask of being a creep to reveal that I am....AN ASSHOLE!”
(They’re basically the same thing tho, I just meant them on different levels)
I imagine if you met stryxo irl and looked into his eyes you’d hear nothing but elevator music
Light yagami when he's talking to a women is thinking about one thing has she committed any crimes
The added sound violated my ears more than the explicit word would’ve 0:38
guess what made that noise, and it's not a human
@@jay-tbl puffer fish eating a carrot
“i don’t think light yagami would do this” i fucking dying 💀
9:38
The little white stars in the back form an among us on the left and a mushroom on the right.
How did i just see this now.
8:19
all i can imagine is some guy tipping his fedora while saying that💀
10:15 I fucking know someone who does this exact fucking thing if you don't reply to them sometimes, its like, ya have a casual rp havin a grand ol time then BOOM, ruined
"smiles with multiple holes"
WHAT DOES THAT POSSIBLY MEAN
theyre smiling from every orifice.
"this is probably like wechat" I'm jealous that he doesn't know abt Amino
Death note became love note:
*Light blushes cutley as he rights your name in his love note*
something tells me cutley is intentional
Stryxo can do a goblin voice.
Good to know.
É br é?
@@maxizredder4271 será?
9:47 dude sounds like the Minecraft drop noise💀
bro really said [ᵏʘ]
9:26 OH NO I GO ON ROBLOX TO BULLY KIDS OR WHATEVER AND I SAY THIS A LOT TO ANNOY PEOPLE OH GOD
ad skip 4:00
8:25 bro I almost spit shot my jolly rancher across my desk I was not ready for “open wide”
🤠
LMFAOOO WGAT
8:58 Scared him so bad he became a owl 😭
0:13 Bro i had a massive whiplash💀💀💀
10:06 i just got flashbanged by words
Light Yagami had Misa sitting on his bed in lingerie practically begging him to join her and he ignored her. When he knew he was being spied on and trying to do normal young man things he pulled out a porn magazine and just casually flipped through it and did nothing else. The man doesn't care about sex
Stryxo is honestly a mood
BALLSACKS
4:40, I dont mean for this to be rude but his voice is perfect for that for some reason.
2:42 *laughs in headphones that can last 2 weeks without charging*
I don’t care 😡
@@tetraploid5000they weren’t talking to you kid
@@Flutter6762 i know i wass just making a petty toned joke
@@tetraploid5000 oh ok
Why do some people think it is a normal thing to just start roleplaying with someone who they have never met. I doubt those people have ever touched grass or talked to someone in person in their entire life. They probably spent their entire life in some kind of roleplay game and just assumed that's how you actually talk to someone.
Stryxo's Shadow the Hedgehog voice is spot on
0:07
every 'nice guy' is like that
they start out overly nice maybe a bit awkward or even weird
and then once they get rejected they instantly 180 into acting insane
it would be funny if it wasnt so disturbing
8:49 the moment I lost my full innocence.
what is the missing word? urethra?
@@ak0829 yes.
The first one was always the average experience on amino
7:26 This is why I will always hate humanity
These people are just a podcast in a different form and it's great.
it's like the snack size version of a podcast, like a podcast without as much commitment
The..the profile picture at 4:50 just makes it so much better HAHA!
“*smiles with multiple holes*” is very ominous and I am very worried.
The one at 10:33 is funny as shit and very, very, VERY slightly respectful as the person texting it recognized they didn't want to draw them, tries to win the sympathy vote, fails, attempts to win the sympathy vote AGAIN and finally ends in a really fucking funny string of two messages, followed by the person giving up. Better than most of these idiots who ask for something, don't get what they want, call you a bitch, and keep texting you as if they didn't call you a slur 3 days ago
Brandon : this is probably we chat or something
Me who uses amino everyday : yep that PM sounds accurate
Dont traumatize Strixzo like that
We Need at least One Person on This Channel to have some humanity
11:33 That shit is on fucking amino. An app meant for children. And this shit is there. "Go Live" is like a discord voice call and they're extremely shitty cause amino can kick you out randomly for no fucking reason. And I don't wanna go live after I read that cursed roleplay.
I'm always so confused when I see guys telling girls they'll never find a girlfriend because I'm so used to being into other girls and not guys
4:44 the subtle "what the fuck" that he made the ones that got me
1:01 Always ask to rp and dont be like them
*I come in to the office* “hi madam, what brings you in today?”
Dude doesn’t even need another person in his conversation..
2:27 before the text appeared I thought the werewolf was just looking up her skirt lmao
1:45 I didn't even think about this so I absolutely love noy only that Ani thought if this but that the thing that irked her was the logistics of hiding large body parts from the front and back, leading to a head peaking scenario
Don't get me wrong, I love stryxo, but I miss the powerful combination of Brandon and Bizly
True
Get all four of them, Stryxo, Ani, Brandon, and Bizzle
Pissly*
@@UnorthodoxSoundwave. this 👍
pissly
it's so funny because i'm pretty sure the "____s cutely" came from kids role playing as babies on roblox saying like "cries cutely" and stuff 😭
"I was just being nice... fuck you" is the funniest 180 ever.
The amount of times I have experienced every single one of these, is shocking.
Roblox is a good place for this kind of speak. But if you're looking for someone who actually speaks like 6:05 and thinks he's actually being cute.... >_> I actively know where to find one.
VRchat is probably the top place to find this shit.
The one where he said "you keep rejecting nice guys" lmao he IS the 'nice guy' so he would know.
I can't believe Brandon hasn't even seen the pufferfish video every day he find new ways to disappoint me.
YOU GUYS MAKE MY DAY AND TELL BIZLY, PISSLY BIZLY GO BURR IN A VIDEO WHENEVER HE'S FEATURED AGAIN LMAO
Stryxo…please do a voice acted gaming series, holy crap I would pay to see that. Your chaotic voice acting is S tier
2:00 believe me bizzly, you don't want to know what that looks like
bizly isn't in this video...
I find it funny that as soon as I heard that first one, I immediately shouted "No, you can't have both on the same part!"
>put cutely in front of anything and it's apparently cute
*cutely performs cbt*
That last post was an Amino pm and tbh its pretty common to find that shit in some communities lmao and its funny every time
I will not believe that the opening was unironic, they had to be aware of how fucking horrid that was
I’ve seen people use the cutely thing with *absolutely wtf* but sarcastically so I’ve at this point been desensitized
9:00 They're called PA piercings and they look painful and uncomfortable af
There's also the Jacobs ladder style piercing
@@DirectorOfChaos9292 I hate that my name is in that...
I’m looking this up
Stryxo immediately turning into an owl after reading the piercing one was spot on- he should be an owl for a movie or tv show someday-
Kingani a year ago: hey Raycons are cool
Kingani now: oh, you still use your old earbuds? *Pathetic.*
That first one gave him sensory overload just from reading it.
I lost it at "imagine the worst place to shove something as a man"
what is it 💀
Ok, but like Stryxo’s was a very good attempt.
I can purr, I find it fricking hilarious cause I can make that noise with a straight face and without moving mouth and having my friends in call not knowing where the hell it’s coming from.
a stryxo and ani upload in the same day! jusy HAPPYNESS
Ok, I have nothing against rp like this, it’s when it’s without consent on both sides when it’s weird
I love Stryxo, he’s too damn funny.
This video had done to things for me. 1 it has chipped away at my faith to humanity, and 2 It reaffirms my thoughts on removing certain people from the census of genetic information that should be passed on to the next generation.
11:21 reminded me of trauma i didnt need