If anyone needs an artist for their video games, I'm taking commissions. I only accept cash and exposure though, my mom won't let me have her credit card.
I can just imagine him in art class drawing a house and he's thinking to himself "how do I make the textures on this house" and then just wrote "roof, door, wall and window" on it instead.
Your ‘remaking mincraft’ vid came up on my recommended half an hour ago and Ive been watching all your videos now. Your channel is actually so great I love itttt
They copy-paste the model of the people (who have literally no details) and add more untextured things in it, and code absolutely stupid bots in, and boom, they made a new game
Boss: Ok, we need a name for the red tile type that causes players to die when they touch it Guy: Maybe it could be spikes Woman: Its red so maybe lava Guy 2: Just call it ouch Boss: -._-. Guy 2: . _ .
hi new sub try making a game in 420 minutes @Steven (btw krita is very good, nice choice :)) what program do you use to edit your videos and in what program did you do the game?
You should make a story game and then make another unrelated game years later but then decide that you don't feel like making textures anymore so you need to borrow textures from the first game and put them in the second one but then realize that you'll need to give the players a reason for why the games share textures so you end up just cramming both games into the same universe with one big storyline and calling it a day. **cough cough** Portal and Half Life- **cough cough**
Hey there Steven! I'm a beginner Java Developer, And I would love to see the Java game's source code. Can you please release the source code on a website like mediafire or github? Thanks!
5:20 The long skinny red one doesn’t cause ouch it was the cause of ouch lol 😂 Anyways great video and I could probably only make the player block 😁except it couldn’t move 😂 in 69 min
For the object oriented programming exam, we had to make a game in just less than 60 minutes. The whole planning, design, and everything. But most of us never even made a game. I hate that teacher so much.
1 year ago Steven : " I am not a good artist " 8 month ago Steven : " I make a gun reaload animation for my fps game " Me : " OMG! He is a fast learner " You are great and game is great too. ... ... ...
If anyone needs an artist for their video games, I'm taking commissions.
I only accept cash and exposure though, my mom won't let me have her credit card.
Very good designing but not the handwriting.
I mean the words kinda made it look worse for me I just wanted it to rhyme, I subbed.
Hire me
Yes yes no uhhh maybe...E...NO...yes yes yes uhm ye ye ye ye ye
69 Th like
@SunburntDuke529 XD IKR I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT COMMENT!!!
I can just imagine him in art class drawing a house and he's thinking to himself "how do I make the textures on this house" and then just wrote "roof, door, wall and window" on it instead.
😆
👍
👍
Why did I get this video recommended lol. Atleast it's a good sign that a lot of people are getting this recommended.
Yes
Yes 2
yes... 11 months ago... wait
@User name yes but he used to have like 300 subs and 17k is pretty huge
this vid blew up again...
Your ‘remaking mincraft’ vid came up on my recommended half an hour ago and Ive been watching all your videos now. Your channel is actually so great I love itttt
I just found your channel and Im glad I did XD
:)
agree
@@Stevenstuff hey, what do you use to edit your videos?
Steven me too
@@Official.UA-cam ok
Just realized you were still liking comments. Anyways I'm gonna speedrun this.
u have almost the same pfp as my alt lol my alt is @AB50RB3D
69th like, how appropriate
96 likes, opposite of 69
69 to 96
Make a game in 0 seconds
Go to python then type the command run Minecraft
A game in less than 10 seconds
Hey this has 69 likes
TheProGamer Pixel WHAT I WAS NOT NOtiFIEd
Not anymore
I mean god could.
Mom: you have 69 minutes until dinner
Steven:
69th like
*BRING IT ON*
@@parkman29 dislike dosen't change the likes this isn't reddit
@@parkman29 oh k
Make a game in 420 minutes
@Kire chill out my guy...
Bro...
Make a game in 69420 seconds
@@minicyan7364 good idea
Nice
I finnaly know how voodoo makes games.
Me too
They copy-paste the model of the people (who have literally no details) and add more untextured things in it, and code absolutely stupid bots in, and boom, they made a new game
This is probably going to go viral.
hopefully lol
this did not age well
@@lilglocky6931 sadly not
@@lilglocky6931 lmao
Everyone is now getting this in their recommend
half the time most of us don't even know what he is talking about when he is making the games
but we still watch anyway
bc he is funny
true
true
Is it bad that I am a unity game developer and STILL doesn't know what he says
@@cubecraftgaming9669 well not really. Unity mainly focuses on using c# and unity’s systems, while this guy is using java and some libraries.
@@davetrapyt2958 well he did make a few games in unity
steven = funny
steven voice = "edgy Chinese kid"
I changed it cause people were disagreeing
no replies cause there is no reason to reply
@@aadead2908 we both just replied
Aprosin bruh
@@jolento4091 Bruh
@@oren2000 why?
“The birth of a legend”
When he said he had two reasons for making this, I already knew what the second would be.
Just realized while i was watching this my phone battery was at %69
Nice.
Funny number
Nice
Omg I just looked at this comment and then at my percentage and it is 69% as well
@@brandonmorales2215 woah bro....
Did he just make a collision detection and a physics engine in 30 minutes?!
My. God. He. Is. Epic.
it was just very basic AABB collision lol
Steven Ohh man, I would love to tell how much I know about collision detection:
Nothing at all :)
@@Stevenstuff i can barely make a physics collider in 1 hour with a tutorial
this looks like my first unity game
Imao
This could either be arrogantly complimenting him, little self esteem, or neither
I SAW YOUR COMMENT IN THE MEMOLEUS FURRY VIDEO AND NOW UR HERE WTH
@@user-un7lq4ot4h gaming
we will be watching your channel with great interest
Make a game with only unity’s particle system. Oh yeah, and while you're at it, only use your thumbs dood.
That's actually possible. I like it!
Me: Can we have Mario, mom?
Mom: We have Mario at home
you probably know what's next
Me: **Laughs in 1 hour game jam**
Boss: Ok, we need a name for the red tile type that causes players to die when they touch it
Guy: Maybe it could be spikes
Woman: Its red so maybe lava
Guy 2: Just call it ouch
Boss: -._-.
Guy 2: . _ .
YES!!!
ANOTHER UPLOAD!
Bro ima be honest, I have been waiting every single day for the next upload.
you do realize this was made 11 months ago-
@@oatman0 O frick
I have just subbed as this is the best video ever!
hi new sub try making a game in 420 minutes @Steven (btw krita is very good, nice choice :)) what program do you use to edit your videos and in what program did you do the game?
Steven : Makes a game in '69' Minutes
Also Steven : Has '69K' Subs
Your video appeared on my recommendation section and it's the best thing that happen on my day
Wtf I thought Steven had 3 or 6 million subs he deserves more he puts a lot of effort in his vids
you missed the oportunity of
69 minutes, 42 seconds and 0 miliseconds
Hi, I’m guessing you got this in your recommendations. Welcome, let me show you around.
You should make a story game and then make another unrelated game years later but then decide that you don't feel like making textures anymore so you need to borrow textures from the first game and put them in the second one but then realize that you'll need to give the players a reason for why the games share textures so you end up just cramming both games into the same universe with one big storyline and calling it a day.
**cough cough**
Portal and Half Life-
**cough cough**
"Funny number, HA HA" Ah yes, the best reason to do anything.
Hey there Steven!
I'm a beginner Java Developer, And I would love to see the Java game's source code.
Can you please release the source code on a website like mediafire or github? Thanks!
got to say the words on the blocks gives me the weird feeling
That little square is so cute.
Make a game in 69 hours or 420 minutes
videos like this make me want to go back to game design
Has anyone thought: Someone coded the the coding software
someone coded binary
@@ocomic9131 Binary is just computer language. nobody "Coded" it. Someone made it when building devices such as calculators, but nobody "Coded" it
@@Gmrcat hehehhe yah I defiantly knew that heheeh yah for sure.
**Swispers* big brain
Nice video but who remembers the minecraft with gun?
yes
Epic Gamer imagine getting a hearted comment a year later
yes
*_BANNED_*
5:20 The long skinny red one doesn’t cause ouch it was the cause of ouch lol 😂
Anyways great video and I could probably only make the player block 😁except it couldn’t move 😂 in 69 min
"makes a game in 69min"
"video has 69k views"
probably not anymore if your reading this a bit later.
lmfao
mans got 2k views in 9 hours :0
we now are gonna try and get 420k views. the other funny haha number.
Why am I getting this in my recommended 1 year later?
I think he cheated, the video is only 5 mins
For the object oriented programming exam, we had to make a game in just less than 60 minutes. The whole planning, design, and everything. But most of us never even made a game. I hate that teacher so much.
i love how the background is the same shade as youtube dark mode backgound
well, the bottom isn't the same though...
but that doesn't matter since i don't use dark mode
This is where Steve™©® game creator one person Company has begun
The absolute mad lad using Nintendo 3DS OST
Steven: knows like everything about coding
My brain: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!!!!!???????
20k subs in 2 days, congrats, i was subbed when u were at 20k
That 'Ouch' texture just reminds me of that chad drawing because of the shirt and I hate it.
You'll get big soon, I'm sure of it.
And I'm gonna be called an OG for sure, nice
I've been subbed to this dude for over a year and a half. (
Tutorial : dont ouch, your welcome
I hope that you'll get 1 million subs soon.
Still waiting for a game in 420 minutes, it'll be dope
"And the second reason is haha funny number"
Ngl, I was skeptical of what you were gonna make the art. Then my expectations were shattered
I think meeting Steven in person is
Nice
Almost at 100k Steven ur so close
The first block: “B L O C K”
This is the only proof I need that human stupidity will be the end of all life on earth
Yes
The fact this guy uses Java hurts my soul so much all my life could be just hearing Determination.
I’ve been waiting for a 69% speedrun
**geometry dash wants to know your location**
I didn't understand much since the most coding ive done is in scratch as a 8 year old, but I still liked the video lol
congrats on getting to recommendation,
we will watch your career with great interest.
another thing, the idea of making obstacle on the move is pretty.... "crafty" don't cha think?
I love the fact that he couldn't beat his own game
why is this such a bad video but one of the best videos Ive seen all week
lmao
That was Nintendos Inspiration for Pokemon Sword and Shield
1 year ago Steven : " I am not a good artist "
8 month ago Steven : " I make a gun reaload animation for my fps game "
Me : " OMG! He is a fast learner "
You are great and game is great too.
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...
...
The game is so simple but it looks so fun!! nice work!
guess what... it is fun get the game now
Now you make a game in 69 seconds
Steven = Game Developer
Steven He = My Dad thinks im a failiure
This is a certified Dani moment
I made a game in an hour
I made a game in a day
I made a game in a minute
Community: *No*
I made a game in 69 minutes
Community: *Yes*
I'm watching this with 69% battery
me: checks my match list on tinder match list: HA YOU WISH!
This appeared on my recommendation. Thanks UA-cam!
Nice speed run
Man you are AMAZING and keep up.
I never exactly what is meant when something is a eye sore until I saw the graphics he made for it
How did I get here... 🤔
Pretty cool effort, especially without one of the usual game engines! 👌
Me : Why 69 minutes ?
Steven : Because *69 Minutes*
Proceeds to work on a game for 50 million hours
The game:
Title: Is comedy
Me: " *Comedy* "
00:00 a legend was born
Me making one in scratch in five minuites: I am four parralel universes ahead of you
Good programming good job 👍
the game dev dani was to afraid to dis:
Why does this man sound like a calm skeppy
U are awesome I'm a big fan of you
And this is a fact
You made a game in [insert funni number] minutes
This is the best (no doubt) art style
Steven did a funny haha with the funny haha graphics
haha yes
Alternate title: speedrunning java
I think I know what should be the title of the game
*Sixty-Nice*
rockstar: We made a game in 69 years
i love the fact that your background is the same color as the youtube dark mode background
Wait what?
actually it work better on desktop. you can't see the borders of the video
@@baowz_ oh yeah
when i search steven it comes up with steven universe