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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @starsinthedarkness6315
    @starsinthedarkness6315 4 роки тому +2401

    "you can't just go around stabbing other people."
    *homicide rate drops to zero*

  • @sharayahm9056
    @sharayahm9056 4 роки тому +3002

    Dang, UA-cam getting real comfy with these double ads.

  • @BasketballEra94
    @BasketballEra94 4 роки тому +1579

    Before Flamingo: Few People Playing
    After Flamingo: Hundreds of People Playing

  • @RealLewis
    @RealLewis 4 роки тому +597

    0:24 *when your reading a book and a classmate interrupts*

  • @assksjsmmsms5727
    @assksjsmmsms5727 4 роки тому +1950

    “You just can’t go around stabbing other people”
    Albert has probably stopped many serial killers with that inspirational message
    Edit: this is sarcasm lol

  • @changingmystyle
    @changingmystyle 4 роки тому +631

    When you’re actually reading a book but your family is being annoying
    0:24

    • @Cherryzukooo
      @Cherryzukooo 4 роки тому +14

      Hahaha i can relate but with friends and family

    • @llorin9280
      @llorin9280 4 роки тому +3

      ツBless that’s 0.25

    • @DurpyON
      @DurpyON 4 роки тому

      When you copy a comment

    • @changingmystyle
      @changingmystyle 4 роки тому +9

      Scrub MemeLord I didn’t know that I copied a comment, thanks for telling me.

    • @unknownn613
      @unknownn613 4 роки тому +4

      I did it to my little brother XD XD XD

  • @haileyh735
    @haileyh735 4 роки тому +481

    “it’s like a metaphor
    uh
    money rules the world”
    *me taking notes*

    • @spicychicken2283
      @spicychicken2283 4 роки тому +7

      *FLIPING NOTES NOISES.*

    • @SquidRumi
      @SquidRumi 4 роки тому

      Hannah Reed bot

    • @rubenrozay2467
      @rubenrozay2467 4 роки тому

      More like simile b/c a simile has like or as in its sentence

    • @rubenrozay2467
      @rubenrozay2467 4 роки тому +1

      Martin Clay wym I don’t understand anything you said

    • @emmaw4040
      @emmaw4040 4 роки тому

      Hailey H does incognito have mobile support?

  • @d6rl1ng_v4nity3
    @d6rl1ng_v4nity3 4 роки тому +241

    1:37 when the teacher randomly calls on you to answer a question

    • @misspottahhead
      @misspottahhead 3 роки тому +6

      yeah

    • @KaiKool
      @KaiKool 3 роки тому +6

      Me

    • @stephenlaurent2997
      @stephenlaurent2997 3 роки тому +6

      Hes like “NO NOT ME I DONT WANNA DO IT”

    • @jaswinder113
      @jaswinder113 3 роки тому +5

      Stephen Laurent yes we know..

    • @thrrreat
      @thrrreat 3 роки тому +4

      Ur comment is 6 months ago....my reply is 3 years ago....and my account was created in 2021

  • @boristhespidergaming8871
    @boristhespidergaming8871 4 роки тому +560

    Albert: *starts reading his role*
    Game: *starts*
    Albert: “Let me read!”

  • @briar1408
    @briar1408 4 роки тому +220

    Idea:
    Make a game like the thriller movie “Circle” where everyone is in a room on their own circle platform. If they step off, they die. Every two minutes, a group vote decides to die. Te last two standing will do some sort of competition to decide the winner.
    If you could like so Albert sees this that would be amazing and nice : )
    stay chill~
    Edit: holy chicken Jesus that’s a lot of likes

  • @user-jf1bg6dc8i
    @user-jf1bg6dc8i 4 роки тому +164

    Albert: "If i'm a cop, i gotta find out who's an imposter, if I'm a prisoner, I gotta act like an imposter."
    Me: I'm pretty sure that's how it works IRL too.

    • @mishionary
      @mishionary 4 роки тому

      Lozzey it’s super scary when you figerout it’s true

    • @mishionary
      @mishionary 4 роки тому

      @Lozzey figerout

    • @saitamathecat1187
      @saitamathecat1187 4 роки тому

      True🤔

    • @Thomas90012
      @Thomas90012 2 роки тому

      "if i'm crewmate, i gotta find out who's an imposter, if i'm a imposter, i gotta act like a crewmate"

    • @Arules54
      @Arules54 2 роки тому

      @@Thomas90012 AMOGUS

  • @axolotommy
    @axolotommy 3 роки тому +48

    "you can't go around stabbing other people"
    Purple Guy: *are you sure about that*

    • @wheatsock
      @wheatsock 3 роки тому +3

      THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

    • @ALMsteelBuilding
      @ALMsteelBuilding 3 роки тому +4

      And then he died by getting stabbed by a endo skeleton

    • @idkdude1350
      @idkdude1350 3 роки тому +1

      @@ALMsteelBuilding an*

    • @ebonytv6951
      @ebonytv6951 3 роки тому

      Glitch trap UwU

    • @ebonytv6951
      @ebonytv6951 3 роки тому

      Btw glitch trap was the real murderer*

  • @ariahlily7265
    @ariahlily7265 4 роки тому +74

    Albert: screams
    Me: Wow amazing show stoping incredible outstanding...

  • @XgtfontanaX
    @XgtfontanaX 4 роки тому +242

    *Guy throws a knife at albert*
    "HE WAS SO FAR AWAY."
    That's, what, throwing is for...

  • @Sat_rday
    @Sat_rday 4 роки тому +204

    Albert: “IT WAS SO FAR HOW DID HE KILL ME?!?”
    The person who killed him: *0.2 studs away*

    • @Dleck
      @Dleck 4 роки тому +2

      I threw the knife

    • @jobvandelaar7977
      @jobvandelaar7977 4 роки тому +1

      @@Dleck no I did!

    • @think8736
      @think8736 4 роки тому +2

      @Joe Ligma because you do have proof dleck was the guy? he shouldnt have credit with no evidence so stop being an jackass.

    • @glitch2856
      @glitch2856 4 роки тому

      @delta sans ye

    • @megumulberry
      @megumulberry 4 роки тому

      lol

  • @therefrigerator1406
    @therefrigerator1406 4 роки тому +28

    0:15 definition of among us crewmate

  • @DurpyON
    @DurpyON 4 роки тому +292

    When I’m reading once in my life and my parents tell me to do chores
    Me: 0:24

  • @BuckBlaziken
    @BuckBlaziken 4 роки тому +315

    “How did they see me!”
    **Cop goes near Albert**
    **Albert starts turning the other way and running**

  • @f3q456
    @f3q456 4 роки тому +356

    *when the teacher erases the board that u have to write down on your paper* (at 0:24)
    Albert:LET ME READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @Venus-rp5jf
    @Venus-rp5jf 4 роки тому +47

    1:37 when the teacher asks me to solve a algebra question on the board

  • @xepo18
    @xepo18 4 роки тому +206

    *When albert takes a deep breath to scream*
    Me: wait for it.
    Also me: MY EARS

    • @SophBot
      @SophBot 4 роки тому +1

      SAME

    • @memes6391
      @memes6391 4 роки тому

      HOME BOY YT relate XD

    • @falseiq6506
      @falseiq6506 4 роки тому

      I’ve heard a sound 1000x loader brothers you noob

  • @connoradams8132
    @connoradams8132 4 роки тому +119

    “Roblox Incognito”
    *FBI would like to know why your history has certain things in it.*

  • @mfingmothman5370
    @mfingmothman5370 4 роки тому +130

    “I’m glad people look different, so cops wouldn’t... uh, nevermind.”
    My favorite sentence of the day lmao

  • @purpleflurf6856
    @purpleflurf6856 4 роки тому +33

    Flamingo:attempting to be family-friendly
    AlbertStuff: *_you can only hold me back for so long_*

  • @mfwperson273
    @mfwperson273 4 роки тому +40

    Idea: Recreate the Great Depression using admin commands

  • @iamtoast63yearsago61
    @iamtoast63yearsago61 4 роки тому +557

    Albert: "THIS GAME SUCKS"
    **LITERALLY 10 SECONDS LATER**
    Albert: "this is a really good game"
    oh wow- thanks for the likes lmao

  • @emilyroberts4330
    @emilyroberts4330 4 роки тому +300

    Me when the video is 4 minutes ago
    “This is C H I L L”

  • @rugston
    @rugston 4 роки тому +38

    6:04 Me when i die in pvp

  • @mightymixsal
    @mightymixsal 4 роки тому +317

    Albert: "Brand new game!"
    Me: *glances at "Created"*
    Created: 2016
    Edit: CaN eVerYBoDy SToP ArGUiNg?!

    • @moezenmeditation5392
      @moezenmeditation5392 4 роки тому +2

      wronnnnnng anwser

    • @definitys5686
      @definitys5686 4 роки тому +11

      first off it was being made in 2016 but released in 2019 dude get brain

    • @mightymixsal
      @mightymixsal 4 роки тому +18

      @@definitys5686 ill get a brain at goodwill then
      and besides, you didnt have to start an arguement
      you couldve just correct me in a nice way

    • @definitys5686
      @definitys5686 4 роки тому +3

      Sorry if you thought i was trying to start an argument i said get brain as albert when he says get noob sorry for any hard feelings.

    • @winn-dixiestixs3228
      @winn-dixiestixs3228 4 роки тому +15

      This reply section is toxic..

  • @clm8091
    @clm8091 4 роки тому +95

    Posted 1 hour ago
    Me: *I missed my opportunity to comment*

  • @arctroopervains3488
    @arctroopervains3488 4 роки тому +84

    “BUT I THREW IT AT HIS HEAD”
    Me: *AHHH yes nice to see Flamingo Yelling at his enemies again*

  • @miyalovesyou
    @miyalovesyou 3 роки тому +16

    0:24 *when you’re reading a book out loud in class and a classmate interrupts you because they don’t know what a word means*

  • @anab7512
    @anab7512 4 роки тому +176

    “now we have to act like a bot”
    me: i already am 😎

    • @commanderdemonno9819
      @commanderdemonno9819 4 роки тому +6

      oh my god even though it's a bot doing this comment, *it is so funnE*

    • @NIsForNick67
      @NIsForNick67 4 роки тому +3

      lol a bot did this comment (I hope)

    • @Versuffe
      @Versuffe 4 роки тому +1

      Gregory Scott begone NOOB

    • @anab7512
      @anab7512 4 роки тому +4

      ok guys i’m a real person lol it was a joke 😂

    • @therockyt9729
      @therockyt9729 4 роки тому

      ana b bot

  • @sliveriousthegamer1174
    @sliveriousthegamer1174 4 роки тому +27

    The way to find if someone's not a bot is if they have smooth turns. You have to be a robotic mover, and use the dizzy thing so nobody suspects you and if they do you can easily escape.

  • @wisdomhut3233
    @wisdomhut3233 4 роки тому +134

    Albert: this only has a few people playing
    Flamingo’s fans: “well the time has come to make another game famous”

  • @sarahcarn5107
    @sarahcarn5107 4 роки тому +49

    Him: You have to act natural (starts to scream)
    Me: I thought you were suppose to act natural not like you are about to die

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 4 роки тому +81

    “Roblox incognito”
    I get to clone my self now I can run away from child support

  • @stewfishyeet4038
    @stewfishyeet4038 4 роки тому +35

    Rolve made a game called “murder” that Albert should play. It’s literally a fps murder mystery game

  • @sincerelyviolet
    @sincerelyviolet 4 роки тому +100

    when albert said "are u real?"
    I felt that :/

  • @ninalol8990
    @ninalol8990 4 роки тому +11

    Albert switches 20 times in front of all the cops: did they see me?

  • @hamadcheats
    @hamadcheats 4 роки тому +69

    *_FBI would like to know your location_*

    • @selloutflamingo4630
      @selloutflamingo4630 4 роки тому

      Hamad The Dolphin Man the bath room

    • @jager8148
      @jager8148 4 роки тому +1

      5591 west catrina BLVD hollywood California

    • @jammig7957
      @jammig7957 4 роки тому

      Bath room.

    • @jager8148
      @jager8148 4 роки тому

      @• L0n3Iy P0tat0 • Nah it's fake XD

    • @koiillust
      @koiillust 2 роки тому

      [ *Accept* ] [ Decline ]

  • @Jeannmorales
    @Jeannmorales 4 роки тому +233

    This is a perfect game for realmatt, because he always gets exposed

  • @ItsQuackie
    @ItsQuackie 4 роки тому +39

    Dear Albert,
    Hi, I'm a big fan, or probably used to be, but either way, I still love you. Whether I stopped watching you in 2014 or just started watching you in 2016, you have impacted my life in some way.
    I know it's lame, saying that you, a successful semi-famous person who can't tell the difference between me and the next fan, changed my life, but you truly did. I've been watching UA-cam since 2013, and I've watched a lot of UA-camrs since then. Even though each of you did not individually change me into the person I am today, you had an impact in the overall process.
    People like Zoella introduced me to my passion for makeup, people like Kian and Jc, who I've loved since the beginning and still do, showed me true friendship and taught me to live a little more freely. People like David, Liza, Scotty, Zane, and the rest of that crazy group taught me how to make really bad jokes and that I shouldn't care what others think. Connor Franta taught me to stay calm, and Andrew Lowe gave me the dry humor I have to this day. You all changed me and showed me new things and are helping me get through my hard teenage years. Watching your videos lets me get away for a bit.

    • @vvy_r
      @vvy_r Рік тому

      😮

    • @andrenotley7612
      @andrenotley7612 Рік тому +3

      Flamingo really inspired me to become a serial killer

    • @ItsQuackie
      @ItsQuackie Рік тому +1

      @@andrenotley7612 He has inspired me to become a professional racist, right now I am top 1 in the boards, cool right?

    • @FALLBABY17
      @FALLBABY17 10 місяців тому

      Y'all know he's not really going to look at this it's too much to read just put it in a short

    • @ItsQuackie
      @ItsQuackie 10 місяців тому

      @@FALLBABY17 how do u find this dude I got over this letter its cringe

  • @aeweljrnold
    @aeweljrnold 3 роки тому +25

    Can we appreciate the fact that he probably plays low player games because he knows that once he plays it a lot of other people will too

  • @jakeandjerry9489
    @jakeandjerry9489 4 роки тому +22

    Two Video Ideas:
    Make a game called Boys and Girls Zoo
    And put Cages and Decorations to make it look like a zoo (Ask Real_KingBob for help)
    Then advertise it with a promising amount of Robux.
    And make it so players spawn in a Cage.
    Then grab other innocent people to watch the people in a cage.
    like a HUMAN ZOO.
    The second video idea is,
    Break into a house with a family.
    And act like the Kids imaginary friend.
    Once the parents come around turn invisible so they can’t see you.
    And while your at it, Ransack the house to make it look like the kid did it!
    :D

  • @glennstutsman4616
    @glennstutsman4616 4 роки тому +120

    6:00 og albert scream

  • @cheesegorditacrunch
    @cheesegorditacrunch 4 роки тому +46

    Nobody:
    Alberts fans: POOPY BUTT POO POO BUTT BUTT YASSSS!

    • @zacharytirrell9918
      @zacharytirrell9918 4 роки тому

      me first comment

    • @benfuertes6585
      @benfuertes6585 4 роки тому +2

      U mean _gen_ *z*

    • @memescool5908
      @memescool5908 4 роки тому

      No yes no do yes me

    • @blitz09_
      @blitz09_ 4 роки тому +1

      DeathMachine !!! You mean epic chill flamgo me epic bloody diarrhea

    • @WobblyFlan
      @WobblyFlan 4 роки тому +1

      Not tech true, but I think this is more accurate
      Albert fans: E
      ALbert fans: YESH QUEEN
      Albert fans: *Felipe head*

  • @springo7802
    @springo7802 3 роки тому +10

    6:01 Holy crap that was the highest pitch scream I’ve heard from him.

  • @joy-mx7up
    @joy-mx7up 4 роки тому +19

    “Act natural” *SCREAMS* 😂😂

  • @TheNamesYellow
    @TheNamesYellow 4 роки тому +70

    Me: wants to play Incognito.
    *Looks for it on roblox*
    “You dont have access”
    Me: :0

    • @itzmelanie3000
      @itzmelanie3000 4 роки тому +2

      XYellowBreeX me too:,(

    • @asmodeusthefiftheldest334
      @asmodeusthefiftheldest334 4 роки тому +3

      You have to play it on pc i guess, my computer sucks so i play it on my dad's computer 🙇 And it lets me play on the computer, so its probably for computers only ~~

    • @angelvincent4712
      @angelvincent4712 4 роки тому +2

      @Kima nope

    • @hcneycxmbs6006
      @hcneycxmbs6006 4 роки тому +1

      I’d be like BI-

    • @daniellumene3191
      @daniellumene3191 4 роки тому +1

      @Gamesaresofun 8901 It worked for me when i was on tablet

  • @spicyagent2984
    @spicyagent2984 4 роки тому +93

    Suggestion: Albert should make a game where there is a tall office building and people come play it and work there and then Albert sets the place on fire in people have to escape before they die! Like if agree

    • @LUK4_L3TH4LLL
      @LUK4_L3TH4LLL 4 роки тому +4

      I'm the first reply also, good idea julius Lewis!

    • @spicyagent2984
      @spicyagent2984 4 роки тому +2

      @@LUK4_L3TH4LLL Thx 😄😄😄

    • @LUK4_L3TH4LLL
      @LUK4_L3TH4LLL 4 роки тому +2

      @@spicyagent2984 No problem!

    • @spicyagent2984
      @spicyagent2984 4 роки тому +2

      @@LUK4_L3TH4LLL I just hope he actually does something like this

    • @LUK4_L3TH4LLL
      @LUK4_L3TH4LLL 4 роки тому +2

      @@spicyagent2984 yeah.

  • @simpllyk4392
    @simpllyk4392 4 роки тому +75

    When Albert wins: IDIOTS
    When Albert loses: THIS GAME SUCKS
    Edit: Ty for the likes I never got so many!

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays 4 роки тому +16

    Hey Flamingo, Here's an idea.
    Maybe do a thing in Island Life like this game. You disguise as a random person and ruin their lives, then switch back to yourself and act like nothing happened.

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 4 роки тому +3

      Y’know what’s really funny? It happens to be he already did this - before this game even came out! What a coincidence!

    • @grovest_jj5911
      @grovest_jj5911 4 роки тому

      Lucid Dreamer lol

    • @SymbiontUVPlays
      @SymbiontUVPlays 4 роки тому +1

      @@melpomenethemuse
      o h

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 4 роки тому

      SymbiontUV Plays it’s called ‘Using Roblox admin to TAKE OVER THEIR LIFE’

  • @q_w0ckk
    @q_w0ckk 4 роки тому +29

    Last time I was this early my parents still loved me.

    • @reddieisreal6220
      @reddieisreal6220 4 роки тому +1

      awh, I’m sorry 🖤

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 4 роки тому +1

      you don’t need them anyways, you be you without them controlling you.

  • @bluebnisters
    @bluebnisters 4 роки тому +22

    I started playing this game and you just tought me how! Albert when you make these videos you make us want to try the game, and you teaches us!!

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 4 роки тому +3

      He really do be teaches doh 😩

    • @stcolie
      @stcolie 4 роки тому +1

      Hoydogge LMAOO

    • @lillysanchez9255
      @lillysanchez9255 4 роки тому

      How do I get on the game it doesn’t let me join

  • @xandersoukal
    @xandersoukal 4 роки тому +15

    Idea: Encourage or wait for people to go to bed, and when they do, teleport them to a Dream or Nightmare world, all depending on the situation.

    • @flavoredsidewalk
      @flavoredsidewalk 4 роки тому +1

      Yes.

    • @noobpoop8265
      @noobpoop8265 4 роки тому

      Xander Soukal omg great idea I’ll like it for he decides to do it!

    • @xandersoukal
      @xandersoukal 4 роки тому +1

      thx :3 but this isn't my comment, i saw someone else comment this and i liked there's so i control c'd it for higher chance of mr flamgo to see it

  • @user-nx4nc9ob9m
    @user-nx4nc9ob9m 4 роки тому +11

    Albert: Cops have 5 lives
    Cats: *I'm 4 lives ahead of you*

  • @kkttfari
    @kkttfari 4 роки тому +11

    Albert: "I Think I'm Illuding to Very Violent things On This Video. "
    *AlbertStuff Flashbacks*

  • @a4sth3ticb4lls2
    @a4sth3ticb4lls2 4 роки тому +20

    Idea: Another Hotel that is secretly a human trafficking ring

  • @johnrobloxnoob5790
    @johnrobloxnoob5790 4 роки тому +14

    Albert Kills someone : "Ha loser"
    Albert Dies : "You HACKER!!!!"

  • @abbiedoescrimes4086
    @abbiedoescrimes4086 4 роки тому +14

    Lmao whenever he hits something he makes a little, "Bloop!" Noise and it cracks me up everytime

    • @-bakugo-6284
      @-bakugo-6284 2 роки тому +1

      be says “boop” or “YES” or “NOOO”

  • @talatootie
    @talatootie 4 роки тому +66

    Albert: “I don’t know why no one is playing this game it’s really good”
    Flamingo Community: *HOLD MY MERCH*
    Edit: this is not supposed to be funny this is supposed to say like how the community is lmao

    • @thederpyracoon537
      @thederpyracoon537 4 роки тому +1

      Cringe.Not funny.EPIC

    • @pizzaman3039
      @pizzaman3039 4 роки тому +3

      @@thederpyracoon537 nobody asked.

    • @helloeveryone8238
      @helloeveryone8238 4 роки тому +1

      Todoroki ok boomer

    • @talatootie
      @talatootie 4 роки тому +2

      TheDerpyRacoon Boi no one asked, if you got nothing nice to say don’t say anything lmao

    • @destroyr7439
      @destroyr7439 4 роки тому

      Cringe.Not funny.EPIC

  • @BornAgain77
    @BornAgain77 4 роки тому +73

    Albert dies in real life
    Albert: LET ME LIVE!!!

  • @vn2092
    @vn2092 4 роки тому +74

    When Your a fast reader and the teacher is about to choose the special ed kid
    0:24

  • @dendrotek
    @dendrotek 4 роки тому +28

    nobody:
    incognito mode: *you are now in incognito mode.*

  • @sharknadoyt9559
    @sharknadoyt9559 4 роки тому +62

    Albert: it's really hard to explain later in the video: he tells us how it works

  • @snowyy-yt5577
    @snowyy-yt5577 4 роки тому +43

    For a second I thought albert said “it’s hard as hell”
    6:45

    • @donk-dwonk
      @donk-dwonk 4 роки тому +1

      Think he did

    • @snowyy-yt5577
      @snowyy-yt5577 4 роки тому +1

      Destructomite I know he said that that’s why I said for a second I though.

    • @flatulenced
      @flatulenced 4 роки тому

      When i watched it the first time i didn't hear it and then today when i was watching it, i thought he said it

    • @Godmorgen7
      @Godmorgen7 4 роки тому

      @@snowyy-yt5577 i think he said it to legendaryones

    • @soul2948
      @soul2948 4 роки тому

      He did

  • @ixlymel
    @ixlymel 4 роки тому +4

    OMG. At 5:10 when he said "This map sucks" I LITERALLY HEARD MORTY FROM RICK AND MORTY he sounded so much like him

  • @icantthinkofaname9586
    @icantthinkofaname9586 4 роки тому +65

    “ *I bet people look different real life because- never mind* “
    Me: *laughs in- never mind*

  • @RickyRuka
    @RickyRuka 4 роки тому +12

    “Look at that queen!”
    Very pretty and fabulous 👗

  • @xetup1
    @xetup1 4 роки тому +61

    UA-cam: 83 comments
    me: *scrolls down impatiently
    UA-cam: nope
    then I just hear Albert screaming...
    *_bruh_*

    • @pamcole4864
      @pamcole4864 4 роки тому

      BTS SUCCS
      Edit: rAnDom

    • @xetup1
      @xetup1 4 роки тому

      @@pamcole4864 I edited the Albert screams part

    • @acidgoon
      @acidgoon 4 роки тому +1

      ToastyYT this is the worst joke I’ve heard

    • @chase4__621
      @chase4__621 4 роки тому

      Scott Young scam

    • @dd_oxo
      @dd_oxo 4 роки тому

      Scott Young scam scam

  • @arlojad
    @arlojad 4 роки тому +8

    albert at 9:14 : "you know what? i'mma follow him."
    *one second later.*
    albert : oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, *i hate being near them!*

  • @clairewilletts5922
    @clairewilletts5922 4 роки тому +4

    Just noticed that Albert is wearing a 4Oceane bracelet, which is actually super good for the environment! They help clear out the seas as their individual beads are made of plastic that their teams dig out from ocean cleans.
    Keep up the good work!

  • @st33lf1st
    @st33lf1st 4 роки тому +27

    Albert: "THIS GAME IS REALLY REALLY NEW"
    *looks at when the game is made*
    hmm

  • @fourgatsu
    @fourgatsu 2 роки тому +4

    Since he couldn't explain it, I will.
    Incognito is basically a game where you have to blend in with the crowd, and not get caught by the cops. and as a cop you are assigned to catch all frauds. There are different modes like special agent and bank robbery as well, which for special agent; nobody is a cop, nobody is a prisoner, you are just meant to kill all surviving players and be the last one alive. for bank robbery; Its basically the first mode I wrote (classic mode) but you are sent to a bank map which you are assigned to steal all artifacts without getting caught, and obviously, catch frauds. especially the ones trying to steal.
    NOTE: After about 40 seconds your cover is blown, remember to occasionally switch your cover without being seen. this way, the timer for you will reset & everyone else's cover is blown if they don't do the same. the NPCs also make short stops when they are about to turn and walk in a straight line; DO NOT MAKE U TURNS.

  • @domproductions7689
    @domproductions7689 4 роки тому +40

    “Hard to explain”
    This is literally just the hide and seek in gmod.

  • @samhuirmonayan2173
    @samhuirmonayan2173 4 роки тому +100

    6:46 when im trying to do homwork

  • @abandonedacc420
    @abandonedacc420 4 роки тому +19

    Me: looks at title
    Also me: *oo i can finally search whatever the dang that is without getting embarrassed-*

    • @arctroopervains3488
      @arctroopervains3488 4 роки тому

      Salty Idiot lol

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 4 роки тому

      incognito is when your anonymous.

    • @aiviac
      @aiviac 4 роки тому

      Scooby Doo
      lmao i thought u were calling them a salty idiot and i was like tf did they do

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 4 роки тому

      @@otterlilyx ik, what i meant was searching something up privately and not getting embarrassed about it on your history
      -lemme just edit the comment so it makes more sense um-

  • @miyalovesyou
    @miyalovesyou 3 роки тому +4

    1:37 *when you haven’t been listening in maths and the teacher calls on you to answer a question*

  • @helliven2496
    @helliven2496 4 роки тому +22

    “I literally killed 2 people...... cool”
    This channel is very educational

  • @JavierOchoaPalomares
    @JavierOchoaPalomares 4 роки тому +17

    6:01
    Just like the good old days

  • @sy12378
    @sy12378 4 роки тому +74

    4:07 my English teacher when she reads any book

  • @SoggyWetCheese
    @SoggyWetCheese 3 роки тому +4

    I like how he called the people with names shown idiots even thought he's on the same team so that's why he can see the names

    • @daprogamer171
      @daprogamer171 3 роки тому

      what about when he was a cop huh?

    • @SoggyWetCheese
      @SoggyWetCheese 3 роки тому +1

      @@daprogamer171 when he was a cop he didnt say they were idiots because their names were showing or anything :/

  • @bullockcampbellfraser9203
    @bullockcampbellfraser9203 4 роки тому +5

    Murder: It is your time Albert.
    Albert: Still chill : )

  • @Hiba-cl5sk
    @Hiba-cl5sk 4 роки тому +21

    Albert: *takes a deep breath before screaming*
    Me when my mom is far away from me: *takes a deep breath before screaming*

    • @rednax-rj2wb
      @rednax-rj2wb 4 роки тому +1

      Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 4 роки тому +2

      ...army?

  • @jackie453
    @jackie453 4 роки тому +12

    “Ooh hot girl that just walked by look at that queen” I don’t know I just thought that was really funny

  • @mrstephchefcurry4445
    @mrstephchefcurry4445 3 роки тому +9

    00:17 Albert just predicted about Among Us

    • @harry24cs
      @harry24cs 3 роки тому

      Among us was a thing way before

    • @mrstephchefcurry4445
      @mrstephchefcurry4445 3 роки тому

      @@harry24cs Not until late 2020 I think

    • @harry24cs
      @harry24cs 3 роки тому

      @@mrstephchefcurry4445 no it got popular then but it was a thing 2018 called space mafia

    • @mrstephchefcurry4445
      @mrstephchefcurry4445 3 роки тому

      @@harry24cs Oh nice

  • @bellasilvia4623
    @bellasilvia4623 4 роки тому +13

    "Its a new game like brand new game"
    **meanwhile** "created 2016"

  • @SwiftyyGaming
    @SwiftyyGaming 4 роки тому +29

    Notification: Flamingo has posted
    Me: New Flamingo vid, yess!
    -Looks at vid-
    24 minutes ago.
    Me: WTH

  • @Bubblegun2
    @Bubblegun2 4 роки тому +38

    When you have school at 7am and are watching Albert at 2am edit: ( My school starts at 8:25 so I have to wake up at 7am so we can get there on time as it’s quite a long drive 😔👋

    • @pryt0n180
      @pryt0n180 4 роки тому

      It's am now

    • @hfhah7908
      @hfhah7908 4 роки тому +2

      Get on my level kiddd. 4 am

    • @FYoshi15
      @FYoshi15 4 роки тому

      Jokes on you, i am already on summer break

    • @IceeBoii
      @IceeBoii 4 роки тому +1

      Yes I am 2am

    • @giselle2502
      @giselle2502 4 роки тому

      Haha I'm on break

  • @avery7651
    @avery7651 4 роки тому

    albert, just in case you play this again here are the basics: if you press 'r' when a cop is around, which ever superpower you have will affect the cop.
    if your a prisoner and you see someones name, only you and other prisoners can see it. but, if the person is wearing a prison outfit and has a name, then their exposed.
    you dont need to change every 10-20 seconds, the energy bar takes away one of the lightning bolts below, once all of them run out you will be exposed.
    and if you get a new knife/power, you will have to go to your inventory and change it, which is the image of a bag at the top of your screen.

  • @mr_unlimited101
    @mr_unlimited101 4 роки тому +127

    “THIS MAP SUCKS” there’s literally only one map

  • @legendarywarrior7545
    @legendarywarrior7545 4 роки тому +8

    “I don’t like being a cop it’s to much stress.”
    Also Albert being a prisoner 1:30

  • @elodiekouk9016
    @elodiekouk9016 4 роки тому +8

    4:00
    Albert; headshot
    Rando; iM sTiLl CoMinG fOr YoU

    • @Dleck
      @Dleck 4 роки тому +2

      Lol he head shotted me i didn't even know

    • @Vient0
      @Vient0 4 роки тому +1

      Dleck that was you? 😑

    • @Dleck
      @Dleck 4 роки тому +1

      @@Vient0 yes

    • @dfsseewsfewfg3511
      @dfsseewsfewfg3511 4 роки тому +1

      Dleck are you that proud? You literally post about 5 comments and replies to talk about you killing Albert

    • @Dleck
      @Dleck 4 роки тому +1

      @@dfsseewsfewfg3511 yeah sure what ever you think

  • @hannahplays3189
    @hannahplays3189 3 роки тому +5

    Flamingo: *blink blink* OoO HoT GiRl LoOk At ThAt QuEeN
    6:30
    1 Second later
    *tries to kill her*

  • @perrelbrown62
    @perrelbrown62 4 роки тому +60

    Only OGs remember when Albert peed his pants.

  • @himikotoga5549
    @himikotoga5549 4 роки тому +7

    "ur trash and you should feel bad"
    Isnt that like from michael reeves?

  • @intro.hayleigh9863
    @intro.hayleigh9863 4 роки тому +8

    no one:
    Albert: Hacker!
    Also Albert: Idiot
    Albert again: Not as good as me!
    ❤️✨love you Albert!

  • @TheNewbie78
    @TheNewbie78 2 роки тому +2

    God: Albert, your destiny is to be good at everything and be rich and famous.
    Albert: Sucks at a game that is so simple.

  • @vega2048
    @vega2048 4 роки тому +16

    “I didn’t know there was stamina”
    Legit was explaining what will happen when you run out

    • @vickicain1948
      @vickicain1948 4 роки тому

      Roland Baldoz there are two bars stamina and sprint